Chris Chan Returns Home

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  • @SmokeyMcC
    @SmokeyMcC  Před 2 měsíci +89

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      @J.Jonah.Jameson. Před 2 měsíci

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      @floydoroid Před 2 měsíci +7

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  • @user-var29dbaloe
    @user-var29dbaloe Před 2 měsíci +2067

    Imagine barb looking out the window and seeing that freak gathering pebbles

    • @Insane-Howl-Cowl
      @Insane-Howl-Cowl Před 2 měsíci +232

      Chris looks like a creature from a creepypasta.
      "I looked out the window, and there it was. Stooped in the driveway, gathering pebbles absently. A blue tangled mass of hair hung limply on its head, and it narrated random facts to an imaginary audience. Would it try to soul bond with me again? Would it ever notice the barking of the dogs, and come toward me?"

    • @Nebutante
      @Nebutante Před 2 měsíci +72

      Okay, now I'm showing my ignorance but I thought Barb was in a nursing home. Virginia keeps on effing up. How the hell is he even allowed near that house? And how come it hasn't been demolished yet? That house holds so much trauma.

    • @ejprice7609
      @ejprice7609 Před 2 měsíci

      The same freak she had a hand in creating

    • @martinal-almani3192
      @martinal-almani3192 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Jajaja

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 Před 2 měsíci +85

      ​@@Nebutante Charges were dropped completely for Chris. No restraining order, restrictions, NOTHING is holding Chris back from anything.

  • @FinkDaMushyCat
    @FinkDaMushyCat Před 2 měsíci +1191

    'Mom lemme come home to collect some rocks. I won't use the healing stones on you again.'

    • @Nebutante
      @Nebutante Před 2 měsíci

      Collect his rocks and flick her bean

    • @danielutriabrooks477
      @danielutriabrooks477 Před 2 měsíci +101

      Cwcville roads, take me home,
      To the court, that I belong.
      West(ern) Virginia, Snorlax mama

    • @EdventureTale
      @EdventureTale Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@danielutriabrooks477 Omg thats too good lmfao

    • @MisterKatz
      @MisterKatz Před 2 měsíci +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @womble10576
      @womble10576 Před 2 měsíci

      "healing stones"! is that a nice way of saying anal beads?!

  • @FTMothman
    @FTMothman Před 2 měsíci +1068

    It feels disturbing watching someone with this level of delusion be allowed to roam without a guardian.

    • @HiDesert004
      @HiDesert004 Před 2 měsíci +79

      Imagine rows and rows of tents filled with people like CC, that’s downtown LA.

    • @Halfstep2024
      @Halfstep2024 Před 2 měsíci +67

      It’s disturbing he was ever given a license to operate a vehicle

    • @7oki479
      @7oki479 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@Halfstep2024 its disturbing how you pick on mentally disabled

    • @chuckwolf1ag
      @chuckwolf1ag Před 2 měsíci

      Its just facts, chris got into an accident because he was distracted doing math in his head, he tried to run over the owner of the gameshop, he believes hes jesus, and a god, he married an imaginary character. My guy, this screams mental asylum​@7oki479

    • @TonyPIRANIO
      @TonyPIRANIO Před 2 měsíci +51

      ​@@7oki479oooooh wow no one cares about your opinion wooooow

  • @funkyweapon1981
    @funkyweapon1981 Před 2 měsíci +1114

    When I hear the words, "Selling rocks", actual rocks are not the first thing I think of.

    • @noonyabeezniss4911
      @noonyabeezniss4911 Před 2 měsíci +19

      The ole crackerino is what I think hahahahaha

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude Před 2 měsíci +68

      The local crackheads are more based in reality than Chris is to be honest.

    • @capam15
      @capam15 Před 2 měsíci +44

      Chris slangin rock would be hilarious

    • @mrdgenerate
      @mrdgenerate Před 2 měsíci

      "you know... Something about me Joe Rogan... I smoke rox"

    • @simonhansen5038
      @simonhansen5038 Před 2 měsíci +19

      The amount of work Chris puts into the things he's trying to sell is slowly but steadily in decline.

  • @Hatsoonmeek
    @Hatsoonmeek Před 2 měsíci +634

    Chris is living like a sim. Just go outside, dig around, sell whatever you find.

    • @Thatoneguy73822
      @Thatoneguy73822 Před 2 měsíci +46

      Living by minecraft rules... still a predator

    • @Ollo-teddo
      @Ollo-teddo Před 2 měsíci +16

      "Yoohoo with fanta"

    • @BigAssBalls
      @BigAssBalls Před 2 měsíci

      @@Thatoneguy73822The divine power yearns for the mines

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill Před 2 měsíci +19

      He's on some Stardew Valley type logic. These rocks will give him enough cash to buy a turnip seed, and then it's nowhere but up from there.

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Před 2 měsíci +6

      That's an insult to sims, at least they don't partake in incest.
      Yes I'm aware there's mods out there for that, which begs the question... why the fuck are you installing incest mods for the sims😂

  • @Lolkatt
    @Lolkatt Před 2 měsíci +473

    seeing chris chan on my notifs always feels like a jumpscare

  • @mrs.reshiram18
    @mrs.reshiram18 Před 2 měsíci +111

    The criminal always comes back to the crime scene.

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +3

      probably graped the mailbox📬 and graped grape soda too 🍇🍇🍇⚡💙⚡

  • @assassinmagic7478
    @assassinmagic7478 Před 2 měsíci +618

    so this is how he gets his...rocks off
    Barb glancing out the window getting Vietnam flashbacks

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 Před 2 měsíci +28

      Barbs brain at the moment is making her believe she’s on mars

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 Před 2 měsíci +17

      @@whoknowswhocares885 barb eventually stopped thinking

    • @ZECHARIAH.
      @ZECHARIAH. Před 2 měsíci +2

      Kars🤯🌚

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@ZECHARIAH. nah it's 37 barbs on mars now

    • @justingardner7927
      @justingardner7927 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Sees Chris out there. Freezes and starts hearing credence Clearwater revival

  • @MxAxMar
    @MxAxMar Před 2 měsíci +346

    whomever is buying these rocks deserves 15 points off their credit score

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 Před 2 měsíci +36

      i truly hope people don't buy these. if you want chris chan stuff so bad just drive or fly to branchland yourself and you can get as many rocks as you want hell you can take some blades of grass from his yard while you are at it. Chris weens are truly the worst if they actually buy this. its not like they can be authenticated just go grab some pebbles from your own driveway and say they are from Chris Chan

    • @buringplumbranches
      @buringplumbranches Před 2 měsíci +10

      And 15 points from their Hogwarts House

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup Před 2 měsíci +6

      bing chilling.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever Před 2 měsíci +4

      Whoever is buying that rock needs an alienist.

    • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
      @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I can't believe people are buying rocks or medallions or....anything related to Chris-Chan. I haven't been following their Etsy revenue, I hope Smokey was exaggerating just now when he said things are selling "hand over fist". After summer 2021, the thought of people still willing to put money in that monster's pocket is mind-boggling to me.
      After everything Chris-Chan has done, if you contribute financially, you are part of the problem.

  • @darkstranger9527
    @darkstranger9527 Před 2 měsíci +191

    To be fair, going back to your house to pick up rocks from your mentally enfeebled mother's house who you boinked is some real mystical Greek creature energy.

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +12

      Jesus Sonichu Prime is technically a High Ranking Satanist even if they don't know it.

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 Před 2 měsíci +28

      @@DamianMongoose the theory that Chris is unknowingly the antiChrist is absolutely hilarious

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 Před 2 měsíci +12

      ​@toastle8005 Well, he's definitely not the Messiah or saviour.
      And if he is, we're all screwed.

    • @DUCKDUDE4100
      @DUCKDUDE4100 Před 2 měsíci +16

      @@FuryanJedi13 Well Chris and the christian god do have a very similar sense of justice imo. God sent a bear to kill a bunch of little kids for making fun of a bald dude, that sounds like something Chris would do.

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@FuryanJedi13 if Sonichu Prime really is Jesus many devout Christians will pivot and side with Satan (I'm already on Satan's side I'm a Cartoon Demon), but WHO would actually want to go to Heaven IF Sonichu was the MESSIAH(Jesus) LOL LOL LOL

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple Před 2 měsíci +466

    It truly is a failure of the justice system how Chris is just allowed to even get close to Barb despite the things he’s done.

    • @AceAngelTTV
      @AceAngelTTV Před 2 měsíci +26

      There is no way she is living there in her mental state, she would be in a home by now, if not dead already. Surely there is a restraining order, making my previous statement seemingly true. Facts and logic.

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci

      sad really this Criminal is like a Wind-Sock for today's broken justice system
      they KNOW right and wrong, and they CHOOSE wrong IF it benefits them they are no different than any other criminal behind bars,
      they ALWAYS know when someone has Wronged them, therefore HOW could one argue in a court of law that they are Insane and aren't fit to stand trial?? there ARE people that do not know right from wrong Jesus Sonichu Prime is NOT one of those people, they ARE self-aware DISTURBED yes BUT self-aware

    • @Misty-up4jz
      @Misty-up4jz Před 2 měsíci +20

      ​@@AceAngelTTVif Barb didn't care about the restraining order, who's there to report he violated it? It's a fucked up situation either way.

    • @user-fg8ml5jd4g
      @user-fg8ml5jd4g Před 2 měsíci +2

      Look at daniel

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-fg8ml5jd4g (Daniel Larson) he's looking at 60years right now 😬 and this case looks bad

  • @peteofthebread4197
    @peteofthebread4197 Před 2 měsíci +556

    Chris Chan is what you get when you have someone that's as far away from feminine as you can possibly get, while also being as far from masculine as you can possibly get.

  • @Oribune
    @Oribune Před 2 měsíci +90

    I just cant get over how 90% of their wardrobe is wearing a won-out striped shirt, tacky cosmic stockings that pre-teen girls wear and the most unflattering denim skirt - every day... along with spray painted shoes....

    • @AsIf-pz9kt
      @AsIf-pz9kt Před 2 měsíci +26

      His

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@AsIf-pz9kt *thing

    • @justanaverageguy912
      @justanaverageguy912 Před 2 měsíci

      @@AsIf-pz9kt*its.

    • @gdawg614
      @gdawg614 Před 2 měsíci

      he's a he, and yes his choice in clothing is as uncoordinated as he is.

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Před 2 měsíci +6

      And a moldy-ass medallion made of Crayola Model Magic ™

  • @rykerblade_snb
    @rykerblade_snb Před 2 měsíci +236

    “And I say unto thee; take of my blessed gravel, for it is of my holy driveway”- Magichan 4:20 or something

    • @MermaidMakes
      @MermaidMakes Před 2 měsíci

      And as you place the stones within your loincloth pocket know that I am there with you, in your pants.

    • @nickyaerobones
      @nickyaerobones Před 2 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tiggeez
      @tiggeez Před 2 měsíci +9

      You made me snort laugh 😂

    • @meredithgrubb4497
      @meredithgrubb4497 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Amen???

    • @tiggeez
      @tiggeez Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@meredithgrubb4497 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheTyrone118
    @TheTyrone118 Před 2 měsíci +203

    Chris was just gathering rocks so he could take advantage of the month long bull market

    • @paulstenberg3915
      @paulstenberg3915 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I feel bullish

    • @Doctoranthetardis
      @Doctoranthetardis Před 2 měsíci +6

      THE HOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME!!!

    • @theailingsword4674
      @theailingsword4674 Před 2 měsíci

      If Daniel and Chris ever meet they will bring an end to the worldwide commercial system as we know it by changing the global currency to rocks (gotta use that bull market)

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill Před 2 měsíci +6

      These symbols, the Bear and the Bull, they're relics of the Old World.

    • @Doctoranthetardis
      @Doctoranthetardis Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@kingofthegrill Ulysses, that boy ain't right.

  • @FunyunRob
    @FunyunRob Před 2 měsíci +113

    Chris Chan has been told dozens of times that he’d make tons of cash if he made more comics, but he doesn’t

    • @MiXVoy
      @MiXVoy Před 2 měsíci +17

      Cuz imagination is "stressful"

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +10

      Jesus Sonichu Prime: I don't want my comics to feel like a job, I can't force my creativity.

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Před 2 měsíci +391

    Chris is like a slasher villain returning where it all began. We are in the role of Dr. Loomis, I guess.

    • @Bap-lt4ms
      @Bap-lt4ms Před 2 měsíci +9

      Was that the Sonichu?

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@Bap-lt4msyes..

    • @seanmartinez6908
      @seanmartinez6908 Před 2 měsíci +12

      We are the role of Tommy Jarvis haunted by Jason through Friday the 13th 4-6. When will it finally end 🤔

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@nman551indeed it was.

    • @invaderHUNK
      @invaderHUNK Před 2 měsíci

      @@Bap-lt4ms the Sonichu Slasher pf Branchland Lane

  • @CrikeyItsMeg
    @CrikeyItsMeg Před 2 měsíci +64

    Chris Chan putting his phone that close to his face made me wonder how is breath smells....and now I'm screaming, crying, and throwing up.

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Surprised his phone didn't melt in his hands.
      Or that his jaw didn't corrode and slough off of his face.

  • @beck3319
    @beck3319 Před 2 měsíci +36

    If belle Delphine can sell bath water, Chris Chan can sell driveway rocks

  • @tavatavatavi9446
    @tavatavatavi9446 Před 2 měsíci +120

    Trolls are gonna start stealing his rocks now 😂

    • @funklestiltskin6140
      @funklestiltskin6140 Před 2 měsíci +27

      Imagine he just rolls up to the driveway one day to find them all gone, or replaced with a regular paved cement driveway.

    • @geekydiy5323
      @geekydiy5323 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@funklestiltskin6140 that would be a pretty funny troll

    • @BG-yz7hh
      @BG-yz7hh Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@funklestiltskin6140pave over it and then cover it with AstroTurf like the Brady Bunch lawn

  • @huntressloverr
    @huntressloverr Před 2 měsíci +118

    imagine if chris takes and sells so many rocks that barbs house just runs out of them

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +14

      Jesus Sonichu: I sold ALLLLLLL thee HOLY-ROCKS so NOWOOOOWWWWWW I will SELLLLLLLLLLL The DIRT!!!! The Holy Dirt.
      I will Pray over it because I AM HOLY.

    • @kaalion5468
      @kaalion5468 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Won't happen, once collecting the rocks starts feel like an obligation, or in other words, a job, he will no longer do that. This thing is not capable of responsibility or work of any kind.

    • @meooooowB3
      @meooooowB3 Před 2 měsíci +9

      chris will start taking the panelling from the house LOL

    • @HandDrawn5229
      @HandDrawn5229 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@meooooowB3imagine if they actually do tear the house apart bit by bit and the same person buys all the bits and reassembles them. The Branchland Ct of Theseus 😂

    • @thegrimharvest
      @thegrimharvest Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@HandDrawn5229tear down this Sonichu temple, and yea, I shall sell it all off in three days.

  • @jaycetaylor8349
    @jaycetaylor8349 Před 2 měsíci +62

    "Taken down cuz I showed Chris's license plate" not like we don't all know its just "sonichu" lmao

  • @Thatoneguy73822
    @Thatoneguy73822 Před 2 měsíci +87

    So I work construction, right? We got an old-timer, probably shoulda croaked from a heart attack years ago. Ol' Kaufman came up to me this morning before I clocked in and told me, in a very serious voice, "Chris Chan is a predator and so is Earl Dube." I didn't even know this guy had the internet!

    • @Misty-up4jz
      @Misty-up4jz Před 2 měsíci +23

      I'm autistic, my mom found out who Chris Chan is recently and she told me she's so glad I didn't turn out like him 😂

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci +16

      ​@@Misty-up4jz your mom did a great job raising you then
      Unlike Chris' mom

    • @Misty-up4jz
      @Misty-up4jz Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@SMCwasTaken I try pretty hard to work on myself, my like first week of highschool I was kind of like Chris in some ways, my mom as well as good friends at the time helped get me on the right path. With their guidance, it's habit now that I don't really get attached to someone unless they're painfully obvious about wanting a relationship. My last serious relationship, she hinted for 6 months about wanting to go out and I just didn't see that she was interested. Lots of these lolcows needed some friends to guide them and get them on a good path, I've met some like Chris in my classes that can't be helped too.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@Misty-up4jzYeah, CWC rolled two irresponsible and clueless parents. Thank God you turned okay anon.

  • @clubdoompsx
    @clubdoompsx Před 2 měsíci +166

    in C197, it's the Timewarp. In the real world, that sht called the Friendzone 😂😂😂

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig Před 2 měsíci +566

    Leviticus: “Chris Chan is a predator, like Cyraxx and Bowser”

    • @dogmeat7486
      @dogmeat7486 Před 2 měsíci +35

      It's crazy how bowser sounds like an adam sandler character from the 90s. like billy madison.

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@dogmeat7486
      Don’t insult Billy Madison like that

    • @dinokid1011
      @dinokid1011 Před 2 měsíci +5

      You forgot nate dog, brother

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 Před 2 měsíci +16

      the eleventh commandment: Chris Chan art amorous towards children, much akin to Cyraxx and the Ivory Bowser

    • @koalop34
      @koalop34 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@opalyasu7159your talking about she came for cwc right?

  • @dead_vibes
    @dead_vibes Před 2 měsíci +90

    Barbs just upstairs looking out the window and sees Chris standing there like Micheal Myers

    • @emodante1084
      @emodante1084 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Except Michael was extremely smart to not say a word about anything whereas with Chris, it took Heilberg sealing the case since he knew Chris can't STFU.

  • @M070RG0A7
    @M070RG0A7 Před 2 měsíci +39

    He's so out of breath when he's "blessing the rocks" from like 20 minutes of leisurely foraging.

  • @Toxik_Dubz
    @Toxik_Dubz Před 2 měsíci +60

    Wtf? This is so insane... this is concerning. He should NEVER be alone with his mother again.

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +6

      Jesus Sonichu Prime said in their Prison Letters that they were Healing their Mother, and the people that are supposed to uphold the law let this felony predator back out on the streets, sad, sad, sad, society is on the brink of collapse EXAMPLE Jesus Sonichu Prime.

    • @Toxik_Dubz
      @Toxik_Dubz Před 2 měsíci +3

      @DamianMongoose I'm not really surprised by that, I mean... look around. 👀

    • @propjam2
      @propjam2 Před 10 dny

      You reap what you sow

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort Před 2 měsíci +28

    To believe this all started because Chris met a stupid animatronic bear at a mall.

    • @PogosYun
      @PogosYun Před 2 měsíci +13

      No, it started when Bob met Barbara

    • @JessicaMarquez-tx8rl
      @JessicaMarquez-tx8rl Před 2 měsíci +6

      I think the Sonic merch contest played a more pivotal role by inundating his young mind with Sonic imagery.

  • @parkmerr5196
    @parkmerr5196 Před 2 měsíci +36

    Earth, wind, fire, and air! He touched his mom and he don’t care.

  • @Believin_Stephen
    @Believin_Stephen Před 2 měsíci +83

    As usual, we wouldn’t know there was any behind-the-scenes drama if Chris hadn’t spilled the beans himself.

    • @RealAICCl
      @RealAICCl Před 2 měsíci

      YOu mean if he wasn't manipulated into it by Isabella janke? keep ur mouth shut when u know nothing.

  • @Waauugh
    @Waauugh Před 2 měsíci +52

    Smokey getting sponsors. *The world is healing.*

  • @jonathanwaswrong3917
    @jonathanwaswrong3917 Před 2 měsíci +34

    He is sweating and panting after like 5min of casual landscaping...

    • @hennerzz3460
      @hennerzz3460 Před 2 měsíci +7

      i think referring to filling a quarter of a small childs bucket with rocks as even casual landscaping is a bit of a stretch man :)

  • @Spookypoops17
    @Spookypoops17 Před 2 měsíci +28

    He only filled it up 1/4th cause he couldn’t carry it lol

  • @supersardonic1179
    @supersardonic1179 Před 2 měsíci +147

    Even Jesus Christ Chan gotta sling some rocks to make a living.
    It's a tough world we live in.

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 Před 2 měsíci +5

      well, Jesus said whoever is innocent to throw the first stone; Chris' getting some ammo for the upcoming retribution saga

    • @DamianMongoose
      @DamianMongoose Před 2 měsíci +1

      you'd think all those MEGACHURCH Pastors would give Jesus some of their Tithes from the Christians,
      I mean there is only ONE Jesus and they came back as this new form Jesus Sonichu Prime

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Před 2 měsíci +1

      "Would you like a rock in these trying times?"

    • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
      @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 Před 2 měsíci

      It's hard out on these streets. These true and honest streets.

  • @TFA_Darklabs
    @TFA_Darklabs Před 2 měsíci +85

    Man, this is something, Barb and Rocks....
    I can only say White Bowser is a Predator

    • @voxschair
      @voxschair Před 2 měsíci +7

      No he’s not. Why do you guys keep saying this? All he did was grope an underage coworker.

    • @TFA_Darklabs
      @TFA_Darklabs Před 2 měsíci

      @@voxschair Lets not forget the Grooming server where he showed porn to kids

    • @TFA_Darklabs
      @TFA_Darklabs Před 2 měsíci

      @@voxschair And had a grooming server where he shared x rated content with minors

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@voxschair all these accusations are tewewewible on a Monday… 😔

    • @voxschair
      @voxschair Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@toastle8005 😂

  • @trashteamracing8262
    @trashteamracing8262 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Chris has the thickest plot armor I've ever seen irl.

  • @TheSilentGM
    @TheSilentGM Před 2 měsíci +53

    Going from watching Lars call era Chris to this really shows how far he's fallen into delusions.

  • @americanphoenix249
    @americanphoenix249 Před 2 měsíci +73

    I have no idea what Chris will do when barb passes. The bank will own the house and Chris won't be allowed back. He doesn't have the money to buy the house back. I am interested and worried about what happens to the new owners.

    • @trogdorrules
      @trogdorrules Před 2 měsíci

      Don't give the weens any ideas, I bet Chris could play it right and get them to crowdfund a house fund

    • @Electriclynx
      @Electriclynx Před 2 měsíci +33

      i could see the new owners demolishing the house and building new...hopefully no future chris freakouts from that

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Someone will get tbe house and give it to Chris.

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe Před 2 měsíci +18

      @@xzenitramx666the trolls have slowed down quite a lot since 2019 so I have my doubts anyone actually cares that much to do it

    • @Coomamon_Memes
      @Coomamon_Memes Před 2 měsíci +20

      Personally id turn it into a tourist trap.
      Come one come all, come with me on this haunted tour of the cursed abode of the dreaded chris-chan... but beware! They say the sonichus still haunt these walls! Forever searching for a new person to turn into the next cpu goddess of cwcville! Woooo!

  • @deano1943
    @deano1943 Před 2 měsíci +111

    How does barb not have a protective order so he can’t go there

    • @EssJayy817
      @EssJayy817 Před 2 měsíci +29

      all charges against him were dropped, so there’s nothing that can legally keep him away.

    • @TheRealCatof
      @TheRealCatof Před 2 měsíci +21

      She probably refused to press charges.

    • @geekydiy5323
      @geekydiy5323 Před 2 měsíci +33

      @@TheRealCatof she probably had no idea she was refusing to press charges

    • @Accountfella8267
      @Accountfella8267 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@geekydiy5323 If that were the case, it would've never been her choice and the state would've pursued the charges

    • @thegrimharvest
      @thegrimharvest Před 2 měsíci +4

      Irrespective of charges, surely in her condition she's not just left alone to her own devices, aside from like a meals on wheels delivery or whatever. Surely she's got someone else there to take care of her?

  • @chrisgoblin4857
    @chrisgoblin4857 Před 2 měsíci +41

    £30 on Etsy for a bag of Branchland Court sent to the UK. I'm not sure in this case who's worse, CWC or the buyers.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 Před 2 měsíci +15

      For this one it's the buyers...

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci +2

      The buyers
      Don't want to support a pr3d? Don't buy from them

  • @fujixno
    @fujixno Před 2 měsíci +24

    your point is correct, he has a store that prints sonichu comics, he’s just too lazy to pick up a pencil to make comic pages to sell. he should’ve listened to alec.

    • @Ivar97
      @Ivar97 Před měsícem

      He actually sells em?

  • @JD-iu6rv
    @JD-iu6rv Před 2 měsíci +28

    Recently on Some Ordinary Gamers podcast they had Gamer From Mars guest star and he said he’s making a new Chris Chan video. He even met up with Chris again. GFM also said that Chris is allowed to visit Barb once a month. Someone apparently accompanies Chris

  • @colinlarson9656
    @colinlarson9656 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Now that Chris can't get his rocks off with Barb, he's literally getting his rocks off Barbs lawn. Some things never change.

  • @AlmyTheAlien
    @AlmyTheAlien Před 2 měsíci +22

    I like how Chris refers to this as showing us "a little bit of my process," as though picking up fistfuls of gravel and dropping it into a bucket is some kind of delicate and obtuse skill equivalent to oil painting or software engineering.

  • @ksh2596
    @ksh2596 Před 2 měsíci +38

    For a woman, Chris could do the effort of shaving everyday

    • @snowghoul3813
      @snowghoul3813 Před 2 měsíci +12

      But would jesus shave?

    • @wadayatalkinbeet
      @wadayatalkinbeet Před 2 měsíci +15

      Key word being effort

    • @ksh2596
      @ksh2596 Před 2 měsíci

      @@snowghoul3813 only if Emmanuel told him to I guess

  • @bobdemetriuson
    @bobdemetriuson Před 2 měsíci +155

    the white bowser is a predator

    • @zenheretic
      @zenheretic Před 2 měsíci +7

      can we get this pinned

    • @ackthegreat6697
      @ackthegreat6697 Před 2 měsíci +5

      indeed

    • @supersardonic1179
      @supersardonic1179 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Friendly reminder that Music Biz Marty aka Nick C Beigler gave Bowser money.

    • @voxschair
      @voxschair Před 2 měsíci +12

      No he’s not. Why do you guys keep saying this? All he did was grope an underage coworker

    • @mrplayfulshade1038
      @mrplayfulshade1038 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@voxschair Oh okay in that case nvm 👍

  • @Kingcobra6699
    @Kingcobra6699 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Whatever shortcut he eventually figured out will be ruined by shortcutting that as well.
    He won't ever learn....

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před 2 měsíci +45

    The fact that people will *_absolutely_* pay for goddamn driveway gravel is why I have no faith in humanity.

  • @bimbendorf5166
    @bimbendorf5166 Před 2 měsíci +37

    Sometimes I wonder, would something change, if young Chris saw his future. Crawling around his old house in some rugs, digging through the stones to get enough money for another can of blue hair-paint.
    Probably not.

    • @ryngobrody1627
      @ryngobrody1627 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Maybe knowing that his current path would lead him to trooning out would shock young chris out of all of it

    • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
      @PelinalDidNothingWrong Před 2 měsíci +10

      I think part of the fault lies with Barb's constant enabling behaviour

    • @desuretard8654
      @desuretard8654 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@PelinalDidNothingWrong it was all downhill from the start. Then it fell off a cliff when Bob left the picture

    • @FengBaoYolotli
      @FengBaoYolotli Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@ryngobrody1627transphobe

    • @MusicMom96
      @MusicMom96 Před 27 dny

      @@FengBaoYolotliChris Chan is not Trans, just delusional

  • @wolikwolf5298
    @wolikwolf5298 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Michael Myers returning home vibes

  • @viridiankat8527
    @viridiankat8527 Před 2 měsíci +21

    As a kid who grew up in fandom spaces, I can confirm that the bronies and every other fandom he’s glanced at for more than a few minutes DON’T want him in,
    Also yeah, he could just photocopy the comics and send them as zines/comics but that’s too stressful for Chris

  • @Insane-Howl-Cowl
    @Insane-Howl-Cowl Před 2 měsíci +30

    Did Chris call themselves "Crusty Chandler?"

  • @Powers3848
    @Powers3848 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The saddest part is that Chris and Barb blew away Bob's 50,000+ inheritance money on lawyer fees, for assaulting a police officer and trying to drive over a store clerk, because Chris was banned from the then "Game Place" ( a card game store for kids). Even Barb was sent to jail and was forced to serve community service. I've said it before i will say it again. It's not just Chris. That whole family was/is bonkers.

  • @ramonsanchez5445
    @ramonsanchez5445 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Chris Chan needs to go to jail and stay there and white Bowser is a predator

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude Před 2 měsíci +12

      Replace “jail” with “Hell” and you’re spot on.

    • @ramonsanchez5445
      @ramonsanchez5445 Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@ChrisSuperDude shit that too

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@ChrisSuperDude no because even Satan will suffer because of how degenerate Chris is

  • @ksh2596
    @ksh2596 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Chris likes to go back to where he comes from time to time... In more ways than one

  • @vasco2377
    @vasco2377 Před 2 měsíci +83

    its fraggle rock, father.

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 Před 2 měsíci +20

      "i like them fraggles" Bob said trying his hardest not to sound disappointed

    • @jabmaster1000
      @jabmaster1000 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Deep cut reference

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe Před 2 měsíci +8

      send a tribute to chris to ensure your fraggle rocks remain dvd and not vhs

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 Před 2 měsíci +3

      The Fraggles crave the rock mines.

    • @dollhousemausoleum
      @dollhousemausoleum Před 2 měsíci +4

      Good ol’ Fraggle people…
      Never forget: CHRIS BULLIED BOB INTO TAKING THE VHS INSTEAD

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 Před 2 měsíci +19

    12:40 I've been out of the Independent Comic Book loop for a hot minute, now, but to self-publish a comic (at least, in physical copy), first, you have to have the first 2 issues ready to print. Next, you have to submit a synapsis to the distributor. IF they like it, they'll order X-amount of copies for shipping. You then take that order to your local print shop, that has the web-printing process (it's the process books & magazines are printed with, nothing to do with the World Wide Web), and have them print up the order.
    Yeah, good luck getting ANY worthwhile distributor interested in Sonichu!

  • @Occam31
    @Occam31 Před 2 měsíci +18

    The absolute horrors that occurred in that house…

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Got a Knuckles ad before this. Priceless.

    • @Gloamy17
      @Gloamy17 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Chris wishes he was Knuckles deep in Rosechu.

    • @lemon5000-tj6nv
      @lemon5000-tj6nv Před 2 měsíci

      u mean the wade show right, cuz idk about any knuckles show

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@lemon5000-tj6nvParamount+ has a show starring Knuckles now, as a spin off of the Sonic movies.

  • @zac_inc7483
    @zac_inc7483 Před 2 měsíci +18

    If we fail to learn history, we're doomed to repeat it.
    Why is he back. Help

  • @coliecatherine6168
    @coliecatherine6168 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Imagine they sell this house and the new owners have to deal with a blue haired criminal stealing their gravel in broad daylight.

  • @ArmadisRock
    @ArmadisRock Před 2 měsíci +29

    I think it is wild how one way or another CwC is capable of capitalizing on infamy...

    • @thegrimharvest
      @thegrimharvest Před 2 měsíci

      Is it his own idea though, or is it hos handler's ? If we want to look at it from a purely business model perspective, there's almost no cost to just selling the "blessed" rocks. The supply is considerably large, entirely free, and the only cost is the gas to drive out and collect them. Whereas with the arts and crafts, there's at least SOME small cost for the supplies. The rocks are plenty, free, and require very little effort, just throw a bunch in a bag, box it up, and sell them. The arts and crafts at least take time to create, and I'd guess Chris gets bored or loses interest or burned out quick being farmed for Sonichu medallions.
      Maybe the handlers are trying to diversify? Or to see just how little of actual value they can get paid for? I could at least see the idea of buying a Sonichu medallion, at least "ironically", but I really don't want to imagine the people who would be willing to buy "blessed" rocks from the driveway.
      That just seems like a complete scam. Have Chris film a video of him collecting the rocks, then just sell bags of rocks from literally anywhere. Doesn't even have to be from his actual driveway. Chris doesn't even have to be involved in it. How would anyone know the difference?
      May as well soend your money on monkey jpegs, at least there's theoretically some value to them. Some "creativity", even if it's F tier garbage. What kind of psycho is going to buy this? And who are they going to show it to?
      They gonna put it up on their mantle, or something? At least with a medallion, you could explain it to someone who saw it. How the hell would you explain buying a bag of gravel from his driveway to somebody?

  • @onlyrevolutions2010
    @onlyrevolutions2010 Před 2 měsíci +27

    *in norm macdonald voice* "Well, it's finally official - Virginia is for Mother Lovers."

  • @roulejj1342
    @roulejj1342 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Barb is in a nursing home. Don't worry, she's safe

  • @grahamokeefe9406
    @grahamokeefe9406 Před 2 měsíci +48

    One of my first jobs was in a toy store. I remarked on some really crappy toy that was selling like hotcakes that I couldn't belive people were buying that crap. My manager said, "We could put shit on a stick and people would buy it"

    • @NoScopeNizzle95
      @NoScopeNizzle95 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Cool story dude

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Před 2 měsíci

      it would only sell if you got it to be trending on tiktok first. or in old days on tv.
      maybe sell it for playing a chase game. "catch-a-turd".
      it's actually very hard to get a toy trending, there's so many entities attempting that at any given time. that also makes it hard to run something like what toys-r-us was, you have to GUESS 9 months in advance what will be trending, you can try to affect it with your own marketing but still you need to guess in advance to have the inventory at the right time and if you fail at the guessing game then you get shelves full of kylo rens.

    • @MasterCrash123
      @MasterCrash123 Před 2 měsíci +8

      And now - in 2024 - we have Poop emoji 'figurines' on toy shelves... -_-

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Chris selling fucking GRAVEL. What next, his navy? His stress shits?

  • @ABizarreShowcase
    @ABizarreShowcase Před 2 měsíci +26

    Oh god. Welp poor Barb 💀
    Edit: holy shit Smokey got a sponsor

  • @CheezersDeluxe
    @CheezersDeluxe Před 2 měsíci +31

    If Chris ever becomes rich we need to collectively convince him to try & buy the Sonic IP

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude Před 2 měsíci +5

      I actually sent Sega an email saying Chris is trying to profit off their IP. I’m praying they actually send him a cease and desist over Sonichu.

    • @supersardonic1179
      @supersardonic1179 Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@ChrisSuperDude Sega is not going to go after an autist, that's 95% of their Sonic fanbase

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude Před 2 měsíci

      @@supersardonic1179 He’s an autist who is profiting off their IP though. Like me reporting Daniel Larson to the FBI I knew it was a long shot, but like the meme goes “Worst she can do is say no”.

    • @nfaisnfgay
      @nfaisnfgay Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@ChrisSuperDude “I sent an email to KFC to stop selling to BLM members”

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@supersardonic1179 It’s the same reason I reported Daniel Larson to the FBI. It probably would go nowhere but it would be hilarious if I got the result it wanted

  • @aboveaverageazzuen2684
    @aboveaverageazzuen2684 Před 2 měsíci +7

    My god... Seeing his hairline. He's going full Benji Franklin with his hair

  • @LaurenluvtoonZ
    @LaurenluvtoonZ Před 2 měsíci +22

    Oh no not again! Don’t give money to Chris enough said. $15 for a pack of rocks. You can literally just pick your own rocks at your own neighborhood for free. How low can Chris go? Chris just gives a bad name to people who are on the autism spectrum like me. That’s what not to do on the internet.

    • @wendygoon04473
      @wendygoon04473 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Their rocks from his house which is different than rocks from your house

    • @LaurenluvtoonZ
      @LaurenluvtoonZ Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@wendygoon04473 but this is just sad

    • @Gloamy17
      @Gloamy17 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@wendygoon04473 So true 🙏 much wisdom

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@LaurenluvtoonZ chris is far past just being on the spectrum. he has severe mental illnesses that have gone unaddressed for decades

    • @twezi
      @twezi Před 2 měsíci

      you get nothing out of being a token pick-me. not even a dollar.

  • @xyztbh
    @xyztbh Před 2 měsíci +20

    This notification was a fucking jumpscare let me tell ya

  • @RallyTheTally
    @RallyTheTally Před 2 měsíci +8

    'Here at the old temple!'
    My poor boy Chris.

  • @CoolM006
    @CoolM006 Před 2 měsíci +17

    I find it weird out of all things to sell Chris is selling rocks from the old driveway

  • @TDUShelby
    @TDUShelby Před 2 měsíci +7

    Dammit, Chris Chan was told to go KICK rocks, not SELL rocks!
    Perhaps our bams have been boozled, in the long run.

  • @irish721i
    @irish721i Před 2 měsíci +10

    The Seinfeld character Chris is thinking of is Sally Weaver -- not Susan. Susan was George's fiance. CWC can't do anything right.

  • @Welsh7133
    @Welsh7133 Před 2 měsíci +15

    He somehow looks worse than ever

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 Před 2 měsíci +13

    everyone giving chris money is also part of the problem.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci +1

      Fr
      Especially his simps disguised as "trolls"

  • @ketaminekrabs5700
    @ketaminekrabs5700 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I love when kiwi and Smokey get sponsored like not only get that bag king but also the brands watching these vids and thinking oh yeah this is fire to advertise on it is . Rlly funny to me for some reason 😭😭

  • @Farcorporate
    @Farcorporate Před 2 měsíci +11

    Chris is a foul creature of the warp bro, some slaanesh type shi

  • @orcsareevil
    @orcsareevil Před 2 měsíci +6

    That house needs to be power washed. It only makes me think of the filth inherent in the depths of there as poor Barb wastes away in detritus.

  • @darkraven4467
    @darkraven4467 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I couldn’t help but bust out laughing when Chris called himself CHRISTine and when he started “blessing” the rocks 😂

  • @BahhBahhBrownSheep
    @BahhBahhBrownSheep Před 2 měsíci +7

    Dang dude the HDR is blinding! Chris must have gotten a brand new phone to be able to record in that quality

  • @ryobibattery
    @ryobibattery Před 2 měsíci +10

    There is no justice...

  • @Halfstep2024
    @Halfstep2024 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Only Chris can make scooping up a few pounds of driveway pebbles look impossibly taxing.

  • @Starfighter-nk4mo
    @Starfighter-nk4mo Před 2 měsíci +20

    Thank you for saying”he”
    It drives me crazy that people like the guys over at “some ordinary podcast”, who are often pretty based, affirm and respect the delusions of someone like this.

    • @DvoTee-un9hw
      @DvoTee-un9hw Před 2 měsíci +2

      It’s because it’s politically correct and they don’t want to get canceled by Twitter

    • @Starfighter-nk4mo
      @Starfighter-nk4mo Před 2 měsíci +9

      Yes I understand that. Muta and the likes are being cowardly

    • @DvoTee-un9hw
      @DvoTee-un9hw Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@Starfighter-nk4mo he’s so woke and cringe I remember he used to be cool. I watched his creepy pasta videos. But I guess once you get so big you have to sell out.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@DvoTee-un9hw how is he woke?
      He's a centrist not a l3ft1st

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@DvoTee-un9hw and how is he cringe?

  • @conniescrustycharredcooter2476
    @conniescrustycharredcooter2476 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Those rocks are not his property. This is theft. Imagine this keeps going and there's only mud left. Barb walks out, slips, falls....

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That will take longer than how much she has time left on this Earth at the rate he is going. Theft is going to be a hard sell, but trespassing might be in the cards.

    • @conniescrustycharredcooter2476
      @conniescrustycharredcooter2476 Před 2 měsíci

      @@lmno567 oh good, sounds morbid but good

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@conniescrustycharredcooter2476 What can I say? Barb is old. The Barb we know is long gone. The one left is just a husk of her former self.

    • @conniescrustycharredcooter2476
      @conniescrustycharredcooter2476 Před 2 měsíci

      @@lmno567 oh I agree fully with you

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 2 měsíci

      Don't put the rocks out in the public then
      It's the owner's fault for leaving rocks that are easy to grab there

  • @JerzyBaksinski
    @JerzyBaksinski Před 2 měsíci +9

    Branchland, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up...

  • @Locust13
    @Locust13 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Remember that scene from the office where the Scranton strangler drove by and Michael ran outside and grabbed some rocks from the driveway said it was worth a lot of money? .... It seems like Chris did.

  • @Ximan69
    @Ximan69 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Flutter being referred to as "Egg" was new to me. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2
    @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 Před 2 měsíci +7

    *chris with his face against the computer screen turning to barb*
    THEEEEEY'RE HEEEEEEERE!
    *magichan and the sonichu klan appear*

  • @JimeLello
    @JimeLello Před 2 měsíci +4

    Most physical work he's ever done

  • @onlyyoucanstopevil9024
    @onlyyoucanstopevil9024 Před 2 měsíci +3

    chris chan must live in mental institusion

  • @Jotinko
    @Jotinko Před 2 měsíci +3

    Google street view has covered Chernobyl but they haven’t gone near the Sonichu Temple 🤣

  • @cullbear55
    @cullbear55 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Chris Chan's house gives off FNaF location energy

  • @savagesquirrel9610
    @savagesquirrel9610 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I like the way Smokey says the word "pony." It makes me laugh everytime he says it.😂😂😂😂

  • @brotherardash1960
    @brotherardash1960 Před 2 měsíci +5

    When I see Derpichu shuffling around the driveway, one question nags me: Where's The Sandman 14 beers deep and pissed off when you need him?

  • @Cracker_Coopa
    @Cracker_Coopa Před 2 měsíci +10

    Chris and Bowser both love rocks apparently

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt Před 2 měsíci +1

    Imagine getting a call from your bank asking why you bought Chris Chan's Driveway Rocks