Cyrax - The Death of an Xbox
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- čas přidán 30. 01. 2023
- In todays video we are going to look at the recent destruction of Cyrax’s beloved Xbox. It’s going to be a good one today and hope y’all enjoy 💯
MF Goon - / @thatmfkid
Liquid Chris - / @singstarwinner - Hry
The guy shouting "NO MORE FORTNITE!" was so hilarious dude! The perfect mix of twisting the knife and sounding like a pissed off parent.
Iknr you almost expect him to say" you are grounded for a month" next 😆
You can feel the rage when he yells “FUCK” from the bottom of his heart lmao so funny.
Camera cuts down to him with his jimmy in hand lol
I got to agree with music biz Marty though It would have been better if the people had not been yelling over him Just let him rage step back.
LMFAO "fuck from the bottom of his heart"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my f god
This would be a genuinely cruel and mean act if it happened to anyone else.
I think it’s still cruel. I get that he’s a douchebag but the man hardly could help but to be any other way. World’s been shitting in him since day 1 and not once has anyone helped him, just goaded him and bullied him into worse behavior and mental illness. It’s pathetic what these people do.
It’s kind of sad because now his grandma will have to buy another one for him.
@@Ninja_Pro based comment, 10/10
@@WingsofWendysChilli nah he enables him so she can deal with it
@@Ninja_Pro and before it fryes his ps4 its change his username to richard
Liquid Chris appearing in the voice chat made my blood run cold as if Solid and Liquid were clashing yet again 😂
Bro it ain't liquid, it's Solidus Chris, there is only one liquid Chris, and it is not this new guy
😂😂😂 brings back memories
Venom chris is amazing
@@goblinmaster342 Did you know that Liquid Chris was actually 2 twins?
@@Gwubby86 John and Chris, but the new liquid looks closer to Mason Verger from Hannibal than to Christopher Duckworth
KIDS DO NOT PLUG UNKNOWN USB INTO ANYTHING YOU OWN it’s common sense
"Common sense" That thing chance lacks. Yep this was his fault.
Reminds me of backing my days in college I used to go to the lost and found and take all of the USB sticks for free. I got lucky and never got a kill stick but I definitely wouldn't try it nowadays.
@@gsesquire3441the fact that grown ass adults actually buy from Wish just blows my mind.
@@gsesquire3441 that's why you have a Dell from 2008 to plug all these weird things into
“Common sense” doesn’t exist these days.
COVID…pre and post proves this.
Lmao, this is like when they got Chris to break is PS3 because he would get $9001 dollars
All cyrax was promised was free Netflix and some ps2 games
@@SmokeyMcC LOL talk about duped. Ol' Raximillian got played here. That's why you never take random USBs from people you don't really know and trust.
This feels like a 2nd golden age of trolling, with Liquid Chris here trolling an angry bigot sex offender lolcow and all. I'm all for this. This shit is golden.
Or king cobra when he destroyed his guitar he worked so hard for 😂
The PS3 with Chris was far, far worse.
This harkens back to the days of internet trolls pretending to be tech support and getting naïve kids to nuke their electronics. An instant classic.
The oldest tricks work the best
The one with the kid microwaving the laptop and then destroying his xbox is a fucking classic
My old go to is to get players to press Ctrl+Alt+F4 for an epic unlock weapon.
RIP
Fun Internet 1998-2007
Or take out the spyware aka the wifi antenna
Kinda reminds me of the time thr trolls got chris to destroy his ps3
He still has that top of the line $100.00 gaming PC lol. That dude trying to get him to put the kill stick in his tv after killing his Xbox was ruthless.
This is truly omega tier trolling. One thing to mock Cyraxx....its an impressive feat to be able to make him install a killstick to murder it on his own. With Liquid Chris arriving right on Cue its just.
*Chefs Kiss*
Cue
@@rabbitcouch15 Ahh ty
Nah, it's mid tier at best. Destroying the xbox was good, but Goon and his friends are unfunny and try make it all about themselves rather than the cow.
After all that, they got like, 4 minutes of rage footage, and did it to stroke their own ego. What should've been the greatest freakout was just a small blip of anger
@@creeeamy7133 I feel you are not wrong. But at the same time it was very elaborately set up and execution of getting Cyraxx to brick his own Xbox. I guess it depends on how far some people want to go about trolling.
But in this case the plan was conceived, the goal was achieved, and Cryaxx is a bit peeved.
It's just better to avoid gay ops, just let the cow implode itself
one of the rules of life. dont take random usb sticks or anything like that from others unless you really know them.
Ask Tony about that lol
@@Ninja_Pro who?
This one literally had a skull and crossbones on it to signify it's a kill stick
But he "knHew them both and they are Freund's
Not being a horrible person helps to he deserves no sympathy he should leave the internet and his grandmother alone and get a life or end it
The return of Liquid Chris has been the best thing to happen in the lolcow scene since Smokey started this channel
When we needed him, he returned. The One True and Honest Chris.
Liquid making a comeback has been the troll equivalent to glass shattering, with Stone Cold walking out.
LC 3:16
@@DeezRotter Why is that so accurate? Lol Liquid's return is literally a "Glass Shatters, Austin Pop" moment.
Facts
FR man, when we needed a hero the most, he came back like a biblical salvation
The level of sheer intensity in the voice of the guy yelling "no more Fortnite" might have been the funniest part of all of this. It was so earnest.
Man this is both fucking brutal and hilarious
It really is
😂😂true
At least Ian Brandon Anderson can sleep in jail comfortably knowing there’s one less hexbox in the world.
The funniest part of his "fanta" incident is him going on MBM's live stream and saying "Na, that wasn't real it was just some kinda cream" and Marty says "yeah guys c'mon, that was just some kinda cream" with the sarcasm thicker than Raxx's skull.
Gotta admit... For a second I actually felt a little bad from what they did. But then I remembered who we`re dealing with
Yeah, never feel bad for the granny beatinc pedo
Yeah, like I wish people wouldn't do things like this, and instead just talk about him without talking to him
Because what does things like this do? Gives Cyraxx incentive to get even worse. God knows that Sally, Ed, and the Akkron police department suffer enough of this shithead's antics. How he hasn't been thrown in the brig yet for false police claims is beyond me.
I'm not saying don't talk about him though like, he's a fucking predator, his devious ways need to be known. But like, don't *engage* with him, don't *give him time or attention*, because he's never going to listen, know what I mean?
Yeah it's impossible to muster an ounce of sympathy for that piece of shit.
Never forget Blind Billy
@@digitalcthulhu143Never Forget.
I love that the only thing he knows what to do is expose himself to others like the praedator that he is.
Like father, like son.
Remember, Chance LOVES to flash Marty. Even though he's described Marty's viewers as solely being children and trolls (and both) its so blatantly obvious he gets off hard on it. So fucked up lmao
damn chris showing up like a bond villian in that call
Liquid chris always knows how to make a entrance
You can SEE the gears turning in his head when the realization hits.
I would like to thank everyone for help me kick my gaming addiction and finally let me focus on my music career and real life racing
That’s the Zans talkin!
@@WingsofWendysChilli actually......shut up...
@@CyraxOnXanax triggered lil vitch.
Burn Raxx.
I've never been so happy to watch someone lose the one thing they love most in this world. May his goblin tears give us eternal life and sustenance.
If Clyde Cash had the opportunity to get one more funny prank in this would be it
Did Clyde cash retire from trolling?
@@ThatManFrank112 retired back in 2008/9
@@hynb117 Wasn't it in like late 2009 or 2010? His prime was 2008 and 2009 if I remember correctly.
I imagine Liquid Chris sending the package while looking at the sky and saying "Clyde, this one's for you."
Marty and 'Raxter are like if Cash and Chris kept trying to get at eachother for years instead of the trolls backing off / quitting around the time of his father's death.
Cyrax is like William Afton, he always comes back. xD
Looks like him too
Saw this on my lunch break and instantly clicked. Thanks again for the great show Smokey, I'll roll one in your name next time.
Hope you enjoyed it my friend 💯
@@SmokeyMcC this was great i
I want everyone to notice that during the kill switch reveal, Raxx has his left hand down his pants. Probably squeezing and twisting his junk to go along with the Xbox punishment.
All the old chris era trolls happening to Cyrac is gold! I was too young when the OG chris stuff was happening to pay, was born in 2000, but now i get to see it repeat live lol
As much as i dislike Cyrax i genuinely hope he doesnt end up Like Chris
@@Sleeprocket1 Believe me, he's gonna end up like Chris once Sally and Ed die
Man it was just so... Beautiful. Watching him rage, his rainbow racing harness. Liquid coming over the mic from the shadows. It was pure and beautifully done.
Chris Chan : Destroys his Playstation
Cyrax : Fedtroys Heather"s XBox
Chris Chan : Recycled that which shall not be named
Cyrax : Tasted that which shall not be named
Chris Chan : I am not a lolcow
Cyrax : I am not the next Chris Chan
Well, well, well, the plot thickens😆
*Destroys
Fedtroys ffs I swear this phone...🤣🤣
No more fortnite for cyraxx lol
Fedtroys lmao
Christory repeats itself
@@jayswizzle4519 Christory did repeats itself, but often does rhyme.
Jesus, if loosing a genetic lottery had a personification, it would be Cyrax. Let me guess his family tree is similar to Hapsburg's?
Yep! Sallys own father graped her and she gave birth to her brother-son, Ruple. Cyraxx’s Uncle-Father.
It real sad, honestly
@@fadoodle9151 Dear God. It's not even "Sweet home Alabama" meme worthy. It's that repulsive.
Very few things make me gag but watching the goblins hidden video was one of them, witnessing the shit hole that is the goblins maw is something I don’t even wish for even Richard.
Yea I had to turn it off, His tounge is stained.I almost threw up myself.
@@Jake42100 I really can’t understand how a goblin trying to play off as a human can manage to get his tongue to be orange like that and all his teeth are pretty much rotten at this point🤮
@@Maxb0-__- I assumed it was bacteria built up over years. Whatever it is turned my stomach and made me question how I ended up watching something so vile lol.
@@Jake42100 that foul creature must be put down out of its misery😔
Yo didn't I see you in a Disney World video
Chance's transformation into the next Chris Chan is now complete.
😂 it’s the “your turn cutie” that got me rolling 😂
My issue is that the real liquid Chris wouldn't have done something this malicious, not like Cyrax would realize it though.
Idk considering the person Cyrax is, it feels like Liquid taking karmic justice.
I have to agree with music biz Marty They should have just shut up and let him rage instead of yelling at him to get on a panel. Who cares about some dumb panel they're all just going to yell over him I want to see him scream.
Exactly. This is like a Liquid Liquid Chris, in an inbred 67 IQ way.
He's not nearly as smart or clever, and far more attention-seeking.
@@CNYKnifeNut So an inferior clone? Liquid's Blake in a way?
@@SpiralPoliFemboy the og was to good for us
It’s crazy he was acting like him and Mary were best friend and always been best friends and he never did anything that bad (forgetting Marty tried to “get him killed”)
"Heres the thing Marty, you make Hitler look like mother Theresa!"
The best part about the image of Cyrax flipping double birds is that the Orange Square ring was part of the killstick. it's part of the trigger to power up the device, otherwise it could drain itself before it gets delivered.
most people i know with googly eyes pick an eye and look right at you, but not our boy Cyrax. He splits the difference and gives you the 500 yard stare.
Homie got the Xbox and was still trying to get him to plug it into the tv too. This guy was truly savage. Respect to the buddy troll.
Raxxy Boy doing the Chris Benoit neck thing then threatening to murder that guy's family was hilarious
4:28 I thought I was getting a call and started searching lol.
Now Cyrax has fled back to the arms of Uncle Marty and it will be the next big blowout when the newest friendship saga ends
More like daddy Marty
You know the goblin is pissed when he starts spitting like a dilophosaurus.
Oboy, look at those sad racing suspenders hanging all limp on that chair! Knowing that they won't be worn on an erace ever again sure does my heart good.
9:45 Best moment from the whole ordeal!
Liquid showing up had me going "Noooooo, NOOOOOO! NO FUCKING WAY! HOT DAMN!!!!" X'D Oh my lord that was so perfect. False Liquid is the fucking best!
Soo funny to hear Liquids voice here. Like a goofy evil mastermind 😝
This was one of the funniest troll moments with Cyrax I’ve seen yet
5:38 - How great is Liquid's villainous opening, "Well well well......"
Seriously made himself sound like a Bond villain 😂😂😂
Damn. That is a brutal day for Raxx. His racing career is now at risk…
It can't be at risk if it never existed.
@@ceecee6521 your brain is lacking logic. He’s a street racer thru and thru you fermunga cheese.
The crazy amount of saliva flying and chillin on his face is amazing
seeing Cyraxx snap like that was hilarious holy shit
Looks like those drift king dreams are gonna stay dreams for a while longer 😂 now he not only has a warranted fear of Liquid, but he ran right into Marty’s loving arms.
And Steven Morin sent him a new one.
Why is his hand down his pants during the call lmao
The raxx box got zapped to the extreme!!!
I see Cyrax moved his bed so Marty can't ice him through the window
Now go outside, Raxxo. Oh wait, he won't.
Not a shot😂
@@SmokeyMcC Not even urban spelunking? 😋
A HEXBOX!
HE DESERVED IT!
This has mid-late 2000s Chris Chan shenanigans energy
I swear to god his eye is trying to run away everytime he gets mad
I like how he threatened to have them "federally arrested", as if there's a different way of being arrested.
There was a lot of drool with that rage, Sally must really be spiking that sludge.
Time is a flat circle first Chris loses his ps3 and now cyraxx loses his Xbox love it here top tier content.
"Ten jigawatts kill stick!" 🤣
I actually like how much that guy was hamming up his performance. It really shows how easy it is to trick the goblin.
This felt like an old school PVCC OP on Chris chan Raxx claims that he isn't the new CWC but his actions would beg to differ 😂😂😂
For a brief moment, I felt bad for him. But then I remember the monster Chance is and now I'm laughing and my sides hurt now.
True but we should feel bad for Sally who most likely paid for it.
@@inkkid376 Sally enabled this awful behavior. Let's not forget chance's entire family tree is fucked I have no sympathy for him and his family of degenerates
@@M8tallicJi8ngshi
You do kinda have a point lol Sally does have a crackhead boyfriend I think. Oh and she didn't do anything when she thought he was gonna kill himself. Plus she could be racist. You know that I think about it.....fuck Sally lol
Finally, without his Xbox he can focus on the street racing scene.
The look on his fucking face when he heard liquid Chris's voice. He fell for the oldest trick in the book
Haha, he was holding on to his infected little package when they told him about the intercepted one.
It itches bad whenever he's nervous or agitated
Man, when I start to think raxxo couldnt possibly get dumber, he goes and does this.
I swear, someone could just leave a random USB filled with malware on his porch, and you just know that the dingus would find it and plug it into his computer without a second thought.
LMAO That was fucking diabolical. If this trolling gig doesn't work out. Liquid Chris could always join the CIA.
His freak out warms my heart. *_And the Schadenfreude makes life worth living!_*
I love how smart the trolls are when they join forces 😂
This brings back memories of the gold age of Chris chan
The drool running down his chin even before the trolls revealed themselves really sets the mood
Whether or not it's the original Liquid Chris aside, the return of Liquid Chris as a symbol in any way is an event to behold. Even if it isn't The original, it's still the real CWC. It's like the dimensional merge happened and we got the future of CWC we all hoped for! It's CWC, and this is like The Dark Knight Returns of Lolcows. The idea that this doctor moonlights as an avenger of the downtrotted is such an awesome, inspiring and frankly hilarious! Looking forward to a new, silver age of internet culture!
First Ian Branden Anderson and now Cyraxx, Christian Westen Chandler just keeps the W's coming
Yo dude, I know I keep asking about this but how about a video on ol’ chance’s career scandals, like the e racing, boxing, video game, and even the movie studio shit. I’d love to hear what you’d have to say about that, plus it would be nice to see someone cover this part of CYRAXX more thoroughly.
The funniest part is that this troll would've never happened if chance listened to the people telling him that "jailbreaking a new gen console is a pretty hard process you can brick the consle dude" and he just thought that plopping a usb would get the trick done
I fucking die everytime I see this video and get to the part where you go "He went to go find solace in the person, the one person he can trust... ..MusicBizMarty"
Fucking gold timing there Smokey
god this is so amazing, its like a returning hero after retiring
i wonder if cyrax knows that if he bought a new xbox all his games and data would still be there if he downloaded them. but it would take him a century to get that much money
You know what they say when you live on the street racing scene streets. You got to be prepared for one day when your Xbox gets bricked. Live by the streets bricked by the streets.
He's gonna hold a memorial concert for it soon
The level of trolling is unmatched for real. Honestly he deserves every bit of it.
Im still grinning ear to ear from this its sooo goood! The whole "Fanta" after....not so much...🤢
Why is cyraxx hand in his shorts when Chris called ? Anyone else see that. How fucking sick is this goblin?
Smoky: "Cyrax was told to pull off an old Chris Chan Trick."
Me: ... Oh no.
great vid smokey, i love ur channel! :D
The goblin delivers again, but have you consider doing more videos about past Cyrax incidents, there's some gold over there
He acted like it didn’t really bother him but I think he went downstairs and punched Gramma Sally afterwards
Love how Liquid Chris came out of retirement to fuck with another lolcow one last time
Cyrax is like something off the SCP wiki, Jesus Christ
I was wondering when you were going to make a video about this glad it was this soon
This channel has come along so good.
Now Cyraxx has Chris Chan's trolls on his hands & rent free in his mind.
This is what happens when you mess with the "Big Dogs" of the Internet.
Lessons learned: NEVER try to become the next "Chris Chan" if you want attention. That's what I learned today.
Liquid chriss doing this makes me happy again, its nostalgic... Its like a nintendo from 88
Were this anyone else, it'd be an awful thing to do. Seeing as it's the little Raxscallion, though? *Good job, Venom Chris.*
Honestly, Christory is a spiral. It repeats itself, but it's never exactly the same.
I was just wondering about an update on these 2 last night. Great combo, Rax & Liquid
I fr stay a lil longer at the end to hear my favorites like Fanta collection and homeland security 😭💀
This is exactly why there should be a basic intelligence test before anyone is provided with internet service. “Sorry sir, we legally aren’t allowed to let you on the internet. You’re too stupid. It’s for your own safety.”