Doody Streams' Original Vid : • DSP 22 Min BegPocalyps... My Ko-fi Link : ko-fi.com/atlusthebookkeeper Other Places To Find Me : linktr.ee/atlusthebookkeeper
What amazes me is how DSP can talk in such TIGHT CIRCLES, sometimes repeating himself every few sentences. He literally has nothing to say and just reuses dialogue.
Imagine paying a plumber to do some work at your house but instead of that; he comes into your house and starts crying about not having the tools to do the job to see if you give him some extra money to get them.
Imagine after somehow getting the money to buy the tools, the plumber arrives at your home 20-30 minutes late to the scheduled time to do the work and take 20 minutes bathroom breakes (assuming you have a working bathroom) while doing a horrible job.
A restaurant server is a more suitable analogy. He likes to use it. Imagine you are a customer, and a server comes up to you and say : :It's really been a slow night, I/we barely got any support on the serves. Um....'snort' It would really be nice if you can support the serves. I need money for my day off tomorrow...sounds good? Alright."
too bad clogging toilets isnt a job cus phil would be rich, heard her say 1 of her toilets has been clogged for years, if thats true, thats insane and vomit inducing
Phil's self-insert "totally legit viewer-style comments that he somehow commits to memory and always says exactly what Phil would say with similar wording" isn't fooling anyone
Specially with his income. And you know what's fun? He would actually benefit from being more focused on a given game instead of juggling several every given week. People interested into one specific game will not wait until the sucker bothers to pick it up again and those who would, will get tired of Phil either failing at the game or be bored at Phil cheesing the heck out of it.
>”$60 is alot of money to spend on a fps in 2023” >Paid $80 for MW3 2023 and isn’t playing the Campaign or Zombies Business skill lvl 100 Also, it’s hilarious how you can see his panic spending behaviour in full action here. “I want to buy all the games” isn’t responsible or reasonable for someone low on time and money to ACTUALLY humour.
@@deadexo-3I can’t decide if that’s a bad business decision or if buying almost $400 worth of video games (that you aren’t gonna play) in a single weekend is average joe gamer behaviour
@@deadexo-3don't forget the high end fight stick to play mortal kombat that he dropped almost immediately. Can't afford anything that people want him to play, but can dump hundreds to smurf on SF6 for his ego.
What I loathe about "Let me be honest" has more to do with how he stresses sincerity over factually accurate statements, yet repeatedly justifies lying about the most nonsensical accusations as a justification to "save his family." What a joke.
13:15 THIS is the deep down core issue right here. Dsp NEEDS to feel like he is different than all the rest of whatever we are discussing. He plays sf differently, he reacts, not pattern play. He streams differently. In the past he would say how he doesn't act like a clown and others do. Now he says he is a game finisher and everyone else will quit theirs before finishing. THIS is always present no matter what year you look at. He HAS to try to explain how he is different. Better. Above the others . It's a cope. Because if he doesn't do this, he will have to accept that he is just another mediocre mid level gamer at best and low level streamer across the board. His whole persona, his whole tiny tidbit of self esteem is completely dependant on him "not being like everyone else".
He has so much ‘tism surrounding his schedule because he sees himself as a famous broadcaster on some major network, not a weirdo in pissed stain pajamas talking to a personal camera in his extra bedroom.
DSPs schedule obsession reminds me of a flaw of mine. Where i have a downswing of depression and i bounce back with a flurry of plans about how im going to fix it all. But instead of actual change its like, im going to clean everything, sleep and exercise on a schedule, and run this squeaky clean house and life. Thatll make me feel energetic enough to make big plans. But life just devolves into meaningless busywork that avoids any addressing of problems While its important to plan sometimes i find some of my biggest breakthroughs come from saying, hey lets do something unplanned today. Lets buy a new decoration, lets go to the gym late at night, try a new recipe, lets just play an old game i havent touched in ages. Breaking routine reminds you that you have choice in your life. Phil truly believes he has no choice and his rigidness reinforces this every day.
Nothing like saying "I FINISHED SO MANY GAMES" when we have literally dozens of games he just outright quit on camera. Also, streamer streaming JUST TO FINISH a game no matter if he or his audience likes is like a chef trying to make as many dishes as possible and get them out the door, even if half of them are half-baked and nobody likes them. Quality over quantity is an unknown thing to him.
Fuck yes! I'm at my office right now so this came in just in time for me to listen to! The bookkeeper aesthetic you have is so unique and charming, I love it!
Narrator: as the b12 bombers flew over porkland its populace was completely unaware of the beg bomb about to drop on them at the orders of ackdolf pigler a narcissistic madman who will do anything for the end all be all.......tips and memberships thus begins...........the beg-pocalypse
DSP as an old man streaming in 2043 "and i'm gonna be honest with you guys, those days that i was sick in november 2023, really set me back and i need your support, i really do"
His need to stick to a schedule is borderline insane. It's one of many factors that make people think he's on the spectrum. The rigid adherence to a schedule ONLY HE is responsible for, the fact that he VERY RARELY seems like he's actually talking to his audience (always looking to the sides, swaying...), the inability to see things from another point of view or take any sort of criticism... I have a son on the spectrum, and he's had many of these issues. Thanks to therapy and the right school environment, he's transcending those issues and is actually becoming a decent human being. Sadly, due to his extreme narcissism, Phil will never seek the diagnosis OR the therapy he so desperately needs. Because he does NOTHING wrong, he does EVERYTHING right.
He sticks to his schedule because if he just streamed at random times, his pigs and whales wouldn’t know when to come and throw disabled checks at him. If he’s consistently streaming at the same time, the same people will show up, and the same people will support and tip. If he disbands the schedule for his own sanity or to spend more time with his wife, he’s hurting his business’ reliability, resulting in less support. That being said, I agree with everything you said. Sound good?
@spinnaker2567 there's a bit of a difference. Yes, as a streamer, having a schedule is important. The difference is, with normal people, if something happens, then the stream is pushed back or canceled. With Phil, if it's scheduled, he mentally can't change it. Case in point. When his internet went out, he said he couldn't have the tech come out on his "day off" because he had appointments, one of which was getting his hair cut. Now, if it were me, I'd be like "Okay, have the tech come tomorrow and I'll just get my hair cut some other time." But with Phil, sticking to HIS schedule on that day was more important. That's the big difference.
I appreciate your input and expertise - I sensed something was up with Phil the moment I discovered who he was years ago, and my suspicion has always been that he has a very mild place somewhere on the spectrum. It's hard to make that case convincingly because DSP tries so hard to be an adult in all areas of his life. He manages just the right amount of competence, but his inability to read lots of social cues (or maybe, his refusal to read them) just feels...off. I've always felt bad making this argument because DSP gives those already ON the spectrum a bad name - people like your son strive to be more, to do more with their lives, so lumping DSP onto that spectrum with them feels like an insult to those with legitimate spectrum struggles.
I will always love how he moves the goal post for what a rage quit is. Because he initially enjoyed the game and played a certain unknown amount of time for it, like 20 hours. Well then he didn't rage quit. Even though he was getting pregressively more mad, turned off the game in a mad state, said things like "This game sucks, and the devs are assholes" or "I hate this" But no.... definetly didn't rage quit the game. Didn't rage quite Mario wonder, cause he definetly did not get to the final level then fume about how he had to do the whole level in a single run. A common thing for final missions in mario games since Mario Galaxy. He couldn't cheese it like he did with Odyssey through a glitch that was patched days later. Also definetly didn't rage quit MK1, cause he definetly did not get angry in every match cause it was fast paced and had different mechanics than Street fighter. Then got super mad that MK1 beat Street fighter in being nominated at the game awards. Definetly did not rage quit that game and hold a grudge.
My favorite is when he calls devs idiots. yet if you gave him the same set up the devs had he couldn’t code a single line. Dumb people always think they’re smarter.
His fans are something else. They're ok with buying him these games, giving him more money to play it and even more when he finishes for that big send off. Then pay his not specific bills and groceries and give him PTO. Oh and keep his members at 500+. What a way to live.
Maybe him saying he "Got Robbed" is him talking about a game he played where he almost had something and it didn't go his way. It's common for players to say similar things when playing against friends or online. If only we had some sort of idea about what game he could be referring to when saying he got robbed.... Oh well. Guess we will never know.
Who is he explaining this too ? He is asking his customers to pay for the materials to produce the product, then demanding they pay again for the finished product. What a con man .
40 hours is a giant experience? That's like my absolute bare minimum for a $60 price tag... I guess I don't have paypigs to fund the games I buy but I prefer to be able to get as much entertainment out of the money I spend as possible.
So the comment was "You hold yourself to a higher standard, when you start a game you have to finish it" and then Phil replies to that with "I commit to try and finish the games. I try to finish the games no matter what my hate watchers say" Like wtf? The whole meaning of a rage quit is him trying to finish a game and failing ! The guy cant even complete some matches in Cod and rage quits them!
@@zambitiber1394 the more I think about it, the more I realise how unfair I'm being to Cartman. He goes out every day and talks to multiple people in person regularly. The sidescrollers interview was the first time Dave had a conversation with more than one person in many years and it showed.
"Its a Mario game and its an RPGeeee.. so its kind of a double-whammy, are people gonna show up and -wanna hang out and engage and- support that playthrough." He doesn't want to hang out, he wants your money.
He can't afford the games yet will talk about ordering food Friday instead of eating at the house with the total being roughly the same amount as the game "What do you guys think?" make sure to answer so if you're not giving me money i can guilt trip you with how much you wanted this
His emphatic response to the question of game codes coupdnaje for some hilarious content. Imagine his supporters started sending game codes instead of tips. How long until he flipped out on them?
He's just saying how he wants to buy both games in front of the camera over and over to his chat. Like it's obvious he wants someone to buy it for him lmao.
How has this... thing... managed to survive so long in the world? I mean this is undeniable proof that we ought to start taking the warning labels off things so Darwinism can take effect.
The rage or wage quitting wouldn't be a big deal if he didn't say that he never does it when that's false Also this is a long winded way of him begging for someone to buy or give him enough to buy both games
He can't piss away $100 on a game, but he has... He wasted over $600 just to play MK1 & Street Fighter on PS5, played it like 3 times & NEVER touched it again...
Before we even start (big ups ATLUS), imaging being DSP. You’re half a century old, and not only are you compelled to buy every new video game that drops, you have to whine and beg to your audience to accomplish that goal. How is this any different from a kid begging their mom to buy them something?
Imagine a chef asking you 120 dolars to make you diner but its a meal he wants to make not sonething you want and like for "free" and then he wants hundreads of dolars cus he make you diner, a diner that you alredy pay for, thats DSP in a nutshell
Either 2 things happened on the week that he was "sick", either Linda and Dave visited him for that week or he talked to his tax guy and asked if he was gonna get bumped to the next tax bracket because of the new tax brackets
I just realized DSP does the reverse Tay Zonday and *moves toward the mic to snort* Lmaoo how does he not realize when he moves his head to snort he’s moving so close to the mic instead of leaning back??? WHY DSP WHY
Thank you for the entertaining *khantent*. Love getting home from a tough day at work for your commentary over Phil's begging and 1st world problems! Keep up the great work, man!
If only DSP would play a game that allowed one to do a lot of different things and do challenge runs...but DSP only cares about easy games and chases that first day views...
Gotta love how DSP says there's no evidence of him dropping or quitting playthroughs when there's entire compilations of him ragequitting games or deeming the money wasn't enough so he dropped it. Why even say that. It's so easy to produce the evidence he claims doesn't exist and it's on his own damn channel.
DSP could easily just play Game Pass & PS+ games or just do classic games that he already owns / do challenge runs. Nobody watches him for the day 1 stuff anymore because we get gameplay days or weeks before the retail release these days. He's so stuck in his ways and refuses to adapt or even experiment. Absolute stagnation.
Ohhhh bro!!! I cannot WAIT for u to release ur video on DSPs "I was robbed!" Stunt!! Keep in mind- hes always shat on clickbaiters.. He tweeted about it on his day off at like 1am his time.. it was a Mario playthru. He got 800+ viewers bc ppl wanted to hear his story.. (80+ dropped as soon as he got to his point of what happened) and he 100% clickbaited the shit outta nothing! (He was not robbed) As narcissists do, he saw the crime stats in the news and thought- how can I make this about ME? Reee.. bc he also wasted time talking about his tire being stolen. Again. Ur gonna love it.. 😂😅❤
I'm a little late to the party, BUT it really triggers me that he isn't just begging his viewers to buy him the games - something I've never heard any other streamer do, ever - but the way he does it is so digusting. Instead of just, Idk, ask them nicely, like a decent human he blames them all the time. "It's not my fault that my streams are garbage, if you don't want to buy me every game it's YOUR fault obviously, duh!" - 24:09 makes me throw up in my motuh. This smug, condescending freak. Imaginge living with him and being around him every day, alone, having to talk to him. Makes me sick, dood.
As a huge fan of indie games past couple years . Dredge , cult of tbe lamb , dave the diver , hong kong massacre , subnaturica, green hell , the forest i could go on and on for games this man would never try and alot of people love
Omg from thr 25:00 point on he is making everyone neck deep in "Everyone please pay for my business expenses so I can make money via my business" This guy forces you to hate him
he genuinely could solve so many problems by just playing the games he enjoys and his audience doesn't off stream, but that would cut into the only game he actually enjoys: wwe champions
He always Says 'I Cant afford New Games' but invariably he always Gets them in time and on time. And he wouldn't be Bold Enough to do a 'Summer of Retro' in the Hardcore Gaming Season. Unless everything was an Online Multiplayer Only Game or a JRPG he's never heard of. I call Pigboi's Bluff.
i used to love being sick as a kid to stay home from school and play video games shows i was more of a man in grade school than dsp is when shes like 70 yrs old lmaoooo
What amazes me is how DSP can talk in such TIGHT CIRCLES, sometimes repeating himself every few sentences. He literally has nothing to say and just reuses dialogue.
its the most annoying thing in the world to hear honestly
He loves 3 things in this world: Hogans, Money and the sound of his own voice.
He's an NPC... LOL. That's what I thought of when you said that.
he talks SO MUCH but says NOTHING
never use 7 words when 3 will do.. DSP uses 17.
Imagine being 41 years old and your idea of "doing whatever I want" is being able to buy 2 games 🤦🤦
after spending around 50,000 on a mobile wrestling game
Imagine paying a plumber to do some work at your house but instead of that; he comes into your house and starts crying about not having the tools to do the job to see if you give him some extra money to get them.
Imagine after somehow getting the money to buy the tools, the plumber arrives at your home 20-30 minutes late to the scheduled time to do the work and take 20 minutes bathroom breakes (assuming you have a working bathroom) while doing a horrible job.
A restaurant server is a more suitable analogy. He likes to use it. Imagine you are a customer, and a server comes up to you and say : :It's really been a slow night, I/we barely got any support on the serves. Um....'snort' It would really be nice if you can support the serves. I need money for my day off tomorrow...sounds good? Alright."
dark side plumber
too bad clogging toilets isnt a job cus phil would be rich, heard her say 1 of her toilets has been clogged for years, if thats true, thats insane and vomit inducing
@@bluesandman7566 while complaining how they hate their job the whole time cus its sooo hard and boring
A reminder: Don't ever donate games to Phil. He won't play it and he won't refund it.
Phil's self-insert "totally legit viewer-style comments that he somehow commits to memory and always says exactly what Phil would say with similar wording" isn't fooling anyone
DSP whining about having to choose ONE game instead of TWO is one of the most first world problem situations i've ever seen.
Specially with his income. And you know what's fun? He would actually benefit from being more focused on a given game instead of juggling several every given week.
People interested into one specific game will not wait until the sucker bothers to pick it up again and those who would, will get tired of Phil either failing at the game or be bored at Phil cheesing the heck out of it.
You can't yell covid and sickness when the only energy you put into finding a remedy was trying to take Amazon to task
When DSP folds his arms you know you're in for a grandpa segment
Man he really is looking haggard ain’t he.
>”$60 is alot of money to spend on a fps in 2023”
>Paid $80 for MW3 2023 and isn’t playing the Campaign or Zombies
Business skill lvl 100
Also, it’s hilarious how you can see his panic spending behaviour in full action here. “I want to buy all the games” isn’t responsible or reasonable for someone low on time and money to ACTUALLY humour.
Bought SF6 TWICE, Bought MK1 Deluxe and dumped it immediately...
@@deadexo-3I can’t decide if that’s a bad business decision or if buying almost $400 worth of video games (that you aren’t gonna play) in a single weekend is average joe gamer behaviour
@@philaryclinton2912 Definitely not the average. Phil's got a degree in spending with confidence the dents will step up.
@@philaryclinton2912
Worst is that DSP complains that CoD is the same every year. Ergo he could have just dusted off the last years CoD and played it!
@@deadexo-3don't forget the high end fight stick to play mortal kombat that he dropped almost immediately. Can't afford anything that people want him to play, but can dump hundreds to smurf on SF6 for his ego.
What I loathe about "Let me be honest" has more to do with how he stresses sincerity over factually accurate statements, yet repeatedly justifies lying about the most nonsensical accusations as a justification to "save his family."
What a joke.
"when I start a game, I commit to finishing it". Queue up Secret's 100 rage quits video
13:15 THIS is the deep down core issue right here. Dsp NEEDS to feel like he is different than all the rest of whatever we are discussing. He plays sf differently, he reacts, not pattern play.
He streams differently. In the past he would say how he doesn't act like a clown and others do. Now he says he is a game finisher and everyone else will quit theirs before finishing.
THIS is always present no matter what year you look at. He HAS to try to explain how he is different. Better. Above the others .
It's a cope. Because if he doesn't do this, he will have to accept that he is just another mediocre mid level gamer at best and low level streamer across the board.
His whole persona, his whole tiny tidbit of self esteem is completely dependant on him "not being like everyone else".
>game finisher
*Laughs in Secret Limited's 100 Ragequits*
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
Phil is both the charity organization and the recipient! Amazing!
“100% of your tips go to meee…reee!”
He has so much ‘tism surrounding his schedule because he sees himself as a famous broadcaster on some major network, not a weirdo in pissed stain pajamas talking to a personal camera in his extra bedroom.
Every time he keeps saying "Back when I was.....", I just want to shut my brain off because it's literally on repeat.
DSP better be thankful for the detractors. I wouldn't even know he existed without them.
DSPs schedule obsession reminds me of a flaw of mine. Where i have a downswing of depression and i bounce back with a flurry of plans about how im going to fix it all. But instead of actual change its like, im going to clean everything, sleep and exercise on a schedule, and run this squeaky clean house and life. Thatll make me feel energetic enough to make big plans. But life just devolves into meaningless busywork that avoids any addressing of problems
While its important to plan sometimes i find some of my biggest breakthroughs come from saying, hey lets do something unplanned today. Lets buy a new decoration, lets go to the gym late at night, try a new recipe, lets just play an old game i havent touched in ages.
Breaking routine reminds you that you have choice in your life. Phil truly believes he has no choice and his rigidness reinforces this every day.
Nothing like saying "I FINISHED SO MANY GAMES" when we have literally dozens of games he just outright quit on camera. Also, streamer streaming JUST TO FINISH a game no matter if he or his audience likes is like a chef trying to make as many dishes as possible and get them out the door, even if half of them are half-baked and nobody likes them.
Quality over quantity is an unknown thing to him.
He paid 54 American dollars, to have a chain subway sandwich delivered to him, from 45 minutes away...
He wants to play whatever brings the most support. Joy doesn't enter the ring anymore with Phil. Just the tip.
It's why he rushes to finish games before the next "white hot new release". There is definitely no joy, just greed.
Daily reminder that he still hasn't mention the game codes that he was gonna give during his halloween stream.
Werent those codes also gifted to him by some fan?
@@TheZodiacRipperYeah. He probable redeem them the moment he got his claws into them.
Hi has the mini PC thing now. He could buy every humble bundle that comes out for $30-40 a month and have like 40 games to pick from.
Fuck yes! I'm at my office right now so this came in just in time for me to listen to! The bookkeeper aesthetic you have is so unique and charming, I love it!
Erans over $100K a year, claims to be successful, but can't afford to drop $120 on 2 games....ok then
Narrator: as the b12 bombers flew over porkland its populace was completely unaware of the beg bomb about to drop on them at the orders of ackdolf pigler a narcissistic madman who will do anything for the end all be all.......tips and memberships thus begins...........the beg-pocalypse
Notice how anytime he starts to flaunt how different he is and runs things, he gets a huge grin like he's about to dumpater people.
DSP as an old man streaming in 2043
"and i'm gonna be honest with you guys, those days that i was sick in november 2023, really set me back and i need your support, i really do"
His need to stick to a schedule is borderline insane. It's one of many factors that make people think he's on the spectrum. The rigid adherence to a schedule ONLY HE is responsible for, the fact that he VERY RARELY seems like he's actually talking to his audience (always looking to the sides, swaying...), the inability to see things from another point of view or take any sort of criticism...
I have a son on the spectrum, and he's had many of these issues. Thanks to therapy and the right school environment, he's transcending those issues and is actually becoming a decent human being.
Sadly, due to his extreme narcissism, Phil will never seek the diagnosis OR the therapy he so desperately needs. Because he does NOTHING wrong, he does EVERYTHING right.
29:44 also his chronic need to complete games. Reminds me of Big Bang Theory, where Sheldon has a need for closure and can't leave stuff incomplete.
He sticks to his schedule because if he just streamed at random times, his pigs and whales wouldn’t know when to come and throw disabled checks at him. If he’s consistently streaming at the same time, the same people will show up, and the same people will support and tip. If he disbands the schedule for his own sanity or to spend more time with his wife, he’s hurting his business’ reliability, resulting in less support.
That being said, I agree with everything you said. Sound good?
@spinnaker2567 there's a bit of a difference. Yes, as a streamer, having a schedule is important. The difference is, with normal people, if something happens, then the stream is pushed back or canceled. With Phil, if it's scheduled, he mentally can't change it.
Case in point. When his internet went out, he said he couldn't have the tech come out on his "day off" because he had appointments, one of which was getting his hair cut. Now, if it were me, I'd be like "Okay, have the tech come tomorrow and I'll just get my hair cut some other time." But with Phil, sticking to HIS schedule on that day was more important. That's the big difference.
@@GoutLord69sounds good to me. Okay? You know what I mean? Snort.
I appreciate your input and expertise - I sensed something was up with Phil the moment I discovered who he was years ago, and my suspicion has always been that he has a very mild place somewhere on the spectrum.
It's hard to make that case convincingly because DSP tries so hard to be an adult in all areas of his life. He manages just the right amount of competence, but his inability to read lots of social cues (or maybe, his refusal to read them) just feels...off.
I've always felt bad making this argument because DSP gives those already ON the spectrum a bad name - people like your son strive to be more, to do more with their lives, so lumping DSP onto that spectrum with them feels like an insult to those with legitimate spectrum struggles.
“This is what a successful stream schedule could look like, but that ain’t me coach”
I will always love how he moves the goal post for what a rage quit is. Because he initially enjoyed the game and played a certain unknown amount of time for it, like 20 hours. Well then he didn't rage quit. Even though he was getting pregressively more mad, turned off the game in a mad state, said things like "This game sucks, and the devs are assholes" or "I hate this"
But no.... definetly didn't rage quit the game. Didn't rage quite Mario wonder, cause he definetly did not get to the final level then fume about how he had to do the whole level in a single run. A common thing for final missions in mario games since Mario Galaxy. He couldn't cheese it like he did with Odyssey through a glitch that was patched days later.
Also definetly didn't rage quit MK1, cause he definetly did not get angry in every match cause it was fast paced and had different mechanics than Street fighter. Then got super mad that MK1 beat Street fighter in being nominated at the game awards. Definetly did not rage quit that game and hold a grudge.
My favorite is when he calls devs idiots. yet if you gave him the same set up the devs had he couldn’t code a single line. Dumb people always think they’re smarter.
His fans are something else. They're ok with buying him these games, giving him more money to play it and even more when he finishes for that big send off. Then pay his not specific bills and groceries and give him PTO. Oh and keep his members at 500+. What a way to live.
Phil's crackhead eyes bugging out of his skull everytime he says '' I'm just being honest with you guys''
Maybe him saying he "Got Robbed" is him talking about a game he played where he almost had something and it didn't go his way. It's common for players to say similar things when playing against friends or online.
If only we had some sort of idea about what game he could be referring to when saying he got robbed.... Oh well. Guess we will never know.
Oh no, a mild inconvenience is keeping you from having full flexibility to play video games. Someone get the world's smallest violin.
Who is he explaining this too ?
He is asking his customers to pay for the materials to produce the product, then demanding they pay again for the finished product.
What a con man .
40 hours is a giant experience? That's like my absolute bare minimum for a $60 price tag... I guess I don't have paypigs to fund the games I buy but I prefer to be able to get as much entertainment out of the money I spend as possible.
He's in for a bad time in 2024 because January and February have a lot of games releasing very closely. So good luck to the Day One Begging
27:50 and cross 'Phil rambles about his 15-year legacy' off the bingo card
So the comment was "You hold yourself to a higher standard, when you start a game you have to finish it" and then Phil replies to that with "I commit to try and finish the games. I try to finish the games no matter what my hate watchers say" Like wtf? The whole meaning of a rage quit is him trying to finish a game and failing ! The guy cant even complete some matches in Cod and rage quits them!
He truly is the Cartman of gaming. Except that Cartman has friends and Dave is a lightbulb shaped head Karen who only leaves the house once a week.
Cartman leaves the house more than he does and he regularly has explosive diarrhea.
@@zambitiber1394 the more I think about it, the more I realise how unfair I'm being to Cartman. He goes out every day and talks to multiple people in person regularly. The sidescrollers interview was the first time Dave had a conversation with more than one person in many years and it showed.
"Its a Mario game and its an RPGeeee.. so its kind of a double-whammy, are people gonna show up and -wanna hang out and engage and- support that playthrough." He doesn't want to hang out, he wants your money.
How long can he talk about the fact he was sick? Remember, this is the guy who also has a 'birthday week'.
I'm just here for my 100,000 dollars
Phil hates games, and his audience even more.
He can't afford the games yet will talk about ordering food Friday instead of eating at the house with the total being roughly the same amount as the game
"What do you guys think?" make sure to answer so if you're not giving me money i can guilt trip you with how much you wanted this
"Can't" afford a 60 dollar game totally not a failure.
His emphatic response to the question of game codes coupdnaje for some hilarious content. Imagine his supporters started sending game codes instead of tips. How long until he flipped out on them?
Most people are a hospital stay or a broken leg away from homelessness. For DSP that threshold is apparently the common cold. lol
WOW!!! What a BORING SLOB!!! Yesterday cracked me up, when he was pissing his little panties about some suicide squad game. What a Knob!!!😂
Mind you that he spends 5k a month on his business, which is gaming, but cant afford even one game.
When he cried at the end of Cro-NoTipper I died laughing 😂
He'd have more times to play games badly if he didn't spend so much time discussing his "real job LARP" schedule.
"It's been slow."
"I've been sick"
And yet he took a day off.
When you need money, you shouldn't be able to afford a day off.
He takes days off and expects to still be paid as if he worked that day 🤣
He's just saying how he wants to buy both games in front of the camera over and over to his chat. Like it's obvious he wants someone to buy it for him lmao.
Why would anyone gift him these games just to hear him complain about how bad it is?
He got 3 for robo cop today
9:53 - oh boohoo, most people can't buy a game for months
This is one of the main reasons I hate DSP. Games aren't a necessity, its a luxury.
How has this... thing... managed to survive so long in the world? I mean this is undeniable proof that we ought to start taking the warning labels off things so Darwinism can take effect.
He says "I" meet "my" goals.... of other people giving him money... "he" is not hitting shit
There is literally one rule for Phil..will it make me money?
"Maybe its time for me to reassess....... WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?!" You couldnt make this stuff up.
The rage or wage quitting wouldn't be a big deal if he didn't say that he never does it when that's false
Also this is a long winded way of him begging for someone to buy or give him enough to buy both games
Of course he can't buy both games it will take money from the Hogan pulls.
This guy probably had a donation link before Saint Jude’s
He can't piss away $100 on a game, but he has... He wasted over $600 just to play MK1 & Street Fighter on PS5, played it like 3 times & NEVER touched it again...
And all this time that he spends babbling about excuses not to do something, is actually time that he could have spent actually doing something.
* Complains about the current state of AAA gaming *
* Incessantly begs for the money to buy the games and support the industry he complains about *
38:40 again he goes from I won't play BG3 to I don't know what to do it's hilarious
Before we even start (big ups ATLUS), imaging being DSP. You’re half a century old, and not only are you compelled to buy every new video game that drops, you have to whine and beg to your audience to accomplish that goal.
How is this any different from a kid begging their mom to buy them something?
Imagine a chef asking you 120 dolars to make you diner but its a meal he wants to make not sonething you want and like for "free" and then he wants hundreads of dolars cus he make you diner, a diner that you alredy pay for, thats DSP in a nutshell
Either 2 things happened on the week that he was "sick", either Linda and Dave visited him for that week or he talked to his tax guy and asked if he was gonna get bumped to the next tax bracket because of the new tax brackets
Lmfao dsp doesn't pay his taxes, he couldn't care less what tax bracket he's in
But why can't he get a bunch of $5 games!? That 12 indie games compared to ONE new release!!
I just realized DSP does the reverse Tay Zonday and *moves toward the mic to snort* Lmaoo how does he not realize when he moves his head to snort he’s moving so close to the mic instead of leaning back??? WHY DSP WHY
he does it on purpose because he knows it annoys the detractors
* I lean into the mic to snort* "Gouty Snort" 🎶🎶
Thank you for the entertaining *khantent*.
Love getting home from a tough day at work for your commentary over Phil's begging and 1st world problems!
Keep up the great work, man!
If only DSP would play a game that allowed one to do a lot of different things and do challenge runs...but DSP only cares about easy games and chases that first day views...
Gotta love how DSP says there's no evidence of him dropping or quitting playthroughs when there's entire compilations of him ragequitting games or deeming the money wasn't enough so he dropped it. Why even say that. It's so easy to produce the evidence he claims doesn't exist and it's on his own damn channel.
I love how you still give Phil helpful advice. Lol
DSP could easily just play Game Pass & PS+ games or just do classic games that he already owns / do challenge runs. Nobody watches him for the day 1 stuff anymore because we get gameplay days or weeks before the retail release these days. He's so stuck in his ways and refuses to adapt or even experiment. Absolute stagnation.
"this is the story you won't hear from most youtubers" cause nobody wants to hear about it Phil, we have our own problems.
You get the thumbs up for the appreciation quip. @12:16. I laughed
You're the only detractor I've seen who recalls that whole "I'm being honest" just equals "Listen up".
Must depend on where in the vortex you run, because that has been know for forever.
@@DerichndofCoomland I just mean most online detractors don't point it out when he says it. I'm sure most have seen the clip.
Even if he made millions per year, he’d be in the same situation cuz of his addiction to spending
Ohhhh bro!!! I cannot WAIT for u to release ur video on DSPs "I was robbed!" Stunt!!
Keep in mind- hes always shat on clickbaiters.. He tweeted about it on his day off at like 1am his time.. it was a Mario playthru. He got 800+ viewers bc ppl wanted to hear his story.. (80+ dropped as soon as he got to his point of what happened) and he 100% clickbaited the shit outta nothing! (He was not robbed) As narcissists do, he saw the crime stats in the news and thought- how can I make this about ME? Reee.. bc he also wasted time talking about his tire being stolen. Again.
Ur gonna love it.. 😂😅❤
i bet dsp sits down to pee and stands up to dump
in the kitchen sink
then washes her hands and face in the toilet
I'm a little late to the party, BUT it really triggers me that he isn't just begging his viewers to buy him the games - something I've never heard any other streamer do, ever - but the way he does it is so digusting. Instead of just, Idk, ask them nicely, like a decent human he blames them all the time. "It's not my fault that my streams are garbage, if you don't want to buy me every game it's YOUR fault obviously, duh!" - 24:09 makes me throw up in my motuh.
This smug, condescending freak. Imaginge living with him and being around him every day, alone, having to talk to him. Makes me sick, dood.
As a huge fan of indie games past couple years . Dredge , cult of tbe lamb , dave the diver , hong kong massacre , subnaturica, green hell , the forest i could go on and on for games this man would never try and alot of people love
Lol hamster operating his gin soaked brain...😂😂😂
Waa waa give me money waa waa
5:41 I knew that honest would be Phil's new buzzword and it still pisses me off that he's using it as a buzzword
Omg from thr 25:00 point on he is making everyone neck deep in "Everyone please pay for my business expenses so I can make money via my business"
This guy forces you to hate him
he genuinely could solve so many problems by just playing the games he enjoys and his audience doesn't off stream, but that would cut into the only game he actually enjoys: wwe champions
*Get sick for 3 days. Future income is ruined for the next year*
Lol what?!
I don't get why he even gets full priced games at all. He plays it a few times and doesn't touch it after people get bored with it
He always Says 'I Cant afford New Games' but invariably he always Gets them in time and on time.
And he wouldn't be Bold Enough to do a 'Summer of Retro' in the Hardcore Gaming Season. Unless everything was an Online Multiplayer Only Game or a JRPG he's never heard of.
I call Pigboi's Bluff.
Look at that subscriber to view ratio *slaps roof*
i used to love being sick as a kid to stay home from school and play video games
shows i was more of a man in grade school than dsp is when shes like 70 yrs old lmaoooo
37:28 I love how he goes from I don't know what to do to I won't play Balder's gate 3 and here's why in the span of a second talk about whiplash
Stumbled across this channel and I’m so glad thank you for the content man.
38:31 I can hear the smirk so much in how you said this lol
you caught me
I've always said he should just invest in Game Pass and PS+ since he always complains about money.