DSP Over Pays For A Sandwich And Eats It For His Audience
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- čas přidán 26. 11. 2023
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I think the mediocrity of Phil's life can really be captured perfectly by the fact he thinks a "cardboard" container is interesting and worth noting.
It’s styrofoam not cardboard lol
@@KPac1234 True, I'll add quotes to cardboard lol
But he did say cardboard right?
Also the weight was a point of interest.
@@TheZodiacRipper I was adding to the original point, he tries to make a container seem interesting and misuses words on top of that
70$ on dinner, eating with a paper plate because his dishwasher is broken. Business diploma, fellas.
Thats legit one week of groceries for one person if you dont buy anything premade lol
@ShamSoap I just went to the grocery store yesterday and got like 2 and a half weeks worth of food for $74 lol
How can you hype up a sandwich this much? This is the cat reveal all over again. I am surprised he didn't charge 2k to eat this sandwich
Imagine how soggy it would get
The best part is he brags about not having sponsorships and he basically just did a firehouse sub plug for free. Ffs Phil at least get your fast food places to sponsor you.
Complains any other day about having to resort to "Lunchmeat sandwiches" yet here he sits, glorifying a FOOT LONG LUNCHMEAT SANDWICH, full throttle regard
Nah dood this is high class deli meats. Not your typical lunch meat for the poors
@@AtlustheBookkeeper 🤣🤣🤣
This is what happens when you don’t talk to anyone outside in 20 years
Only person that was bold enough to challenge him openly in recent years was panda..and phil replaced her with a girl that probably can't think for herself.
I personally love the eating segments, it really captures phil at his most passionate. Youll never hear him as excited and authentic as when hes devouring some f00d lmao
Unless a game has a gambling mechanic in it 🤔😂
@@martinprince7773yes lmao
Fr I unironically wish he did it more (not that I watch him). As dumb as that “did I inspire Review Brah” thing was, his genuine excitement over seeing Little Caesar’s is infectious for me lol
Devouring robust style fast food**
Firehouse sounded good until I just watch phil eat it and atlus mentioning the post nasal drip going down with his sandwich lol
Refuses to be a "paid shill" but will shill out for free if it involves cheap food. Never change, Dave.
SNORT FORT.
Hes paying to shill
"I am going to partake in some food, the likes of which I have never tried before" holy shit only DSP talks like this
human style communication
17:18 I love that Phil's describing the sandwich like he's an alien who discovered human food for the first time he's basically starfire but minus anything good about her at all
I've never seen someone with such an abnormal fascination with food. "Let me get it out of it's marvelously protective shell and onto the plate and we can get a better look at it" NO. It's not a great white shark we're tagging and releasing here, stop the scientific sandwich observations.
I wonder if he hides from his wife the fact that he spent almost 100 dollars on a 13 dollar sandwhich
I never paid $100 for a single meal for myself, even when I treat myself to a tomahawk steak on special occasions.
what are you talking about it was her idea
This is like a bit from a time travel movie where it's endearing that the 17th century peasant doesn't understand that you can have a sandwich custom made and delivered to your doorstep. Except it's not endearing when it's Pheasting Phil being flabbergasted that sub sandwiches and cardboard exist.
It's so hilarious how he spent so much time talking about that "shell" LMFAOOOOO
It was not if you watched this live and in real time (I did)... He just goes on and on and on. Without saying anything at all. He is the king of rambling.
Oh shit, This the real Jackie?
Sandwich unboxing
Protective style cardboard shell
The guy paid $30+ for a sandwich and was impressed it came in a styrofoam container and was a full sandwich.
"The provolone has a provolone flavor. " i mean you're not wrong but who says shit like that
Someone who isnt thinking clearly
Someone that's trying very hard to appear smart
Can pay for an expensive sandwich, but still can't get blood work for jasper.
#JusticeForJasper
I still can't get over the fact that DSP looks like he's stuck in a SAW-trap, being forced to eat lightbulbs until he chews on the one with the key every single time he eats
DSP ate ham on stream. Time to report his channel for cannibalism, pretty sure that's against TOS. 😂
Imagine having to drive around for more than an hour to deliver this guy a sub and getting the minimum tip
DSP doesn't give tips, he only expects to receive them!
I could imagine him standing there after taking his food with his hand outstretched expecting the driver to tip him.
I've grown so accustomed to his snorting, that food noise might be an upgrade. 😅
I swear this dude has to do everything in the most obnoxious way possible
Roasted beef? Who calls it that? I swear sometimes he's a construct pretending to be human.
lol just got to the part where you said he's not human. Great minds and all that
Phil is the type of guy to call a burger a grilled beef sandwich.
only when talking about food does he get this happy. its really REALLY sad.
Wait, he paid more than $50 for two sandwiches to consume once, yet refused to purchase the GOTY, BG3, for $70~ despite it being his job to stream games?
Truly amazing work, Dave.
Business degree bro
I hate how everything Phil does is some great big new experience to him. It’s a sandwich my guy. It’s not something to write home about. If your life is so boring that a cardboard box for a sandwich is exciting to you, touch grass.
Also the way he talks about food is how he thinks “shills” talk about their sponsors. The difference is that he’s paying for the product instead of getting paid. Business major right here.
Straight up facts my guy!
God damn, the preamble attached to every thing Phail does is infinitely infuriating.. i hate him
I can only imagine how disgusted Reviewbrah would be if he witnessed this debacle
Imagine tipping a dude so he'll eat food and smack his lips. This has to be a weird fetish...
Look up muckbang fetishes, there are people who legit get off on muckbanging
@@k-ondoomer im afraid to ask what a muckbang is sounds kinky
@@k-ondoomer I'll take your word for it lol
@@leagueleaders just people eating food infront of a camera
@@leagueleaderseating a ton of food, in an almost ASMR type of way.
I'll stick with a wrapper over a giant non conforming box that my food would slide around in 😂😂
Exactly my thoughts
DSP talks like I wrote as a student when I had to pad out an essay to meet a word count.
Algernon is a lab-style mouse. He's pretty standard size, white fur, six whiskers, one of them is a little shorter. And it's weird it's called Flowers for Algernon because he's not the main guy of the story. It's actually about, like medical experiments on people. But you know authors will sometimes have like a symbolic name that is supposed to make you think about the theme of the story. It's kinda funny. Well anyway....
... I see that class, that you were a student in, certainly paid off.
I feel old for knowing the story you're talking about, felt bad for the guy and that mouse.
@SilvaShadow1990 Hey I'm only 30 and it was mandatory reading in eighth grade. So you're probably not that old lol. But yes that was a very sad story, and well told.
@@Mjsmecha 33!
@SilvaShadow1990 Yeah, that sounds about right lol. Hey, we're both aging better than Phil just by retaining the brain capacity to read. So yay for us. 🎉
Honestly these videos are some of the greatest things to listen to while driving to work.
A Hero is a well known type of sandwhich he didn’t need to explain the toppings
Phil would go out of his way to explain what a chicken wrap is.
So happy to see you on TBS. I never looked forward to a food segment more than this one. I love going to Firehouse and of all things he could talk about, he chose to not talk about the firefighter charities that Firehouse gives to out of sales instead of just contributions. This food segment is just a boring person's way of trying to not be boring using food thats actually good instead of cooked by a horse.
Dave definitely has the DashPass so I'm sure that sandwich was cheaper than $50.
Still lmao
That sandwich costs 1 tip goal. No wonder he wants to hit it every stream if he doordashes every day.
Heroes are also another name for a sub sandwich. Depending on the area of the US, some will call them grinders, hoagies, or po'boys.
Yes, but the firehouse motif does give it a legitimate double meaning.
I can't believe I'm talking about multiple meanings to the name of a sandwich. It's time to turn off my computer.
@@JohnWilliamNowak LOL All good, man. I mean, if Phil can stretch out his sandwich reveal, we can get nuanced with sandwich terms.
@@Pandora415 Thanks! I just had one of those weird moments where you're engrossed in a conversation and then you're "What the hell am I even saying?"
I didnt know this thank you. They definitely dont call them heros where i stay
The heroes were the people who brought sandwiches to striking workers (the po boys), so that's why people call them hero sandwiches and po boys.
Holy shit Atlus, I do appreciate your concern for audio listeners. The heads up, and disregard warnings are perfect. I also appreciate speeding up certain rants for our sake, but sometimes I'm on 1.5 speed myself, and then I get to hear a begging chipmunk for about 25 seconds. Lol no loss really, but kinda funny.
I try to look out for my audio style brethren.
Gotta love that he has to eat it out of frame so you can see his awful balding pattern every bite he takes.
he over explains things, because he has no social life. Not even with his wife.
I have that wierd phobia where jaw poping or chewing sounds make me unexplainably angry and it drives me insane 🤣
Trust me, you by far are not the only one. I think it's called misophonia or something.
And Phil manages (no surprise) to go further in making the sounds of eating food even more irritating and repulsive than would be average to folks like us.
I think if you sat Phil down and forced him to listen to lip smacks and eating into the mic hed have a 10 minute rant about how its bad content and theyre bad people. He doesnt care that he abuses his audience though
@@skraminc EXACTLY! He's a hypocritical piece of shit 😂
8:30 The reason why he is telling all these details is to feel important.
There is NO ONE there to tell him, "People don't care."
He is oblivious to how this look from the other side....
All these years of living in a Bubble have made him detatched from common sense.
I watched a Metokur video about phil and I noticed two things; first, he was complaining about having the sniffles or cold multiple times, and secondly, every single meal, be it a "tries it" meal or a big fancy meal, was on a paper plate. Sitting with his GF or wife, every single time was them both using paper plates. I would be he does it every meal, every day.
THANK YOU!!! for the warning I'll be skipping this one but gave ya a Thumbs up for saving me a rage quit!
Glad I could save you lol
All the stuff: lettuce, tomato, AND onion. Its got the salt, it's got the pepper. I even hear tell they put mustard on it! Truly a fully loaded deluxe sandwich you wouldn't find anywhere else.
The LoZ open treasure chest jingle was so funny man absolutely perfect lol
I started falling into the dsp rabbit hole semi recently. I can’t believe how much my man has been hyping up this sandwich vid haha. It’s crazy. He has mentioned this like every video for the last week and a half. He seems genuinely sure that his audience is going to be super hyped when he shows the box.
I cant believe he is hyping up the vid lol. If they really want to see it they can watch this and just cut me out themselves.
ladies or gentlemen if you find a man or woman who looks at you the way DSP looks at food RUN
Oh shit is dsp secretly preping to do a big giveaway, he can sign and giveaway the firehouse sub box. That would be such a great giveaway and on par with other great dsp giveaways.
I love how DSP hyped the sandwich up and then it’s just a fucking firehouse sub 🫤
He clearly has a food fetish
Well it looks like a very tasty sub but its not worth the $50 dollars Phil spent on it at Door Dash
I wanna see him dissect a McDouble. I just want to see how he pads it out.
its not dry its very flavourful chicken its freaking ROBUST.
Hi Atlus - big ups to you for making something like a boring, 41-year old guy eating a sandwich into a really funny 30 minutes. Love your commentary on Phil and lots of platonic love for you and your awesome content!
Appreciate that 🙏
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Dsp eating and talking about food is what you get if you’d ordered Guy Fetti’s diners drive-ins and dives from wish.
2 things. 1) Your condescension is on point today. Kudos. 2) I agree with the flipping of the bun thing. It's weird, and it sets off my OCD
His throat clears are obnixious
It always seems to punctuate his lies
So Phil had a lunchmeat sandwich. Funny, a 70 dollar lunchmeat sandwich seems pretty extravagant. So the next time he says he'll have to eat lunchmeat sandwiches on his day off, remember the 70 dollar sub
Also, that whole flipping the sandwich thing… the bottom bun is generally flatter than the top. So if he actually got a sandwich the way he thinks is better by flipping it, that sandwich would roll and lose all the tangy ingredients and basically just fall apart…. Which he would absolutely hate and demand a personal apology from that megalosandwichshop.
Wasn’t it $75 he paid for 2 firehouse subs? Dude is an elite specialist in wasting money he’s unmatched in ability to needlessly over spend🤡🐷👶🏻
Well he’s got whales that will continue to support his lifestyle
BeardMeatsFood is a channel where the guy just finishes restaurant food challenges and I have never seen him make such a big mess on his face that cannot be handled by napkins.
DSP on the other hand gets a mess from eating a full sub...
Begging to get drunk from a former alcoholic is something
I had so many middle school laughs at this,ty. 😂
“Taste test and/OR(?)eat”. Such a classic Phil babble. There’s no “or” DSP, your eating that 100 percent, at least some
It’s a shameless way of getting a tax write off for the meal. It was “a business expense”.
Dsp is like every yelp reviewer... heard a bunch of fancy sounding words and uses them however he sees fit.
Also fk me 50 America money for a sandwich....thats a week of groceries x_x
What is DSP is the one writing names for those products you see online with like 50 plus words just for like 1 thing?
Like this
1080p capture card 60fps full HD USB 3.0 passthrough with optical input and output option
2:18 oh god Phil is going to explain something buckle up and grab a pillow everyone
Snort Burnell calls Phil's description on food as a "Fast Food Flirting Ritual." 😆
Look how happy he is eye fucking that sandwich, now just transfer that happiness into your commentary and gameplay phil and people would love to watch you and tip you while you play and “the trolls” will go away
But remember, he couldn't afford to get Robocop. Then, he was gifted three codes, still hasn't played it, let alone give away the other two codes.
He wouldn't give those out now..he'd be risking losing two viewers and/or paypigs for the playthru
Who gifted him gamecodes to Robocop
@mrthaimaster I don't believe he said who, but the day before he got them, a viewer asked if he accepted game codes. So probably that viewer gave one of them, I'd assume. Don't recall the name, though.
Blame the idiots who keep giving him money
What is a delivery 45 minutes away cost? Dave is ballin!
This is the same guy who paid $800 for a spark plug change so I'm not surprised lmao
Hes apparently not capable of the simple problem solving method to avoid a soggy sandwich- ask for the condiments on the side, and add them right before you eat. Sogginess averted.
12:09 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Bro this is why youve jumped to my favorite detractor so fast 😂 keep up the pro teir edits my guy , we appreciate 🙏
Why is he explaining a sandwich shop
"Plus I actually think it has mustard too!" You must be pulling my leg Phil, a sandwich shop with mustard? That sounds too good to be true.
Dsp has no idea how to discern the taste of different foods
I love when Phil says "You guys have been asking me to do this for years!" because it's actually not a lie. Phil will ignore popular suggestions from his audience for years, then wonder why nobody cares anymore when he finally does them. 🤣
DEVOUR, DEVOUR!
he could go to publix get lots of meats , cheese, bread, toppings, then go home and make a sandwhich .. But the whole going outside part...
You don't turn the sandwich upside down because the top is curved and the bottom is flat. If you put it down on its curved side, it will roll over.
OMG you're right, he winces when he takes a bite.
If you were to google the word Narcissist there should come up 2 pictures, DSP and Wings of redemption! No more words needed! And before you ask, yes I’m a psychiatrist and neurologist. Have been for 30 plus years
If there’s one guilty DSP’ism I secretly enjoy it’s when he brings up the simplest things and follows it up with “let me explain”……
This guy could literally take 10 minutes to describe a penis.
No need to apologise for the eating sounds Atlus.
I mean it’s not like it was you eating the damn sandwich.
“Looking right down the barrel of the sandwich” is so damn good of a line I am 100% stealing that.
I gave up doordash when I saw I was paying over 20 dollars for a 12 dollar meal item, I cant imagine paying 70 dollars for a meal thats not in a nice restaurant and that isnt fine dining.
Im right there with you.
Ah yes mustard. The thing I think of when I see that somewhere offers a fully loaded deluxe sandwich
Now look.... look here listen firehouse subs are great subs but two for $70 is deeply suspicious
Bro talking about that sandwich is legitimately the most excited I’ve ever seen him lol
Chi-pole-lay
Here we have a lazy valedictorian folks. An easy Google search on how to pronounce this word is all that's needed.
31:03 Feasting with Phil will come back whenever he overspends on DoorDash and wants to have a chance to write off the meal on his taxes.
when I go to firehouse its like $20 for 2 people lmfao - the only place that hasn't found inflation yet
He just has to make sure we hear him chewing, nothing he could do.
I love how this guy has gout yet he still eats red meat and drinks alcohol.
Ain't gonna lie. eating some homemade porkchops watching this. Phil gets so excited talking about food and says he's healthy really bothers me. The guy who only goes outside once a week is healthy....Oh phil
Dudes too lazy to even read what's on the sandwich. He just pointed at a picture
devour, DEVOUR ! 🐷
Phil unfortunately moved to my state. What aggravates me to no end is the fact he calls it washington state. Like you dont call California, california state. It immediately makes people assume your a transplant from the east coast.
WHO CALLS IT “ROASTED” BEEF?!
Devour. Devour.
Phil talks about how he soooooo needs money from YOU but then orders Doordash a few times a week....how hypocritical can he be.
You want to hear someone describe bread the same way? Find an autistic 7-14 year old.
That kid will probably be more worldly than chef snortster there.