Cyrax - Softly Spoken Lies
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- čas přidán 17. 10. 2022
- Today we are looking at a more composed Cyrax, however that doesn’t mean that our boy is being honest. Hope y’all enjoy the video my friends💯
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Drift King by Wance Chilkins - • Drift King
_Cyrax hits his grandma_
"YOU TROLLS DID THIS!"
_Beats her up_
"I'M TRYING TO PROTECT MY FAMILY!"
_Suplexes her into the ground_
"LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!!"
My favorite part about Cyraxx is how he takes like a 15 second pause between each sentence as if what he's saying is super profound and deep.
I have to watch him on 1.75 because he is so fkn slow plus the dramatic pauses.
You know it’s really satisfying to me to see a small CZcams channel on the rise that constantly uploads good content just for fun . I barely watch CZcams channels consistently but I always make time to watch my boy Smokey . Thank you.
You are one of the OGs Merk, been seeing you here for a grip. Thanks for always showing love my friend 💯
P R E A C H
I’m newer in his content is amazing I love mainly the Chris Chan letters omg it really be making my day
Everytime I see your name all I can think of is "Who TF is Murka Durka¿?" No matter how hard I try
Wance Chilkins is gonna make bank off Street Racing Scene. Mainstream rappers are lining up now to sample that banger.
To be fair, we know exactly what would happen if someone gave him an opportunity. He'd steal their songs, their name, and throw their dogtags in a lake.
Skrubbalo
They're family bro......Nn besides bro....they were just doing what his Mom wanted them to do....she's in a Folger's Coffee Can under the bed and had been carrying on and yapping about incapacitating Skrubb and a burlap sack and a bunch of rocks and the middle of the lake.....er, I mean Skrubb's "dogtags".
@@pelicanphuucker4life You're not eve.... *YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE REAL POPPA NIPS SO YOU CAN GET BLOCKED FROM MY CHANNEL* I rule my troles lives and that's the thing of it CZcams they harass an autistic man pretending to be my dad and telling me I better not go live and that I'm an alcoholic but I'm not doodt. I can stop drinking whenever I want but since I'm a goth bad boy I do what people tell me not to do because I'm totally in control of the situation and make my own decisions......LN¿? I don't know who that is.....but yea Toobz just because she turned me down again for the 34th time doesn't mean never. I'm just patiently waiting because it's a *WANT* not a *NEED* and if I just keep showing her that I can take care of her parents and use my SSI money to buy things for her that one day Toobz.....one day that of age, Cyst-Gendered, alive, non related, walnut will be mine!!!! Yaaaaassssss
😂 😂 😂
“Tell me sweet *little* lies” has a whole other meaning to him.
Cyrax is a huge Hall and Oates fan
"Oh no no, you can't disguise.."
@@SmokeyMcC It's Fleetwood Mac lol
I love how he's pulling a Chris-Chan and is playing sad music in the background.
Gloryhole added that 😂 it works perfectly
You should definitely cover some of the cops’ bodycam videos. Some of them are hilarious, there’s one where the cops are walking away from Cyrax’s house and one asks another, “you see that guys CZcams channel, yet? It’s hilarious” or something similar. It’s crazy how he calls them over so much just to come watch a video on his phone or have them call Marty to ask him to stop bullying lol.
I know bro they are so funny. Definitely going to have to dedicate a video to them 100%
I thibk black mamba I think is the name has them an golyhole has them
"What does Yoda say?!"
damn imagine dealing with violent crime and hopped-up drug addicts, getting back into the car... then getting your sixth call from Cyraxx that month.
@@AdamOwenBrowning That would either be free entertainment, or hell on earth
“No one knows Marty like I do”…
Says Cyraxx about a fictional person 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Its a form of projection. Marty knows cyaxx better than him. Not the other way around
@@Mewdo45 Projection is the only thing hes good at.
@@damotheman4196 what?
@@jenniferocious480 Sorry, it was my cyyraxx impression. It wasn't meant at you but reading it back I see it.. Lol.. My bad. Let's just leave it at that's a cool username.
"The reason I act the way that I do is because of the way people treat me," is the old chicken or egg argument. I've known people to think this way. They pre-empt being treated poorly for no reason, by giving a good reason for you to hate them. They are entirely responsible in the end, and just blinded to it, unwilling to accept responsibility. They are the force that ruins their own life
With Cyrax its definitely his behaviour that attracts other people being 'nasty' to him. Its self inflicted & entirely deserved.
Essentially cyraxx. if the dude could take a shred of responsibility he might learn
Cyraxx is someone I hate with a passion but I can't look away.
glad to see you Mr. Smokey even if I don't comment much.
Glad to see you aswell my friend 💯
@@virgo420 very true. Extremely true
Understandable. It’s hard not to hate Cyraxx.
He’s a career criminal. That’s the only thing he’s got going for him as a Lolcow.
The writers are getting really lazy with their hate sinks
My bf of 3 years broke up with me yesterday, and we still have to live together. Life really sucks rn, but at least I'm not Cyrax
This whole wance chilkins thing is giving me serious liquid Chris vibes
Raxy sitting in the dark like he does will never not scare the shit out of me....mans is painful to look at lol
Indeed😂
Someone told me goblins don't exist. I showed them Cyrax.
I love how cyrax speaks with the same cadence of a disappointed grandma trying to desperately get her adopted baby man to grow up
This guy makes King Cobra JFS look normal. It’s unreal
He really does😂
TWU
Marty Marty Marty. Always good to see some good old cyrax Smokey content
Thank you my friend hope you enjoyed 💯
Hes so raxxed out in this video sally really loaded up that sludge again. Makes the goblin sleep then she finally gets sleep
"the cyraxx cries out in pain, even as he strikes you." LOL
Cyrax with autotune is... Certainly a thing that exists.
😂😂😂 factsv
True, true. 😏
I thought for a moment that the sad, serious music was added in. But then the commentary began and the music stopped and I realized how wrong I was.
And I laughed.
Its maddening watching Cyrax repeat the same point 3 times every times he opens his mouth.
I just want to stop and say thank you so much Smokey for introducing me to this shall we say “unique” individual that is Cyraxx. With Chris in jail and DSP really getting stale he scratches that lolcow itch for me. Also I think the SWAT video you were referring to is over on Gloryhole’s channel but I’m not a 100% sure.
Thank you for the kind words my friend 💯 ima have to go and see if the vids are there
Perfect to listen to while at work
Hope you have an easy day at work today my friend 💯
@@SmokeyMcC right back at ya man
I do the same lol I drove around all day an listen to cyraxxs bullshit lies lol I watch cyraxx vids an listen to Jerry Springer
I believe a majority of the trolls care more about Sally’s wellbeing than chance worried about her and that says a lot
Facts
Saint Sally
Chance seriously needs to be locked up with Chris Chan.
True. He said she should drive herself to the hosp when she had a stroke recently (I think it was a tia/mini stroke) & didnt visit her at all, just like he never visited his brother in the months he was in hospital dying.
I really can’t take him seriously with the sad music.
It is just so funny.
I listen to these while I play elden ring it's become this weird tradition each time I get off work to play maybe half an hour of elden ring and listen to these troll vids
I just beat Maliketh the black blade last night after like 4 months of trying😂 hope you are having fun my friend
@@SmokeyMcC Aye good job bro! I just beat astel natural born of the void maybe 10 Mins ago was giving me such a head ache for a day of two 💀
Awww look at his lil blue coat! I wonder where that one went… I didn’t know they made sheep-lined flannels in doll sizes 🥰
It's truly disgusting hearing Cyraxx toss around suicide threats willy-nilly just to get his way.
Right? It’s his go to every time
that poop-chute stylus threatens to go to work!!
@@SmokeyMcC EXTREME low functioning sociopathy is Cyraxx's bread and butter. He gets it from his dad and grandpa's mid-functioning sociopathy. His great-grandpa is probably Charles Manson's dad
Cyraxx: "If you trolls cared about my family, you'd leave me alone!"
The trolls: "Get a job to support your family. Stop hitting your grandmother. You shouldn't hit up 14 year old girls."
Cyrax's response: "Shut da fuck up and mind your own goddamn business."
That's how out of touch with reality he seems.
@@QJ89 I want to beat Cyraxx up I really do. He's SO loathsome. That or force him to return to reality: whatever is easier
Marty started ignoring him & Cyrax couldn't cope without the attention so kept going after him.
WGH sent Sally flowers once, something Cyrax has never done.
Lately when I get home from work I’ll just sit back, relax, and startup a Smokey video while I play some xbox. Appreciate you for what you give us brother 🙏
Playing Xbox, while cyrax, starts up his own Xbox, to screech sing.
Dude is acting so serious after actually talking to “William GloryHole” 😂😂😂
MAN LIKE SMOKEY! Great video as always. I love how you smoothly transitioned from Chris-Chan to the Goblin that is Cyrax. Excellent stuff. 👍🏾
18:00 some of the key words you hear right before raxx drops some fat falsehoods
8:19 honestly, I respect the hell out of this. Not enough people online making content will admit when they’re just too stoned to be fucked finding some random clip or something lmao I can’t fault you for it brother I’m stoned as hell too!!!!
Cyrax really thinks he's reinventing the wheel in the music industry. Alot of the stuff he says makes me a lil pissed, but that is pure gold.
Can't believe I'm so early! Thanks for putting out a banger during my lunch break. I'll light a bowl for you tonight ✨️
Brother, I admire you i couldnt do videos that fast.... so continue inspiring people like me bro and thanks for being humble.
Cyrax - "ask anybody"
Me - *Asks literally anybody"
Them - "Bruh, find Jesus"
Love listening to your stuff when I'm having a bad day, really brings me up. Love yah man
Hope you day is getting better my friend 💯
Smoky, it is always a YAY when I see u upload!!!! U are pumping out the vids and I am totally here for it!!! This little horrendous goblin deserves all the shit he gets!!! So happy to hear the boys are back online too!!! Great vid as usual my friend!!! Much love from Boston ☘️💗☘️💗☘️💗☘️
I don't bother with lots of lolcow stuff but I love your chris chan and cyrax takes, stay well man ✌
Love to hear it my friend 💯
Also Check out Metal Gear Raxx. Gotta stay Exposing a goblin who deserves to be in jail for his actions. Because if the law lets him go, then it is on society to make him miserbale.
Definitely gotta look into him
honestly good ass comentary, real throw back vibes to the rise of comentary content. love the vibe and content keep it up smokey
Thanks Smokey! Been itching for a new video, made my day better instantly
Hope you enjoy it my friend 💯
"itching".... Well if you are watching him you definitely will see that.
so glad to see another Smokey upload. Praying you get 20k brother I've been subbed since you were first covering the chris chan jail shit
Here’s to the road to 50k.
Have you covered the interview that WGH did with one of cyrax's family members? It's an aunt or cousin or something. Gives a lot of info about how cyrax came to live with sally, how the rest of the family feels about him, his mental/ physical state, etc.
Can you find that ? Do you know where or what channel it'd be on?
@@bostonb4kedbeans I'm not sure where it is it might be "Based Shaman" I seen it, but I think it was taken down.
Thank ya Mr. McC🤘 golden coverage of chanceraxx
The dramatic ass music in Cyrax' part interupted by your dry comments pointing out how ridiculous all of this is. This is so (unintentionally) funny, I can't. What a treat.
Just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣 thanks dude
Oh hell yeah baby time for more raxxy let's sip some sludge and enjoy the fireworks
He was talking about the police like they were dealing with a hardened killer instead of a little goblin. This dudes napoleon complex is so extreme that it's literally warping his view of reality
Hey smokey, Great to See that you Made another banger of a Video, keep it up boy
Thx for this fire vid smokey. Can't wait for getting baked while listening to the new Alec and chris call.
Won’t be long brotha 💯
Everytime I see smokey upload its like that old friend you've had since HS you always smoked with poppin by to chill like old times.
That’s what I’m going for my friend 💯 love to hear it
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
There we go Somebody finally got it😂💯💯
@@SmokeyMcC I sing it every time I go out to karaoke.
Butthole surfers "pepper" reference?
A new upload from my favorite lolcow journalist love you smokey
Thank you my friend hope you enjoyed💯
Id like to meet this cyrax, id gladly buy him a beer.
The Trolls are The ONLY Reason Chance is infamously known on any level.
For Christmas we should make a go fund me to get cyrax a Craigslist go kart and helmet
Nothing crazy like 75$ max
😂😂
I think ur doing the Lord’s work also 😉
Love the videos… appreciate ya brother 🤙🏻
Thank you my friend 💯
Smokey being the MVP as always
The dramatic music William did in this video is more entertaining lol
"Gloryhole stealing my music" that line alone is so fuckin funny man hahaha
Ive been looking forward to your next upload, brother! I know you’ve made it clear on your thoughts on Kacey as a troll but I’ve revisited her calls with CWC and I’d love to hear your thoughts on it. CWC is at his most endearing in some of these calls like when he deadass asks this lady what’s her opinion on Hannah Montana.
Cyrax talks about family so much he's like Vin Greasetrap
"I can't even go outside."
Anything to prevent getting a real paying job.
our good pal Chris Hansen needs to tell our goblin Chance here to have a seat.
"iT wAs jUsT a RoLePlAy ChAtRoOm YoU tRoLlS"
On god this content is God tier
The white bowser is a predator.
Dope video, per usual Smokey 🫡
Thank you my friend 💯
Best background content while playing cod
that dastardly musical business martin
I love how chance thinks everyone's has VATS so getting headshots are the only kind of way of you shoot someone
Cyrax went down Hill after Marty Kombat Annihilation
"That's "Mr" Gloryhole to you, Porkchop."
"Do you know how many people I've met who wish my family was dead?"
He must have played COD with WingsofRedemption.
thank you for the link for Tdsh
"It affects my fanbase..."
WHAT FANBASE, YO? X'D
Smokey, thank you for making videos this funny that I can underage drink to.
sick insanity plays
You can find the swat footage on william’s channel, there even a playlist on his channel. I have the link but don’t want to get flagged because YT doesn’t like links.
I just came from Chance's live violin Rock and Metal covers. You know ASMR right? This is the antithesis of ASMR. It *will* put you to sleep. Eventually. But it also summons your sleep paralysis Demon.
He’s just a severely melodramatic, delusional, projectionist who takes zero responsibility for his own actions yet thinks everyone else is responsible for his shortcomings and problems…. Hope Sally’s doing well, she definitely doesn’t deserve to have to put up with all his bs
Don’t forget narcissistic
Cyrax looks like stunted Dr. Srange with that popped collar
Very true 😂😂
Cyrax has paraphilic disorder for wanting pain on his family so he can pretend he's trying to help them. It's always my family this, my family that, all the while Sally just wants him to leave the house.
this is too funny dude
Hey, stylus magician: Hands off the glory hole. Since you got him to show his face in a vid, I now know what he looks like, and therefore I am so much more invested in liking what he does. You turned me into a super glory hole fanatic! So shut it!
You did that to yourself, once again.
"The cops damn near put a bullet in muh skull"
No they didn't, cops are trained to aim center mass
Lol, I was just checking your channel for a new Alec Benson Leary video and this wasn't on the page yet, how convenient! Love a SmokeyMcC vid in the afternoon.
Those will be over the next few days my friend 💯
I love watching your vids while stoned. 🚬🥴
Happy to hear it my friend 💯
All of this being on Facebook somehow makes it funnier
My god its 2023 and this guy is still streaming from his toaster.
Cyrax lost his life at the glory hole.
Indeed he did 😂
almost at 20k 🔥 been lurking since last september 👀
10:00 PTSD. yeah, Chance Wilkins did 6 tours in Vietnam LMFAO
cinamon and sugary and softly spoken lies, you never know just how you look through other peoples eyes
This was a year ago, and he still crying about the same thing I don’t even remember what I was doing yesterday
somebody call the fire department, because Wance Chilkins' Drift King is straight fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Everyone knows Cyrax gets all the hate because he is THAT guy everyone wants to BE... It's true.