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Chris looks like a creature from a creepypasta. "I looked out the window, and there it was. Stooped in the driveway, gathering pebbles absently. A blue tangled mass of hair hung limply on its head, and it narrated random facts to an imaginary audience. Would it try to soul bond with me again? Would it ever notice the barking of the dogs, and come toward me?"
Okay, now I'm showing my ignorance but I thought Barb was in a nursing home. Virginia keeps on effing up. How the hell is he even allowed near that house? And how come it hasn't been demolished yet? That house holds so much trauma.
Its just facts, chris got into an accident because he was distracted doing math in his head, he tried to run over the owner of the gameshop, he believes hes jesus, and a god, he married an imaginary character. My guy, this screams mental asylum@7oki479
That's an insult to sims, at least they don't partake in incest. Yes I'm aware there's mods out there for that, which begs the question... why the fuck are you installing incest mods for the sims😂
i truly hope people don't buy these. if you want chris chan stuff so bad just drive or fly to branchland yourself and you can get as many rocks as you want hell you can take some blades of grass from his yard while you are at it. Chris weens are truly the worst if they actually buy this. its not like they can be authenticated just go grab some pebbles from your own driveway and say they are from Chris Chan
I can't believe people are buying rocks or medallions or....anything related to Chris-Chan. I haven't been following their Etsy revenue, I hope Smokey was exaggerating just now when he said things are selling "hand over fist". After summer 2021, the thought of people still willing to put money in that monster's pocket is mind-boggling to me. After everything Chris-Chan has done, if you contribute financially, you are part of the problem.
To be fair, going back to your house to pick up rocks from your mentally enfeebled mother's house who you boinked is some real mystical Greek creature energy.
@@FuryanJedi13 Well Chris and the christian god do have a very similar sense of justice imo. God sent a bear to kill a bunch of little kids for making fun of a bald dude, that sounds like something Chris would do.
@@FuryanJedi13 if Sonichu Prime really is Jesus many devout Christians will pivot and side with Satan (I'm already on Satan's side I'm a Cartoon Demon), but WHO would actually want to go to Heaven IF Sonichu was the MESSIAH(Jesus) LOL LOL LOL
There is no way she is living there in her mental state, she would be in a home by now, if not dead already. Surely there is a restraining order, making my previous statement seemingly true. Facts and logic.
sad really this Criminal is like a Wind-Sock for today's broken justice system they KNOW right and wrong, and they CHOOSE wrong IF it benefits them they are no different than any other criminal behind bars, they ALWAYS know when someone has Wronged them, therefore HOW could one argue in a court of law that they are Insane and aren't fit to stand trial?? there ARE people that do not know right from wrong Jesus Sonichu Prime is NOT one of those people, they ARE self-aware DISTURBED yes BUT self-aware
Chris Chan is what you get when you have someone that's as far away from feminine as you can possibly get, while also being as far from masculine as you can possibly get.
I just cant get over how 90% of their wardrobe is wearing a won-out striped shirt, tacky cosmic stockings that pre-teen girls wear and the most unflattering denim skirt - every day... along with spray painted shoes....
If Daniel and Chris ever meet they will bring an end to the worldwide commercial system as we know it by changing the global currency to rocks (gotta use that bull market)
Jesus Sonichu: I sold ALLLLLLL thee HOLY-ROCKS so NOWOOOOWWWWWW I will SELLLLLLLLLLL The DIRT!!!! The Holy Dirt. I will Pray over it because I AM HOLY.
Won't happen, once collecting the rocks starts feel like an obligation, or in other words, a job, he will no longer do that. This thing is not capable of responsibility or work of any kind.
@@meooooowB3imagine if they actually do tear the house apart bit by bit and the same person buys all the bits and reassembles them. The Branchland Ct of Theseus 😂
So I work construction, right? We got an old-timer, probably shoulda croaked from a heart attack years ago. Ol' Kaufman came up to me this morning before I clocked in and told me, in a very serious voice, "Chris Chan is a predator and so is Earl Dube." I didn't even know this guy had the internet!
@@SMCwasTaken I try pretty hard to work on myself, my like first week of highschool I was kind of like Chris in some ways, my mom as well as good friends at the time helped get me on the right path. With their guidance, it's habit now that I don't really get attached to someone unless they're painfully obvious about wanting a relationship. My last serious relationship, she hinted for 6 months about wanting to go out and I just didn't see that she was interested. Lots of these lolcows needed some friends to guide them and get them on a good path, I've met some like Chris in my classes that can't be helped too.
Except Michael was extremely smart to not say a word about anything whereas with Chris, it took Heilberg sealing the case since he knew Chris can't STFU.
Jesus Sonichu Prime said in their Prison Letters that they were Healing their Mother, and the people that are supposed to uphold the law let this felony predator back out on the streets, sad, sad, sad, society is on the brink of collapse EXAMPLE Jesus Sonichu Prime.
you'd think all those MEGACHURCH Pastors would give Jesus some of their Tithes from the Christians, I mean there is only ONE Jesus and they came back as this new form Jesus Sonichu Prime
I have no idea what Chris will do when barb passes. The bank will own the house and Chris won't be allowed back. He doesn't have the money to buy the house back. I am interested and worried about what happens to the new owners.
Personally id turn it into a tourist trap. Come one come all, come with me on this haunted tour of the cursed abode of the dreaded chris-chan... but beware! They say the sonichus still haunt these walls! Forever searching for a new person to turn into the next cpu goddess of cwcville! Woooo!
Irrespective of charges, surely in her condition she's not just left alone to her own devices, aside from like a meals on wheels delivery or whatever. Surely she's got someone else there to take care of her?
your point is correct, he has a store that prints sonichu comics, he’s just too lazy to pick up a pencil to make comic pages to sell. he should’ve listened to alec.
Recently on Some Ordinary Gamers podcast they had Gamer From Mars guest star and he said he’s making a new Chris Chan video. He even met up with Chris again. GFM also said that Chris is allowed to visit Barb once a month. Someone apparently accompanies Chris
I like how Chris refers to this as showing us "a little bit of my process," as though picking up fistfuls of gravel and dropping it into a bucket is some kind of delicate and obtuse skill equivalent to oil painting or software engineering.
Sometimes I wonder, would something change, if young Chris saw his future. Crawling around his old house in some rugs, digging through the stones to get enough money for another can of blue hair-paint. Probably not.
As a kid who grew up in fandom spaces, I can confirm that the bronies and every other fandom he’s glanced at for more than a few minutes DON’T want him in, Also yeah, he could just photocopy the comics and send them as zines/comics but that’s too stressful for Chris
The saddest part is that Chris and Barb blew away Bob's 50,000+ inheritance money on lawyer fees, for assaulting a police officer and trying to drive over a store clerk, because Chris was banned from the then "Game Place" ( a card game store for kids). Even Barb was sent to jail and was forced to serve community service. I've said it before i will say it again. It's not just Chris. That whole family was/is bonkers.
12:40 I've been out of the Independent Comic Book loop for a hot minute, now, but to self-publish a comic (at least, in physical copy), first, you have to have the first 2 issues ready to print. Next, you have to submit a synapsis to the distributor. IF they like it, they'll order X-amount of copies for shipping. You then take that order to your local print shop, that has the web-printing process (it's the process books & magazines are printed with, nothing to do with the World Wide Web), and have them print up the order. Yeah, good luck getting ANY worthwhile distributor interested in Sonichu!
Is it his own idea though, or is it hos handler's ? If we want to look at it from a purely business model perspective, there's almost no cost to just selling the "blessed" rocks. The supply is considerably large, entirely free, and the only cost is the gas to drive out and collect them. Whereas with the arts and crafts, there's at least SOME small cost for the supplies. The rocks are plenty, free, and require very little effort, just throw a bunch in a bag, box it up, and sell them. The arts and crafts at least take time to create, and I'd guess Chris gets bored or loses interest or burned out quick being farmed for Sonichu medallions. Maybe the handlers are trying to diversify? Or to see just how little of actual value they can get paid for? I could at least see the idea of buying a Sonichu medallion, at least "ironically", but I really don't want to imagine the people who would be willing to buy "blessed" rocks from the driveway. That just seems like a complete scam. Have Chris film a video of him collecting the rocks, then just sell bags of rocks from literally anywhere. Doesn't even have to be from his actual driveway. Chris doesn't even have to be involved in it. How would anyone know the difference? May as well soend your money on monkey jpegs, at least there's theoretically some value to them. Some "creativity", even if it's F tier garbage. What kind of psycho is going to buy this? And who are they going to show it to? They gonna put it up on their mantle, or something? At least with a medallion, you could explain it to someone who saw it. How the hell would you explain buying a bag of gravel from his driveway to somebody?
One of my first jobs was in a toy store. I remarked on some really crappy toy that was selling like hotcakes that I couldn't belive people were buying that crap. My manager said, "We could put shit on a stick and people would buy it"
it would only sell if you got it to be trending on tiktok first. or in old days on tv. maybe sell it for playing a chase game. "catch-a-turd". it's actually very hard to get a toy trending, there's so many entities attempting that at any given time. that also makes it hard to run something like what toys-r-us was, you have to GUESS 9 months in advance what will be trending, you can try to affect it with your own marketing but still you need to guess in advance to have the inventory at the right time and if you fail at the guessing game then you get shelves full of kylo rens.
@@supersardonic1179 He’s an autist who is profiting off their IP though. Like me reporting Daniel Larson to the FBI I knew it was a long shot, but like the meme goes “Worst she can do is say no”.
@@supersardonic1179 It’s the same reason I reported Daniel Larson to the FBI. It probably would go nowhere but it would be hilarious if I got the result it wanted
Oh no not again! Don’t give money to Chris enough said. $15 for a pack of rocks. You can literally just pick your own rocks at your own neighborhood for free. How low can Chris go? Chris just gives a bad name to people who are on the autism spectrum like me. That’s what not to do on the internet.
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Thank you for saying”he” It drives me crazy that people like the guys over at “some ordinary podcast”, who are often pretty based, affirm and respect the delusions of someone like this.
@@Starfighter-nk4mo he’s so woke and cringe I remember he used to be cool. I watched his creepy pasta videos. But I guess once you get so big you have to sell out.
That will take longer than how much she has time left on this Earth at the rate he is going. Theft is going to be a hard sell, but trespassing might be in the cards.
Remember that scene from the office where the Scranton strangler drove by and Michael ran outside and grabbed some rocks from the driveway said it was worth a lot of money? .... It seems like Chris did.
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Imagine barb looking out the window and seeing that freak gathering pebbles
Chris looks like a creature from a creepypasta.
"I looked out the window, and there it was. Stooped in the driveway, gathering pebbles absently. A blue tangled mass of hair hung limply on its head, and it narrated random facts to an imaginary audience. Would it try to soul bond with me again? Would it ever notice the barking of the dogs, and come toward me?"
Okay, now I'm showing my ignorance but I thought Barb was in a nursing home. Virginia keeps on effing up. How the hell is he even allowed near that house? And how come it hasn't been demolished yet? That house holds so much trauma.
The same freak she had a hand in creating
Jajaja
@@Nebutante Charges were dropped completely for Chris. No restraining order, restrictions, NOTHING is holding Chris back from anything.
'Mom lemme come home to collect some rocks. I won't use the healing stones on you again.'
Collect his rocks and flick her bean
Cwcville roads, take me home,
To the court, that I belong.
West(ern) Virginia, Snorlax mama
@@danielutriabrooks477 Omg thats too good lmfao
🤣🤣🤣
"healing stones"! is that a nice way of saying anal beads?!
It feels disturbing watching someone with this level of delusion be allowed to roam without a guardian.
Imagine rows and rows of tents filled with people like CC, that’s downtown LA.
It’s disturbing he was ever given a license to operate a vehicle
@@Halfstep2024 its disturbing how you pick on mentally disabled
Its just facts, chris got into an accident because he was distracted doing math in his head, he tried to run over the owner of the gameshop, he believes hes jesus, and a god, he married an imaginary character. My guy, this screams mental asylum@7oki479
@@7oki479oooooh wow no one cares about your opinion wooooow
When I hear the words, "Selling rocks", actual rocks are not the first thing I think of.
The ole crackerino is what I think hahahahaha
The local crackheads are more based in reality than Chris is to be honest.
Chris slangin rock would be hilarious
"you know... Something about me Joe Rogan... I smoke rox"
The amount of work Chris puts into the things he's trying to sell is slowly but steadily in decline.
Chris is living like a sim. Just go outside, dig around, sell whatever you find.
Living by minecraft rules... still a predator
"Yoohoo with fanta"
@@Thatoneguy73822The divine power yearns for the mines
He's on some Stardew Valley type logic. These rocks will give him enough cash to buy a turnip seed, and then it's nowhere but up from there.
That's an insult to sims, at least they don't partake in incest.
Yes I'm aware there's mods out there for that, which begs the question... why the fuck are you installing incest mods for the sims😂
seeing chris chan on my notifs always feels like a jumpscare
Oath mate
real
FNAF 1 enemy at door sound effect
Chris does get a bit quirky at night
And the way he’s looking makes it even worse.
The criminal always comes back to the crime scene.
probably graped the mailbox📬 and graped grape soda too 🍇🍇🍇⚡💙⚡
so this is how he gets his...rocks off
Barb glancing out the window getting Vietnam flashbacks
Barbs brain at the moment is making her believe she’s on mars
@@whoknowswhocares885 barb eventually stopped thinking
Kars🤯🌚
@@ZECHARIAH. nah it's 37 barbs on mars now
Sees Chris out there. Freezes and starts hearing credence Clearwater revival
whomever is buying these rocks deserves 15 points off their credit score
i truly hope people don't buy these. if you want chris chan stuff so bad just drive or fly to branchland yourself and you can get as many rocks as you want hell you can take some blades of grass from his yard while you are at it. Chris weens are truly the worst if they actually buy this. its not like they can be authenticated just go grab some pebbles from your own driveway and say they are from Chris Chan
And 15 points from their Hogwarts House
bing chilling.
Whoever is buying that rock needs an alienist.
I can't believe people are buying rocks or medallions or....anything related to Chris-Chan. I haven't been following their Etsy revenue, I hope Smokey was exaggerating just now when he said things are selling "hand over fist". After summer 2021, the thought of people still willing to put money in that monster's pocket is mind-boggling to me.
After everything Chris-Chan has done, if you contribute financially, you are part of the problem.
To be fair, going back to your house to pick up rocks from your mentally enfeebled mother's house who you boinked is some real mystical Greek creature energy.
Jesus Sonichu Prime is technically a High Ranking Satanist even if they don't know it.
@@DamianMongoose the theory that Chris is unknowingly the antiChrist is absolutely hilarious
@toastle8005 Well, he's definitely not the Messiah or saviour.
And if he is, we're all screwed.
@@FuryanJedi13 Well Chris and the christian god do have a very similar sense of justice imo. God sent a bear to kill a bunch of little kids for making fun of a bald dude, that sounds like something Chris would do.
@@FuryanJedi13 if Sonichu Prime really is Jesus many devout Christians will pivot and side with Satan (I'm already on Satan's side I'm a Cartoon Demon), but WHO would actually want to go to Heaven IF Sonichu was the MESSIAH(Jesus) LOL LOL LOL
It truly is a failure of the justice system how Chris is just allowed to even get close to Barb despite the things he’s done.
There is no way she is living there in her mental state, she would be in a home by now, if not dead already. Surely there is a restraining order, making my previous statement seemingly true. Facts and logic.
sad really this Criminal is like a Wind-Sock for today's broken justice system
they KNOW right and wrong, and they CHOOSE wrong IF it benefits them they are no different than any other criminal behind bars,
they ALWAYS know when someone has Wronged them, therefore HOW could one argue in a court of law that they are Insane and aren't fit to stand trial?? there ARE people that do not know right from wrong Jesus Sonichu Prime is NOT one of those people, they ARE self-aware DISTURBED yes BUT self-aware
@@AceAngelTTVif Barb didn't care about the restraining order, who's there to report he violated it? It's a fucked up situation either way.
Look at daniel
@@user-fg8ml5jd4g (Daniel Larson) he's looking at 60years right now 😬 and this case looks bad
Chris Chan is what you get when you have someone that's as far away from feminine as you can possibly get, while also being as far from masculine as you can possibly get.
That is an interestingly apt description.
...what?
He is the third gender: demon
Fair, I think I'd rather date Buffalo Bill. He does both better than Chris.
Congrats, you just discovered what the word “middle” means.
I just cant get over how 90% of their wardrobe is wearing a won-out striped shirt, tacky cosmic stockings that pre-teen girls wear and the most unflattering denim skirt - every day... along with spray painted shoes....
His
@@AsIf-pz9kt *thing
@@AsIf-pz9kt*its.
he's a he, and yes his choice in clothing is as uncoordinated as he is.
And a moldy-ass medallion made of Crayola Model Magic ™
“And I say unto thee; take of my blessed gravel, for it is of my holy driveway”- Magichan 4:20 or something
And as you place the stones within your loincloth pocket know that I am there with you, in your pants.
😂😂😂😂😂
You made me snort laugh 😂
Amen???
@@meredithgrubb4497 🤣🤣🤣
Chris was just gathering rocks so he could take advantage of the month long bull market
I feel bullish
THE HOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME!!!
If Daniel and Chris ever meet they will bring an end to the worldwide commercial system as we know it by changing the global currency to rocks (gotta use that bull market)
These symbols, the Bear and the Bull, they're relics of the Old World.
@@kingofthegrill Ulysses, that boy ain't right.
Chris Chan has been told dozens of times that he’d make tons of cash if he made more comics, but he doesn’t
Cuz imagination is "stressful"
Jesus Sonichu Prime: I don't want my comics to feel like a job, I can't force my creativity.
Chris is like a slasher villain returning where it all began. We are in the role of Dr. Loomis, I guess.
Was that the Sonichu?
@@Bap-lt4msyes..
We are the role of Tommy Jarvis haunted by Jason through Friday the 13th 4-6. When will it finally end 🤔
@@nman551indeed it was.
@@Bap-lt4ms the Sonichu Slasher pf Branchland Lane
Chris Chan putting his phone that close to his face made me wonder how is breath smells....and now I'm screaming, crying, and throwing up.
Surprised his phone didn't melt in his hands.
Or that his jaw didn't corrode and slough off of his face.
If belle Delphine can sell bath water, Chris Chan can sell driveway rocks
Trolls are gonna start stealing his rocks now 😂
Imagine he just rolls up to the driveway one day to find them all gone, or replaced with a regular paved cement driveway.
@@funklestiltskin6140 that would be a pretty funny troll
@@funklestiltskin6140pave over it and then cover it with AstroTurf like the Brady Bunch lawn
imagine if chris takes and sells so many rocks that barbs house just runs out of them
Jesus Sonichu: I sold ALLLLLLL thee HOLY-ROCKS so NOWOOOOWWWWWW I will SELLLLLLLLLLL The DIRT!!!! The Holy Dirt.
I will Pray over it because I AM HOLY.
Won't happen, once collecting the rocks starts feel like an obligation, or in other words, a job, he will no longer do that. This thing is not capable of responsibility or work of any kind.
chris will start taking the panelling from the house LOL
@@meooooowB3imagine if they actually do tear the house apart bit by bit and the same person buys all the bits and reassembles them. The Branchland Ct of Theseus 😂
@@HandDrawn5229tear down this Sonichu temple, and yea, I shall sell it all off in three days.
"Taken down cuz I showed Chris's license plate" not like we don't all know its just "sonichu" lmao
So I work construction, right? We got an old-timer, probably shoulda croaked from a heart attack years ago. Ol' Kaufman came up to me this morning before I clocked in and told me, in a very serious voice, "Chris Chan is a predator and so is Earl Dube." I didn't even know this guy had the internet!
I'm autistic, my mom found out who Chris Chan is recently and she told me she's so glad I didn't turn out like him 😂
@@Misty-up4jz your mom did a great job raising you then
Unlike Chris' mom
@@SMCwasTaken I try pretty hard to work on myself, my like first week of highschool I was kind of like Chris in some ways, my mom as well as good friends at the time helped get me on the right path. With their guidance, it's habit now that I don't really get attached to someone unless they're painfully obvious about wanting a relationship. My last serious relationship, she hinted for 6 months about wanting to go out and I just didn't see that she was interested. Lots of these lolcows needed some friends to guide them and get them on a good path, I've met some like Chris in my classes that can't be helped too.
@@Misty-up4jzYeah, CWC rolled two irresponsible and clueless parents. Thank God you turned okay anon.
in C197, it's the Timewarp. In the real world, that sht called the Friendzone 😂😂😂
Damn, Brutal
Love it
Hi Club Doom
"Sorry Chris but I only like you as a son."
Leviticus: “Chris Chan is a predator, like Cyraxx and Bowser”
It's crazy how bowser sounds like an adam sandler character from the 90s. like billy madison.
@@dogmeat7486
Don’t insult Billy Madison like that
You forgot nate dog, brother
the eleventh commandment: Chris Chan art amorous towards children, much akin to Cyraxx and the Ivory Bowser
@@opalyasu7159your talking about she came for cwc right?
Barbs just upstairs looking out the window and sees Chris standing there like Micheal Myers
Except Michael was extremely smart to not say a word about anything whereas with Chris, it took Heilberg sealing the case since he knew Chris can't STFU.
He's so out of breath when he's "blessing the rocks" from like 20 minutes of leisurely foraging.
Wtf? This is so insane... this is concerning. He should NEVER be alone with his mother again.
Jesus Sonichu Prime said in their Prison Letters that they were Healing their Mother, and the people that are supposed to uphold the law let this felony predator back out on the streets, sad, sad, sad, society is on the brink of collapse EXAMPLE Jesus Sonichu Prime.
@DamianMongoose I'm not really surprised by that, I mean... look around. 👀
You reap what you sow
To believe this all started because Chris met a stupid animatronic bear at a mall.
No, it started when Bob met Barbara
I think the Sonic merch contest played a more pivotal role by inundating his young mind with Sonic imagery.
Earth, wind, fire, and air! He touched his mom and he don’t care.
He did more than just touch his mom.
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Oh wait...
As usual, we wouldn’t know there was any behind-the-scenes drama if Chris hadn’t spilled the beans himself.
YOu mean if he wasn't manipulated into it by Isabella janke? keep ur mouth shut when u know nothing.
Smokey getting sponsors. *The world is healing.*
He is sweating and panting after like 5min of casual landscaping...
i think referring to filling a quarter of a small childs bucket with rocks as even casual landscaping is a bit of a stretch man :)
He only filled it up 1/4th cause he couldn’t carry it lol
He could have filled his bra and panties up to carry more "product"..
Even Jesus Christ Chan gotta sling some rocks to make a living.
It's a tough world we live in.
well, Jesus said whoever is innocent to throw the first stone; Chris' getting some ammo for the upcoming retribution saga
you'd think all those MEGACHURCH Pastors would give Jesus some of their Tithes from the Christians,
I mean there is only ONE Jesus and they came back as this new form Jesus Sonichu Prime
"Would you like a rock in these trying times?"
It's hard out on these streets. These true and honest streets.
Man, this is something, Barb and Rocks....
I can only say White Bowser is a Predator
No he’s not. Why do you guys keep saying this? All he did was grope an underage coworker.
@@voxschair Lets not forget the Grooming server where he showed porn to kids
@@voxschair And had a grooming server where he shared x rated content with minors
@@voxschair all these accusations are tewewewible on a Monday… 😔
@@toastle8005 😂
Chris has the thickest plot armor I've ever seen irl.
Going from watching Lars call era Chris to this really shows how far he's fallen into delusions.
I have no idea what Chris will do when barb passes. The bank will own the house and Chris won't be allowed back. He doesn't have the money to buy the house back. I am interested and worried about what happens to the new owners.
Don't give the weens any ideas, I bet Chris could play it right and get them to crowdfund a house fund
i could see the new owners demolishing the house and building new...hopefully no future chris freakouts from that
Someone will get tbe house and give it to Chris.
@@xzenitramx666the trolls have slowed down quite a lot since 2019 so I have my doubts anyone actually cares that much to do it
Personally id turn it into a tourist trap.
Come one come all, come with me on this haunted tour of the cursed abode of the dreaded chris-chan... but beware! They say the sonichus still haunt these walls! Forever searching for a new person to turn into the next cpu goddess of cwcville! Woooo!
How does barb not have a protective order so he can’t go there
all charges against him were dropped, so there’s nothing that can legally keep him away.
She probably refused to press charges.
@@TheRealCatof she probably had no idea she was refusing to press charges
@@geekydiy5323 If that were the case, it would've never been her choice and the state would've pursued the charges
Irrespective of charges, surely in her condition she's not just left alone to her own devices, aside from like a meals on wheels delivery or whatever. Surely she's got someone else there to take care of her?
£30 on Etsy for a bag of Branchland Court sent to the UK. I'm not sure in this case who's worse, CWC or the buyers.
For this one it's the buyers...
The buyers
Don't want to support a pr3d? Don't buy from them
your point is correct, he has a store that prints sonichu comics, he’s just too lazy to pick up a pencil to make comic pages to sell. he should’ve listened to alec.
He actually sells em?
Recently on Some Ordinary Gamers podcast they had Gamer From Mars guest star and he said he’s making a new Chris Chan video. He even met up with Chris again. GFM also said that Chris is allowed to visit Barb once a month. Someone apparently accompanies Chris
Now that Chris can't get his rocks off with Barb, he's literally getting his rocks off Barbs lawn. Some things never change.
I like how Chris refers to this as showing us "a little bit of my process," as though picking up fistfuls of gravel and dropping it into a bucket is some kind of delicate and obtuse skill equivalent to oil painting or software engineering.
For a woman, Chris could do the effort of shaving everyday
But would jesus shave?
Key word being effort
@@snowghoul3813 only if Emmanuel told him to I guess
the white bowser is a predator
can we get this pinned
indeed
Friendly reminder that Music Biz Marty aka Nick C Beigler gave Bowser money.
No he’s not. Why do you guys keep saying this? All he did was grope an underage coworker
@voxschair Oh okay in that case nvm 👍
Whatever shortcut he eventually figured out will be ruined by shortcutting that as well.
He won't ever learn....
The fact that people will *_absolutely_* pay for goddamn driveway gravel is why I have no faith in humanity.
Sometimes I wonder, would something change, if young Chris saw his future. Crawling around his old house in some rugs, digging through the stones to get enough money for another can of blue hair-paint.
Probably not.
Maybe knowing that his current path would lead him to trooning out would shock young chris out of all of it
I think part of the fault lies with Barb's constant enabling behaviour
@@PelinalDidNothingWrong it was all downhill from the start. Then it fell off a cliff when Bob left the picture
@@ryngobrody1627transphobe
@@FengBaoYolotliChris Chan is not Trans, just delusional
Michael Myers returning home vibes
As a kid who grew up in fandom spaces, I can confirm that the bronies and every other fandom he’s glanced at for more than a few minutes DON’T want him in,
Also yeah, he could just photocopy the comics and send them as zines/comics but that’s too stressful for Chris
SIGH
Did Chris call themselves "Crusty Chandler?"
It’s fitting, ngl
@MedicineMundy IT IS 😭
Who are these people he called crusty?
The saddest part is that Chris and Barb blew away Bob's 50,000+ inheritance money on lawyer fees, for assaulting a police officer and trying to drive over a store clerk, because Chris was banned from the then "Game Place" ( a card game store for kids). Even Barb was sent to jail and was forced to serve community service. I've said it before i will say it again. It's not just Chris. That whole family was/is bonkers.
Chris Chan needs to go to jail and stay there and white Bowser is a predator
Replace “jail” with “Hell” and you’re spot on.
@@ChrisSuperDude shit that too
@@ChrisSuperDude no because even Satan will suffer because of how degenerate Chris is
Chris likes to go back to where he comes from time to time... In more ways than one
its fraggle rock, father.
"i like them fraggles" Bob said trying his hardest not to sound disappointed
Deep cut reference
send a tribute to chris to ensure your fraggle rocks remain dvd and not vhs
The Fraggles crave the rock mines.
Good ol’ Fraggle people…
Never forget: CHRIS BULLIED BOB INTO TAKING THE VHS INSTEAD
12:40 I've been out of the Independent Comic Book loop for a hot minute, now, but to self-publish a comic (at least, in physical copy), first, you have to have the first 2 issues ready to print. Next, you have to submit a synapsis to the distributor. IF they like it, they'll order X-amount of copies for shipping. You then take that order to your local print shop, that has the web-printing process (it's the process books & magazines are printed with, nothing to do with the World Wide Web), and have them print up the order.
Yeah, good luck getting ANY worthwhile distributor interested in Sonichu!
The absolute horrors that occurred in that house…
Got a Knuckles ad before this. Priceless.
Chris wishes he was Knuckles deep in Rosechu.
u mean the wade show right, cuz idk about any knuckles show
@@lemon5000-tj6nvParamount+ has a show starring Knuckles now, as a spin off of the Sonic movies.
If we fail to learn history, we're doomed to repeat it.
Why is he back. Help
Imagine they sell this house and the new owners have to deal with a blue haired criminal stealing their gravel in broad daylight.
I think it is wild how one way or another CwC is capable of capitalizing on infamy...
Is it his own idea though, or is it hos handler's ? If we want to look at it from a purely business model perspective, there's almost no cost to just selling the "blessed" rocks. The supply is considerably large, entirely free, and the only cost is the gas to drive out and collect them. Whereas with the arts and crafts, there's at least SOME small cost for the supplies. The rocks are plenty, free, and require very little effort, just throw a bunch in a bag, box it up, and sell them. The arts and crafts at least take time to create, and I'd guess Chris gets bored or loses interest or burned out quick being farmed for Sonichu medallions.
Maybe the handlers are trying to diversify? Or to see just how little of actual value they can get paid for? I could at least see the idea of buying a Sonichu medallion, at least "ironically", but I really don't want to imagine the people who would be willing to buy "blessed" rocks from the driveway.
That just seems like a complete scam. Have Chris film a video of him collecting the rocks, then just sell bags of rocks from literally anywhere. Doesn't even have to be from his actual driveway. Chris doesn't even have to be involved in it. How would anyone know the difference?
May as well soend your money on monkey jpegs, at least there's theoretically some value to them. Some "creativity", even if it's F tier garbage. What kind of psycho is going to buy this? And who are they going to show it to?
They gonna put it up on their mantle, or something? At least with a medallion, you could explain it to someone who saw it. How the hell would you explain buying a bag of gravel from his driveway to somebody?
*in norm macdonald voice* "Well, it's finally official - Virginia is for Mother Lovers."
Barb is in a nursing home. Don't worry, she's safe
Then who's home with the dogs?
One of my first jobs was in a toy store. I remarked on some really crappy toy that was selling like hotcakes that I couldn't belive people were buying that crap. My manager said, "We could put shit on a stick and people would buy it"
Cool story dude
it would only sell if you got it to be trending on tiktok first. or in old days on tv.
maybe sell it for playing a chase game. "catch-a-turd".
it's actually very hard to get a toy trending, there's so many entities attempting that at any given time. that also makes it hard to run something like what toys-r-us was, you have to GUESS 9 months in advance what will be trending, you can try to affect it with your own marketing but still you need to guess in advance to have the inventory at the right time and if you fail at the guessing game then you get shelves full of kylo rens.
And now - in 2024 - we have Poop emoji 'figurines' on toy shelves... -_-
Chris selling fucking GRAVEL. What next, his navy? His stress shits?
Oh god. Welp poor Barb 💀
Edit: holy shit Smokey got a sponsor
If Chris ever becomes rich we need to collectively convince him to try & buy the Sonic IP
I actually sent Sega an email saying Chris is trying to profit off their IP. I’m praying they actually send him a cease and desist over Sonichu.
@@ChrisSuperDude Sega is not going to go after an autist, that's 95% of their Sonic fanbase
@@supersardonic1179 He’s an autist who is profiting off their IP though. Like me reporting Daniel Larson to the FBI I knew it was a long shot, but like the meme goes “Worst she can do is say no”.
@@ChrisSuperDude “I sent an email to KFC to stop selling to BLM members”
@@supersardonic1179 It’s the same reason I reported Daniel Larson to the FBI. It probably would go nowhere but it would be hilarious if I got the result it wanted
My god... Seeing his hairline. He's going full Benji Franklin with his hair
Oh no not again! Don’t give money to Chris enough said. $15 for a pack of rocks. You can literally just pick your own rocks at your own neighborhood for free. How low can Chris go? Chris just gives a bad name to people who are on the autism spectrum like me. That’s what not to do on the internet.
Their rocks from his house which is different than rocks from your house
@@wendygoon04473 but this is just sad
@@wendygoon04473 So true 🙏 much wisdom
@@LaurenluvtoonZ chris is far past just being on the spectrum. he has severe mental illnesses that have gone unaddressed for decades
you get nothing out of being a token pick-me. not even a dollar.
This notification was a fucking jumpscare let me tell ya
'Here at the old temple!'
My poor boy Chris.
I find it weird out of all things to sell Chris is selling rocks from the old driveway
Dammit, Chris Chan was told to go KICK rocks, not SELL rocks!
Perhaps our bams have been boozled, in the long run.
Oh heck!
The Seinfeld character Chris is thinking of is Sally Weaver -- not Susan. Susan was George's fiance. CWC can't do anything right.
He somehow looks worse than ever
Yet he still has simps
everyone giving chris money is also part of the problem.
Fr
Especially his simps disguised as "trolls"
I love when kiwi and Smokey get sponsored like not only get that bag king but also the brands watching these vids and thinking oh yeah this is fire to advertise on it is . Rlly funny to me for some reason 😭😭
Chris is a foul creature of the warp bro, some slaanesh type shi
That house needs to be power washed. It only makes me think of the filth inherent in the depths of there as poor Barb wastes away in detritus.
I couldn’t help but bust out laughing when Chris called himself CHRISTine and when he started “blessing” the rocks 😂
Dang dude the HDR is blinding! Chris must have gotten a brand new phone to be able to record in that quality
There is no justice...
Only Chris can make scooping up a few pounds of driveway pebbles look impossibly taxing.
Thank you for saying”he”
It drives me crazy that people like the guys over at “some ordinary podcast”, who are often pretty based, affirm and respect the delusions of someone like this.
It’s because it’s politically correct and they don’t want to get canceled by Twitter
Yes I understand that. Muta and the likes are being cowardly
@@Starfighter-nk4mo he’s so woke and cringe I remember he used to be cool. I watched his creepy pasta videos. But I guess once you get so big you have to sell out.
@@DvoTee-un9hw how is he woke?
He's a centrist not a l3ft1st
@@DvoTee-un9hw and how is he cringe?
Those rocks are not his property. This is theft. Imagine this keeps going and there's only mud left. Barb walks out, slips, falls....
That will take longer than how much she has time left on this Earth at the rate he is going. Theft is going to be a hard sell, but trespassing might be in the cards.
@@lmno567 oh good, sounds morbid but good
@@conniescrustycharredcooter2476 What can I say? Barb is old. The Barb we know is long gone. The one left is just a husk of her former self.
@@lmno567 oh I agree fully with you
Don't put the rocks out in the public then
It's the owner's fault for leaving rocks that are easy to grab there
Branchland, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up...
Remember that scene from the office where the Scranton strangler drove by and Michael ran outside and grabbed some rocks from the driveway said it was worth a lot of money? .... It seems like Chris did.
Flutter being referred to as "Egg" was new to me. 😂😂😂😂😂
*chris with his face against the computer screen turning to barb*
THEEEEEY'RE HEEEEEEERE!
*magichan and the sonichu klan appear*
Most physical work he's ever done
chris chan must live in mental institusion
Google street view has covered Chernobyl but they haven’t gone near the Sonichu Temple 🤣
Chris Chan's house gives off FNaF location energy
I like the way Smokey says the word "pony." It makes me laugh everytime he says it.😂😂😂😂
When I see Derpichu shuffling around the driveway, one question nags me: Where's The Sandman 14 beers deep and pissed off when you need him?
Chris and Bowser both love rocks apparently
They are minerals Marie...
Imagine getting a call from your bank asking why you bought Chris Chan's Driveway Rocks