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The random dog hunters showing up when you're running from Karen's was perfect. It was like the universe wanted you to continue that story.
The dogs were hunting the karen. The worlds most dangerous and extreme animal. No hunter in the world has yet caught one. But soon we will catch her and display her in a zoo were she belongs. Safe. Contained. Properly humiliated.
Click lore keeps getting better and better
@@THEDR0NEZ0NE I like how this video here teaches Facts without getting boring or not being entertaining. Makes me wanna yell from the rooftops to all here: Oversimplififed, Hbomberguy, Logicked, Zod and others do the same!
@@slevinchannel7589 have you seen Overly sarcastic productions? They teach about mythology, the evolution of gods, history and tropes in modern and classical media
They’re really good, educational and fun
@@Jo-er6tw YES.
Every now and then whenever this man goes out into the forest and just read memes on a rock or a slight incline, it just warms my heart
until the ending of this video
@@foxforfoxes2872 dun dun dun duuuuuuun
Yep 100% agree
this must be how Frodo and Sam felt whenever Gandalf approached Bag End with fireworks
Yeah he puts so much effort in for his fans it's amazing
"I'm calling the police if you have tattoos or piercings!" "No one can be conservative and have piercings!" - Ma'am, 'not being conservative' is not a crime.
"How dare you not think like me in a free country!"
Yet.
But... Jezus had the ultimate piercings...
Wanna bet her ears are pierced?
@@MyBubbleInSpace My exact thought during that part, lol. Older conservative white women and no pierced ears? Unlikely as heck but ThOSE donT COuNt thats culteral heritage and womenly xD
the best response when someone whines about tattoos: "my body isn't a temple, it's a cathedral, and these windows be tinted"
Amen
Personally I like the Tumblr post about how their body is a temple to themselves and they get to decide how to decorate the altar. I like that too tho, never thought about the tinted windows!
Heck, comparing them to stained glass windows would fit even better. I mean, that's common in temples and cathedrals, and those are literally colored art/pictures, same as a tattoo is.
But I agree with both statements here. It's your temple/cathedral, and you get to decide how to decorate it.
It also doesn't effect any single other person, so never understood why people make a fuss. I have 3 tattoos myself, though not huge ones, and the only people who ever acted weird about them were Karens. It never affected me getting a job, or owning my own business. If anything, I usually got positive comments about them. I don't get where the Karen argument comes from. Hell, even other boomers, the non-Karen ones, don't seem to care about tattoos. Some of them *have* tattoos. So what is your deal Karen? It's my body, and the tattoo is not going to jump off my skin and bite you (though that would be kind of hilarious). It is also not going to jump off my skin and transfer on to you or your kids. You live your life how you want and leave my temple and my stained glass windows alone. This temple isn't for you in the first place.
That is creative as heck
"All of the most famous temples are literally covered in decorations."
A karen's child is just a vengeful spirit in a childs body and the mother pretends she didn't murder that man.
How did you find out our secret???!?!!
and sometimes that vengeance is directed towards Karen. But more often, it merely directs it's rage towards others. On extremely rare situations, the wretched creature is able to overcome it's terrible heritage.
@@calebleach7988 shut up, let us keep our secrets. If you fail to comply, I will call the manager
@@danviferahr1426 what if we are the manager?
@@basti2850
Impossible! No one has ever been able to be him!!!
I still be out here forgettin' that Karens exist. It always feels so fake.
Until you work in retail
@@JJapsen R.I.P. 💀
Just go on Twitter. You'll find plenty
@@gengargamer5657 I'm good. I don't need to make a death wish.
@@Noaspi Smart
You know J.K. Rowling is bad when a literal dictator starts referencing her.
Oof 😅 not wrong
little layer of Irony here. When Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets was released, Russia banned any screenings of it because they genuinely thought that Dobby the house elf was a caricature of Putin. That meme, the one where Dobby is compared to the vlad-man, he literally inspired the idea, by being offended.
@@notimportant2508 Damn, Putin has been in power for so long that the entirety of the rise and fall of J.K. Rowling is contained within his regime.
Yeah. And it’s not “cancel culture” like so many people are saying. I have a relative who lives near JK Rowling, and she can confirm that JKR is every bit as much of a bitch as we are saying.
When Putin endorces you you know you messed up
I just remembered that 2 days ago I saw a karen staple a message on the bus shelter bulletin board that basically said "if you have Jesus in your heart Covid can't hurt you".
After making sure no one was looking I skillfully tore it off and went home.
Ok, people like that piss me right off. They are encouraging people to do something unsafe, thereby not loving their neighbor as they love themselves, thereby disobeying Jesus' second most important rule, thereby not exactly keeping him in their hearts. They're pretty much abusing faith for their own selfish agenda, and as we learnt with the money changers incident, when you do that Jesus gets out the knotted cords and scourges your ass.
I wonder how many of these people actually read the Bible as opposed to those that do whatever they want and then try to claim some kind of Biblical connection in order to make it sound legitimate. In Matthew 3, the second temptation of Christ addresses the idea of being reckless for no reason other than to prove that God will shield us from the consequences. It's a no-no.
I had an insane neighbor who thinks god won't let him get covid.
do they just want to hurt people??
I feel so bad for kids of Karens.
As a former child of a Karen, my heart goes out to you.
How can one be a former child of someone
@@unslaadkrosis9435 someone who is no longer a child could be considered a former child
Currently under the care of a Karen and I will say its not fun.
When you said former child of a Karen my mind instantly went to murder
@@unslaadkrosis9435 I have cut all contact and am no longer considered her child. That is how.
For the woman who wet in for an oil change: Yes, there are a lot of mechanics and car shops that will lie to women or people who don't look as if they look like they know how to use cars about what needs to be done to their car. But if your car is held together by a FUCKING 2x4 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT IN THE RIGHT-
Fr,im a minor,i cant even drive a car,and even i know thats not right
If I worked there I would have left an "anonymous tip" to the local police about a belligerent woman at the location. Then gave them license plate number and give them any "defining features" of the car. And just sit back and watch.
I do repairs on my own vehicles (as much as I'm capable of, which is a fair amount), but if I saw somebody driving something THAT unsafe, I'd call the cops, or CVSE on them.
@@s0livagant_ HI AGAIN, DID YOU PASS THE "I am not a robot" CAPTCHA I GAVE YOU!!
@@kanewien ummm…yeah…totally..
That's okay, I wanted my grandmother to not tell anyone I had cancer until I'd told everyone that needed to know first. She posted on her Facebook crying about how heartbroken she was that I had cancer before I could tell everyone I needed to tell. She told me she couldn't handle it and was so sad and needed the support from everyone so she couldn't wait.... Last time I checked, I was the one with cancer and the people I wanted to tell in person unfortunately found out from her boo-hoo post. They were upset I hadn't told them myself. I had to explain what happened.
She needed the support? wtf, how can you be such a sociopath that you make someone's cancer about you? that's next level
YOOOO, I am so fucking sorry your grandma did that shit to you! 😬
Talk about a HIPPA violation, she didn't give you the chance to discreetly share your health status after she got all "heartbroken" and needed the attention...I get that she probably panicked and wasn't thinking properly, but she still disrespected your wishes and should at least apologize for the mistake. Really sucks that it sounds more like she exploited your circumstance for her own gain, though, and for that my heart goes out to you.
@@Daelyah She will literally post anything on social media for attention. She's a big time narcissist and attention seeker. She can't fathom why most of the family has cut ties with her.
May you have people who come to support you!
May nobody come to your with toxic-positivity-platitudes!
May you have people who will understand _and let you_ feel scared, tired-of-doing-battle, defeated, and sick of putting on a brave face.
And most importantly: May you ultimately have remission!
Which is why you tell those types of people last. Hope you’re getting through your cancer somehow buddy
I love that "Level 1000 Karen" is drag queen insult comic extraordinaire Lady Bunny. She'd make a Karen so angry, her head would explode.
I expected the woman against piercings and tattoos to have a reply about her jewelry and plastic surgery.
For the sister hiding towels, I would threaten her of using her clothes or bed sheets as towel if she doesn't give back the towels.
Or about her wearing clothes made out of mixed materials! Ah, pick and choose Karens ... what a treat lol
That's actually my favorite response! People (Karens) seem to forget that ear rings are piercings too :3c
My response would be along the lines of "You know, Jesus had piercings. Right through the hands and feet. Oh, but then again, he wasn't a conservative."
@@Voice_of_Adam You really did Jesus like that-
@@Voice_of_Adam If I could, I would give you a thousand likes.
Imagine you're lost in the woods and see a handsome guy in black recording memes, that would be an epic gamer moment.
Sounds like a dream - would sit there and listen to him, ask for a way out after he finished recording xd
I'm telling you, this is the modern day equivalent of climbing the mountain to seek advise from the old hermit sage
only it's memes, and a handsome swedish man reading them
sounds like a side quest
Me, running into the Click in the middle of the woods: "Do you have a quest for me?"😍🧙♂
Side quest!
Karen: - complains about piercings -
Almost Every Little Girl Ever: 👀
oh yeah.. earrings are piercing too, lol
I bet these folks who complain about people "mutilating themselves" with piercings and tattoos will also insist upon circumcision.
2:16 Fun fix: Have each person buy a turnip and say it's a gift for the baby. You followed the rule by bringing a gift and the Karen, instead of walking away with a bunch of expensive gifts, wound up with a bag of turnips.
Holy shit yes
Me: ceremonially gives turips
Karen: How the frock am I supposed to do with a bunch of turips.
Me: don't know don't care. Where's the booz.
No way am I allowing her to profit off the Stalk Market!
inb4 her child turns into po from kung fu panda
Then the kid gets a fun nickname. Turnip. He'll never know why until his drunk uncle starts blabbering about this story after a disagreement with his mom, 2 decades later.
How much are we willing to bet that piercing/tattoo rant Karen has her earlobes pierced?
Everything.
I was thinking the same and had hoped someone was going to call her out for it in her comments!
my life savings
You just know she was wearing earings and wearing mixed fabrics while eating shrimp cocktails at her last brunch, the hypocrite.
I just love that ridiculous cliche' "Good luck getting a job." - Respected educator of 20 years with purple hair, visible tattoos, and piercings
love when people are like "good luck getting a JOB when you have PIERCINGS and a TATTOO"... meanwhile me, employed in the same industry for nine years (people have actually asked me to come work for them when i wasn't looking)... with two lip piercings, 9/16mm gauged earrings, finger tattoo, and a tattoo on my arm, ntm my consistently blue/purple/green hair. lol ok Karen good luck getting me to print your family reunion shirts ❤️
It's literally illegal to share someone's personal information anywhere EVER. they can literally steal that person's identity.
Unfortunately, not illegal. HIPAA laws only cover medical organizations releasing your medical/personal data; it doesn't apply to individuals to whom you've given the information. OP freely gave that information to his mother, and her passing it along was not libelous or defamatory (other laws that might apply). Morally, she *shouldn't* pass it along, but there is no law against it AFAIK.
(At least in the US; I think some other countries have stronger privacy laws).
it is amazing how fast click went from "seductive and suggestive talking" to "baby voice: where is the sun-sun?"
this is a actual talent
fun animal fact: *the manager cannot help you now*
How to get a Karen to leave you alone: say "ma'am your Child acts like how a biblically accurate angel looks"
You could go one better and when talking to one go "aww, your child looks just like a sweet biblically accurate angel"
Imagine trying to do hunting with your dog's only to find a man in his late twenties with a camera and a ring light making uwu noises
Being a Multiracial person I have start to amuse myself when people try to be racists and you can see their brain "break" bc they can't identify my "race"! I usually just say "wrong race" several times lol
Yeah I’m in the position of looking and sounding like a white american. It can be weird to have people talking to me about foreigners… I was not born in the US. Nor do I live there. It’s interesting how these people scramble when I point out that I am in fact a foreigner. «Oh but youre not «that» kind of foreigner». Yeah... I know what they are trying to say.
@@MissCaraMint my ancestors liked to travel and mix alot lol. If you put me and all my cousins in a row we look like a Benetton add campaign. From the white ones with blond hair and green eyes to the black ones with afro hair and everything in between.
Found out that the guy before my current boss (he said his "predecessor" was some old mustache-sporting drunk, who left long before I started working in this kitchen) once made a comment about another boss figure (who left a couple months ago, and no-one liked him for all the terrible things he did)...but the comment the drunkard made was, "We gotta stick together, he's not like us!" while pointing at the skin of his arm. When the guy who's my current boss asked him what he meant, his former boss made it clear he was being racist.
My boss then went on to explain that as fucked up of a comment his former boss said, the other boss "unfortunately fulfilled the racial stereotype of a black guy."
The shit I hear and witness at this kitchen alone has been like a fucking nightmare of a fever dream, but all I can say is that none of us fucking miss Kevin, after the bullshit he pulled. Your skin doesn't matter to me; what matters is your actions, and Kevin acted like a douchebag of a hypocrite. Just wish that other issues I have with the place could be resolved, but that's unlikely...gotta stick it out until I can find work elsewhere.
Niiiice! (The way the OP leaves the bigots confused and flailing.)
I love being multiracial and the brain "breaking" on everyone face because they can't identify my race is hilarious. When I come into contact with racists my default answer to race is always American. You'd be surprised how that one statement will reveal in the racists response...
I adore how purposely satire the acting intros are, it makes all the more laughable XD
Acting 101
They are cringe, a Good kind of cringe but still cringe
@@Maseruxer Your lack of humor
Is disturbing
@@atomicreactor6033 listen, i do think they are funny. I just Said something
I bet the Karen at 11:00 has no issue with circumcision, even though that's literally also mutilating someone's body for aesthetics, and is worse because it's often done to babies who can't possibly consent.
No offense, but there are people who do it for religious or medical reasons. Just pointing it out.
@@kylajensen1957 1. If your religion demands that you hurt people without consent, that part of your religion has no place in a civilized society.
2. You're right, I should've said explicitly that I wasn't talking about the small minority of circumcisions that are medically necessary.
I misread the title as "F*** YouKracken" and was expecting some sea monster shenanagins...oh well... :'D
Also, as an animal science major, I can confirm. "Sodomy" is WAY more natural than Twitter. Just ask all the gay swans, geese, ducks, roosters, bulls, rams, billy goats, dolphins, giraffes, dogs, chimpanzees, beetles, horses, monkies, donkeys, and Lord knows what else that I forgot about when making this list...
Lions, koalas, octopuses, and walruses also all have homosexual or bisexual animals.
@@ameliasellers6396 Ah! I can't believe I forgot about the lions! Didn't know about the other ones you listed, but I've known about the lions for years now! Thanks for the additional species, and the reminder about the lions ^_^
@@Amy_the_Lizard Of course!
Ok, now I need Kraken memes.
Otters are one thing, there are gay BEETLES?!
9:35
Btw homosexuality is 100% natural. Penguins, lions (the fricking bigass thingy a lot of homophobes use to symbolize masculinity), otters and a lot more have all been seen exercising homosexual behaviour
The thing is, when you bring it up, they'll say "but we aren't animals".
Source: my aunt is homophobic and transphobic, using this to spin her argument.
@@dunnowhatname9976 biologically speaking, we absolutely are, she's just in denial
Fun otter fact: they can overpower and subsequently eat snapping turtles, snakes, beavers, and gators.
They can also play basketball
Also giraffes. nuff' said
I love this, the one thing that they use as a hyper masculine symbol of manhood...can be gay
"how do i force him to stay"
if you unironically ask that and see nothing wrong with it then you have a problem
4:25 lmao this timeline can't be real, we're not living in a simulation, we're living in a poorly written novel
At least the women aren't written by men (and the opposite). It would be hilarious if that was the case
Fun fact: Ancient China had very different beauty standards for men they never cut their hair,wore robes, wore jewelry and makeup in fact the more effeminate the better it's honestly my favorite style of all time
That's actually kinda par for the course with civilizations of the time. Back then, lots of cultures had men wearing lots of decoration and never cutting their hair.
they had really long fingernails too
somebody needs to hire this man as a professional actor, he is too good.
His voice is chocolate for the ears. And not just any chocolate, expensive gourmet chocolate that puts Godiva at #2 of best chocolate.
@@LunaP1 i wouldn't recommend putting chocolate in your ears.
@@swedishvlogger6047 are you sure? I had it's just as good as essential oils 👀
Can my brain please stop reading sentences that start with "somebody" with the all-star-melody playing?
@@bendervorleser8906 sounds like a rough situation
In regards to the "proplifting" sign, they're talking about people who take clippings from plants in the store instead of buying them and then use those clippings to cultivate their own plants, it would be like someone going to a book store, and photographing each page to read and/or print off later.
Thank You. That makes sense.
well, yeah, taking cuttings of plants is one thing, but taking leaves that fell naturally and will most likely be swept up and thrown away anyway?
@@comradewindowsill4253 it's unlikely they'd cultivate, probably more to cover people claiming they simply fell off
@@anthonywilliams379 Jokes on the people who broke them off. They'll probably try to plant them immediately. With succulents, you want the leaves to dry, harden, and form Roots before you even try to plant them. So it's actually better if you would take the ones that naturally fall off rather than breaking them off, cause they'd probably already start the process of hardening off
If you can spawn more plants this way then that's great, why charge for it? Money has rotted people's brains.
“Go eat a pinecone, that’s natural”- The Click
This would sound so good without context
"It's April, it's almost summer"
Every Texan ever
All that for $1100? I'd have kissed the mechanic on the f-ing mouth for the deal.
Right? Especially at a dealership
These karens complaining about "Piercings": they say "piercing" but they mean "Body piercing". I bet they have the most common earrings... aka the standard earlope piercing. In the USA, most grown women have that type of ear piercing.
So if they really mean they will complain to police if ANYONE who is PIERCED, means nearly most every woman.
Yeah, most of us had our ears pierced as babies. I wear earrings every couple of years, the holes will never close.
A lot of people with tattoos have them under clothing. Do people need to strip before talking to her so she can check them for tattoos?
@@deathsecretary2055 this is true. my sister is a marriage and family therapist with over 40 tattoos, when dressed professionally you can't see any of them.
I think they might include everything but lobe piercings.
@@mzmendy I love the idea of saying f**c you to conservative values, by being a badass rockchick in your freetime, while saving straight Karen's marriages at work.
If only they knew.. muhahahaa
2:50 "Hey! I got your baby a random pebble."
I once saw a child that looked like a biblically correct angel, I called it a demon but I guess I was wrong.
I mean demons were angels at some point. ¯\_(.◡•)_/¯
The one in the thumbnail is borderline demonic tho, Maybe it's just a little grumpy.
@@TechnicallyACryptid41 awe its a grumpy little babyyyyy
@@eclipse5981 •◡•
You mean James? He’s harmless unless he starts saying something about not being afraid.
@@kurapikakurta1997 ahh thank you:)
"She says as she post it to Facebook for attention"
that's exactly what I was thinking
Ah yes the scariest mythical creature "The Karen"
You are wrong buddy, Karen ain't a mythical creature.
Biblically accurate Karen art when?
I wish it was mythical
The krakaren
@@ihavethebrainofarat2309 "Originating in Scandinavian folklore, the Krakaren is usually depicted as an aggressive mother-like creature capable of destroying entire companies and dragging managers to their doom."
5:38 This reminds me about a substitute that I had that took off her socks and shoes and put them up on the teachers desk, and she was always on her phone! I thought that no one else saw, but one of my classmates saw it and took a picture. And when we started to talk, she yelled at us, and told us we are the worst class she has subbed for. The next day, my teacher tells us that the sub had written a bad note about us, and then the classmate showed her the photo. She freaked out! She started wiping down her desk and saying ew! It was the best-worst experience ever!
5:02 - when this woman inevitably has an accident in her death-trap of a car, I just hope she doesn't take anyone else with her!
14:06 - Well said!
Dear Karen about the piercings and tattoos-
Some people can’t “love themselves” because of dysphoria or extremely low self esteem.
And some need to give themselves their own body back because of trauma.
I wish I could get piercings and tattoos atm because I despise everything about my appearance other than my hair (which is dyed a vibrant orange and I adore it).
Tattoos and piercings are a lot better than doing something like giving yourself scars or offing yourself.
There's a line that I like, but it's not mine so I don't like to add to it, but just throwing it at people seems glib. In your case I wanted to add that. The line is
The love you withhold is the pain that you carry.
I have lots of regret so it speaks to me, and I learned the hard way that love starts with you.
Tattoos and piercings can be a form of self-love. My tattoo makes me happy and the only thing keeping me from getting more is the cost and uncertainty of how to pick a good artist.
Also there is that fact that you don’t nessacerily have to not love yourself before getting piercings and tattoos. I certainly loved myself both before and after. I just now have this cool piece of art on me. Something that isn’t as temporary as a mere posession that can be lost or broken.
Sounds like you're having a rough time right now. I hope your self perception heals soon and completely. Meanwhile, please accept some mama hugs, and know that you are loveable.
❤️❤️❤️
When Karens say to love yourself, what they actually mean is to love yourself if you become the person they think you should be.
I would actually be 100% ok with a Click livestream where he's just walking around those beautiful Swedish forests. The funny meme videos are super fun but I also think it'd be cool to just watch him chill in the woods for a bit
99th like
Karen: “I would like to speak to the manager!”
Me: *”I am the manager”*
Karen: *Baffled silence*
10:24 As someone with tattoos and piercings, I hope they act as a repellant to people like her.
Stay away from me. I don't wanna catch the clown disease.
"You cant have piercings and be conserverative, it doesnt fit in with my flavor of religion" Jesus who had nails put through his hands and feet: Am I a joke to you
Conservative people: “There are only two genders because god made it that way!” God who doesn’t have a gender becuase it’s not you know, a person or an animal.
@@karno6679 "God makes no mistakes!" Except that people he made are incredebly prone to fucking up and being purged by him because for some reason the beings made in his image just are impossible
the Chinese food thing is actually true. I was eating panda express once and I suddenly had the desperate urge to make out with Chris
Pratt. never really went away, either...
You have my condolences.
(Considering his upcoming roles, I hope you at least like lasagna?)
@@conspiracypanda1200 actually this works out perfectly, as I have recently turned to the light and now serve our lord and savior, *The Orange One*
@@Haunted_Plush For some reason I thought you meant Grif from Red Vs Blue
Thank god I'm not alone in this. Grandma and I went to get panda express and the urge to rail Sigourney Weaver came over me. Grandma damn near passed out from the sight of my blasphemy 😢😢😢 what do I do???
@@sjsennen2656 turn to the light as I have, embrace your savior, *The Orange One* simply offer him a large tray of Lasagna and he will accept you as one of his children, for he is most gracious
11:18 - She's still stuck in 1950s US suburbia. Meanwhile, in the real world, the person with a tattoo and/or piercings is just as likely to be a CEO, doctor, lawyer or other professional as anything else. I've worked for CEOs with more tattoos than I have.
In the 1950s there are WWII veterans who had tattoos on their chests and upper arms.
The "convoy" "protest" with "car trouble" was actually not blocking the correct entrance... It was a rear parking area for employees...
These convoy people are so silly. Somehow DC turned off a big convoy group trying to shut down all traffic in the area by just one car of young women giving them the middle finger. That scared them enough they quit the whole thing.
Proplifting is only usually an issue when people go into plant nurseries and the suchlike and take stems or leaves off the plants to grow at home without buying them. This damages the plants and the shop profits because people will not want to buy a damaged plant after someone has taken a stalk.
@MisterRaccoon .n. Plants are expensive. (I still have never done this or considered it, for the plants' sake)
Yeah. Found a piece of inch plant and tried to find a pot it could have come from to stick it in. No luck.
It’s now the only house plant I didn’t accidentally kill.
I read that proplifting sign a little differently. I worked at a native plant nursery (family business) and the go-to excuse whenever we caught someone stealing plant pieces to propagate was “It already fell off”. It didn’t matter how many times I might say that I saw you damage the plant they would swear “It already fell off.” Every. Single. Time. Eventually we made a sign stating that we periodically collected all plant parts for our compost and whenever we caught someone damaging the plants someone would rush over with a small compost bucket and thank them for keeping our small family business looking tidy. It was easier than accusing anyone of attempted theft.
Do it the correct way: take a bit of stem from the school's cacti (following gardening instructions) for a *biology project*
Perhaps the Click should wear a bright orange vest so that one of those many dog hunting parties might avoid SHOOTING him due to thinking he's prey. Not wrong about being able to see predators better from the rock: saw both dogs & humans literally hunting!
I don't think Swedes that aren't from the north or mid-west ever think about that, which hunters seem to take into account since I've actually never heard of anyone shot - even during hunting season. (Right now the only forest-dwelling animals you can legally hunt are boar and fox.) Usually dog hunting parties are just practice-hunting, as a fun activity for the dogs. They scent-track a piece of moose or deer.
Not to be a wise-ass, or say that's not solid and kind advice!
I was going "why is there a hunting party - where ARE you?", myself, before I remembered the above from an aquaintance being into scent-tracking with her dogs.
I guess it's not like the US where they shoot anything.
There isn't that kind of gun culture in his general vicinity..
I think the fact that he's loudly and enthusiastically yelling about Karens in front of a light and a camera tripod might give them pause before shooting.
my managers name is karen, and she is the sweetest woman i have ever met. She always makes sure people are doing what they need to but at the same time makes sure everyone is happy.
We adore nice Karens
I feel bad for the nice Karens who've had their name tainted. I know someone named Karen who's lovely and always goes out of her way to help people.
0:55 damn click is such a handsome guy...
15:42
That's a scene from Gilmore girls. Those are Karen's, with Karen haircuts, before that was even a thing.
The full story behind that scene: Loralai Gilmore (Her and her daughter are the main characters of the show) is a mom that got pregnant at 16. She now runs an inn, and her daughter is 16. In this episode, she is invited to speak at Rory (her daughter)'s old school about running a business. The class devolves into asking her about her getting pregnant with Rory at the same age as these kids. That screenshot is the scene where all of the moms yell at and blame Loralai for the situation. It was season 3 episode 4 i belive. Fun facts :)
Imagine saddling your daughter with the name Rory.
Those people just don't realize that when they say: "I will never come here again" isn't a threat. Even if "I come here all the time" is true (very very unlikely). No, you are just not worth it.
I bet the woman so concerned about tattoos and piercings ("mutilation") are pro circumcision.
I bet that Karen who is against piercings and tattoos has her ears pierced. Also, to say that getting tattoos and piercings is 'mutilating' your body purely for the aesthetic is deeply ignorant, as many people get tattoos and piercings with a deeply significant meaning, either culturally or personally, and people who aren't willing to even try to understand that baffle me. I am fortunate enough that I've never had to deal with that. The correct way to deal with something that makes you uncomfortable is by asking what it means or why it is there, not calling the police on it
People like you give me hope for the future. 🙏❤️
The Jacob Rees-Mogg situation gets even more bizarre when you know that many civil servants are working at least one to two days a week from home, and several offices no longer have enough desks or space for all of them to work in the office.
Well, it doesn't really seem THAT bizarre when you remember that Jacob Reese-Mogg is the most odious man in the British government (and as you can imagine, he's up against some pretty stiff competition).
You COULD make an argument that Priti Patel is worse, as I'm fairly certain she eats her civil servants, but the upside of being consumed by an eldritch being to further it's dark ambitions is that you don't actually have to endure its company for very long.
meh, its jacob rees mogg. the man has never quite accepted that the British empire dissolved before his birth and is still convinced we can turn it around and institute a second Victorian era of splendid isolation, if he can just get those blasted Johnny foreigner types to be all awe-stuck by Britannia again..
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that click totally predictided the ending on the car dealership one? Cause in the beginning he said (mocking a karen) "I was here once, three years ago and bought something for 12$! I'm an important customer!" And the Karen in the car dealership was there three years ago for a single windshield wiper change and I got the vibe that she felt she was an extremely important customer.
It's so predictable! The most entitled ones are the ones who spend the least, I feel. I had more issues with people who bought items off of major clearance than those who bought from full price. I say great for you to get a good deal, but don't act like the gods owe you everything because you exist.
Honestly I agree with this statement whole heartedly!
I love how a group of dogs just passes by and Click just gets excited. Also, you should always have the high ground when confronting a Karen. Good advice.
Doggie interruptions are the best interruptions. I always have time for a curious doggie who wants to see what I'm doing.
I have so many embarrassing childhood memories that haunt my nightmares- of me being a little brat and my mom being entitled. I even, in a lot of these instances, felt ashamed of myself at the time. Entitled Karen parents aren’t even doing their own shitty kids a favor lmao
Karen's who yell at fast food workers fpr forgotting ketchup packets and the like are hilarious to me.
The Ketchup is free.
You can literally just walk up, ask for half a dozen, and they'll give them to you, no questions asked.
No matter how much you yell, your never getting anything more than some free ketchup, except maybe a sore throat.
But common sense is beyond Karen's.
It's also literally the part of so many religions and cultures to get piercings and tattoos. But ofc American Christianity is the only valid religion/ culture that needs to be respected.
Of course! And simply not believing or believing differently is disrespectful! /s
Exactly, no doubt if people don't want to conform to her arbitrary rules, she is being horribly persecuted.
Any bets she has pierced ears, and the men in her life have their foreskins removed?
I mean I'm not exactly a fan of piercings and tattoos, but it's subjective aesthetics and personal choices. If someone wanted to morally define me by a superficial difference and tell me she didn't want me to associate with her. I would likely agree with keeping distance from each other. An excuse to avoid her sounds like a positive.
When people try that hard to "other" people just slightly different, I can only imagine they're likely to end up rather lonely. Or I kind of hope so, as I feel sorry for folks having to endure their presence.
This happened to my uncle Steve with his son 25:59. I think it was really wrong for her to decide for him that he was to be a dad. She told him she was on birth control, and then secretly stopped taking it and got pregnant. When they got divorced, he had to pay an outrageous amount of child support, especially considering she remarried to a doctor and became a registered nurse herself. Cash was never tight for her let's just say. Steve had a pretty good paying factory job, but it quite literally broke his back. The disks between his vertebrae burst in several places and he had to have surgery several times. My uncle Steve paid his son's way through college, too. Basically, whenever my cousin needed anything, my uncle Steve was the one who had to pay for it. He loves his son very much, though, and he's a really good kid. He wasn't ungrateful or anything like that. I wasn't around him as much as my other two cousins, but he was a really kind soul to be around when I was. He got his own job as soon as he could, and I'm sure it's because he felt guilty about that situation. If I remember correctly, Steve even wanted him to take off a one year break before college, but he refused. Anyway, it's very wrong to lie about issues concerning birth control. Literal human life (or lives) are in your hands when you do this, so be very careful.
If it was a legal issue, it would be much easier to prove fault. Two people make a deal. Person one deliberately breaks her end of the bargain and becomes upset when person two wants out of the deal.
8:38 The proper response to something like that, "I'm never coming back!" is:
"Correct. You aren't coming back. Because at soon as you leave, all staff will be instructed that you are banned from the premises. They will also be informed to call the police and have you removed for trespassing if you ever set foot here again."
I wanna see click one day have a one on one talk with an actual karen i would love to see him put em in there place with that handsome voice
If he does,he should let us know ahead of time, so those of us who do the praying thing can try to protect him with loving energy... You never know what a wild karen is capable of...
I would rather not see him put himself at such a risk for our entertainment. No clue if she's violent and diseased, and may try to attack him...
She would probably just get violent and then claim that he attacked her once something went through her thick skull that she was completely in the wrong.
His "karen voice" is very on point 👌🏻 that voice haunts my dreams
He can switch on The Click of a button
3:00 it’s usually seen as gauche when one throws their own shower for their own baby; it is generally a female relative or close friend who organizes the baby shower
That dinosaur should be removed... and replaced with a version more in line with recent archeological evidence. We need more feathered, brightly coloured, and muscular dinosaur statues!
I'd call that McDonald's, apologize for the behavior of the Karen, and suggest they install more dinosaurs
I mean, they do have a couple, elsewhere around the building. And they do things like put lights on the T-Rex over Christmas. When Covid first started, someone made a mask for it, that it was wearing for a while.
I know that the mic quality took a dip BUT I love that he's able to do work in a place that he (hopefully) enjoys
20:47 Ah yes, the legendary Arnold rimmer gambit, wise move.
Every time The Click calls himself an "old man" and we're like.. "But we're 38" and just turn to dust like we got Thanos snapped.
Hell, I'm 52, and I regularly tell colleagues his age, "I am a preview of your future. Look upon me and despair!" 😆
@@John_Weiss Oh, oh I like that! XD
These intros never get old lmfao
I have rewatched it literally 10 Times
According to wiki: Most countries do not give religion special treatment, either negative or positive, in regards to copyright. Thus, religious works are copyrighted in the same manner as any other type of work.
Since most of the world's major religions have been practiced for over a thousand years, their original scriptures are in public domain. This includes scriptures such as the Torah, the Bible, the Quran, and the Bhagavad Gita. However, most translations of these works are far newer, and translations are often under copyright of the translator.
This probably mean you can make your own version of the bible and not get into much troubles (legally speaking. N.B. I'm not a lawyer, this is not a legal advice)
12:12 I haven't seen this room before on the channel, so I choose imagine this as him just finding the nearest swedish cabin, breaking in, brewing a cup of coffe ad setting up the tripod and plushies in the most acoustically appropriate room, and when he's done filming, he'll just clean up afer himself and leave, all while completely ignoring and editing out the family, whose home he broke in at. Or maybe they just didn't mind him being there at all.
1:12 that's it. End of video. Nothing else needed.
Definitely, also I love your profile picture!
I am now considering naming my Swedish band Disabled Bathrooms.
Also, Clicky, I see you're gallivanting about again in the uninhabited wilds of Sweden. Are you secretly on the run for a crime of some sort, and thus periodically have to hide out in the woods?
this is also my suspicion, he is just a criminal getting by on youtube comedy.
Gotta appreciate how Click still wears formal wear out in the woods
I had this sweet moment only once - Karen wants to see my manager to get me fired because I asked her and her crotch goblin to leave (it dangerously tackled shelves with wine bottles) .... only to find out that the shop manager already asked her to leave and that I won't fire myself
16:55 I know this isn’t the case for this person but for my dad he does this with his truck while working, not to be an ass but because he has side doors that come downwards and a lot of heavy and big things in his truck that he uses for work. He needs a lot of space and would rather not risk damaging another car because it was parked to close and he needed something from his truck to do his car and something falls out. He’s an electrician. He only does ut while working since he keeps the side doors unlocked while working and when they are unlocked they have a tendency to fall open and sometimes things will fall out.
So sometimes they people who do this aren’t Karen’s and are just trying not to get in trouble
11:48 And it was at this moment that Click became Sid the Sloth
“When running from Karen’s it is important to do the Patches Squat to establish dominance.”
I, a queer dude, genuinely didn’t notice the ring ad had a gay couple, I was a little freaked out that they used the term “Wrapped around your finger” to describe a relationship waiting for an engagement 😂
My uncle works at TSA and has people who are military refuse searches because “I have served our country more then any of you could dream of”. My uncle is a retired Air Force Captain who was in the Air Force for many decades. People always assume TSA are just glorified mall cops but most are retired or ex military
Wanna bet your uncle outranks/outranked most of those entitled military azzwipes?
00:20 and thus Click was never seen again, all videos after this are archives we managed to dig up
Don't most army, marine and other branches actually respect each other? That "mixing branches" thing seems so damn dumb
They give each other shit but yeah, they are expected to work together and be respectful. I lived on a base that served multiple branches. Had Navy next door and a Marine across the street.
I bet the army wife demands people to address her by Her Husbands rank.
"good luck getting a job"
While you can't face piercings while working, they'll still hire you, and plenty of people have tsttoos. The only jobs that won't hire you are low pay jobs where you have to deal with abuse
Re: Entitiled Army dependant.
When I was in the Air Force, we had a dependant who never failed to let everyone know that she was "MRS. Tech Sergeant Brass"!*
*(Actual last name)
This is really just prono level acting. And that's what we're here for, it's great
Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?
@@jamestheprotogen7554 Ich kenne nicht
every time a karen tells me "the goverment something" i SCREAMING laugth and ask her "YOU THINK THE GOVERMENT IS REAL? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO DUMB HAHAHAHA" and then i just instantly change to a 100% neutral face expression and walk where i was going like if i was a glitched npc
That "proplifting" thing is actually a valid issue. Some people will actually go to plant nurseries and cut or break off parts of plants which can be used to grow new ones, and just take them home and cultivate their own plant, instead of actually paying for the plants they want. It basically rips off the business and leaves the plants damaged or destroyed so nobody else wants to buy them either.
(The reason they say that picking up leaves and taking them home is also not OK is because lots of people will cut/break off bits, and then claim that they just found it lying on the ground so they should be allowed to take it..)
Thanks it's always nice to see your sassy side in these videos Click. Your videos have really brightened my days up this week good sir. Sending hugs 💖🤗
That would make an awesome new horror game! You are the manager running from Karen, if she gets you cornered, it's game over! Run Click, RUN!!
Sounds like a great sequel to Night of the Consumers
@@Zulf85 😄
There is at least one game like that, though I can't remember if you play as the Karen or as the worker.
Think ManlyBadassHero did a let's play of it.
If I can find it I'll update with the name of the game and links for the let's play.
@@maledictionwolf 😄
Disabled Bathrooms are those where some b*st*rd has carefully stuffed the toilet solid with paper and then sh*t on top of it.
"Piercings are an abomination!"
"Do you have earrings? Do you make your nails? Do you use contacts?"
I live in Tucson. Everyone loves that dinosaur ( except that Karen, apparently). It’s made of concrete, and someone loved it so much that they stole it, but couldn’t hide it, just put it in their yard. That’s why it’s fenced in now.