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AI hasn't gone far enough in my opinion, I need to see every male politician have one pregnant photo
@tatefancIub im doing ur mum jn my profile!......
Are the politicians preggo?
@imataterII'm gonna draw Tate pregnant.
You shouldn't use Ai for that. Something so meaningful deserves a human craftsman
@@Ecofriendlyant You're doing god's work
Fun fact: there's a tool called nightshade that can edit your Images/art so that if any ai people decide to steal it it completely breaks their programming. Like confusing dogs and cats level of breaking.
How does it do that? Sound awesome!
just read up on it on their website, it’s super interesting. changes the image composition with minor details unnoticeable to the human eye, but the shading changes essentially mixes the AI up.
@@Voidzi3._ womp
@@Voidzi3._ Whack.
@@sciencey2858 AI breaks the image up into tiny squares, then runs edge detection on those, zooms out, repeat, and basically "learns" that certain patterns of edges mean "dog" while others mean "cat". Nightshade makes tiny changes to the image that are pretty much invisible to humans (or only visible if you have a direct comparison) while completely throwing off AI's edge detection.
Like, if a human looked at a small section of the image, they'd draw the edge between the thing and the background as [/], meanwhile the AI looks at the colour values of the pixels and "sees" the edge going [\].
"Online dating for a guy is like walking through a desert looking for a drink. Online dating for women is like walking through a swamp looking for a drink." Beautiful metaphor. 10/10.
@@adeonn that's the point
Correct
Must steal 20/10
I personally think sewer water would be an 11/10 though. Swamp water you might drink if you had to. Sewer water... nah, that's what'll make you look for a new water source entirely.
@@adeonn It's a metaphor, honey. Guys always say women have "so much choice" and "the power" in dating. Sure, the power to have sex with the most horribly unwashed, leftover older cheaters that we want--which is neither choice nor power. I remember my twenties--guys my own age were all taken, or we just weren't into each other. The shy ones I liked were too bashful to talk to me. Guys my FATHER's age were CONSTANTLY sniffing around looking for a weakness. Those boys who think women have "so much choice" should realize if they went on Grindr they'd have it too. Or maybe we should all just agree that people can have involuntary preferences that limit our choices.
That woman who stalked a man and went through his mum's book club to get a date with him was sooo creepy to me. If I thought I'd met a man by chance then found out he'd done something like this to get to me, I imagine I'd freak out and never want to see him again. Who knows what else he could do with that kind of mindset? Downright scary. If you find a stranger attractive in public, either walk up and introduce yourself or leave them be.
This is restraining order territory
I’m a man and while I found her physically attractive, my fight or flight instincts kicked in and I wanted nothing to do with her. Serial killer behavior.
On one side, I'd be impressed. On the much larger side, I'd be thoroughly creeped out and concerned. And I'd immediately probably tell em to leave and never return the put up a restraining order or something.
I agree. People who stalk others for a date are red flags, and especially since people like her would be an unhinged ex once truth comes to light. 🚩 The one thing she forgot is that the guy would eventually find out about her social media and find that gem of her admitting on stalking not only him but his mother, just because she couldn't just strike up a conversation instead 🤦♀
On the one hand that is creepy as fuck, on the other hand I love red flags in a woman.
10:31 what the actual hell is this? Calling a BABY a "co-wife" is just absolutely ridiculous and disgusting!!!!
Right?!
It's called emotional incest, and yes, it's as bad as it sounds.
@@Kartoffelkamm most definitely!😬
It sounds like a toxic boy mom those get always weird with their kids
They are pick me women the became adults and had kids but still didn't let go of their pick me behaviour
honestly I would say if you are going to be jealous that a baby who can't take care of themself is taking your partner's attention rather than be happy that your partner is being an active parent, you shouldn't be having kids
"Recessive" is the right word for genetic opposite of Dominant, I think
He hasn't played metal gear 😏👌
@@alphakowaclips ehhh... nor have I so... *shrug*
Nah its submissive
That's correct
@user-gs9pv4ij1d I'm talking genetics, you're talking something... very different... or am I just completely missing that that's the joke? R/woosh anyone?
"Half of them are going to be furries and half of them are going to be gay."
Speaking as a furry, that venn diagram is almost one circle.
Dw, he knows.
i was going to comment something about how im gay but not a furry
and then i remembered i AM a furry fdgjhkhsdfigh
Calvin from the Calvin and Hobbes comic said it best: "The surest sign of alien life out there is that they haven't tried to contact us yet." 😆
Oh you read Calvin and Hobbes too? Cool.
😂 I love those books - I inherited my mum’s. I thought it was, “…intelligent life out there…”? Have I been saying it wrong? Whoops lol
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose It's been a bit since I read that particular strip so you could very well be correct. I'm going to have to get the series out again and read it. I'm working my way through the For Better or For Worse series right now.
Absolutely
Interesting fact about praying mantises: they don't actually eat the male's head most of the time in the wild. Doing so is a stress response, evolved to ensure food to the young in times of famine. It is very rare in the wild. It is, however, almost universal for mantises in captivity, which is where the idea comes from
Heard that male mantises usually have a food offering for females to avoid that too
Yeah, it's almost like if you're trapped in a lab you're gonna exhibit some weird, unnatural behaviours lol
Captive males lost their roots and now are Preying Mantises. 🤓
Reminds me of how the "alpha male" concept came from observing wolves in captivity, or how the various prison experiments were based on humans in captivity. In all of these cases, they jumped to a similar conclusion, that these animals are inherently competitive and will turn on each other at the slightest provocation. One cannot extrapolate the behaviors of imprisoned animals to their natural behavior in the wild.
If a mantis human cross thing exists, and is "with" a human, shes probably in something resembling captivity tho
In biology, the opposite of dominant is recessive. Also, that one meme with the guy shooting a bow clearly rolled a nat20 on intimidation against the dog but a nat1 on his dex check
As a biotech student I have to disagree, I (as an expert(kinda)) need to say this contrary to common beliefs the opposite of dominant is submissive, you get strong dominant genes and submissive and bre.......I mean weak genes
@@andreatomasi3755 I learned this shit in high school bio, and that was almost a decade and a half ago, so I’m pretty sure that it’s Dominant genes, which are always expressed no matter what, and Recessive genes, which can only be expressed under very specific conditions. I learned how this shit works with punnit squares charting alleles
@@brianvance1178 yeha, but they recently changed the nomenclature of some principle components of biology to uniform terminology on a international sistem, they put down a new set of rule for the naming of phenomenon and characteristics in the field of biology and biotechnology.
For more info search "rule 34 submissive"
@@brianvance1178As a biology student, he was joking
@@brianvance1178I know this because I am a biology student and not because he basically said “submissive and breedable”
*trust*
Like millions and billions of new parents, my husband and went around showing off our newborn son.
About a dozen of his friends literally told my husband, "Well, it's pretty obvious that you won't need to get a DNA test."
The first thought that popped into my empty cranium was, "Gee guys, thanks for calling me a tramp."
The "confidently answered submissive" story rings a bell. I was 14, it was an English class (I'm in a country where English is 2nd or 3rd language). Teacher asked us what Labor Day means. Nobody said anything. Then she asked what labor means. I raised my hand and confidently said "giving birth". That is what "being in labor" means! You're in the middle of giving birth. Yeah, well, the teacher took it in her stride and said yes, it means that too but in this context it means working for a living and Labor Day is a working people's holiday.
That comment, in turn, reminded me of when I was in a beginner’s course for German and the teacher asked what Metzgerei meant, and I knew that Metz meant meat, but I didn’t (and still don’t) know what Gerei meant. My mind supplied: It’s a meat generator, so I yelled “Slaughterhouse!”.
Metzgerei means butcher shop.
@@m1ss-n0mer I think you mean the word "Mett". Metz is a city in France. To get from Metzger (butcher) to Metzgerei (butcher's shop) you just have to add one -ei, there's no meaning to -gerei. You can do this with many German words to form nouns. Bäcker (baker) and Bäckerei (bakery) is similar in English, just with an -y. Bücher (books) and Bücherei (library), makes sense, doesn't it? I like the words Geheimniskrämer (a secret-monger) and Geheimniskrämerei (secrecy or secret-mongering).
@@antheas511 More than plausible. As you can tell, that class was far from one I was invested in, I'm afraid😅. The education system had long since let me down, especially when it came to languages, and the class was a mess to begin with. Thanks for the correction!
@@antheas511I honestly just learned something today. Thank you
In the 7th grade a kid in my science class said orgasm instead of organism. We had to stop their presentation for like 10 minutes to wait for the whole class stop laughing. (Ashamedly myself included)
14:31 its called stalking. She's raised every possible red flag
More red flags than soviet russia
"it's called stalking, Click. That's the word you're looking for." -me
I knew she committed a crime! She's not even smart about hiding it.
There are multiple follow up videos and it even get worse, like her breaking in in his appartment.
ikr, so fucking creepy 😱
21:06 There’s an old joke in my country on the topic that says:
A pope’s pupil asks if any translation mistakes or misspelling could be done when the ancient religious texts were copied by hand and translated by human beings. The pope starts to have some doubts and goes to his chamber to check some texts. In a few days the pupil finds him crying and asks, why. The pope answers:
“Celebrate! It was CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!”
There is the adulterers bible during the printing press where there were bibles telling people to commit adultery.
Man, who knew a few typos (or whatever you would call the equivalent of the time) could cause such problems
That isn't to say I am at all suprised
That’s one of my favourite jokes 😂. I think I saw it in one of my grandmother’s hoarded old America’s “Reader’s Digest” or “The Far Side by Gary Larson”?
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Oh, so I’m not the first to translate this joke :D
😂 I hadn't heard that one!
For clarity on the spider, the... ehm, effect, lasts for as long as the poisoning lasts _(or envenomation if you're a pedant)._ This is a problem because the hotdog goes stale by retaining blood, if the blood is retained too long it runs out of oxygen, and your mini-me needs surgery.
13:38 this shit genuinely scares me. I mean she likes him I guess, still not okay she stalked him to date him without him knowing, but he isn't hurt. But imagine if she wanted to hurt him. How easy it was to find him and get close to him. Genuinely scary.
Honestly, if she was my partner, I’d be so fucking scared that that’s how she found me
I'm shy as fucc irl, but even I can say hi to a person that raises my interest...
ok that woman who got a date in that way freaks me out. If she was a guy would it even be accepted by anyone? If a guy did that to me even if I liked him, I would always feel a little odd about how sneaky he acted
2:28
Friendly reminder that in the comics, Mystique once changed into a man and got a woman she was dating pregnant. Literally the definition of gender fluid.
If you mean the child was Nightcrawler, then that's a complete reimagining of his birth. It WAS Mystique and Azazel that were Nightcrawler's parents.
@@1jotun136
I'm going to be honest, I don't remember details on when in the marvel canon it happened.
I learned about this in an old clickbaity article years ago and then looked up the actual comics referenced, and remember brief story beats. I thought Nightcrawler was her brother or cousin? That's not the instance I'm talking about, I was referring to when Mystique dated some female hero. I will look into it again to see if I can find specifics
Mystique is the gender ocean
Actually it's a recent retcon. In the old days, her shapeshifting is mostly cosmetic and she was more at ease masquerading as folks with site closer to hers. Plus her shtick is mostly being Judas smurfette...
@@saidi7975 I don't read comics, but I remember in the old X-men animated series, Mystic transform in a bird and fly away.
Or maybe it was on X-men evolution?
Yes the spider is venomous and the permanent standing stick it causes is very painful. It lasts a few hours and then you die
That would make sense how it would be the rest of your life
Yup, about 8 hours if you are in good cardiovascular health, if you are a long distance endurance athlete you might have 12 hours to get treatment. The cadiotoxin causes permanent damage to your heart and if you survive all arousal going forward has a high likelihood of being painful but at least it does tend to be slightly larger as the penis has been over filled and stretched to a larger capacity.
If you want a larger piece this is not the way to do it, cosmetic surgery will cost the same as your ER bill.
*LAST BONER*
XD
@@damilitanc No one cares
@@damilitanc^ and also no you aren't lmfao
22:45 Well, the first radio signal powerful enough to exit earth's atmosphere was a speech done by Adolf Hitler in 1936. It was one at a relatively low frequency, but an advanced enough alien species could theoretically enhance the message. Thankfully, it wouldn't be cringe TikToks. Unfortunately, it would be Hitler.
Eh it’s better that way
4:47 I like to imagine that the straight lady had an exceptional partner who got her there multiple times, so to her that wasn't an obvious stopping point
As opposed to the more likely scenario where she'd internalized the idea that "man finishes = we're all done here"
So… when is he gonna…
What is he using to…
How did…
ok but really when does it stop? like do they come to a conclusion of like "hey you done?" "yeah" or what?? because women can "finish" (idk how restrictive youtube censorship is, hope you understand that) multiple times, so there really is no clear cut answer unless its "ok you finish then i finish (or we finish together)"... idk im legit confused
@@breanda …… you might’ve never had one…. Sadly so many women think they have, but in reality have not. Even those who actually have a partner that are attentive and want them to feel good, the woman genuinely just might not know how it feels. It oftentimes incredibly intense (and even when it’s less intense) I know I’m done.. like, laying in a blissful afterglow & feel too sensitive/ tired to continue; which sometimes you can have multiple before feeling too sensitive.
It’s not really something I think about unless it’s not working out? I prefer being alone currently; so this refers to any sexual experience both with and without someone.
It’s definitely not a thing you can decide to “finish” (unless you fake it) since it should just sorta… happen… and when you truly experience it you know. Every couple is different, so sometimes it’s just a favor to their partner and enjoy making their partner feel good, other times one person might want to stop before finishing, and of course there’s times when both finish (and… most often _not_ at the same exact time)
ive got a theory that click is actually just simba, the emotion support demon, and mango all stacked in a trench coat running a youtube channel that got way bigger than they imagined
Quackerus does the editing and typing
XD
Omg i love this 😂😂😂
I've forgotten what the plant's name is but I think the plant is in there too...
Nah Click is Simba's slave. We're all subjected to the rule of cats. They're in charge and not afraid to show it.
Don't give away his secrets like that!
41:01 The fucked up thing is that in my area, there is a shortage of affordable housing... so companies just... keep building more and more high-end luxury apartments that nobody who lives and works here can afford. So they all just sit empty. Extremely frustrating.
Bunch of the closed church complexes here are being converted to apartments (both the actual church building as well as like the old school buildings and like rectors buildings or whatever the religious people who ran that stuff stayed in if they didnt have their own place) - since 2020 though folks from major cities have flooded in and dropped cash for whatever opens up, so literally next to no one who takes a job here can find a place unless they're independently wealthy. It's absolutely wild.
Uhhhh.... ... Revise your place of residence's squatters rights laws? That might help get those houses habited.
Yeah. Where I live there's no such thing as an affordable starter home. Tiny places are now close to a million at minimum and construction companies only build these huge houses with 3 car garages and multiple floors. Apartments are even worse, you can't get a 1 bedroom around here for less than 1200 a month before utilities.
@@PaigeLTS05 These are apartment complexes, not houses, so they likely have keyed entry and security cams that'd make it hard to squat there in the first place
I’m starting to think maybe we’re from the same place lol I’m from China we call them 鬼楼
11:01
What she’s talking about is the unhealthy coping mechanism of blaming the child for a sadly common phenomenon among husbands who become fathers.
A surprisingly high number of husbands tend to neglect their wives when their first child is born, often times because their list of priorities has become disorganized as now the child is at the top of the list.
They want to spend as much possible time prioritizing their baby, as most parents do, but in doing so have lost focus on the other parent. A sad sad psychological experience truly.
So, for that one blocked dude who sent delivery... I did something similar, but to a friend after we had a stupid argument. It WAS stupid, but we both got angry and blocked each other. A couple of days later I sent a sorry with some food she liked to her work, a little before her lunch time. We became friends again and none of the two actually remember why we fought, so... Don't know, it could work? People like food, and saying sorry is not bad. Now, if you use it to harass someone or become insistent on it... Yeah, that's bad.
It's hilarious how the ones that mostly use Ai "art", are the ones who think artists don't deserve to be paid, while they pay for a program that steals from those said artists.
A lot of them think it's "innovation" that will save businesses and startups vast amounts of money because they no longer have to ensure reasonable pay and fair working conditions for artists (even though industry artists are currently horrifically underpaid and mistreated).
But theyre often using it to make "art" that nobody enjoys, nobody wants to see, and cannot be copywritten.
Tell me you don't understand how AI works without telling me.
They pay a tiny subscription fee compared to fair pay for an artist. I can see the logic.
There are some free ai picture programs that are good, so sadly most of them aren't even paying for that probably
@@nitzanshu4695 Even so, it's still stealing.
30:19 When your prompt is "Two pregnant women and child walking through hallway"
More like “pregnant females, two women and a little girl”.
same energy as "alligators do not swim here"
@mwelite1706 Forgot one is a nurse, so most likely "Pregnant woman, nurse, and child walking down hospital hallway"
21:05 The original passage was denouncing pedophilia, not homosexuality.
13:50 this is actually not a new dating strategy but rather a VERY old one. like 1800's and before old lol. If a guy liked a girl, he'd make friends with her father first and if the father liked him, he'd be invited over for some event and officially meet her. If a girl liked a guy, she'd make friends with his mom first, who would tell her husband about the girl, who would get to know her father and invite their family over for some event like a dinner party or dance or something where the girl's father can decide if he likes the guy for his daughter and so their son could meet the girl officially. (ah the the days when women were basically men's property and couldn't openly show interest without her father/owner's permission)
It's permanent until your penis's life ends, or you get a proper antivenom (which is likely only found in a few hospitals in the UK, so potentially quite a while away).
The reason products which help men with getting erections say "if it lasts more than 4 hours contact your doctor" is that if your erection lasts too long, then the blood on there just isn't moving enough and the flesh can become necrotic, bassically meaning your penis is dead and will have to be removed.
Im...just having a mental image of a necromancer having been call to resurrect someone's d---
@@yuki97kiraum... what kind of necromancer ?. The hot lady witch type or the old man sorcerer type ?
@@avidsomething5622 long beard
The penis's life, AND the life of the owner of said penis. Aside from the painful b0ner, the venom also causes increased blood pressure, loss of respiratory functions, loss of muscle fucntion, and eventually end in death from oxygen deprivation.
@@yuki97kiraso a hot dwarf lady? I'm sold
That comment about participation trophies, as someone who grew up in that era, lemmie tell you that it didn't make most of the kids I knew actually think that they were the best for doing the basics. We all knew it was bullshit. WE didn't ask for them, we didn't come up with them.
If anything, the impact on kids was that a lot of them don't seem to take complements seriously.
Completely agree. Have trouble taking compliments seriously. Used to try to sneak out of awards ceremonies without my participation trophy and got upset when my mom forced me to display it next to the trophies for my hard-earned victories.
Yeah, whilst they were still somewhat rare back when I was at school, whenever they did happen, it always felt like a slap in the face. A "oh you might have done so much hard work, but this guy who did literally nothing managed to show up once so is getting the exact same praise".
The people who act like these awards are the root of all entitlement in the world need to get a grip lol
@@llynxfyremusic yep, especially because most of the time the people calling us entitled for being given participation awards are the same generation that were giving us participation awards.
Yep, it was like a slap in the face of "Lol, you tried". I'd rather get nothing.
40:08 As someone whose parents divorced while I was a baby and whose grandparents on both sides divorced when my parents were much older, don't use "for the sake of the baby" as the reason to stay together.
14:25 I legit was waiting for the lady to drop the act and talk about how a guy doing this would automatically (and rightly) be labeled a creepy stalker, to encourage the audience to interrogate their own double standards about predatory behavior in women.
The housing one at the end is even darker - the tiny office building is surrounded by a ton of parking spots. Because more parking garages/spots are built than housing. Our cars will at least have somewhere to live (while we sleep in them)!
Except they then make it illegal to sleep in our cars, so it's just illegal to visibly exist while unhoused. :(
28:51 My elementary school teacher did this to me once. Every other kid got a cool award. I was banned from the award ceremony. They came later and gave me my "award". It was an award for the messiest desk. I was 8 years old. I cried for days after that.
Man teachers were assholes back in the 90s.
I feel like this kind of things can be done in a wholesome way, but this was not it.
My school did "everyone gets an award", which was a few normal ones for stuff like "most likely to succeed", "best flute", etc, with everyone else receiving ones based on inside jokes. I got one for "most likely to lose their backpack while wearing it", delivered to me by the poor teacher who spent 30 minutes in the rain looking for my backpack, which I was wearing under my raincoat.
a school I went to had this ceremony where all the girls (it was an all girls' school) in my grade were supposed to get a present, each girl had her name called out and would come up to get her present. I was the one girl who did not get one. I will never forget that as long as I live.
Yeah.. I was born 1990, my first grade teacher threw a book at me because I was goofing off instead of listening to her read, I cried and she hugged me and shushed me and told me not to tell on her. My third grade teacher caught me hiding behind my arm sucking my thumb because I had anxiety even as a small child and couldn't stop sucking my thumb when I was stressed or tired, and she yelled it to the whole class to humiliate me. My 7th grade math teacher mocked me for not doing a math problem right on the board from our homework, every other answer I'd done was right but he called on me for the one I happened to not get right, and then because I still lived as female then and everyone knew I was a tomboy who hated girly stuff, he said I must not have done any of my homework because I was "too busy playing with dolls like a little girl". In 8th grade I had a PE teacher who would participate in our dodgeball games with us and absolutely wail on us with the ball and leave bruises and red marks on us. Tenth grade my geometry teacher made fun of my coat because she's a sportsfan and it was a Cowboys jacket which was Greek to me, and I told her Idk shit about any of what she's talking about because I don't care or pay any mind to sports, this was the only coat I had and I'm cold so this is what I wore. That same teacher also told me I should stop smoking and I'm gross and I explained that I can't control my dad's addiction to cigarettes or the fact that I legally have to live with my parents so yeah, I'm going to smell like their smelly bad habits, being stuck with them. In eleventh grade my chemistry teacher didn't differentiate lessons between my class, the regular class, and her AP class. I couldn't keep up with her AP material and kept failing or not doing my homework. One day she was handing out the homework for that night and just didn't hand one to me, she stopped giving me my homework because she felt like if I wasn't doing it and underatanding it, I didn't even deaerve class participation, and I wound up failing.
I have had some great teachers, but many were just total assholes who have no business around kids.
Sadly this sort of trend isn't just a 90's thing. I can't remember exactly when this happened, but I do recall hearing a story not too long ago about a school catching some serious heat because they gave a student who has ADHD a "least likely to pay attention in class" award.
@@EagleTimberWolf I know it wasn't a 90's thing. I was not a kid in the 90's.
24:30 I didn't even notice the interracial part til he said it,, I thought it was bc she had red hair and they were gonna be like "no, that all Irish people have red hair is a stereotype, way to assume🙄" I'm 🤡
The granny one upping the girl with tongue tying absolutely killed me
She is the funniest person alive
The co-wife thing made me so mad! I was the first-born, looked like my father until my teens - so much that if my younger brother and I stood beside each other, and my cousins on my mother's side were there too, they would count me as an only child and assign my brother as my cousins' brother! I NEVER WAS A CO-WIFE. I guess even dyed-blondes can inheirit some of the stupid!! (All blondes aren't stupid I know - but that lady didn't do them any favors!)
As a first born daughter who also took after my father in some ways at least, same
Dumb blonde actually became a term because of dyed blondes, because 'the box dye/bleach klled off the brain cells'
I feel sorry for my sister-in-law. She and my brother have 5 kids who look just like my brother. In fact, they look more like me than they do like her (because I look like my brother).
that thing was originally a tweet tweeted by one of those alt right tradwives so
@@-enigma-8218Insular communities giving off pedo vibes?
Not surprised.
31:25 You're misunderstanding the image, the Baby is part of his safety equipment, it acts as a decoy.
10:41 This reminds me of an idea I've had for a while of a subreddit called r/HingedAF where the idea is that it's just a bunch of people saying really normal rational things, but it's framed in such a way that makes them seem utterly deranged.
Alright, I'll bite. Do you have any examples?
@@MaskedReviews I haven't found one, but if anyone does, you can have this for free.
I once read a description of a book that was metal af. Books are nothing more dead trees that have been mutilated and tattooed, bound by preserved animal flesh, that we display on more tree corpses and many people ( me included) enjoy the scent of. 😅
Edit: spelling corrections
@@hydrosan13 Now that is a great example of something that is HINGED AF. Because it's just true, but put in one of the craziest ways possible.
Trees are making the sun more chaotic.
This is because when trees grow the matter that forms them becomes less chaotic, with the energy and molecules entering a more ordered state. However, this energy has to come from somewhere - e.g. the sun. This results in the sun’s entropy increasing as it becomes more disordered, thus meaning trees are making the sun chaotic.
(Defining entropy as a measure of chaos is widely debated in the science community but for this purpose it is worthwhile to assume it is true.)
28:04 to be fair, as an Ex Mormon, the planets make sense, because in all of my 11 years of primary school, the only thing that I remember being taught was that when I die I will be the God of my own planet - it very much probably gave me a god complex - maybe the family is just looking at the planets that they will rule over when they die 🥰
i am an artist so wenever somene tells me "AI can do better!" ......they don't realize i have power. so i draw them pregnant. I DRAW THEM GETTING RAILED BY MY OCS, AI'S GONNA STEAL OUR JOBS?? YEAH, WELL, MY OC'S GONNA STEAL YOUR VIRGINITY!!
that took a turn
Ai can’t do better with my own Oc’s,I will always surpass Ai.
Yesssss this is a perfect counter.
i- i guess they were right that the years after 2000 would cause us all to wreck havoc
im sorry what? in what world is that okay?
14:14 That is basically what president Theodore Roosevelt did with his first wife. He became friends with her entire family, so they saw him as a good fit to be the woman's husband.
Different times, though!
This woman went old school. She was vetted by the family before she dated the guy. Getting the mother's approval is the best recommendation.
She ought to get the date just on perseverance.
But if a guy did it today people would say he was was a creep/ pervert
@@richardrobinson5824 if you meet the family, you have a leg up on anyone on a dating app.
If you're creepy, you'll get filtered out before the date.
@@richardrobinson5824 because it is creepy to dox someone and then go for family for approval. First Roosevelt didn't doxx them. Second, the woman at that time didn't have the right to choose herself. So it needs to be family.
7:26 I love how E implies that the physician is ALSO a gang member, even if he/she has just been inducted, in a style similar to Hal Jordan receiving the Green Lantern ring from Abin-Sur.
29:30
I'm from Italy and there's a big biking competition called "Giro d'Italia" essentially a big biking marathon across the country.
Some time ago there was a prize for the last place, a black shirt (while the one for first is a pink one). They had to remove it because people started purposefully going slow as shit to win the last place prize instead of trying to go as far ahead as possible.
21:45 those Praying Mantis tests were done in captivity, and eating heads was caused by stress and hunger, which skewed them
In nature they don't do that except for the rare occasion
On the other hand, orb weaver spiders regularly eat their mates after sex.
fun but not so fun fact the girl at 15:29 was actually arrested twice for having sexual relations with her two dogs, she had sent content to ppl thru snap and had them pay for it, she still says she doesnt regret it as well so.. :/
What. 😦😦
Bro why the fuck is she just let out like this?! Shes obviously gonna do it again if shes openly talking about she doesn't regret it. This is so fucked up, I feel horrible for the poor dogs that she took advantage of and abused.
scumbag gonna scumbag.
After reading this I thought it would be Whitney again but now i guess there's two of them. Great.
On the one hand sex with animals is weird and gross, on the other hand - I assume she wouldn't be put in jail for it. I'm not even sure what a reasonable punishment would be other than taking away the dogs. And somehow banning her from owning them if that were enforceable.
32:40 that Japanese Video looks really like the type of video someone will say “I watch it for the plot”😂
34:37 Drew Gooden moment!! We love him
Lack of psychical housing is not the reason for the housing crisis, they are building apartment complexes and new development areas all the time where I live and we barely have any room as it is. Prices are still really expensive. The economy isn't doing good and there's not enough regulations on house ownership so landlords are extorting tenants.
Landlords extorting. Banks and investment firms buying up housing as soon as it goes on the market so that they can hold on to it for however long they choose as housing is basically guaranteed to increase in value as long as it remains a commodity. Construction companies building mostly luxury apartments/homes that are far out of the affordable range for the people who live in the area because those provide a better return on investments for banks and investment firms. Landlords purchasing and subdividing homes that would normally be purchased by couples looking to begin their families. Etc...
*physical I believe
@@violeth2255 and if you're single you're even more screwed.
Exactly, and the people insisting it's a housing shortage all work in real estate or building development, they want everyone to believe we need more houses so their lucrative careers are still useful. In reality, there are so many abandoned properties that new development should be completely phased out until they're sold or given away, properties that can't be sold within a reasonable time and continue depreciating should just be given away, it's an expense and money drain at that point, but people are obsessed with the idea of owning property and never giving it up unless they get money for it. But they build so many houses now, houses should be free, because no one is buying them. They're wasting money and space to build homes and developments and then not let anyone live there because there is no market of people able to afford the homes. It's all a scam at our expense and the expense of what little open land is left for us to enjoy.
About ai, I saw a post once saying that if you ever want to beat an incriminating photo just wear a fake plastic sixth finger ring and if it's shown in the photo just point it out and say " aha that's ai generated because I don't have six fingers" should win every time
6 fingers is the easiest mutation to have, since it's controlled by a single gene and it's a dominant. Normal people are all recessive.
@@davidaugustofc2574 but it’s pretty obvious if a person in real life has 6 fingers or not.
@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake we're all telling facts here
22:35 The first thing they would see would probably be the most hated man in the world because that was the first message that Earth sent into space.
4:52 I told mymum about this a few years back and she had a long thought before just saying "yeah how do they"....
35:07 There's actually a phenomenon where military men try to marry as soon as possible, because if they do that means they're allowed to stay in a house on base instead of in the barracks. Often these women are then abused emotionally and physically because the guy doesn't actually love them and uses them as a means to an end.
The stormtroopers thing can get a little darker if you acknowledge that not all of those shots have to be fired at other stormtroopers.
And with how often they miss...
18:44 "if you dont know what it is, you cant afford it"
29:02 I don't know if it still exists but there was a stipendium in Germany for those who had a perfect 4.0 Abitur (basically the lowest possible passing grade in our high schools' final exams), because it was said that passing the final exams and all other subjects with the bare minimum was very hard to pull off and deserved an award
Are we sure that the click isn't AI? What if he's just an AI made by the Emotional Support Demons?
That sounds cute. Now I want scientist ESDs with glasses
Blasphemy! The ESD's would never use AI!
It could explain his outrageously handsome visage and charm.
What is the ESDs are being controlled by the government of western fence lizards
>.>
27:38 HOLY FUCK i didn’t NOT expect to see “Made in Abyss” randomly. That entire scene is so visceral horrifying, the anime is such a masterpiece in storytelling. i just wish there wasn’t so much weird fanservice given the characters are literally ~12
Yeah... Made In Abyss is a really good anime, until the author randomly decides to make you feel bad for watching it. Generally the main thing people don't like about it.
And it gets worse every time, the movie was worse than season 1, and season 2 is so much worse than the movie, the only anime to make want to cry and throw up at the same time, truly a masterpiece
Agreed. Its such amazing storytelling. Disturbing yet captivating. But i cannot recommend it to anyone bc its like the perfect fanservice anime for pedos w a torture kink.
I always wondered why people had such a strong emotional reaction to it because it wasn't that bad like yeah her arm almost getting cut off wasn't "Nice" but it wasn't bad... then the last episode hit me like a truck... and then the truck hit me again.
Made in abyss is peak
29:00 Oh yes it's real, and there's other negative ones like "Most dangerous park"
28:45
Yes it is.
There's also "worst food", "most boring coaster" and similar ones.
29:31 they gave the shortest kid in my class “the tallest student” award
The shortest kid in my class, 8th grade, was like 3'5. One day his parents came to pick him up, back then they could come to the classroom. His dad was 6'5, and his mom was at least 6'. He was sitting next to me, as he was best friends with me and my bf, and said, "yeah, we don't know where I get it from either."
I still wonder if he ever had a growth spurt.
HORROR STORY
The only LIVING student
@@ladykoiwolfe likely
@@ladykoiwolfemy friend was around 155cm until he was like 16 ,within little time he grew and since then he been around the higher end of 180cm
That's one of the plot points in the BlazBlue franchise. Things happened, the protagonist failed to stop the bad guys and then, you play again, an it's supposed to be story repeating itself. Not many of the characters were aware of this cycle,, including the protagonist; and those who knew, didn't tell anyone because it was useless, people will forget again and again.
So, when you find someone who knows, they show it in various ways, like being bored to death, worried trying to find a way to finally break the cycle etc. They even leave some clues for the player as to what's happening, even if the other characters don't understand those clues.
The character arch for one of the antagonists is that at the end of the first game, he manages to remember the last cycle, and that makes him less antagonistic (but not less of an asshole).
Fuck the NOL.
14:43 poor guy is going on a date with someone just to get his mum off his back. He thinks the worst thing about her is that she shares older people interests with his mum, the stalking is a plot twist he has no idea is coming
14:53 I can tell you guys that it works. mothers are a good way to reach a girl you like and if both are single then if the daughter declines you can date the mom
We need 100 million more TheClicks and Brennan Lee Mulligans
Edit: thanks for not being rabid or taking a bad interpretation of my comment and not being too weird about it. I mean, you can be fun weird of course.
Can we breed them together to get the ultimate Clicky Lee Mulligan? Brennan Lee Click?
i wish more people were like the click tbh
edit: andrewtateloverss, the bot, stumbles upon the click and decides to take his incel computation to this awesome af swedish guy's vids
Imagine Click playing his Bard Steve Wonderwall in a dimension20 or Critical Roll Episode (at best with both Matt and Brennan)
I can only imagine the chaos of a collab of him on Game Changer with Mulligan and I never knew I needed this to happen until just now.
My dream come true!
I find it really funny how Click just overlooks the fact that the man is swiping Tinder in a f*cking military exercise 35:15
Drill Sgt: Discharge your weapons!
Private: Yes sir! *rapidly swipes right*
18:39 if you have to ask big man, you cant afford it.
the whole sign is a scene from beerfest! such a funny movie from 2006.
31:02 I did not expect an Scott pilgrim meme but I'm all here for it
The grandma with the Coke sign? The 10 HJ, $15 BJ, $20 ZJ sign?
That’s a quote from BeerFest, it’s Barry’s intro speach when they find him. It’s a BeerFest reference! (They never explain what a ZJ is in the movie.)
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it"
@@tarrastemenBut I have $20 right here...
(22:24) Also using the term "native" like if only those who are considered "red" to be the only native humans.
14:08 I really hope that guy sees her video! That’s crazy!
the girl who was talking about how she stalked a dude made even more tiktoks about how she continued to follow him. she even made one about how she snuck into his home and looked into his room. the worst part is how many people think that it's fine that she could (saying could since im really hoping its rage bait) have done this.
Well... That is terrifying and illegal. 😅
I really really hate that 'rage bait' has become so ubiquitous that we pass off genuinely disturbing stuff as bait.
Especially when most of the sites these pop up on are mainly kids who can't tell the difference and think it's ok. Sorry for the boomer rant lol
@@DestinyKillerThis is a millennial approved boomer rant. Modern life is stressful and anger-filled enough without people making content JUST to piss other people off as some kind of 'joke'.
Especially because it gives the real thing a smokescreen, which I hadn't even thought about before
@@hmnhntr Another millenial here. The thing is, in today's society, I couldn't even tell if it's rage bait or real.
@@johapunkt3053The Alt-Right Playbook has an episode talking about exactly this. It's a veeeerrrrrry convenient cover for people who actually believe those things. You can blatantly advertise your garage beliefs and sort everyone who responds. Positively? Contact them directly and continue the discussion. Negatively? It was just a joke, or rage bait, no worries!
Maybe joking about certain things just isn't acceptable. Jokes have a punchline. "I'm a terrible person!" isn't a joke by itself.
The first post is actually referring to the Brazilian Wandering Spider, whose bite can cause a 4hr+ long er*cti*n before causing heart failure. It’s terrifying, it’s huge, and I’m constantly scared for my life when I go to the market 👌
Unrelated comment incoming:
Your PFP just made my day.
Wait is this spider only found in the Amazonia forest? Because I remember seing a super big spider on a rock when I was raking bath in a river in the Atlantic forest as a kid, and I don't know if this was real or just my imagination
@@petalaregina8835 from what I know it’s typically found in central and South America but got its name after being discovered in Brazil. They can be found in supermarkets around the bananas because the sometimes get packaged up along with banana shipments going to other countries. So it might have been a totally legit memory. Glad to see you’ve made it past that fiend of an eight-legged friend 🫡
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose thank you so much, Corvids are adorable as babies
@@sageluciencorvus4713 It’s a good thing, too, because they’re beyond loudly demanding. Lol. But really it’s a privilege to observe them because their clever parents keep them hidden so carefully.
39:07 lmao Dude goes to jail for feeling up women on public transport and is all like "It was worth it!"
edit: couple alternative theories:
A. He's bi and enjoys both doing the crime and paying the time
B. He's not the one who broke that specific law; he's who you'll share a cell with if you break it, and he'll be happy to see you. (but as above, this could backfire if the person being punished is bi)
6:31 What a wonderful mugshot!
About the awards. Another bad one is "Most Improved". Let's face it, what it means is "Wow! You used to _really suck_ at this, and now you're about average!"
Yeah i remember one time really wanting that "most improved" award bc i felt like I'd gone from a slightly below average bench warmer to one of the best defensive players on the team, but it was instead given to the girl who was really really bad that became decent by the end of the season. It made her happy, so I'm not salty about it, but the award definitely consistently goes to the worst player.
Gotten one of those before. It's honestly nice. Better than people pretending I didn't suck before.
I don't know, I feel like that one at least suggests that the effort they've put in to get better has paid off.
14:00 I was expecting the HolUp to be the mom introducing her to his brother instead of him.
(26:04) As someone who has worked with a cash register; you don't do maths. You scan things and accept payment. The machine does all calculations.
29:00
in some races (like the Iditarod) there is actually an award for the last person who finishes.
Because being able to finish at all is an amazing achievement, and being the last means you kept going even though you knew you were going to lose, and maybe werent even sure you would make it to the finish on time
"just build more houses!" there's more empty houses in the US than there is homeless people but the banks get government funds for every empty house they ow. Naturally the banks keep building more houses and raising the price so high people can't afford them. No more risky loans, just free cash from Uncle Sam
Old people always make trends infinitely better
(8:50) "No heavier than 100kgs"
Jokes on him, you don't measure heaviness in kilogram-seconds.
Sigh, I'm one of the exceptions to having teeth at 37. Genetics & multiple meds for my disability rotted them all out 😢
0:55 for those that want to know if that is real, there is a species of spider known as the Brazilian wandering spider, or Phoneutria nigriventer, whose bite can lead to priapism-a condition that causes a long-lasting and often painful erection. This effect is due to a toxin in the spider's venom that can affect the nervous system. However, it's worth noting that such an erection is not exactly "permanent" but can last for several hours and can cause discomfort and other severe symptoms. Medical treatment is usually required to manage these effects. The reports of such bites are relatively rare, and while serious, they have contributed to research on treating erectile dysfunction
I read a story about a fella whose erection lasted more than 3 years after his bite. He said it was some of the worse pain he's ever felt.
Three years seems unlikely. How could he have peed?
@@godrickstockwell1505 wow, that must have been like a nightmare, 3 years having to deal with painful erections nonstop? I would have gone insane after just a few hours.
@@peytonmac1131 it's perfectly possible to pee while erected without missing, whether sitting or standing.
@@rubixtheslime It's more about your body doesn't let you pee with an erection, rather than whether or not you can aim.
20:20 click take your meds we talked about this
34:10 I'm looking to get the job of being one of the consultants who designs the trail of clues that leads to secret organizations. Have to try for something different, after never finding any leads for my dream job of crisis actor.
The 4 is green.
Take a left at orange.
4:31 an r/holup moment in an r/holup video
This is advanced video techniques
That r/HolUp moment at 16:39 when the battery started spinning made me burst out laughing REALLY loud 😂😂😂 I know there's a gif out there on the internet with a ceiling fan that when turned on, the lamps are rotating instead of the fan blades, this video reminded me of that 😆
2:59 that dominant post reminded me of another story. A biology teacher said that sperm contains more glucose than pure sugar. A girl asked why sperm did not taste sweet. While the class erupted in laughter, the teacher answered it is because the sweet taste buds are on the tip of the tongue, not in the back of the throat.
I'm sorry to say, but that answer is wrong. Sweet taste buds are present all across the tongue and are just slightly more sensitive at the tip of the tongue.
Its a good comeback tho, violeth
@@violeth2255 that story was from a website of jokes in the 1990s. Even if the story is true, it was certainly simplified to its simplest elements.
@@ghyslainabel also in the '90s it was believe in the scientific community that taste buds were segmented, the studies that found taste buds are universally distributed happens in the late 0's/early teens
My brain…
There is zero glucose in pure sugar.
The tastebud thing is a myth.
20:19 WHY WAS THAT SO CUTE OMG
I lucked out with my girlfriend on a dating app. After atarting with the standard "hi how are you"s, we ended up starting to talk about hobbies and other things and just hit it off naturally and we've been dating for a little over a year now. I adore her
The Ant-Man resize thing. Physics says force is applies equally in both directions. Hence You remember what happened to the rich guys in the sub last year? *SPLAT* no more Ant-Man.
What if..he wore a sharp rotating blade armour so its like shredding from the inside and thus ant man safe
Even if he resized the force he would need to do so at would cause an implosion taking out ant man along with Thanos. If he can't resize fast enough he would just be crushed because bone and muscle is not easily moved, he would be trapped.
Same force, different mechanical load/stress. An easy to understand exaple showing this effect: pulling a rope is different from pushing it. Where and how force applies to an object is an factor as well. The human body is well equipped to handel getting squisched from the outside. It is not equipped to getting streches from the inside in that extend.
(Sorry stuggeling a bit with the correct vocabulary. Not a native speaker)
@@mistbiene774 Thanos isn't a human and based on his size and build I suspect he's a lot tougher physically than your ordinary human.
@@mistbiene774your English is good!
36:51 I do believe Click may have over estimated the straightness of his following 😂
Online dating honestly got so popular both because of anxiety of meeting in person, and a lack of third spaces.
Edit: it commodified love and interaction as luxuries. Even the free ones commodify feelings. It’s so strange imo.
I imagine a botanist named Summer right now is listening and equal parts flattered, concerned, and confused.
As a Canadian watching people struggle to pronounce Avril Lavigne is funny. She's actually a really sweet and wholesome person which is something you don't often find among popular celebrities.
Well, as a Canadian, watching people misspell Avril Lavigne is pretty funny too.
Well, it’s a frankified spelling of a variation of Ashkenazi Levite last name.
The grandfather or great grandfather, I forget which, was Jewish.
“Levi” is pronounced “lay-vee” and the “n” was just added when Jews were forced to have last names so they could put it in their paperwork.
We were “man son-of father’s-name” or “woman daughter-of mother’s-name” before that.
“Le-veen” or “lay-veen” would have been the original.
This isn’t useful information, but I told you anyway.
@@GretchZ Lavigne is from French. I don't know what you're on about.
Frankified.
French-ised.
Via France.
You rarely know what anyone is on about.
Could be further back that great grandfather.
She is not at all Jewish, of course.
3:20 The English word you're searching for is, "recessive".
20:25 “I see people sometimes” You okay Click? Is the schizophrenia kicking in?
The clip on 13:03 is so fucking creepy. Pretty sure it's a crime or should be. This video includes a lot of ppl comiting crimes and potential crimes.
I learned recently that Praying Mantis females will only eat their mates 13-28 percent of the time
Those that do, however, have healthier and stronger eggs, due to the high-quality protein
In some species, males have even been observed offering themselves up as a meal late in the season to increase the survivability of their offspring!