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  • @TheClick
    @TheClick  Před rokem +983

    LIVE RIGHT NOW
    come say hi

  • @ratboy2
    @ratboy2 Před rokem +7005

    That “why dont atheists give in to their worst impulses” one really told on themself 😭

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Před rokem +914

      As Tony (Ricky Gervais) said in After Life. "I do all the (R word) and murdering I want" which is none.

    • @Tekdruid
      @Tekdruid Před rokem +1485

      If you need the threat of eternal damnation to act like a good person, you are _not_ a good person.

    • @voidboi2831
      @voidboi2831 Před rokem +869

      If you need an all powerful omnipotent deity that threatens you with eternal pain and torture for you to avoid murdering people and doing horrible things, you probably are not a good person.

    • @Artz_by_M
      @Artz_by_M Před rokem +528

      Humans have a thing called self control so I agree, if somebody needs the threat of eternal pain and suffering than they really aren't a good person.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Před rokem +548

      the thing is, I do give in to my worst impulses!
      I sometimes watch CZcams at work and take more bathroom breaks than necessary

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon Před rokem +1480

    "It's impossible for a woman to wear pants without sexualizing her body"
    Tell me you're a pervert without telling me you're a pervert

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 Před rokem +181

      I also heard a really great point from another video that had the same tweet in it. They said, if the pants sexualize a woman then they also sexualize a man.

    • @tanyastacy-haws993
      @tanyastacy-haws993 Před rokem +71

      Right, how am I sexualizing myself in sweat pants? 😂

    • @justine8387
      @justine8387 Před rokem +43

      @@funnyvideoguy3216 probably believes that pantsless people are also sexualised

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT Před rokem +59

      What's more hilarious? In ancient Rome skirts were a guy's item.
      Funny how some fools are so tied up in their own delusions they can't comprehend that things can change or have been different in the past, and it's not a big deal.

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee Před rokem +28

      Yeah it’s not the woman doing the sexualizing…

  • @Chaotic-Toast
    @Chaotic-Toast Před rokem +257

    Fun fact, the USA doesn’t have an official language, we just primarily use English. Use that whenever a Karen tries to tell you to “speak American”

    • @daemonspudguy
      @daemonspudguy Před 4 měsíci +23

      In that situation, learn fluent Swedish. Because obviously.

    • @Chaotic-Toast
      @Chaotic-Toast Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@daemonspudguy I can only barely read Swedish let alone speak it TwT

    • @crypticlol
      @crypticlol Před 4 měsíci +10

      ​@@daemonspudguycan i also speak portuguese or they would think it's spanish?

    • @daemonspudguy
      @daemonspudguy Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@crypticlol they would probably think it's Spanish.

    • @crypticlol
      @crypticlol Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@daemonspudguy damn
      que chinchilada, no me gusta eso :(

  • @wildwesley9328
    @wildwesley9328 Před rokem +103

    It feels like the anti-BDSM lady just read Fifty Shades of Grey and assumed that that’s what BDSM was (it isn’t).

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Honestly I feel like Fifty shades of grey is the source of a lot of negativity towards the BDSM community, considering it was probably the first exposure for a lot of people even though it isn't real BDSM.

    • @Leathurkatt
      @Leathurkatt Před 28 dny +4

      FACTS
      Literally everyone I know in the Fetish community hates the 50 shades of abuse series...

  • @LookingForFrogs
    @LookingForFrogs Před rokem +3812

    My sister's school did a protest once, after the new principle changed the dress code, before that it was very chill and quite reasonable, but among the new rules he specifically banned girls from wearing make up so a sizaable group of boys at the school asked girls to help them putting whole drag queen level make up before school so everything got covered in glitter and smeared with rainbow colors.

    • @soupyssoup
      @soupyssoup Před rokem +295

      i hope they changed it back after that.

    • @LookingForFrogs
      @LookingForFrogs Před rokem +823

      @@soupyssoup they changed the principal too very quickly. 😆 he also did some others scummy things, like removing free hot tea during Winter months because "that's too costly " while buying several big tvs to broadcast his announcents on the school halls... honesty guy was the walking definition of "drunk with power"...

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Před rokem +199

      Principal use pronoun! Punish principal!

    • @Dekubud
      @Dekubud Před rokem +257

      That sounds really fun! The best way to protest is to have a harmless blast with it whenever possible.

    • @Miliradian
      @Miliradian Před rokem +211

      @@LookingForFrogs ''I hate children, i should be a principal because of that!''

  • @yaboicdog
    @yaboicdog Před rokem +3661

    Jeremy wants pronouns. Jeremy is tired of caveman dialect

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder Před rokem +601

      Jeremy is tired of referring to Jeremyself as Jeremy, please give Jeremy some pronouns

    • @themisfitowl2595
      @themisfitowl2595 Před rokem +294

      Here are the following pronouns he/him, she/her, they/them, I, you, it, me, we. (I know there is more, I just don't know them)
      Feel free to pick which ones fit you the best, and know that you have full permission to use them and be called by the ones you like. Enjoy. 😊😊

    • @yaboicdog
      @yaboicdog Před rokem +414

      @@themisfitowl2595 Jeremy decided on it. It is pleased

    • @themisfitowl2595
      @themisfitowl2595 Před rokem +270

      @@yaboicdog It is good! Pleasure to meet it!

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před rokem +307

      ​@@themisfitowl2595 Pronouns acquired. We have achieved true sapience. Our path to ascension has begun. You will bow before us.

  • @SprinkelFallingleaf
    @SprinkelFallingleaf Před rokem +168

    As a person who has been married for 27 years, to my best friend... You can not break a happy and healthy marriage, no matter how you try. If both partners are happy, they communicate, and all that... Another person just cant break it. Those who stray or cheat, weren't in a happy space to begin with.

    • @razztastic
      @razztastic Před 4 měsíci +6

      You are fundamentally misunderstanding relationships due to the privilege of keeping a honeymoon phase for the entire duration of *your* relationship.
      Being with someone isn't a fucking romantic novel, saying those who stray or cheat were never happy with their partner in the first place is naive at best and absolutely incompetent at worst.

    • @cre-kate-ive
      @cre-kate-ive Před 3 měsíci +7

      True! I'm not married and it isn't a goal of mine. But this is true of all relationships. If an outside individual is able to break a relationship, it wasn't very stable to begin with. And seeing that can help you decide what needs to be done. Are the people in the relationship each wanting to put in effort to rebuild? If not, you can say goodbye without hate knowing you made the right choice.
      I think what people feel most upset about is there's an implication that divorce is a failure. If we stop phrasing it as "Here's how to communicate so you don't get divorced", I think people are happier to listen.

    • @Just_Reading_Comments
      @Just_Reading_Comments Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@razztastic I think you misunderstood the comment. When OP wrote “Those who stray or cheat, weren’t in a happy space to begin with” they aren’t talking about from the beginning of the relationship. They simply meant for someone to cheat there had already been a breakdown in the relationship before the cheating occurred, which is true. Just because you refer to your partner as your best friend and espouse communication doesn’t mean someone is in “a honeymoon phase”, those are quite literally key points in a healthy relationship and not just things in a fucking romantic novel. Real relationships are hard work. Cheating doesn’t just mysteriously happen out of nowhere and another person can’t cause someone who is in a happy, healthy, fulfilling marriage to cheat. Which is all @SprinkleFallingleaf was saying.

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras Před 3 měsíci +1

      That's one of the stupidest things I've heard. Plenty of people are happy in their relationships at one point only to find themselves unhappy, or at least discontent, years later. This can be due to life circumstances, traumatic events or even just the fact that people can grow and change over time. Very few people are the same people in their 40s and 50s that they were in their teens and 20s and plenty of factors can affect how they think of themselves, the world, their place in it and their dreams and aspirations between those years to make what made them insanely happy at 22 no longer make them happy at 38. Or I guess you've never come across some young couple who fell deeply in love, married, had a child and were happy as hell for 5-7 years only to find out that after maturing a bit, they wanted different things out of life than they thought they did right out of high school because they learned in the interim that the world was much larger than they ever imagined. Or one became more selfish as time went on. Or developed a substance abuse issue. Or one of the hundred other things that arises between formerly happy couples every day. Seeing as you've only ever experienced being you, you have no authority to say whether or not anyone else was "really happy" or "actually" loved each other or not.

  • @Lexie_Joestar
    @Lexie_Joestar Před 8 měsíci +31

    If you need an omnipotent being to tell you that assault is wrong you are a terrible person

  • @ChosenOne41
    @ChosenOne41 Před rokem +963

    "Pants sexualize people, so only men should wear them" probably not what Roosh meant, but it is essentially what he said

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Před rokem +135

      So only men should be sexualised? Gee, sexism has come a long way.

    • @kdepp90
      @kdepp90 Před rokem +61

      If someone came up to me saying women shouldn't be wearing jeans cause it sexualizes then, I'd tell them, 'yup they sure they do, that's why I wear boys jeans instead!"
      For context, I'm like under five and half feet tall, with somewhat curvy hips, and I have a very hard time finding women's jeans that fit me. They're either too long, too small (can't get them over my hips if I get them to fit my waist area), or too big overall/too big in the back and tend to pooch out in the back (if I get them big enough to go over my hips, they're too big around my waist, as I have a smaller waist line than my hips are wide). So as a result, most of my shopping for jeans tend to be done in the Boys section, cause Boys jeans and slacks have an adjustable waistband inside, so I can just tighten them or loosen them at my waist as needed.
      Also, POCKETS!!! 😃
      Also, I'd like to add, if u wanna sexualize boys jeans (not mens, BOYS) on someone who doesn't completely 100% identify as female (I'm afab), good luck. Have fun with that. Cause not only are you sexualizing a female bodied person (ugh all on its own) whos not even remotely trying to look "sexually appealing as a female", but u're also sexualizing minors/childrens clothing as well, so double ugh! Any discriminating thing u say after that in regards to my clothing choices is just gonna make u sound like a pedo, so have fun with that, lol.

    • @stefangrobbink7760
      @stefangrobbink7760 Před rokem

      Idk man, seems kinda gay to me

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt Před rokem +60

      @@kdepp90 why wear boy pants
      - pockets
      - there are no other reasons

    • @warfightvgaming1565
      @warfightvgaming1565 Před rokem +6

      @@kdepp90 Can you tell me what afab means? honestly never heard that before. If it‘s not too personal

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 Před rokem +586

    "Those pants are sexualizing women!!"
    Pants se-...no? Pants can't do that. They don't have the necessary equipment to sexualize anything. You're sexualizing her and then blaming the pants for your inability to mind your own damn business
    So stop doing that. Problem solved.

    • @ThomasTrue
      @ThomasTrue Před rokem +37

      The earliest known trousers were silken "harem" trousers, worn by women across Asia and north Africa. Still popular to this day, far from clinging to the figure, these are traditionally very baggy.
      Such trousers were worn by women in those regions for all the millennia the populace of one tiny region of the western Mediterranean were wearing long robes, which would eventually evolve into dresses, while dictating that a man shall not wear that pertaining to a woman, and vice versa.

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Před rokem +33

      @@ThomasTrue i figure it's pretty safe to say that pants are as old as people living in cold places. whether we have surviving examples or reliable documentation, it's difficult to imagine folks dealing with the snow and not trying to cover up ever last little bit of exposed skin they can.

    • @darkstarr984
      @darkstarr984 Před rokem +34

      @@ThomasTrue The earliest trousers (prehistoric) seem to have been made of leather and worn by people riding horses with no apparent gendering. Because it’s way more comfortable to ride a horse while wearing a garment that protects the full inner legs.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla Před rokem +9

      @@darkstarr984 "Way more comfortable." Have you tried riding a horse without pants on? They'll skin your legs from their leather hides.

    • @atomheart7907
      @atomheart7907 Před rokem +13

      People getting triggered over clothing is so fucking funny

  • @christinesizemore3
    @christinesizemore3 Před rokem +216

    I have to say, I feel like the "Why X Cheat" is just digging the hole deeper. It's on the potential cheater to COMMUNICATE what's going on, it's not the responsibility of the other partner who is in theory doing their best and otherwise thinks everything is hunky dory to be hypervigilant for warning signs.

    • @shinybearevidra
      @shinybearevidra Před rokem +12

      They can be both at fault, with the cheater obviously being in the wrong for doing so, nut the partner's behavior can also play a role.

    • @christinesizemore3
      @christinesizemore3 Před rokem +67

      @@shinybearevidra multiple partners can be at fault for an unhealthy relationship. One person is at fault for cheating. Cheating is a choice. That choice is to harm someone who they are supposed to care for.

    • @shinybearevidra
      @shinybearevidra Před rokem +10

      @@christinesizemore3 yes, but maybe the other is abusive, or neglectful. I'm not saying that the cheater isn’t the one at fault, I’m saying that there may be problems in the relationship that lead to that. The cheater is automatically in the wrong for being so.

    • @rainythey4649
      @rainythey4649 Před rokem +32

      This is what I was thinking while watching that bit! Like yes, it is on both partners to be the best they can be. BOTH. This includes the potential cheater who is the one having the problem! They would need to express this to their partner so that the issues that may lead to cheating get resolved. I felt like everyone was focusing way too much on the actions of the person who doesn't have the problem and is not the potential cheater

    • @rainythey4649
      @rainythey4649 Před rokem +30

      @@shinybearevidra While I agree for the most part, the relationship even in the original tiktok was assumed to be relatively healthy- in most cases it is up to the (potential) cheater to communicate even if the other person is in the wrong because otherwise the other person won't know what they did

  • @RileyBrews
    @RileyBrews Před rokem +202

    The cheating one is so gross. Being less attractive is not justification for your partner to step out. There are other route the cheater can take to fix things before breaking trust. Cheating is never ok

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p Před rokem

      Yeah, I didn't catch what he meant at first, that is so scummy. Victim blaming right out the gate

    • @VeniiOpal
      @VeniiOpal Před 10 měsíci +39

      If you think it's not working out because they are less attractive, then break up with them first. It might make you seem like a douchebag, but it's better than actively defying their trust for your own gain lol

    • @FaerieLoki
      @FaerieLoki Před 10 měsíci +34

      Not to mention, one of the reasons is "just curiousity" like... How does the victim of cheating counter their partner being curious about adultery and why would that be their problem to try and counter that?

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 Před 5 měsíci +11

      One time when I found out a bloke I was seeing was meant to be with another woman & he said, quote: "You're far better looking than she is, & she needs to do something about that". Like, help her do something maybe??? Give her a spa day, a gym membership, a make-up tutorial, fashion advice. Better than making both her AND me feel like bleugh. I never saw him after that night.

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 Před 14 dny

      Being less attractive may not be a justification, but it's a top 5 go-to excuse.

  • @aidynchristiansen4947
    @aidynchristiansen4947 Před rokem +729

    “School bans pronouns” English class is going to get weird

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Před rokem +123

      Classes in general considering how many words are pronouns. The word “someone” is a pronoun.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Před rokem +120

      just talk like cavemen. EZ
      "Student want bathroom! Teacher no give homework!"

    • @charchadonto
      @charchadonto Před rokem +56

      Everybody becomes Kratos. "BOI" "WOMAN"

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Před rokem +59

      @@Nerobyrne English ends up sounding like a shitty half-baked conlang without pronouns and I love that.

    • @paulolsen2197
      @paulolsen2197 Před rokem +37

      “Jimmy try not to screw Jimmmy over by ignoring Jimmy’s assignments”

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth Před rokem +1307

    “Ancient Greece wasn’t gay”
    Ancient Greece: has a literal island called Lesbos, where we get the word Lesbian!

    • @littlecookie366
      @littlecookie366 Před rokem +33

      Fun fact

    • @msf2399
      @msf2399 Před rokem +172

      Okay, admittedly “lesbian” specifically refers to Sappho from Lesbos & her very gay poetry. Lesbos itself kinda infamously had a homophobic movement because of how pissed people were about having to share the name. They’ve publicly come around in recent years (largely thanks to all the gay tourists who go to spend money there,) but there are still some very vocal holdouts.

    • @Los_BreadstickMartian
      @Los_BreadstickMartian Před rokem +22

      @@msf2399 Yeah, I actually read about it recently in a book I got at the library it was very fun to learn.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 Před rokem +28

      Technically they were bi

    • @narrissagaines5128
      @narrissagaines5128 Před rokem +12

      I guess I'm ancient now lol

  • @kalonin5451
    @kalonin5451 Před rokem +84

    Just a friendly reminder that the Cassowary was one of the few animals that Steve Irwin refused to approach

    • @edwardward4347
      @edwardward4347 Před 3 měsíci +9

      i know, it's so funny because six of the things on the 'win' list well kill you sord and shield be damned. and like four in the 'maybe' list are "game over" screens too

    • @FernFello
      @FernFello Před 3 měsíci +8

      I wonder if dave has ever seen an actual Cassowary or roo...

    • @penelope205
      @penelope205 Před 3 měsíci +6

      legitimately, there were maybe 3 things on the "win" list that I thought he could stand a chance of ESCAPING, don't even mention winning a fight

  • @allygatorrampage
    @allygatorrampage Před rokem +43

    The cheating one seems like he drew a pretty big conclusion from pretty small data points. I also think it’s possible that someone who cheats has already given up on the relationship/their partner, and it was their responsibility to either communicate their issues or leave BEFORE they decided to cheat. I think that few people were saying “oh if my partner felt like cheating I’d want to fix things” because wanting to cheat is so extremely disrespectful that it can kill the love we have for our partner.

    • @-c3202
      @-c3202 Před měsícem +5

      Also the implication of "then he can leave" meaning that the person gave up....no, dude, they are saying that if a man (since these comments were on the why husbands cheat vid) doesn't communicate and decides to take another action instead of working for the relationship, that action should be to break up, not to cheat

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild Před rokem +570

    Just wait until the people upset about pronouns learn that kids are being taught ARABIC NUMERALS!!!!!!

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren Před rokem +72

      schhh! That's a secret...

    • @tauon_
      @tauon_ Před rokem +97

      NO WAY!!!111 WE NEED TO TEACH THEM AMERICAN NUMBERS!!!!!

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 Před rokem

      NO THEY WILL BECOME TERRORISTS

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 Před rokem +1

      Wait until they learn paper was invented by the Chinese.

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 Před rokem

      (1234567890)

  • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla

    Everytime I hear the pronoun argument I laugh at the ignorance. 90% of English pronouns don't even relate to gender. So saying we shouldn't have pronouns means taking away words like I, You, somebody, everybody, etc.
    Edit: According to what I looked up it seems like there's even more pronouns than I thought and they're broken up into seven categories: the personal pronoun, the demonstrative pronoun, the interrogative pronoun, the relative pronoun, the indefinite pronoun, the reflexive pronoun, and the intensive pronoun. Apparently there's hundreds of pronouns in the English language and about 80 of them are gender related. Fun little facts.

    • @captainyulef5845
      @captainyulef5845 Před rokem +15

      'A' isn't a pronoun???

    • @michaelcheng9987
      @michaelcheng9987 Před rokem +136

      I believe 'a' is an article, not a pronoun
      At least in the sense that it sounds weird to say: "That chair? A is made of wood."

    • @junglejim4254
      @junglejim4254 Před rokem +26

      When people are talking about pronouns, they're usually talking about people with they/then or it/it's or neo pronouns, I don't care if it makes them uncomfortable because using incorrect pronouns doesn't mean shit unless it uses feminine or masculine pronouns, they aren't trying to get rid of pronouns, they're getting rid of people who refuse to use she/her or he/him.

    • @fuilli
      @fuilli Před rokem +141

      without pronouns, you can't sing Smash Mouth's All Star
      cause it starts with somebody, a pronoun

    • @junglejim4254
      @junglejim4254 Před rokem +5

      @@fuilli I'm talking about the new geberation of lgbtq "activists" who use pronouns, not a random singer

  • @lizette87
    @lizette87 Před rokem +136

    Bdsm is way more about respect than people (especially this person) might think. The participants respect each other's boundaries, red zones and safety words. It's also very much about trust. You trust your partner(s) enough to do these things that in other scenarios could be considered abusive. And trust that all participants feel safe with one another. It is a deep bond, rooted in trust and respect. I've met my fair share of "vanilla guys" who have had little to none respect for women. With that said, of course it is possible for someone with an interest in bdsm to lack respect. I have spoken to a few doms/sadist's (hetero men in this case) who basically praise and are in awe of their female partner for letting them do these things. A serious sadist always has the masochist's safety in mind and would stop before doing actual harm. Don't forget, it's about mutual pleasure. Consider it a role play if that makes it easier.
    Warning: oversharing here, but relevant... I've experienced sessions where the sadist had to call it quits because they were too uncomfortable with the amount of pain they were inflicting. Remember, everyone involved in a proper bdsm session is aware of the safety word, has the right to stop it at any given moment and has given their consent.
    I'm usually not very open about my preference, but I feel that the stigma has to end.
    Wishing you all a beautiful day ❤
    Love from Sweden

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose Před 6 měsíci +7

      I've never done any of that but I would be willing to try with someone I trusted.

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 Před 6 měsíci +12

      ​​@@MillieBlackRosekinks are soo broad I'd be shocked if there wasn't ONE you'd be into.
      I'm into petplay myself (among many other kinks). Yes as the name suggests treating your partner or being treated by your partner as a pet. If you want I can go more in depth about it.
      But one kink that is way more common is simply pain play, spanking and hair pulling falls into this category.

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Big agree! 🙌
      I am definitely the sub/masochist and my partner is a fantastic example of a dom/sadistic partner. [For us] so much of the experience involves mental games/play. My partner has a great phrase he shared with me…something like “the masochist says ‘punish me’ and the sadist says ‘no’” and I feel like that is quite fitting for our dynamic. Oh a whim I made little punch cards for him to use when I am being naughty (usually for incredibly silly things) and he has teasingly told me he is going to use one of the cards to “really” punish me…by having me do a household chore instead of any other kind of “punishment” 😆 LMAO

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@megapiglatin2574 oh he really knows how to punish someone. 😂

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@MillieBlackRose Oh he does! 🤣
      I am also real weird about things being "even" (i.e. if I chew a mouthful of food on one side, I have to chew it on the other--minor compulsions like that), and it sometimes serves as a convenient way for my partner to "punish" me literally without lifting a finger, hahaha!

  • @yeetmcgeet5166
    @yeetmcgeet5166 Před rokem +85

    9:44 this person is evil, imagine being helped by someone and then calling them a demon, disgusting

    • @noveltyantiques
      @noveltyantiques Před rokem +8

      honestly for real.

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 Před rokem +10

      Like omg not everyone is religious bruh it's all made up anyway

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Yeah seriously wtf.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Před 15 dny

      I don't know. I feel sorry for her. To experience genuine fear at something so simple? This poor woman has been brainwashed so deeply that she can't handle normal life anymore.

  • @PikovajaDama
    @PikovajaDama Před rokem +662

    That person who argued that only "low value men" practice BDSM... their head would probably explode when you explain to them that it is possible (and regularly the case) that the dominant partner in the relationship is actually the woman... 🤣

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Před rokem +60

      Yeah looking at all the stuff around Resident Evil 8 with Lady Dimitri gives me an inside to the taste of a lot of nice people on the internet

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell Před rokem +63

      also I assume that by 'high value' she means rich, and a lot of high powered excutives with telephone number salaries are actually into being dominated, and will pay dominatrixes a lot of money to abuse them...

    • @teopalafox
      @teopalafox Před rokem

      So still low value men then

    • @kaidupree3564
      @kaidupree3564 Před rokem

      "bUt thAT's gAy"

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova Před rokem +33

      Yup. Or neither, we have switches!

  • @luckymuddypaw
    @luckymuddypaw Před rokem +1000

    As a greek myth nerd, I almost died laughing. Sparta's military encouraged gay segs to promote bonds between warriors. I kid you not part of the reason they were so powerful was because their military would encourage them to frick each other.

    • @IsomerMashups
      @IsomerMashups Před rokem +45

      Not to mention the Thebans.

    • @tra12048
      @tra12048 Před rokem +212

      Also goes without saying that ancient Greece _was not_ Christian. I think anyone with any amount of knowledge would at least know that much lol. They did have religion, but Christianity was definitely not it, chief XD (well, it wasn't the majority religion. not even close)
      Not to mention, at least one of their gods was openly bisexual (or at least had relations with both men and women, could've been pan or something). Apollo being the one I actually know about, but I'm pretty sure there's more

    • @gabrielbastos18
      @gabrielbastos18 Před rokem +151

      @@tra12048 Poseidon, Zephyrus, Herakles (who does become a god after his death) and Zeus (according to the myth of Ganymede). Presumably so was Aphrodite. These are the ones at the top of my head. And then there is Athena, who is basically said to be asexual and aromantic. The jury's still out if Artemis is supposed to be asexual or a lesbian (her having feelings for Orion is a later, Roman, version).

    • @a.u.t.057
      @a.u.t.057 Před rokem +68

      I mean, that's one way to convince people to join your army

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 Před rokem

      @@a.u.t.057 Except they did not recruit. You had to be the ruling class to be allowed in, IIRC! No honest work for you, that’s what helots are for.

  • @jaytalent1350
    @jaytalent1350 Před rokem +126

    It makes me so sad that anyone would bash CallmeKevin for raising charity. He's such a sweet person and all he did was sing (for charity), which is something he normally does anyway.

    • @NovumSemita
      @NovumSemita Před 9 měsíci +23

      Same here. I'm a big fan of his content. He gives off a similar vibe to Click imo. Nice, jolly and really funny XD

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Před 6 měsíci +11

      Also knowing Kevin, he was aware of the situation,
      But seeing how the entire thing was a hot button issue for months
      You can't blame the guy for not talking about it.

  • @kaylaruth599
    @kaylaruth599 Před rokem +28

    Btw for the whole argument of Karen’s saying you have to speak English in America, the US doesn’t actually have an official language so you can literally speak anything you want since there’s no national language

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +1616

    "School BANS Pronouns"
    Hi, this is Steve. Steve likes eating ice cream. Steve likes watching Steve's favorite Netflix shows. Steve's pronouns are Steve/Steve/Steve.
    With various corrections from the past 9 months of replies:
    Hi, Steve is here. Steve likes eating ice cream. Steve likes watching the favorite Netflix shows of Steve. The pronouns of Steve are Steve/Steve/Steve.

    • @masterofgamesbrian7058
      @masterofgamesbrian7058 Před rokem +228

      How is Steve?
      Steve is fine, Steve just needs to finish Steve's homework

    • @UrDadLes37
      @UrDadLes37 Před rokem +163

      Steve looking forward to school. Steve wants pronouns to be unbanned.

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 Před rokem +94

      I hope Steve likes watching Steve's favorite Netflix shows because if Steve doesn't then maybe Steve just doesn't like Netflix

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear Před rokem +64

      @@nintendoboy3605 Steve was upset when Steve's favorite Netflix show was cancelled by Netflix due to poor reviews.

    • @kitsu13
      @kitsu13 Před rokem +101

      Steve forgot "this" is also a pronoun in the context of Steve's sentence, though Steve made an excellent effort. That school will have an interesting time teaching kids to write without pronouns. That school seems to have forgotten the school will have to largely avoid the words "this", "that", "everyone", "anyone", and so on. Good luck to the school in not breaking the school's rules!

  • @Shugunou
    @Shugunou Před rokem +772

    Correction: The swastika is a buddist symbol for peace. The reverse swastika, which is what we call the swastika, is the nazi symbol. Also, even if that wasn't true, that is very clearly a nazi flag.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +69

      Also don’t mind the ⚡️⚡️ symbol next to the N*zi flag 😅

    • @Mercure250
      @Mercure250 Před rokem +101

      I'm pretty sure the both the clockwise and counter-clockwise versions are valid versions of the swastika (which is not limited to Buddhism btw and can have many meanings), but clockwise version at a 45 degrees angle like that is strongly associated with Nazism. Also, the general template of the flag is literally the war flag of the Third Reich, AND, also, there's an eagle holding a swastika (that's the most Nazi shit ever), and the Iron Cross (which is not necessarily Nazi, it's more of a Prussian Kingdom/German Empire thing in general, but swastika + Iron Cross = big Nazi energy).
      This is why studying history is important, folks.

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 Před rokem +55

      @@Mercure250 Plus the Death's Head flag next to it, which is also specific Nazi imagery. Context!

    • @lilithiaabendstern6303
      @lilithiaabendstern6303 Před rokem +24

      @@LycanKai14 ´pure blood Necromancy, please - you didn't get your arian certificate for nothing - I wonder why that was never taught in Hogwarts since Heinrich and the §§ were clearly the inspiration for Voldi and his magical misfits

    • @moronoftheinternet8864
      @moronoftheinternet8864 Před rokem

      @@LycanKai14 The swastika is clearly tilted which means it's a nazi swastika.

  • @zaplepikachu
    @zaplepikachu Před rokem +17

    The one about the woman having an atheist help her out and then being convinced he sent a demon on her reminds me of how I went to school with a kid named Boris who was originally from Russia and moved to Atlanta. At one point he told a story about how while he was working in a Kroger, some lady said to him "You look like a nice Southern boy!" and he just. Didn't know how to respond.

  • @MissFluffyPink
    @MissFluffyPink Před 11 měsíci +9

    The worst food smell I've experienced in the office was a girl who would CONSTANTLY burn popcorn and bring it to her desk. She finally had to stop after setting off the fire alarm. Twice.
    But I also know of a guy who would bring blue cheese to his desk about once a week. But boiled eggs, especially when reheated in the microwave, also creates a less than ideal office enviorment.
    So while I think the sign was pretty poorly formulated I do think that we need to be considerate whith what food we bring into the office.

  • @glitterbug5678
    @glitterbug5678 Před rokem +1888

    Just a friendly reminder from a consenting and very happy submissive that the motto of bdsm is "safe, sane, and consensual"

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB Před rokem +212

      It's such a big thing that AO3 has a tag for it. I'm glad that you (and presumably your partner[s]) have found happiness and I hope you continue to practice this kink in a way that brings everyone involved pleasure.

    • @alexw.7097
      @alexw.7097 Před rokem +284

      Amen.
      Plus that lady was totally missing the fact that a massive part of the BDSM community is Queer, and not just dominant Man/submissive Female.
      "Tell me your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 Shades without saying your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 shades"

    • @whorror7406
      @whorror7406 Před rokem +196

      @@alexw.7097 Those same people also forget that there are dominant women too. But I guess they'd just say the submissive man isn't a real man.

    • @alexw.7097
      @alexw.7097 Před rokem +2

      @@whorror7406 I'm a trans man and a sub, and I can confidently state that I am more of a man than any of these "Incel Alpha Sigma High Value Blah Blah Blah Andrew Tate fanboys" can ever claim to be

    • @williamrosenbloom215
      @williamrosenbloom215 Před rokem +25

      Serious question: isn't that kind of a turn off for you guys? I'm not into BDSM, but it seems like safe sane and consensual is exactly the opposite of the fantasy. Is it like...a moral limitation you impose on yourself, or would it really not be hot?

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR Před rokem +953

    The one relationship I actually had the guy hated BDSM. He thought it was disgusting and women into it were sick in the head. It didn't stop him from throwing me into walls and threatening me when I said something he didn't like. I even came home from Disneyland with bruises under my clothes from the abuse he showered on me all day long.
    Meanwhile, I've never felt safer then around those who practice BDSM.

    • @insertnamehere1085
      @insertnamehere1085 Před rokem +134

      I'm sorry that happened to you

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Před rokem +96

      i think he thought that his violent behaviours wouldn't have as much of an impact on you and he hated the thought of not being able to hold power over you, idk i'm no psychologist so take it with a cup full of salt but that's the vibes i'm getting here, either way yikes, glad you're outta there

    • @gachakris2924
      @gachakris2924 Před rokem +175

      Unironic, people into BDSM would be usually much better solely on the ground that BDSM is completely based on self control. Caring for partner's needs, not pushing too far and pulling back immediately when they say the word. Considering that at least i feel these situations would be somewhat extreme, it's reasonable to say they'd have similar self control in general.
      At least that makes sense to me

    • @lonesavior
      @lonesavior Před rokem +126

      I won't pretend there aren't guys and girls who just claim to be into BDSM as a way to weasel out of being abusive, especially on vanilla dating sites.
      If they claim to be into BDSM but they don't respect your boundaries, that's an immediate block from me.

    • @drownedtrashrat3501
      @drownedtrashrat3501 Před rokem +60

      @@gachakris2924 yeah, I'm not into bdsm, never done it, probably would never do it, but I feel it's based very largely on what you said, but also on consent and respecting your partner ? So ye lol I don't wanna say thing about _all_ people who practice bdsm but I feel that a large chunk of em are rather decent/safe people to be around who are _very_ good at respecting boundaries

  • @MikeDrube
    @MikeDrube Před rokem +27

    I would have stood in front of the "Attention, Hell Awaits You" sign and checked everything by pointing to what matched, and I would have said "Yes, that too" to each item.
    In doing so, I would have asked them if I would get a VIP chamber in hell if more than 5 matched me. 🤣

  • @Kellthulu
    @Kellthulu Před 7 měsíci +8

    1 problem in the bedroom = I hate hearing this. Just because a person doesn't want to have adult fun time with you doesn't give you the right to cheat and it's disgusting that someone would use that as a reason.
    2 unappreciated or unrespected = This is the only (somewhat) valid one but even still leave instead of cheat. You could find someone who treats you better.
    3 curiosity = This is in no way shape or form a reason to cheat on someone and using it as an excuse tells a lot.
    4 you let yourself go = What does that even mean to a person. There are so many instances where they got a little bigger and are suddenly the grossest thing on earth. The term ''let yourself go'' always correlates to ''I don't find you attractive anymore'' and its bull. He knew what he was doing when he did this. A lot of men want the best out of a woman and if they don't always give the best they can at all times then they "Let themselves go"
    It's not a thing with young people either. They realize more often than not that they should, could, and would have better and to not have half-formed excuses. They just take less crap. It should be up to the women in the relationship. If they have a problem speak on it. We cant beam into their heads to see what's wrong. If you hate the relationship so much that you want to cheat leave but don't blame the person because you decided to take a different route instead of talking about your feelings. Even if you were with a person for a long time it all still applies.
    If a person is treating you so bad in a marriage. Who cares how long you were together for, leave. You shouldn't have to fix an entire marriage by yourself for someone who doesn't see its worth in trying to fix it.

  • @sheggybruh3766
    @sheggybruh3766 Před rokem +280

    school: *bans pronouns*
    english teachers:*sweating profusely*

    • @purplekrownking
      @purplekrownking Před rokem +19

      Yeah, Eugene the principle, he-uh no. it- no… uh i am-DARNIT

    • @Vexxy197
      @Vexxy197 Před rokem +16

      @@purplekrownking principle wants Eugene to come to principal office

    • @lunascarletsapphire5300
      @lunascarletsapphire5300 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@Thefoxtheory2.0ikr, can’t even address inanimate objects easily after establishing what IT is

  • @dori_casper
    @dori_casper Před rokem +427

    I was getting anrgy at the woman talking about BDSM, I wish people would take a little time and look into what they're talking about before hating on something... BDSM is not just a man hitting his wife, and it ALWAYS has to involve consent!! that's why people into BDSM have safewords, to know when they crossed a line and didn't someone out of their comfort zone

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Před rokem +64

      In general, if people get extremely angry to the point of being unreasonable about something the less they tend to know about it. They hear a single thing which may be right or wrong, and make their own assumptions believing themselves to be correct.

    • @nineparr3110
      @nineparr3110 Před rokem +28

      @@kempolar9768 point to you, this is usually true. However, consider this. The thing I get angriest about is how stupid America is right now.

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 Před rokem +63

      Most people's perception of what BDSM is is the god awful 50 Shades series, especially the movies.. Where they only depicted it as a power-hungry abusive trip that aims to take advantage of vulnerable women for sexual pleasure..
      I hate when popular media just showcases a multitude of misinformation in the name of entertainment.

    • @sparklesparklesparkle6318
      @sparklesparklesparkle6318 Před rokem

      @@kempolar9768 I used to be really relaxed but now after I got my Moderna shot I just get REALLY REALLY angry for like no reason I just want to start screaming and smashing stuff. I've never felt like this before I don't know what to do. I've cut myself off from my friends and family because I don't want them to see me like this. I hope my life is over soon there's just no joy anymore.

    • @gabriellar4189
      @gabriellar4189 Před rokem +52

      I'm surprised neither Click nor the shown comments pointed out that BDSM doesn't necessarily revolve around a dominant male and submissive female, I've met plenty of men who dream of a "dominatrix", and a lot of BDSM happen with women being the ones that inflict whatever action agreed by the couple upon the men.
      And obviously, as you said, when it is a dom man and sub woman, it's still fine due to consent. Hell, I don't practice it, and I'm fucking asexual, but even I know it's got to be consensual!

  • @paristracy8517
    @paristracy8517 Před rokem +6

    11:40 i think it’s important to note, if a moose decides you need to die, you WILL die. no way around it, you’re practically dead already

  • @boshowa0840
    @boshowa0840 Před rokem +32

    There was a comment going around Facebook about malicious compliance from teachers when pronouns were banned. It was a beautiful thing. Don't know the result of it but the comment was just great!

  • @Imtootiredforthissh1t
    @Imtootiredforthissh1t Před rokem +1283

    I absolutely love how Click can be so factual and deep and then go to a bumbling ball of sunshine and stupidness 😂 it’s truly a talent

  • @maximilliansummers3725
    @maximilliansummers3725 Před rokem +571

    I can tell you that the whole "Australia isn't real" thing is absolutely true. I've been completely fictional for my entire life.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před rokem +37

      Brilliant. I can only imagine how much you save on your taxes.

    • @maximilliansummers3725
      @maximilliansummers3725 Před rokem +54

      @@intercat4907 My taxes may be fictional, but I still pay them. I like my imaginary roads paved and my fabricated public transport maintained

    • @silkytoonsanimations1637
      @silkytoonsanimations1637 Před rokem +5

      Me too

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před rokem +15

      @@maximilliansummers3725 Whoo. Progressive Existentialism. A whole new political Party ... if you can fit it on a lapel pin. Cheers.

    • @UrDadLes37
      @UrDadLes37 Před rokem +9

      The Matrix, but Australia Edition.

  • @sebastianrubin7476
    @sebastianrubin7476 Před rokem +8

    The "demonic presence" is what normal people call doubt, and it occurs when someone challenges your worldview.

  • @fatcatlord8066
    @fatcatlord8066 Před 8 měsíci +6

    As a Brazilian who learned English 5 years ago I do don’t think learning a new language is bad. I just unlocked a whole new part of the world and that I can speak to and it’s incredible

  • @whiterabbit47
    @whiterabbit47 Před rokem +319

    A little while ago, a Karen got mad at a Navajo elementary school teacher for teaching about Navajo culture in Navajo Nation, claiming that Navajo culture is the same as Navajo religion LMAO

    • @johanhalvarsson2148
      @johanhalvarsson2148 Před rokem +54

      But even if it was, aren't the kids supposed to learn about it? So they can make informed decisions about what sort of religions there are that they can either follow or just ignore? Isn't that was school is about?

    • @whiterabbit47
      @whiterabbit47 Před rokem +47

      @@johanhalvarsson2148 I mean, it was a Social Studies class, so I guess? I'm not a teacher so I don't know. But the Karen was basically claiming that learning about different cultures and religions is a form of indoctrination. It was basically like complaining that teachers in Mexico shouldn't teach about Mexican history and culture because it's unamerican

    • @davidchapman7350
      @davidchapman7350 Před rokem +1

      @@whiterabbit47 So... racism with extra layers?

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Před rokem +30

      @@whiterabbit47 As a former kid who got a banger Social Studies class and learned about religions AND cults from it because they ARE a social phenomenon, even if they want to think they're more special than that:
      It's a sociocultural phenomenon. It's only indoctrination if you actually push the doctrines as truth and tell the kids to follow said doctrines, and punish them for not following aforementioned doctrines or showing disbelief. Basically: if it works like a high-control cult, with thought-terminating cliches and emotional and social manipulation and the threat of isolation, it's indoctrination.

    • @warfightvgaming1565
      @warfightvgaming1565 Před rokem

      @@whiterabbit47 Isn‘t mansplaining a sexist word?

  • @miarabea401
    @miarabea401 Před rokem +584

    As an atheist it’s that simple: I don’t do things that I wouldn’t want others to do to me. If you really were a good human being you wouldn’t need a god to tell you that hurting others in any way is bad!

    • @BrainoConf
      @BrainoConf Před rokem

      So am I allowed to kill people?

    • @LineOfThy
      @LineOfThy Před rokem +20

      masochists rejoice

    • @ktm9292
      @ktm9292 Před rokem +53

      Yep. Fellow atheist here and it's basically this. 1 I have no desire to hurt people either physically or mentally. It's just not something that appeals. And 2 never do anything that another person doesn't consent to, within reason (obviously there should still be consequences if someone else causes harm otherwise we would have anarchy).

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 Před rokem

      @@LineOfThy Masochists would beat you until you started beating them lol

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 Před rokem +4

      Fellow atheist!

  • @lapizlapoppy
    @lapizlapoppy Před rokem +15

    Most of my morals rely on empathy. If I dont want something done to me, then I wont do that something to others 🤷

  • @taylorkozak9730
    @taylorkozak9730 Před rokem +7

    Just to clarify, the tweet at 12:20 was made by my friend who is an expert virologist, professor, and writes for a number of journalistic outlets (funny to see her here!)... she doesn't believe the thing about witches, haha, the woman who sued does. And Angie is very snarky in the best way.

  • @tomastavares4248
    @tomastavares4248 Před rokem +520

    I had a friend who brought a pride flag to school in pride month. Then, a group of classmates tried to take it off the class as it “insulted them”

    • @tauon_
      @tauon_ Před rokem +31

      lmao

    • @alipenn5302
      @alipenn5302 Před rokem +13

      School in June?

    • @tomastavares4248
      @tomastavares4248 Před rokem +77

      It only ended the 24th, one day before my birthday, so all month we needed to put it back as they took it off a couple of times and even threw it in the trash can once

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 Před rokem

      @@tomastavares4248 people are stupid really

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Před rokem +119

      @@tomastavares4248 Lol and then they call us the snowflakes.
      Funny how it works XD
      Anyways y'all fellas did a good job

  • @crwydryny
    @crwydryny Před rokem +633

    The cement one needs a disclaimer DON'T DO THAT seriously it's an easy way to lose fingers, cement setting is an exothermic reaction, and it can produce enough heat to cook your flesh, a si ilar thing happened several years ago to a young girl, they were making plaster casts in school and she decided to make one of her hand as an art project... she cooked 3 of her fingers which had to be amputated

    • @AmarisFrede
      @AmarisFrede Před rokem +1

      Oh that's terrible. I'm actually surprised it's a thing, I only know about the super glue, some Fridays for Future protesters did that and they thought about outlawing it in Germany. Those protesters must also be really committed to the cause, cuz they lose skin for sure.

    • @MrPingu-tb5lw
      @MrPingu-tb5lw Před rokem +67

      i feel sorry for the girl, since losing fingers is one of the worst thing i imagine to happen, especially the pain through cooking flesh

    • @dreamingahopefuldream4439
      @dreamingahopefuldream4439 Před rokem +46

      yikes hope the school learned their lesson with the whole plaster cast thing

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti Před rokem +24

      WTF !! I didn't knew about that !! Seems really dangerous !!
      But that explain why the Hoover barrage needed to use refrigerated pillar to set the cement

    • @theduckyninja1086
      @theduckyninja1086 Před rokem +22

      I've seen the "cute couple ideas" videos where they will suggest doing a plaster of holding hands quite a few times... This needs to be more common knowledge. Thanks for sharing this, I had no idea before now!

  • @danieltilson4053
    @danieltilson4053 Před 4 měsíci +4

    If fear of punishment (whether in this life, or whatever might be next) is the only thing keeping you from doing terrible things, you are not a good person, you are a terrible person on a leash.

  • @chancewill6910
    @chancewill6910 Před rokem +21

    26:59 the reason my ex boyfriend cheated was he was just a bad person, it actually had nothing to do with me. "Yeah I'm just not into guys." after he was obsessed with me and he asked me out

  • @noodlepoodlegirl
    @noodlepoodlegirl Před rokem +827

    The comment about BDSM enrages me! I have never encountered a community as adamant about consent as the BDSM community. Consent is everything in that community!

    • @alexw.7097
      @alexw.7097 Před rokem +119

      Yeah, it's almost like healthy BDSM is entirely based on good communication with your partner(s) 🤔🤔🤔

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae Před rokem +110

      @@alexw.7097 it’s almost like healthy SEX is based on clear communication with your partner(s). LOL

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 Před rokem +66

      @@MigattenoBlakae it’s almost like a healthy relationship requires communication with your partner Ha

    • @LittleParody
      @LittleParody Před rokem +85

      Quoting a friend of mine: "Consent is hot, especially enthusiastic consent", "Consent is arousing"

    • @PinkyJujubean
      @PinkyJujubean Před rokem

      I've seen plenty of clueless people in the bdsm scene who think they're doms or something but are actually just pushy thirsty creepos. The sub ones are even creepier because they're much more thirsty and deluded. "I wanna live the lifestyle 24/7" types. Consent doesn't really exist in their minds because all they know is "I want it! Gimme gimme!!". They're the ones who never find a partner and then act like everyone in the community is a snob or something like that. Totally clueless people with unrealistic desires.

  • @CrabyMan
    @CrabyMan Před rokem +307

    I will never understand people who get mad at pronouns, like you're mad at using something you've already used throughout human history....

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 Před rokem +25

      Especially in English where you have established, flowing linguistic precedent. I can understand if it's French or Spanish, but English? I don't get it.

    • @VoidAcrid
      @VoidAcrid Před rokem +1

      No no no, you don’t get it. The people that don’t want pronouns aren’t actually wishing to remove pronouns, they just want to remove the pronouns *they* don’t like
      Aka they/them because non-binary people aren’t real :D /s

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 Před rokem

      @@VoidAcrid Nice deletion. I understand that it's the ones they don't like "aka they/them because non-binary people don't exist" but c'mon that's not what's being discussed here!

    • @user-um1np8fx3j
      @user-um1np8fx3j Před rokem +2

      i think they are referring to like the made up pronouns people make nowadays just to feel special, stuff like "xe/xem"

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před rokem +8

      @@user-um1np8fx3j
      1) no, they aren’t.
      2) those do annoy me. Because… come on. Don’t just _make up_ words. You can construct new words using roots, sure! That’s probably where a bunch of the terms come from. Demisexual, demiromantic, omnisexual, pansexual… you get it.

  • @GruulAnarch
    @GruulAnarch Před 2 měsíci +3

    A kangaroo would invert your skull WAY before you were able to swing with a sword. Those things are scary, man.

  • @psyche_therainsilk
    @psyche_therainsilk Před rokem +8

    8:07 “And also don’t take my life advice seriously”
    Me: *so… do I follow the advice, and not follow the advice; or do I not follow the advice, but follow the advice!?!?*

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken Před rokem +180

    I can’t believe that they not only didn’t think Ancient Greece wasn’t gay, but that they thought it was Christian. Have they never heard of Zeus? Or even Hades? Or anything about Greek Mythology ever?

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor Před rokem +20

      They were probably thinking about Rome’s Christianity

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před rokem +8

      guy must think korthinians are atlantians

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck Před rokem +7

      So they must be VERY pro-colonialism.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Před rokem +9

      @@AshtonMonitor And even that didn't happen until the roman empire was already a couple centuries old.

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell Před rokem +9

      I don't think they understand what BC means...

  • @esl4287
    @esl4287 Před rokem +182

    As an Atheist, I can confidently say that I indulge in all my darkest desires!
    It's just...none of them are on his list. My darkest desires include things like...teaching immigrants the wonder of fruit pies.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +34

      Teaching immigrants in Germany to make Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte (black forest cherry cake) while being able to recite the Swabian recipe is my new secret evil atheist agenda

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před rokem +37

      My darkest desires are all just my weird asexual off-brand of dark humor

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- Před rokem +12

      @@alexanderthegreat6682
      The best dark desires 😈

    • @user.LCW01
      @user.LCW01 Před rokem +5

      My darkest desire is putting raisins in chocochip cookies for people who have wronged me and everyone I love! I haven't actually done so yet but I plan to in the upcoming week! :D

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- Před rokem +3

      @@user.LCW01 This…this is the most evil thing I’ve ever heard.
      *DO IT.*

  • @dumb-gay-kid
    @dumb-gay-kid Před 7 měsíci +4

    If someone removed pronouns that would mean that you can’t use words such as I, you, he, she, we, they, him, her, she, us, them, it, our/ours. Those are the ones I remember, I think there are more though

  • @mailcs06
    @mailcs06 Před rokem +10

    38:32
    I'm the kind of person who would make that sign without any conversation as I would know someone would think it came from cats

  • @niamhdwyer5237
    @niamhdwyer5237 Před rokem +643

    To be completely fair to Dave, some "scary" animals, particularly the predators, are total wimps in combat because they rely on other things to hunt. A wolf, for example, is a pack hunter, so you could probably take down a single wolf if you mind the teeth. A bob cat isn't used to prey fighting back, and so will probably retreat after minimal damage. But a cassowary? A BOAR? No, no, no, those things are vicious and will very much keep fighting.

    • @righttrain6568
      @righttrain6568 Před rokem +124

      Not to mention a chimp
      Those things are monstrous

    • @zackbuildit88
      @zackbuildit88 Před rokem

      Chimps and boars will hecking murder you from only minor provocation, they're terrifying

    • @bellekelly582
      @bellekelly582 Před rokem +64

      @@righttrain6568 Our evolutionary neighbors share a lot with us

    • @spiritmuse
      @spiritmuse Před rokem +59

      It looks like mostly he's made a list of "things that are smaller than him", "things that are bigger than him", and "things that are about the same size as him". And thinks he can beat anything that's smaller than him.

    • @kurapikakurta1997
      @kurapikakurta1997 Před rokem +14

      A magpie in November to people that don’t have spiky helmets? Pure rage right there.

  • @junkyosha8729
    @junkyosha8729 Před rokem +927

    The BDSM one just made me laugh tbh. As someone in that community, the partner I have now (who is the only person I’ve dated also in the community) is so much more respectful and good about boundaries than any other person I’ve been with. Before we did ANYTHING, they had me sit down and explicitly tell them what I was uncomfortable with so that they wouldn’t cross me at all. Plus we switch dominance around so it’s definitely not true that men want to be the top all the time. There are plenty of times when my partner has just wanted to be the bottom and engage in gentle play.

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 Před rokem +102

      @@jakupharrison8051 But … but … but are you not capable to totally mind-read someone you love? You simply know what they like, don’t you? It’s why people who truly love never talk to each other, and if there is miscommunication, then the other party should simply have thought louder … right?

    • @ladyaurora_aurelia
      @ladyaurora_aurelia Před rokem +87

      My husband and I are also Switches. It makes for a very pleasant back and forth and explicit communication is an absolute must. Learning about it and consent should be taught to every person who chooses to engage with anyone else, and not just sexually.

    • @karowolkenschaufler7659
      @karowolkenschaufler7659 Před rokem +50

      I haven't ventured into the community yet (I'm lazy). but I'm interested and as far as I can gather the bdsm community is a lot more about consent and communication than "vanilla" relationships BECAUSE there is no prewritten script of what the relationship will look like. you need to discuss it ALL. I thought that was the thing about it. did I get that right? and as far as I can see ther is quite some power in being the sub in a situation... I really need to get my arse up and get into the community. I already own 2 leather chokers and have drooled over images of whips and riding crops. it might be time...

    • @karowolkenschaufler7659
      @karowolkenschaufler7659 Před rokem +51

      @@advorak8529 cheff's kiss to this sarcasm. it's deliciously acidic.

    • @tylerphuoc2653
      @tylerphuoc2653 Před rokem +4

      @Ethertask Sebastian Have you been to Folsom Street Fair yet?

  • @razorwhipqueen8972
    @razorwhipqueen8972 Před rokem +6

    You'd all say a horse sisn't aggressive, *until* you meet a Chestnut Mare in heat when you're standing between her and her food. My only advice is to run as fast as you possibly can, because they *will* go for the kill.

  • @Japuckle
    @Japuckle Před rokem +15

    This subreddit makes me so mad, yet its so entertaining

  • @apo11oartz16
    @apo11oartz16 Před rokem +715

    I have to listen to the click with my headphones on because his voice is so suggestive

  • @Roman_Adrian
    @Roman_Adrian Před rokem +310

    Would LOVE to turn in a paper at school, with ALL pronouns blacked out; like a top secret government document. 🤣

    • @alexvalentine5091
      @alexvalentine5091 Před rokem +24

      It’ll just look like an SCP entry

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 Před rokem +7

      @@alexvalentine5091 that's scp-2521's entry.

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 Před rokem +2

      George Washington was are first president. *[REDACTED]* was born in 1819.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před rokem +6

      @@dustorm5012 well he's dead. Shouldn't have mentioned SCP-••|•••••|••|•

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 Před rokem +3

      @@battlesheep2552 I got my phone in here still

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora Před rokem +3

    11:04 Lmao to the dude who thinks he can win a 'fight' against an anaconda.
    If he gets lucky, and he's fighting a juvenile or manages to get a kill hit in on the skull before it notices he's there/sees him as a threat, yeah, he could've reasonably beat an anaconda with not that much difficulty.
    But the moment that snake sees you, and decides to defend itself instead of flee, you are pretty much fucked. Doubly so if you are alone. The moment it bites a hold of you and starts wrapping, you are done for. You are dead. Stop struggling and get a move on to that white light, you aren't getting out of that situation, it's not gonna let you go before you've passed.
    Full grown Anacondas are a LOT bigger and a LOT stronger than people realize. And a LOT faster than people expect. They are a big massive tube of pure muscle. They regularly take on crocs and gators and win. They regularly snap full grown buck bones in half. There is a REASON they are the apex predator of snakes.
    Zoos and Breeders have rules when they have to handle large snakes, not just Anacondas, but Burms and Retics too, and the number one rule is never, ever handle a big snake alone. Because it 100% can kill you. Not intentionally or maliciously, mind you, most snakes will flee from a person if they have the option, but sometimes they associate the opening of their enclosures with getting fed and go into a 'food mode'. This in instinctual, and they target/focus on pretty much anything that moves. Including you. Even if they're a tiny little baby Corn Snake, if they're in food mode, they will eagerly try to eat your finger. And with constrictors like the big trio species, that food response comes with the wrapping and constricting behavior.
    So when a big snake thinks it's just grabbed food and wraps you, and you have no one around to physically work to keep those powerful curls from tightening around your chest, your abdomen, your neck, it's a very dangerous situation. It's always better to be safe than sorry when dealing with these creatures, even if you've raised them for decades. Because all it takes is one single mistake to cost you everything. Just like dealing with venomous snakes.
    Anacondas take all that up to eleven. They are so strong, if you're dealing with a big female, you will need multiple full grown men just to pry it off you. And you get to deal with the second worst snake bite of all the nonvenomous snakes in the world (Emerald tree boas are the worst, their teeth are INSANELY long and wicked.) Anacondas are also one of the more 'pissy' specifies of snake, they resort to defensive behaviors more quickly than other, more domesticated species of snakes. They're bitey, they're hissy, they love to make mock lunges. and they're hard to read for even experienced handlers when they're so upset.
    You will not win a fight with an adult Anaconda. It will kill you, remarkably quickly and easily. And then it will likely attempt to eat your corpse, though it probably won't actually be able to. It'll get stuck on your shoulders unless it's like the biggest anaconda on record. So not only did you die doing something stupid, you also get to add insult to injury when your spit out and left to be scavenged on by other animals, head covered in snake drool. Pathetic.

    • @GavinGaile
      @GavinGaile Před rokem +1

      Holy shit. You make that anaconda sound freaking awesome.
      Snakes are that kind of animal that I'm not scared of in a "ew, scary!" way but more of a "wow, they are beautiful murder machines" kind of way.

  • @HK8-Vicky16
    @HK8-Vicky16 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I love that they talked about the boar like, 'I don't know, have you seen a full grown wild boar?' And I responded irl, 'Uh, have _you_ seen a full grown wild kangaroo?!'
    I'm sure it's purely my cultural background vs theirs, I'm Australian so I literally see kangaroos all the time...
    They box each other!
    They can be around nine foot tall!
    They have claws on their big toes that could slice open a stomach!
    Their tails are as strong as tree branches!
    These things are freaking beasts!
    If you ever see a kangaroo of you're travelling in Australia, _keep your freaking distance!_ They are not friendly, and while they probably won't attack unprovoked, they do not like being approached!
    So uh...yeah...stay safe in the good ol down under, it's a freaking minefield out here 🙃

  • @potatospeedwagon3994
    @potatospeedwagon3994 Před rokem +89

    19:15
    Tell me your only "knowledge" of BDSM comes from 50 shades without telling me your only "knowledge" of BDSM comes from 50 shades.

    • @snake_whirlpool
      @snake_whirlpool Před rokem +18

      Yeah! I’m afab and I’m not really into BDSM, I’m more into being what people call «service top», but «50 Shades of Gray» absolutely pisses me of, because it’s not accurate + can we have a BDSM story without abuse and with a male sub? (the last part is probably possible only in my dreams).

    • @denisha8596
      @denisha8596 Před rokem +11

      @@snake_whirlpool The search function of the AO3 fanfiction archive is your friend 🤭

    • @HauntedMask97
      @HauntedMask97 Před rokem +7

      I'm an adult who enjoys the bdsm. My mom read 50 Shades and enjoyed it. When she told me that I felt my soul die a little bit

    • @snake_whirlpool
      @snake_whirlpool Před rokem +7

      @@denisha8596 the fact that «50 Shades of Gray» was a «Twilight» fanfiction makes your comment kind of ironic, but I can acknowledge that there are plenty of good works out there.

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 Před rokem +1

      @@snake_whirlpool
      With Ao3's ability to filter tags, finding the good shit is pretty easy.

  • @M4rlol
    @M4rlol Před rokem +184

    Let's just make a clothe's store that instead of saying "women" "men" and "kids" it says "flat" "curvy" and "bastards"

    • @anakinsghost4787
      @anakinsghost4787 Před 8 měsíci +10

      I'm late, but yes.

    • @MissCatraEverdeen
      @MissCatraEverdeen Před 7 měsíci +5

      YES

    • @s0livagant_
      @s0livagant_ Před 7 měsíci +1

      mmh yes, the three genders:
      'curvy'
      'flat'
      'smol demon'

    • @Sparklyboiii2009_2
      @Sparklyboiii2009_2 Před 6 měsíci +6

      That would be ableist to dwarfs but other than that I'm down

    • @snap.-_-
      @snap.-_- Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​@@Sparklyboiii2009_2a lot of time people with dwarfism can't buy kids clothes

  • @Nothingtea
    @Nothingtea Před rokem +9

    35:16 Fun fact, back early days of the pandemic British Columbia (Canada) released a notice to do naughties through a wall with a condom to reduce chance of catching covid

  • @diingle562
    @diingle562 Před 11 měsíci +11

    I'm just glad to see someone use the term "social experiment" correctly: to do an actual experiment, and not just use it as an excuse to harass random people.

  • @raynegruber5368
    @raynegruber5368 Před rokem +91

    Dang that ancient Greece not being gay thing is funny. It's practically a requirement to be at least bisexual if you want to be a hero/demigod/other mythological person of note.

  • @blitzwinters5687
    @blitzwinters5687 Před rokem +204

    On the BDSM one... I find myself amused that this person seemed to forget or not realize that sometimes men are the subs in BDSM relationships.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +19

      Being the sub is amazing tbh

    • @NotTheDragon837
      @NotTheDragon837 Před rokem +53

      That same person probably believes things like "men can't be raped" or "men don't have feelings".

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 Před rokem +15

      @@NotTheDragon837 It's on FDS, literally just r/incels but the women are now the incels and men are to blame. So yeah, they do.

    • @alexw.7097
      @alexw.7097 Před rokem +7

      Her whole argument reads to me like:
      "Tell me your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 Shades without saying your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 shades"

  • @KyleCanSuckMyBalls
    @KyleCanSuckMyBalls Před rokem +2

    As an Australian, I can confirm that Musky Husky pays us actors to be here. In fact the whole of Australia is just a big inflatable raft that is just chilling in the ocean. When tourists come here, we have to pretend to be average normal humans. You may ask "How can an Australian detect a tourist?". Well, that is easy. Musky Husky has been training us human cyborgs for years. We are simply waiting for his orders to take over the world for him. So, Australia is our training ground. The way we detect tourists is when we use laser beams from our eyes. We immediately know who to target. You know, even cyborgs have to eat, so when we are hungry, we chow down on a fellow human. Hope that clears it up for you

  • @alextheasparagus6675
    @alextheasparagus6675 Před 5 měsíci +1

    2:18 will never forget that time my university professor without blinking said leonardo dicaprio in a lecture about art conservation. love her

  • @god_2.0_the_better_version
    @god_2.0_the_better_version Před rokem +102

    Pronouns, despite popular belief, were released seperately from the gay and trans update.
    EDIT: Hey, thanks for all the li- *gets shot*

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 Před rokem +993

    CallMeKevin is such a sweetheart. Seeing someone bash him for raising money for charity is awful

    • @jade_blax
      @jade_blax Před rokem +108

      he's literally so kind. I was searching for a comment like this..

    • @alexn5743
      @alexn5743 Před rokem +98

      Don't worry, the spirit of Jim Pickens will take it from here

    • @oougahersharr
      @oougahersharr Před rokem +39

      How could he be doing it only for attention when I, one of his Patreons, didn't even know he did it? Silly commenters. Not true fans if they don't understand him.

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 Před rokem +32

      I havn't seen the full vid and havn't seen this. HOW can someone hate on the crazy irish uncle kevin (For those who don't get this. RTgame is the irish dad, other irish lads have been given other joke titles as well, jack is mommy)

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 Před rokem +11

      @@dubyadairy1535 be the better person. show them love and respect towards others

  • @personalacc_57928
    @personalacc_57928 Před 8 dny +1

    As an Australian I can confirm I was paid 1.5 million dollars by NASA last month. Lmao, oh and we all ride kangaroos to work with our pet koalas on our backs.

  • @sarahkwast1250
    @sarahkwast1250 Před rokem +2

    17:14 The reason the ages 50 and 23 are significant in the USA is that, if they were together before she turned 18 (5 years ago), it would be considered statutory 'forced naughties'.

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy Před rokem +212

    As a woman who is deeply into BDSM, I can assure you that it is entirely consensual between all parties involved. It's about trust, at its deepest level, and feeling secure enough with your partner to give them control over you. In many regards, the submissive is actually the one with the most control over the situation, as they can say "no" to anything the dominant brings up, if they aren't okay with it. BDSM is a bonding experience, and it allows submissives and dominants to explore their likes and dislikes in a safe and controlled environment.
    I am Evelyn, and thank you for coming to my TED talk.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +31

      As a sub/switch with quite some experience of the lgbtq side of the kink community I fully agree!

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Před rokem +18

      @「NøSøul 」 ... I did not intend for that to be a pun, but yes. XD

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před rokem +5

      @「NøSøul 」 lmao, lirerally 🤣🤣

    • @flugelblarghen
      @flugelblarghen Před rokem +8

      The funniest part of that one for me was that I immedietly assumed they were talking about the man being the sub, which really ruins their argument

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Před rokem +6

      @@flugelblarghen Mhm! Yeah, men and women can both sub! Which is absolutely amazing and extremely cute to witness a male being submissive towards a hot dommy mommy :3

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Před rokem +93

    "BDSM is deeply rooted in misogyny"
    But like what if the guy... wanted to be tied up... _by you..?_

    • @theenigma2861
      @theenigma2861 Před rokem +24

      I just definitely feel like she would be one of those people who forms a double standard where the guy's either too masculine or NoT mAsCuLiNe EnOuGh!

    • @justine8387
      @justine8387 Před rokem +5

      What about lesbians?

    • @rivulet5417
      @rivulet5417 Před rokem +7

      What if where both guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 Před rokem +1

      There are two types of people

  • @MrMuel1205
    @MrMuel1205 Před rokem +1

    I've been demanding my paycheque from NASA for a long time now, and they still haven't paid up. I've had to do this "Australian" act for over 30 years now...

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 Před 4 měsíci +1

    When the guy punched through the ice chest, one of the beers shot out and hit the girl’s leg on the right. Such a party foul. Wasting alcohol, destroying property, and physically hurting a woman.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před rokem +609

    Principal: Alright, gender is a big issue. What should we do?
    Non-Language Teacher: Ban pronouns!
    Secretary: Let’s ban sexuality stuff also!
    Janitor: Properly teach kids about those stuff instead.
    Principal: *yeets Janitor out the window*

    • @teopalafox
      @teopalafox Před rokem

      Why on earth would we teach kids concepts that have come from the bowels of senseless academia, and mentally ill teenagers.
      These concepts have existed for all of five minutes in the grand scheme of things, ad only an actual idiot would even dare think that they hold the same social, moral and cultural value of our core beliefs systems forged over thousands of years.

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder Před rokem +24

      Classic meme material

    • @jackwastakenx2
      @jackwastakenx2 Před rokem +54

      Or, If You Go with the wholesome™️ Version,
      Principal: Alright, gender is a big issue. What should we do?
      Non-Language Teacher: Ban pronouns!
      Secretary: Let’s ban sexuality stuff also!
      Janitor: Properly teach kids about those stuff instead.
      Principal: …
      *Janitor employee of the month picture*

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo Před rokem +19

      @@jackwastakenx2 if i were the principal i would promote the caretaker and fire the secretary and non language teacher

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 Před rokem +6

      @@jackwastakenx2 _Janitor employee of the month picture_ With a black band of mourning, as they was found the next day, secretariated and non-language taught, which completely took their breath away and broke their heart.

  • @Shadowreaper8435
    @Shadowreaper8435 Před rokem +343

    You know... I never thought about how difficult it must be for colourblind people to identify country flags
    But oh boy that can't be fun

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy Před rokem +47

      I recently told my colorblind friend that the Irish flag has orange, not red, and he was so shook he kept asking me if I was absolutely certain

    • @athelwulfgalland
      @athelwulfgalland Před rokem +26

      My son is colorblind so I've seen firsthand how bothersome it can be for the individual that suffers from the affliction. Personally, it intrigues me, I'd like to see what he sees around himself if even only temporarily. However he would gladly give it away permanently if he could so that he could see normally. Red tinted glasses help him to differentiate colors that normally get mixed up for him but it's still not the same.
      There is some advantage to it though which he does pride himself in. He can see shade differences in any type of color, even white, that is practically invisible to people whom see on the ordinary spectrum. That ability to make out different shades really comes through at night because it allows the individual to make out the different shades far more clearly. It's not like perfect night vision but it saves you a lot of stubbed toes or getting startled by stepping on the cat's tail on a bathroom break at night.
      As a brief aside; In the second world war the US Army scrounged for well educated, colorblind individuals to analyze black & white aerial photographs due to their ability to see through the clutter of trees, camo, etc. to what might be hidden in the images. This again relates to their sensitivity to different shades.

    • @athelwulfgalland
      @athelwulfgalland Před rokem +6

      @@petloverspy LOL We've had more than a few incidents in our family like that with our son. I can't think of any specifics offhand this very moment but a lot of them are like clothing colors or labels to products he uses routinely, over a fair period of time, only to learn later that it was totally not what he thought.
      You really want to mess with a colorblind person ... ask them what color cars around them are, especially those that are highly glossed & a relatively neutral color, you'll get some fun answers! XD

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Před rokem +3

      Click-Fans, if you dont mind the Topics 'a bit' more serious, try Some-More-News and
      Creaky Blinder. If the Roasts of Silly People are allowed to be just a bit moe serious then try.

    • @Khan-pr7rt
      @Khan-pr7rt Před rokem +3

      I think it would be even more confusing with all the prides flags and things like that
      All the ones i haves seen three band of different colors, and even not being color blind i know only the rainbow one,
      I don't exactly know how many flags they are, but they are many in similar shape
      (Don't quote me on that i could be veery wrong i don't know nothing about the flags qwp)

  • @UndriatheDerg
    @UndriatheDerg Před rokem +3

    How would people pass English without pronouns? It's absolutely pointless!

  • @acidp0p
    @acidp0p Před 4 měsíci +3

    School: "bans pronouns"
    Me: *starts speaking finnish*

  • @AspiringToFailure
    @AspiringToFailure Před rokem +132

    Hand to hand usually mean no weapons. So the guy is saying he can use his meat sticks to win a fight with animals with knives. The only winner here is Darwin.

    • @Ki-Wi-
      @Ki-Wi- Před rokem +2

      Yeah there's no chance Dave can beat a chimp with his bare hands lol

    • @antoniaweber8074
      @antoniaweber8074 Před rokem +10

      Also even with a speer and such there is no way he could take a boar they are more dangerous in combat than bears

    • @jymbo1969
      @jymbo1969 Před rokem +2

      If he thinks he can beat a chimpanzee in hand-to-hand, he is delusional. There has never been a human as strong as an adult male chimp. Add in their ferocity and long sharp canines, and the idea is laughable. Baboons are just as tough.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Před rokem +1

      This is just God's way of adding chlorine to the gene pool.

    • @valerieallison8612
      @valerieallison8612 Před rokem +7

      The cassowary one had me laughing. We suffered more casualites than the emus did in the emu war, and we were using machine guns against them. Cassowaries are even more dangerous.

  • @ajaxwillis3962
    @ajaxwillis3962 Před rokem +157

    The one about BDSM completely forgets about; Male subs/masochists, gay/lesbian partners and everyone that finds strength in subbing. And clearly they've never talked to anyone in a BDSM relationship. (And/or encountered 50 shades as their only exposure to "bdsm")

    • @Fledhyris
      @Fledhyris Před rokem +15

      Yeah I was thinking 50 Shades has a lot to do with this attitude, unfortunately :/

    • @ceicli
      @ceicli Před rokem +12

      My brother once asked a girl that admired 50 shades and wanted to be treated like that, if she wanted someone to put her down and abuse her. She said no. She didn't understand the irony of her views.

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 Před rokem

      It's the FDS subreddit. Literally just r/incels but it's women. About half of them probably agree with the "reduce men to breeding stock totalling 5% of population" types. They'll forget anything inconvinient to their personal belief and insecurities.
      What I'm saying, is don't try to get logic out of a subreddit that hates an entire gender and blames them for everything.

  • @sylenc6629
    @sylenc6629 Před rokem +9

    6:00 "mrs. Teacher, may this student go to the toilet?"

    • @sylenc6629
      @sylenc6629 Před rokem +9

      everyone just talking about themselfs in 3rd person because pronous aren't allowed

    • @Stampyboyz
      @Stampyboyz Před 11 měsíci +2

      Detention, you used a pronoun

    • @kaede_yuki
      @kaede_yuki Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@Stampyboyzdetention, stampyboyz used pronoun.

  • @alexandermcfarlane4019
    @alexandermcfarlane4019 Před rokem +3

    Hearing Komodo dragon pronounced as Combo dragon just made me smile so fricking much. It sounds really fucking cute.
    And now I'm worried about what the Combo part of that animal entails.

    • @raymurray3401
      @raymurray3401 Před rokem

      Calling it a Combo dragon actually makes sense considering its extremely strong, has razor sharp claws, can run decently fast, and has a bite like bear trap that is both highly septic from bacteria and was recently found to also be venomous (as if this thing wasn’t ridiculous enough as is).

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 Před rokem +107

    20:30
    "Sex is like boxing, if both parties didn't fully consent one party is committing a crime."

  • @morningstarcollective4671
    @morningstarcollective4671 Před rokem +310

    As someone who watched one parent abuse the other, and faced a lot of abuse myself, I don't believe in "making it work" if the problems aren't being addressed or can't be resolved. I believe in trying, totally. But I also believe in the healing power of walking away before it gets toxic. If a marriage has gotten to the point where my partner is cheating (which as a poly person is not letting me know who they sleep with, or hiding who they sleep with, or sleeping with someone who has caused harm to me), then we should've stopped a while back. I care more about my partner's happiness than keeping something going just because it's -been- going. If the two are incompatible situations, I'm not letting us enter into a miserable abusive relationship for the sake of longevity.

    • @FaerieLoki
      @FaerieLoki Před 10 měsíci +10

      Agreed 100%

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 10 měsíci +3

      Abuse is not the context here. You obviously should leave an abusive relationship, but the reality is that relationships are predominantly built on the efforts of the people involved, and that many relationships get to a bad end due to preventable issues.

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Před 6 měsíci +1

      They were talking about mundane preventable issues.

    • @youroverlordruler
      @youroverlordruler Před 5 měsíci +7

      Agreed. That part pissed me off so much. :/ Idk the full context of those toks (I don't use it), but it seemed to be he was more concerned about marriage than people being in a healthy relationship. I would leave a cheaters ass in a heartbeat if that was me. That was some seriously implied victim blaming.

    • @dabonthatnae
      @dabonthatnae Před 4 měsíci

      @@seigeengine the thing is, though, one of the listed reasons was "you let yourself go". doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, relationships aren't supposed to be based on looks. if that's all you had in the relationship then it wasn't a good one to begin with. if someone gaining a little weight or maybe they have a depressive episode come up and they don't get dressed up and stuff like they normally would, that's not a reason to cheat. you should be trying to help them overcome whatever is causing their depression or change in behaviors.

  • @jgbreezer
    @jgbreezer Před rokem +6

    10:40 "alpha" - saw a great reframe of that t'other day: alpha as in software versions. Incomplete, barely working, needs lots more work before it gets to even 'beta' stage let alone final release.

  • @DelphiBellatrixRiddle
    @DelphiBellatrixRiddle Před 7 měsíci +1

    5:02 as a psychology student I can confirm this. Humans have a genetical moral and understanding of good and bad since birth. Obviously it developes when you grow but the basics are basically the same for us all

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Před rokem +156

    19:29 …dude, BDSM is ALL about consent and caring for one another. It’s a play, kinda like roleplaying, and if they respect you and your boundaries? I think that makes them an ok fella. Not that all folks respect boundaries in a play, but that’s the grounds for BDSM; sane, safe, and consensual. I think this dude read 50 Shades, and thought that’s what BDSM is, when… no. It’s not. Plus, do you not understand that men can be on the receiving end of BDSM as… well, you know. All sides have to consent, otherwise it’s assault. Coercion isn’t apart of BDSM, force isn’t apart of it.
    Sorry, this shit just gets me heated cause they’re just outing themselves as being ignorant on this subject. Bloody hell, there’s bigger issues to worry about.

    • @AmarisFrede
      @AmarisFrede Před rokem +34

      Same, it irks me too. I hate that most still believe that 50 shades introduced people to BDSM. 🙄🤦‍♀

    • @cockathiel5319
      @cockathiel5319 Před rokem +17

      I also noticed that the poster a). didn’t think that anyone could actually enjoy being submissive and b). assumed that men are always dominant and women are always submissive in BDSM (not to mention the assumption that everyone’s straight!). It’s such profound ignorance of what BDSM actually is. I’m pretty used to people not understanding the importance of consent in kink considering how terrible the kink representation in our culture generally is, but for some reason the assumption that BDSM follows strict gender norms like that is really getting to me. Maybe it’s the fact that that assumption was never even addressed- it was just taken as a given and even the comments that were pushing back didn’t say anything about it. Of course, you can’t expect too much from the cesspool that is FDS, so maybe my hopes were a bit too high there lol.

    • @loner844
      @loner844 Před rokem +5

      @@cockathiel5319 the thing is, I think this assumption comes from the fact that people such as this don’t even question the sexual norms they were raised with, eg man/woman, men are dominant/women are submissive etc. So, it’s all just part of the assumptions they’re making about BDSM, which they’re also not questioning.

    • @teopalafox
      @teopalafox Před rokem

      It’s depraved people practicing depraved sexual acts and pretending that it holds a modicum of the same value that relationships built on healthy, normally functioning values have.

    • @_extrathicc
      @_extrathicc Před rokem +8

      @@teopalafox Sorry to tell you man, but your values are probably as far from healthy as they can be.

  • @ganimeknight7442
    @ganimeknight7442 Před rokem +118

    If I remember correctly the sausage picture was sent to prove a point about how people and media don't fact check what they're given.

  • @alorynelftuber
    @alorynelftuber Před 11 měsíci +2

    15:25 reminds me of the story of an IT guy who got flown out to an oil rig because one guy didn't check one valve and cost their company millions in wasted down-time. I forget what video I heard it from.

  • @NathanLundholm
    @NathanLundholm Před rokem +8

    I would love to meet the man who scammed the lemonade kid and introduce him to Mr Reaper, first name Grim.

  • @jennyspeicker4712
    @jennyspeicker4712 Před rokem +128

    Tell me you don't understand the constructs in bdsm without telling me. The submissive is in FULL control of what they experience and enthusiastic consent is not negotiable in almost every single case.

    • @plick177
      @plick177 Před rokem +41

      yeah, it sounds like these are the kinds of people who's only research into BDSM was watching 50 shades of gray movies and then pretend they know everything about it.

    • @SharksAttack
      @SharksAttack Před rokem

      I was told once "only someone who hates women is able to spank them".... Luckily there's more women who likes to be spanked than idiots.

    • @jennyspeicker4712
      @jennyspeicker4712 Před rokem +18

      @@plick177 Well if that's what they're basing this opinion on, then it would make more sense. That whole series was a really gross representation of the culture.

    • @devincetee5335
      @devincetee5335 Před rokem +3

      alternatively, they learned through 50 shades of gray

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před rokem +7

      @@jennyspeicker4712 the show criminal minds basically dissed on the series by making up a fake book and saying how bad it was for the bdsm community and it was a key part of the killer’s signature.

  • @jakupharrison8051
    @jakupharrison8051 Před rokem +219

    I'm forced to conclude that the guy who made a list of animals he could fight considers armed with a gun still hand to hand some how cause that's the only way to almost justify the list. Apart from a chimp and boar can definately tank a fair few bullets before going down. The chimp is honestly the most baffeling thing on that list and the fact it's at the top of the win catagory implying he thought of that first is insane.

    • @valerieallison8612
      @valerieallison8612 Před rokem +27

      The cassowary also wouldn't be stopped, they're more dangerous than emus and Colonial Australia lost that war.

    • @god_2.0_the_better_version
      @god_2.0_the_better_version Před rokem +13

      Honestly would rather fight(is it even a fight?) a moose than a chimp, at least the moose would knock me out/kill me quicker.

    • @jakupharrison8051
      @jakupharrison8051 Před rokem +1

      Same, I’m no expert on moose but i also feel like if they knock you down and you survive and play dead till their gone your ok but I highly doubt a chimp would leave you alone until your in bits. Also Valerie Anderson I know cassowaries are quite the killing machine but honestly id probably still rather face one of them than a chimp. I just feel like there is slightly less torturous intent and a bit more I just want you dead which is preferable.

    • @dyslexiccowoom3991
      @dyslexiccowoom3991 Před rokem +10

      @@god_2.0_the_better_version I was really confused at first reading what you wrote, since moose are all terrain killing machines. Then it all made sense in the end. 😆
      My DM designed a monster once that was just a goose riding on the antlers of a moose and our characters learned true fear that day 🤣

    • @god_2.0_the_better_version
      @god_2.0_the_better_version Před rokem +2

      @@dyslexiccowoom3991 Dear god that sounds horrifying

  • @Uuzie
    @Uuzie Před rokem +3

    I didn't think guys had feelings till I was like 16 !! Unfortunately I learned better by hurting a guy. It was what I was told by my sister, my church small group, and it didn't help that my father was pretty cold and that media made men look like uncontrollable horndogs. I'm glad I learned before meeting my husband.