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"We can always tell" = they definitely can never tell..
the amount of times people on tweeter assume im a trans woman bc my pfp is kylie minogue is so goddamn funny. tHeY CaN ALwAys TeLL
@@SlyHikari03 "If we just ignore every time we're wrong (almost all of them), we're always right! Y'know what they say, if you don't see it it doesn't happen!"
Frrr they always get it wrong, so confidently too-
@@DONOTLetHerCookhey, that’s how I live my life!
Yeah someone thought I was trans bc I am a woman with short hair 😂
As a German kid, I'm baffled that anyone would call the sun either orange or white. YELLOW is the color you use when drawing the sun , goddamn! 🤣
The sun is green
@@Wolfie54545 Are you kidding me? Its obviously purple, are you blind?
I'm baffled a child would draw the sun in a colour other than yellow (assuming it's not a fantasy image, but represent the real world). It also needs those crooked thin rays and to pteferably be in the corner
@@alex_runarinhe is correct in saying that the most common wavelength the sun emits is green... But it's still white.
@@trillionbones89 I know that, I was joking. I know the sun isn't purple
As someone who was raped when I was 4: I hate people who go "even if you're Jenny Ortega's age, dating her makes you a pedo". No. That's not how this works. And it's insulting to actual survivors to say that two consenting adults dating is the same thing as an assault that caused internal bleeding in me and necessitated reconstructive surgery.
I absolutely hate that this happened to you and I hope you've gotten the care and therapy you need to help you have happiness in your life and some kind of peace in your soul. As for the one who did it....I'm a pagan but it's things like this that make me believe in Hell, just so there's someplace they can be punished for what they've done.
Yeah, these are *newsworthy* degrees of idiot.
There's literally millions of times more people who'd go to prison to protect a 4-year-old from a kidnapper, than who have this dumb take.
As someone who was orally raped, and molested as a 3 year old… I understand the feeling. I see it all the time in media and yeah, it’s fucking insulting.
@@ravenartist2980 3 and 4 is crazy. People are messed up in this world.
I am sincerely to sorry to see this happened to you two. I hope justice was served.
"anyone with a pelvis can be a woman"
that means there's still hope for me! 🏳️⚧️
The mathematician in me is interpreting this statement as such:
P = pelvis
W = woman
Any P can also be W
P u W is true
What they didn’t stated is that there is an overlap between pelvis and woman, but not if one is implied by the other. Therefore, you can have a pelvis and not be a woman, have a pelvis and be a woman, and not have a pelvis and be a woman!
I made you read all that nonsense to tell you that you can be a woman - pelvis or not - if you want to be.
You go girl! :D
Men and women have gendered hip bones. So noooooo
@tracyfahrenheit97 do you play bass
@@codexstudios no. Guitar and piano. Haven't mastered bass or drums yet.
Autism and ADHD leads to dying your hair "unnatural" colours, not the other way around. When we stop caring about fitting in, we do the things that make us happy.
"I just think it's neat" - me, autistic
I can confirm, I have been thinking of dyeing the edges of my haircut
can confirm, once I stop caring I wanna buy more pastel clothes, get a few tattoos, and get ear piercings
In the case of ADHDers our impulsivity makes us do those things. At least sometimes. I have several bottles of temporary dye (made for in between salon appointments) just because I’m to indecisive to pick a color.
If I hadn't gone bald by 18, I would definitely dye my hair.
The fact that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays with his daughter and doesn't have a problem with her putting makeup on him is what makes him a real adult dad. Not a toxic dimwit. A friend has two young daughters and he lets them put nail polish on him every weekend. And doesn't worry about taking it off right away for work on Monday. He's a good dad.
Mr. Johnson based? Imma say based.
@@s.p.d.magentaranger1822 basedd🎉🎉🎉
Exactly! My dad used to let me and my sisters paint his nails all the time, and he would go to work wearing it without a problem. NOBODY judged him, people make it a much bigger deal than it needs to be. Sometimes making your kids happy is just that simple
I’m so sorry to tell you guys this but, he’s voting republican, and not just any republican, he’s voting Trump.
@@quirkytomatoboy6136okay sounds like a win to me 😂
Better than Biden
16:40 Wait, it makes more sense that way. An alpha male is buggy, unstable, and not ready to be released to the public until it's updated to a more reliable beta.
This explains SO much
Alpha males are what happens when men stay in Early Access overdue
“I call him Alpha Monty, but not in the leader of the pack way. More like the development of his brain kinda way.”
I tried my best, but I don’t remember the quote that well.
@@Dressup_Doll spiff reference?????????
who gives a shit about alpha male tiktokers, show me some release male tiktokers
21:00 - Reminds me of the video of the kid with 3 dogs. The mom asks "If somebody took one of your dogs, how many would you have left?"
The kid answers 3. The mom responds "No, honey. If you have 3 dogs and somebody took one of your dogs how many would you have left."
The kid doesn't hesitate to say "3 and a body."
Based
No, Timmy. That's not right.
It's called a "corpse".
He knows how it's done.
At my school we have the same joke going around but instead of dogs it’s cookies. Shows how *ruthless* little demons can be lol
Thats why there's an eclipse every few years, so the scienticst can change the Sun's bulb
The eclipse lasts 2 seconds so they must work fast as frick.
@@LGBTQLegendthey change the other bulb and then move them both to the side, then they have the whole time it will take that bulb to die to replace the other one and move them back to the original position on the next eclipse. Haven't you learned that in conspicrazy school? 😂
Maybe They pause time? 🤔@@LGBTQLegend
Okay you made me snort laugh you win
Every eclipse path repeats every 18 years but rotate the earth 120 degrees.
That lady is wrong about the sun. It wasn't replaced by scientists. It was replaced by engineers. Scientists couldn't do a hardware replacement, even with IKEA instructions.
You're right but frick you for saying it xD
Ah Yeah, the scientist make the parameters of the replacement, the engineers make the instructions, and the lowly technician follows the instructions to the letter
They called down to tech support when they couldn’t boot the control system.
They told them it was a BSK error and had to go up and flip the switch.
That is hilariously true XD
As a scientist, I can attest to this. I am beholden to thevtech gods 🙏
The one thinking the number of women dying their hair is "ALARMING!" is a real contender for most boring person on the planet. It's such a boring thing to panic about presented in the most boring way possible. Only an exceptionally boring person with an exceptionally boring life could be alarmed by such a boring non-issue.
AND meanwhile skin bleaching, which is actually harmful, still thrives there but it’s the hair she’s bothered about…
They probably boringly wake up on a boring bed, boringly brush their boring teeth with boring toothpaste, boringly read the boring news, drive boringly to their boring work in their boring car, and after work, have a boring evening. BORING.
Plot twist, the "no men have pelvises" guy has been stalked by a male pelvis harvester that steals all the naturally unalived men's pelvises in his life to mess with him.
Florida man arrested after stealing pelvises from male cadavers
This could either be the plot to a hilarious comedy or a psychological horror movie
Markiplier, MatPat, Anthony Padilla and Ryan Bergara are the Four Horsemen of the Transvestipocalypse
I also saw someone say that shlatt is a woman because he doesn't have an Adams apple (he does it just wasn't visible in the photo)
@@monikaddlc6474Jschlatt is one of the most masculine people that have ever been a CZcamsr
@@monikaddlc6474 Omg yeah I forgot his name while typing my comment lol
@@dustorm5012to be fair, pre sideburns he was kind of a (now self-described) twink
@@FeeshUnofficial oh my god you weren't lying when you said that 😩
2:25 "The fake LED sun we see now is blinding to look at [whereas] the original sun wasn't" well, if they spent their childhood staring straight into the sun, that would explain why their eyes see it differently now...
its orange in space, but its *white* from the sky
Your color vision does change over time due to accumulation of damage and you lose a lot of reds
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@@Mattthetutel I think it's more the opposite, the sun is mostly white in space but is yellow ish in the atmosphere.
The sun is yellow compared to other stars, but from a human perspective it's effectively a yellowy white, in the atmosphere other colours tend to get scattered/absorbed by the atmosphere so it looks yellower
@@iainwmacintosh ah i see, thats very interesting
The 'hair dye harming your body' conspiracy is a thing in Australia! My partner has a disabling auto-immune disease similar to MS but the cause is not known. Oh sorry...I mean it is because she dyes her hair and wears make-up as more than a few randoms and family members have suggested...
So, since I used to color my hair in the 80s, clearly it must also apply to me. 😮 I will never understand
Think they are mixing up the issue with hair dye. Becoming alergic to hair dye with what her issues are.
Ah yes, the famously permeable skull.
Grammar teacher here. "Around" is a preposition, but the whole construction, "hanging around" is called a phrasal verb.
THEY WERE ALL CONFIDENTLY INCORRECT!
Before you've read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the monster."
When you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the _doctor_ ."
After you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein _was_ the monster."
. . .yeah . . .also he was never a doctor, he was a college drop out
After some further reflection: "Frankenstein was the doctor's surname, and he created the monster, so wouldn't the monster also be Frankenstein?"
@@arianewinter4266 Yeah, No, but also Yeah, he dropped out of college to make a college project
@@Gormathius Yeah, it's his "son" after all
It’s largely about the cycle of abuse and the cycle of revenge.
They’re both monsters. The creation is the only victim of the two, but he does become a monster due to abuse and rejection by society for who he is.
I don’t like the book, because I don’t like the writing. It’s an interesting twist on the golem myth (she did not create the “create something that turns against you” narrative. She copied that legend, named Victor FRANKENSTEIN, and then claimed to have come up with out out of whole cloth… There’s some term for that… cultural something).
I just think it’s droning and Victor’s whinging gets so old so fast.
I love how many people "prove" things with "elementary school science/math", but then also get that exact same elementary school science/math wrong
There so bad they can’t even do that
Elon Musk?
You mean much like Mark doesn't know what the Theory of Relativity says?
"according to elementary school math the earth orbits around my ass, source: some kid in the playground"
@@rangda_prime what percent of adults do you think know exactly what the theory of relativity states?
23:30 The quote is even better than that. Jesus introduced himself by saying "I am he."
As someone who is learning about the differences between a Man's Pelvis and a Woman's Pelvis, can confirm that men do have a pelvis.
The hip bone is a gendered bone. So sorry buddy
How will this affect Lebrons's legacy, and more importantly, the trout population?
@@tracyfahrenheit97the... the HIP bone?
@Shiffyyes if you're hip you got hips. The hip bone conect to the leg bone.
@@tracyfahrenheit97 ok cool I guess...
So how is the hip bone being gendered relevant to the original comment?
Remember everyone, as long as you don’t publicly say STUPID DODO like this, you are always gonna do fine
It's more entertaining when they do though.
@@LGBTQLegendfr, live content
Yeah fr, dodos weren't even particularly stupid, their eggs were just eaten by rats until they went extinct smh 😔
@@FeeshUnofficialand they couldnt fly so the europeans killed them all to eat super easy
@@FeeshUnofficialJUSTICE FOR MY MAN THE DODO✊
Fun fact: if the sun was replaced by LEDs, rainbows wouldnt exist because LEDs do not produce a broad spectrum of light; you'd just see a band of red, green, and blue.
There are LEDs for pretty much all wave lenghts. Full spectrum LED bulbs are pretty cheap.
Thanks for the info!
Can’t forget UV light!
Rainbows are fake! Checkmate sun-believers!
so what you are saying is that they replaced the rainbows :-0
I'm a man, and my pelvis suddenly disappeared. Please send help. 911 keeps laughing over the phone.
I think the funniest response I've seen to the "infinite monkeys coming up with the works of Shakespeare" adage is "This is true. One monkey in the 15th century named William came up with the collected works of Shakespeare." Because, ya know, humans are monkeys.
I think the worse part about the (wrong) take that "if you're attracted to Jenna Ortega, a woman in her 20s, you are a pedophile because she looks like a child" is the implication that dating a child would be okay as long as said child looked mature.
Well, technically "attracted to" and "dating" are not the same thing at all... It does imply that being _attracted_ to someone who is a child does not make you a pedophile if the child actually looks like a sexually mature person (they do not look like a child). But that is also actually technically true, according to the actual definition of "pedophile" (but then almost everybody uses the term wrong all the time anyway, so...)
I'm not defending the post (because if nothing else I don't think she really looks that much like a child, so the whole point is kinda baseless), but your conclusion also does not actually follow from what they said, either.
@@foogod4237I might be confused by this post but a pedophile is someone attracted to kids. So if they don’t know the age and the child is dressed like a 20 year old and look alike one then okay, BUT once they are informed of the age then that should change cause you should now see them in the context that they are a freaking child. So I think once you know someone’s age you shouldn’t be attracted to them even if they dress adultish but you know they are 12. Knowing their age should change how you feel if not I think that makes you a pedophile. Talking about strictly young kids. Not almost adult kids. Where a 17 year old can look like a 20 year old. However a 12 year old even dressed up, once you know their age that should immediately turn the person off.
@@foogod4237I also don’t think Jenna looks like a kid either
@@stellamariss3335 a pedophile is technically a person who is attracted to someone who LOOKS young it doesn't actually mean you are attracted to kids for their age
I SIMPLY GAVE YOU A MORE SPECIFIC DEFINITION I DO NOT CONDONE BEING ATTRACTED TO MINORS IN LOOKS OR AGE
@@Introvert8090no you're changing definition. pedophiles are people who are attracted to MINORS. looks and everything else don't matter. they don't care about looks. they care about vulnerability they could exploit.
"The sun used to be orange"... 😂😂
"LED sun"!! 😂😂
"Every country has their own sun" 😂😂
It definitely escalated quickly.. 🌻😄🌞
LED sun over paradise
Edit: How did I manage to get almost 50 likes with an outdated reference to a game on the PS3?
@@darkbluemoon211The eclipse was "them" changing the light bulb of the North American sun.. 😂
Used to be orange, is blindingly bright now... I think they might live somewhere that had pretty bad air pollution when they were a kid and I'm guessing that the sudden change in the sun coincides with a local factory or refinery shutting down
@@Eric-md3mpMaybe, or maybe they just said something stupid and then doubled, tripled down on it.. 🤭
I used yellow crayons so what does that mean in their logic
I like to explain the infinity thing this way.
"Given infinite time, anything that can happen-will happen, no matter how small the probability."
Moreover, it will happen an infinite amount of times. Because that's just how big infinity is.
36:38
Dude I know someone that doesn’t have arms and draws with her feet- she is an INCREDIBLE artist.
Art finds a way dude.
Honestly, AI is as bad as tracing in some cases. That or so sloppy it’s just a mockery on the years-decades of practice artists put into their work.
Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Honestly, I would give someone more credit for tracing. 😑
Then... does that mean Elvis Presley is a woman?
People called him Elvis the Pelvis because his dance style consists his pelvis movements.
Elvis was part of a woman CONFIRMED
Obviously Elvis will never be a real man. We can always tell.
Pelvis Presley
No, he had a man's hip bone. Because the hip bone is gendered. There are countless differences between men and women. So the more you know 😊
@@tracyfahrenheit97 elvis the pelvis was short for elvis the man's hip bone.
Click's first word being "Duck" is both adorable and incredibly fitting.
"Duck!"
Aww, how cute!
"Duck you!"
Wait a minute...
it probably wouldn't have been the english word duck, in Swedish it is anka or and (not the english and)
One of my first sentences was “NO, ducks-MY lunch!”
We were in a park & my sandwich was in peril 😅
My first words were "bubble duckies" because my mom had a pair of pajamas that had both on them!
@@alisaurus4224Gotta protect those sandwiches!
The lady at 2:10 with the orange sun comment is absolutely correct. We did used to use orange colour to make the sun back then... but after she and her friends ATE all the damn orange crayons they were using to colour with, we had to resort to using white instead.
Nope😂😂😂😂😂 we used yellow
Never orange or white.
Totally right. I am of her generation. She and her friends ate the yellow crayons. We boys were busy eating the paste. Now you have to use white crayons and Elmer's. Bwahahahaha.
The Jenna Ortega one reminds me of a tweet that was promoting a Chinese romance drama where the female lead was 40cm (16"?) shorter than the male lead, and someone commented saying that it felt wrong, like p-philia wrong. So now you know, internet - p-philia now includes attraction to short adult women, I guess
To be fair, if adult women get deliberatly infantalised and your typ is making them looka and act as young as possible . . .yeah, that will get me uncomfortable and thinking of pedophilia! Jenna ortega on the other hand does not look that young, has plenty of decisivness and own agency, my best friend is a head shorter then I and very much not in any way shape or form getting peole to think of a minor . . .someone being small does not take their maturity away
Not sure who colors the sun orange when NOT drawing a sunset. I clearly remember using the brightest yellow i could find to color it.
And I remember being a little kid and looking at the sun, only managing to do it for less than a second and only not frying my sight because it was relatively early and it still was a little before midways to its zenith. And despite knowing it was white and circular from that very brief interaction, I still used the only yellow crayon in the box to draw it and gave it rays.
Yeay, the yellowest yellow I could find!
But I kept drawing 2 suns each time. I don't know why, but I consistently did this for YEARS. x)
@@grenade8572 duh, clearly it's because the scientists had forgotten to remove the old sun when they were replacing it for a newer version.
My only guess is that air pollution was terrible where they grew up.
Yea same, I was so confused by that
The response to the argument about Jesus not using pronouns was actually that the first thing he said was "I am HE", "he" is a pronoun and even people who have a male gender orientation say "my pronouns are he/him", which is the sane thing worded differently, making it extra funny.
So is "I". "I" is a pronoun as well. Literally the first word is a pronoun. And 2 of the 3 words in that sentence is a pronoun.
Today I learned Jesus is gay. Don't tell the haters 😂
@@taylorjade6918 I mean this quote just proves he identifies as male, not his orientation, but then again the lad hung around with twelve dudes and occasionally hookers so you can definitely read him as gay.
Also, something I made up to be mad about (but based on things I have seen people say):
Them: “Gd is clearly a man! It says “He”!”
Me: “There’s no neutral pronouns in Biblical Hebrew, even for groups, and women couldn’t be in charge of things when it was written.”
Then there’s the fact that traditional Judaism (thousands of years!) says that the aspect of Gd that is presence that is on earth is feminine. So anything that Gd has done in your life was done by the feminine aspect of a formless, nonbinary Entity (which is arguably a literal translation of Gd’s name. Yes. Gd has a name. So few people know that… and then act like authorities on the bible.
I though 'He' was literally his name rather than a pronoun
As a Greek person, the tattoo the nurse got isn't even a real word in Greek,, on top of that, "apketo" (αρκετό) means "enough" in an "it" way, what they both wanted to get (assuming they're female) would be "ime arketi" (είμαι αρκετή) which means "I am enough [if op is a male then they'd get "ime arketos" (είμαι αρκετός) tattood which means the same thing but it's for males]
6:10 hi, metrologist here, so knowing how to measure anything is my job. Although I am not a native English speaker so I will refer to the picture as measuring tool.
the picture shows a perfect reading of 50mm.
The measuring tool is close to well installed (if you wanted it to be perfect you should only have the angled touching the points in between which you measure and not the parts of rectangular section)
You see the zero doesn't start at the tip of the measuring tool because it is not used like a basic ruler.
The little 0 in the right is what you use for your "big" reading, you pick the graduation on the great axis that is is on or just after (if it is between 49 and 50 you pick 49)
Once that is done the resolution of your measurement can be improved by checking which of the graduation on the small axis is best alligned with any on the big axis.
In this picture, although the reading wasn't done by aligning the camera with the reading to supress paralaxe error, the small zero seems to PERFECTLY stand on the 50,0mm reading.
So they used the correct tool, in a good enough way for their application, with a reading conform to their demands, and claimed the opposite.
Their error seems to lie in the way they read the indication by not using the 0 but the "foot" of the moving part.
For you common reader I would say to expand the moral of the story : read your user manuals before using anything or claiming you know how to use anything.
I was looking for this, thank you for explaining how that tool works.
I had to scroll far down in the comment section to confirm that my reading of the tool of a perfect 50mm was actually correct. Thank you. :)
TLDR: The zero on the right lines up with the 5 on the mail tool body. Conclusion, the tool measure exactly 50mm/5cm and the tool user doesn't know how to use calipers.
Btw they are called calipers
Yeah i was just screaming internally how "ITS EXACTLY 50MM"
100% agree with the title, Markiplier is the only woman I need
I SAW MARKIPLIER AND A TRANS FLAG AND CLICKED SOO FAST
Same 😂😂
Same omg
The click knows their audience xD
SAME LMAOOO
SAME FRRRRR
The calculator thing always reminds me of my college physics professor that would give us the equations with every test because “you can just google it.” The test was mostly about if we knew which equation to use in which situation. Was so nice not having to memorize the equations like it was in my high school physics class.
As a physicist here, they are partly right at 9:26
you can create a model where the earth is at the centre of everything, but just remember that this doesnt mean that everything revolves around the earth. The model with earth in the centre wont be very useful in the cosmos, but it can be done. The planets and everything will still spin around the sun, but the sun will also spin around earth since we make earth static. Its a far cry from the geocentric system in medival times, but not incorrect (still pretty stupid though)
maybe the real woman was the friends we made along the way
me like this
My girlfriend
Yep
Feels right
Speaking as an Aussie gen X, the sun and moon both turn orange or even red in a bad bushfire year. I wouldn't be surprised if other sources of air pollution - remember acid rain? - had a similar effect on the perceived colour of the sun in other parts of the world.
I was in the sauna with my best friend the other day. Me and my best friend are both cis women, but she has scars from a breast reduction surgery - she was an H-cup and went down to a C/D cup.
Now saunas in The Netherlands are 1) full nudity and 2) mixed gender. Usually it's fine, we have been to many mixed saunas both in the Netherlands and other European countries, but this time there was a man who kept on staring at my friend. He never said anything, but it was super uncomfortable. We think it was because of her scars because there were plenty of good looking women there and he really only stared at her.
Even when fully nude, they can't tell cis from trans, was my point.
😢ugh how awful
43:36 one of my favorite old photos of my dad shows him decked out in plastic jewelry and a tiara that one of my sisters had him wear. Playing with your kids is the mark of a good dad, and being a good dad is extremely manly
Right?!?! And these are the same people that insist that the only way you can "succeed" in life is by having children, the same people that judge a woman's worth by how many kids she has or is capable of having. Make it make sense!
The whole "If there are three crows on a fence and two fly away" postulation made me think about a puzzle I enjoy very much. It goes like this:
"Ten candles stand burning in a dining room. A strong breeze blows in through an open window and extinguishes two of them. Checking back in on the candles later, you see that one more candle has gone out. To make sure no more flames go out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn't extinguish any more candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?"
The answer is three because the remaining seven candles melt.
😂😂😂
beautiful and I am gonna use it
Oh that’s good. Those puzzles/riddles always trip me up.
19:59 Reminds me of something a friend once told me:
1 + 1 = 1
Because if you have two piles of sand and add them, you get one big pile of sand.
The difference is my friend was making a joke.
The hair dye one was unhinged lol. That person never realized that even back then, a lot of people would've dyed their hair since grays started to appear, only difference being that fantasy colors were not popular
And not all Asians are born with black hair. Some have lighter hair and many were forced to dye their hair black while in school to "fit in".
"They hung a different sun in every country" tell me you never crossed the border without telling me you never crossed the border. Although if it is satire it is genious.
I mean, they're probably American, so they might not even have crossed the _state_ border in their life.
@@rolfs2165they literally say they lived in rural England their whole life in their post?
@@e.blessssssingg Well, I guess they never got off their island then. 🤷
What happens with the Belgian part of a Dutch town? No seriously, there is a Belgian enclave within the Netherlands, and the borders are so horrendous, it looks like the guy who drew them had a stroke.
its true, while i was flying to greece everytime we flew over a country it went from green to neon pink,greece was like the colour 7
I once had a test with a question like “there’s a population in an area and a portion of it Emigrates. Does the population grow, shrink, or stay the same?” I answered that it shrinks but when I got my test back it was marked wrong! I asked my teacher and he said the question was of course talking about the population of the area that the portion immigrates to. Y’know, the one that wasn’t even mentioned in the question!!! It’s been years and I’m still so mad
If that was indeed the word that he used, then your teacher needs to consult a dictionary.
"immigrate" = come into a country or region from somewhere else
"emigrate" = leave a country or region to go somewhere else
(The word "emigrate" does not even say that they all go to the same place. They may have all emigrated to many different places.)
He was an awful biology teacher and constantly contradicted his own lessons. Somehow though he still managed to become the head of the science department
18:00 can confirm, as a trans man I had to schedule a pelvis removal. 🤣
CLICK'S FIRST WORD WAS DUCK? man every new detail i learn about him makes me like him even more
My first word, according to my family, was an attempt to say "Darkwing Duck" because my mother had episodes on tape that she ran all the time. I am forever amused by the idea of baby me going "... Da... Da..." before saying "DARKWING!" in baby babble.
My youngest brother's first word was my name because his father, who was my mother's abusive ex boyfriend, hated me for being a difficult child ((As it turns out, I was autistic all along! Imagine that!)), so he'd scream at me all the time, and my name was said a lot.
My mother's ex caused a lot a damage to me as a 7 year old that I'm still trying to work through, but I think the absolute best advantage I will ever have over him is that his son's, my brother's, first words uttered out of his mouth was MY name. I win, old man.
my brother's first word was water for some reason (unrelated buy you may find it funny)
My youngest brother’s first word was “boom.” He was talking about balloon.
im so sorry that happened to you, but that is very funny that your brothers first words were your name lol :]
My first word was no.
My nephew’s first word was my deadname, because I practically raised that boy.
I miss him.
His mom is a TERF.
33:51 I feel so sorry for that child. Either she's going to grow up taught to be a bigot by her parents and will never escape that, or she's going to grow up and at some point find out that her parents, instead of trying to teach her 'mama' and 'dada', coaxed her into saying a horrible racist slur as her first word just so they could further their image as horrible racists.
I like to say “I didn’t find out my dad was racist until I was 35, because he was such a bad father he didn’t even have the decency to try to instil his shitty values.”
I find unreasonably hilarious that people looked at a picture of MattPat, and were like “That’s a girl.” simply because they were told he was a man.
14:48 there are so many hills and mountains to die on, yet he chose to die in a valley
Dude that's a raw line, I might borrow it in the future.
I like the realization that an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters will immediately type the complete works of Shakespeare. They will also type a version of Romeo and Juliet where Romeo runs off with Mercutio and starts an antique shop. And it will be better than the original at least once
Okay I'm fully in support of Romeo running off with Mercutio and starting an antique shop
It will be better than the original an infinite amount of times. Inifinity
Doctor: **starts chemo**
Cancer: “Not if I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE”
Doctor: **destroys cancer**
Cancer: “I knew I should have gotten the Turbo”
Honestly, "turbo cancer" sounds like the only disease that Max Power (from the Simpsons) would get.
Thousands of percent?! It would require people to have SO MANY TYPES OF CANCER AT ONCE at a certain percentage, but I don’t know how much.
Well, I SUCK at math, so roast me if I’m wrong, so other people who think this get corrected. 😊
45:36 LOL RoTFL those people who can't tell they are being pranked are outing themselves as dummies who have no idea that people can prank people on the internet. Be like the penguins and don't care one way or the other how the other penguin plays unless it actively hurts them.
You could tell that Click's faith in humanity shrunk 6x when he, a former teacher, saw someone argue about math that you learn in the first 6 school years
17:39 In case you didn't know this yet; all humans have pelvises, unless they have a birth defect. It's kind of necessary to have _legs!_
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No, no, no. Men just have pure muscle because they're so alpha they defy biology and physics.
I wonder if that person thinks every single skeleton found and seen is female... even the dinosaurs. Do they know what a pelvis is, really? Have they ever held a man (or themselves, if they are one) by the hips? Have they not heard of men getting hip joint replacements? You kinda need a pelvis for that. I'm so concerned for that person's education.
@@iclynnx Lack of, you mean...
XD
@@Ramsey276one True, lack of education. If they have access to a phone or computer, they could look things up, they don't even have the excuse of being poor or something and having been unable to learn anything. Also, being so sure they're correct... Since I don't know much about math due to me just getting started with learning it (no, I'm not a kid, just missed some years of school), I don't dare make a math statement like I actually know it, I can admit, "hey, I don't know much about this subject. I think this, but maybe I'm wrong".
About the pelvis-guy (which it what we shall call him) that said "When they die they are identified as men [ignore the rest]". I hear this all the time from transphobes. "wHeN tHeY dIg YoU uP tHeY'lL kNoW yOuR *rEaL* gEnDeR."
Bro. I study archaeology. We dig people up for a living. And let me tell you: The amount of times archaeologists can't figure out the person's sex from their skeleton or even in situ burial surroundings is immense. And the amount of times they're wrong in the beginning too.
Don't worry, your skeleton isn't as telling as those people think.
You could only tell the sex of a skeleton for certain by taking a DNA sample and analyzing the chromosomes. And even then, the skeleton might turn out to be that of an intersex person.
@@melissawickersham9912 Exactly!
As a skeleton, do I care? 😂
@@surewhatever8843 True😂
Transphobes really think we have Pixar bones 😂
Click when you said that your first word was duck I just imagined a baby saying "ankan" (which if my swedish is right is duck/the duck in swedish) and that was so cute. Thankyou for that image
My parents don't remember my first words. I went mute when I should have said my first words. Some time later, I finally spoke and it was in full sentences. Apparently, this is an early sign of autism. Something that I learned a couple of years ago when mentioning it at work.
"Why is this a hill you choose to die on? There wasn't even a hill there to begin with! You're like, literally as we speak, digging up a little stupid hill just so you can go and die on it! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
That might go down in history as my favorite Click reaction XD I gotta use that at some point!
I was on that part of the video when I read this
15:31
XD
Digging his own grave and standing on the mound.
The sun actually does look orange with smoke in the air.
Source: I lived in a place with wildfires.
If the sun does actually look less orange than it used to, that's probably a sign that the place they live in is less polluted than it used to be.
There were a few days last year up at the 47th parallel where I live where I would reply to friends “How’s the weather up there?” “Dark orange.”
30:08 So I looked it up and according to a quick google search "The average distance between the Earth and the Moon is 384 400 km (238 855 miles)." So not 93million miles away but also the reason we can take photos of it has little to do with the distance and more to do with the size
@ 33:01 Click says his first word was Duck. My sister's first word was Duck also 😊
I saw that Markiplier themed post and it’s honestly iconic. Also, I heard the transvestigators called JKR (their leader) a man.
JKR???
That's... Rowling?!
FOR REAL?!
JKR becoming a target for the transvestigators isn't all that surprising. When you make a storm of hatred and suspicion, some of it will splash back onto you.
@@Ramsey276one Yup, they did!
@@aidennevada243 but...
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*TO CAN DISABLED!*
Considering some of her comments and choices of pen name, I could believe an argument that JKR is a trans man in deep self hating denial. But speculation on that kind of topic is dumb, hence... her current fanbase.
Biology class really does fail sometimes. I've had to explain to an afab friend of mine, that you do not pee outta the same hole that children crawl out of and that you'll b able to pee just fine after the hysterectomy. Sometimes the state of the world worries me a bit. But at least I could educate a friend
Pee is stored in the balls.
They didn't happen to grow up in Texas, did they?
@@John_Weiss No, but they were a GOP congressman.
The puritans don't want people to know about sex other than "don't have it"
See, I'm forgiving of people who call the whole area the v@gina, as long as they can clarify they understand there are multiple holes involved. Not technically correct, but understandable since I'm not aware of a term that technically refers to the whole structure.
But surely someone WHO HAS ONE should realize there are different parts??
33:20 For some reason I’m strongly reminded of that story from the Bible when Elijah sicced a bear on a bunch of kids who were harassing him.
"PEMDAS is American and therefore stupid" is such a based take.
8:27 NO! He wasn't even the first European to go to the Americas! The first European to step foot in the Americas was a Viking named Leif Erikson.
Also, I'm pretty sure the people already living there 'discovered' it first lol
Hell Columbus didn't even set foot in the US
@@jayharv285 Untrue. It didn't actually happen until his third voyage, but he did eventually make it all the way to the continent of South America.
From Wikipedia:
"On 5 August [1498], Columbus sent several small boats ashore on the southern side of the Paria Peninsula in what is now Venezuela, near the mouth of the Orinoco river. This was the first recorded landing of Europeans on the mainland of South America."
(And on his fourth voyage, he actually spent two months exploring the coasts of (what would become) Honduras, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica, and even established a garrison in Panama.)
He also never stepped foot in the continental US
@@foogod4237 we mean North America. Sorry should have specified
Cannot explain the noises my mouth made when Click said “Daisy” in the intro
He has acknowledged your scent. He knows where you are. *RUN.*
@@justanothergamer64pointless. Useless. There is no chance of escape. It's too late.
HI I'M DAISY
My dumbass thought he said "Dacy" 😭
Gen-x in NZ. Our sun was always white and too bright to look at. Never knew that anyone else's sun was any different?
Even when the West Island sends a sky full of bushfire smoke at you? The sun and moon go deep red here in a bad summer.
Yeah, the only reason people think it’s yellow is because that’s the color we use to color it (because coloring with white is stupid) and bcs it looks yellow/orange at sunset
@@tealkerberus748 that changes the colour of sunsets but the quality of light is fairly consistent
Something like this happened to me. I left a comment showing my disapproval of a video that destroyed a bunch of antique model T. Fords. And someone responded to my comment with; "you should have bought it then?". I'm like that's not my point. I don't want one of these cars, I just don't want people destroying relics of History. The person responded: "it's supposed to trigger you?" I respond: Well that's stupid, but what's with all the question marks? They respond: "it's sarcasm?". I respond, whether you're being sarcastic or not doesn't change it into a question. If you're being sarcastic then that means you agree with me about destroying the old cars. They respond: "no, you don't understand sarcasm?". This guy TOTALLY understands sarcasm, apparently he understand sarcasm so well that his definition is different from everybody else's.
"they're iN MY A- sorry 🙂"
it's like stopping an unwanted thought dead in it's tracks, but out loud
the 🙂 as well
34:38
TW: P3DO file
Full explanation on why this is dangerous.
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I watched a full video on this problematic mentality regarding p3dophilia. The big issue with saying that you can’t be attracted to adults that look young for their age, is that you are creating a mentality in which actual p3dophilia can be “justified” through the idea of the adult looking young for their age or the child looking older. P3dophiles already use an excuse that surprisingly similar to this one. You may have heard it before. “She/he is surprisingly mature for her/his age.”
"markiplower"
I see what you did there...
That last one... when my brother and I were kids, the 4.5 year difference in ages was a huge deal. He was a literal toddler and I was a school kid! Then we were both school kids but he was a junior and I was a senior, then he was still in Primary School while I was in High School. That 4.5 years looked less of a gap when I was 30 and he was 25ish and we were riding our motorbikes around as two *_adults_* and now I'm sixty, he's "around my age". 4.5 years is a far smaller - and less significant - percentage of my life than it used to be.
Whoever wrote that "bE cOnSiStEnT" twaddle has no concept of percentages. At age 20, 4 years represents a 5th of your life (20%). At age 40, 4 years is only 1/10th of your life, at age 80 it's only 1/20th (5%) - a 40-year old dating a 36-year old would be equivalent to a 20-year old dating an 18-year old, *not* a 20-year-old dating a 16-year-old. An 80-year old dating a 76-year old would be equivalent to a 20-year-old dating a 19-year-old.
35:36 "Traditional art is ableist" I am a traditional and digital (NOT the same thing as AI) artist, and I also happen to have severe joint pain in my hands from an autoimmune disorder. Yes, this makes it difficult to do art. But it's still very much possible. I just need to know my limits by taking breaks and figure out ways to work around the pain, like by using a special grip on my pencil. And people with even more severe disabilities can and do create amazing art by finding ways to work around their issues! AI "art" can be a valuable tool, and it can be fun to use, especially for those who struggle with art. But using just AI to create images doesn't make you an artist since you didn't actually put in any work. And as long as AI makers are allowed to steal art to train their models, it simply isn't ethical to use.
Many of us literally are just simply incapable. However, that’s not a justification to use AI art in such a way.
All of those argument made in that post are so incredibly stupid. Pretty sure art (for law purposes) is defined by the human creativity that made it. Hence why AI images can't be copyrighted in most places - there is no artist. Also art is not restricted to drawing. Music, sculpture and so many mediums to choose from. Yes, AI images are quicker to make, but they lack soul. (And I have to admit I use them as reference/inspiration sometimes, because it's easier than trying to find the subject or especially style I want on google etc, but I'd NEVER call that creating art)
Also art skills are 95% practice (I believe the number was) so I hate the "I'm just not talented" argument
@@aduckofsomesortyou can practice and draw what makes you happy. not everything has to be realism or even _drawing!_ you can do whatever in art ((like sculpting lol))
@@strawberrygi_rlmy favourite style of art lately is Minecraft builds. They’re basically 3D pixel art, and the limitations can breed super creative answers.
i've literally seen armless people draw better using their FEET, than i can draw with my hands. in the old horror movie "Freaks", you can literally see a man with no arms and legs roll and light a cigarette using just his mouth.
I can explain why they think the sun used to be orange. It’s because Gen X sees only it’s own generation with the pink glasses.
I'm guessing they live in an area that used to have a lot of air pollution and it's dramatically reduced in the past decade and a half.
Gen Xer here, grew up in the middle of Nebraska and we drew the sun with yellow crayons and it's always been white.
@@leeshajoi nah, it’s a case of brain fog and it’s got worse with time.
As a gen Xer, we may have bloodshot eyes, but we never got the rose colored glasses. And we used yellow. I used gold because I hate yellow. But orange? It better be sunrise or sunset.
@@leeshajoiI believe you're correct. Britain had really bad pollution when we were kids and they've really cleaned up.
44:16 I think a better quote would be "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." would be such a better quote, cuz it was said by Mewtwo, and Mewtwo is awesome
8:47 Christopher Columbus didn’t even discover America it was Leif Erikson. He discovered it 500 years before Columbus
The Native Americans discovered it 25,000 years before Leif Erikson, too.
“we can always tell!!”
*calls markiplier a trans man*
ah yes my favorite trans person, markiplier
@@snackingfeather He just represents the community!
I think they meant it ironic @@tvbiiro.
How did they come to that conclusion anyway? He's like the manliest man I've seen on youtube.
"We can always tell! _Especially_ when we're wrong! Always means _always!_ No exceptions."
4:56 the funny thing is, if you think about the intelligence of birds, you see that this “insult” is at best a synonym of smartass & at worst is a compliment.
Depending on the person and the kind of bird, it _is_ an insult - to the bird.
I'm pretty sure there's a significant overlap between the smartest corvids and the dumbest people.
Fun fact: pigeons are actually almost as smart as corvidae.@@rolfs2165
Since going on T, I have been in public once without a binder - they can't tell, they just want to be right 😂
the "you wont always have a calculator on you" counter argument is funny to me
since, in highschool, my friend said that while we were talking about som math homework.. i asked to see hes phone so i can google n show the facts to him right then n there.. he hands me hes phone.. n i just start walking away with it...
he got the point.
I had a calculator watch in 1982 or 1983.
I love how he says ✨ Sparkles ✨
Same
✨ sparkles ✨
@@TheSkyGuy77 ✨ Sparkles ✨
✨sparkles✨
@@db_524 ✨ Sparkles ✨
I always find it interesting how people HAVE the power of google in their palms yet refuse to use it.
The problem is there is misinformation on the internet.
@@Wolfie54545 Sure, but in case of math?.
Though...
now that i think about it...
nevermind.
The Internet is dumb as shit. I trust Google as far as I can throw it. And I can't throw it. It's fucking software.
People don't Google things they're convinced they already know.
1:20 the reason for this is that your vision is more yellowish when you were a child, this also explains why images that gives off the old nostalgic feeling usually have the yellow tinted effects.
My guess is they had smog/poor air. It makes the sun look very orange. In the last couple decades most places have tried to clean up the air and then the sun is more yellow looking.
6:20 This person just used the tool wrong. It's precise, if you know what direction it measures in.
“Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.”
- Stephen Vizinczey, Hungarian-Canadian writer, 1933-2021
This subreddit reminds me of this quote lol
One of my characters in a D&D campaign has a tattoo in Draconic. He is _certain_ it means "powerful", but it actually means "onion soup".
Love that!!!
😂😂😂
I've got to do this for one of my characters now 😂
@@laurelelasselinHe will not be happy when he learns Draconic.
32:54 ah yes. A lot of us have funny first words (besides mom). My first word was "more". My second word was "cake"
Being neurodivergent, I often noticed ambiguities in math word problems in school. My teachers would alwys say there's nothing ambiguous. But when it says, "there are 3 apples on the table. Take 2. How many do you have?" and the answer ends up being 1, you learn to be suspicious.
Agreed! Because you've TAKEN two, therefore if you're asking how many _I_ have, it's two.
I definitely had this issue before, but sometimes explaining how it's confusing just... confuses the other person, sadly.
42:35 I have dyscalculia. I can NOT to simple math in my head, I NEED a calculator to do something like 26+44. But I’m able to do math really well with a calulator to do those small details for me because my brain functions very formulaic and needs structure so I’m able to understand math because of it. However- teachers would take my calculator away on tests etc bc “you wont always a calulator”
I was 8th in my class and taking freshman level algebra in 6th grade. I explained the reasons why I need it but was bullied by teachers and peers for “not trying/being smart enough”
THAT is why I hate that phrase and why I silently twitch every time Click says this in defense of the phrase. I agree we need to be able to understand in order to use the tool: but thats not what that phrase is about.
Funny story: I typed these two numbers randomly and in fact could not do it in my head. Just came back after a notification of the comment being liked. Can confirm I can’t do it at all in my head and had to use a calculator. It’s 70 :)
@@farawayxgalaxyi struggle with simple math too
Click has shown in the video that the easiest way to do this is to split the numbers
Like 20+6 +40+4
Basically your answer always end up in the range of 10
Of course using calculator is the fastest option
@@farawayxgalaxyoh yeah reminds me too
I once saw a post saying a calculation is wrong
It was 225+225 = 550
And i was like huh? I had to actually whipped out ny calculator
@@04phanthanhbinhjake9 I don't have dyscalculia, and have always been at least decent in simple maths. But even I just took a minute there to realise that 225+225 is indeed 450. :D
I have dyscalculia too. And I didn't find this out until my university years. The school I was at just put me in a lower maths class because they couldn't be bothered to investigate.
One "tricky" math question like the apple one is: there are five crows sitting on a fence. You shoot one. How many are left?
And the answer is none, because they all flew away to the sound of the bullet.
They're all in the trees nearby, sounding the alarm so future generations of crows will recognize you as a danger to crow-kind.
@@feuerling now I feel bad for writing it as if "I" shot. It's a stupid math problem anyway. And I think the first time I heard it the birds weren't crows specifically, I just went with them because there were crows in one of the posts Click read.
@@Luca..S crows are awesome
Wrong! There is *one* left, because the one you shot did not fly away!
Nuh huh, actually there are 5 crows because why on earth would i shoot a crow? They're silly and Odin's friends
We need more people to be talking about "duck" being his first word. It is so incredibly cute wtf
36:55 TURBO CANCER?!
XD
For the whole days of the month thing, I always remember the little jingle. "30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, except for February who has 28." and then you just gotta remember that February can sometimes be a leap year lol
February has 33 days I'll have you know.
Theres also some other way but i dont remember, man i cant spell, but the knuckle one is very helpful bc it takes less memory
If you can remember April, June, September, November you're good. That's the 30 day months. Everybody knows February so it's not a problem.
30 days hath September,
April, June, and November.
All the rest hath 31,
Except for February alone,
Which hath 28 days, clear,
And 29 in each Leap Year.
When I was growing up, Emily’s First 100 Days did this version!
“Thirty days have September, April, June, and November-all the rest have 31, except February-now we’re done!”