Remembering a video of Zephla (FFXIV content creator) where she talked about her LoL obsession in college. Got to the point where her mom said "I'm going to watch you delete it" and Zephla just deleted the desktop icon 😂 Fooled her mom and she continued to struggle through college
Fun fact most marble statues from Ancient Greece and Rome were painted with rich colors and weren’t just plain white marble, Same goes for a lot of ancient artifacts Edit: nice to see my comment blew up
12:32 FunFact: In India, having blue eyes is considered kinda demonic. There's this guy from my alma mater who looks kind of South Asian and has very blue eyes. He made a career for himself in Bollywood playing villains and Asuras (demons in Hinduism).
I had greyish eyes with brown around the irises, that sort of matched what I was wearing. (I assume the reflected light from the clothes hitting them or just altering perception). 2-3 years after starting HRT my eyes were almost as blue as eyes can be. Similar things can happen to pregnant people, apparently. It was kind of terrifying, because I didn’t make the connection, because I didn’t notice until my wife was confused when I was putting the wrong eye colour in a form or something. I spent two weeks trying to figure out what happened. It FELT demonic. Friggin mazikeen.
@@riverstein7251 Thing is, I _think_ it predates colonialism, by a lot. I think blue eyes were, in Hindu mythology, a sign that someone was or was possessed by an Asura. But I'm happy for an actual Hindu or South Asian to correct me on that.
Tip from therapy: look at the spot between the eyes. To the person you're talking to, this is indistinguishable from real eye contact. You just have to look away about every 20-30 seconds to make it seem even more natural. (And yes, I know that this is just masking and we shouldn't have to do this, but it can be helpful to play along in certain situations.)
@@goldenmoonlight1573 It sucks that people actually have to mask their disabilities instead of the person looking to hire actually doing 5 minutes of research about their employees issues and finding ways around their disability instead of outright rejecting them.
That Garfield comic needs a panel where garfield has morphed back into a normal cat after eating the lasagna. Because you're not you when you're hungry.
Regarding the Fox News Statistics, you know most of those people who "asked for unreasonable compensation" were just asking for a living wage and the job interviewers just called it unreasonable because they wanted to pay minimum wage or close to it.
If I had to take a guess, because of how misleading their stats were. The interviewers were talking more like "Yeah, this dude wanted $30 an hour when everyone else makes $15" etc etc . Less livable wages, and more literal unreasonable compensation. Maybe mix in a few that actually were just asking more than minimum wage, but if I had to take a guess, it's probably the former more than the later
@@caelodevorago608 IDK about that one. I've seen so many job recruiters complain that "people just don't want to work." because they're having trouble filling positions that offer slightly above minimum wage. And with that mentality, I could easily see them calling it unreasonable because someone wants all of $17/hr.
@@Apolloscleric yep. I saw a post (well post of a post) of a restaurant manager (owner?) bitching to high heaven that no one wants to work anymore and they are all super greedy for wanting more than the "generous benefits" being offered. Which was 50¢ over tipped minimum wage (which would've been like $2.13/hour at the time) and one week of unpaid leave per year. That's it. They couldn't figure out why all their staff was quitting to work at the restaurant across the street. You know, besides a few weeks of paid leave, an actual wage (like to the point they banned tipping because the menu prices accounted for the actual costs of employees), free meal on any shift over a certain number of hours, health insurance....
@@caelodevorago608 I mean, 30 is what I and many others would consider a livable wage and 15 is close to minimum wage in some (very few) places, kinda a poor example. If you wanted to argue that, it'd be more like asking for 100 an hour when everyone else makes 30.
@@StormTheSquid I'd say $20 is more livable. You can just about afford the basics, and not exactly struggle. But you can't afford anything extra. $40-$50 is what you need for a single person working in a family (Is what my mom makes, and she supports/supported 4 kids) but not get much else besides what you need There IS a difference between livable, and being able to *do* things with your money. Though IIRC, the real definition was like %30 or less of your wages go to living expenses (Or just rent?)
Irish Polish German (yes, Germans) Many Jews get white privilege much of the time (I know I do, usually) until you’re “found out” and people who actually care if someone’s white or not REALLY don’t consider you white.
Americans have discriminated against Italians, the Irish, Germans, and so on and so forth. Whatever fit whatever narrative was going on at that time. Race itself is a social construct that can be manipulated in so many different ways.
@@JadeGoodwinEsyl3 I get your point. I am just answering the question 'when we're all one race will that stop people from segregating people for other differences?'. The answer is no.
There was a time where only Anglo-Saxons were. Whiteness is a social construct with the only purpose of considering themselves better than others. I pass white quite often, which has led to me ending up in a place full of antisemites more than once. “Oh. I need to get the hell out of here.”
Or reading/hearing German in Manga or Anime Imagine my amusement and horror when reading an online Manga and one of the romantic interests was revealing his true name… (and that he was a prince… WOW who saw that coming? If you said everyone you won 100 gummy points) Instead of Wiesner (which already was kinda German sounding) His name was: Wiesbaden Like WTF?!?!! The heroin was in horror about this ugly name (or maybe the prince thing but it wasn’t clear so my point still stands)
@srose1088 Most translations I've seen it means armor vehicle, but it most commonly refers to tanks such as the panzerkampfwagen IV ausf a or panzer 4 ausf a, panzer usually also works for tank.
The Fairly Odd Parents answered your question years ago, Click. Timmy wished for everyone to look alike. Everyone turned into grey blobs. People still came up with: "We're the greyest and the blobbiest." WTF!?!
Ursula K. LeGuin used that in her novel *_The Lathe of Heaven,_* in which unwise wishes were granted in a different fashion, but with equally disastrous results.
@@GretchZ Someone recently observed that no Fascist state could really be considered a true "success" short of the Dear Leader cloning himself indefinitely, slightly beyond the ending of Norman Spinrad's *_The Iron Dream._*
The 'work out' scams are worse than you think. They often take athletes who have an injury, pay them not to work out during their recovery and to eat a LOT to bulk up their fat to take the 'before' pics. Then, when the athlete gets back on their workout routine, they quickly shed everything due to their prepared metabolism and existing muscles and ability to work out far more of the day then working people. Then, they *might* have the person spend a bit of time on the 'diet' or 'pill' or whatever they are selling before taking the 'After' pics.
Fun fact: Kiwis are closely related to ostriches - while the bird got tiny, its eggs did not. Shortly before laying an egg a kiwi is more egg than bird.
The human egg cell is the only cell in the human organism, which you can see with your human eye. Also, sperm cells are the smallest cells in the human body.
37:30 it reminds me of that one spiderman comic Peter: Wait, you created a ray that could completely overwrite DNA and you use it to turn people into dinosaurs? With that kind of technology, you could cure cancer! Villain: but I don't *want* to cure cancer, I *want* to turn people into dinosaurs!
21:32 please, have you read German children books?! There is one, soup casper who refused to eat his soup and got thinner till he just stopped existing and turned into dust. Then we have Struwwelpeter which is a boy that refused to look after himself and his fingernails got really long so they CHOPPED HIS FINGERS OFF. And of course Max and Moritz, two boys that play tricks on an old lady, fall into dough in a bakery, get baken in the oven and then crushed to little shreds as bread crumbs and then eaten by ducks. These stories are illustrated. Very graphic too. Basically ever child here is traumatised by these stories…
There is also the Kid that was always looking into the sky that fell into the river, or the girl that was playing with fire and got burned to Ashes... German children's stories are intense!
All these are age old and by the same author, I doubt they would still be published if written today - but they got cult status just like many questionable fairytales, I guess. Just not yet picked up and watered down by generations of people/Disney. Have you read other Wilhelm Busch stories, though? My parents have an ancient collection that I read as a kid (yeah, I'm German). I agree that his children's stories are terrifying, but at least the core morals are mostly fine... not so sure about some of the other stuff, seemed quite racist to me back then. I should re-read it tho now that I think about it. Could be a quite interesting insight in history.
we just learned about suppenkaspar and struwwlpeter in my german class (i’m american) and i have been thinking about it constantly. it’s HORRIFYING. i mean to be fair in american schools we have to do intruder drills so ig we’re even
The Rugrats movie clip is even worse than you think for two reasons: 1) the context of that clip was that one of the babies was looking for someone else in their group to sniff his feet and tell if than stank or not. Because why only have one barely disguised fetish when you can have two? 2) when the movie was in theaters, they gave out “scratch and sniff” cards for the kids to smell certain scenes in the movie. That scene was one of them.
Aaa I went to see it in the cinema and had the scratch and sniff card 😭 most of them didn't really smell tbf which is probably a good thing. The strangeness completely went over my child self's head...
Shaving a poodle's feet in winter is actually normal. They have webbed toes and snow can get stuck in the curly hair, causing frostbite. I always did it with my poodle
You need to with a lot of long haired dogs. My Mom had a pekingese and we had to keep them trimmed or even shaved because massive ice balls would form on the hair. So not only ly was frostbite a risk, but it made it hard or even impossible to walk. He loved the snow though.
Jumping on the webbed toes, isn’t the ‘classic’ poodle cut also connected to them being waterfowl hunting dogs? The uncut parts of the coat protected vital organs from the cold, while the shaved parts voided water resistance, so that they could still swim quickly? I think it’s called the continental clip.
I have a Chipoodle that’s looking mighty shaggy right now with four paintbrushes for feet to boot. Gonna see about getting her cleaned up once I get paid again.
My husband and kid met you today! I am so mad that I wasn’t with them! They were the ones that talked to you at the parking lot. Said you were really nice. Thank you for the pins and autograph!
@@Spooky_Platypus at ComicCon Stockholm. He went out of his way to give them an autograph. Went to his car to get a pen as my husband didn’t have one on him.
It’s so nice to watch a european youtuber from time to time simply because i’m so used to people in timezones that aren’t similar to mine at all, then Cliccy wishes me a good evening during the actual evening. It’s nice.
Shout out to chippy who records in the morning and says good morning even tho he always posts in the afternoon so it doesn’t even make sense to ppl in his time zone(he’s also British)
The CZcams channel deleting thing would be weird even if he *didn’t* have millions of subscribers. Imagine wanting to smash something making your kid happy because you don’t think they can make a career out of it, like a career is all that matters in life
@@hmnhntr I know, and it’s really depressing. While it’s far from the most destructive part of capitalism, I consider it one of the most disturbing aspects
If the mom is American, that's what society has taught her, that you only have a meaningful life if you have a great "normal" career and a spouse+kids. Plus, America is all about money, money, money
@@rocky-fullerAs a single, disabled woman who doesn't want kids born and raised in the USA, that is 100% accurate. Humans aren't meant to metaphorically run in hamster wheels until they die to give a billionaire a few extra thousand dollars for his kid's trust fund. It's insane! If it weren't for the crippling pain and poverty, I'd probably be enjoying my meager existence and "free" time.
That book already exists and was published in 1982. It's called Mindkiller (by Spider Robinson), and it takes place in a future where people can plug a cord into the pleasure center of their brains and plug the other end into an outlet and just bliss out for a while. It has safeguards to prevent using it for too long continuously or at too high an amperage, but with the right equipment (a screwdriver), you can disable the safeguards and just euphoria yourself to death by ignoring all of your physical needs for sufficiently long.
At 37:00 germany actally banned reference to nazis, sympathising with nazis, and even wearing swastikas. So thats probably why they would do something like this..
I read a kids book to my goddaughter, it was about giraffe who peed everywhere. He eventually joined to the fire department and put out fires. By peeing. After laughing for a good while, I just turned to book in my hands and looked at it in awe, I couldn’t believe it was actually real item, in our universe. Still feels like a fever dream.
Tbh, sounds like a children's book. Silly, poo humor and... kinda also about doing the good thing... sometimes. Or what ifs. If daddy can pee out the camp fire, his mich pee do you need for a house?
Young women are becoming more liberal and young men are becoming more conservative for some reason. No wonder dating will become difficult. In this polarized time, it's almost impossible to compromise. And I will not give up my rights. And if a guy wants me to give up rights, then he can get the hell away from me. I'm perfectly fine without a partner. Better alone, than in a toxic relationship.
Ugh, I've been seeing this out in the real world too. A lot of guys my age or younger can seem normal, then the topic of women or relationships comes up and they drop the foulest crap I've ever heard. 'Shockingly', I've noticed women being more and more guarded towards straight men. Gee, I wonder why. And the worst part is, this new wave of sexist BS is designed to feed on that response. They act toxic to women, women respond poorly. This affirms their idea that women are crazy. Repeat. I don't know how this can possibly resolve.
Just give the mom a black box, call it her son's "CZcams" channel. Then after she breaks it or locks it away or whatever, have her son's friends start panicking saying "Oh no! Is CZcams is broken!? What did you do!!?? Don't tell me you broke it!!?? You broke CZcams!!!" Then watch her panic. 🤣
15:50 The student didn’t take their parent, the parent insisted on coming because they don’t trust their child to say anything without being given a fucking script
33:37 This text is Les Fourberies de Scapin, a 17th century Molière play. The image is probably trying to be "aesthetic" and "dark academia" which is slightly ruined by the chosen book being slapstick comedy
What I really don't understand is why the thrift store in my area is open 9 to 5. If you're in a tight spot and also work a full time job, you won't be able to go to the thrift store to buy things like cutlery, pots, pans, plates for cheap. That feels very counterintuitive.
@@FeeshUnofficial ok, here in Sweden it's counted as "uncomfortable hours" from 18:00 onwards and the whole of Saturdays and Sundays. 30% pay increase per hour during those hours.
The three goats story exists in English folklore too! It's known as "the three billy goats gruff" - billy goat being an old word for a male goat. It's used for a gag in a Discworld novel where someone (who's drunk) picks a fight with a troll by constantly making references to goats, which is a big no-no when talking to trolls.
@@EvieWren Some of them were made into quite good tv-movies. The Colour of Magic and Hogfather. There's also a few animated movies from the 90's: Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music. I do recommend reading before watching.
Something I learned about character design: The darker the iris, the friendlier/cuter the character seems. Of course that's just a general rule and not the law.
It's tied into human psychology, as the pupils of the eye expand when we see something or someone we like. So when we are looking in the eye of someone friendly, their eyes appear darker than normal, because their pupils are dilated to let them see more of us. 🧡 So we relate darker eyes to friendliness. (Edited bc I pressed send too soon, lmao)
As far as "brain poking" goes, that's part of why you sometimes see weird pictures of things like a person having brain surgery done on them while playing a violin. If the patient is awake during surgery, say the neurosurgeon is removing a tumor, the patient's experiences as the surgeon cuts through the brain can guide the surgery toward least loss of function.
That CZcams one belongs in r/narcissisticparents as well. This sounds like something my stepmother or my foster carers would do. Like if I came home from school one day and they would have been like, "Hey I threw away your £300 guitar because being a musician is useless, k byeee".
God forbid you have a hobby. I see many people who pick up a hobby and think about making a job out of it, or at least some money. I saw it too with one of my hobbies and I sort of thought that was a kind of normal, until I saw someone who just started a sport (in their 30's) talking about becoming a professional and I realised how stupid that was. Now my hobbies are just hobbies. They're supposed to cost money and take time, and in return I have a lot of fun doing it.
@@Horstinkistan yep. People are forever telling me to turn my crocheting into a job. Like no, I do it for fun, and no one would pay enough to be worth it. Either because some things take way too long to make, or it wouldn't be enough to be worth doing. Nobody would pay $2,000 for a simple knit scarf, and that would only be $10/hour, not even supplies.
@@waffles3629This is exactly what I tell family members who think I should sell things. I'll hold up a hat and go "This took me most of a day to make. Do you want to pay $80 for it?". My brother- in- law was particularly enthusiastic about me starting my own business until I pointed this out.
"Hey I got bills to pay and right now the pay you're offering forces me to choose between food and gas, so can I mayyyyybe have a couple bucks more so I don't become homeless this month, thank you" "You-you want to SURVIVE??? H-HOW DARE YOU!! BACK IN MY DAY WE PICKED OURSELVES UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND WE WERE GRATEFUL"
I love the phrase "pick yourself up by your bootsraps" because its literal origin is akin to "a fools errand", meaning it was originally said as a joke telling you to do something thats impossible Then newer generations adopted the phrase and so on.@@wolvie1618
With the way the statistics were shown, a good bit could be genuinely asking for unreasonable compensation. It's easy to find some cocky brat who thinks they're worth twice their market value, or a poor soul whose parent thinks they're worth twice their market value. Of course, some simply want what they're worth, and the recruiter thinks it's too much, but I have no problem imagining that enough people will be cocky that these recruiters has encountered it.
I bet that was the case! I don't understand why some people think those who are working an actual job don't deserve to have a living wage, just because of the type of job they have, like retail or in a fast food restaurant. A job is a job.
When I was a kid and my mom read the "Bukkene bruse" (goats story) to me, I felt so sorry for the troll, so she altered the ending so that the troll survived and was sorry for being so mean 😅
I had a teacher that told us she brought her mother to her job interview for our school. She had just had a c-section so she couldn’t drive and her husband was working so the only option was to bring her mother and baby to the interview. They stayed in a different room, of course, but even if that 19% was accurate, I’d imagine most would be from people who just needed a ride
21:43 do you know about the kid's story about a wolf eating 6 out of 7 baby goats (alive) and then the mother goat opens the wolf's stomach then fills it with heavy rocks before sewing it back, then the wolf wakes up and goes to drink water in a well before falling inside and drowning? I know it's a Grimm story but yeah, children's stories are *wild*
There’s an alternative version where the wolf puts them in a sack instead of eating them, so the mom cuts open the sack instead of the wolfs stomach. I preferred the stomach version as a kid. The moral of the story was to never open the door to strangers, because the mom told the kids not to open the door while she was out running errands, and the kids didn’t listen.
I remember this story and see thing is I never thought of it as particularly wild or dark. I think kids media these days are often very sanitized and adults believe children shouldn't be exposed to bleaker concept. Screw that! I always liked the slightly darker stuff, doesn't feel like it's talking down to kids.
I loved this version as a kid too. I don't really mind it but when you reread it you can't deny that it is kinda dark. It's not necessarily a bad thing tho
I tried to get Chrome on my dad's laptop that I got him for Christmas and, when I looked it up, Edge was like "You already have a browser! Use me instead!" To make it more annoying, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the thing that made it impossible to install non Windows programs. My sister eventually figured it out but I was so upset.
My parents have threatened to take my channel for various things. -If I ever get into any fandoms they don't like. -If I make a cosplay that's anywhere close to being animalistic (Even tho they let me make my Dragonborn into a costume with a foam head?) -Many other stupid things. It's not fun, but I understand. Also for the record I have met all the requirements to have a youtube channel by legal standards for a while.
wow..... well if you want to you should change your email password or if it lock to their account maybe you should try to make a new and transfer all your old data into your new one just saying
Well, filter the internet router with any number of tools, (I doubt they know how their computers work) to block your channel from view without tunnelling, say you deleted it, and go ham. Fuck them. Awoo.
Yeah, as a matter of fact you need to shave them every once in a while as they were very prone to clumping hairs that could cause fungal infection in their skins. Bcuz big fluff = hard to dry.
26:49 the parents wouldn't allow the corpse to be purchased for study, but had no problem putting the poor kid on display? Seems like their priorities were a bit flipped
Working in bookstore back in the 90s, I had one person bring in their parent in for their interview, several moms filling in applications for their kid, and one unhinged lady who brought her husband to contest her firing (for no call, no show for over 3 weeks). Weird workers are going to weird worker no matter what generation
I recently had someone give their mum as a reference. Then their mum emailed in to basically say 'I guess I can't do the reference but he's a very good boy'.
When I worked at Mickey D's my manager had to fire someone, can't remember why I think it was for too many call outs, and this chick went off. She actually took her shirt off in front of everyone and tossed it at my bosses head while yelling how she's gonna come back and shoot us
My niece (trans) showed up to an interview at my job (very conservative newspaper ugh) wearing a pair of wide leg boxer shorts and a spaghetti strap crop top with flip flops. I just had to lurk around the corner to see the reaction, it was great lol. I knew she wouldn't want the job because the pay was ass but she wanted to apply so.... My direct supervisor was very nice and offered her the job but due to the pay she declined. The princesses in the front office were horrified and I think that was the BEST part lmao.
So, PETA once _demanded_ that the Village of Fishkill, NY, change it's name to something less "violent against animals." Fishkill is named after Fishkill Creek, a name kinda like "Table Mesa". You see, Fishkill is near Poughkeepsie, and both are in parts of NY that were one New Netherlands, so there are many many Dutch placenames in the area. An old Dutch word for "creek" is "kill", hence Walkill, Spackenkill, Killvan Kul, Katerskill, and Fishkill. Yes, "Fishkill Creek" is, literally, "Fish Creek Creek". Obviously, the Village of Fishkill just laughed in PETA's face. Sadly, I didn't hear about this until years later, because I wanted to write PETA _demanding_ that they also do something about the name, "Spackenkill," around them, "What about the poor spackens? _Why don't you care about spackens, PETA?!?!?"_
12:41 I distinctly remember a fairly oddparents episode EXACTLY about this. Can't exactly recall the plot of the episode, but around the middle-end I think there was a bit where everyone was a grey blob and the antagonist of the ep was bragging about being "more grey and blob-y".
Click: "Don't frivolou slyspend, you don't know when your income gets yeeted" Also Click: "I think I need a carved marble bust of myself" makeship: "Click-fans! New merch just dropped!"
Regarding the statistics about the recruiting stuff - In German we have a saying: "Traue keiner Stastik, die du nicht selbst gefälscht hast" - "never trust a statistic, you didn't made up yourself" 😅
43:40 "Why don't you just wear a swastika on your shirt?" Umm, because in Germany *you can actually be arrested for that.* This (presumably) has just _barely_ enough plausible deniability that it doesn't _technically_ run afoul of the actual laws (or at least some people _think_ it doesn't), even though everybody's probably still going to know what the actual intent was...
I ran into the problem of businesses only open certain hours today while I was trying to make an appointment for my cats to go to the vet. The vet starts appointments at 9am which is when I go into work, closes at 6pm when I get off and the vets are out of the office 12-2 when I have my lunch break. I'm going to have to ask off work to take 2 cats for their yearly appointment
Fun fact - in Australia our Aus Post (post offices) are only open 9/9.30 am to 4.30 pm weekdays! Some are open 9am to 12pm Saturdays too. But still! It makes it super hard, especially for those who work 6 days a week (which many people in Australia do) to be able to utilise the post office in *any* way. We also have a *lot* of shops that are only open 9 am to 5 pm weekdays only. And I mean a *lot* of shops are like this. It sucks.
The thing that came to mind with the Area 51 post: Right! The alien women will be faithful for the rest of YOUR life… Aka till the Eggsack she layed in your belly burst!
From all I've seen of the Alien frachise, yeah, they'll kill anyone that gets within ten feet of you because they're hyper protective... Of their parasitic child that's gonna kill ya in about three or four hours. What fun! Except aliens actually aren't even loyal to each other, there's at least one movie out there where one colony member kills another to use their blood as a blowtorch to get wherever they wanna go to and I'm pretty sure in at least one movie a queen straight up crushes at least one of her subjects. You do you ig but that's not the alien franchise I'd go with... ^^' (also, I have no clue how gender is even supposed to work in that species but I'm pretty sure the workers are all technically males considering their roles, so...)
@@discordiacreates6669 Lore details tend to vary with different hives. Hives basically function as independent xenomorph nations and can be really distinct from each other. Socially only the ruling "class" actually matters. Anything below that is very much like ants in real life. Disposable. The one difference is that every single member of a xenomorph hive is female since metamorphosis exists where drones can evolve to warriors and etc until they reach queen status.
@@ghalano2993 yeah I was guessing they're all female at least biologically but I always thought of the drones as males. Though, they're just strange in general as such large and complex parasites because male or female, someone else gives "birth" to their children either way, so I doubt we can actually really accurately compare them to humans and how they operate or perceive such roles. Still though, nasty creatures, but the hierarchy in different colonies is pretty intetesting. Not sure how humans rank among them though, my guess is they rank anywhere from a pest species to food so still, can't imagine if they suddenly popped into existence anyone would actually wanna try to date one because, sure, they'll protect the hosts of their larva... About as well as a raccoon protects a trash can or a dog protects their food bowl, the vessel itself likely has even less respect then a drone in the more feral colonies
18:32 the funny thing is, of all those 6 phrases, I've heard 2... And those were "Beat the meat" and "Flick the bean". I've never ever heard someone say "shuck the oyster" or "whipping the weasel".
21:06 In the US we call this story "The Three Billy Goats Gruff" and I believe it's original Norwegian is dated to around the 1800s, so it's relatively young as far as fairy tales go. The reason the goats are so violent is because goats are assholes. Just in general. 🤣
I had pet billy goats as a child, and I disagree. Maybe the breed makes a difference, or how they're raised, but our goats were friendly and playful. Unfortunately, they would not only approach the fence to be petted, they'd also escape the fence so they could play, come to the door, put their hooves on the glass to beg for attention, and generally get in trouble. They weren't acting out of spite, they were just being pets. But you can't have goats wandering around loose, because they risk getting onto the road and causing an accident. We had to sell the last one because of that.
@@brassbuckles It's just a stereotype from the USA where I grew up, I know. (At least it was in agg communities) I was joking, of course. I only knew 1 or 2 people with goats growing up, and the goats were relatively nice. The turkeys were real mean and loved to chase me, but the goats and other animals were mostly chill. 😅
The hilarious part of the last one is that you NEVER are forced to use "that that". And while continuing the joke, only one "had" is needed had they just used a comma and said "made" or something to that effect instead of another 3 "had"s.
as someone who is ESL I have to admit that sometimes it's *really* hard to avoid using "that that", especially if it's in a similar sentence structure to your native language where equivalents of those two words are different (from one another) 🥲
@tangerinemarmalade3326 it is more common and easier to use than changing your sentence structure to avoid using "that that", I'm just saying that you don't HAVE to use them as there is always an alternative, although not always an easy to find alternative, admittedly. But you're way better than I am. I've attempted to learn several second languages but have failed every time. And from what I have heard from several ESL people, English is one of the harder languages to learn when it's not your first language... which makes sense because for a lot of us for whom it is a first language, it's still impossible to learn. Lol
@@gabrielesh7916 tbh it probably depends on the person (some just have a knack for learning languages, their native one or otherwise), but personally I found english not terribly hard to learn and actually easier than my native language 😂
For the "racism when everyone has the same skin color", it already exists in a way. It's called glottophobia, discrimination based on how people speak (their accents, the way sentences are shaped, etc.) Also, the Stormlight Archive is a book series where most countries use eye color as a way to distinguish classes, followed by inner rankings inside those classes (clear eyes being at the top, dark eyes being below). But since those rankings are big scales, some of the upper dark-eyed have more wealth than the lower clear-eyed, despite being technically "inferior"...
I remember reading a book trilogy called "The Door Within", where Blue Eyes were the "Good Guys", Red Eyes were the followers of literal Evil, and Green eyes were "Undecided" people. Now that I'm looking back on it, it is very much one of those Christian allegory stories, like Narnia and shit. There's the King (Jesus/God) who literally cannot be seen by normal people as he appears to radiantly pure and loving. There's the former knight, fallen friend of the King who is the leader of the bad kingdom (Who fell after disobeying the King's orders to not read something), and just some really cool world building!
Actually back in my 20s I accidentally got involved with an MLM that sold spicy goods. We actually sold copies of romance novels printed on a plastic, waterproof paper for customers to enjoy while taking a relaxing bath. Don't remember any of them being in French, but that's funny!
@@Sigmund_Froid It was one of those companies that sold stuff by getting 'agents' to hold sales parties. Like back in the day with Tupperware or jewelry or...candles, I think? It was a scam. Throw parties, sell products, recruit friends, etc. Do all the company's work for them, get pennies on the dollar. I was a 23 yr old kid, stop judging me! Lol!
Click: CZcams isn't stable, don't spend money on frivolous things Also Click less than five minutes later: Do you think I could pass a marble statue of myself off as a business expense?
32:55 in the human centipede, the director had to stop actors from eating the shit in between shots because the chocolate-coconut mixture was so delicious!
This oddly took the gross horror aspect away from the movie for me, thank you! Now I can only giggle imagining the actors running away with the bowl of chocolate and the director running after them and yelling "YOUR SCENE IS NEXT JUST WAIT, STOP EATING THE PROP, THAT'S THE THIRD BATCH ALREADY!" 😂
as someone who has their mother as their care dependent (i’m disabled), even i can’t imagine that many people bringing their parent to a job interview. there is no way that sample was more than literallt 5 people 😭 edit: oh. this was explained literally seconds later 🥰
As another carer for mum, I just wanted to wish you all the good things in the world. You are amazing and you are doing an amazing thing. all the best!
Also, from what I have seen it is generally the parent forcing themselves into every inch of their child’s life. Not that the child chose for their parent to be there.
For the limb lengthening procedures, they do that to the arms as well. Each part of the arms are done separately like the legs. So you would be in those contractions for YEARS, having your limbs pulled apart as the bone grows to fill the gaps. However, it isn't guaranteed that the new bones is going to be strong enough to hold you up. You could potentially end up in a wheelchair if you new bones can't support you. I have dwarfism and my family and I were asked about this for me. We all said NO! I still would have dwarfism and none of my medical conditions that goes along with it will go away. Unfortunately there parents choose to do this to their kids with dwarfism for a few inches, because they want their kids to be "normal" and without their consent sometimes.
There's a manga called Homunculus where a character gets a hole drilled into his forehead. It's what he wants, so no problem there, but I mostly just remember it beeing quite trippy. It's categorized as Mature and Psychological, so read at your own disgression.
8:22 : Yeah, She'll be faithful to you for the rest of your life. All 10 seconds of it (shoves extendable jaws into the man's mouth biting the spine in half.)
Many creatures can be born with multiple heads, humans tend to take to it rather poorly resulting in seemingly inevitable mortality. Two headed/faced cats are slightly more viable and are known as Janus cats. The mutated protein that results in such formation is called Sonic Hedgehog
As a Sonic Fan... This is while Proteins shouldn't be named after fictional characters lol Imagine being to some Parents that their Child isn't going to make it because of Sonic the fricking Hedgehog
Looked this up because I thought you were trolling but... nope it really is called the "sonic hedgehog (SHH) protein". It was named the hedgehog protein do to the mutations it caused in flies resembling hedgehog spines. Some variations were named after actual hedgehog species (Indian hedgehog protein and desert hedgehog protein) but sonic hedgehog protein was, of course named after Sonic the Hedgehog
That Tesla truck was in my city... I recognized the road right away when my husband showed it to me. Gawd that's embarrassing for us, and highly illegal here.
8:50 in the novel "Empyrean Iris" also known as "Humans are space Orks". This happens. There are a bunch of chapters on how humans, being the jack of all trades that they are, sometimes gets in relationships with aliens and this causes a bit of a social crisis.
YESSSS “it’s nothing new, BUT I AINT DONE A FRICKIN THING TO YOUUUUU, SO GODFORBID IM SEEN JUST AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING, I MEAN, IMAGINE IS PROTAGONISTS JUST DIED IN THE FIRST SCENE, IM THE GAP BETWEEN A COMEDY AND TRAGEDY, DONT COME AT ME, I AM THE MAIN AND YOU *HAVE* TO LIKE ME!!
Deleting your Kids CZcams Channel gives the same vibe as deleting your kids games except you just delete the desktop icon
Fr.
Remembering a video of Zephla (FFXIV content creator) where she talked about her LoL obsession in college. Got to the point where her mom said "I'm going to watch you delete it" and Zephla just deleted the desktop icon 😂
Fooled her mom and she continued to struggle through college
yes
My mom deleted my ENTIRE GOOGLE ACCOUNT. Good thing she doesn’t know I reactivated it
@@Thunderclouwdwhy ur Google account??😭😭
Fun fact most marble statues from Ancient Greece and Rome were painted with rich colors and weren’t just plain white marble, Same goes for a lot of ancient artifacts
Edit: nice to see my comment blew up
nice
Pretty much everything made of marble. I believe buildings were painted as well.
Yeah, mass spec can still see what pigments were originally used.
Thank you for this wonderful information
And then, they take them to the museums and they "cleaned" the statues, except that what actually do was erase the little paint that remained
12:32 FunFact: In India, having blue eyes is considered kinda demonic. There's this guy from my alma mater who looks kind of South Asian and has very blue eyes. He made a career for himself in Bollywood playing villains and Asuras (demons in Hinduism).
You know considering how colonialism went down in India I don’t blame them 😂
Wow, it’s almost like “differences” are seen as bad in most societies and has only recently been challenged.
I had greyish eyes with brown around the irises, that sort of matched what I was wearing. (I assume the reflected light from the clothes hitting them or just altering perception).
2-3 years after starting HRT my eyes were almost as blue as eyes can be.
Similar things can happen to pregnant people, apparently.
It was kind of terrifying, because I didn’t make the connection, because I didn’t notice until my wife was confused when I was putting the wrong eye colour in a form or something.
I spent two weeks trying to figure out what happened.
It FELT demonic.
Friggin mazikeen.
@@riverstein7251 Thing is, I _think_ it predates colonialism, by a lot.
I think blue eyes were, in Hindu mythology, a sign that someone was or was possessed by an Asura. But I'm happy for an actual Hindu or South Asian to correct me on that.
@@GretchZ youre going anime powerup with that eye change 🙏
"Struggled with eye contact" so that's why my autistic ass has been rejected from far tooooo many jobs!
Or anyone from a culture where eye contact can be considered rude....
Yeah my first job interview at panda express told me I wouldn't be able to serve customers when I can't even look him in the eyes
Tip from therapy: look at the spot between the eyes. To the person you're talking to, this is indistinguishable from real eye contact. You just have to look away about every 20-30 seconds to make it seem even more natural. (And yes, I know that this is just masking and we shouldn't have to do this, but it can be helpful to play along in certain situations.)
@@goldenmoonlight1573 It sucks that people actually have to mask their disabilities instead of the person looking to hire actually doing 5 minutes of research about their employees issues and finding ways around their disability instead of outright rejecting them.
That Garfield comic needs a panel where garfield has morphed back into a normal cat after eating the lasagna.
Because you're not you when you're hungry.
Snickers
There's a bunch of art of "Gorefield" stuff, basically if Garfield was an elder horror. Oz did a couple of vids on them a few years ago.
Who else thought that was kinda cute in a really weird way?
@skellington8090 definitely going to sketch it in my book tonight, it's adorable.
Wtf is wrong with us? 😆😆😆
☺️😘
@@LessThanLucid "ImSorryJon" is always very fun to watch
No "talk to your dead pet" AI would ever be accurate when it comes to cats. If cats could talk, they would swear.
If you could understand cat you'd know they already swear, a lot... Still cute though ^^'
Or just constantly scream for food.
They’d be constantly telling you how it’s your fault they died somehow
@@Emerald-Fluffie It because you never fed them. Not once. Ever.
"If cat's could talk, they would lie." - a believable hand towel
Regarding the Fox News Statistics, you know most of those people who "asked for unreasonable compensation" were just asking for a living wage and the job interviewers just called it unreasonable because they wanted to pay minimum wage or close to it.
If I had to take a guess, because of how misleading their stats were. The interviewers were talking more like "Yeah, this dude wanted $30 an hour when everyone else makes $15" etc etc . Less livable wages, and more literal unreasonable compensation.
Maybe mix in a few that actually were just asking more than minimum wage, but if I had to take a guess, it's probably the former more than the later
@@caelodevorago608 IDK about that one. I've seen so many job recruiters complain that "people just don't want to work." because they're having trouble filling positions that offer slightly above minimum wage. And with that mentality, I could easily see them calling it unreasonable because someone wants all of $17/hr.
@@Apolloscleric yep. I saw a post (well post of a post) of a restaurant manager (owner?) bitching to high heaven that no one wants to work anymore and they are all super greedy for wanting more than the "generous benefits" being offered. Which was 50¢ over tipped minimum wage (which would've been like $2.13/hour at the time) and one week of unpaid leave per year. That's it. They couldn't figure out why all their staff was quitting to work at the restaurant across the street. You know, besides a few weeks of paid leave, an actual wage (like to the point they banned tipping because the menu prices accounted for the actual costs of employees), free meal on any shift over a certain number of hours, health insurance....
@@caelodevorago608 I mean, 30 is what I and many others would consider a livable wage and 15 is close to minimum wage in some (very few) places, kinda a poor example. If you wanted to argue that, it'd be more like asking for 100 an hour when everyone else makes 30.
@@StormTheSquid I'd say $20 is more livable. You can just about afford the basics, and not exactly struggle. But you can't afford anything extra.
$40-$50 is what you need for a single person working in a family (Is what my mom makes, and she supports/supported 4 kids) but not get much else besides what you need
There IS a difference between livable, and being able to *do* things with your money. Though IIRC, the real definition was like %30 or less of your wages go to living expenses (Or just rent?)
Given that there was a time when America as a country didn't consoder Italians to be white, there will always be some kind of segregation in america
Irish
Polish
German (yes, Germans)
Many Jews get white privilege much of the time (I know I do, usually) until you’re “found out” and people who actually care if someone’s white or not REALLY don’t consider you white.
Americans have discriminated against Italians, the Irish, Germans, and so on and so forth. Whatever fit whatever narrative was going on at that time. Race itself is a social construct that can be manipulated in so many different ways.
@@JadeGoodwinEsyl3 I get your point. I am just answering the question 'when we're all one race will that stop people from segregating people for other differences?'. The answer is no.
To be fair, Northern Italians still don't consider Southern Italians to be white. No one is more racist against Italians than Italians themselves.
There was a time where only Anglo-Saxons were.
Whiteness is a social construct with the only purpose of considering themselves better than others.
I pass white quite often, which has led to me ending up in a place full of antisemites more than once.
“Oh. I need to get the hell out of here.”
As a german it's very funny to hear you say "Panzerkampfwagen" right in the middle of an english sentence
Or reading/hearing German in Manga or Anime
Imagine my amusement and horror when reading an online Manga and one of the romantic interests was revealing his true name…
(and that he was a prince… WOW who saw that coming? If you said everyone you won 100 gummy points)
Instead of Wiesner (which already was kinda German sounding)
His name was:
Wiesbaden
Like WTF?!?!!
The heroin was in horror about this ugly name (or maybe the prince thing but it wasn’t clear so my point still stands)
@@LittleMaitea Being named after a german city is a big L. :3 (I'm german lol)
A woman being called Reinhardt is also... It's really weird.
Like... I imagine a big bellied, receding hair line guy with that name
Is this something people call it cuz it's like a tank? I haven't heard this before.
@srose1088 Most translations I've seen it means armor vehicle, but it most commonly refers to tanks such as the panzerkampfwagen IV ausf a or panzer 4 ausf a, panzer usually also works for tank.
The Fairly Odd Parents answered your question years ago, Click. Timmy wished for everyone to look alike. Everyone turned into grey blobs. People still came up with: "We're the greyest and the blobbiest." WTF!?!
which episode was that
@@hihello8601season 1 episode 6 part B
the wish came as a result of Timmy being bullied by his adult dentist for his "abnormal buck teeth"
Game Grumls summed up the idea of conflict between humans going all the way back to there being even two humans:
“Ugh! You’re not me!”
Ursula K. LeGuin used that in her novel *_The Lathe of Heaven,_* in which unwise wishes were granted in a different fashion, but with equally disastrous results.
@@GretchZ Someone recently observed that no Fascist state could really be considered a true "success" short of the Dear Leader cloning himself indefinitely, slightly beyond the ending of Norman Spinrad's *_The Iron Dream._*
It's wild that putting your kid in a freak show is not considered desecration but selling their body to science is
Quite a lot of religions require rituals involving the corpse for the soul to get a good afterlife. And it _was_ two hundred years ago.
The 'work out' scams are worse than you think. They often take athletes who have an injury, pay them not to work out during their recovery and to eat a LOT to bulk up their fat to take the 'before' pics. Then, when the athlete gets back on their workout routine, they quickly shed everything due to their prepared metabolism and existing muscles and ability to work out far more of the day then working people. Then, they *might* have the person spend a bit of time on the 'diet' or 'pill' or whatever they are selling before taking the 'After' pics.
Click: “Don’t spend money on frivolous things”, while stuffing his house with plushies.😂😂😂
THATS A GOOD INVESTMENT
@@TheClick I’d rather spend it on supporting your channel. (Which I would be doing if I wasn’t broke)
@@TheClickEmotional support demons are cheaper than therapy.
@@TheClick Based
My dog eats plushie.
Fun fact eggs are the biggest single cell out of the rest of the body
Fun fact: the biggest single cell of any modern animal is the ostrich egg
Fun Fact: There is a clade of organisms called Xenophyophores where each consists of a large single cell. One of the largest is 20 cm in diameter.
Fun fact: Kiwis are closely related to ostriches - while the bird got tiny, its eggs did not. Shortly before laying an egg a kiwi is more egg than bird.
The human egg cell is the only cell in the human organism, which you can see with your human eye.
Also, sperm cells are the smallest cells in the human body.
@@letalissonus I thought you were talking about the kiwi... the fruit... It took me some time to process the information.
37:30 it reminds me of that one spiderman comic
Peter: Wait, you created a ray that could completely overwrite DNA and you use it to turn people into dinosaurs? With that kind of technology, you could cure cancer!
Villain: but I don't *want* to cure cancer, I *want* to turn people into dinosaurs!
21:32 please, have you read German children books?!
There is one, soup casper who refused to eat his soup and got thinner till he just stopped existing and turned into dust.
Then we have Struwwelpeter which is a boy that refused to look after himself and his fingernails got really long so they CHOPPED HIS FINGERS OFF.
And of course Max and Moritz, two boys that play tricks on an old lady, fall into dough in a bakery, get baken in the oven and then crushed to little shreds as bread crumbs and then eaten by ducks.
These stories are illustrated. Very graphic too. Basically ever child here is traumatised by these stories…
There is also the Kid that was always looking into the sky that fell into the river, or the girl that was playing with fire and got burned to Ashes...
German children's stories are intense!
Or the girl who wouldn't stop playing with matches... we all know how that ended (I literally have all these stories etched into my mind)
All these are age old and by the same author, I doubt they would still be published if written today - but they got cult status just like many questionable fairytales, I guess. Just not yet picked up and watered down by generations of people/Disney.
Have you read other Wilhelm Busch stories, though? My parents have an ancient collection that I read as a kid (yeah, I'm German). I agree that his children's stories are terrifying, but at least the core morals are mostly fine... not so sure about some of the other stuff, seemed quite racist to me back then.
I should re-read it tho now that I think about it. Could be a quite interesting insight in history.
we just learned about suppenkaspar and struwwlpeter in my german class (i’m american) and i have been thinking about it constantly. it’s HORRIFYING. i mean to be fair in american schools we have to do intruder drills so ig we’re even
The Rugrats movie clip is even worse than you think for two reasons:
1) the context of that clip was that one of the babies was looking for someone else in their group to sniff his feet and tell if than stank or not. Because why only have one barely disguised fetish when you can have two?
2) when the movie was in theaters, they gave out “scratch and sniff” cards for the kids to smell certain scenes in the movie. That scene was one of them.
Oh dear god.
I hope Dan Sneider wasn't involved in that movie 😅
I initially disliked your comment on reflex. Wtf.
The f*ck?
Aaa I went to see it in the cinema and had the scratch and sniff card 😭 most of them didn't really smell tbf which is probably a good thing. The strangeness completely went over my child self's head...
Shaving a poodle's feet in winter is actually normal. They have webbed toes and snow can get stuck in the curly hair, causing frostbite. I always did it with my poodle
You need to with a lot of long haired dogs. My Mom had a pekingese and we had to keep them trimmed or even shaved because massive ice balls would form on the hair. So not only ly was frostbite a risk, but it made it hard or even impossible to walk. He loved the snow though.
Jumping on the webbed toes, isn’t the ‘classic’ poodle cut also connected to them being waterfowl hunting dogs? The uncut parts of the coat protected vital organs from the cold, while the shaved parts voided water resistance, so that they could still swim quickly? I think it’s called the continental clip.
@@GlasGalahad I remember reading something to that effect. Either making them faster or preventing tangled fur?
@@GlasGalahad I learned it as protecting the joints from cold yet reducing the amount of fur that would tangle with brushy obstacles or knot up.
I have a Chipoodle that’s looking mighty shaggy right now with four paintbrushes for feet to boot. Gonna see about getting her cleaned up once I get paid again.
My husband and kid met you today! I am so mad that I wasn’t with them! They were the ones that talked to you at the parking lot. Said you were really nice. Thank you for the pins and autograph!
That’s awesome! Where were they?
@@Spooky_Platypus at ComicCon Stockholm. He went out of his way to give them an autograph. Went to his car to get a pen as my husband didn’t have one on him.
That poor two headed kid was a miracle upon miracles since none of the others survived but he was still considered a curse. Super sad.
It’s so nice to watch a european youtuber from time to time simply because i’m so used to people in timezones that aren’t similar to mine at all, then Cliccy wishes me a good evening during the actual evening. It’s nice.
DUDE 100%
Shout out to chippy who records in the morning and says good morning even tho he always posts in the afternoon so it doesn’t even make sense to ppl in his time zone(he’s also British)
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE PISS PUPPET- I saw someone with that exact pfp years ago and it's been stuck with me ever since.
@@bendingdemon6483 i’ve had this pfp for years so it could have been me
I woke up to last week's "WHY U NOT IN THE STREAM" stream popping up in my subs... because.... it was at 3am.
The CZcams channel deleting thing would be weird even if he *didn’t* have millions of subscribers. Imagine wanting to smash something making your kid happy because you don’t think they can make a career out of it, like a career is all that matters in life
There are a lot of people who honestly believe that
@@hmnhntr I know, and it’s really depressing. While it’s far from the most destructive part of capitalism, I consider it one of the most disturbing aspects
My father destroys peoples things to prove he can. People don't always have 'good' reasons for why they destroy stuff.
If the mom is American, that's what society has taught her, that you only have a meaningful life if you have a great "normal" career and a spouse+kids. Plus, America is all about money, money, money
@@rocky-fullerAs a single, disabled woman who doesn't want kids born and raised in the USA, that is 100% accurate. Humans aren't meant to metaphorically run in hamster wheels until they die to give a billionaire a few extra thousand dollars for his kid's trust fund. It's insane! If it weren't for the crippling pain and poverty, I'd probably be enjoying my meager existence and "free" time.
That book already exists and was published in 1982. It's called Mindkiller (by Spider Robinson), and it takes place in a future where people can plug a cord into the pleasure center of their brains and plug the other end into an outlet and just bliss out for a while. It has safeguards to prevent using it for too long continuously or at too high an amperage, but with the right equipment (a screwdriver), you can disable the safeguards and just euphoria yourself to death by ignoring all of your physical needs for sufficiently long.
At 37:00 germany actally banned reference to nazis, sympathising with nazis, and even wearing swastikas. So thats probably why they would do something like this..
I read a kids book to my goddaughter, it was about giraffe who peed everywhere. He eventually joined to the fire department and put out fires. By peeing. After laughing for a good while, I just turned to book in my hands and looked at it in awe, I couldn’t believe it was actually real item, in our universe. Still feels like a fever dream.
You might also check out the recent picture book "Does a bulldozer have a butt?". It exists.
I learn languages for fun and thought hey, childrens books. Wow the vocabulary I was exposed to. 😂
So that's where the AI gets it
Tbh, sounds like a children's book.
Silly, poo humor and... kinda also about doing the good thing... sometimes.
Or what ifs.
If daddy can pee out the camp fire, his mich pee do you need for a house?
As a child i wrote down my Dreams and planned to bring them out as books. Maybe somebody else tried it too.
Young women are becoming more liberal and young men are becoming more conservative for some reason. No wonder dating will become difficult. In this polarized time, it's almost impossible to compromise. And I will not give up my rights. And if a guy wants me to give up rights, then he can get the hell away from me. I'm perfectly fine without a partner. Better alone, than in a toxic relationship.
So nice of conservatives to leave all the women to us progressive polyamorous pagans
@@Nerobyrne If they want to delete themselves from the gene pool, then by all means.. I'm not going to be sad about it 😄
@@Nerobyrne I think it's good for the humanity. Either go forward or stay behind.
@@einienj3281 oh yeah, it's the exact right people to voluntarily step out of the gene pool
Ugh, I've been seeing this out in the real world too. A lot of guys my age or younger can seem normal, then the topic of women or relationships comes up and they drop the foulest crap I've ever heard.
'Shockingly', I've noticed women being more and more guarded towards straight men. Gee, I wonder why.
And the worst part is, this new wave of sexist BS is designed to feed on that response. They act toxic to women, women respond poorly. This affirms their idea that women are crazy. Repeat.
I don't know how this can possibly resolve.
Just give the mom a black box, call it her son's "CZcams" channel. Then after she breaks it or locks it away or whatever, have her son's friends start panicking saying "Oh no! Is CZcams is broken!? What did you do!!?? Don't tell me you broke it!!?? You broke CZcams!!!" Then watch her panic. 🤣
The inappropriate birthday card: I theorize that the mom is a chronic snoop and it was a trap left by the girlfriend to troll her.
15:50 The student didn’t take their parent, the parent insisted on coming because they don’t trust their child to say anything without being given a fucking script
also can be because they dont have any transportation beside their controlling parents
@@letscrashcar9502 or they can't drive for some reason. They could've broken their foot and not received clearance to drive yet.
42:05 XD
Crème brûlée : nailed it
Tapioca pudding : *what*
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was horrified. WTF was that??
33:37 This text is Les Fourberies de Scapin, a 17th century Molière play. The image is probably trying to be "aesthetic" and "dark academia" which is slightly ruined by the chosen book being slapstick comedy
What I really don't understand is why the thrift store in my area is open 9 to 5. If you're in a tight spot and also work a full time job, you won't be able to go to the thrift store to buy things like cutlery, pots, pans, plates for cheap. That feels very counterintuitive.
Yeah I'd open at 4, close at 9, but have like a 4 hour nap during noon 😂
Same thing with banks, doctors, and auto repair places.
Don't know about the US but over here it would be more expensive to have people working that late.
@@Henrik_Holst I'm in the Netherlands and here it would absolutely not be more expensive here to open and close an hour later
@@FeeshUnofficial ok, here in Sweden it's counted as "uncomfortable hours" from 18:00 onwards and the whole of Saturdays and Sundays. 30% pay increase per hour during those hours.
The three goats story exists in English folklore too! It's known as "the three billy goats gruff" - billy goat being an old word for a male goat. It's used for a gag in a Discworld novel where someone (who's drunk) picks a fight with a troll by constantly making references to goats, which is a big no-no when talking to trolls.
It's a Norwegian folk tale originally, collected by Asbjørnsen and Moe
Three Billy Goats Gruff is actually a translation done in 1841 of the Norwegian original book that in turn was based on a Norwegian folk tale.
Does it work with MAGA trolls, too?
Another reminder I need to read Discworld at some point, that series seems like my exact sense of humor XD
@@EvieWren Some of them were made into quite good tv-movies. The Colour of Magic and Hogfather. There's also a few animated movies from the 90's: Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music. I do recommend reading before watching.
Something I learned about character design: The darker the iris, the friendlier/cuter the character seems. Of course that's just a general rule and not the law.
It's tied into human psychology, as the pupils of the eye expand when we see something or someone we like. So when we are looking in the eye of someone friendly, their eyes appear darker than normal, because their pupils are dilated to let them see more of us. 🧡 So we relate darker eyes to friendliness. (Edited bc I pressed send too soon, lmao)
As far as "brain poking" goes, that's part of why you sometimes see weird pictures of things like a person having brain surgery done on them while playing a violin. If the patient is awake during surgery, say the neurosurgeon is removing a tumor, the patient's experiences as the surgeon cuts through the brain can guide the surgery toward least loss of function.
That CZcams one belongs in r/narcissisticparents as well. This sounds like something my stepmother or my foster carers would do. Like if I came home from school one day and they would have been like, "Hey I threw away your £300 guitar because being a musician is useless, k byeee".
God forbid you have a hobby. I see many people who pick up a hobby and think about making a job out of it, or at least some money. I saw it too with one of my hobbies and I sort of thought that was a kind of normal, until I saw someone who just started a sport (in their 30's) talking about becoming a professional and I realised how stupid that was. Now my hobbies are just hobbies. They're supposed to cost money and take time, and in return I have a lot of fun doing it.
@@Horstinkistan yep. People are forever telling me to turn my crocheting into a job. Like no, I do it for fun, and no one would pay enough to be worth it. Either because some things take way too long to make, or it wouldn't be enough to be worth doing. Nobody would pay $2,000 for a simple knit scarf, and that would only be $10/hour, not even supplies.
@@waffles3629This is exactly what I tell family members who think I should sell things. I'll hold up a hat and go "This took me most of a day to make. Do you want to pay $80 for it?". My brother- in- law was particularly enthusiastic about me starting my own business until I pointed this out.
12:24
"asked for unreasonable compensation"
let me guess, they asked for a living wage?
"Hey I got bills to pay and right now the pay you're offering forces me to choose between food and gas, so can I mayyyyybe have a couple bucks more so I don't become homeless this month, thank you"
"You-you want to SURVIVE??? H-HOW DARE YOU!! BACK IN MY DAY WE PICKED OURSELVES UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND WE WERE GRATEFUL"
I love the phrase "pick yourself up by your bootsraps" because its literal origin is akin to "a fools errand", meaning it was originally said as a joke telling you to do something thats impossible
Then newer generations adopted the phrase and so on.@@wolvie1618
With the way the statistics were shown, a good bit could be genuinely asking for unreasonable compensation. It's easy to find some cocky brat who thinks they're worth twice their market value, or a poor soul whose parent thinks they're worth twice their market value. Of course, some simply want what they're worth, and the recruiter thinks it's too much, but I have no problem imagining that enough people will be cocky that these recruiters has encountered it.
I bet that was the case! I don't understand why some people think those who are working an actual job don't deserve to have a living wage, just because of the type of job they have, like retail or in a fast food restaurant. A job is a job.
When I was a kid and my mom read the "Bukkene bruse" (goats story) to me, I felt so sorry for the troll, so she altered the ending so that the troll survived and was sorry for being so mean 😅
I didn’t read bukkene.
I read something worse.
I had a teacher that told us she brought her mother to her job interview for our school. She had just had a c-section so she couldn’t drive and her husband was working so the only option was to bring her mother and baby to the interview. They stayed in a different room, of course, but even if that 19% was accurate, I’d imagine most would be from people who just needed a ride
"But your son could retire at 21."
"No, he's going to the mines!!!"
21:43 do you know about the kid's story about a wolf eating 6 out of 7 baby goats (alive) and then the mother goat opens the wolf's stomach then fills it with heavy rocks before sewing it back, then the wolf wakes up and goes to drink water in a well before falling inside and drowning? I know it's a Grimm story but yeah, children's stories are *wild*
Yes. The the 7 little kids. Goat propaganda. Anti-wolf reteric. Pure fabrication. Lupophobia is a nasty stain and pure slander by the Brothers Grimm.
There’s an alternative version where the wolf puts them in a sack instead of eating them, so the mom cuts open the sack instead of the wolfs stomach. I preferred the stomach version as a kid.
The moral of the story was to never open the door to strangers, because the mom told the kids not to open the door while she was out running errands, and the kids didn’t listen.
I remember this story and see thing is I never thought of it as particularly wild or dark. I think kids media these days are often very sanitized and adults believe children shouldn't be exposed to bleaker concept. Screw that! I always liked the slightly darker stuff, doesn't feel like it's talking down to kids.
I loved this version as a kid too. I don't really mind it but when you reread it you can't deny that it is kinda dark. It's not necessarily a bad thing tho
@@mehlol2 Really ? I used to feel bad for the wolf
I tried to get Chrome on my dad's laptop that I got him for Christmas and, when I looked it up, Edge was like "You already have a browser! Use me instead!" To make it more annoying, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the thing that made it impossible to install non Windows programs. My sister eventually figured it out but I was so upset.
10:40 It's worse when you realise the guy running Nickelodeon at the time was a foot fetishist & a bit wrong with minors.
My parents have threatened to take my channel for various things.
-If I ever get into any fandoms they don't like.
-If I make a cosplay that's anywhere close to being animalistic (Even tho they let me make my Dragonborn into a costume with a foam head?)
-Many other stupid things.
It's not fun, but I understand.
Also for the record I have met all the requirements to have a youtube channel by legal standards for a while.
Funny, that's a more mature attitude from you than your parents are exhibiting, good on you
wow..... well if you want to you should change your email password or if it lock to their account maybe you should try to make a new and transfer all your old data into your new one just saying
@unknowngod8221 nah. They don't really do it anymore but it's all my own email and stuff. They have 0 access to my account.
Well, filter the internet router with any number of tools, (I doubt they know how their computers work) to block your channel from view without tunnelling, say you deleted it, and go ham.
Fuck them.
Awoo.
Currently in the same boat. It sucks.
I love your dragon puppets btw, so talented!
Shaved paws is a common part of most standard haircuts for poodles, actually. It's not just a weird thing that person's mom did.
Yeah, as a matter of fact you need to shave them every once in a while as they were very prone to clumping hairs that could cause fungal infection in their skins.
Bcuz big fluff = hard to dry.
Yeah, not uncommon, but still looks freaky af...
Moment of weirdness when my brain read that as “Shaved prawns…”
26:49
the parents wouldn't allow the corpse to be purchased for study, but had no problem putting the poor kid on display? Seems like their priorities were a bit flipped
12:06 ✨racism✨
I'd hazard a guess that this person is not just a racist, but a full on Yahtzee fascist
Working in bookstore back in the 90s, I had one person bring in their parent in for their interview, several moms filling in applications for their kid, and one unhinged lady who brought her husband to contest her firing (for no call, no show for over 3 weeks). Weird workers are going to weird worker no matter what generation
I recently had someone give their mum as a reference. Then their mum emailed in to basically say 'I guess I can't do the reference but he's a very good boy'.
When I worked at Mickey D's my manager had to fire someone, can't remember why I think it was for too many call outs, and this chick went off. She actually took her shirt off in front of everyone and tossed it at my bosses head while yelling how she's gonna come back and shoot us
My niece (trans) showed up to an interview at my job (very conservative newspaper ugh) wearing a pair of wide leg boxer shorts and a spaghetti strap crop top with flip flops. I just had to lurk around the corner to see the reaction, it was great lol. I knew she wouldn't want the job because the pay was ass but she wanted to apply so.... My direct supervisor was very nice and offered her the job but due to the pay she declined. The princesses in the front office were horrified and I think that was the BEST part lmao.
the snow white face swap terrified me when i was little 💀
It terrifies me now.
That is pretty disturbing. I want to know why Sleeping Beauty is on the Beauty and the Beast swap.
The sleeping beauty one is, surprisingly, not horrible. I was pleasantly surprised.
The others are nightmsreish
@@ace_of_cups4096 Oh yes, probably the most pleasant. Still doesn't answer why it's under the Beauty and the Beast title. 😅
The Snow White one had me literally loling. I was cackling like a villain and it was glorious.
So, PETA once _demanded_ that the Village of Fishkill, NY, change it's name to something less "violent against animals."
Fishkill is named after Fishkill Creek, a name kinda like "Table Mesa".
You see, Fishkill is near Poughkeepsie, and both are in parts of NY that were one New Netherlands, so there are many many Dutch placenames in the area. An old Dutch word for "creek" is "kill", hence Walkill, Spackenkill, Killvan Kul, Katerskill, and Fishkill. Yes, "Fishkill Creek" is, literally, "Fish Creek Creek".
Obviously, the Village of Fishkill just laughed in PETA's face.
Sadly, I didn't hear about this until years later, because I wanted to write PETA _demanding_ that they also do something about the name, "Spackenkill," around them, "What about the poor spackens? _Why don't you care about spackens, PETA?!?!?"_
12:41 I distinctly remember a fairly oddparents episode EXACTLY about this. Can't exactly recall the plot of the episode, but around the middle-end I think there was a bit where everyone was a grey blob and the antagonist of the ep was bragging about being "more grey and blob-y".
Click: "Don't frivolou slyspend, you don't know when your income gets yeeted"
Also Click: "I think I need a carved marble bust of myself"
makeship: "Click-fans! New merch just dropped!"
Time to replace bust of Pallas.
Added “slyspend” to my vocabulary, thanks.
Regarding the statistics about the recruiting stuff - In German we have a saying: "Traue keiner Stastik, die du nicht selbst gefälscht hast" - "never trust a statistic, you didn't made up yourself" 😅
43:40 "Why don't you just wear a swastika on your shirt?" Umm, because in Germany *you can actually be arrested for that.* This (presumably) has just _barely_ enough plausible deniability that it doesn't _technically_ run afoul of the actual laws (or at least some people _think_ it doesn't), even though everybody's probably still going to know what the actual intent was...
10:25 I’ll be goddamed if Schneider somehow bribed his way into writing this scene!
You did not call the cyber truck "panzerkampfwagen", did you? That is an insult to the tank being compared with whatever tesla tried to create.
I mean it's about as boxy as the panzerkampfwagen VI (tiger)
@@kv_of_the_ground4453 Somehow I feel like we're gonna find out the cyber truck has a worse transmission though
"Go Speed Racist" nearly killed me as I had a mouthful of coffee.
I ran into the problem of businesses only open certain hours today while I was trying to make an appointment for my cats to go to the vet. The vet starts appointments at 9am which is when I go into work, closes at 6pm when I get off and the vets are out of the office 12-2 when I have my lunch break. I'm going to have to ask off work to take 2 cats for their yearly appointment
Fun fact - in Australia our Aus Post (post offices) are only open 9/9.30 am to 4.30 pm weekdays!
Some are open 9am to 12pm Saturdays too. But still!
It makes it super hard, especially for those who work 6 days a week (which many people in Australia do) to be able to utilise the post office in *any* way.
We also have a *lot* of shops that are only open 9 am to 5 pm weekdays only. And I mean a *lot* of shops are like this. It sucks.
Deleting anyones account is just so shitty man, I dont understand how anyone can do that calmly.
The thing that came to mind with the Area 51 post:
Right! The alien women will be faithful for the rest of YOUR life…
Aka till the Eggsack she layed in your belly burst!
From all I've seen of the Alien frachise, yeah, they'll kill anyone that gets within ten feet of you because they're hyper protective... Of their parasitic child that's gonna kill ya in about three or four hours. What fun! Except aliens actually aren't even loyal to each other, there's at least one movie out there where one colony member kills another to use their blood as a blowtorch to get wherever they wanna go to and I'm pretty sure in at least one movie a queen straight up crushes at least one of her subjects. You do you ig but that's not the alien franchise I'd go with... ^^' (also, I have no clue how gender is even supposed to work in that species but I'm pretty sure the workers are all technically males considering their roles, so...)
@@discordiacreates6669 Lore details tend to vary with different hives. Hives basically function as independent xenomorph nations and can be really distinct from each other. Socially only the ruling "class" actually matters. Anything below that is very much like ants in real life. Disposable. The one difference is that every single member of a xenomorph hive is female since metamorphosis exists where drones can evolve to warriors and etc until they reach queen status.
@@ghalano2993 yeah I was guessing they're all female at least biologically but I always thought of the drones as males. Though, they're just strange in general as such large and complex parasites because male or female, someone else gives "birth" to their children either way, so I doubt we can actually really accurately compare them to humans and how they operate or perceive such roles. Still though, nasty creatures, but the hierarchy in different colonies is pretty intetesting. Not sure how humans rank among them though, my guess is they rank anywhere from a pest species to food so still, can't imagine if they suddenly popped into existence anyone would actually wanna try to date one because, sure, they'll protect the hosts of their larva... About as well as a raccoon protects a trash can or a dog protects their food bowl, the vessel itself likely has even less respect then a drone in the more feral colonies
My brain just started to sing Simple Plan - My Alien
18:32 the funny thing is, of all those 6 phrases, I've heard 2... And those were "Beat the meat" and "Flick the bean".
I've never ever heard someone say "shuck the oyster" or "whipping the weasel".
think I've heard flog the hog before, maybe milk the cow the rest are absolute nonsense
21:06 In the US we call this story "The Three Billy Goats Gruff" and I believe it's original Norwegian is dated to around the 1800s, so it's relatively young as far as fairy tales go.
The reason the goats are so violent is because goats are assholes. Just in general. 🤣
I had pet billy goats as a child, and I disagree. Maybe the breed makes a difference, or how they're raised, but our goats were friendly and playful. Unfortunately, they would not only approach the fence to be petted, they'd also escape the fence so they could play, come to the door, put their hooves on the glass to beg for attention, and generally get in trouble. They weren't acting out of spite, they were just being pets. But you can't have goats wandering around loose, because they risk getting onto the road and causing an accident. We had to sell the last one because of that.
@@brassbuckles It's just a stereotype from the USA where I grew up, I know. (At least it was in agg communities) I was joking, of course.
I only knew 1 or 2 people with goats growing up, and the goats were relatively nice. The turkeys were real mean and loved to chase me, but the goats and other animals were mostly chill. 😅
Interesting
Also 4 videos in one week. Holly cow we have been blessed.
Gayton
as someone just finding out about click I'll call that a win
I agree!
@aidennevada243 darn right!
@kamo7293 oh, you have so much catching up to do. Should watch his videos from long ago.
I loved it when you said, "We had lava lamps in the 90s"... Child, we had lava lamps in the 60s!
The hilarious part of the last one is that you NEVER are forced to use "that that". And while continuing the joke, only one "had" is needed had they just used a comma and said "made" or something to that effect instead of another 3 "had"s.
as someone who is ESL I have to admit that sometimes it's *really* hard to avoid using "that that", especially if it's in a similar sentence structure to your native language where equivalents of those two words are different (from one another) 🥲
@tangerinemarmalade3326 it is more common and easier to use than changing your sentence structure to avoid using "that that", I'm just saying that you don't HAVE to use them as there is always an alternative, although not always an easy to find alternative, admittedly.
But you're way better than I am. I've attempted to learn several second languages but have failed every time. And from what I have heard from several ESL people, English is one of the harder languages to learn when it's not your first language... which makes sense because for a lot of us for whom it is a first language, it's still impossible to learn. Lol
@@gabrielesh7916 tbh it probably depends on the person (some just have a knack for learning languages, their native one or otherwise), but personally I found english not terribly hard to learn and actually easier than my native language 😂
“Which” regarding anything but selection is really oddly rare.
For the "racism when everyone has the same skin color", it already exists in a way. It's called glottophobia, discrimination based on how people speak (their accents, the way sentences are shaped, etc.)
Also, the Stormlight Archive is a book series where most countries use eye color as a way to distinguish classes, followed by inner rankings inside those classes (clear eyes being at the top, dark eyes being below). But since those rankings are big scales, some of the upper dark-eyed have more wealth than the lower clear-eyed, despite being technically "inferior"...
I remember reading a book trilogy called "The Door Within", where Blue Eyes were the "Good Guys", Red Eyes were the followers of literal Evil, and Green eyes were "Undecided" people.
Now that I'm looking back on it, it is very much one of those Christian allegory stories, like Narnia and shit. There's the King (Jesus/God) who literally cannot be seen by normal people as he appears to radiantly pure and loving. There's the former knight, fallen friend of the King who is the leader of the bad kingdom (Who fell after disobeying the King's orders to not read something), and just some really cool world building!
Actually back in my 20s I accidentally got involved with an MLM that sold spicy goods. We actually sold copies of romance novels printed on a plastic, waterproof paper for customers to enjoy while taking a relaxing bath. Don't remember any of them being in French, but that's funny!
Wait, MLM as in Multi Level Marketing or MLM as in Men loving Men...
Because with Romance novels, that's a legitimate question :P
@@Sigmund_Froid It was one of those companies that sold stuff by getting 'agents' to hold sales parties. Like back in the day with Tupperware or jewelry or...candles, I think? It was a scam. Throw parties, sell products, recruit friends, etc. Do all the company's work for them, get pennies on the dollar. I was a 23 yr old kid, stop judging me! Lol!
@@Sigmund_Froid Both?
That's actually a good idea tho tbh. I wonder if any of the romance novels were any good.
Timestamp 13:55 - The Jasmine one actually happened. In Aladdin; Return of Jafar, Jafar impersonated Jasmine as a means to get Aladin executed.
I feel cheated. The one labelled "Beauty and the Beast" was clearly "Sleeping Beauty" I've been cheated out of the Belle X Gaston facemash.
@@RothAnimTHIS I WAS SO CONFUSED
@@RothAnim Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that 😂
Click: CZcams isn't stable, don't spend money on frivolous things
Also Click less than five minutes later: Do you think I could pass a marble statue of myself off as a business expense?
35:56 "Urinals are crappy enough." If your urinal is crappy you're using it wrong. Generally speaking people only pee in them.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: I don't hate you, either.
Avatar, The Last Airbender
TiHi: Sony forcing us to make PS accounts or they'll revoke our access to Helldivers 2 by May 30th (even if you are on steam)
MF WHAT
Yeah, screw Sony tbh, this is just so scummy.
Is Sony that spiteful & stupid???
Even on Steam? How is that legal?
@@comedicidiot I don't know but Ubisoft did the same s* with South Park Fractured but Whole.
32:55 in the human centipede, the director had to stop actors from eating the shit in between shots because the chocolate-coconut mixture was so delicious!
This oddly took the gross horror aspect away from the movie for me, thank you! Now I can only giggle imagining the actors running away with the bowl of chocolate and the director running after them and yelling "YOUR SCENE IS NEXT JUST WAIT, STOP EATING THE PROP, THAT'S THE THIRD BATCH ALREADY!" 😂
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker. May the 4th be with you.
as someone who has their mother as their care dependent (i’m disabled), even i can’t imagine that many people bringing their parent to a job interview. there is no way that sample was more than literallt 5 people 😭
edit: oh. this was explained literally seconds later 🥰
As another carer for mum, I just wanted to wish you all the good things in the world. You are amazing and you are doing an amazing thing. all the best!
I brought my mom along the first time I had an interview for moral support BUT she stayed in the car and waited for me to get done.
Also, from what I have seen it is generally the parent forcing themselves into every inch of their child’s life. Not that the child chose for their parent to be there.
31:57 theory: It's the real Eeyore being shot cuz he knew Winnie's reaction.
RIP
10:18 "You were just watching thr cake, weren't you?"
Me(watching this video while decorating a cake): ...😨
"Asked for unreasonable compensation" is probably a fun way to say "Wants the industry standard"
I love the 'Panzerkampfwagen' description for the Tesla truck. I find it absolutely hilarious that it's described as a literal tank.
And with how notoriously bad the Wehrmacht vehicles were in terms of performance and reliability, it's even more accurate.
11:54 Click is probably somewhere among middle management, soldiers and craftsmen. I think. I'm not color blind, but I can't find my glasses
31:10 I HAVE SEEN THIS INJURY. I used to work ER, and I assure you it was absolutely as bad as it seems.
For the limb lengthening procedures, they do that to the arms as well. Each part of the arms are done separately like the legs. So you would be in those contractions for YEARS, having your limbs pulled apart as the bone grows to fill the gaps. However, it isn't guaranteed that the new bones is going to be strong enough to hold you up. You could potentially end up in a wheelchair if you new bones can't support you.
I have dwarfism and my family and I were asked about this for me. We all said NO! I still would have dwarfism and none of my medical conditions that goes along with it will go away. Unfortunately there parents choose to do this to their kids with dwarfism for a few inches, because they want their kids to be "normal" and without their consent sometimes.
There's a manga called Homunculus where a character gets a hole drilled into his forehead. It's what he wants, so no problem there, but I mostly just remember it beeing quite trippy. It's categorized as Mature and Psychological, so read at your own disgression.
It's crazy that InsaneParents is way more cursed than TIHI by now 😅
8:22 : Yeah, She'll be faithful to you for the rest of your life. All 10 seconds of it (shoves extendable jaws into the man's mouth biting the spine in half.)
12:51 if youve ever watched that dr suess video of the yellow duck people with the stars on their tummies, thats what that made me think of
7:46 "We can really burn rubber" is way too aggressive of a pick up line if you are aware people call condoms "rubbers".
Like damn 😳
Many creatures can be born with multiple heads, humans tend to take to it rather poorly resulting in seemingly inevitable mortality. Two headed/faced cats are slightly more viable and are known as Janus cats. The mutated protein that results in such formation is called Sonic Hedgehog
Sonic Hedgehog syndrome, i remember that learning from animal documenties!!!😊
As a Sonic Fan...
This is while Proteins shouldn't be named after fictional characters lol
Imagine being to some Parents that their Child isn't going to make it because of Sonic the fricking Hedgehog
Looked this up because I thought you were trolling but... nope it really is called the "sonic hedgehog (SHH) protein". It was named the hedgehog protein do to the mutations it caused in flies resembling hedgehog spines. Some variations were named after actual hedgehog species (Indian hedgehog protein and desert hedgehog protein) but sonic hedgehog protein was, of course named after Sonic the Hedgehog
14:55 the person who clipped the tweet... upvoted it.
tweet?
THATS WHAT TIHI STANDS FOR??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLE
That Tesla truck was in my city... I recognized the road right away when my husband showed it to me. Gawd that's embarrassing for us, and highly illegal here.
8:50 in the novel "Empyrean Iris" also known as "Humans are space Orks". This happens. There are a bunch of chapters on how humans, being the jack of all trades that they are, sometimes gets in relationships with aliens and this causes a bit of a social crisis.
Fellow Empyrean Iris fan!!
10:57 I literally live like 15 minutes away from where they were driving. That’s really disturbing to think about
13:39 The fact that it looks like my face in every picture I try to take 😭
6:48 "I think I could look good in marble" MY GOD CLICK YOU ALREADY LOOK GOOD, WTF R U SAYING?!?!?!
Make one
Cabbage crotch FTW
A good idea for an intro for a main character video would be click singing the song “The Main Character”, by Will Wood.
YES
God forbid I'm seen as just an Average Human Being
YESSSS “it’s nothing new, BUT I AINT DONE A FRICKIN THING TO YOUUUUU, SO GODFORBID IM SEEN JUST AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING, I MEAN, IMAGINE IS PROTAGONISTS JUST DIED IN THE FIRST SCENE, IM THE GAP BETWEEN A COMEDY AND TRAGEDY, DONT COME AT ME, I AM THE MAIN AND YOU *HAVE* TO LIKE ME!!
I’m a big will wood fan 😔
@@stormerkromy988 I mean imagine if antagonists liked any evil scheme
43:12 English is my first language, and I felt the same way. Love the language that's just a bunch of languages in a trench coat.
40:14 Link on testosterone
Hiahhh
30:33 This kind of hairstyle in dogs is actually pretty common, expecially for poodles.