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furries aren't real
Furries aren't real? Tell that to my bf, Click lmao
Edit: I'm surprised nobody has linked every subreddit vid you've covered about furries yet. Would be amusing to see x3
Know who loves raycon everyday e 27 earbuds? Mike Tyson.
Know who has never smashed their raycon everyday e 27 earbuds with a 25 pound sledgehammer? Mike Tyson.
Also, yes we are. :3
Furries are real and they’re in your comment section :3
I've watched so much of your content my friends are now convinced I'm a furry. I am not a furry
I recognized a large amount of these accounts. I am so happy Click is covering Tumblr omg my two safe spaces have collided
In the US, 'not guilty because fuck that guy' is actually totally a thing. It's called jury nullification. Even if the evidence is overwhelming that the defendant committed the crime they were accused of, if the jury all agree that they were justified in their actions they can 100% give a 'not guilty' verdict and the court has to uphold it.
Fun fact: Jury Nullfication also works the other way around, the judges can look at a clearly innocent man and say "nah, fuck you! Go to jail!".
unfortunately, the mention of it will also get you kicked out of the jury pool lol.
@@EmmariscobarImagine being so unlikeable that 12 people would unanimously agree to send you to jail for no reason.
@@pennyforyourthots Yeah, that's called jury tampering. And in extreme cases, it can result in the entire jury pool being tossed out because what you said poisoned the entire pool.
@@EmmariscobarYup, that happened in the Albert Fish case. The jury outright admitted that they were confident Albert was insane and therefore his insanity plea would apply, but it doesn't matter because they wanted to kill him regardless. Death penalty it was!
Now, I'm very happy about their decision because I think that he WAS sane so it would've been a mistake to give him the insanity defense.
The proof is that his children defended him tooth and nail insisting that he wasn't a sadist and never laid a finger on them, never approached them sexually, etc. They thought their words were exonerating or lightening his crimes somehow, but to me it did the clear opposite.
The insanity defense is "I don't know right from wrong" or "I couldn't control myself". The fact that he spared his own children from the atrocities he was constantly committing to other children proves that he knew full well that it was wrong. He wouldn't dare do it to his own (many) children who he loved very much, therefore there is no way he didn't know he shouldn't be doing it at all.
Also the "I can't control myself" defense isn't worthy of an insanity plea either. Like with the weepy-voiced killer, if he was truly so broken up about killing people and wanted it to stop/wanted to be arrested he would've walked into a police station the first or second time. Once he was on serial killer status and still claiming he was soooooo devastated and never wanted this to happen it was clearly BS.
(obligatory acknowledgement that succeeding in getting the insanity plea defense is not a get out of jail free card, you're probably better off going to prison. but if you're doing it to dodge a death penalty then I'm all for the jury nullification present in the Albert Fish case. that whole jury was full of chads fr)
as an ex-Texan, I can tell you there is indeed a term for "both wholesome and patronizing" and it is "Bless your heart"
"darling child" too.
a tEXan
In Oklahoma, it's a polite way to say "F*** you" lmao
Thats an example, yes.
@@nbridgeman614 lol I was thinking that while writing this XD
Japanese folklore be like "Don't spit on the sidewalk, or else the Egg Demon with the face of an old woman will eat your toes off"
Is that one real. It sounds like it
Dont trust pretty women, they might want to *checks list* use their controle over *checks writing* fire breathing spiders to trap you like a spider and kill you- what the fuck 😭
Japanese folklore gives off the vibe that the storytellers were VERY high well telling the stories- this applies to all folklore btw (looking at you, floating horse head that rap battles you for your alchohol).
Don't put your shoes on in the wrong order, or else the wall won't let you get to work
don't trust the pretty woman, she might shoot her hair at you
As a bi woman, I see SO many posts by other bi women that bash our attraction to men, which seems to stem from us getting ostracised by other sapphic women for not being queer enough. It's gross and really needs to stop
I've been told that I'm just faking being bi for attention so many times because I am in a long-term monogamous relationship with a man. The people who say this simply refuse to accept that we, as a couple, would see any involvement with anyone outside of the relationship cheating.
It's strange because I so rarely see the counterpart - bi men bashing each other for being with women.
Maybe it's out there, but I haven't seen it
It's even worse when coming from straight women. Like sis it's not funny or quirky to bash an entire gender for existing, it's toxic AF
I think it has to do with how each gender views the power dynamics of the relationships. Like Sapphic women railing on bi women for being with men is from the idea that maybe they are fetishizing sapphic relationships and just doing for 'funsies', while also being concerned that bi women are in relationships with men who are misgynostic or just the patriarchy in general..... while most in my estimation are bad actors, I believe that there is some genuine concern mixed with paranoia. It's why I don't really consider myself bi... because I don't want to be accused of fetishizing bi relationships when I've only ever had cishet relationships. @@hmnhntr
@@hmnhntr not the exact same thing but my ex bf who was bi constantly complained to me that he wished I was a man or had a pen1s, I'm not straight either but I didn't complain to him for not being a woman🥲🥲
I actually had the "i am an adult and can do what I want" moment back in late 2020...I was watching videos about reptiles and going "man if only I could own a reptile"...then I realized "hang on I am an adult woman who lives alone... I don't have to ask permission!" so I went to do some more research into their care and now I own a tiny adorable crested gecko.
*me who finished plant nerd school during spring and could only get 4 months of job in my field before the snow came and my foreseeable future only has snow plowing as a job. having s**t pay and how much I can work is entirely based natures whims. Also I was already broke*
yes, I agree.
YO LITERALLY I LOVE THOSE MOMENTS. One time, I lived next door to a Dairy Queen and they had these ice cream cake pizzas that looked really good. And one night I'm sitting at home watching TV, and I see a commercial for one and I'm like "I want one of these."
And that's when I realized that I was 20 and I could, indeed, go next door and get me an ice cream cake pizza from Dairy Queen. I got an oreo one, and it was REALLY good.
I had the same moment at 24-25. Went out n got a ball python that I named Spicy Dotty 🥰🥰
This is how I started my anime Dvd collection, now I got two bookshelves worth.
My brother had this experience with bunnies. He's now working on becoming a vet and has an insane amount of information on bunnies
Technically, humans are bioluminescent, but our eyes are too weak to pick it up. Shine on you crazy diamond
The Taric quote, yessssss ♡♡♡
You just sent me on a pure gold rabbit-hole google. God, I love you for that one.
is it blackbody radiation?
I think you meant fluorescent, since bioluminescence implies the cells have/ are the thing that creates the glowing, when in reality our cells reflect the uv light from the sun in a way that would make us glow certain colours. With a strong enough uv light we can see the cool patterns/ colours, but you'd have to use a camera to get the images since looking into the light would be damaging lol
@@jeffery9543 no, I do mean bioluminescent! We glow brightest in the afternoon and around our faces!
As a woman myself, the “look at this funky lookin squirrel” trick wouldn’t exclusively work on men. I’d fall for it too
We'll have to save that one for the Buffy reboot. Lol
Girl same. Cheers to the weird kids in school who became weirder adults 😂
three's a crowd
Enby here and I would also fall for it
No one demographic is immune to the funky squirell
The Rocket Man thing was an episode of the Big Bang Theory. Wolowitz wanted that to be his nickname, but I think it was his mother yelling to him about his cereal that ended up getting him nicknamed Froot Loops.
Was looking for this comment 😂
@@chanterelle483 Same xD
I was scrollin thru tryna find it. I knew wat he was talkin bout but couldn't remember where, tried Google too, that didn't work. That was gonna bug me if I couldn't find it lol.
This. As Howard [Wolowitz] is getting briefed via a Skype call in preparation for him going to the international space station, he tries to get an astronaut ['Mass' Massimino?] to nickname him 'Rocket Man' by playing the song Rocket Man on his phone during the call. But then his mother shouts up to him asking if he wants a bowl of Fruit Loops for breakfast, leading to Howard sheepishly explaining to the astronaut that he still lives with his mother, and thus getting immediately nicknamed Fruit Loops
Only re-explaining because I need to infodump at least once today
@@chanterelle483i was also making sure someone else said this 😂
I heard a version of the laxative plan where the person's family doctor knew about the lunch thief and "prescribed" the laxatives to be taken with food. Next time the lunch thief not only became incredibly sick, but was also fired by HR and charged with stealing prescription medication😈
Or you can put something really spicy in it.
@@firestorm5371 yeah but that's not as funny :3
@@kooskoos12345 but legal
@@firestorm5371 So was the story top comment wrote?
@@firestorm5371 that was just be a win for them. spicy food on top
Karma IS a valid court ruling in the US. It's called jury nullification--the jury can technically rule not guilty for any reason they want, even if the law and evidence say guilty.
Yes this! As long as the jurors don't enter the court with the intention of nullification, as that's considered contempt of court. You'll also 100% be dismissed if they discover you know about nullification, as they don't want you to use it.
God I love stupid law…
I mean, they use this for rich white men all the time.
No no no. This is just a feature of jury trials and double jeopardy. As a juror you are required to follow the law being applied. Even a hint of jury nullification can result in an immediate mistrial. You aren’t allowed to rule based on your feelings, you can however just ignore the rules and do what you want, you just aren’t supposed to.
@@Loveofmisery I just love how you always have to lump in all three categories whenever you want to complain about anything in the world.
Fun fact: Before the release of Zootopia, Disney quietly promoted the movie at furry conventions across the country.
Also Shakira insisted on Gazelle having a thick arse
source?
@@ArcanineEspeonRandom film stills were distributed alongside concept art. So they started being passed around, leading to the charity fundraiser fiasco selling concept art.
They knew their target audience well
@@AceOfBlackjack That makes it sound like they were distributed to the public. Also, charity fundraiser fiasco?
I can see myself using "Chat" as a way to punish my students for not paying attention. I'm an early millennial, they're all zoomers. Next time they screw up recrystalising a synthesis of paracetamol I'm totally up for saying "Ok chat where do we think they screwed up? Looks like they didn't cool this before filtering yeah? Put it down below" then walking off and leaving them wondering if I've inhaled too many fumes or if one of my many badges are a live stream body cam
brilliant, just brilliant. Let us know how it goes
Do it, thanks.
About changing technology:
I remember reading about this. Someone was visiting their great-grandmother and this very old woman asked them "I bet your parents say things like 'we had to live without those smart-thingys you're always glued to' don't they?" "Yes" "My parents said the same thing to me about electricity".
This has happened as long as technological innovation has. Traveling by foot switched to trains and cars. Sail boats to steamers. Parchment and ink to printing press, loom weaving to knitting machines. It will continue to happen. Old people will feel superior about their hardship and young people will keep rolling their eyes.
Yeah, I was guilty of being snobby about tiktok. I'm not on it that much, but I'm glad I finally gave it a chance. If you're only seeing thirst traps and dancing videos, that's 100% your fault because that's what you decided to like on the app. It's not all shallow (and there's nothing wrong with indulging in shallow content from time to time).
@@msjkramey Yeah, still not gonna try it :P
Okay, mostly because I want to limit social media use, I know it would consume a lot of my time. CZcams already takes enough.
This might not have been meant like that, but somehow this statement made me wonder if one day I will understand the old people's "Young people are spoiled because they have all this comfortable technology we didn't have back then" attitude.
I hope I don't, because it seems either really stupid or borderline narcissist level of petty to me to condemn the young for enjoying what the older generations spent much of their life building (meaning the work was worth it), especially seeing how the desire to make life better for oneself and our offsprings has ALWAYS been one of, if not THE biggest motivation behind all mankind's achievements! 💁♂️
@@msjkramey i still dont want tiktok because my attention span is already super short and i feel like tiktok would shorten it even more :,)
And then there's wise old people like that great grandma! She likely lived at a time of hardship that made her wish she never had to go through it again😢❤
Hey Click I showed my Autism coach the emotional support demon and she's ordering some for her patients to use during sessions! I thought you might get a kick out of knowing that that a therapist is ordering them (note: Autism coach is not an ABA treatment provider for those worried)
it could be acesd
This is beautiful!
Hey Click, your emotional support demons are autism coach approved!
They are fulfilling their true destiny! First, they’ll emotionally support your therapists office, next, the world!
This was my adult moment.
I thought I want a glow in the dark emotional support demon. I ordered said 😈
I am a grown-up with bank account.
Buy me some awesome toys.
That is so freaking awesome! I have an emotional support demon...and Mongo, a white kitten I inheritated from my late mother, a sock monkey, a dauschund, Winnie the Pooh, a wolf cub, a slightly demonic looking bunny my cousin crocheted for me and a big ladybug. I am also 55
Fun Fact! The "Train crab" is a magical item FROM DND. YOU CAN GIVE IT TO YOUR PARTY, YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO INVENT IT! JUST GIVE IT TO WHO YOU WANT!
Yep the aparator of kwalish if i remember correctly
Thanks now I'm picture ring a gaint "train crab" vs a purple worm it's a awsome picture but I know it wouldn't work....
Edit I mean a literary a gain crab or crabs in a shape like a train it's dnd so...it's a creative leap.
@@arialash1113dnd campaign set in a studio Ghibli world.
WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK
I have a couple of American idioms to clear up for Click and any other international friends here:
First, the "giant boy from Texas who is God's favorite" is an American mythological character named Paul Bunyon. He also has a gigantic blue ox named Babe.
Next, the term "buttf*ck Egypt" (also sometimes simply called BFE) just means the middle of nowhere, a very remote location. It's not referring to any place in the country of Egypt.
I'd sat Bunyan is folklore, mythology requires a layer of separation most tall tales don't have, like Johnny Appleseed isn't a relic of an age gone by, he's at most old-timey
Buttf**k, Egypt = Podunk, [insert rural state here] ?
Paul Bunyan was a logger, and the blue ox was blue because it froze and was re-thawed. Not Texan, but Northwest. Texas had Pecos Bill, who rode tornadoes.
@@anna9072 I forgot all about Pecos Bill! 😆
ETA: And he may not have been from Texas, but they were def referencing Paul Bunyon. Maybe they just conflated "everything is bigger in Texas" with the Bunyon folklore?
@@C.L.Hinton very likely. That tends to happen in folklore. But having been exposed to both legends growing up, they were actually very different characters.
I fucking LOVE guys telling on themselves it’s like “My dude, in what reality is admitting you can’t get a woman to climax a point of pride!?”
Yep. Like I'm a sex repulsed asexual and even I know that's not how that works.
A gay reality?
@@josephdavis9234 nah, gay men who slept with women before coming out to themselves were fairly often decent lovers to their wives/girlfriends, IF they actually slept with them. More likely to go slow, into hands and toys, trying to get the gal off, not as focused on getting off at her expense, experimentation, emotional or affectionate connecting. Gay men dont neccessarily find women repulsive, for many its just an absence of physical desire drive.
@@josephdavis9234what?😊
@@josephdavis9234I mean lesbians exhist.
Japanese folklore: That pretty young woman by the waterfall is actually a spider demon
Don't go near her! She guards the entrance to Old Hell and can manipulate sicknesses, specifically viruses and even more specifically COVID-19.
Sometimes a kitsune, who is also probably going to kill you. In fact I hear the kitsune stories most often. People love their fox girls I guess lol (any idea where I can read about the spider demons?)
As a pretty young woman I confirm this
As a Canadian I can confirm that the plural word for Moose is definitely Meese
Edit: It's a joke guys calm down
Likewise, the plural of asparagus is most certainly asparageese!
No way lol
@@ItsAsparageeseasparagoose.
Meeses
As an alaskan saying meese reliquishes your spot in the kingdom of heaven
In ‘ye olden days’ bird hunting was done with rocks from a sling, so flying-types being weak to rocks actually makes perfect sense 👍🏼
2 Birds 1 Stone
As a German I can confirm, we do not smile. If you see a picture of a German smiling it‘s photoshopped, obviously
Lol ok
Could js be a hostage situation
As someone who visits Germany a lot for studies I have never seen a real smile in Germany. At least not on a German anyway
@@AstaGruwier-vi5ht Damn
As someone with german family. You all full of bullshit 😊
Oh gosh I actually had a childlike rush of joy for opening a Xmas gift in 2021, my parents got me a weighted blanket. I disappeared and took a very happy nap.
My niece was like "why did you go take a nap? It's Christmas!"
I replied "you started playing with your remote controlled car right away, I wanted to enjoy my gift too"
What's it use for the weights?
I'd like to find one of those breathable blankets that has, like, a bunch of little lead/tungsten weights woven through it. That way, I can still use it in the unbearable heat that comes with Summer in a poorly insulated house.
@@DraconicDuelist nThere are mostly two versions - either very little glass pearls or plastic pearls
OR you can make them yourself with dry lentils or dry rice. Might even be a little cheaper, when you know how to sew
@@lilysnape6520 That... doesn't sound heavy enough to me...
Good to know it's doable at home, but still.
@@lilysnape6520 mine uses plastic beads and weighs 16 pounds. It traps a lot of heat, but in the summer I roll it up for targeted weight on my shoulders (I'm a belly sleeper) without overheating.
On the Romeo and Juliet line: in high school, we had an assignment where we had to modernise the play, and our class was divided into groups and assigned various scenes.
The single biggest speech in any of the scenes we had to cover was modernised by replacing an entire multi-paragraph monologue with "Mercutio, you're an idiot."
Also that gaussian blur wizard is probably the reason bigfoot is blurry.
And on the 1/5 thing - in a lot of English-speaking countries, when people say "fifth" a lot, they end up not pronouncing the second "f" so it sounds even more like a lisp. "1 fith 2 fith red fith blue fith"
4:32 My favourite military call-sign is "Drone"
It was given to the only female pilot in an US Navy F/A 18E squadron, which is single-seat
The joke is that when she got on her plane, it would be an "un-manned aircraft"
(Cuz she's not a man)
fun fact: If you want to give adult friends the same magic of opening a present that one had as a child, buy swords. Seriously. YOu have never seen such hype and joy as an adult unwrapping a sword for christmas
I would like a sword AND a fancy walking stick please 🙏
i can tell you as an adult... when i was given a sword for my bday it was literally the best gift i ever got! i have a collection of knives and now swords! (even tho i only have the one sword atm) but i cant wait for my next one!!!!!!!!!!
Do your holiday shopping at the renfair, genuinely.
Even if it's a linen shirt, because a lot of it is good quality and really pretty.
the british folklore 'mischief' thing is so funny to me because the mischief would be like swapping your child with a literal demon or making all your food burn or literally forcing you to dance until you die
Exactly 😂😂😂 that's what I immediately thought of as well!
Fae not demon but otherwise 100% fact.
Such mischief! 😁
The Fae *replacing your stored food with rabid wolves during winter*: OMG this is gonna be such a silly prank XD
On the other hand there is a slavic folklore. Basicly: "Are your children misbehaving? WELL NOT ANYMORE, BECAUSE WE TOOK THEM. Be thankfull. Or not. We don't really care"
As a teenage girl i find ur videos to be really comforting for simply the fact that u are a man that accually respects woman and understad the social strugels of the world. Its something i dont see often in my daily life because most men or boys still have that underlying misogynie in them even if they dont act like adrew tate or something. It gives me alot of hope for the future and that one day i can accually find someone to love that dosent see me as something less for being a woman . So thank u for making content and for just simply existing❤
I feel the same way about my Data Center Management professor. After dealing with people that wanted to constantly debate feminism, it was nice having a professor that was a genuinely good guy.
Yeah, it really is like that sometimes
22:56 to be fair, Friends' laugh track is just an easy way to get the audience to laugh lol, whereas Deathnote's internal dialogue is a key aspect of their story telling as most of the games are mind games where everybody is overthinking everything
well now i want a cut of death note where all the internal monologue is replaced with a laugh track
Rocketman was the nickname that that "Howard Wolowitz" from "Big Bang Theory " wanted to have picked for himself when he was going up to the space station. Only problem in the middle of the video call his mom was overheard yelling at him that his Fruit Loops was ready, so they named him "Fruit Loops"
I'm surprised that you seem to be the only one commenting on this. I thought I would find more people pointing this out. 😅
@@HatsunaYamagiMe too. I was gonna say that but I figured I'd just scroll through the comments to find other people already had. This is the only one I've seen so far though.
I scroll through the comments, thinking a 100 comments would say that. I was surprise to scroll so far. Where is the geek community?
Oh good, someone answered this
I saw this after posting my own comment. I'd have OWNED that nickname.
Team "Yes, aware that they're flirting, but I'm asexual so I act like I'm oblivious and hope they don't try to ask me out because they'll likely take it as a rejection rather than accepting that I'm just not interested period" representing.
Team "I'm asexual, but also thick as mince, so I hope they tell me when they're flirting, because even though I don't care about doing the naughties, I really want someone to cuddle with" represent.
I have autism
@@rolfs2165meeeeeeee
@@rolfs2165 SAME. I don't think I got the patch update for flirting radar. The signals just bounce off into space.
@@rolfs2165I’m also a member of this team. Too bad I don’t know what to do so it registers to the other party as flirting …
13:50 Psychology majors, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't someone who believes something while ignoring all evidence to the contrary the exact definition of delusional?
As a matter of fact it is
@@hoorkamal2095 Thanks!
"A group of misfits turned close friends" + "idiot leader who brought them together and routinely puts them all in danger" ain't that just one piece in a nutshell
IT IS pretty much any shounen Anime in a nutshell . . .
"You've labeled everyone at Disney a furry"
I'm pretty sure Disney created most if not all furries XD
Victims of their own creations. Always knew they were evil scientists.
can confirm that a certain cat girl in a certain disney movie made me realise my furrydom.
As a kid i had a crush on a bear mascot and i cried when it was indeed a random dude in a suit my bear hubby lied to me he was human all along
I think 'Cats' made furries much more tangible. Webber is to furries what De Sade is to SM.
@@molnaredmond Cats? Of course not XD The movie is too recent and a disaster, and the Broadway musicals.... Is a Broadway musicals, it's niche and not super famous outside of the people that love Broadway 😅
Disney is mainstream and have been producing anthro characters for decades, it's a much more likely culprit.
Remember when the gay furries (literally refered to themselves as Gay Furry Hackers) hacked the US Nuclear Research Facility in Idaho? .... Like 2 weeks ago 😂😂
Femboys rise up 😂 I love our generation z so much chaos lol
they're threatening to to shut down major infrastructure for cat girls they can have sex with
I still want to know what the outcome was, haven't heard anything else about it yet 😢😂
*Assert dominance.*
No what?? 😂
4:16 is so true. I was apart of a cadet contingent and when we went off to camp a friend of mine got called 'Handles' because he pulled the handle off our barracks door. He also had various other nicknames like 'Elvis' because of the way he had his rifle slung and 'Sniper's dream' because of the way he ran. It's hilarious.
"Sniper's dream" is the most hilarious. 😅
The idea of the children of Dracula meeting is hilarious and I love it. Draculaura would probably be the odd one out considering her love for pink and the fact that she's a vegetarian and I'd love to see what the others think of her
05:00 you're thinking of Bing Bang Theory where Howard is talking to NASA. His plan was to receive a phone call during his skype call, and his ringtone was Rocketman, but as the ringtone is going off, his mother calls him for his fruitloops, so that ends up being his name haha
I think it's even funnier in German, because he's called Fruchtzwerg then, which translates to fruit dwarf (Fruchtzwerge are a kind of fruity yogurt/cream cheese children's snacks)
Yes, I knew I'd seen what he was talking about but couldn't place it either.
I read some comments before writing a comment that included both of these comments xD
i obv didnt scroll enough@@luxaartozial660
IM BUSY MA
-howard probably
Hear me out:
Vampires are twinks, and werewolves are bears. I mean, just think about it.
Vampires are depicted as slim, young-looking men with little to no body hair.
Werewolves are big, cuddly, hairy guys.
vampires and warewolves
elves and orcs
nerds and jocks
french men and russian men
Yes. Just yes.
I wonder who these rats like
what about female vampires and werewolves?
@@SailorSaturn1994 I don't know a lot about les saphhics but dutch werewolf girl and femme vampire??? So basically Clawdeen and Draculaura
18:40
I've always justified it as "Two birds one stone" is why Rock is Super effective on Flying
As someone who isnt even into men, if a man told me he had stew at home I'm 100% going home with him
It’s genuinely hilarious when two people who are team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” are interested in each other and both doing the same thing. I did that for like three years with a good friend before we both realized what we were doing. We’ve now been married five years.
aw
Y'all are adorable
story 1: There was a post I read about where OP mentioned a food thief to their doctor, who wrote a script for a prescription strength laxative and said, "this should be mixed with your food, *wink wink*"
OP did so, and the food was stolen. OP then called the cops about prescription theft. they showed up and found an HR person who desperately needed to go. they were allowed to before being arrested for theft of prescription medications. there were a few other steps, but that's the gist of it. they can't sue if the food is CLEARLY labeled correctly (I.e. script strength meds mixed in, DO NOT EAT)
That doctor needs a raise
BRILLIANT
4:21 another example is an oc of mine with the nickname "Jackal", and it's not because he tracks things well, it's because he snuck his fucking fursuit on a military base
21:55 It absolutely is and has always been a thing. We have it documented in things as old as parchment, with adults complaining about youths obsession with paper over their slate tablets and so on. 😂
I used to hate tumblr back in the day thinking it was all cringe. Now as a gay furry I've realized I've surpassed any possible cringe level and now embrace it.
I am the cringe lord lord of the cringe look at me in Absolutely despair
As fellow a Bi² furry, It's better to be cringe and embrace said cringe than to be the biggest bully on earth
Im not even a furry and have embrassed my cringe levels to an insnae extent to the point people hate me and fear me and its funny. Yes, suffer you shall. I am cringe and im proud of it. This is who i am and you are showing me who you are by running away. Coward. Wait until you realise that you are also very cringe. The music you enjoy? Cringe. The videos you watch? Cringe? Your friends and family? Cringe. Your clothes? Cringe.
Everything and everyone is cringe. Embrace it. Let it consume you. Cringe isnt bad unless you make it bad! But they too have realised they are cringe and low lifed as well. Down with the cowards afraid to be themselves...... you, are more cringe than the cringest of cringe cringelords...
*read this like a villan monolog please xD*
You ARE the vibe check xD
@@RustyRaccoon808
What do you mean by Bi²? I semi-recently discovered my bisexuality, and I've never seen/heard that term before.
"You'"ll never be bioluminescent" - as a pale skinned ginger, I'm pretty sure I glow in the dark. It's one of our ginger superpowers.
Once I happended to have to run naked in the dark. My firend behind me: For once, your paleness is useful: you are practicaly glowing in the moonlight, great, I won't loose you. (If you wonder: late in the evening, we had been skinny dipping in a river with strong current, got caught in the current, were able to get out on way down, and had to jog back up to the bridge)
Seems like pale gingers are lame super heroes.
Humans actually are bioluminecent, it's just not enough for humans to see
The astronaut nickname was probably from the Big Bang Theory where Howard was in space and wanted to be called "Rocketman." However, his mum called him and asked if he wanted froot loops (or something along those lines), so his nickname ended up being "Froot Loops."
As a Dutch/half-Irish lad I also love folklore, unfortunately, both Dutch and Irish folklore have a drawback.
Dutch folklore has the drawback of being hard to find. The last piece of folklore I found was in a museum in Muiden, basically a slightly more lame version of de vrouw van Stavoren. The museum is pretty cool though, the last graaf van Holland died there.
Irish folklore is depressing (And as someone who doesn't live there, it is also somewhat harder to find. At least a genuine version, often you hear a story and it's actually 100% american, so that sucks.), it has a ~90% chance of ending with: "And then they all died." Mischief is often shorthand for torture. DO NOT TRUST, NOR OFFEND, THE FAIRY FOLK.
If anyone has some cool pieces of folklore, myths, legends, fairy tales, etc. (Especially from the Netherlands or Ireland) please tell me. I really want to know more.
I'd love to hear more Dutch folklore but Irish folklore is both fascinating and yes depressing XD I recently found out that theres an irish(maybe not exclusively irish) superstition to bluebells that if you can successfully turn one of its flowers inside out then you'll win the love of your partner but if you walk through a field of them you'll be cursed XD I know it's connected to fairies but I can't really remember why, I'm big into supernatural creatures and my 16 year old self was so excited to hear that sirens, faries, banshees and Halloween all came from Ireland, even more intrigued to learn that irish fairies are not friendly, I got a book on irish folklore and I can't wait to read it
Fun fact: we have writings and even engraving of the older generations complaining about all the things the new generation have that are a problem. Literally we have engraving of old people saying “those damn kids with their PAPER they don’t even know how to properly etch anymore!!!”
Famous paper by Plato in 4th century BC. Read at any time in history and could be anybody's grandparent.
Makes you think doesn’t it
There is actually a thing called Jury Nullification whereby a jury is absolutely allowed to ignore the law and find someone not guilty in spite of the law.
Gary Plauche got off of 1st degree murder on that
There was a woman who cut off her dad’s peepee bc of SA on her as a child, and wanting to protect her nieces who were gonna live with him. ended in him dying of blood loss and she got like 3yrs and only served about a year if I remember correctly bc the jury was like “well she did kill someone, but it was justified so…”
@@elizabethgatchell4546how are you going to talk about something so serious and then call it a "peepee." Bizarre
I've said this before somewhere, but my dad's military nickname was "Warhammer". Not because it was badass or anything, but because he loves the Warhammer games. Basically everyone was calling him a giant nerd
I once knew a guy whom everyone called Gherkin (which is a pickle 🥒, for those in the US).
Which made me assume the most dirty associations that came to mind as the origin of that nickname, but it was actually just because he played the role of a gherkin in a play about vegetables and 2 years later he met someone who recognised him and asked "weren't you the gherkin?"
And then everyone ended up calling him that and it took a while for us newer people to the group to learn and remember his real name as a result.
The vampires luring men with the stupidest shit thing actually sounds like something that would happen in what we do in the shadows lmao
I think there are,in fact, a number of evil/Malicious creatures that basically do that. I can't remember what they were. I remember that there was a version of a vampire that basically just went "what's that,over there?" And drew in some dumb/unsuspecting guy before ganking them,or something similar to that.
Dude i love that show lol!
I love the fact that for lions being gay is not just fairly common but a biological incentive. They are often still willing to mate often enough to have cubs so the rate of cubs is still perfectly fine but a pride with two massive males is not going to fucked with by anyone and so they tend to be some of the most successful prides.
34:35 I once saw an old man smiling at a baby in a bus and the baby smiled back. I tried the same and the baby threw up and started crying 💀
I don't like babies and young children, because I don't know how to talk to them or act with them. I feel like an alien. So I'm doing pretend they're not there - I'm not even looking at them.
But, for some reason, they're always staring at me. No smiling, no emotion, nothing. Just staring deep in my soul.
@@grenade8572 Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't know how to talk to them
28:01 At this point I'm convinced The Click plays D&D with his subscribers and I just don't know where.
If not we need to make this a thing
i had a colleague that always ate my food.
so i laced it with fresh habaneros.
norwegians dont tolerate spicy food, and this was extreme even for me. but well worth watching her retch and gag while claiming i'd poisoned her.
we both got yelled at by the boss, but she didnt steal my food again so.
i'll never understand why bosses go "you made your food bad so they wouldn't steal it? what the fuck dude" like bro are you in favor of theft??
that definitely sounds worth it lmaoo and what did the boss even say to you? ‘no eating spicy food 😡😡‘??
You got yelled at because she was a theif? God, your boss is trash.
I can not understand how anyone STEALS other people's food? Like, wtf who does that! 😠🙁 And has the nerve to act like a victim when they get caught - hah!
It's for this reason my coworkers know not to steal my food.
Sweets or snacks I leave on my bench are fair game just take one. But if I have home made food.... Well one coworker made a mistake of tasting my home made curry. He was a big guy who likes his spicy food. He turned bright red and had to run to the sink for water while I'm eating it like it's a bowl of boiled rice. Yeah I like my food hot.
Legal editor, they would have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the plaintiff was actively attempting to poison someone with the intent of malice. Considering they spiked their own food, not communal food, and labeled it, it would be hard to get a judge not to just toss that out upon first review.
The first thing that came to mind was Katko vs Briney, but yeah, the label of "if you open this door youll get shot by a shotgun pulley trap" may have made a difference lmao
44:00 It's picking cherries you glued to the apple tree yourself.
About changing tech and similar attitudes: They have found ancient Roman writing and graffiti that essentially says "The noise these kids are listening to today is NOT music." and "These darn kids and their so-called music."
34:21 for those who don't know "The Bechdel test is a measure of the representation of women in film and other fiction. The test asks whether a work features at least two female characters who have a conversation about something other than a man. In some iterations, the requirement that the two female characters be named characters is added."
- wikipedia
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot passes the Bechdel test with the initial lyric of "Oh my God Becky, look at her butt". The Bechdel test is a punchline from a subpar webcomic, not a rigorous intellectual exercise.
@@PutkisenSeta The Bechdel test is useful for measuring trends, not evaluating individual works.
@@ttintagel It's not useful for diddly squat. You're just stuck on a meme.
@@PutkisenSeta And you appear to be stuck in the 1950s.
@@ttintagel Because I don't think your webcomic meme is a rigorous standard for feminism? Get outta here and take your hurt feelings with ya, Becky.
Growing up means realizing you CAN eat cake for every meal, but also knowing that if you call out of work because you got sick eating cake...you can't afford rent.
..... OR cake!!! 😂😂😂
Growing up means doing a stupid with food, going to work anyways bc you did this to yourself
So true...yet it seems to happen with alarming frequency.
The image they used for "train crab" is an actual item in D&D called Apparatus of the Crab. It's a legendary item that you can get inside of and pilot like a mech.
Wait, I can relate to the other points, but which of our folklore teaches us to be suspicious of sausages and hot people?!? Seriously, if you had to be wary of sausages, everyone in Germany would already be paranoid...
I thought that was the joke
As a former homeschooled history buff/voracious reader with a library card, I can confirm that vampires aren't the only ones who mix centuries of slang in the same statement. 😂
If you add in a career in theatre work afterward, from experience I can tell you a vocabulary gets so much worse.
@@Peacebunnie I have a degree in theater production! I'm currently working in the public library system, though, since I needed a break from the pace of theater.
Same as a dutch person who learned a lot of both dutch and english language specifically through reading books and now people find my slang very strange
The reason that vampires prey and stalk out women rather than men is because it's TOO easy to trick men. Vampires work best when they can seperate one prey from it's pack, so women are easier because you can go off of each one's personal ideas and beliefs. With men, you could be pointing out an old building to get one guy to split off with you, and suddenly you have the entire Bro Crusade marching with you to investigate the spooky house.
Then vampires should just install a signpost right in the middle of the building with arrows pointing in every direction, so that way one of the bros will inevitably tell the others "We should split up, to cover more ground".
Then the vampires need to follow the example of the Cask of Amontillado and get a single guy to squeeze into a space where his bros can't follow. Then you've got a jumbo lunchbox
@@Emmariscobar And then the blond one makes the stoner dude and his big-ass dog be the bait lmao
The absolute best part of being an adult is being able to buy what I want when I want. I still have bills and stuff, but most of what I want is candy, stuffed animals, and video games. So.
I'd never want to be a child again.
There was a D&D miniseries where two characters were a divorced couple. They played the "I love you almost as much as I hate you" dynamic SO FRIGGIN WELL. It was easily one of the best parts of an amazing show.
Good news, Click! The train crab at 19:50 is actually from D&D. It's called the Apparatus of Kwalish, and it's literally a metal barrel that can turn into a crab. It can fit up to two people inside, meaning that train crab is canonically one of the best war vehicles in 5e.
There is also an adventure where you can met the titular Kwalish, its called Lost Laboratory of Kwalish and it was released in 2018 as part of Wizards of the Coasts collaboration with the Extra Life charity.
@@jamescoughlan7175 Ooh, I didn't know that! Thanks for telling me :)
it has 200 hp and ac of 20
I remember that way back from 2nd edition.
Can also go by the name Apparatus of the Crab, for more generic world settings, but it's the same thing. Been around for a good while now. Pretty sure it's in 2e, 3.5e and 5e..
As a brit, i can confirm there is a kritter in our houses that will turn to mischief if not given porridge. I’ve seen it. It was quite terrifying. I swore never to anger it again, and have been feeding it ever since. The fact I don’t look into mirrors anymore also helps.
Was it a toddler?
@@helendunn9905because of the mirror comment at the end, I believe the joke is that it was them.
@@helendunn9905tbh, I was expecting toddler, too
I thought this was about cats and then I read the last sentence.
We always had a fourth person pronoun: "one". Which in more modern times is also replaced by fourth person "you" - ie "you" when not actually referring to the person you are speaking directly to (that would be second person) but referring to a hypothetical person or to hypothetical people in general.
Now you've given me alot to think of on whether "chat" is a pronoun or not. I can see it being second or third when referring to a real chat. It may be fourth when using it in the hypothetical, like "one" and fourth person "you".
15:45 Tbh, I’d totally fall for the squirrel thing
Fun fact: the "train crab" that was shown is actually a depiction of an Aparatus of Kwalish, an official 5e magic item in the form of a barrel/submarine/lobster mech. You could totally use the stats it already has as inspiration for making a Crab Train boss battle!
I was coming down here to say the exact same thing!
Yeah was also making sure Click would get the info from someone so either going to comment or like the first comment I see saying this.
Was about to post the same thing xD
If I was a vampire, I would definitely lure my victims in with the most ridiculous and silly things. I am in no way saying that I am a vampire of course
I am a vampire, can confirm that's how I lure in my victims, and also how I make friends
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Hey now, I don't sparkle like I do because I am a vampire, I sparkle because I'm extremely, unapologetically gay
Hey kids want to A dead body
ah yes, you're a regular human named Jackie Daytona
In Pokemon, rock type moves are notoriously inaccurate for some weird (balancing?) reason. So even though a rock move hitting a flying type Pokemon may be super effective, there's a decent chance it will still miss completely.
31:09 - duuude, I was JUST telling my mom about this tumblr post thread earlier today! Yes, the video is a month old, but hey, i'm only seeing it now, so it counts as serendipity to me!
I'm aromantic AND terrfied of appearing presumptuous so I'm team "pretend to be incredibly stupid and/or naive until my friend stop potentially flirting and go back to being normal so we can stay friends"
I totally misread your sentence as you smell lovely and unpresumptuous. Like a cinnamon/clove hot chocolate.
Yeah . . .same
The jury can actually do that in the U.S. its called nullification and its where the jury says "fuck whatever laws apply, this person was in the right no conviction no punishment just go home"
But knowing that this is an option can make you ineligible for jury duty
...noted.
"Knowing this can make you ineligible" is so f#@ked up
We need to make it so that at least 80-90% of Americans are aware of the option of Nullification. That way, the Jury Selectors will have the option of either almost always including Jurors who know Nullification is an option, or not having a Jury at all.
@@helendunn9905 yeah you just have to be careful with how you answer your jury questions to avoid it, I never have any intention of nullifying a jury but if I have to I'm willing to so I don't know of any reason I would fail to render a verdict, I assume every case has been properly weighed by the DA and I won't have to ever do this, the DA is supposed to use their discretion to prevent this from ever having to happen
That's the logic that let's you serve while knowing this right the people have in our legal system
@@AhsimNreiziev I agree in gen real but rn is not the time to do it, we have someone at trial tn who would definitely try to use this to get away with trying to steal democracy from the people
5:00 it’s the big bang theory. He eventually got nicknamed froot loop because his mom asked him if he wanted some in the middle of a zoom interview.
4:46 its the big bang theory, howard wolowitz is gonna be sent to space and wants a cool nickname
As an English major and a writing tutor, I fully endorse the existence of the 4th person perspective.
As a minor myself, i shall enlighten thee, chat originally started on streaming platforms like twitch, where the streamer could see and interact with their viewers through a live chat, so the kids see this and start using in everyday speech, typically with other kids, referring to friends around as ‘chat’ in a similar vein to these streamers
As a linguistics major I can sadly say that that post is pretty inaccurate, with "chat" usually being used in second person plural or third person contexts, even in real life. However, this isn't to say that "4th person" pronouns don't exist. Many denote words like "one", "oneself", etcetera as the 4th person pronoun, but it technically refers to a "first person plural", like "we" or "us". *We* just don't typically see narratives or writings written that way.
Isn’t it just the new “God” as in when ye old pioneers saying “God, why has Josiah stolen my cow?”
"English major", huh, never heard of that chord before.
@@windmill9998it's just a chord but made up of the screams of suffering people
I think the movie that Cliccy was talking about with the person trying to be nicknamed 'Rocketman' was actually Big Bang Theory. Howard tried to get a cool nickname from his astronaut buddies by making the song his ring tone and making Raj call him during a NASA video call. Then his mum yelled at him from downstairs that his froot loops were getting soggy... the rest is history.
probably yeah
OMG I was scrolling the comments trying to find the answer cuz Cliccy’s description sounded so familiar and now it’s all coming back to me, this is definitely it, thank you so much!
Thanks OP.
You beat me to it, so have my like. XD Yeah he ends up nicknamed "Fruit Loops" lol.
Fun fact: that crab train thingy is a magic item in dnd so you can just give the bbeg one to use
20:00 When Click is ranting about how it would make such an amazing D&D boss, it’s 10x funnier because the illustration is from the Dungeon Master’s Guide, the official rule book.
So fun fact: the plural of moose is actually Moosag. Moose comes from the anishinaabe Mooz, and we pluralize by adding ag/ak to the end (depending on dialect) for animate nouns.
Of course, this gets erased so in English they just keep the singular form for plural.
i love this fun fact!! thank you 😊
I did not know that!
@@atomicgoblinthe same is true for the word "deer", the plural is still deer.
@@MethosJK9 Yep, but English does that pluralization correctly. Doesn't it? I don't think I've never heard anyone try to say "deers" before.
With the "vibe check" baby behavior where babies will Babble and Babble but then when you reply to their babbling they just go 😐 - I always assumed it was because the baby isn't used to anyone other than it's immediate parents responding to their babbling. Very young small babies can't see very well and still sort of base figuring out who "mom" is by her specific face and smell.
So like imagine being super tiny, things are hella blurry, and suddenly when you're vocalizing to get "Mom" or "Dad" to respond - a totally different giant stranger you've never seen before makes eye conyact with you AND actually seems to be responding to your vocalizing. Thats enough to make anyone go 😐 or 😮.
I actually had a dm that made a sex shop in the campaign that was run by an old lady that closed on Sundays for church. You got a really good chicken pot pie recipe with every purchase. I bought a tentacle *item* for my friend in the campaign then threw it at him because he was a mind flayer. He didn’t use it, it was just for shits n giggles
The pokemon element logic with the flying types being weak to rock comes from the “you can kill two birds with one stone” saying. Also flying and ground are neutral damage wise but ground cant hit flying types cause. Yknow theyre in the air.
Even when they added fairy typing there was logic to their strengths and weaknesses too. Eg being weak to steal stems from the old folklore of iron (horseshoes) being a deterrent for fairies.
the phrase "fourth person" in linguistics is usually synonymous with the existing linguistic concept of the "obviative third person", which is a person who is especially separated from the current discussion. It's the "one" in "one does not simply walk into Mordor".
"Chat does not simply walk into Mordor" 🤔
I love you for that post.
Weird, I was taught that "one" in that context was a formal variant of plural "you," which plants it in second person.
@@maledictionwolf that is extremely inconsistent with how people use the word at present.
Often the motivation is because the second person talked about theirself, and you have a rebuttal that applies to everyone. But that's really not the same as you referring to the second person. There might be confusion on account of the "royal you", which is the colloquial term for using "You" as an obviative third person, but the concept being invoked is really not similar to second person
And One being a plural of any kind is extremely alien to me
Hearing click say "buttfuck" at 17:25 threw me through a fucking loop. I got so used to his censoring that hearing him say it so casually hit me like a gut punch 😂
looks like he missed that one 😅
Same loll
Editor slipped a bit, but him thinking BFE was somewhere in Egypt was funnier.
"I have stew..." For all the reasons given - absolutely great pick up line. Then I remember just how horrifyingly creepy it would be for somebody to approach and announce this. End of the conversation, please, and even then....
I found your channel a few days ago and let me say, it’s very refreshing to see a CZcamsr who’s reacting to content actually add thoughts and information on what they’re reacting to instead of just reading the meme or post, saying “haha funny” and moving on. Keep up the good work! Really love the content😊
16:46 "fluffy swedish hyena" is exactly what I'd expect The Click's fursona to be, should he have one.
Exactly 😂!
you're thinking about the Bigg Bang Theory, where Howard wants the nickname Rocket Man, but ends up with the nickname Froot Loops
Yes!!! I adore the Big Bang theory!
why watch that misogynistic shite
In German it is "Fruchtzwerge" which for once makes the transition funnier than the original. This doesn't happen often.
This actually happens very often
i tend to watch series in german first, english afterwards
Whenever i hear a language specific joke, i switch to german/english and listen to it again
The wortwitze in german are usually better@@mimu8225
29:43 I once drew a siren / merfolk with this mentality, even wanted him on a T-shirt I was so proud, gave him claspers so fish nerds would know that yeah, those are lures on his chest. A fish' gotta eat
It was the big bang theory. It was Howard who wanted to be called rocketman by the other astronauts by changing his rington to rocketman and ended up being called fuit loops because he lived eith his mum and his mum made him fruit loops
Okay but about the bioluminescent thing: I have a biologist friend that makes cells glow in the dark as part of an experiment (like the cells that have the DNA they want also inherit the glowy gene, so it's easier to separate specimens? I think?) And I asked him point blank if he could make me bioluminescent.
Him: lol idk, you might die
Me: is that a yes or a no?
Based on the "idk" part I'm inclined to think it's a resounding MAYBE™
I heard somewhere that we _are_ bioluminescent but it’s too subtle to see. But the more I think about it, the more it sounds made up
@@normalhuman9878 Almost all living creatures give off a tiny amount of "visible" light. The amount measured from humans is around 0.1% of the minimum amount detectable by the human eye, so I'd argue that "too subtle to see" is overstating how glowy we are. It's not bioluminescence in the sense people normally mean by that term, but technically, humans do give off light in the visible spectrum.
10:49 The "giant boy from Texas" refers to Paul Bunyan, an American folklore myth surrounding the titular Paul who for some reason was just a really big guy. The myth says things like he grew so huge as a baby that his bottle had to be made from the local water tower or his diapers were circus tents. He grew up to be a lumberjack who's "Ax handle was made from the trunk of a redwood!" and so on. He also has a blue ox named Babe, who as far as I can tell was just kind of a regular baby ox that Paul found freezing in the snow but when he started taking care of it Babe grew to also be giant for some unknown reason and stayed blue cuz had had just been too cold for too long. Its both fascinating and weird XD and there's so many stories where things just kind of happen and the punchline(?) is "because Paul was just so dang big!" like him redirecting a river because he slept too close to it or making lakes from his footprints.
You should look the stories up if you have time, they're very silly X)
Yeah, American Hercules!
Paul Bunyan is from Minnesota, though.
@@katphish30 You're right he is X) I think the op in the featured post might have been mistaken? Unless maybe Texas has its own version of Paul I haven't heard of?
@@katphish30 That was so beautifully understated.
@@cc_plays Texas had Pecos Bill, not known for his height, but the greatest cowboy ever. He rode tornados in season.
41:27 There once was a man that was -s l e e p y- tired ,so he brewed himself a cup of coffee, but the coffee did not awaken him. So he drank more and more. Hey! Soon then anxiety comes! Shaking, jittering, vibrations! Now thanks to caffeination he’s just anxious and tired
I did not come up with this just fyi