NovaOnline - The Worlds Greatest Food Critic
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Today we are going to look at the fascinating food escapades of Nova online. It’s been a rough few weeks for nova otherwise and today we are going to cover all of it so I hope you goats enjoy 💯 - Hry
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@@FuFox388womp womp
get that bread bro
If you were talking about Nova's freakouts after he got hacked. Me and The Leaping Lemur covered it his channel, so he might still have them
Suprised you were able to get sponsership while covering some disturbed lolcows, respect the hustle
"child predator pivots to food reviews" was the last thing I expected to come from this
Its like the every lol cow they become/have a history of being a predator
He's been a food reviewer, he does the child groomin on the side
No seriously I didn't understand how he was lolcow material when it seems like all he does is make genuine food reviews. Then it all made sense
He probably eating veal
He steps foot in mc Donald’s, it’s all over.
Nova is the one single person who no matter how I think they could alter their own apperance they'll always retain the look of a Reddit Mod
Always and forever
Should be a professional dog walker instead of a food reviewer.
@SmokeyMcC pretty sure those things he says like "bone apple teeth" and "divolja" (idk how it's spelled) is from a CZcamsr named DokaRyan, that dude essentially just soaks stuff in liquor, usually sweets though. I assume it's because Ryan had a massive boom in content visibility in shorts
No testosterone and fat.
@@TheGuidingMoonlightdifference is DokaRyan is *actually likable*
Was just sitting down for a nice bowl of French Onion soup when this video dropped.
french onion soup sounds hella good rn
Hope you enjoyed it
French onion thoup*
Fr*nch. Please censor that vile language, this is a family friendly channel.
Mad jealous, I hope it was fire my guy!
Nova is the only lolcow I’ve ever seen whose appearance makes it hard to discern whether or not they are a man or a woman. Alternatively they could be a Boglim like Cobra.
They _are_ a boglim like Cobra.
kinda like tony
I question his…. 🧠
Once a human reaches critical levels of obesity, they just end up looking disgustingly androgynous
💯💯💯
“Bone, apple, teet”- Nova Online
He’s literally the first person to ever say that
Is that a case of him not pronouncing it correctly or is he saying that on purpose? I genuinely can't tell
@@SmokeyMcChe even said “bone apple teeth” at 9:25, it never ceases to amaze me how he’s wrong every time but in a different way
@@Nic9458i hate to defend him in any capacity but that’s definitely a joke
@@TheRealBDouble he probably found that on reddit
"The lettuce on my chik fil-a sandwich that my mom drove 30 minutes to bring me isn't fresh."
Lmao he isnt wrong abt the lettuce never being fresh. Usually it comes all soggy but yea, a 30 minute drive probably isnt gonna help with the freshness either
The Chick-fil-A is 30 minutes away. She drove 60 minutes.
@@ericleyton4153 Thank you you're so right, but the lettuce only took a 30 minute ride.
@@2006ToyotaTundra lol. Very true.
Literally only bad thing about chik Fil-a to me is the lettuce and that's it
The White Bowser is a predator
So true
@@SmokeyMcC We need Nova to try Brain Rizzo's signature knuckle sandwich
Yup. Earl Do Be a pwedaduh.
@@souljaboy.6668I’d give Brian both knuckle sandwiches while Nova has to watch him eat them all.
So true queen 💅. This is giving honest Abe can't tell a lie dupe. Go off with the tea and eat sweaty.
I need Nova to review Henry Ford’s world famous fried chicken
Boiled*
Toe Suckin' Bad™
@PENT1UM Boiled?! I would say thats sacregious, but it is given to the White Bowser so no complaints I guess.
I don't know what this is referencing
@namelessxdread The White Bowser, a different lolcow, has been at Henry Ford Psychiatric Ward and for some reason said the chicken there was good.
Bro looks like a PDF-file and his victim at the same time
9 times outta 10 those who are victims end up doing it to others
Believe it or not. He is a PDF-file. Kinda sad it was so glossed over
@@Mewdo45 9 is a stretch, maybe like 5 or 6 out of 10
Driving hours for food is Foodie Beauty territory 😬
They're both about the same size too
I think Chantel has Nova beat.
Depends on the food, I've driven to Chicago for pizza.
Not Chantal 😭
His "Bon Apple teeth" and "Daibosia" sounds like he's trying to imitate Doka Ryan on TikTok
He 1000% is lol
9/10 video would be 10/10 if it was Dr. Pepper.
Always slaps
Nova needs to take more showers than once a month
I shudder just looking at his hair - it's sooo greasy 🤢
shits got more oil than the arabian peninsula
@@ilikecheese4518US military about to bring this man’s dome some democracy, Helldiver style.
That’s a fair point
@@Kropothead oorah
The most infuriating thing above Nova's food reviews, other than the fact he's a predator, is that he'll either say something is great and give it a 5/10; or absolutely trash something and give it a 9/10
The grease in Nova's hair could fuel a wingstop deep fryer for weeks
I'm a foodie to the core, I've competed at the world food championship twice, I've had a successful radio show centered around the culinary arts. I have to say I love this content. Lol cows are a secret indulgence and Smokey, you feed me 😂
I would like to thank the taxpayers for allowing me to never have to work! 😁👍
@@kevinbrooks9074???
Name a food
@@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow deez Nutz
@@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow Your mom
I hope Nova reviews Emagine Theatre popcorn! 🍿
Most underrated comment of all time 😂
My review of the bar at Emagine Theatre is that I don't remember the 2018 Predator movie.
I've heard they don't make it as fast as they used to...
Definitely Henry Ford chicken too
There is a strange similarity between the bowsa and nova, huh?
I try really hard not to be a mean person, because I don’t know if this is what Nova is really like or if this is like some kind of show, but did he just…dunk his head in a tub of oil or something? His hair simultaneously looks newly-washed and like he hasn’t showered in two months. It’s honestly impressive, in a way.
that’s called poorly managed hygiene, paired with a complete ineptitude to deal with having longer hair
He groomed a child over discord
He does it like no one else
He's got so much oil in his hair the government is gonna claim he's developing WMDS
@@Lelfay that makes sense I suppose, I couldn’t wash my long hair well enough due to a muscle/joint thing so I simply cut my hair shorter! it’s easier to manage, easier to wash, and it doesn’t look nearly as greasy as it did when I was a teenager. I think if Nova took a few weeks to really self-reflect and come up with a plan to better himself (better hygiene, healthier eating habits, etcetera), he can become a much more tolerable person. Unfortunately, I think he’s too self-absorbed to ever actually do that.
Man, skrillex fell on some hard times
😂😂
@@carterwow no
Omfg 😂
Nova looks like that single mom at Walmart with 3 kids from 3 different dads.
true. he looks like he has a skinny black boyfriend
@@humanbean3 was about to say definitely giving single mother of several biracial kids at the family dollar getting a QP of powdered juice mix
Bro is built like an average discord mod
Indeed he is 😂
As someone who was in Nova’s *ACTUAL* discord server, you have no idea how much of an understatement that is.
He gave people a timeout for saying water,me included.
@@elithornton5217 For saying water?? please explain.
@@uhtred7860 due to people making fun of him for looking and being a discord mod and also *everything else* ,he banned words like “French onion soup, diapers,water etc.” Basically if you said something that could be taken as an insult to Nova or involves one of his many controversies , you will be timed out.
@@elithornton5217 Wow. Why am I not surprised he’s brittle AF 🤣🤣
10:16 He's giving such big JayStation energy here. I was half expecting him to yell "Trying Chic-Fil-A for the first time in 4 years...AT 3 AM!!!"
What makes me giggle is that Nova said he went emo because of his uncle.
Yet, the appearance he has ATM doesn't really scream emo. It screams "Attention Predator."
Idk, that sandwich sounds bomb. Black pepper turkey on sourdough with bacon? Jeez, how can that be bad
Definitely sounds decent
Yeah that bit made me hungry tbh
I would absolutely drive 30mins for Chick Fil-A. When I was in high school the closest was an hour away and that's was a regular trip me and the boys made.
fun little road trip
Thanks to Aura, nobody will know that I'm not NovaOnline.
i like Rogue's theory on why Nova is so cringe inducing. He's that part of gen z that shows a strong desire to be an online celebrity, but lacks any of the charisma nor work ethic to actually be entertaining
Gen Z, have a work ethic? They don't even know what a work ethic *is*
@@lauriesmith4575A small minority of Gen Z has monstrous amounts of discipline. Among them are people who are becoming like, ludicrously young football players and bodybuilders: J.J McCarthy and Sam Sulek. Barely out of the womb and they’re making bank. It’s a generation of extremes.
I think it might have to do with some people actually having good parenting (not being iPad kids), decent financial resources on top of that, growth mentality, and all the information of the internet at their fingertips. Most people don’t utilize it to the fullest extent. Those who do tend to rapidly eclipse the rest.
@@lauriesmith4575an overwhelming amount of Gen Z are normal people pretty much. Go to work/school, work out, hang with friends/SO, go home. You have to remember that it’s usually the strangest that are the loudest
4:17 You heard it here first. Nova eats Crapped Pepper Turkey.
is that a nova emoji
We need a Nova review of Ballet Pizza
All time crossover
4:50 "People sitting and eating in their cars is just not something you see online". Me, a member of Gorlworld: 👀
Same. Been watching Chins do it for years now.
CAN I GET A FRENCH ONION SOUPPPPPPPPPP PLSSSSS 🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁
Only ballet pizza around these parts
@@SmokeyMcCand Henry Ford chicken
*thoup
Ballet? This whole time I've been hearing it as Valet Pizza 😅
Given who we're talking about, the statement "there is not one culture's food that Nova here is not reviewing." is more of a threat than anything!
Nova is a pretty weird cat.
Btw smokey, I've been watching all your old content since becoming a member and it's been fun watching all the Chris letters and the origins of LOLCOW wrestling, I'm about a year behind from present day on your videos stopping when a new one comes out, it's been chill listening to all the lolcow updates while grinding on video games in the evening.
Thank you my brotha glad you are enjoying it
Aura is great but still couldnt stop earl from finding out you live in kentucky
glad to see SmokeyMCC getting sponsors good for you man, keep content coming this video made my day.
Not getting bullied as they should have been has failed the next generation ☠️
Seen this guy in my town. Held the door open for him as I was walking into planet fitness. I did a double take and had to ask the people at the desk who confirmed it is "the tiktok guy". Me and my friends were just watching a video on him a week prior. Was kinda wild lol
what the hell did he even do in there? Bro looks like he’d be repelled by a gym
What part of the country you living in?
@@OLDMANWAFFLESNova mentioned the closest chik fil a is in Spokane. So if assume nova, and in turn, this guy, is located around the broader Spokane, Washington area
@@OLDMANWAFFLES East Idaho, close to Spokane
@@nerdstop5025 East Idaho but basically yes
Smokey I see you getting slick with those sponser transitions
I have never been this early for a Smokey vid. The notifications actually worked for like the first time ever 😂
Thank you so much for keeping in mind of audio levels. I'm sure many people appreciate the heads up on Nova's voice being exceedingly louder.
Today is my birthday, gang. TMDWU!
Also TheWhiteBowser is a predator.
Happybirthday!!!
Happy birthday🎉
happy birthday!!
Happy birthday 🎉
Best wishes and many happy returns, my David.
I NEED THE BOSSMANJACK VIDEO!!!
HE LOST 70K THE OTHER WEEK...
Yeah it’s finally on its way😂
@@SmokeyMcCfrfr?😮
@@ArmadisRockhe's playing with fake money now so no not frfr.
Awww
@@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth "fake money"
Dude is still begging viewers for donos to gamble with... What are you talking about about. He's still the same.
Gotta love catching a Smokey vid as it drops 😎
New smokey vid right in time for my lunch break TWU
4:38 "Bone apple teet." LMFAO, it's like every French speaking person in the world cried out all at once. Bone apple teet! My friends.
It's the "bone apple teeth" meme, just mispronounced
Glad to see you getting sponsors now. Definitely deserved.
Smokey, I need more of your Cyraxx videos in my life!!!
The smoke has blessed us once again
Hope you enjoyed it brotha 💯
Is that a Dutch flag on Nova’s wall? If so, my condolences to the people of the Netherlands. No one deserves to have their flag in that room of horrors
Being a former chick fil a employee I hate that he said his spicy deluxe was on a brioche bun when it’s clearly a white bun brioche is for grilled chicken
Nova giving you working out advice is like a blind guy telling you how to drive.
Nova and Jupiter have never been seen together, hmmmmm 🤔
Idk man I’ve never seen them in the same place together either
“Bone Apple Tea” lol
😂😂 he thinks he’s so clever when he says it
I remember seeing that quote for the first time in Tumblr back in like 2013 lolol
Oh god nova reviewing the weird things i stock at my overnight job 😬
But smokey vids always holding it down at that early hour fr
Thanks smokeymcc ❤
you know it’s always gonna be a banger when smokey posts (two days late lol)
Get me some of that french onion soup
That's good soup
Can’t wait for him to review Popeyes chicken sandwhich
Thats my fave!! Spicy chicken sandwich and a side of coleslaw
most of the time i get insecure about how my hair looks which is why i wash it as often as i can the second my hair strands start to separate, but seeing nova’s hair honestly makes me feel a little better about my hair condition
Damn I'm super early... good thing I can listen to this while finishing work yippeee
Nova is what'd I imagine Whiteglove would be if they had TIKTOK
just perfect that he says bone apple tea every single time, Nova with the 2016 memes
Smokey food review channel? Let's go.
I don't trust anyone who says that lemon pepper wings are the bomb.
Babe wake up new Nova lore dropped
I want a divorce
I would like to see Nova have a hair flicking contest with Jupiter, winner takes the Bindussy.
That picture of him with the binky in his mouth scares me a lot😢😂
To his credit, if he's going to the gym he might be going down a better path
Or it's performative
I hate to break it to you, but it’s most likely performative
HELL YEAH
Gosh I love listening to these videos when waking or working out. These lowcows are such an inspiration to lose weight!
Every time Nova shows food in his demented Tik Tok video, I get hungry. I have that feeling!
I hate the way he touches that mock tail glass with the water. I hate the way he speaks..in fact, pretty sure how I feel about him in general. Nope. No thanks..
Nova is my spirit animal when it comes to food and working out, but not when it comes to being predatory to children… certainly not that.
Yo Smokey, love the vids but I have to give a piece of constructive criticism: If the audio of the clips you are showing is louder than your commentary, then equalize the audio. You can do this in most editing programs, it doesn't take more than a couple clicks for the whole process and would really improve the viewing. Just a thought
Never been this early to a Smokey video I feel honored lol
Hope you enjoyed it brotha 💯
Here’s a guacamole recipe I’ve been using for ages.
Pit and slice 1 or 2 avocados, mash well.
Cut a white onion in half, cut one half in half and dice; add to bowl.
Cut and dice half of a tomato; be sure to get any of the tomato’s juices into the bowl before dicing.
Cut a lime in half and squeeze juices into bowl. Whether you juice one of both lime halves is entirely up to you!
Add about 2 teaspoons of salt and a teaspoon of red cayenne pepper.
Mix very well.
Enjoy! Trust me, once you’ve tried this, you’ll never go back to fast food/restaurant guacamole.
I would drive 30 minutes to chick fil a if i was listening to a Smokey video.
watchin this while i dye my hair thank you smoke
Damn... K-Dot even blasting Nova. Mr. Morale out here cleaning the streets of Gotham.
Nova is just trying everything at this point, like he's just throwing everything into the pot to make some sort of, I don't know, a frech onion soup
Hell yeah Smokey, Qdoba nachos is like my 3rd favorite quick service foods!
Smokey do you know when the rumble archive is gonna be updated?
i saw he got hacked and couldn’t wait for the vid 🙏🙏🙏
I’m a Moe’s guy myself. Free chips and a salsa bar where you can get however tf much you want without bothering anybody
Gordon Ramsey constantly keeps an eye on Nova to make sure he’s up on his food trends
Nova taking deep breaths trying to keep it down after the shotgun is so real lmao
Is this Jupiter's long lost brother?
12:57 holy fuck I wasn't expecting that lmfao
Nova looks like a young Michael Moore that went through a botched transition
I LOVE YOU SMOKEY 💛
I’m a gay little wizard. Butt I ain’t no pwedator
Nova is like if reddit was struck by lightning and given sentience
Glad my boy got a sponsor
This is what happens when people try to get rid of bullying.
You know I had never seen or heard of Nova until this video but through the entire video I was thinking "man this guy looks familiar" and then he mentions that he's from the Spokane area and I'm like "no wonder he looks familiar I probably walked past this guy before" 😂
i loved his gym arc 😭
God I have had Nova and Jupiter fused in my head for so long that seeing him now is giving me BPD trying to understand how they can be so similar and different at the same time.
Sometimes the same happens to me😂
It's the Clark Kent/superman thing... you ever see nova and joopiturd in the same place?
Interacts with the āura add revenue. Smokey McCrack getting paid.
Proud of you smokey.
kind of remindin' me of someone who went to get a cupcake with the way he sittin' in his car revewin' food..
Smokey id drive 30 minutes for like, a full meal from chic fil a, but not just for the sandwhich. Jupiter trippin not getting nothin else. Those milkshakes are bangin
Something about Nova and White Bowser that has me thinking they are related.