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  • @ineffable_eldritch_horror131
    @ineffable_eldritch_horror131 Před 7 měsíci +8728

    As a black person whos hair was naturally bright red until I was around 12 I can confidently say that you can blame your family for your weird genetics. At least I had cousins with it who understood the frustration of having adults not believing that you've never dyed your hair.

    • @SpringStarFangirl
      @SpringStarFangirl Před 7 měsíci +427

      Oh, that's really cool! Are you Polynesian by any chance? I know that there are certain tribes where there is higher incidence of redheads. (I'm also a ginger and I do way too much off-topic research haha)

    • @mikochild2
      @mikochild2 Před 7 měsíci +378

      Same. Mine was brown, red on the ends, with a bit of blond around the edges. It got darker as I got older. Now it's a dark brown, no black. No one ever believes me who didn't know me as a child or see pictures. Given, my red was very much from the sun. It might probably still turn red if I ever spent real time outside, but the blond is gone for good.

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 Před 7 měsíci +261

      It took me a while to wrap my head around the idea of a redhead black person, but then I remembered how red hair genetics work and felt real silly.

    • @SpringStarFangirl
      @SpringStarFangirl Před 7 měsíci +202

      @@girl1213 plus, MC1R isn't the only gene that encodes for red hair! The variants of MC1R that cause red hair are generally associated with overall lighter skin, but they're mainly present in Middle Eastern and European populations- darker-skinned people with red hair often have a different type of mutation.

    • @randomapple64
      @randomapple64 Před 7 měsíci +135

      I had a friend growing up who was full blooded Mexican and was born with bright red hair and fair skin (despite this he looks EXACTLY like the rest of his family, no denying the relationship). It stayed like that even as an adult, genetics are wild haha

  • @whiteraven562
    @whiteraven562 Před 7 měsíci +2877

    Okay but that gang member giving the nurse a "free assassination" card feels like the start of a mafia romance novel

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 7 měsíci +73

      *M* y *S* uprising Love *13*

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 Před 7 měsíci +46

      Watch "banann fisch" ^^

    • @chere100
      @chere100 Před 7 měsíci +19

      ​@@DasHeino2010 Why in the world did you saying that make me think of Under Grand Hotel? 😕

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 Před 7 měsíci +27

      @@chere100 Because now I have to watch "Under Grand Hotel" I guess?! ^^
      Thx
      Edit: *read

    • @esmemurnane4341
      @esmemurnane4341 Před 7 měsíci +28

      i'm so stealing this idea

  • @LighthawkTenchi
    @LighthawkTenchi Před 6 měsíci +796

    Going with the “kids explaining their dad’s jobs poorly” theme, my dad worked in the local federal prison as a cook supervisor, and once, someone asked me in front of my mom where my dad was at the time, to which I replied “Oh, he’s in jail,” causing my mom to immediately have to explain what was really going on. It eventually became a running joke, because he would sometimes pull overtime and work the night shift(food prep, the detention center, etc), and so we’d sometimes say, “Well, Dad’s in jail again,” or something like that, and it’d be funny every time. He’s retired now, and he got a kick out of that joke, too

    • @xilj4002
      @xilj4002 Před 5 měsíci +28

      Mine was in the bar all the time with the drunks for a while, he went to hotels with his lady friends for a summer, and had a bunch of weddings behind my mom's back. Your dad working in kitchens is the best for "explain it badly" moments

    • @Layla.darling.please
      @Layla.darling.please Před 5 měsíci +45

      I love that. My mum recently left working in a prison and she announced it to everyone as she'd be released ! 😂

    • @TheLLCfi
      @TheLLCfi Před 5 měsíci +28

      The same has happened to me. My daughter said in daycare ”mom will pick me up when she gets out of prison”. Needless to say, didn’t have to chat with the other parents since everyone feared me. Still in prison and i blame my daughter for having no friends.

    • @karmica7591
      @karmica7591 Před 4 měsíci +13

      That’s so funny! My story is less cool, but as a 7 or so years old I had to write about my parents’ job for school and I went into great detail about my mom being a housewife, while only stating “he’s always outside” about my dad. My teacher called my mom to talk about it, cause she was suspecting some neglect/abuse situation with him going on, and she had to explain how he was outside working for his construction company during the day 😅 though I think I worked it like that cause I never felt he was emotionally present even when he was there, but didn’t know how to say it. So, in a weird way, I was also stating the truth, which is kind of sad.

    • @Slothisticated0252
      @Slothisticated0252 Před 4 měsíci +17

      My dad is a police officer and every job interview they ask you if you ever have come into contact with police and I always say: "Yeah on the daily..." and just watch their confused faces

  • @felisaisnthere
    @felisaisnthere Před 4 měsíci +69

    I can tell Click didn't have severe sleeping issues by "there's no way you could roll around for 8 hours"
    I promise you. There's a way.

  • @LGBTQLegend
    @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +2746

    Our ancestors dressed in animal skins for a variety of reasons and they get called badass but now you dress in animal skin and get called a furry.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před 7 měsíci +62

      Smh

    • @beeftips1628
      @beeftips1628 Před 7 měsíci +45

      smh

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria Před 7 měsíci +53

      Society advances, very based /j

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe Před 7 měsíci +146

      It's not even real animal skins. It's synthetic.
      The cycle we're in is so weird.

    • @aprildawnsunshine4326
      @aprildawnsunshine4326 Před 7 měsíci +104

      Just left a pagan gathering celebrating Samhain (pronounced sah-wheen) and we had both people in animal skins and in modern "furry" outfits. It's definitely strange but it works just fine and tbh the furries seemed better connected to their spirit animals. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It's a strange cycle for sure but the wheel is still turning

  • @Doc_Trancy
    @Doc_Trancy Před 7 měsíci +1614

    There was a podcast where a host shared the following story from his childhood:
    When the host was a small child, his parents told him Santa wasn’t real. What he took from that, however, was Santa had died. He told his class that. Kids were crying because Santa had died and he got in trouble for it.

    • @ObjectReplacement
      @ObjectReplacement Před 7 měsíci +93

      That's quite funny

    • @Doc_Trancy
      @Doc_Trancy Před 7 měsíci +74

      @@ObjectReplacement indeed. It lives rent free in my mind and I remember it often

    • @persooniemand8346
      @persooniemand8346 Před 7 měsíci +33

      ​@@ObjectReplacementTIL the flag of south holland is really just the flag of north holland but upside down

    • @ObjectReplacement
      @ObjectReplacement Před 7 měsíci +29

      @@Doc_Trancy it has left its stains in my mind now too

    • @Doc_Trancy
      @Doc_Trancy Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@ObjectReplacement you’re welcome

  • @bigamateur9055
    @bigamateur9055 Před 6 měsíci +241

    The 'close your eyes and suddenly it's morning' happened to me once.
    Someone wxplained it to me as having a dreamless sleep, so you simply experience nothing while sleeping and it's feels like mere blinking.
    It feels so...I don't even know how to describe it other than weird.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Před 6 měsíci +25

      Helps that sleep helps encode your memories, the process of dreaming akin to combining memories. So no dream, little memory encoding, no concsious experience of time passing.

    • @user-hd7dv7rr5x
      @user-hd7dv7rr5x Před 6 měsíci +8

      That’s cool as fuck

    • @b_w_j
      @b_w_j Před 5 měsíci +15

      That’s how sleep was for me until halfway through middle school. My first dream (as in the first one I remembered, because people dream and the memory is gone before you ever wake up) left me dazed and bleary eyed lol

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- Před 4 měsíci +1

      Only ever had that happen on boats before.

    • @lazyperfectionist3978
      @lazyperfectionist3978 Před 4 měsíci +5

      had it happen to me too as a kid, it was one of those 3-day school excursions. A bunch of kids sharing the motel room with me were watching cartoons on the motel room's TV before I fell asleep, and it genuinely felt like one minute had passed before I told them to turn the TV off - you could imagine my shock when they told me it was morning and I had to look outside to realize they were telling me the truth. It stood out to me the most as the weirdest experience for someone who used to get chronic Deja Reve dreams all throughout highschool

  • @draconicodyssey7865
    @draconicodyssey7865 Před 6 měsíci +126

    I'm pretty sure the one about autism was actually about schizophrenia. Which can exist in one person simultaneously, but are two very different things.

    • @enerioffutt1881
      @enerioffutt1881 Před 3 měsíci +5

      That's what i was thinking it sounded like.

  • @BazingusBoi
    @BazingusBoi Před 7 měsíci +1896

    Note to self, don't annoy medical professionals as they may be able to call a hit on you

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +44

      I'm an ex mercenary so I'd dare a doctor to do that.

    • @BazingusBoi
      @BazingusBoi Před 7 měsíci +54

      @prettypsychoqueen as a mercenary, have you ever offered your services to a doctor who helped you?

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 Před 7 měsíci +53

      just another Profession you dont mess with. Like you dont mess with IT-Admins.

    • @Timer102
      @Timer102 Před 7 měsíci +24

      Just take your pain scale seriously… 99.9% OF YOU DO NOT HAVE A 10/10
      If you do this they will use that free hit

    • @bloodshard18
      @bloodshard18 Před 7 měsíci +30

      This comment was so wild without context.

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies Před 6 měsíci +1284

    Honestly, the little girl faking sleep in the car is relatable. No other feeling will ever compare to being carried to bed barely awake as a small child. Ah, memories from happier times.

    • @Lesbianwithagun
      @Lesbianwithagun Před 5 měsíci +25

      I’m gonna be honest I thought they were laughing at the pose it left her in.

    • @artturner2054
      @artturner2054 Před 5 měsíci +13

      You're right about that. Man's the time Dad or Mom would carry me into the house after going to the drive in theater in Limerick, PA. Saw many of my first movies there.

    • @towelbasket
      @towelbasket Před 5 měsíci +6

      Shoulda flattened out the curve of the hand a bit in my opinion.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Před 4 měsíci +6

      I always ended up moving rooms in the middle of the night and had assumed I was carried there by some weird night beings
      ...turns out I just walked there

    • @EliasKayama245
      @EliasKayama245 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Fr

  • @DistantLoner
    @DistantLoner Před 6 měsíci +52

    Dogs do often enjoy fruits and vegetables, but they're just treats that can't make up their entire diets. I think that the human equivalent would probably be cake. The average person is excited to eat cake, but if you're forced to eat cake for your whole life, you'd feel awful. Then if you ever get the chance to eat a salad or anything with nutrients that your body needs, you'd jump at it immediately.

  • @Forsworcen
    @Forsworcen Před 6 měsíci +34

    I once worked the graveyard shift at a gas station. People would come to me for their alcohol late at night. Local gangster boss lived directly across from us. I’m polite and make small talk with said gang boss whenever he comes for beer. Dude promises that no one will bother me during my shift. Thanked him but put it out of my mind.
    Few months later he comes in with a gun drawn and two other people following him, guns also drawn. Immediately put my hands up thinking he’s here to rob the store.
    Turns out he saw some kids on the side of the lot with knives that were periodically sneaking looks inside the store and came over to “protect me”. Never had a single beer run or robbery the entire time I worked there but the store had 3 within a few months of me leaving.

    • @LilliKitti529
      @LilliKitti529 Před měsícem

      Graveyard shift?
      Oh like midnight
      Probably more like 3 because for some reason 3 always feels more like midnight than midnight

  • @LucareonVee
    @LucareonVee Před 7 měsíci +2084

    37:35 It's possible. As a bisexual, I love the fact that I can honestly use the phrase "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před 7 měsíci +169

      Yep. I'm not gay but my girlfriend is. I'm ace and non-binary.

    • @brennoc1623
      @brennoc1623 Před 7 měsíci +123

      It is kinda funny being able to say I'm not gay but also not straight

    • @Techischannel
      @Techischannel Před 6 měsíci +85

      I love it how i can say "I'm gay for everyone" and be correct.

    • @F4wk3s
      @F4wk3s Před 6 měsíci +14

      I'll use that

    • @maddykrantz
      @maddykrantz Před 6 měsíci +24

      I'm bi, and my boyfriend is straight. He can say that.

  • @Lady-Eight
    @Lady-Eight Před 7 měsíci +1117

    The 'Emma Watson' mask is actually nearly a decade old at this point. It wasn't AI but a person was able to superimpose the image over the frames of the video.

    • @KH-us3rv
      @KH-us3rv Před 6 měsíci +75

      That's actually really cool! I was going to call it AI b/c the hair just shrank and disappeared right at the end but that makes way more sense and it comes out more impressive.

    • @Space_Drifter0621
      @Space_Drifter0621 Před 6 měsíci +33

      @@KH-us3rv Alsoif you look at the shadows youcan see that the original person (the one that was wearing the mask) has short hair

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Also also the very fact that Sofia Vergara needed fake enlarged breasts supposedly to look more like Emma Watson.

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo Před 4 měsíci +2

      Ah, that makes sense.

    • @KawaiiFireMoon
      @KawaiiFireMoon Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah i was confused at the eyes peeling off

  • @caileyrookids
    @caileyrookids Před 3 měsíci +27

    I've actually experienced the "you feel asleep" one before. The weird thing about it is that you don't remember any of the falling asleep or waking up, and your body doesn't feel as though you've been asleep. It's hard to describe, but there's a certain "I was asleep a minute ago" feeling that was just... missing.

  • @DJPJ.
    @DJPJ. Před 6 měsíci +67

    0:15 I guess you could say Penny had a certain cent 🪙

    • @mikip6638
      @mikip6638 Před 6 měsíci +7

      THIS IS GENIUS HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

    • @camrynacecraft
      @camrynacecraft Před 6 měsíci +3

      Thats awesome

  • @mattstuff9938
    @mattstuff9938 Před 7 měsíci +804

    "here is my little vegetaria-"
    *I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career*

    • @miserablepumpkin9453
      @miserablepumpkin9453 Před 7 měsíci +115

      I just hope that dog's okay. Poor thing has to be starving

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 Před 7 měsíci +100

      I will never get forcing carnivores to eat vegan diets. Nothing against vegans as a whole, most aren't this stupid. But, like...humans can be vegan no problem, we're omnivores descended from mostly herbivores, but the carnivorous pets kinda need their natural diets or they'll, y'know, die horribly sooner or later.

    • @LittleMaitea
      @LittleMaitea Před 7 měsíci +56

      @@miserablepumpkin9453I hope it was a joke video and she knew the dog would have no chill for the meat

    • @FrancescaHughes36
      @FrancescaHughes36 Před 7 měsíci +22

      @@snorpenbass4196Dogs are omnivores

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +40

      @@FrancescaHughes36 They are not. Dogs are carnivores. They need meat to survive. They can survive off just meat making them carnivores. An omnivore is something like a human which needs both meat(or meat alternatives) and vegetables to function.

  • @whatcanidooo
    @whatcanidooo Před 7 měsíci +659

    The one with the girl fake sleeping is funny, but it also kinda makes me sad because one of the great joys of being a kid was being carried to bed after a long car ride. My parents never questioned if I was asleep, maybe they even knew that sometimes I wasn’t, but it made me feel so safe and taken care of

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho Před 7 měsíci +57

      They might've carried her after they had their fun

    • @MoodyMickey
      @MoodyMickey Před 7 měsíci +18

      I'm pretty sure if I could walk and I was awake, my parents made me walk into the house after a long car ride. I might have been carried a couple times, but not usually

    • @MsAubrey
      @MsAubrey Před 7 měsíci +4

      Aw! Right! Same here.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Much same but I often was drifting in and out of sleep. Plus I was always the one who was difficult to get to bed lol if they'd made me stand up and walk they would've never gotten me back to bed.

    • @heartofthewild680
      @heartofthewild680 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Being carried to bed after a long car ride is one of the many things I miss about being a child (right up there with being unaware of what politics are, believing that I would be rich and happy when I grew up, and not having to deal with the slow crush of existential dread because my generation is being systematically screwed over at every turn)

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Před 3 měsíci +14

    1:06 there was a military surgeon who was just a random dude who stole the identity of a surgeon and while on a ship he had to do surgery on soldiers with shrapnel chest wounds.
    You could probably guess what happened.
    THATS RIGHT! He did such a good freaking job he got an award and was on the news!

  • @TheSkyGuy77
    @TheSkyGuy77 Před 5 měsíci +62

    4:04
    What's my favorite essential oil?
    Motor oil, its pretty essential to most vehicles 😂

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 Před 3 měsíci +4

      💯💯💯 That was a smart answer to a stupid question 😊👍

    • @A1phaWolf150
      @A1phaWolf150 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Vegetable oil, I need something to fry my rice.

    • @NoName-ev2or
      @NoName-ev2or Před 2 měsíci

      I don't get what's so wrong with the girl's question about essential oils 🤔 it's like asking what's your favorite incense, what's so bad about that? A lot of people like essential oils bc they smell good.

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@NoName-ev2or
      Essential oils shouldn't be used as a substitute for genuine medicine

  • @CuppaLLX
    @CuppaLLX Před 7 měsíci +678

    Fun fact: the cancer gun was made by Wayne tech (you know Batman) but wait it gets better. Turns out acording to the writers it’s a cancer curing gun just you know limited space for the name. The guard actally had cancer but by seeing the doctor he catches it early and changes careers thus giving his family a better life

    • @Nokyyyyy
      @Nokyyyyy Před 6 měsíci +66

      It's wholesome

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Před 6 měsíci +3

      The "cancer gun" gag gets better and better every time I get more context on it 😆

    • @Hoothouse
      @Hoothouse Před 4 měsíci +11

      That's really nice I saw that clip without the resolution on shorts and I was so sad

    • @PumpkinChi
      @PumpkinChi Před 4 měsíci +7

      When I watched the clip I was shocked. I'm happy to hear it has a good ending

  • @shadowofchaos7675
    @shadowofchaos7675 Před 7 měsíci +260

    " i would rock a maid outfit"
    We are still waiting for it

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Indeed.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 7 měsíci +11

      So many dudes would pull off wearing maid outfits so incredibly well. Cliccy Thiccy is no exception

  • @olliex2oxenfree139
    @olliex2oxenfree139 Před 6 měsíci +15

    The one in the beginning about the dead grandpa's nonpayment of child support reminded me of a story I heard when I first started working at a pharmacy. Guy was dead for several months, but his prescriptions were set to be mailed to him automatically. Apparently no one told the pharmacy he was dead, so they kept sending them until his wife finally said something, and that's why mailed prescriptions aren't autofilled anymore.

  • @PrincessNinja007
    @PrincessNinja007 Před 6 měsíci +16

    I've experienced the sleep thing, and it's actually really BAD sleep. It only happens when I'm beyond exhausted, like it's probably not even safe to be out of bed, and I've been like that for days. It's accompanied by people "teleporting" across the room and staring at my own mother trying to figure out who this person is and why they're watching me sleep

  • @Eagledude131
    @Eagledude131 Před 7 měsíci +320

    When I was a kid, we were doing a civics unit and the teacher mentioned courthouses and I said "oh, my mom is in court all the time, I think she said it's usually family court"
    My mother then had to explain to my teacher that she's a social worker who often accompanies her clients to court as moral support

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma Před 7 měsíci +33

      When I was much younger, I once described my dad as a "professional drinker", in the sense that he paced himself and never got drunk.

    • @LadyGoof
      @LadyGoof Před 6 měsíci +2

      I did this too. I would say my dad is in prison ….
      He works in corrections lol

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear Před 7 měsíci +242

    About the hitman thing: that's a trap. Once you ask organized crime for something like that they have more than enough to blackmail you, forever. They aren't "impressed by your kindness". It's just a manipulative psycho being a manipulative psycho.

    • @MrGrim2004
      @MrGrim2004 Před 4 měsíci +32

      thats one way to ruin a love story

  • @user-lp2bp4mw1y
    @user-lp2bp4mw1y Před 6 měsíci +24

    I’ve only met one professional body builder in my life. It was off season, but she was massive (in comparison with other people I’ve met), but once it was show season, I saw her post dietary requirements (also tips to not actually hurt yourself by losing too much body fat), and she mentioned that one tactic people used was literally not drinking water at all the day before or day off the show in order to avoid water weight and frame the muscles better.

  • @mattlangford7651
    @mattlangford7651 Před 4 měsíci +21

    2:25 that dog was like: finally some real fu*king food

  • @RabdoInternetGuy
    @RabdoInternetGuy Před 7 měsíci +632

    6:31 fun fact: the act of doing the "cheers" and hitting your glasses together first was commonly used in medieval time, because number of deaths by drink poisoning was very high, people started doing it so hard their drink spills into the other persons drink, and vice versa, as a sign of trust but also a test to see if the poisoned it.
    So Puddin' and Rocketman are doing it wrong

    • @branbroken
      @branbroken Před 7 měsíci

      I thought the proper way for heads of state to get around poisoning attempts was to force someone to consume some first, and putin definitely known to employ a taster on his staff so not sure why hes cagey unless he already knows its poisoned as he ordered it.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Před 7 měsíci +91

      "Puddin' and Rocketman"
      These are the only names I will use for those two from this day forth

    • @merlintitouan6949
      @merlintitouan6949 Před 6 měsíci +27

      And actually, it's a complete myth, I mean you would have to smash glasses so hard to get smthg close to 50/50 mix (aka smthg that wouldn't just kill you and give the other guy stomach ache). And rich people used to drink in glasses made out of glass - not the cheapest nor sturdiest one either - so bad idea)

    • @GrumbleGamer18
      @GrumbleGamer18 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Puddin and Rocketman is the only acceptable name for these two from now on

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@GrumbleGamer18 I'm still gonna call him "Cap'n Crazypants"
      P.S. There's a neat browser plugin from xkcd that changes words to make the Internet more fun (e.g. change "car" to "cat" to read about a five-cat pileup, and change "senators" to "elf lords" and "could not be reached for comment" to "is guilty and everybody knows it"), and when I was using it I changed NK's leader to Cap'n Crazypants. Don't think I ever ran across his name in the wild, too bad, would've been funny.

  • @HunterHerne
    @HunterHerne Před 7 měsíci +300

    It's actually a pretty well established thing that Peter Parker has shared his secret identity a few times with terminally ill patients. Not just kids, but also villains.

  • @DetectiveThursday
    @DetectiveThursday Před 5 měsíci +23

    31:41 that part about Starbucks is actually closer to reality than you think. look up their original logo.

  • @infiresnation7430
    @infiresnation7430 Před 6 měsíci +20

    26:49 I legit just came back from watching the full clip and I must say… as a member of the LGBTQIA+ Community… I hate myself for not knowing this prior- 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ahonya666
    @Ahonya666 Před 7 měsíci +98

    "I don't force her to eat vegetarian"
    No, you just don't give your dog meat so she has to eat whatever you give her to survive.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 Před 6 měsíci +11

      For what it’s worth, dogs CAN technically survive without meat, unlike cats. It’s just that you REALLY need to make sure that diet has everything they need, and you need to understand they’re STILL gonna eat cheese and beef. They’re more omnivorous than we give them credit for

    • @-xARCHONx-
      @-xARCHONx- Před 5 měsíci

      And to add to that, the food dogs eat aka dry kibble and even the canned food, most don't even have meat in them anyway. It's essentially a vegan meal, but more nutritious than actual vegan food 😂​@@spindash64

  • @stormerkromy988
    @stormerkromy988 Před 7 měsíci +322

    23:52
    This happened in the comics too. Spiderman is so damn wholesome and loving to his own fault.
    He stayed with Sandman as he slowly crumbled, took a child with cancer on an adventure, tried to save a homeless child that used pictures of him as a blanket, visited so many children in bad situations. He is, The Amazing Spiderman in so many ways.

    • @mayadargeon2172
      @mayadargeon2172 Před 7 měsíci

      I meeeaaan. It depends with who he is, cause he can be a real cunt at other times. He's kind, but not that often nice.

  • @plainText384
    @plainText384 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Paramedics: First do no harm
    Gangster: First leave no evidence

  • @overlordmae9090
    @overlordmae9090 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "I saw an angel eat a child"
    "Must have been an old testament one"

  • @huntersnyder4358
    @huntersnyder4358 Před 7 měsíci +710

    As an autistic person, the closest thing I have to psychedelic experiences is the inability to ignore sounds. Go to a public place, note every single noise you hear, even the quiet ones, and try to understand how overwhelming it gets when you hear all of them at the same time all the time.

    • @yasminni485
      @yasminni485 Před 6 měsíci +42

      Same here. In my country motorcycles are very popular due to traffic congestion so they are everywhere. I have to stick my fingers in my ears every time a motorcycle drives by... not to mention ambulances, police cruisers, fire trucks, and people with really loud voices. I can't go into malls or crowded places because it's exhausting for me to be around so many people - I literally need a week where I talk to no one after such an event.

    • @-Nue-
      @-Nue- Před 6 měsíci +2

      I love HPPD!

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 Před 6 měsíci +10

      I know the feeling all too well. Oddly I guess that's why my voice is loud.... To make a futile attempt to drown the noise in more noise.... I enjoy being autistic, not.

    • @spencerdaniels8730
      @spencerdaniels8730 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Yeah I live in Vegas with the tism
      Migraines galore. I love visiting the strip but hate it so much at the same time due to the super excessive noise and lights, and scammers who force themselves on you. Can't go without my partner to deal with them because of my social issues. He had to pay for bracelets though because I've been targeted a lot and there's scammers who'll force jewelry on your arms

    • @daisymatilda9568
      @daisymatilda9568 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Too much! I never leave the house without my noise canceling headphones :)
      Sometimes if I'm talking to someone and walking, I don't notice the noise as much, but oh man once I'm alone it feels like I was hit by a truck

  • @geoffitta9175
    @geoffitta9175 Před 6 měsíci +434

    The girl who sent those thousands of texts is currently unfit to stand trial because she's still under the delusion that her and the person she stalked are in love. In one interview she said something like "I want to go to trial because i know the jury will be on my side. And the court will order that we get married." She's genuinely delusional

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 Před 6 měsíci +39

      That is psychosis personified..... Wow

    • @nondisclosure3920
      @nondisclosure3920 Před 6 měsíci +36

      There's actually a specific condition that I can't remember the name of, those people who get obsessed with celebrities and think the same have the same disorder

    • @m.h.4144
      @m.h.4144 Před 6 měsíci +18

      @@nondisclosure3920I think it’s just full blown psychosis but you could be onto something

    • @pancake8180
      @pancake8180 Před 5 měsíci +18

      ​@@nondisclosure3920well, it's usually called a parasocial relationship, but i don't know anything about disorders like this

    • @Financiallyfreeauthor
      @Financiallyfreeauthor Před 5 měsíci +35

      I know a girl who thought a guy got a restraining order against her because he loved her so much he couldn’t handle his feelings

  • @MoonyFBM
    @MoonyFBM Před 4 měsíci +8

    (Ik this is old, but I just wanted to pipe in and say that (29:35) putting food in your pockets so search doggos will find you first does not work, as they are trained to ignore all other scents than human (or whatever they are searching for atm).).

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di Před 4 měsíci +11

    4:25 "essential" in the context of "essential oils" refers to the "essence" of whatever plant it's coming from

    • @Netherdan
      @Netherdan Před 3 dny

      The problem with essential oils is people attributing what's essentially (pun intended) placebo effect to the oils themselves and then blow their effectiveness assumptions out of proportions.
      Essential oils can be great for skin and respiratory problems, depending on the plant or plants that oil was extracted from, obviously, and the correct method of usage. And can also somewhat help with brain conditions like a headache or mood due to proximity of olfactory glands and blood vessels to the brain. But essential oils won't cure cancer, grow limbs or replace your failing kidney. Also, essential oils may flare up someone else's allergies due to it being inherently impossible to control where the vapors go once you have it in the open evaporating, so no using them in closed or crowded public spaces or near someone you know have a specific allergy

  • @thegayagenda4589
    @thegayagenda4589 Před 7 měsíci +385

    Imho the autism one sounds like they mixed it up with schizophrenia💀

    • @mikastone764
      @mikastone764 Před 7 měsíci +20

      I thought so too

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +58

      Schizophrenia is not feeling psychedelic. I have it from part of my war PTSD. You hear voices and sometimes hallucinate. It's horrible. Anytime I hear something now I have to determine first if it's in my head or for real.

    • @thegayagenda4589
      @thegayagenda4589 Před 7 měsíci +48

      @@LGBTQLegend Yes, the feeling isn't the exact one described in the video and I do know that, but it's the closest any condition can get to it without drugs, at least according to my knowledge, maybe apart from extreme sleep deprivation, dehydration and/or hunger.
      Also, I'm sorry you have to experience that, and that you had to go through such horrid things. I truly hope the best for you, and that your condition(s) will get easier to manage and cope with in the future. You're incredibly strong for getting this far, and still managing, good job

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +34

      ​@@thegayagenda4589Thanks yeah it's been a long 8 year struggle to finally live some semblance of a normal life. Thanks for the kind words.

    • @weerwolfproductions
      @weerwolfproductions Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@LGBTQLegend /supportivehugsfromrandomstranger

  • @cocoachaos1321
    @cocoachaos1321 Před 7 měsíci +190

    Pokemon don't fight to the death, they fight until one faints. Except Cubone's mother.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 7 měsíci +26

      There's plenty of death in other places, though. Dead coral Galar Corsola, Annihilape/Primeape being too angry to fully die, Basculegion being possessed by fallen Basculin...

    • @freckledsunshine333
      @freckledsunshine333 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Too soon 😭😭😭

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@freckledsunshine333 27 years isn't long enough?

    • @lilylunamoonyt
      @lilylunamoonyt Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@shinymainespoon yeah

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Someone doesn't Nuzlocke.

  • @user-vz6kn1zt9k
    @user-vz6kn1zt9k Před 5 měsíci +7

    6:43 both of them were like “which glass did I poison again?”

  • @Mercury_From_Solarballs
    @Mercury_From_Solarballs Před měsícem +2

    8:59 The funniest part about this is Click focusing on the face moving a bit weirdly and not the wig vanishing out of nowhere

  • @TheOneTrueDuck
    @TheOneTrueDuck Před 7 měsíci +136

    “ if your racist and you know it clap your hands “
    “👏👏”
    “what the fu-“

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 7 měsíci +10

      He is Vir Das, for anyone curious

    • @lilylunamoonyt
      @lilylunamoonyt Před 7 měsíci

      Oh god

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@shinymainespoonCool, is that a name I should already associate anything with?

  • @ninjin305
    @ninjin305 Před 7 měsíci +698

    Consider a wholesome "you have someone to take care of, you call me," where instead of getting rid of a person, they literally take care of people in need, like, coming to cook meals or helping them clean their house

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 7 měsíci +90

      Business idea: Gangster-themed in-home care for the elderly and disabled.
      All our packages sound like mafia hits, it's more entertaining than regular care services, and half our staff is literally just undercover cops.
      Not because of authenticity, but because we "take care" of "difficult relatives".

    • @fictionlover695
      @fictionlover695 Před 7 měsíci +24

      ​@@Kartoffelkammyou're creative. I like the idea

    • @Asteri0519
      @Asteri0519 Před 7 měsíci +41

      ​@@Kartoffelkamm"How can I trust you to do the job well?"
      "Oh, you'll see. We'll take him out by tomorrow, our people are very skilled."
      Dinner, they're talking about dinner.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 7 měsíci +18

      "Frankie's. We'll treat you right. Call now."

    • @ellicurus
      @ellicurus Před 7 měsíci +13

      The grandmafia

  • @Anna-hh9kz
    @Anna-hh9kz Před 4 měsíci +3

    The school altering that kids face it hurts me as someone with self confidence issues i hate smiling with my teeth or when someone tells me to smile so if my school did this i would feel so bad like i was ugly even though i know im not i feel so bad for that kid.

  • @cmqptkloacjko
    @cmqptkloacjko Před 6 měsíci +17

    4:50 this one is kinda concerning if they didn’t at least call the police after taking the photo, they found the car of the ACTUAL KIDNAPPER

  • @harpoonlobotomy
    @harpoonlobotomy Před 7 měsíci +191

    For those who don't know, the 'pour water on a face cloth over the face' thing is actually legit, but, very importantly, they're sitting up at the time. It gets young kids used to the feeling of their face being underwater and holding their breath if they're anxious about being submerged without putting them in any danger.

    • @KC-ip3uz
      @KC-ip3uz Před 7 měsíci +61

      Sitting up is very important, cause if they are laying down, it becomes water boarding……..

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před 7 měsíci +23

      Exactly. It's not waterboarding, it's just to get used to your face getting wet without being submerged.

  • @ThatMoonBoy
    @ThatMoonBoy Před 7 měsíci +260

    That EXACTLY how my mother tried getting me use to having water on my face. Held a washcloth over my face and waterboarded me. I turned out super fucked up and still can't shower without having flashbacks. Do not, under any circumstance, do this to anyone.

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 Před 6 měsíci +33

      If I ever had to teach a child to grow accustomed to water on their face, I'm just having them take a shower. The water will flow from their hair onto the face, and I'd challenge them to stay in the shower for a minimum of 5 minutes

    • @anonymoususer2108
      @anonymoususer2108 Před 6 měsíci +23

      are you ok? like, i hope your ok, and stuff. like fuck dude. i sincerely hope this was a joke.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 Před 6 měsíci +34

      @@anonymoususer2108 No There are parents actually that incompetent.

    • @Joeh_
      @Joeh_ Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@hainleysimpson1507you'd be surprised

    • @LaNoireDetruit
      @LaNoireDetruit Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@hainleysimpson1507 Well, if you find this kind of advice and don't know about waterboarding you might think it sounds reasonable....

  • @andistansbury4366
    @andistansbury4366 Před 4 měsíci +3

    16:04 As an Autistic person, THAT IS NOT HOW OT WORKS AT ALL. The closest thing to "psycodelic visuals" is the "storyline" in my brain. The next closest thing I can think of is sensory overload, which is HORRIBLE.

  • @DarthDestiny07
    @DarthDestiny07 Před 6 měsíci +5

    32:52 Yeah, one rental car I was given had the harry potter deathly hallows sign scratched into the paint above the license plate. It was noted before I got the keys. This was roughly late 2016.

  • @TimeturnerJ
    @TimeturnerJ Před 7 měsíci +221

    Click: "That's so silly, it'd be like having cows and only feeding them meat :)"
    Me, burdened with knowledge and remembering the origins of the so-called "mad cow disease": 👁️👁️

    • @nondisclosure3920
      @nondisclosure3920 Před 6 měsíci +14

      And then the whole CJD thing, thankfully I had been a vegetarian for a good few years before that stuff went down.. I'll admit, I felt a tad smug about it, lol

    • @Thefan
      @Thefan Před 4 měsíci +6

      All across nature, carnivores eating the meat of other carnivores doesn't happen often because it's dangerous for the animals.
      Obviously there are exceptions like killer whales and vultures.

    • @firefangredmoon5961
      @firefangredmoon5961 Před 4 měsíci +2

      so cattle was fed meat and thts how mcd came to b?

    • @milohdd
      @milohdd Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@Thefan they weren't just being fed meat, they were being fed cow meat - specifically their brains - in the pellet food they were given. It wasn't the fact it was meat, it was the cannibalism.

    • @Thefan
      @Thefan Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@milohdd It was that, particularly the transmission of the prion protein gene that causes mad cow disease - and that infection gets passed to humans in the form of CJD.

  • @austinluther5825
    @austinluther5825 Před 7 měsíci +165

    My kid does the opposite of faking being asleep. She will fall asleep anywhere and sleeps like a rock. She once was sleeping in her sister's laundry basket all curled up like a cat with about 5 stuffed animals.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 7 měsíci +6

      That sounds like narcolepsy you should prob tell a doctor

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 Před 7 měsíci +22

      @teathesilkwing7616 LOL, pretty sure it's not narcolepsy. She's just a really active kid who wears herself out, takes a power nap, then wakes up and plays some more.

    • @Magic_Skeleton
      @Magic_Skeleton Před 7 měsíci +21

      ​@@teathesilkwing7616 I think this is a common myth, narcolepsy is not usually "sleeping like a rock" or falling asleep standing up. I actually was shocked when I was diagnosed with narcolepsy, since I had such a big misconception of what it's actually like.
      I used to have a lot of trouble falling asleep, only in the last 2 years did I start sleeping (mostly) soundly... but then I realized I was still tired even though I was finally sleeping enough. I never felt like I passed out against my will and I am a very light sleeper. I thought my tiredness was just cuz I was out of shape and I thought my brain fog and memory problems were just adhd.
      Narcolepsy is when the sleep cycles are all messed up and you have too much REM, which makes it so the sleep isn't restful, so sometimes I felt like I hardly slept at all. When I finally had a sleep study, they did a few nap tests during the day where I just had to lay down for 30 minutes. I swear I felt fully conscious the whole time, I wanted to sleep but they came back too soon for me to get any rest, I didn't feel like I fell asleep at all. But they said my brain entered REM within 4 minutes every time which is one of the most extreme cases they've seen (normally you don't go into REM until 90 minutes of sleep) ... it's scary that I don't even realize I'm asleep, and neither does anyone else, because I sleep so lightly that I wake up and respond as if I was totally alert.
      Anyways I'm doing ok since I got prescription drugs and thanks for listening to my ramble if you read this far :)

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 Před 6 měsíci +6

      That's fascinating, thank you for sharing! Narcolepsy feels like one of those medical conditions like amnesia where the "pop" understanding of the issue has almost nothing in common with the IRL version?
      Did the overnight sleep study thing some years back as part of trying to manage fibro-related insomnia, & it was super-interesting...? I don't think most people realise how enormously having disrupted sleep patterns impacts everything from your memory to your weight management to your digestion. Really glad you're doing better with meds, and hope it's helped in terms of persistent feelings of fatigue!

    • @Magic_Skeleton
      @Magic_Skeleton Před 6 měsíci +3

      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 Tbh I'm still probably more fatigued than a normal person, but proper sleep makes a world of difference for sure

  • @woofiverse_
    @woofiverse_ Před 2 měsíci +2

    1:30 Something similar happened to my Grandma. Some company was getting after her because my Grandpa wasn't paying for something.... He's been dead for 3 years now.

  • @Nicci82
    @Nicci82 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Teacher: what does your dad do?
    Girl😂: He helps women get pregnant.
    What teacher heard: My dad's a gigolo.
    😂😂😂

  • @foxmcld584
    @foxmcld584 Před 7 měsíci +477

    As a dedicated punster, the awkward silence only broken by exasperated, pained sighs is something I live for.

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +20

      Nothing unifies us more than cringe.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před 7 měsíci +14

      The occasional flying French fry doesn't hurt either.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 7 měsíci +16

      On a related note, the creator of Gangnam Style has shifted his focus to telling jokes. He will now be known as SIGH

    • @Tachii31
      @Tachii31 Před 7 měsíci +16

      My stance is that a good pun makes people laugh, the *best* puns inflict physical, psychic and spiritual damage to everyone in the area.

    • @brianaschmidt910
      @brianaschmidt910 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yes!

  • @godabandonedthistimeline
    @godabandonedthistimeline Před 6 měsíci +99

    The Spider-Man cartoon with the terminally ill child is based on the comic The Kid Who Collects Spider-Man. It's one of the most beloved Spider-Man stories out there.
    The story is basically Spider-Man visiting a child that is a huge fan of his. He tells the kid his origin story, what his night patrols are like and really opens up. Before leaving he reveals his identity as Peter Parker. As the comic ends we see the sign and realise why Peter told this kid his whole story.
    It is a really beautiful story that is many people's introduction to Spider-Man comics and in my opinion shows why he's such a beloved hero.

  • @Sing_A_Rebel_Song
    @Sing_A_Rebel_Song Před 6 měsíci +8

    4:40 I just want to say that aromatherapy is a real and incredible helpful thing. It can’t cure physical illness like covid but it can genuinely help people with anxiety and taking a aromatherapeutic bath can help relieve stress and muscle aches. It’s one of the natural remedies can be incredibly effective and can help children (my mom used it to help calm my anxiety and hypersensitivity caused by autism) so if your child is incredibly stressed or has anxiety, I really recommend it

  • @bugstarcat1.11
    @bugstarcat1.11 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I’ve experienced something similar in my sleep. I’ve gone to bed, and while sleeping it felt like 5 seconds, and during those 5 seconds I could think to myself. And I wasn’t dreaming either, and it felt like I was time traveling, or like when you skip to day in a video game by sleeping. All I saw was black. It was actually a very pleasant experience, and it’s never happened again.

  • @saltymcnuggies1895
    @saltymcnuggies1895 Před 7 měsíci +521

    Oh no Click, the retirement cash in was waay funnier. There was a TV crew that went to congratulate this dead person on being the oldest in recorded history or smth, only to find their relatives living off the deceased's pension 🎂🎂

    • @poseidons_child.
      @poseidons_child. Před 7 měsíci +37

      Oh wasn’t that in like Japan? I think I’ve heard that before.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe Před 7 měsíci +15

      ​@@poseidons_child.Yep.

    • @dixychickx123
      @dixychickx123 Před 7 měsíci +13

      ​@poseidons_child. Stuff like that happens a lot in Japan unfortunately

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +14

      Who knew someone could live to 300. Nothing strange here.

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt Před 7 měsíci +11

      Body was still there too, they just sealed the room.

  • @WaitinInAmber
    @WaitinInAmber Před 7 měsíci +338

    9:14 I love that Click notices that the face moves, but not that the hair disappears 😂

    • @Merrsharr
      @Merrsharr Před 7 měsíci +40

      I took it for a wig falling off to the back, but on rewatch it actually just disappears.

    • @markjacobson4248
      @markjacobson4248 Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@@Merrsharr So I found the original video that this is an edit of. It's in reality just a fairly non-descript and not particularly lifelike mask, and the person wearing it has their actual face blurred at all times. Emma Watson and Sofia Vergara's likenesses are both edited on. It's also way too old to be an AI work. It's also too centered on human perceptions, with a lot of effort going in to making the mask look good in the beginning and minimal effort to cover up the issues during and after the unmasking, while effort was put into making sure Sofia's face at the end looked good. AI would not be nearly so selective with its effort.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 5 měsíci

      Well to be fair, I didn’t notice

  • @mirandarensberger6919
    @mirandarensberger6919 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Search and rescue dogs are actually trained to ignore food when they're on the job. Any destroyed building will have food in it somewhere, so they need the dogs to disregard it and focus on finding people. There's a whole process they go through to teach the dogs, that's not what we're doing right now. Not saying having hot dogs in your pocket wouldn't help, though.

  • @ashes2ashton490
    @ashes2ashton490 Před 6 měsíci +7

    help i’m shaking and crying what’s the fourth hole

    • @princesszer0339
      @princesszer0339 Před 9 dny

      My guess was that it was her partner's back door... Like they both might be into that too, y'know?

  • @LadyPenumbra
    @LadyPenumbra Před 7 měsíci +237

    I had a friend who dropped his girlfriend's "vegetarian" dog off at my boss's house for like a month. My friend and my boss are twin brothers and have their own special deal going on, BTW.
    So, my boss didn't have a dog, didn't want a dog and just refused to get dog food or dishes.
    My boss was the head chef in an upscale hotel restaurant. I won't say which. So, he just got stuff from work. After a month of drinking his (Evian) water from a Waterford crystal bowl, and eating... let me see... Coq a Vin, steak Dian, steak Oscar, prime rib and cheese souffle, when his owner came home home, the dog went running up to her and BIT THE SNOT out of her. And my boss had a new dog. He loves the daylights out of that dog.

    • @Tvianne
      @Tvianne Před 7 měsíci +35

      Good doggy 😏

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +67

      People need to stop trying to force their ideals on animals. Dogs are carnivores and will actually die without meat.

    • @FrancescaHughes36
      @FrancescaHughes36 Před 7 měsíci +19

      @@LGBTQLegendDogs are omnivores

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +79

      Fun little trivia for people. The difference between being a carnivore, herbivore, and omnivore is based on what you NEED to remain healthy not just what you CAN consume. Carnivores NEED meat. Herbivores NEED greens. And omnivores like humans need both otherwise they can't function. Again being able to consume both meat and vegetables does not make something an omnivore. Dogs for example can digest vegetables but if you only feed them vegetables they will get sick and die cause they're carnivores. Just a little trivia for those who want to know the differences.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Před 7 měsíci +51

      @@LGBTQLegend And then there's obligate carnivores who can _only_ eat meat. Like cats.

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 Před 7 měsíci +357

    I'm pretty sure both maps of fursuit owners and bigfoot sightings also match with a population density map of the USA ˆˆ
    The more there are people, the more there are furries and Bigfoot sightings. Which seems logic for furries, but isn't Bigfoot supposed to be a wild animal fleeing human contact? XD

    • @OsiumPium
      @OsiumPium Před 7 měsíci +31

      Can't run from humans if there's no humans to run from? Makes sense that as more humans come there would be more humans seeing an animal run from them.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 7 měsíci

      Or FLEEING FURRIES???

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 7 měsíci +13

      @@OsiumPium There's nowhere in the US where there is absolutely no humans 😅
      I just say it's weird that Big Foot would be more seen in New York than in a wild park like Yellowstone, I'm pretty sure there's more bears sightings in areas like Yellowstone than in Washington XD
      Also, weird how Big Foot's range covers all the USA, when most big animals have been driven out by humans 😅

    • @bigdaddy69420
      @bigdaddy69420 Před 7 měsíci

      You gotta remember, it's the Americans we are talking about, the more people there are, the more likely it is that some crackhead seeing maybe a red fox furry and reporting it as a big foot

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters Před 7 měsíci +10

      It's close but not completely accurate. I live in a major city area that was *not* lit up by bigfoot sightings. Just the furries. I guess furries must be common enough here we know not to call it bigfoot lol

  • @freepointsgals609
    @freepointsgals609 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Imagine not having terrible enough vision to not be able to experience the joke at 21:13 by taking off your glasses

  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre Před 6 měsíci +5

    29:50 it might work, the cheese speacially since it also lasts longer so you can eat some of it as emergency food

  • @sassylittleprophet
    @sassylittleprophet Před 7 měsíci +137

    Worst lie he ever told you
    Okay. I left my abusive husband to stay at a friend's house and the next day he shows up at the door. He didn't know this friend or where they lived and when I asked how he knew where to find me, this MOFO literally said, "The Lord led me to you" as if he didn't track me there by my phone ffs smh 😂

    • @soifinallyhaveanaccountnow
      @soifinallyhaveanaccountnow Před 7 měsíci +50

      If you haven’t divorced him already, say the lord led you to get the divorce papers,

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet Před 7 měsíci +58

      @@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow the irony being that it was my faith at the time that led me to leave him, so you're not wrong lol 🤣🤣🤣
      We *are* divorced now, thank Satan

    • @BasicViewer
      @BasicViewer Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@sassylittleprophetHol' up...

  • @samanthapartridge1290
    @samanthapartridge1290 Před 7 měsíci +176

    So as an Australian I need to correct the myth about Koalas. They are not permanently high. The reason they sleep so much is because they don't get a lot of energy from the gum leaves, but it is the only thing they can eat. Think of them as an Australian sloth. Eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat sleep, then shit. then repeat.

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 Před 6 měsíci

      The funny part is that koala's diets are extremely toxic even to themselves. Of the very minimal energy they get from their diet, at least 80% of that is used to process the toxins, requiring them to sleep so much

    • @owengoulding7535
      @owengoulding7535 Před 6 měsíci +21

      It's worse than that. Koala stomachs never evolved to digest plant matter, so the reason they sleep is to slow down their digestive system to absorb more nutrients

    • @samanthapartridge1290
      @samanthapartridge1290 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@owengoulding7535 True, I am not sure of people's biology background so was mostly keeping it simple. They didn't evolve to digest it as a herbivore because in the past (in evolution terms) they were omnivores, then before that they were carnivores. If you look at the dentition of a modern koala they have vestigial canines, which no true herbivore has. Thus they used to eat flesh as the canines are only there to tear apart flesh. Koalas aren't just the snuggly little floof they appear to be.
      Also the thylacoleo was related to koalas, they were marsupials that looked like koalas, longer arms, climbed trees, ambush predator, carnivore. So dropbears did exist about 20,000 years ago along side the giant wombats, giant kangaroos and many other species that were larger in the past.

    • @nondisclosure3920
      @nondisclosure3920 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Don't forget they need some time for clamydia

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Před 6 měsíci +4

      F in the chat for koalas 😮

  • @lexa2310
    @lexa2310 Před 6 měsíci +3

    36:03 In that case I also saw an angel tear out another angels tail and rip a weasel appart. Oh, and in our neighborhood an angel cracked a child's skull with its teeth. Though maybe you could say that that's more biblically accurate than what is commonly referred to as an "angel" nowadays.

  • @jackskydragon_JW
    @jackskydragon_JW Před 5 měsíci +3

    20:16 well, I don't know about her but I do know that sleep walkers are able to do that (listen people and react or interact with them while sleeping) and be still really sleeping and even deeply sleeping

  • @HerraHidalgo
    @HerraHidalgo Před 7 měsíci +727

    Original vacuum cleaners were the size of a wagon and were considered a sight with transparent hoses going trough windows.

    • @Zigonce
      @Zigonce Před 7 měsíci +9

      Can you send a link to the photo you are referencing?

    • @CinderedCaelus
      @CinderedCaelus Před 7 měsíci +29

      ​@@Zigonceyoutube doesn't allow links but the comment is correct, the first vaccuum cleaners were literally wagons drawn by horses. it's kinda like those stereotypical snake oil salesman, or a travelling doctor from western movies.

    • @Zigonce
      @Zigonce Před 7 měsíci +13

      ​​@@CinderedCaelusi believe this is correct but can't find an image
      Nvm found it

    • @camelholocaust5149
      @camelholocaust5149 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Wonder how much it cost to have the vacuum wagon come around

    • @horizoon
      @horizoon Před 7 měsíci

      Early vacuum cleaners had little rotating knives in the tube to shred incoming debris. There are medical records/studies out there of men who shredded their private parts...

  • @nireus2299
    @nireus2299 Před 7 měsíci +145

    about being cringe on purpose,When i was younger i tried to convince my super religious mom that i was an atheist and didn't want to do anything christian related anymore but she didn't accept it,so in one church event (which i was forced again to participate) i just stand there the whole time,the meeting was over 3 hours and i was asked several times to sit down but thanks to the power of hate i stayed there.
    The next day i could see that my mom heard about the meeting bv she was super embarrassed, and now with confirmation that this works i just did that every time at church and she had the choice:leave me be my atheist self or be super awkward with the church frieds, thankfully she picked the first one.
    The best way to avoid situations like this is just make everyone so uncomfortable that they ask you to leave

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Před 7 měsíci +26

      You're lucky. My mother would have beat me for doing that.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Yep. The last time my parents double booked me and made me cancel my plans so they wouldn't look bad backfired epically on them. I was told to call my troop leader and explain to her why I couldn't volunteer that weekend like I'd said I could. So I called her up and told her "I'm sorry but I won't be able to volunteer this weekend. Sorry for the late notice, but my parents just informed me they volunteered me to help at church tomorrow without checking if I was free, so they told me to call you and explain that I can't come tomorrow because keeping commitments is important". I got in trouble "for making them look bad" (like no, you did that all by yourself), but they never did it again. They even had the audacity to try to tell me I never asked about going, until I pointed out that the event was written on the calendar in my mother's handwriting, which was then crossed out to add the event they voluntold me for. So not only did they know I had an event, they knew when they wrote it on the calendar and still blamed me.
      All future times they failed to check if I was free they made the phonecalls. The extra fun time was the time "I only figured out the night before I'd double booked myself" when my plans for the next day were sleeping in cause I didn't have plans.

  • @raimohoft1236
    @raimohoft1236 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Sleep thingy happened to me reversed. Falling asleep, waking up totally refreshed and ready to steal horses. Had a seemingly endless dream, feeling like an whole life lived. Looked at watch.... 30 minutes later. 😃

  • @talaeladar
    @talaeladar Před 2 měsíci +1

    29:37 If I'm not mistaken, Search and Rescue dogs are actually trained to ignore the scent of food while they're on the job.

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable Před 7 měsíci +149

    8:43 - 9:00 this isn't AI. For one thing, I remember seeing this gif floating around Tumblr back in like 2014 or something, predating a lot of current AI software. It's actually done the old fashioned way with digital editing, simply combining footage of Emma and Sophia to make it seem like the one is taking off a mask of the other

    • @The_craft3r
      @The_craft3r Před 5 měsíci +2

      I realized it was fake because suddenly the hair which should be on the mask disappear when it is removed.

  • @a_d3mon
    @a_d3mon Před 7 měsíci +205

    Fun fact Cliccy: herbivorous animals, depending on circumstances, WILL eat other animals. It's mainly due to a lack of nutrients or minerals that makes them do so.
    There have been cows who will eat snakes and deer who've been found eating corpses.
    Let's all remember that herbivorous means a MOSTLY vegetarian diet. Not exclusively a vegetarian diet :)
    Edit: removed unnecessary text that convoluted it 😆

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@mudkipontheinternet thanks for this comment. It made me realize that I had unnecessary text in my og comment 😆

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Před 5 měsíci +1

      Dogs are carnivores though so

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@crimson5pider same applies to carnivores... Just means they eat MOSTLY meats/protein

    • @radschele1815
      @radschele1815 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I mean, there are Mountain goats who lick your urine after you peed.
      I think the phosphate of other Minerals are their aim there.

    • @user-sw8qi3cb2l
      @user-sw8qi3cb2l Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@crimson5piderthey are omnivores

  • @gav5148
    @gav5148 Před 6 měsíci +5

    As a person with autism, I have no DAMN clue how I’m supposed to feel at 15:25 (approximately)

  • @swishercutterx7456
    @swishercutterx7456 Před 5 měsíci +2

    2:37 There are some conditions in dogs where they have to be on a vegan diet, which is why vegan dog food even exists (Not salad but pellets made without meat or animal products), but based on the dog's behavior and the fact that she has salad instead of vegan dog food I would assume that that's not the case.

  • @geekehUK
    @geekehUK Před 7 měsíci +473

    Mark, the most wholesome and affirming thing you could do is just wear the maid's uniform. Not for a subscriber special or for charity or anything else. Just get it and wear it, cos you want to, and cos yeah, you'd look fantastic.

    • @JenniSeven7
      @JenniSeven7 Před 7 měsíci +34

      I agree, I feel like it would be more his style to rock it like it was no big deal.

    • @geekehUK
      @geekehUK Před 7 měsíci +48

      @@JenniSeven7 Don't draw any attention to it at all, and then after 30 minutes be like "oh this? Why yes, I did get my nails done, thank you for noticing."

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Před 7 měsíci +28

      His name is Mark?!?!
      Also yes, that would be very wholesome and affirming

    • @geekehUK
      @geekehUK Před 7 měsíci +21

      @@DoctorX17 Hehe did you think it was ClickyWicky?

    • @JenniSeven7
      @JenniSeven7 Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@geekehUKAbsolutely perfect! I can see it and hear his voice saying it in my mind.

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 Před 7 měsíci +290

    8:45 I think in this Video the Woman is using a generic looking mask so the Deepfake can be layered above it more easily. Which is really frickin' terrifying

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Před 7 měsíci +35

      That video is so old, it was genuinely handmade. Like early 2000s.

    • @fool4343
      @fool4343 Před 7 měsíci +17

      ​@@rolfs2165 where does the hair go to though?

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Před 7 měsíci +38

      @@fool4343 Well, you have the base video of the person taking off the silicone mask, which was part of a product demonstration (by Kerry Johnson, who made those masks - maybe still does). Someone took that and put Emma Watson over the top, stopping on a freeze frame when the mask starts distorting so they can follow that, until the face is so distorted that they do away with Emma, and then overlayed Sofia Vergara on the person underneath. The silicone mask doesn't have hair itself but can be worn with a wig of your choosing, which I assume was already taken off when the video starts.
      Photo manipulations like that are pretty common in female masking (fetish) art, someone just put in the extra effort to do it on a video.

    • @yamato9753
      @yamato9753 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@rolfs2165 so you mean the original was handmade without edits?
      Wow...

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Před 7 měsíci +33

      @@yamato9753 "Handmade" in the sense that no AI or deepfake software was involved, because those didn't exist yet. Not sure how good video editing software was with tracking back then, so that might have been done frame by frame, too.

  • @anastasiabonnet1629
    @anastasiabonnet1629 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I lost it so hard at the microphone in the beginning that I started chocking and crying from laughter 😂 help me, my humour is broken

  • @sweetcherry7759
    @sweetcherry7759 Před 6 měsíci +2

    12:57 You’re telling me Batman is in fact also sexually attracted to the Joker, but in a Golden Shower-weird kink way?
    👀 Welp, guess it’s canon..

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 Před 7 měsíci +79

    I know Spider-man revealing his identity to a terminally ill kid might seem bad. But at least he’s making them happy.

  • @kathykrystal9567
    @kathykrystal9567 Před 6 měsíci +23

    "You can't be awake for 8 hours just rolling around in bed,"
    Biggest lie I've heard since Mojang said they put the farlands back into minecraft. I've done it so many times that it's hard to believe I actually slept. Stuffy nose, plane rides, car rides, couch bed, basement dwellings, the voices, sibling, washing machine, dishwasher, dryer, you name it.

  • @seborrowx
    @seborrowx Před 6 měsíci +2

    Feeding cows which meet reminds me of that Greece myth where some guy feeds his horses only which human meat, then they get out of control so Herkules needs to kill them

  • @Chunky_cat
    @Chunky_cat Před 4 měsíci +1

    8:57 I love the fact that he didn't even notice that the hair disappeared lol 😂

  • @rolfs2165
    @rolfs2165 Před 7 měsíci +96

    30:35 The show is really open with Ferb having a massive crush on Vanessa, though. There's one episode where they're in the blueprint shop together and Ferb is day-dreaming about Vanessa falling in love with him so hard that he picks up the wrong plans.

    • @melbapeach162
      @melbapeach162 Před 7 měsíci +13

      I never watched the show but I swear I've seen a screenshot where those canonically ended up together in the future? Maybe fake though? I thought she was a literal adult and he was like 10 so kind of hoping it was fake 😅

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Před 7 měsíci +16

      ​@@melbapeach162 Nah, she's still a teenager. I'd say 15-16, same age as Candace (the boys' older sister).
      Her mum wouldn't need to drop her off with her dad (Dr Doofenshmirtz) whenever she has a gig with the ladies' group or something else if she were an adult.

    • @moritzlinden7169
      @moritzlinden7169 Před 7 měsíci +20

      @@melbapeach162 She is about four or five years older than Ferb, so them dating when they are older should be fine. And I don't know if the screenshot you saw is real, but yes, that scene exists.

    • @Nuadin
      @Nuadin Před 6 měsíci +5

      Still hits the icky scale a little bit unless they go their separate ways for a while.

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Technically the final season and episode of Phineas and Ferb was set 10 years later as Phineas, Ferb, and the rest of their friends were graduating from high school, and Candace and Vanessa were entering college or university iirc

  • @LucanVaris
    @LucanVaris Před 7 měsíci +143

    About the only cat or dog that you should be allowed to keep on a vegan diet is a stuffed animal. At least then, they won't starve.

    • @mli03
      @mli03 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Right? If people don't want to feed meat to their pets, buy a rabbit or guinea pig 😂

    • @Bebragim630
      @Bebragim630 Před 7 měsíci +5

      That video was a satire that mocks vegans who do that

    • @Pippis78
      @Pippis78 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Well, to be honest my dog knows no difference between plantbased protein and actual meat 😂 Atleast in my country we have plant based protein products that are really similar to meat products. Especially chicken is weirdly easy to "copy".
      But I don't know if the plant based proteins would be safe and healthy as the only source of protein for dogs.
      Then again most dog food is mostly wheat and stuff like pig skin and lungs...
      My dog also likes tomatoes, carrots and stuff like that.
      But the dog food I buy her is almost pure meat, bones and fish, only a little cereals. And the family eats mostly plant based and fish 😂

  • @grunch967
    @grunch967 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I'm not inclined to call it a reality glitch, but I did have that happen once when I was a kid. It was super weird, because it was literally just like, I blinked and it was morning. There was no feeling of falling asleep, and no feeling of waking up. It was literally just like I blinked and in that fraction of a second my eyes were closed, the time changed.

  • @satire__
    @satire__ Před 6 měsíci +3

    The spider-man one is genuinely heartwarming. It's basically a spider-man make-a-wish and...yeah. just read it

  • @DiabolicGoth
    @DiabolicGoth Před 7 měsíci +128

    The hit man thing happened to my grandma. She was a corrections officer and she was nice to an inmate who after getting to know each other offered to off my grandpa who would beat her and my dad and uncle. My grandpa was a notable cop.

    • @silver6071
      @silver6071 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Did she take him up on it?

    • @DiabolicGoth
      @DiabolicGoth Před 7 měsíci +27

      @@silver6071 no, my grandma ended up running to a far away state with my uncle and dad

    • @witherschat
      @witherschat Před 6 měsíci +16

      Why does the cop part not surprise me?

    • @thefallencore3
      @thefallencore3 Před 6 měsíci +20

      ​@@witherschat Cause acab? Domestic abuse happens way more often in situations where one of the people in the relationship is a cop, cause if the other person were to call the cops, the cops would most likely believe their cop buddy over their partner/want to protect their cop buddy more than a random person they don't know.

  • @wolfyhalfmoon819
    @wolfyhalfmoon819 Před 7 měsíci +151

    Moral of the story. Don't frick with the nurse's. They may have hitmen on tap...good to know😂

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs Před 6 měsíci +7

      "I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do. It was . . . natural causes." 😇

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Před měsícem +2

      @@JamesJoy-yc8vsbullets are made of lead, lead comes from the earth, natural causes.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Skullhawk13 and, of course, it's only natural to be unable to live with bullets in you...

  • @SB-cz9vo
    @SB-cz9vo Před 6 měsíci +2

    6:05 There is only one type of incident where I would ask a gang member for this kind of help, and that would be if someone was engaging a minor of my family in a very inappropriate way. I would not care in which places such a person might be found afterwards.

  • @dakotapeters5654
    @dakotapeters5654 Před 6 měsíci +4

    On the Pokémon world part, they only fight till they faint, then get brought back and do it again... imagine if your Pokémon was a saiyan, it'd be unstoppable.😂

  • @kennethdavis9476
    @kennethdavis9476 Před 7 měsíci +74

    For the Emma Watson computer made clone. I love how Click was so focused on watching how the "suit" molds off, when her hair completely vanishes a few seconds later. 8:43

  • @echolight6272
    @echolight6272 Před 7 měsíci +17

    0:44 the full bit is even better - the guy performing says something like “two people clapped, one of them was brown and the other was white. how did that work?”

  • @Jeremiah-lr4xn
    @Jeremiah-lr4xn Před 5 měsíci +2

    Bigfoot hunters:”Welp, I guess I might as well *shotgun clicks*” 8:00

  • @imgoldzful
    @imgoldzful Před 6 měsíci +3

    my favorite essential oil is peppermint because it's the only one that actually impacts health in any meaningful way (it keeps the wasps away and i am very allergic to wasps)

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 Před 6 měsíci

      Conversely peppermint is one of my least favourite since it's one of a handful of essential oils that make me start to weeze within minutes of smelling then (basically any mint and cinnamon will do that to me basically all the others just give me headaches or migraines)