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  • @spnsman1
    @spnsman1 Před rokem +3314

    I really hate that people think that having a c-section isn’t a real childbirth. Does that mean that I’m not a human because I wasn’t born naturally?

    • @niamhturner1451
      @niamhturner1451 Před rokem +431

      yeah i hate all this gatekeeping over parenting, its all bullshit

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Před rokem +4

      At least you can kill Macbeth

    • @niekatheunknownweirdokid
      @niekatheunknownweirdokid Před rokem +357

      I ain't a human regardless. My mom gave birth through Ceserean Section and Im still goddamn crazy and dumb regardless if I came out the cat or uterus
      Edit: I was high when I wrote this. I know it makes no sense

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 Před rokem +2

      Yes. Please hand in your human card to the human department until you are born properly. Thank you.

    • @sadowldad1382
      @sadowldad1382 Před rokem +197

      RIGHT!?!? Welp guess im not human, rules dont apply to me, stealing is legal now!

  • @madmadammeag5141
    @madmadammeag5141 Před rokem +1965

    "Women aren't interested in sex and don't fantasize"
    Most erotic authors are women..... and women consume 95% of the erotic literature on the market.

    • @theredstonebat9051
      @theredstonebat9051 Před rokem +144

      ...
      ...
      ...
      yes.

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ Před rokem +278

      not related but i have a love-hate relationship with published erotica
      something about being spoiled by ao3 having tags for easy filtering and the lack of queer erotica on the market makes turning to fanfic easier

    • @madmadammeag5141
      @madmadammeag5141 Před rokem +34

      @@silverdrag0n_ What do you mean by queer, out of curiosity? Like full LGBTQ+ spectrum, or just queer?

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ Před rokem +138

      @@madmadammeag5141 in this context i use queer as an alternative to LGBTQ, aka an umbrella term.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 Před rokem +77

      @@silverdrag0n_
      I have to admit lgbtq works are becoming much more common (thankfully). At the barnes and noble in a nearby (read, 1 hour drive away) city, they literally have a separate manga shelf that's just lgbtq and i was surprised by how much was shrinkwrapped. Also after the untamed became super popular the books got an official english translation (actually everything by that author) and that's started more lgbtq novels showing up on the shelves. They just have stands of lgbtq works around, too.
      Best of all, the staff there have been really open about liking those works. You bring anything up to the counter and you don't have to worry about them judging you. Things are moving in the right direction

  • @jaidenthekid6051
    @jaidenthekid6051 Před rokem +1043

    "Women aren't interested in sex and don't fantasize"
    Proceeds to ignore the entire romance entertainment industry catered to horny women

    • @nikk6435
      @nikk6435 Před rokem +145

      and sex toy industry...

    • @hqueso
      @hqueso Před rokem +199

      What's throwing you off is that the original commenter skipped some words for brevity. The whole comment should be "Women aren't interested in sex *with me* and don't fantasize *about me*. And with that attitude, we can see why.

    • @jaidenthekid6051
      @jaidenthekid6051 Před rokem +51

      @@hqueso Good point, I'll keep that in mind

    • @Stachelbeeerchen
      @Stachelbeeerchen Před rokem +52

      All these wet Cucumbers dropped by woman in the 50 shades of Grey Theaters were all a glitch in the matrix then.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem

      How do people get shit like this in their heads? This is VERY easy to disprove. There are articles ON THE INTERNET, written BY women, FOR women, about their sexual fantasies, what they mean, are they normal, how to tell their boyfriend they want to be choked, etc...This stuff isn't hidden, hard to find, or on porn sites, it's in blogs!
      There is a whole community of women online, having debates about what it means to have submissive BDSM fantasies and still be feminist. Use freaking Google! Some people are just beyond help.

  • @merla692
    @merla692 Před rokem +460

    Fun fact: most animals actually don't menstruate. Mark's dog certainly didn't menstruate. Roughly speaking, only higher primates have menstrual cycles, most of other mammals have estrous cycles. Think about it: women get their period on the least fertile point of their cycle, meanwhile, female dogs will bleed when they're about to go into heat, i.e. the most fertile point of their cycle. That's because it's not menstruation (which would be defined as the discharge of blood and tissue from the inner lining of the uterus at the end of the fertile period). Dogs bleed sometimes because during the fertile period they're high on estrogen levels, which increases the load of blood that is sent to the reproductive organs, and it also alters capillary permeability, which might cause the bleeding.
    Source: I'm a vet student🐶🐱

    • @a.r.h.9767
      @a.r.h.9767 Před 10 měsíci +33

      Oooh thank you for the info !!

    • @JankoWalski-hz3lu
      @JankoWalski-hz3lu Před 8 měsíci +31

      I came here to correct him, but kinda knew that someone already did it. Thanks for the explanation, I didn't even knew why dogs bleed, just knew that it means they are fertile at the moment, unlike humans.

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn Před 8 měsíci +15

      Ahhh. Thank you so much! I was having trouble with this because I remembered dogs not having a menstrual cycle, but not much else. I know click wouldn't make stuff up, but I was very confused and kinda concerned until I saw this.

    • @idontreadorreply
      @idontreadorreply Před 8 měsíci +1

      Exactly!!

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 Před 6 měsíci +7

      One of those cases of a very similar thing but not quite the same

  • @spacepiratecaptainrush1237
    @spacepiratecaptainrush1237 Před rokem +2288

    as a trans woman the "makes up stuff without evidence and forces others to refute it" tactic is something I have to deal with a lot...

    • @jpbaley2016
      @jpbaley2016 Před rokem +2

      Just tell them they are uneducated, ignorant morons. Then tell them to prove your wrong.

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Před rokem +185

      Yup. I get "I hate that people get so angry if you make a mistake and happen to mis-pronoun them" a lot. And I have to explain that I or them have never experienced that, that is just something they have heard trans people get irrationally angry about.

    • @joshuapenner1519
      @joshuapenner1519 Před rokem +9

      Guess I can now identify as a cat because I feel like a cat. Because that is permitted under your philosophy. :)

    • @blitzofchaosgaming6737
      @blitzofchaosgaming6737 Před rokem +1

      I just reply with "You F**K your Roomba. Now please refute that with verifiable facts."

    • @blitzofchaosgaming6737
      @blitzofchaosgaming6737 Před rokem +210

      @@joshuapenner1519 Are you implying that cats and women are the same thing?

  • @alabastergiant
    @alabastergiant Před rokem +1919

    I should hope transphobia is difficult. Being a bigot shouldn't be easy.

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor Před rokem +166

      Being stupid is far easier than using your brain. It’s unfortunate

    • @joshuapenner1519
      @joshuapenner1519 Před rokem +20

      Because saying that a man can't be woman and a woman can't be a man defies logic. Right. Guess I can now identify as a cat because I feel like a cat. Because that is permitted under your philosophy. :)

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal Před rokem +28

      Shouldn't be, but it exists solely because it's easier to paint broad strokes than think more nuanced approaches

    • @paulmccartneyofc6883
      @paulmccartneyofc6883 Před rokem

      I am happy to say that im a bigot, i passed into bigot university and they had the hardest tests i've ever seen. Don't worry, i'm a professional bigot, unlike those you saw on the video😎

    • @Confused_Artist5150
      @Confused_Artist5150 Před rokem +104

      @Joshua Penned well, if you want to identify as a cat then go for it ig.
      Whatever floats your boat, my guy. Oh, sorry, I mean my feline.

  • @vitisvinifera1590
    @vitisvinifera1590 Před rokem +469

    Also, as a mother who gave birth naturally:
    If you trash ppl who had a C-section, I hope you find your shoes filled with water every morning for the rest of your life

    • @Pastelpurplecryptid
      @Pastelpurplecryptid Před rokem +60

      Not water they’re shoes should always be filled with stink bugs and sour milk

    • @MissE_Art
      @MissE_Art Před 10 měsíci +54

      And your bladder is always full when you’re in a comfortable position!

    • @Milo_The_Rando
      @Milo_The_Rando Před 10 měsíci

      Please your grammar makes no sense 😭 if you trash ppl?

    • @carlosgois2097
      @carlosgois2097 Před 10 měsíci +30

      And your food is always very hot when you go eat it, but it is cold when you go eat it after waiting for it to cool down

    • @realjettlag
      @realjettlag Před 10 měsíci +21

      May they inexplicably wake one day with a C-section wound that never heals.

  • @resamena4576
    @resamena4576 Před rokem +454

    next time I need to reject a creep on tinder I'll just say "sorry I can't go out with you I'm chemically ruined" lol

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem

      I will say the only reasons I won't date a pornstar is that A) I don't like the idea of someone else fucking my gf B) I don't know if she might have stds (everyone has needs and nobody wants stds also a reason I won't date anyone very sexually active unless they are willing to take a test and give me the results and if they turn out to be clean then I'll date them) and C) I know I can't measure up

    • @residentsleeper8639
      @residentsleeper8639 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Funny, That's how I cancel plans when I have a hangover lol

    • @LinBeReal
      @LinBeReal Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@residentsleeper8639OMG

  • @austinluther5825
    @austinluther5825 Před rokem +1410

    I am gay, I am trans, I am a laboratory scientist who does COVID-19 testing, and for whatever reason the one that infuriated me the most was the one about rice.
    Edit: It has been very interesting watching people over the past several weeks argue about, essentially, scientific terminology. A lot of confusion over biology and sociology and how they overlap. Also that social sciences are also science; biology is not the only type of science.
    I am very tempted to show this comment thread around the lab. See how people who all have careers in human biological science react to this. And very apropos that this thread is on a comment for a video responding to r/ConfidentlyIncorrect.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +4

      Y'know, whenever I see any of these conspiracy-theory posts about COVID-19 that vomit out the words, "spike protein," I always wonder _what_ they think a spike protein is? Because they clearly don't realize its the part of the outer-coating on many, many kinds of viruses used to latch onto the cell being infected…
      Also, I have a speculation that you may be able to confirm or correct: I suspect that all of the people who developed heart-problems from the COVID-19 vaccine would've developed those same problems from a COVID-19 infection. Or would've developed Guilain-Barre [sp] Syndrome after a COVID-19 infection.

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 Před rokem +121

      @@John_Weiss Up front, I am a laboratory scientist and not a medical doctor. But I do keep up with the literature so I know what I'm looking at (and because I'm the go-to COVID-19 explainer for my entire family).
      Cardiac irregularities and maladies developing soon after vaccination occurs at lower rates and with less severity than unvaccinated patients after testing positive for COVID-19. This includes blood clots, which was a concern in early 2021 with the J&J vaccine but after further study was shown to not occur with increased frequency beyond usually occurring rates of blood clots.
      As for Guillain-Barre syndrome, this also occurs at much higher rates among patients who have testes positive than those who have never been confirmed positive but have received the vaccine. Since the syndrome is caused by an improper immune response, it is expected to see some cases from vaccination alone. But it's much more likely to occur as a result of the virus itself, which stresses the immune system much more and is thus more likely to result in Guilliam-Barre.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +31

      @@austinluther5825 Cool! Thanks for the reply!

    • @karayanna8119
      @karayanna8119 Před rokem +92

      .. rice? You mean short noodles?... ppfffftttt (Joking, I'm sorry)

    • @x_honeybear_x7447
      @x_honeybear_x7447 Před rokem +92

      @@karayanna8119 ..noodles? you mean government tracking worms?....pppffftttt /j

  • @ald00I
    @ald00I Před rokem +408

    "pregnancy does nothing to womens body"
    whos gonna tell him where the abs or heart or lungs go when a womans pregnant

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 Před rokem +131

      Not to mention the hormonal changes, the heightened risk of blood clots, and the traumatic (and possibly deadly) experience that is birth

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Před rokem +89

      @@naolucillerandom5280 or the post-natal mental problems that some people suffer from

    • @kathleenwoods8416
      @kathleenwoods8416 Před rokem +39

      😂Don't you know, none of that counts! Women don't experience their bodies or brains actually. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously not trustworthy because that isn't morally convenient!

    • @Dressup_Doll
      @Dressup_Doll Před rokem +6

      Wait….what?!

    • @randommoth4978
      @randommoth4978 Před 11 měsíci +14

      ​@@kathleenwoods8416I'm assuming this is sarcasm lol

  • @flamingtorrent2109
    @flamingtorrent2109 Před rokem +780

    “Finally i get to talk about Swedish stuff!” The pure joy in his voice

  • @SagaRydberg
    @SagaRydberg Před 9 měsíci +61

    its so sad that people do not know why periods are caused, especially 20+ year old women who can get them. I'm 13 and even i know why.

    • @groggyowl6871
      @groggyowl6871 Před 5 měsíci +10

      It's all thanks to overprotective parents. Who don't want their innocent "babies." To learn about their bodies and it's functions from school, but at the same time won't teach them about it themselves. Ooo or they teach them about it, but in the "religious way."

    • @SagaRydberg
      @SagaRydberg Před 5 měsíci

      it doesnt make sense to me why some people think that is a logical decision to not teach their kids about anything related to anything sexual, like your child will grow up eventually and become adults or did they just forget that?
      like no Michael is not your little angel or mamas boy susan hes 30 and is unemployed because of people like you, and also he does not even know that women exist probably outside of you@@groggyowl6871

  • @mariane5564
    @mariane5564 Před rokem +711

    ''XY are females''
    Well, guess my trans brother would be happy about that

    • @chrissyweikoop7931
      @chrissyweikoop7931 Před rokem +34

      wait. that makes us all happy! :D

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +2

      Trans women aren't real men!
      I hope this joke didn't go over people's heads.

    • @molybdomancer195
      @molybdomancer195 Před rokem +67

      But does that mean that I as the cis owner of XX chromosomes am actually male. Might explain my engineering degree 😂

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Před rokem +16

      God if only that was how that worked.

    • @niamhturner1451
      @niamhturner1451 Před rokem +1

      and my trans woman ass is very pleased by this

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf Před rokem +462

    Fun fact about correlation and causation - when an area starts motorcycle mandating helmets, the number of injuries go up. Do helmets cause injuries? No. It's just that there's more people are surviving to be counted as an injury instead of dying of massive head trauma and being counted as a fatality instead. Bicycles too.

    • @maarekstele2998
      @maarekstele2998 Před rokem +35

      Kinda like ww1 helmet statistics

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 Před rokem +66

      There was a similar thing about damaged WWII (I think) planes that got damaged. Initial plan was to reinforce the areas the returning machines had the worst damage, then someone came around and said "wait a minute, maybe only the planes with that specific damage return, because the one's that get hit there actually CAN make it back and we need to reinforce the other parts, where damage leads to the planes going down. (Sorry if that's what is talked about in the vid, not fully through yet).

    • @ChampionMarx
      @ChampionMarx Před rokem +15

      So nothing actually changed in term of accidents just the balance on the scale of the result changed

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Před rokem +42

      @@ChampionMarx Pretty much. Which is what you should be expecting - helmets won't make people fall down less. They'll just make them break their skulls less.

    • @Newfiecat
      @Newfiecat Před rokem +15

      I saw something somewhere that joked that "chainmail bikini" was invented by smiths who didn't understand this phenomenon. I guess the women fighters came back with lots of shoulder and shin injuries, so they reinforced those areas and left the chest, belly and thigh area bare. So I would imagine the result was that less women came back injured. (Or, y'know, at all).

  • @Callum_1275
    @Callum_1275 Před rokem +108

    COMPLETELY RANDOM: Achilles was killing hector because he killed Achilles love, which was a man named Patroclus. He went insane and cried for days. He even laid in bed with the body, because the grief of having his love gone. Hector brutally bashed in Patroclus’s skull while Patroclus was pretending to be Achilles to ward off the Trojans who were invading their camps. The commander of the entire army insulted Achilles badly and achilles vowed not to fight for them again until the leader apologized. Many, many Greeks were dying but Achilles couldn’t help so Patroclus decided to pretend to be Achilles to get the invaders away from the camp or the war would be over and the Greeks would be dead or inslaved. On a carriage sort of thing he was throwing spears and chasing them out to their camp and once they were in he decided to climb the wall. It’s said that the god Apollo was at the top and he lifted Patroclus off and dropped him his legs broke. He was trying to leave on the carriage but the horse got spooked by the army coming towards him with hector at the head....
    Hector killed him - Achilles got revenge
    Poor Patroclus. 😢 he just wanted to help everyone. ❤
    (Sorry I’m everywhere but I want everyone to know, don’t spread lies y’all.)

    • @whyiseveryoneusinghandle
      @whyiseveryoneusinghandle Před rokem +12

      At least it ended up being more bitter-sweet.
      Although at first they were not allowed to be buries together, but in the end, they were.
      I love the book so much.

    • @blasphemyrumors
      @blasphemyrumors Před rokem +2

      It's also fair to highlight that Achilles was, at the beginning of the war, a teenager (around 15~), while Patroclus was an adult (and also related to Achilles). [This kind of homosexual pederastic relationship where one man was old and the other a kid were normal at the time, although criticized even by later Greeks; anyway, we should not romanticize them]

    • @sharky-oy8ts
      @sharky-oy8ts Před rokem +20

      ​@@blasphemyrumors there is no solid evidence that the two were related as there are different telling of the story and in some stories the two are around the same age

    • @Lengxinwuhuen
      @Lengxinwuhuen Před rokem +2

      @@blasphemyrumors I thought it was the other way around, where Achilles was the adult, and Patroclus was the child?

    • @cr0taline_180
      @cr0taline_180 Před rokem +2

      @@blasphemyrumors where does it say this in the Iliad ? very curious because maybe we shouldnt romanticize them, sure, but in the process of reading it and i think thats something that came after the Iliad was written

  • @Nix1280
    @Nix1280 Před 10 měsíci +33

    I got soooo mad at the "having a C-section means you're not a real mom" because one of my friends was born through C-section and her mom is one of the best moms ever

    • @eg568
      @eg568 Před 8 měsíci +9

      I don't know anyone who born this way, but I still think it's insane to consider moms not real because of it. Those people probably are against adoption too.

    • @ShintogaDeathAngel
      @ShintogaDeathAngel Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@eg568 to be fair, there *are* several good reasons to be against adoption, especially when it involves taking babies from women who would have kept and raised those babies, but other people have unfairly judged to be "unfit mothers" due to moralistic reasoning (aka forced adoption). Adoption is a lottery and doesn't always give the child a better life - sometimes it's actually worse than what they would have had, and some foster/potential adopted kids have been murdered by their 'new parents'.
      Personally, while my a-family were better off, financially, there was still a lot of dysfunction and my adoptive dad had the same issues (bipolar, addiction) that my birth mum and dad struggled with.
      Plus, he was sexually attracted to me since I hit puberty and I was never really defended from that by the other adults, even if I tried to speak up about it. My experience isn't unique, either.
      I get bio parents can be abusers, too, everyone's experience is a mixed bag on both sides, but some people act like adopters are all saintly and superior, rather than also being flawed people like everyone else. Not everyone adopts for selfless, altruistic reasons, after all.
      It would still take a LOT more than a CZcams comment to really explain all the reasons why adoption isn't always a good thing, even though it's a necessary evil at times and most people gloss over the negatives, even though they can have a significant impact on everyone involved (aka the 'adoptee triangle - which includes the birth parent(s), adoptive parents and the adoptee themselves).
      Adoptees can suffer from a lifetime of psychological damage from being separated from their birth mothers/parents, even if they were separated as newborns and were never told about it, and many who do know they're adopted don't always come to realise or acknowledge the impact it had on them.
      I am adopted and have two new-ish friends who were also adopted - while one of them denies it ever bothered him, they're both messed up (drugs, alcohol and just generally very chaotic people in general).
      One of my bio cousins is also adopted, never met him but it sounds like he has significant issues from what my bio aunt told me (she's his birth mother - they tried to reconcile, but it went badly).
      All that said, while there are risks involved with C-sections, I still agree it is insane to insinuate that people who have them aren't real mothers.

    • @eg568
      @eg568 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@ShintogaDeathAngel Majority of people have kids for egoistic reasons. I never said that adoption system is ideal. Those which are international are even worse. That's why Russia banned their kids been adopted in western countries for example.
      But to say that those parents who actually raised children are lesser than those whose biological material they made from is insane. If having a C-section is enough for those people to claim woman isn't a real mother, they would highly likely to have such absurd opinion too.

  • @funram
    @funram Před rokem +650

    For those who want to know : "sir" comes from the French "sire", which comes from the old French "sieur", which comes from the Latin "seiior", which was a variant of "senior".

    • @ValirAmaril
      @ValirAmaril Před rokem +20

      but where did "senior" come from

    • @screaming_cat2007
      @screaming_cat2007 Před rokem +38

      So basically we calling sirs old. I love this fun fact.

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 Před rokem +32

      @@screaming_cat2007 Or just older, much like "senpai"

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem +2

      @@Notmyname1593 yep

    • @LadyAneh
      @LadyAneh Před rokem +28

      So “monsieur” is literally “my senior”.

  • @thehoser1717
    @thehoser1717 Před rokem +182

    I'm dying at the "women don't have kinks" bit, most of the kinkiest fuckers I know are women.

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Před 9 měsíci +16

      You're absolutely right. The horniest person I ever knew is my ex.

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 Před 6 měsíci

      Ya clearly never seen all the kinky toys woman buy or the novels they read 😂😂 woman are super kinky… with men they actually want to do things with

    • @NebelTanz
      @NebelTanz Před 6 měsíci +10

      Can confirm

    • @GretchZ
      @GretchZ Před 5 měsíci +10

      My first girlfriend, with whom we each had many firsts, spontaneously started domming me, which was awesome. Something awoke deep inside her out of nowhere.
      I broke it off for bad reasons, but there was this semi-subconscious “she’s not bisexual and I just might be a girl” thing in my mind forever that didn.t get resolved until 23 years later.
      (Then again she also had weird ideas about feminism. Super feminist on paper, but had a lot of gender-normative ideas in practice)

    • @eutrophic04
      @eutrophic04 Před 5 měsíci +16

      This person has clearly never been to a bookstore and seen the smut section.

  • @KitsuneYashaX48
    @KitsuneYashaX48 Před rokem +179

    "I am severely flabbergasted and very entertained" basically describes me watching any reddit video, especially Clicky-wicky and Topicy-wopicy.

    • @realjettlag
      @realjettlag Před 10 měsíci +7

      "Severely flabbergasted" sounds like something to head to the ER with. "Help! I'm severely flabbergasted. Call 911! Where are my deflabbergasting pills?"

    • @KitsuneYashaX48
      @KitsuneYashaX48 Před 10 měsíci +6

      @realjettlag lmao I hadn't even thought of it that way, but it kinda does, doesn't it? Gonna tell that to my doc next time I see her for a checkup.
      "Well, anything wrong today?"
      "Yes, Doc, I'm severely flabbergasted."

  • @orelliaorellia142
    @orelliaorellia142 Před rokem +174

    As a middle school history teacher I want to call a round of applause for you and the very good summary you just made of the human transition toward agriculture. Concise, and perfectly up to date with researches!

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 Před rokem +5

      Didn't the population also start rapidly rising because humans started lowering the infant mortality rate? I don't remember what it was that lowered the mortality rate though. Better maternal care? Cleaner water? Better sanitation? Easier access to more food?

    • @orelliaorellia142
      @orelliaorellia142 Před rokem +19

      @@mangaanimefan3089 Not at the end of Prehistory. In reality, the health of the cultivators was worse than the health of the hunters and their mortality rates higher. Plus they needed more people to work in the field. That's why they had more children and the population rised.
      What you are describing is what happens nowadays, we have better health thanks to modern medicine so the mortality is lower. Because of that the number of children surviving their childhood is higher and by the time the population decrease the number of birth per family, it has grown immensely.

  • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla

    It's good to see many places around the world shifting towards being more LGBTQ friendly and hopefully one day we can forsake these ridiculous homophobic and transphobic takes that people have that defy logic itself.

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 Před rokem

      Not likely since women and non whites are still being globally oppressed and their rights debated despite literal thousands of years of protesting and scientific evidence of its stupidity.

    • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
      @SamiTheAnxiousBean Před rokem +111

      Sadly for the past 2 years it seems to be turning back into exclusion

    • @henpie3336
      @henpie3336 Před rokem +75

      @@SamiTheAnxiousBean we ran out of problems to care about so now we’re all at each other’s throats, I just want it to end before some idiot gets power and ruins it for the world

    • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
      @SamiTheAnxiousBean Před rokem +93

      @@henpie3336 we still have plenty of problems to care about idk why people have been trying to make up problems instead or reversing progress

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +63

      @@SamiTheAnxiousBean In the US it is reversing but around the world in most places thankfully that isn't the case.

  • @gaylewinds4808
    @gaylewinds4808 Před rokem +597

    I've had an ovarian cyst the size of a volleyball cut out of me and the healing process hurt like crazy. The very idea of trying to take care of a baby while my body was healing from major surgery makes me respect anyone who gave birth through C-section. Anyone who looks down on them or thinks it was easy has no clue.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Před rokem +46

      I really appreciate this! I had 2 drug-free births, then #3 was a C-section. Recovering from any abdominal surgery is excruciating. (I don't want to forget to say, glad you're okay now!) I'm very lucky I had lots of family around at the time!

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 Před rokem +40

      @@missnaomi613 Hearing about C sections is something that I rarely get to do. A couple of years ago I had thought a C section was the "less painful" option compared to natural births. Then I was reminded that it's an operation where you get your lower body cut open and your organs are shoved out of the way to prevent complications. Like, you might have pain killers in the moment but you're still gonna have stitches and a super hormonal body after a C section! It should be common sense but, _for some stupid reason,_ it just wasn't something that occured to me!

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Před rokem +30

      @@conspiracypanda1200 it's the more "safe" (read convenient) for doctors. I'd already been trained as a birth instructor, I'll try not to go off... I had classic PTSD symptoms afterwards. (I'm okay now.) All that said, it's a real experience and *all birth experiences are valid.*

    • @laurencegareau582
      @laurencegareau582 Před rokem +23

      @gayle As someone who has had sugery to remove a pillow-sized cyst tumor 3 years ago (a foot long scar on my stomach and a solid 6 months recovery) and who has had an emergency C-section 2 months ago, the last was far less invasive and I am fully recovered now. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a big deal and jt takes a while longer to recover than natural birth, but you have seen worst haha. You do need a shit ton of help those first few weeks though because you can’t lift anything slightly heavy.
      Both ways to give birth are a true challenge for different reasons, but people, i can’t stress this enough, you are not less of a mother because of the way your baby got out of you! My baby and I would have died without the C-section, so thanks modern medecine!

    • @justusb.plorer8773
      @justusb.plorer8773 Před rokem +4

      My mom had three.

  • @glutenfreebees
    @glutenfreebees Před rokem +61

    my latin teacher explained the "Xmas" thing to our class! X is a symbol for Christ because in Greek, the first 2 letters of CHRist are chi (Χ) and rho (Ρ). so the X in Xmas isn't "crossing out" Jesus or anything, it's literally just a Christian symbol that comes from the Greek alphabet.

    • @batsnghostz
      @batsnghostz Před rokem +7

      One kid at my school said it was crossing out christ
      We were in 6th grade
      In music class preparing for a christmas .. play? Music show?
      it was in a lyrics video on youtube
      The teacher just kinda glossed over the comment, lol

  • @_.-._.-Y0K0-._.-._
    @_.-._.-Y0K0-._.-._ Před rokem +30

    "What a pathetic excuse for a carbon lump" has been added to my vocabulary

  • @Doc_Trancy
    @Doc_Trancy Před rokem +317

    The ‘we only got periods recently’ thing is obviously BS for all the reasons. Including the question: Wouldn’t men have periods too?

    • @engtilde
      @engtilde Před rokem +2

      No? Learn biology

    • @chastitymarks2185
      @chastitymarks2185 Před rokem

      Of course not. As a fact, men transfer all those evil toxins into the females during the naughties, so the females can get rid of those toxins via the period. 😉

    • @pkmatt2723
      @pkmatt2723 Před rokem +20

      Do other men not pee blood?

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Před rokem +83

      @@engtilde You learn how to read.
      If everyone was eating acidic foods and breathing in poison 24/7 as said in the video, then everyone would bleed one way or another.

    • @engtilde
      @engtilde Před rokem

      @@sopadumacacoumadelicia5 it’s not about poison

  • @Super_Panda_BS
    @Super_Panda_BS Před rokem +683

    Fun animal fact: If you have arachnophobia, there might be a spider that may not scare you so badly. Bagheera kiplingi is one-of-a-kind because of all the known spider species, only this single one, is (mostly) herbivorous. Meaning, of course, that it has a plant based diet!

  • @ballfspiders1008
    @ballfspiders1008 Před rokem +35

    As a budding transwomen and pansexual i absolutely love when stupid people prove my points for me

  • @albigensiac3206
    @albigensiac3206 Před 8 měsíci +9

    The best correlation vs cause example I ever heard was actually from my stats professor in University. He said "97% of all serial killers were found to have tomatoes in their fridge. Therefore you should stop eating tomatoes before they turn you into a serial killer." Half a century since that class, I am still laughing at that.

  • @shincci
    @shincci Před rokem +204

    The post about C-section makes me so mad, especially because I was born by one and it saved my life. Basically my head was positioned wrong way in womb and my neck would've snapped if I was pushed out, so my mom agreed to get her stomach cut open to save my life.

    • @lafou5450
      @lafou5450 Před rokem +33

      My brother was the same way, Mum had to go in for a cesarean because after a certain point, when she started pushing, his heartbeat temporarily stopped. If she kept going, I wouldn't have the memelord that I have today.
      Look at it this way, though, you can kill Macbeth because you're "not of woman born" despite not being Macduff.

    • @sheyCRAZY16
      @sheyCRAZY16 Před rokem +18

      I was born through C section because I was fully formed at month 8, and I was starting to get poisoned by the placenta... and the doctor doing the procedure was a friend of my dad, so... discount.

    • @m-vi-yoh
      @m-vi-yoh Před rokem +4

      Me too

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 Před rokem +16

      I was also born from a cesarean too, I managed to roll the umbilical cord around my neck twice, and to top off, I was in a bad position (feets down and my head was on my mom's bellybutton) and I biger than expected, that the plan was have the birth at 8 months, but my umbilical shenanigans made it 7 months.

    • @batsnghostz
      @batsnghostz Před rokem +5

      Saved my life too

  • @VulpesChama
    @VulpesChama Před rokem +216

    Twitter being ridiculously "americanized" is one thing, but I'd argue it's worse on TikTok. Like for real, too many 'muricans seem to have no clue that other nations exist or have access to modern technology.
    About the mask and socially distancing thing. When this rony-stuff started, there came this joke up in Northern Germany, like "What, we have to get to 1.5m distance from now on? I hope this ends soon, I don't like being so close to people."

    • @Cruznick06
      @Cruznick06 Před rokem +23

      Honestly I think this is because there's SO LITTLE education about the rest of the world taught in USA schools. We maybe got an "Ancient Cultures" lesson. Or lessons about indigenous groups. But there's this weird lack of education on the fact the rest of the world (especially the non-white world) has modern technology and culture.
      A large amount of people from the USA never leave the country in their lifetime too. Its just so big and too expensive to go anywhere else.
      Edit: whats even crazier is a lot of people never even leave their home states. This is really prevalent in the central and Midwestern portions of the country. Or the states with the highest poverty in the south.

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před rokem

      Yeah… The whole thing about ‘not being able to breathe’ with a mask, that it ‘makes you sick’, that it infringes on their rights… as if places like kr and jp haven’t worn them pretty much daily with no issues for a long time…🤡😷

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před rokem +10

      TikTok is even funnier, because it isn't even an American platform. As most people I suspect know, it's Chinese.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 Před rokem +2

      @@AhsimNreiziev Really? Didn't know that. Learn something new every day.

    • @Sinovian
      @Sinovian Před rokem +14

      @@Cruznick06 this is sadly so true. 12 years of public education in the US left me with the mental image of starving children in mud huts for all of Africa yet I can do street views on Google maps and see cars and skyscrapers just like good old USA.
      Ironically gaming did more to expand my world view then anything I got taught 😅 Nothing like listening to people complain about work, family or schooling only to find out they actually from the Philippines to make you step back and go oh I guess the rest of the world is a lot like where I live too.

  • @enderrgoat
    @enderrgoat Před rokem +59

    My friend called me a grammar n@zi and my response was
    "You know I'm German right?"
    My humor is broken.

    • @MaskedReviews
      @MaskedReviews Před rokem +27

      "No no no! I'm not a grammar Nazi. That has racist connotations. I'm a grammar demon. I hate everyone equally."

    • @ebbenazor7857
      @ebbenazor7857 Před rokem +6

      I've been called more German than Germans, by a German. I take it as a compliment! Churchill was an Evolutionsbremse too.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +6

      Grammar Dictator? I feel like this is better, because it has two meanings.

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Před 9 měsíci +1

      The hell is a grammar nazi?

    • @pie1o1morris46
      @pie1o1morris46 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@Anty_Praza People who go around correcting others' grammar unsolicited (especially on the internet)

  • @yce9phire592
    @yce9phire592 Před rokem +12

    My mother was atnivaxxer before it was so big in media (back in the 90s) and despite her beliefs I got diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. "UNVAXXED autism?! That can't be true!", she would yell now.
    And I also suffer from permanent damage because I went through measles and chicken pox unvaccinated. Measles can cause permanent retina damage and skin problems while chicken pox CAN AND WILL affect the immune system permanently (similar to herpes simplex).
    Please, care for minors and get them vaccinated!

    • @ShintogaDeathAngel
      @ShintogaDeathAngel Před 3 měsíci +2

      The argument is dumb to begin with - for a start, and this is something that really gets me (and proves people don't actually give a shit about science if they're already prejudiced against something, even if it supported/supported their argument) the researcher who came to that conclusion (Andrew Wakefield) *already debunked his own study* and admitted he was bribed to fake the results. Secondly, autism (and ADHD, for that matter) existed before vaccines and the industrial revolution, I don't believe vaccines were widely used then as they are now.

  • @SofieBjorkheim
    @SofieBjorkheim Před rokem +472

    Fun fact: a historian (or some professor) talked about the first man-made calender being 28 slits on a stick, and Sandy Toksvig raised her hand and said, "Woman-made, there's only one of us who needs to keep track of 28 days every month."
    She is a fkn legend.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Před rokem +68

      It is a good point although the lunar cycle is also only 28 days so ots possible that it isn't the case but like I love Sandy so imma trust her
      ALSO did you know she was in mission control when we landed on the moon
      ALSO ALSO did you know that she was holding the hand of Neil Armstrong's secretary's hand as he first set foot on the moon

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Před rokem +17

      Wouldn't that suggest it was man-made so they could keep track on when they should go on multi-day hunting trips?

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 Před rokem +48

      @@Llortnerof n....no the reference is to how many afab folks get their periods spaced out in intervals of around that many days

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Před rokem +10

      ​@@exist4046 I don't think you fully thought it through.

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 Před rokem

      Love Sandy!

  • @incineroar9933
    @incineroar9933 Před rokem +75

    My mom actually buys 200$ of horse poo for our garden every year. Smells like poo, but our vegetables go insane. We have a small plot but get so much that we can share with the neighborhood even without using herbicides or pesticides. Our garden is full of life and it's wonderful. The squirrels/birds kept eating my aunt's strawberries and she was super disappointed. Until we were harvesting and emptying out the garden and I noticed the weeds I was about to pull were all strawberries. We found like 20 plants in the garden, and after looking around the yard and under her balcony, we found another 14/15. She only bought two. We like to joke that any plants we get from the animals foraging on our food are the animals' way of saying thanks for the food.
    Before any party poopers show up; I know that it's just nature doing nature things. It's why we joke about it.

    • @jessicataylor7174
      @jessicataylor7174 Před rokem +15

      Wholesome post award for you...bonus points for being wholesome while including poop, squirrels, and insanity haha 😄

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Před rokem +2

      Strawberries spit out runners like crazy

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Před rokem +1

      The only real negative of using poo as a natural fertiliser is when you live in the countryside and have to drive around with that smell everywhere. I live in an area with a number of Amish people and farmers, and it’s not fun when you’re sensitive to smells :/ (props to them for not destroying the environment tho)

  • @avianKneecaps
    @avianKneecaps Před rokem +34

    23:13 this kind of thinking is disturbing for several reasons. can't remember the exact phrasing but I saw someone describe it like it seems like these people don't see a relationship as a couple of fully capable adults who love and care for each other, but as a man and his sex object. it's fucked up

  • @sourisvoleur4854
    @sourisvoleur4854 Před 10 měsíci +38

    I love your confident mispronunciations. Don't ever change.

    • @alenunya
      @alenunya Před 9 měsíci +7

      Like Ratatouille lol

  • @crassenti
    @crassenti Před rokem +207

    As a psych student in university back in 99-2003 “correlation does not always equal causation” might as well have been our motto because all first year psych classes repeated this fact from day one onwards….to this day it makes my brain hurt when I talk to people unaware of this fact and are confident in complete bullshit correlation facts…

    • @tomvanaarle2622
      @tomvanaarle2622 Před rokem +19

      Oh come on man, breathing is 100% fatal, everyone knows that.
      So is eating food by the way.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před rokem

      Yep. Every human to ever die has breathed oxygen. Therefore oxygen is hazardous to humans. Lol. It's really not a hard concept, and yet so many people refuse to understand.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Před rokem +2

      not only that but data needs context to even be useful.
      For instance, that one about people getting health issues after getting the vaccine, when they failed to take into consideration that the people getting the vaccine were all "at risk" individuals who were already prone to health problems. and comparing them to the average person.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Před rokem +2

      ​@Tom van Aarle idk I've breathed and I'm not dead. I've also eaten too.
      But 100% of people who've died have had blood in their veins at some point so you gotta be careful about that.

    • @realjettlag
      @realjettlag Před 10 měsíci

      I remember learning it in a high school science class and have heard it repeated in many, many fields over the years. It seems like one of the no-brainer automatic rules of life.

  • @John_Weiss
    @John_Weiss Před rokem +160

    Sorry for so many comment; hopefully, it will feed the algorithm.
    23:25 This is what we older members of the LGBT community refer to as, "the gay blood-libel." These bigots have been calling us child molesters for the past 50 years and claiming that we "recruit". But here's the dirty little secret: LGBT kids remember _every last homophobic thing you've ever said._ And they believed _you were talking about _*_them_*_ every time_ you said something negative. When they finally leave home and encounter other LGBT people, who treat them with dignity and respect, is it any wonder that they come out and then break with the family that has been saying it hates them?
    If you spend 18 years telling a kid they're child molesters, are minions of Satan, are disgusting, and are worthless, how can you be surprised when they want nothing whatsoever to do with you and would rather be around people who don't say and believe all of those hateful things you've been saying?
    Besides, religions are the ones that recruit. This is a classic case of accusation in a mirror.

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Před rokem

      "encounter other LGBT people, who treat them with dignity and respect" From what I understand, that's pretty rare. Everyone in that community fucking hates each other and constantly tries to erase each other's identities unless it serves to promote their own by association (for example, bi erasure, and sometimes even gay erasure, is a big problem, but the rest will sure as hell claim them when it's convenient to promote LGBT as a whole). It's only getting worse with time, too.

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki Před rokem +22

      My parents don't believe that transwomen are women, just men i dresses and transmen are just internalized misogyny women and wishes all lgbt people would be threatened back into the closet by all the right wing extremists so they dont have to listen to us anymore.
      Feel no need to coming out to them aside from a formality as I'm already an independent adult and took me a few years to mentally restore myself from a traumatic childhood. But for me, I'll just inform them as a matter of fact and state either you accept it, or we are no longer family.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem

      @TheRedAzuki I have a better suggestion:Do this as emotionlessly as possible. Throw every horrible thing they ever said about LGBT people back at them, but replace "LGBT people" with the word, "me". Then tell them that they have been saying, "We hate you," to you _for _*_years,_* over and over. Like you said: do it matter-of-factly.
      Then tell them, "You've been telling me all this time you don't love me, that you hate me. Claim all you want that you haven't, but every time you said anything about LGBT people, _you were saying it _*_about_*_ and _*_to me._* Since you've made it abundantly clear that we are no longer family, I'm taking you at your word. You've succeeded in driving me away. We are no longer family."Don't give them a second chance. From your comment, it's pretty clear to me that they've already crossed the threshold that caused generations of LGBT people before you to completely sever contact with their toxic, bioILlogical family.I'm sure that you're building your Logical Family now. Put your energy there. Generations of LGBT people have had to do the same before you.And, all the best to you. 💜💙💚💛🧡❤

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants Před rokem +11

      @@TheRedAzuki Good luck! Good on you for staying safe. It's a hard journey undoing everything that's been taught, but I'm happy you're able to find yourself and be happy!

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Před rokem +2

      ​@@TheRedAzuki my mom and stepdad feel the same about trans women (don't know how they feel about trans men). My mom was going to complain about a trans girl getting into a girls sport team (said girl later gave another girl a concussion which caused even more issues) and she was describing her as "really a boy" and I just told her not to continue the conversation because I support lgbtqia+ (I hadn't yet come to terms with being aroace or i would've said I was lgbtqia+). I later had to listen from the next room over at Thanksgiving to my mom's family being really transphobic including comparing being trans to an old movie about a guy pretending to be a woman to join a female sports association (this is where the girl giving another girl a concussion comes in). My brother was desperately trying to get me not to say anything and p*ss everybody off because I wouldn't have been able to convince all of them of being wrong. My dad, his mom, his dad, and my brother are all supportive though.

  • @KaityKat117
    @KaityKat117 Před rokem +64

    "I usually say 'me and my husband' "
    Click has a husband, confirmed

    • @eutrophic04
      @eutrophic04 Před 5 měsíci +9

      It's OneTopic....shhhh

    • @susannairisastarte5192
      @susannairisastarte5192 Před 3 měsíci +5

      He is definitely pretty enough! ❤

    • @tangentyoung5633
      @tangentyoung5633 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@susannairisastarte5192Whether married, single, monogamous, poly, asexual, hetero, homo, or bi ... he's dang handsome. :)

  • @dontmindmeimjustacommenter1140

    To be fair, the "me and my husband" one was (traditionally) correct in context. "I" is the subject form (my husband and I are here), and "me" is used for the object (this is me and my husband). The trick of imagining the sentence without the other person is one I've put to good use. Whoever it was was just needlessly and annoyingly correcting someone else.

  • @Anmaeriel
    @Anmaeriel Před rokem +503

    I love how Click explains English grammar rules better than a lot of native English speakers.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Před rokem +4

      Right?! I am so tempted to call someone out right now...

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Před rokem +15

      he sometimes makes mistakes but yeah he is better then half the people I have know who were either mother tongue speakers or taught the language....

    • @MrTrilbe
      @MrTrilbe Před rokem

      That's because most of the grammar in english was made up by grammar nazi's in a race to out grammar nazi each other and sell the most "how to english grammar" books to schools, it was all started by William Bullokar in 1586

    • @mimi3570
      @mimi3570 Před rokem +19

      That's because natives don't learn those rules as much as non natives learning the language

    • @thekingwhostitches
      @thekingwhostitches Před rokem +4

      @@liamnehren1054 yeah I noticed he said “rah tah too ill” when it’s “rah tah too ee” but I love him for it. The little errors are cool.

  • @bakariwolf3835
    @bakariwolf3835 Před rokem +316

    The part about women and kink made me laugh so much. Not only because when women friends will discuss what they like it often shocks any men around but because half of the things I've learned kink wise has been women talking about something and me going home to look it up thinking "That can't be a thing."

    • @archonfett
      @archonfett Před rokem +32

      my last gaming group was mostly females so yeah I thought I was messed up but no I'm definitely not, side note a favorite moment was one of them going on a rant of how sexualized PowerGirl is (another player had a similar character) and her friend just said "cap" to which her face went gooey and she mousy said "ok I'm a hypocrite"

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Před rokem +21

      It IS a thing. If you've thought of it, so has someone else. Someone out there is into it!

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Před rokem +20

      @@SartorialDragon Yep. Case in point, once read an article about a guy who found out by accident that he was really into seeing himself lit on fire. I'm not kidding. Accident with lighter fluid, ran to the bathroom intending to get water, and stopped to stare at himself in the mirror despite, yanno, literally being on fire. Creamed his jeans. EVERYTHING is a kink.

    • @Callum_1275
      @Callum_1275 Před rokem +5

      @@SartorialDragon COMPLETELY RANDOM: Achilles was killing hector because he killed Achilles love, which was a man named Patroclus. He went insane and cried for days. He even laid in bed with the body, because the grief of having his love gone. Hector brutally bashed in Patroclus’s skull while Patroclus was pretending to be Achilles to ward off the Trojans who were invading their camps. The commander of the entire army insulted Achilles badly and achilles vowed not to fight for them again until the leader apologized. Many, many Greeks were dying but Achilles couldn’t help so Patroclus decided to pretend to be Achilles to get the invaders away from the camp or the war would be over and the Greeks would be dead or inslaved. On a carriage sort of thing he was throwing spears and chasing them out to their camp and once they were in he decided to climb the wall. It’s said that the god Apollo was at the top and he lifted Patroclus off and dropped him his legs broke. He was trying to leave on the carriage but the horse got spooked by the army coming towards him with hector at the head....
      Hector killed him - Achilles got revenge
      Poor Patroclus. 😢 he just wanted to help everyone. ❤❤

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Před rokem +3

      @@animeartist888 is that what arsonists actually mean when they say “I like fire”?
      /j

  • @yourlocalrainwing1358
    @yourlocalrainwing1358 Před rokem +66

    As an Indian, I can confirm how important naan is. You take our recipe, you take our business

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 Před 9 měsíci +7

      i mean, you still got curry and.... uh.... yeah, thats about it for the regular white person to be aware of.

  • @informitas0117
    @informitas0117 Před rokem +8

    The tech support story about no power happened to me when I briefly worked as one. Old guy was trying to figure out why his pc wasn't turning on and was basically yelling at me from the get go. When I told him to check the cables on the bsck he screamed that he couldn't, I asked why, he said it was too dark, I said turn on lamp, he said no power, it was silent for 3 seconds and he hung up.

  • @NickyTannock
    @NickyTannock Před rokem +221

    The most reassuring thing I've heard today is, "You can't get dragged into the swamp if the swamp blows up".
    Thank you, The Click!

    • @00.28.
      @00.28. Před rokem +4

      Sounds like something a Vietnam vet would say .

  • @Catinbetween
    @Catinbetween Před rokem +47

    "He would have never survived the crucifixion process as a weak, fragile emotional man" WDYM SURVIVED HE LITERALLY DIED ON THE CROSS lmao

    • @somespirit2511
      @somespirit2511 Před 4 měsíci +4

      As a Christian, I (internally) screamed "He didn't survive it that's the whole point!"

    • @Catinbetween
      @Catinbetween Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@somespirit2511 not only that but also he suffered a lot emotionally before the crucifixion, the word passion originally meant literally the suffering and death of Jesus. At least that's what was explained to me when I was a kid.

    • @Juicedbelmont
      @Juicedbelmont Před 2 měsíci +1

      I was screaming so muc
      Jesus isnt a strong masculine manly guy
      Hes a gentle,caring and loving soul,of course the cross killed him,he just came back

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Před měsícem

      @@Juicedbelmont I wonder if some of these people just think Jesus is some beefy gym rat of a person back then (which is highly unlikely for so many reasons).

  • @lonelyfroggy5787
    @lonelyfroggy5787 Před rokem +12

    34:27 The idea of doing any sort of housework is actually the least arousing or pleasing thing I can think of

  • @geirhommefoss5128
    @geirhommefoss5128 Před rokem +33

    I mean, yeah Hector was defending his city, but I suppose Achilles got kind of mad when he discovered Hector had killed the love of his life (Patroclus)

  • @boobunny1133
    @boobunny1133 Před rokem +79

    Them: you had surgery! You're not a real mom!
    So you're telling me the tiny people in my house aren't real children?

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 Před rokem +28

      Oh they're real. You're just not a real mother because you availed yourself of medical science and didn't die for the first one, who might have died as well. But dieing is what god wanted. Or something. Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Před rokem

      I feel bad for that woman. What if she gets pregnant and has to have a c-section? What will she do? Just die, and let the kid die too? Or forever live with the guilt of not having been able to "birth" her kid?
      Or maybe, she will rationalize it and think that it was fine for her but nobody else. Like abortion.

    • @DogMechanic
      @DogMechanic Před rokem +7

      Like somehow you carried around a whole human being inside your torso and didn't even know it didn't really exist, apparently.

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 Před rokem

      No they're clearly aliens
      Obviously sarcasm, I'm no parent and never will be but some people are just way too obsessed with other peoples' lives and I say even adoptive parents are valid parents so just ignore anyone that says a c-section invalidates you as a mother, at the chance of having a dead mother without in some cases, I say y'all make the right call choosing to listen to modern medicine over caveman logic because I'm pretty sure health is more important then whatever nonsense they ascribe to

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před rokem +11

      They performed a jailbreak through the wall, so they are little criminals!

  • @VoidHxnter
    @VoidHxnter Před rokem +107

    9:35 That reminds me of a time in the military when helmets were first being issued. They noticed that the groups of soldiers that were issued helmets also had more brain injuries, so the generals thought that helmets were a bad idea. Then it was pointed out that there were more brain injuries because there was a significant decrease in deaths. As you all know, you can't really say you have a brain injury when you're dead, because then it's not a brain injury any more it's a cause of death.

    • @Dimetropteryx
      @Dimetropteryx Před rokem +24

      Or that time they started looking at where their bombers had bullet holes, trying to figure out what parts to the plane needed more protection, not realizing that those that were hit elsewhere simply didn't make it back.

    • @keriannekerr1876
      @keriannekerr1876 Před rokem +19

      A commenter pointed out that the term is Survivorship Bias

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před rokem

      Yeah, like maybe vaccinated people have worse outcomes after Covid in a specific regard because you can't have long-term Covid complications if you're dead. But nah, it must be the big bad jab. /s

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Před rokem +3

      or (even tho less dramatic) a 90yo person speaking about what made them live this long. Whatever they say may be believed on the basis that them being still alive proves its effectiveness.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před rokem +10

      @@SartorialDragon yep, the number of times I've heard "Well it hasn't killed me yet" is astonishing. Like great, that doesn't mean it isn't dangerous, stupid, or likely both.

  • @MigattenoBlakae
    @MigattenoBlakae Před rokem +30

    38:02 props to them (her?) for immediately googling it and then being like “oh yeah, u right. My bad”

  • @whatTFisThis
    @whatTFisThis Před rokem +29

    27:00 as a shepherd I absolutely despise this logic cuz trying to explain to people so confident in this is a nightmare
    Also I'm not sure abt cows but with sheep there a breeds with no horns and breeds with horns, and some breeds can have a mix of no horns and horns, sometimes which can be determined by sex (male horns, female no horns) but I've also heard of breeds that just are a mixed bag when it comes to wether or not any gender gets horns

  • @felixf3097
    @felixf3097 Před rokem +60

    Fun fact: When talking about two people and you are one, “my husband and me” AND “my husband and I” are both grammatically correct options. It just depends on the sentence structure. If you were just talking about yourself, would you use me or I. “I am going to the grocery store,” use my husband and I. “That includes me,” use my husband and me.

    • @kraigtheimpaler
      @kraigtheimpaler Před rokem +2

      Without any other context it really does seem that the grammar nazi was correct.

    • @felixf3097
      @felixf3097 Před rokem +2

      @@kraigtheimpaler Well, no. The grammar “nazi” says “me and my husband” is correct. It’s not, and never is. You never put me/I first. It’s always the other person. While they, sort of, got the “does ‘this is I’ sound right” correct, they then invalidate their argument by claiming that “me and my husband” is correct.

  • @milesperhour2286
    @milesperhour2286 Před rokem +294

    Transphobia is hard for them. They can’t be transphobic correctly at all. And it’s just kinda sad.

    • @paulmccartneyofc6883
      @paulmccartneyofc6883 Před rokem +48

      It's true. Those amateurs think that anyone can be a transphobe if they want to. I've been to transphobia university and studied my whole life to make my lifelong dream of being a transphobe true, and those absolute morons think they can be transphobic without putting any efort on it. It realy makes me frustaded

    • @awadi6596
      @awadi6596 Před rokem +38

      @@paulmccartneyofc6883 as someone with a major in Transphobia and a minor in Child Hate, i can feel your pain.

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 Před rokem +31

      As a professor for the University of Transphobia it makes me sad to see former students still fail at what I taught them.

    • @partlycloudy7707
      @partlycloudy7707 Před rokem +27

      Some people can't even hate correctly, it's sad.
      At least learn about the thing you are trying to hate, so you can do it correctly

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 Před rokem +3

      @@partlycloudy7707 I know!

  • @kamackmac
    @kamackmac Před rokem +31

    Him reading the word "intrinsically" as "IN-DIS-CRINK-LILY!" in that voice honestly made my day.

  • @random_boi_5006
    @random_boi_5006 Před rokem +19

    7:53
    Fun fact there are artifacts of sticks with groups of about 28 markings and (male) historians were like ?????
    You get some women’s import and now it’s agreed that it was most likely ancient women tracking there period

  • @Nina-hr5dk
    @Nina-hr5dk Před rokem +128

    My ex corrected me when I said that Welsh is a language saying that it’s an accent, and that I couldn’t understand what they were saying because of that, and not because they were speaking a different language… had to send him a pic of a random sign that had both Welsh and English to shut him up.
    It’s so freaking frustrating when people are confidently incorrect about something they don’t know about.
    (Tbh, the accent did make it hard for me to understand people, but yeah, Welsh is not English. Glad I broke up with that mansplaining idiot)

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +4

      Omg there's no languages other then English, Spanish, French, Italian and American. Every other language must be fake.

    • @midnaphai
      @midnaphai Před rokem +4

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla you forgot german (that obviously includes all "viking" languages too), russian (which includes all middle eastern languages) and "asian" /s

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +5

      @@midnaphai German isn't a real language it's just yelling really loudly and Asian isn't a language it's just writing and Russian is just English backwards.

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 Před rokem +2

      Pretty sure I can tap into this one's reasoning and I think it goes like this:
      1. Wales is part of the UK
      2. UK official language is English
      From 1 + 2 we get that any language spoken in the UK is English!
      That's the only explanation I can conjure for how someone can't pick up the fact that they're speaking a different language except maybe they don't know what an "accent" is.

    • @Nina-hr5dk
      @Nina-hr5dk Před rokem +3

      @@vetreas366 yeah… the thing is, I told him, “oh damn, I can’t understand them (Welsh people) because they are speaking Welsh, which is a different language.”
      And then he started mansplaining that Welsh was an accent and not a language. It was a total face palm moment

  • @kaiannepepper1123
    @kaiannepepper1123 Před rokem +122

    “Pathetic excuse for a carbon lump” is my new favorite insult 😅 17:58

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +11

      I often use: "Completely inappropriate use of good carbon compounds."

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Před rokem

      @@John_Weiss would “useless piece of sentient stardust” work?

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem

      @@BunnyBounce161 You could use it if you wanted. But calling them, "sentient stardust," even insurance, is an insult to stardust, IMNSHO. Plus, "stardust," also sounds lofty and ethereal.
      "carbon compounds" has that technical, chemistry ring to it. Hard, blunt, inelegant.
      But again, that's just my impression of the words. You do what fits your aesthetic best.

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Před rokem +1

      @@John_Weiss fair enough lol. I’m definitely more of a cutesy, ethereal-type person than a technical science-y person, but ye, to each their own!

  • @EminayDrackoness
    @EminayDrackoness Před rokem +13

    32:17 I wonder if OP can wiggle their ears, have a tail bone, have an appendix, still have tonsils, ever had their wisdom teeth removed or is a male with nipples....

  • @DyHi_
    @DyHi_ Před rokem +40

    Can confirm the thumbnail. I got x and Y chromosomes and I’m a girl 👍

  • @nattandroses
    @nattandroses Před rokem +92

    that one guy on reddit: women don't have sexual fantasies
    girls writing fanfiction, women writing erotica, E.L. James: am I a joke to you?

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana Před 8 měsíci +2

      . . . there is so much better stuff out there . . . why does this woman write male power fantasies?!

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Před měsícem

      @@SingingSealRiana but even then, this means women actually has some idea about how lust and sexual fantasy works lol
      Why else will they write smut, as vanilla as they may get?

  • @keshaartis8365
    @keshaartis8365 Před rokem +175

    Unironically, listening to these posts helped me identify when someone is simply using buzzwords to manipulate a person, group, or situation in their favor. The amount it happens is mind-blowing and sad.

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 Před rokem +15

      The internet has led me to genuinely doing the same thing. People especially misusing words, or saying something like implying that everything is one specific way or some shit, really irks me. It's why I often don't actually take people as seriously when accusing others of doing something if they only say what they're accusing them of, rather than DESCRIBING what the person did that led them to accuse. People repeating certain words that are known trigger-words for groups of people is also another thing I see a lot, it's to get people to react, and many people having anxiety attacks over triggering topics aren't thinking straight when responding. That's actually a common abuse tactic in smaller interpersonal relationships, to bring up a traumatic event with no warning just to make the other person react out more, and potentially put them in a vulnerable state where they'll comply.
      Talking about "the children" is also one of our country's (well, mine. Dunno if you're American or not) favorite reactionary topics right now, and it always has been. But they don't actually care about the actual children, they just wanna dig into people and make them feel guilty. That's why "the children" like myself need to absolutely voice out disgust, because those people don't actually give a shit about us.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před rokem +2

      To a scam ""artist,"" hobo or garden variety sociopath, humans are like keypads.
      Find the right combination of buzzwords and they put out.

    • @alexahollow8414
      @alexahollow8414 Před rokem

      @@exist4046 I can fall hardly agree with your comment and might I also add that we here in the United States are too short-sighted to actually do anything about it. It's all reaction no brain power.

    • @lorrainebrunner2490
      @lorrainebrunner2490 Před rokem +1

      I especially like the post that said "Well! How could Jesus survive the crucifixion process if he wasn't physically fit!!" or something along those lines.
      I was internally screaming at my phone in frustration "HE COULDN'T!! BECAUSE HE DIDN'T!! O.M.G....... Twitter rots my brain faster than a lead TV.📺"

    • @Callum_1275
      @Callum_1275 Před rokem

      COMPLETELY RANDOM: Achilles was killing hector because he killed Achilles love, which was a man named Patroclus. He went insane and cried for days. He even laid in bed with the body, because the grief of having his love gone. Hector brutally bashed in Patroclus’s skull while Patroclus was pretending to be Achilles to ward off the Trojans who were invading their camps. The commander of the entire army insulted Achilles badly and achilles vowed not to fight for them again until the leader apologized. Many, many Greeks were dying but Achilles couldn’t help so Patroclus decided to pretend to be Achilles to get the invaders away from the camp or the war would be over and the Greeks would be dead or inslaved. On a carriage sort of thing he was throwing spears and chasing them out to their camp and once they were in he decided to climb the wall. It’s said that the god Apollo was at the top and he lifted Patroclus off and dropped him his legs broke. He was trying to leave on the carriage but the horse got spooked by the army coming towards him with hector at the head....
      Hector killed him - Achilles got revenge
      Poor Patroclus. 😢 he just wanted to help everyone. ❤

  • @ainohanako
    @ainohanako Před rokem +9

    When I was in school, the correlation/causation example we used was an increase in ice cream sales and more incidents of shark attacks (they both just happen in summer). Now I wonder just how many examples there are of correlation/causation that involve ice cream.

  • @brigidberry8963
    @brigidberry8963 Před rokem +32

    6:36 as someone who definitely needs to take way better care of herself than she does, I can assure you not brushing my teeth does not make me feel any better or more "detoxified" it feels so much better when I brush my teeth and actually take good care of myself (I'm depressed Its hard I'm trying don't @ me)

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Sharky snuggles from a fellow depressive who's also trying to care better for herself xxx

    • @ShintogaDeathAngel
      @ShintogaDeathAngel Před 3 měsíci +1

      Not brushing can affect your heart, too (not sure how but I've definitely heard something about that)

  • @vincentsoussi
    @vincentsoussi Před rokem +95

    29:54 If she is so against injecting DNA of the opposite sex, how did she get pregnant?

  • @acrojen03
    @acrojen03 Před rokem +89

    14:28
    I just love how they feel their _gall bladder_ being full when they need to pee.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +13

      They may need to see a Doctor about that...

    • @beansandboarsontherun5762
      @beansandboarsontherun5762 Před 10 měsíci +11

      Oh god thank you for noticing this I felt physical distress when Click didn't notice it

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@beansandboarsontherun5762 I think it’s because he read it as “gal” not “gall” being non native English speaker, so I think he though she was was referring to her bladder as her girl bladder

  • @Jacoe413
    @Jacoe413 Před rokem +17

    My mom and I would have died if she didn't have a C section. So it makes me sooo mad when people imply she isn't a real mom

  • @circusdreams
    @circusdreams Před rokem +38

    The C section one really pissed me off. My mom almost died giving birth to me so she got a C section. If I ever have kids I will get a C section because of genetic heart problems. My mom is the best and most motherly mother ever. Even if she didn’t do it “gods way” she is still my mother and I love and cherish her more than the world.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Před rokem +6

      my aunt had a c-section because in the past she had a horrible wreck that really messed her up, so she physically would've been unable to give birth to her son without a c-section.

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Před 9 měsíci +1

      Is a "C section" a Ceasar's cut?

  • @stephensteinhauer3346
    @stephensteinhauer3346 Před rokem +277

    Big Bad Guy: "No man born of woman can kill me!"
    Hero: "I was cut from my mothers womb."
    BBG: "Oh shit..."
    Saw this play out in a movie a couple of times.

    • @joma1859
      @joma1859 Před rokem +72

      I liked the Buffy version of this:
      "No weapon forged by man can kill me."
      "What are your thoughts on rocket launchers?"

    • @mariapolternest7993
      @mariapolternest7993 Před rokem +30

      Macbeth is the guy is the guy who said that

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +36

      @@mariapolternest7993 Well, technically, it was the spirits that the weird sisters conjured…
      Oh! And if you want to see a really, really chaotic and crazy version of "The Scottish Play", Overly Sarcastic Productions did one recently. They even have a 26-minute condensed video with just the craziest parts! Kermit-the-Frog as King Duncan. Lady Macbeth morphing from a generic slavic-grandma into Gollum. References to Discworld.
      It's utter chaos.

    • @merylmeiqi
      @merylmeiqi Před rokem +18

      i wunna see this but with the hero having a trans man dad

    • @solidsteelcobra
      @solidsteelcobra Před rokem +3

      @@joma1859 “That was then, this is now”

  • @rosabulownielsen7959
    @rosabulownielsen7959 Před rokem +25

    Fun animal fact: Dogs do not menstruate as they have an estrous cycle, not a menstrual one. They do bleed while in heat, however the blood is not period blood, but rather a blood filled discharge to assist during mating (I think). Menstruation is actually rather rare in the animal kingdom, and only primates, bats, elephant shrews and spiny mice menstruate.

  • @thatnekootaku
    @thatnekootaku Před rokem +13

    As an agriculture major in university, the cows one was very funny. Not every farmer or someone who works on a farm has the horns removed, we usually do it because it causes less injuries for both humans and other cows. Personally, my neighbors have cows and there used to be a female cow who had horns, but one was pointing up and the other was pointing down. Very interesting stuff!!

  • @waterwitch8902
    @waterwitch8902 Před rokem +34

    I watch you because you always make me laugh, but also because my brain appreciates when you explain intelligently the things people try to claim as the truth. So thank you. Stay healthy, happy and safe always. Blessed be

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 Před rokem +53

    The time a female sheep head butted my leg and almost impaled me on its horn is a clear confirmation that yes, they can have horns.

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil Před rokem +243

    That picture of the inflamed gums made me go brush my teeth.
    Stay healthy, everyone.

    • @aetherxsn1591
      @aetherxsn1591 Před rokem +4

      There's a *WHAT*

    • @Aerodil
      @Aerodil Před rokem +23

      @@aetherxsn1591 it's brief, but a dude apparently hasn't brushed his teeth since March. His teeth are swollen due to it and he thinks it's a good thing. Just gross.

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 Před rokem +4

      I have yet to brush my teeth in 25 years at this point I'm to scared to.

    • @Fallenintospacey
      @Fallenintospacey Před rokem +4

      Because my gums get inflamed no matter how I brush, I make appointments to have my teeth cleaned every couple of months...

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před rokem +3

      @@Fallenintospacey they will at first because they’re not used to it, but it’s really better to brush at least once a day! When I was in my deepest depression I didn’t brush regularly for a while and my gums would bleed when I started again, even though I was being gentle. They got used to it in a few days though. Monthly cleanings are good but you need daily cleanings too… at least regular flossing.

  • @Creepy_Arts
    @Creepy_Arts Před rokem +6

    21:07 I just wanted a place to talk about this. In 5th grade, I did a project where we did a court case for Christopher Columbus and everybody involved in the matter. I was in the jury, and no-one else paid any attention to the trials, so I got to determine the percentages of guilt everyone involved in the matter recieved

  • @dragoninthevoid2605
    @dragoninthevoid2605 Před rokem +38

    I swear, plenty of 12 year olds have more common sense than most of these people.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +8

      It's troubling that many of these post could just as easily have been written by a 12-year-old as by a 42-year-old. As least if you're 12, you have a fair excuse for saying dumb stuff.

    • @realjettlag
      @realjettlag Před 10 měsíci

      @@dmgroberts5471 I usually give the severe dummies credit for being 12 and give them a heads up that real life isn't going to be like middle school. They'll invariably come back with "I AM an adult DUH!" Y'know, like a rational adult would. So then I just say, "Sorry, from your writing, it really seems like you're a child. No harm meant. I hope you get promoted to first window someday." (Kind of mean, I know, but I use this, and worse, on bigots, magats, neckbeards, and phobes, mainly.)

  • @KFoxtheGreat
    @KFoxtheGreat Před rokem +117

    The Halloween thing is too real. When I was a kid, every single year I wanted to be a witch. My mom made me be an angel instead 😑

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah Před rokem +53

      Do it again, but this time be the biblically accurate nightmate fuel. Make her regret trying to make you be her little "angel."

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Před rokem +13

      @@Daelyah yes!! Absolutely!!

    • @bluefox5331
      @bluefox5331 Před rokem +7

      Well, you heard it here, angels are demons! :D lol

    • @ateh6150
      @ateh6150 Před rokem +18

      @@bluefox5331 ...make sense, after all was Satan not originally an angel, in fact the first angel... 😁

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 Před rokem +19

      Fallen angels are technically still angels... >:) though biblically accurate nightmare fuel angel is a vibe but expect to start your halloween costume 1-3 months early ^^'

  • @quiestinliteris
    @quiestinliteris Před rokem +75

    My cat puffed up hugely at your evil laugh and ran away.
    So apparently you're very good at it.

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 Před rokem +5

      My cat tried to boop him, so I think he wants to be Click's stereotypical fluffy villain cat.

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori Před rokem +3

    2:30 we had a school presentation on why drugs are bad, and someone mentioned the money you lose with buying drugs and my English teacher was like “don’t buy drugs and lose all your money, spend your money on an addiction that won’t kill you, like games or gambling with gacha systems” so I spend my money to support my crippling gambling addiction (aka Genshin Impact) instead of drugs.

  • @trashpanda1878
    @trashpanda1878 Před rokem +9

    Oh god I felt that customer service power outage story deep in my soul. The people you can encounter while working tech support is wild 😂

  • @Atma_Weapon
    @Atma_Weapon Před rokem +88

    click is drinking tea? but dont you know that tea can cause all kinds of weird side effects? like being stunningly gorgeous? and being funny with little to no effort? its a proven fact! click should keep drinking tea so that he can continue to amaze and delight us!
    side note: i totally heard this in my head in clicks voice.

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO Před rokem +8

      As someone who constantly drinks tea, i can debunk these facts

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Před rokem +8

      @@Sr_ECO I think u didn’t interpret the results correctly:)
      Seriously tho I’m sure you’re a kickass person

  • @unnaturalredhead1559
    @unnaturalredhead1559 Před rokem +46

    The one with the physics ‘genius’ and friction is even funnier because they linked to the *Simple English* Wikipedia page. The one specifically designed to be as easy to understand as possible.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +5

      The only thing that would've made that one better is if someone with an actual PhD in physics had posted the rebuttal.
      But, in a weird way, the self-proclaimed-physics-nerd was _sort of_ correct? Friction is really not a fundamental force, it's a manifestation of the Electromagnetic force. Think about it: irregular surface shape causes the electrons of the atoms at the surface to bump into and catch on each other. When a mechanical force is applied to push the atoms past each other, it has to displace the surface-atoms and/or their electrons, causing them to oscillate, which is the definition of heat.
        Of course, if the irregularities in the surface shape are larger than nanometer-scale, it won't be individual atoms bumping into each other, but bulk-matter surface irregularities.

  • @Doryzitter
    @Doryzitter Před rokem +14

    11:55
    Yes. Some people just think, "oh, these fruits/vegetables were washed by rain and stuff" and that's good enough for them. I feel obligated to warn those who eat fresh produce without washing it TO ABSOLUTELY WASH IT. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN A CRANBERRY BOG

    • @sarahr8311
      @sarahr8311 Před rokem +3

      I want to know. What did you find in the bog?

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter Před rokem

      @@sarahr8311 A dead rodent
      That wasn't even the worst of it either

    • @sarahr8311
      @sarahr8311 Před rokem +1

      @@Doryzitter fair. Could have been worse, I suppose.

    • @Sephelions
      @Sephelions Před 4 měsíci +1

      Wait what was it

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter Před 4 měsíci

      @@Sephelions Lots of things. Bugs, rodents, snakes, poop, sticks with suspicious substances on them, a baby mouse once, a couple of spiders, _snapping turtles,_ crayfish, minnows, frogs
      There might've been more things, but those are things I came up with just from the top of my head

  • @miagreen9005
    @miagreen9005 Před rokem +3

    10:07 there's also the fact that people can't have health problems if they're dead (which is more likely if unvaxed), that probably botches the numbers too ...

  • @niekatheunknownweirdokid
    @niekatheunknownweirdokid Před rokem +247

    I love how Click manages to stay an Ally but still flirts with everyone regardless lol

  • @GThoron
    @GThoron Před rokem +9

    A funny historic tidbit about menstruation: statistically most women throughout history had way less periods! But it wasn't because of "toxins" or "radiation", no, they were either pregnant or breastfeeding their newborns, preventing menstruation. This was the case for like, 80% of women through most of their fertile phase of life.

  • @amysunday0
    @amysunday0 Před rokem +39

    Soooo turns out my bf and i actually are a het couple after all. We were confused for a bit bc women apparently don't have body hair and since I do, I must be a man, but since he has xy chromosomes he's actually a woman! Lmao

  • @benjaminscott8198
    @benjaminscott8198 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I had a lottery ticket that had 3 matching numbers, then the next 3 numbers were each off by 1. I was so infuriated 🤣
    It was for over $70 million after taxes.

  • @AmericanBaker
    @AmericanBaker Před rokem +241

    The "Christ gene" totally got me. Looking for the descendants of a man who was unmarried and had no children. Seems like totally not a waste of time. And I'm glad you got to show off your Swedish-ness. 😁

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 Před rokem +38

      Hmmm, unless...
      The Romans "milked" him while he was crucified, then using the male splooge to impregnate a bunch if women to give birth to a demigod army...
      I mean, come on, it can't be the craziest thing they've done.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Před rokem

      unmarried at his age as a Jewish man in that era, impossible. Similarly unlikely that he had no children as the leader of a cult or at least someone with a cult following. The bible is nonsense written 500 years after his death don't take it so seriously.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Před rokem +2

      but i agree on the last bit! XD

    • @WiseWordsbyWiki
      @WiseWordsbyWiki Před rokem +11

      I think there has been ongoing discussion on if Jesus would have been married and if that means there could be kids. But I've only ever seen it in passing discussions so I don't know the details.
      It was a major plot point of the di Vinci code, but I don't know if the author used the real debate as a basis

    • @keriannekerr1876
      @keriannekerr1876 Před rokem +2

      @@WiseWordsbyWiki I think that argument was around the idea that to be "fully man" meant he would have to have been married? I'm not certain and I think there were eunuchs in that time anyway so unless eunuchs were less of a man, they could have had celebate men right?

  • @IamEL1979
    @IamEL1979 Před rokem +232

    I have a female dog and she used to menstruate before we got her uterus removed. Now she no longer has one.
    I envy her.

    • @seatbelttruck
      @seatbelttruck Před rokem +80

      Dogs don't actually menstruate; they have estrus cycles. Sometimes bleeding occurs, but it's not uterine lining like in a true period. Happened to my first cat, too. Very few mammals menstruate. We're just "lucky."

    • @mysticeeye
      @mysticeeye Před rokem +43

      @@seatbelttruck Every time I remember this fact I wish to devolve

    • @IamEL1979
      @IamEL1979 Před rokem +14

      @@seatbelttruck Ah, ok. Thanks for the info. :)
      Also, yes so so 'lucky'

    • @lightflame8576
      @lightflame8576 Před rokem +13

      @@seatbelttruck Ohhhh okay thank you- I was so confused, because I have/have had female animals and we've never had to do what Click described. Thanks for clearing it up! :)

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před rokem +10

      Yeah, it's so much better to not have one. Not that that was easy, it "only" took me four doctors and seven years. Which makes me lucky. And one of those docs gave me PTSD. Joy. 🤬

  • @MiraBoo
    @MiraBoo Před rokem +7

    24:29 they were so close, but they used the “trick” incorrectly, leading them to the wrong answer. Whether it’s “my husband and I” or “me and my husband” depends on the rest of the sentence… which they never provided.
    For instance: “[__]went to the store.” You wouldn’t say “[Me] went to the store”; you’d say “[I] went to the store.” Thus, the grammatically correct sentence would be “[My husband and I] went to the store.”
    Again, so close, but the trick isn’t to pair “this is” with “I” or “me”; it’s to use “I” or “me” in the sentence.
    Only sharing because I’m hoping the proper trick may help some people.

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Před rokem +15

    6:06 the gums are so inflamed the teeth look triangular at the bottom.

  • @Xamidimura
    @Xamidimura Před rokem +13

    My mother had two c sections and one through the hole. The last one died. My mother was a mom. She loved us, raised us, and helped shape us into who we are. She supported our hobbies and did her best to help us reach our goals. She never hindered how we dressed and even helped me bleach and dye my hair crazy colours, she bought me those edgy clothes I wanted in middle school. She encouraged my brother and I when we liked anime and we wanted to draw that way, and got us a learn to draw book.
    The way my brother and I were born had nothing to do with her status of being a mother.
    She still made us and loved us.
    She was a mother
    That lady has no clue what it means to be a mother.
    I miss my mother and I wish she could be here to see me graduate.

    • @Xamidimura
      @Xamidimura Před rokem

      Sorry, pissed me off.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Před rokem

      Oh damn.
      Sorry to hear that, friend.
      She sounds like an awesome mother, friend and human being overall.
      I'm sorry if it's intrusive or upsetting but I'm sure she'd be proud of ya

  • @blossomherd3921
    @blossomherd3921 Před rokem +104

    What scares me is (with the water molecular meme) is I can see people believing it and then selling half bottles of water for way too much.

    • @DragonPaladin01
      @DragonPaladin01 Před rokem

      Just be sure to check the ingredients, don't get tricked into drinking toxins. Dihydrogen monoxide poisoning is a real threat to human health, but the media never talks about how much of it is in our drinking water!

    • @tracy776
      @tracy776 Před rokem +1

      It got even worse when they thought urine was stored in the gallbladder. Yep, totally gonna trust their "science"

    • @cyanbaba7795
      @cyanbaba7795 Před rokem +9

      that kinda sounds like that one guy who sold anti 5g cream and mads $500k

    • @karelfinn2343
      @karelfinn2343 Před rokem

      Yep, water scams exist. Not as headline-grabbing as, say, phony Covid cures, but they're out there.

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou Před rokem

      makes me think of Aloysius O'Hare

  • @UpliftThrone76
    @UpliftThrone76 Před rokem +8

    As an American, who frequently uses multi-contractions (e.g. shouldn't've), y'all and ya'll potentially being two different words instead of just a correct and incorrect spelling was a eureka moment. Holy shit.

  • @Amy-ky5wr
    @Amy-ky5wr Před rokem +7

    24:15 yeah the grammar nazi is right. There's a correct grammatical place for "me and my husband" just as there is a different correct grammatical place for "my husband and I".
    "My husband and I did the naughty", is correct, and so is "the mattress cushioned me and my husband".
    The grammar nazis of decades ago, in telling everyone to say "my husband and I" in sentences like the first example, were too successful. Everyone has started saying it in sentences like the second one, too, incorrectly.
    But language changes over time, one day no doubt the two forms will be considered interchangeable.

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Před 6 měsíci +2

      I was taught that you always think how they would sound separately, if you would have said "me" when only referring to yourself, that's what you use, and I've always said it that way. My brother and I watch movies together, because I watch movies. A car honked at me and my brother while we were in a crosswalk, because the car honked at me, the car didn't honk at I, that makes no sense.

  • @daniasyed
    @daniasyed Před rokem +81

    im a muslim and we have islam as a subject in school so i remember going to a tution Centre in grade 10 and studying about it with 300 students in the same class for our final exams and the tutor tried to convince us that we should never wear ties as they are a secret sign of Christianity and to this day i remain baffled

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 Před rokem +8

      This sounds just like when news outlets/parents assmue the meaning of emojis or memes tgey dont understand. Like when the OK emoji 👌 was assumed to be a signal for "I am a drug seller/I want to buy drugs" when it was _actually_ being used as a widespread "haha made you look!" joke

    • @timarooq2278
      @timarooq2278 Před rokem +8

      As a fellow Muslim, I get you. I was taught that celebrating birthdays is a Christian/non-Muslim tradition so it is wrong....which is one of the stupidest things ever why is celebrating the existence of a person you care about wrong to you? You jealous or worried that all attention will get diverted from God or something?
      But the stupidest one is where my teacher showed us the Coca Cola bottle by reading the name from the mirror as apparently, it read backwards in Arabic as "La Muhammad La Makka".That this is the non Muslim's way to mock us when the words do not form la but it's surprising how many people are adamant in believing it.

    • @daniasyed
      @daniasyed Před rokem

      @@timarooq2278 they really thought that crackheads who made coca cola was not bcz they wanted coke but cuz they wanted to sPECIFICALLY mock us...... no man.... they were just crackheads..... finding better way to sell cocaine

    • @AmazonAllie73
      @AmazonAllie73 Před rokem

      You caught us!
      /S Obviously. 🤣🤣

  • @spiderlily723
    @spiderlily723 Před rokem +46

    7:30 That's actually accurate: people on vegan/frutarian/raw diets often DO STOP having period. It's from malnutrition.

    • @tuojiangoman3228
      @tuojiangoman3228 Před rokem +6

      They had us in the first half, not going to lie.

    • @randommoth4978
      @randommoth4978 Před rokem +1

      XD

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +6

      @@GretchZ As I said in my own comment about this: vegans who aren't idiots know that there are certain amino-acids that occur mainly in meat, and will consume specific plant-based sources to ensure that they get them.
      Humans are omnivores, and tbh, I can't think of any culture that is 100% plant-based. Even South-Asia, especially Southern India, which has a heavily plant-based diet, still includes dairy.

    • @spiderlily723
      @spiderlily723 Před rokem +1

      @@GretchZ Yes, it's possible to live healthy on very restrictive diets (it may takes months to years for boy to burn trough reserves and start showing sympthoms of mallnutrishion for example), but I've seen a lot of vegans claim that 'diet clensed me' when they loose periods and just as many people pretend those diets need no supplements and can eat however you like, both of which are just delusional.

    • @ArisaMilkawa
      @ArisaMilkawa Před rokem +4

      there was an observation that catholic nuns in monasteries didn't have their period, only for it to came back once they left the religious life
      it was describe as a form of purity, but in reality it was because nuns fasted for weeks, and periods is a body function you lose pretty quickly when you're malnourished

  • @oltyx6623
    @oltyx6623 Před rokem +4

    Fun fact, Halloween began in Ireland where it was the belief that the realms of humanity and the dead would be closest together on that day, subsequently people wore costumes as disguises from spirits and people gave out sweets as gifts to spirits to prevent curses or something like that. I know people aren't perfect if I got anything wrong then please inform me to prevent anymore incorrections. Have a nice day.

  • @ekvedrek
    @ekvedrek Před rokem +23

    He's gone from saying other people's names at the beginning of his videos to his own. Amazing.