TheWhiteBowser Returns, Attacks, and Runs Away - Part 2
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- čas přidán 19. 04. 2024
- This is a Part 2 to the “White Bowser Returns” video I did a few days back. Earl hasn’t been able to help himself from staying out of trouble but now he has decided to run for the hills yet again. Hope you goats enjoy the video 💯💯
- Hry
I LOVE how tangibly frustrated Earl gets when the employee tells him that the age requirement was 16. He hedged ALL his bets on it being 18.
And yet he uploads the video, what did he expect the result to be
I don't know what earl was expecting considering he worked at a movie theater and most movie theaters have teen employees
I'm still astounded that he thinks what he did was fine so long as the teenager he groped was technically legal.
@@freddyswhe is a very highly regarded individual
Listening to him stumble and bumble through the phone calls was so hard. The things he said were just so weird...it's like, who talks like that? I'm sure that the people he talked to all went to their coworkers and were like, "I just talked to this really weird guy". On the third one, he even said his name was David and his cousin's name was also David. So weird
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say: The White Bowser is a predator
I remember they dug up stone tablets from ancient Texas that said it too
You took that course too????
i think you mean “Da white bowsa is a pwedador”
Holy crap, us Apaches have a similar ancient prophecy......😬😳 What are the freaking odds? Chilling! Me thinks we need to get together and smoke the peyote and whatever sacred herbs 🌿 you all have and banish this creature back to the shadow realm.......
My ancestors in the ancient lands of Eastern Europe have recently unearthed temples with various trinkets, religious artifacts, and texts written all over the walls that say over and over "WHITE BOWSER IS A PREDATOR"
Earl as "David" being out on the prowl for businesses that hire younger than sixteen makes him sound even more like a pweduhdur.
Yes! Ew you're right. I couldn't put my finger on what was grossing me out so much listening to the calls.
It's hilarious on a level how *everything* he does makes him out to be more of a predator.
Literally just commented this lmao
Earl is trying desperately to put out the fires that he has started but what he’s really doing is pouring gasoline onto them.
Bowser's obsession with this movie theater reminds me of Chris Chan and the game place
A huge parallel to Chris chan I don't see many people talk about lol
Chris accidentally groped Michael Snyder with his car, truly sad.
@@HeyYouImAzu 😅
If that's the case, then TheWhiteBowser must have his own version of Megan Schroeder in the form of the girl who he thought he was going to save like an anime/manga hero when he called in that fake emergency at his former place of employment.
@@Loader2K1 that's the way I see it
"Is that you, Earl?" That would've been so funny.
😂😂😂
"What's the minimum age?"
"I think 15, let me check"
"...ok..."
Barely in the video but I can feel the disappointment in his voice there. Like he lost the gotcha right in the beginning.
The only time Earl was disappointed to hear someone was 15
@@YodaOnABenderhahaha
@@YodaOnABenderJupiter’s “Wife” was 15 when they got “married”
*Jupiter shows up* IT WAS A FKING JOKE
is it *really* all that much of a gotcha to go from groping a minor to groping a woman?
@@YodaOnABender I got called a PDF file by a 15-year-old boy's friends on the phone when I was 19, just because I had repeatedly refused to engage in under4ge h0m0s£xual intercourse with the boy. I also got called a PDF file by a 16-year-old girl when I was 20 because the online love relationship did not work. But I'd be disappointed to hear somebody was under4ge even if I was just talking to the person without saying anything inappropriate let alone asking their age
Earl really tried saying “I’m not a child predator, I’m just a regular predator” and failed haha
He’s a teen predator, because children are under 11, the average age of puberty for everybody. I call Bowser a Juvomo
You can hear his voice shivering, as if he's on verge of tears. What a muppet.
"I promise I won't take up much of your time" draws 1 question out into an epic tale of David and his 14 year old bartending cousin. All right I'll see you later.
His cousin who is ALSO named David lmao
He’s like a kid that punches their older sibling then runs away and crys
Nah he punches his younger siblings
@@YodaOnABender nah he grooms them
cwies*
Earl is canonically a polar bear
-white
-large
-a predator
I'm probably in the minority here of thinking this, but, given how Earl looks and how his hair is, I think he might be a mulatto (half-Black/half-White person).
He's getting tongue tied as he's speaking with the worker. It couldn't be because he's trying to ask leading questions, but isnt bright enough to think of one.
Lol this. He loves to think he's some kind of Machiavellian mastermind, manipulating everything from the shadows, but his brain is smooth as an egg.
@@WobblesandBean It's so funny because the guy on the other line probably hears the way he's trying to tiptoe, and it would still give him the vibe of "I don't know who this guy is, but he sounds like he likes kids" lol
@@WobblesandBeanI gotta use that last bit sometime 😂
It's so awkward and tryhard, he needs a wrangler to cut down the Internet. He'll never stop because of the lolcow curse, he can't take advice.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Ah. Ah know someone in Michigan."
Dude thinks he's eminem.
White Bowser proves he's not a predator by calling multiple places he has been banned, under a fake name, and asking how old the workers can be. The IQ on this predator is beyond logic
You'd think he would have been jailed
“How old do you have to be to work at the theatre?”
“I think 16.”
Killed his theory immediately
then proceeds to call 4+ places that reiterate the same info, so he switches up to include bartending to raise the age (?)??
...༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ my mind is melting
even if he got the answer he wanted a lot of places are kinda shady. i was working at a like 17+ place at 14 my boss just never made me sign a contract and sent my pay checks to my mum. shady but it happens
I don't understand why he uploaded this.
He uploaded footage of himself being disproved thinking it would be some epic win?
TheWhiteBowser might not have the Predator's cloaking device or advanced weaponry, but he sure knows how to self-destruct.
Self-destructs like a fucking voltorb, and one of Dr. Doofenshirtz's machines.
@@tyrantking9000voltorb!! 😂😂😂😂
Well said
Underrated comment 😂
He switches to asking about bartenders ages, like hes playing 4d chess. Must be that 110iq working overtime 😂
You and me both know that man's IQ can't be above the average room temperature... In Alaska.
Yeah he says that like it's a gotcha but then again immediately after he's told regular employees it's 16
You can get drinks at a cinema, but which ones would hire people to serve them full-time?
It’s stuff like this that convinces me that Earl added a zero at the end when he got his iq tested
I can't believe Smokey and Kiwi are attacking poor Ole innocent David! He's just trying to get a job for his cousin! Lol
Trying to get a job for his little cousin, who's also called "David" *lol*
"Everyone's favorite Earl Dube"
Nah, Evil White Bowser is my favorite Earl, upstanding member of society, talks to women much older than him
Just a pillar of society
milfs over anything 🫡
🏹 Bingo 🎯
I love Evil White Bowser, he's such a respectful guy
I love that earl has this elaborate backstory for everything and the dude is like “okay…I don’t care…can I hang up now”
Also earl owning the trolls by acting like a pedo and asking what the youngest their employees can be is hilarious.
I'm a victim of csa and this comment section makes me happy. I'm so happy people are very educated about consent and hate this man deeply. Not even hearing him out because he doesnt deserve that. It makes me as a victim feel seen ^ i know this is a lolcow video but it really does make a difference. I hope all the men and women who can relate to the victims can find some healing. Recovery is possible!
Says he was being considered for a supervisor role, doesn’t even know what age they start hiring. What a doof. White Bowser is a predator.
This is just like Chris Chan. He makes the most embarrassing video a person could make, is embarrassed by it, and still uploads it! This wasn't a stream, he had full control over the content. This is insane
Earl is closer to Cyrax but yeah.
Hes chrises degeneracy mixed with cyraxx's predatory shit with a dash of basement dwelling incel
@@hedgehogstatus69 I don't feel like Cyrax is ever embarrased by his videos, though. I feel like, he feels like he's killing it each time.
@@MagnaOmertacoke head confidence, completely sober.
The white bowser is chris if he was into little kids rather than gilfs
I still don't get why Earl is dying on the hill of, "no guys, it's totally fine, it was an 18 year old I groped" like dude, at the end of the day Earl's still an offender
then simply switch: the white bowser is a predator (which is true) to the white bowser gropes people (which is also true)
Because he's a predator. He's totally fine SA'ing women, and frankly he doesn't care about SAing minors either, he just doesn't like that he's being justifiably called a PDF file. As usual, it's all about him.
Exactly! As if it makes him not a predator. PDF predators are the worst, but anyone who creeps on and gropes people that are unwilling are predators. It REALLY doesn't make you look any better if you can "prove she was weawwy 18!"
he’s so terrified of being called a chomo he can’t understand he’s a regular ol’ mo
People grasp at straws when backed into a corner.
If I were managing and recieved a call like this, hella red flags would go up.
"Do you have 14 YO's working in Illinois because Michigan doesn't!"
-Earl Dube
"The girl I killed was 18, not 17... so you guys shouldn't be upset, including her family." YOU STILL GROPED SOMEONE, EVEN IF SHE WAS 36YO, IT'S WRONG.
^THIS^
idk what kind of logic earl is using to think that if his victim was a legal adult it automatically negates what he did
@@cryomaniac1366 Predator logic.
@@WobblesandBean earl isn't really an honor student
Right?! Like he still groped someone, still was absurdly toxic online, and still hosted a grooming server.
I wanna hear him recite the priest's lines from "Princess Bride", when they're at the wedding. "Mahwidge. Mahwidge is what bwings us heuh, togevuh, today!".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got here the very minute it dropped. I can’t help but indulge in this guy’s absolute obliteration from Smokey.
I love how most of us have been here since the very beginning of the WB saga, and it still never gets old 😂
Smokin that Earl Dube Boiled Chicken Quetiapine Kroger Pack
This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, man.
we smokin' shit in a glass pipe blowin' the Lord's bubbles
Zootin Michigan Snot Rockets in a Hawg Pipe blowin super novas pass the andromeda galaxy. Shit aint nothin to me man.
not seroquels legal name :")
Smokin that shit that makes the toes curl!
By the 2nd call it just sounds like hes cruising for 14 year olds...
That's because he is.
He’s browsing the catalog for the latest model
That was exactly my thought
Ahh, the pain in those grunts each time he doesn't get the answer he wants. Bliss.
"yeah, school is important," Bowser said, reflecting on the several times he rewarded minors with NSFW Hentai for doing their school work on Discord.
It's hilarious seeing Earl squirm under the pressure
Can’t even get through the phone calls before commenting. Holy shit, I’m dying laughing, his speech impediment, the awkward conversation, even when he says that his name is David. What a moron, hahahahaha! Amazing!!
He takes 5 minutes to say what a competent person would take 10 seconds. "Hey, what's the minimum age requirement for employment? I'm looking for a summer job. Ok thanks"
@@WobblesandBean I was thinking the exact thing as he asked about the hiring practices of Kwoegah. lol!
Call that guewilla wawfaie.
White Bowser’s a predator. Happy 100k, broseph.
I also hear that white bowser is a predator
He is indeed a pwedator
@@SteveFromMacheteSquad2Big ups, Steve.
Incorrect. THE White Bowser's a predator. Don't forget the "THE".
Bromeo
An ancient Hawaiian proved: "If you go up a ladder made of his chromosomes and fall down to his IQ, you'd die of thirst before the fall comes to a stop".
ive never seen an innocent man do such aggressive tactics like doxxing. somethings making me think this white bowser guy might not be so nice....
Natedawg, cyraxx, and white bowser are predators
You also forgot Daniel Larson, he's a pdf file too.
@@rionthemagnificent2971Wings & EDP445 too
I think boogie is a huge predator, no pun intended. Just because he doesn't go after anyone under 18 doesn't mean he don't prey on those as young as possible without it being illegal. A lot of older men do this and it's sickening, why they need the youngest girl is beyond me.
@@thesaddestpikachuvased
@@thesaddestpikachuthe obsession with getting as close to the legal age as possible is disgusting. There’s no way he can have anything in common with someone that young. And, if legal, he would probably go lower.
Earl could never go under cover to save his life. That voice and his mannerisms stick out like sore thumbs.
We spergs tend to have odd speech patterns.
"I'm not going to take up too much of your time"
PROCEEDS TO TAKE ALL THE TIME
As a retail worker, I cannot imagine the confusion the managers had getting these calls from "David"
The Pwedadah vs Smokey and Kiwi anime arc is one of my favorite things online and I'm so glad I've been able to watch it unfold in real time.
Congrats on 100k my dude you deserve it
Pwedadah 😭😭😭
Can’t believe you managed to capture his cadence so perfectly
An old Italian proverb reads: Da White Bowsa is a pwedatur
White Bowser is a predator.
The White Bowser*
Chris may have the patented stress sigh, buy Bowser has the stress growl when he was trying to get his fake story straight while on the phone...
He creeped out that last woman also...
It's the only thing he's good at.
its kind of weird how much he focuses on the backstory in all these calls, even after he gets an answer about the age requirement he keeps questioning them about other places
When I worked retail boomers would do this a lot, they had to give me the whole backstory on the question they were calling to ask me and turn a quick 30-second conversation into a 3 minute long ramble
Those phone calls were painful to get through because of how much Earl's dumbass stutters and stumbles. Several times I yelled at my tv "TTTTTTODAY JUNIOR!!!"
Hi, is this David? My name is David. I'm calling about my YOUNG cousin David. He's WEAWWY young. Which is why he's my nephew David.
I know he has a stutter naturally but does anyone else think he sounds absolutely terrified on the first call?
Am I the only one creeped out that he’s looking for businesses that hire 14!year olds?
"No youw honour, I'm wookin' fowa pwace dat hires wabbits."
The way he drags the phone calls out makes my skin crawl.
The one thing that baffles me about TWB is that he somehow made it to his 30's with rhotacism.
The first manager was so kind trying to help him out!
"Sorry, I'm getting tongue tied"
Gawd I hate his stuttering lol 😂 and the way how he sounds like a toddler. lol! 😂
It was so cringe I had to fast-forward through half the phone calls
I love how everytime he gets frustrated, youtube gives me an ad 😂😂😂😂
Evil Imagine Movies employee be like: "You have to be 18 to work at Imagine Movies and we don't have a manager"
I believe recording phone calls without the consent of both parties is a felony in Michigan!
i'm confused on how these calls were obtained did this bowser guy record them to prove a point?
@@simpleguy86 Yeah, Bowsers an idiot. He posted them himself as a way to “get back at the trolls.”
The more i listened to these phonecalls. The harder I was cringing.
That "white qwick" in call 3 killed me lmao
Big ups to Smokey... Man of the people delivering on Saturday
Call 3: "Hiiii, My name is David, I have a bit of a Younger Cousin, His name is David" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can feel the abject terror in his voice as he desperately trips over himself to ask these pointed questions. Best part is, you can tell that when he drops the "I knew someone who worked for Magic Theaters in Michigan" that he wants the person on the phone to go "Ah yes, the Earl Dube incident. Yes, very unfortunate. He was innocent of course, but protocol required him to be fired." as if the entire groping incident was a company wide known fiasco! You also gotta love his swelled ego when the second guy commends him trying tt help his younger cousin -- what a great guy you are, "David"!
He started calling to see if the theater hired at 16. Then he took the advice for places that hired younger to call and see if he could get a job with younger teens.
His trembling voice during the call says everything.
Every time I see earl in that koopa shell I think it’s an old clip of Shane Gillis’ frumpy ass 💀
Even ignoring his stupid defense of “if she’s 18 it makes me groping her morally okay”, the fact that the cover story he gives these employees is bizarre. He’s trying to get his 14 year old cousin a job despite him not being old enough to work, and even asks about *bartending* jobs? You just KNOW those managers are telling their coworkers about the weird ass call they got.
"my younger cousin is young" good lord what wisdom this man has
Congrats on the 100k my man.
Even if I didn't learn anything from this, I could at least walk away knowing I cannot stand listening to Earl speak.
The phone calls are really hilarious. This guy is a full-on lolcow and should lean into it immediately!
Earl would slip up and expose himself even from the Dark Web
Congrats on 100k Smokey! The White Bowser is still a predator.
What a polite young man that Bowser is, surely he would never do anything predatory!
Bowser is the most self-incriminating cow I have ever seen.
He clearly learnt all of his sleuthing and espionage techniques from watching Cyberchase
The White Bowser is a predator. Also congratulations on 100k Smokey.
The way you can hear him audibly get frustrated because he didnt get the answer he wanted is so funny like why would he publicly share such a major L lmfao
the stress in his voice when the employee says “I think it’s 16”
My opinion is he looks better in the white bowser outfit…that says A LOT
Also white bowser is a pwedator
I like how his voice starts quivering as he hears '16' really bad
To me, he sounds like “The Phantom of the Opera” on the telephone, or the “Phantom of the Rolls Royce;” let’s give it up for this guy, he’s a genius
WOO 100K !!! i’ve been watching for a couple months now and honestly these r some of the most fun i’ve ever had watching videos lol
Honestly it almost feels like the manager was in on it when he told the age requirement is 16 as if he was trolling Earl 🤣🤣🤣
TheWhiteBowser feels like if JaSonic had a cousin 😭
when smokey tagged in to beat earl i was shouting GET HIM SMOKEY at the screen, hype af love it
No matter how much he fights to silence people, the world will never forget: The White Bowser is a Predator.
Happy 100k smoky. Glad to be subscribed since less than 10k and here until you hit a mill.
I've never seen someone nuke themselves from orbit until the White Bowser...
TMDWU
A wise Hawaiian once said "A Pwedator who challenges a Hawaiian, gets owned."
Oh shit, this White Bowser guy? I think he's a predator or something
Happy 100k Smokey!!
White Bowser is a horrible excuse of a human.
Hes Chris chan but worse
@sabsyoutube241 Got nothing on Nick Bates though.
@@rayvenkman2087 Nick is a whole nother level of bad.
I’m living for this shit right now, helps me through the work week 😂
Gratz on 100k boss!! You are the man!
What a 420 drop. Thanks my man and congrats on 100K
I shudder to think what nefarious scheme chess Grandmaster earl dube has set into motion by proving that he was employed alongside minors 😂
Happy 100k man, you deserve it.
Grats on 100k brother! Came in around 50k and loved your vids since. Keep it up big smoke. You and kiwi have had fire content especially the last month >.>
Buddy Trolls: Always telling PDF files that they are in the right.