Pre-Coping About Joon The King’s Doc
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"I was an idiot " said while wearing a nazi hat and a shirt that is 2 sizes to small 😂
And yet it fits his arms perfectly. Seriously, how the fuck is his arm profile a straight line!?
@@nathanstreety294 I just don't understand how someone can be so fat and so skinny at the same time.
Actually I do: Alcohol. Liquor is pure calories with no nutrition or protein. So it feeds fat while starving muscles.
That's how he can be 20 pounds overweight (6'0 (his claim) @ 220lbs (his claim)) or more realistically a lot more (he's probably an inch or two shorter and ten or twenty more than he says he is) yet still have arms you'd expect on a very frail 6'0 140 person.
@@angry_zergling I think Dave has a muscular degenerative disorder. He didn't loose weight healthily. Kat's as wide as she is tall, so there is no chance in hell she cooks as often as he claims. He sure as hell doesn't subsist on chicken and turkey as he's claimed, the fact he has to drink cherry juice every day to avoid a gout flare up is proof of that.
@nathanstreety294 its insane when you think about how he pays 7 bucks for the cherry juice too. That's around like 180-200 dollars on cherry juice a month just so he can keep drinking and eating red meat.
Shaking like a tree in the wind
He sure can remember all his arcs and sagas without hesitation, but with WWE Champions he can't remember even the slightest if its him or not.
I am quite excited for the Joon doc, if only because I'm morbidly curious about how Phil will handle the whole thing
Same. The amount of coping and seething will be next level.
idk I really don't see anything new coming out about it we know the token responses Dave will bring idk I would love to be wrong maybe I'm just cynical
Deflection, denial, false allegations against Joon and sprinkle in another spoon for good luck somewhere in his ramblings.
An idiot can't change
It's always something stupid that you wouldn't expect. Like on the Turkey Tom documentary, Phil hyper-focused on the title "A Decade of Failure," something literally nobody else cared about.
He only hates it now because he's despised by everyone.
I remember phil talking about the FGC by saying, " yeah, online, I talked shit to people and acted like an asshole but in person, i was the nicest guy." Like that made it any better. Sir, that is cowardly behavior lol.
Face in the streets, heel in the sheets
Can't even stick with his go-to excuse of "I was playing a character!"
He was just building hype
@@silvercyborg you mean that in reverse? Heel in public, face in reverse?
Even though it's BS. More like badass in the streets, ass-bad in the sheets.
@@MasterCrash123 dood like wrestling i was playing a character everyone thought it was hilarious. I wasn't just a shitty person in real life it was a trick to attract viewers!
Maybe Phil not experiencing the strip and it's casinos back then is a blessing in disguise knowing his addiction to gambling.
A blessing to him is a curse on us, hermano. 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
An actual gambling addiction is still too cool for Phil. His gambling is centered around Hulk Hogan lmao
@@Ron_Jambo_ I can agree with you there. If it was casino gambling debt, I doubt even Phil with his cockroach powers could survive that.
I figure his mouth would get his ass kicked long before the gambling got out of hand
@@redlister2934 Good point. I dunno if it's changed but back when I first started working in a casino the casino itself would offer ridiculous loans to anyone with a credit/debit card. So you can clean out your entire bank account, shuffle up to the cashier's cage, and get loaned a few grand at insane rates within minutes.
And Phil is the sort of person who would fall for that very predatory trap. He's the sort of person who came to Vegas one time for a vacation and never went home - twenty years later is homeless behind Las Vegas Blvd still not knowing WTF happened.
"Nobody kissed my ass and I didn't get any money for it" - so having fun, personal sense of accomplishment, none of that matters huh. Its just about ego and money.
Lmao with the guy, its always about money. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get a horse lol
I busted a gut when he said he spent all that time with the wolf brothers to "level up" yet here we are years later and he flaunts being at level 1
Yeah and what’s also hilarious is he said he spent so much time with them and he can’t even remember one of their names. Phil really is a great friend
@@chew8087 this was my biggest takeaway as well, they created his website for free, pre built him a PC because he didn't know how, and he dumps on them and doesn't remember their names
The smartest decision he ever made was not going to the Vegas strip. With his mouthy alcoholic wannabe tough guy attitude, he'd get a reality check on with the quickness in that environment
I've spent around a decade combined working on the strip from 2007 to now and I don't really think he's any more likely to get checked on the strip than anywhere else. It's very corporate now - no kneecaps getting busted and they're very serious about not hiring criminal sorts.
But he does strike me as the sort who comes to Vegas for a weekend and flash forward 20 years and he's been homeless on the strip ever since 'cause he lost everything - that sort of thing does happen.
@angry_zergling I agree with that point. I've been to Vegas 9 times in the past 10 years and never had a cross word with anyone, but phil has a gift, and when you throw in free booze, it's a recipe for disaster
One of my favorite realities about DSP is that this guy is so concerned about his “legacy” or “leaving a lasting cultural impact”, that the moment he quits the internet he will be forgotten into obscurity in about 20 minutes.
Nah he'll be remembered as a case study.
To anyone who isn’t in the lolcow verse, he’ll be remembered simply for cranking it on stream
26:10 Also isn't this the same guy that did a Save the House stream, 2K Jasper reveal, claiming his parents were dying so people could pay him to go see them but he ended up keeping that money and his parents paid for his tickets, and over and over again.
He makes his finances every viewer's problem and then wants to say you can't ask where the money goes.
Oh yeah his parents were dying I forgot about that. How long ago was that? We coming up on a decade yet?
It's soooo easy to tell when a post was his on the forums because he was the only person who talked shit like he did. That and he would be the only one writing essays. He really hasn't changed at all. Just a few less slurs now.
5:23 I think Jaha mentioned it on WPIG, that qualifiers were different back then and you needed to accumulate a certain amount of points, or something like that.
And it was also easily exploitable, as the tournaments could literally be run in someone's garden and it still counts.
iirc haha did say that but also stated that he had already received enough points after the 1st or 2nd qualifier, so he was still wasting his time. That's just what I remember.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper time and money he didn't have from credit cards he took advances on.
I like that you genuinely give him benefit of the gout and agree when he makes a good point, while pointing out absolutely valid criticism. Meaningful style commentary.
A morning coffee and the nekro bookkeeper gossiping about the court jester. This Friday already starts good.
Great point Atlus, it's sadly ironic how DSP has a tism about schedules, yet he doesn't plan for anything past his next hogan pull. That may be a unique tism that could be named after him when his content is studied by Psych departments at universities in the future.
Saying "I'm different now, I'm not a bad guy" while doing a Himmler Gamer cosplay might not work in Phil's favor, but what do I know, the guy is a 15 year plus veteran...
"I coped nothing wrong, I coped everything correct ack ack ack"
Life just seems so hard for this guy because he just works so hard. He's the only one that plays the game right and understands how everything really works.....snort.
He says 'job' with such disdain. It goes to show you his attitude to work in general and that his self-proclaimed career as a streamer is all he could ever tolerate. He can barely stand to be told what to do by his viewers; can you imagine him having a boss?
"I don't care people caught me lying ACK ACK ACK ACK" The only thing you can be sure from Phil is if he is breathing, he is lying.
And gouting.
(super cute cat btw! Very striking bright green eyes
28:10 Doesnt surprise me too much with how he acted during the xbox showcase he probably wants to be part of the quarter pounder's circle
6:30 Freudian slip. He said if he did this now his audience would say welcome back and say thank you but then he stopped himself. In Phil’s mind people should be thanking him for the honor of him entertaining them. That’s how he thinks and that’s how big of a narcissist he is. Also maybe it’s time to get a larger size shirt Phil
When phillip uses the words "unique context" regarding things he's said and done, he means he will retcon it to make him look like a good guy.
He loves to call anything someone says about him is hateful. when he gets dunked on, that's hatful.
New setup lookin dope Atlus 💪🏿
When someone says, "I'll be as honest as I CAN be..."
There's not going to be much honesty. He CAN'T be honest because he lies to himself more than anyone else.
Having attended several major FGC events, I can tell you for a fact that even the top contenders can be found outside of the venue actually enjoying whatever the area has to offer. I remember DSP saying how he racked up insane CC debt from doing all that traveling for tournaments, though after factoring in how he spent the entirety of that time inside the venue... how the hell was he spending so much money??
I am so excited for Joon's documentary. Pig ups Atlas~
You can literally see it in his eyes he’s genuinely terrified of this documentary, because he knows it’s either gonna make or break him 💀
If he was being an "asshole persona" to entice people to go to SF events and everyone was doing it..then where are the Justin Wong (or the rest of the FTC) irc chats, videos and forum posts being assholes to the rest of the community?
What a clown 😂
I believe trash talk was common but I highly doubt they were telling people they were gonna physically fight them like bodybuilder burnell did
He's gonna skip the last third on WWE Champions. He doesn't want any dents exposed to that.
He doesn't want the dents to realize they can cut out the middle man (him 🐷) and give their disability check directly to Scopely. 😂😂
How is he not even able to wear a pair of glasses? (they're supposed to rest on your snout not your forehead piggy)
Who cares about the escort saga it's in the past.
We were differents people back then, it wasa million years ago? *snort* Sounds good ? Sounds good ot me , and by the way JakeJames Lugo agrees with me.
20:40 I'm convinced Phil is purposely trying to muddy the waters by not mentioning Chris and Teo by name because people could easily verify this story and prove any lies he tells about it
I just got to this part and lol. "I guess something happened" then instantly remembers the story
@@BigNothing69 Phil pulling his famous "I don't anything about this situation" immediately followed up by him recalling every detail about the situation.
As somebody who travels for work every week, literally from New York to California and every flyover state in between, after the first time being at a new city or location, the following visits i just do my job, and might go out and try local grub. So i can certainly understand not going out every single time you're in a location thats not where you dwell. But i also make sure every time i am in a new place that interests me, i MAKE time to sightsee. And i promise you, my job (as well as literally any other job on the planet) is harder than playing Street Fighter. He is just a weirdo who didn't have friends who wanted to go out with him to enjoy Vegas. His life has always been a tragedy of his own doing.
That makes the most sense. New place, make time to visit and explore. Repeat trip just get in and out. Dsp never explored despite wanting to and that's the dumb part
DSP is a classic example of someone who never got their ass kicked... He should be held up as an example for children.
Of course he wants to talk about his past. That's all he ever wants to talk about. And how would that even be interesting? Grandpa has already told these stories multiple times.
"im not watching the modern stuff there's just no point, I've already talked about WWE champions and all that stuff" how incredibly convenient
An IQ higher than room temperature is not something DSP space gaming is capable of. Period.
True
By the way, the AI summary's of your videos are kind of amusing. For some reason I heard your voice reading it. Even rolled an R or two.
@@JerryD9000 i didn't even know vids got AI summaries
@@AtlustheBookkeeper I dunno if it's a premium function, but yeah, it nails it pretty much spot on, and honestly gives me a giggle because of that.
The dent sea scrolls are there for anyone who wants to see how much he's "changed"
16:32 it’s so crazy how he talks about TIHYDP like people are making shit up when it’s literally just his stream replayed
Problem with Phils cope of 'being the heel' is that everyone needs to know you are the heel. Cause when literally nobody knows that they just think you're an asshole. If you wanted to be this person, it makes sense you'd talk to the other competitors in private and show you are reasonable and normal and it's all an act. But clearly nobody got that memo. Wasn't his fault, obviously.
Everything in this video, the DSP said that’s what a narcissist would say
So, DSP will just lie more?
If he continues to breathe he continues to lie. It's like an inescapable universal truth.
He STILL regularly reminds us that he was the best sf player in North America. He STILL talks about his financial situation yet bans anyone bringing up finances.
I love how he talks about not caring about his past, but he is heavily pontificating about how Dr. Disrespect was a terrible person in the past and that people still gravitated to him.
They're both terrible people. One is just more famous.
Remember the "heel" of the FGC cried, ran and hid in the bathroom when he was confronted, and actually paid his pursuers $20 to not beat him up.
In the past he has wanted two specific things. First being people ask him his side, and second people talk about the “non drama” parts of his history. His documentary will have both and I somehow don’t think it’s going to frame him in the best light. Dsp has had the same issues with his attitude his entire life nothing is going to change that.
Earth to phil... you're 42, sat in a bedroom, playing games 24/7. The end.
8:18 you are absolutely correct in your assumptions, brother bookkeeper
Why is he acting like he had no input on the Joon documentary? Joon reached out to him to ask him about things and he makes the excuse that he doesn't remember or says this is just his flawed recollection.
If he could not remember for Joon, what khantext can he possibly provide for his viewers?
I think this Joon documentary is going to kill him. He has spent all this time bigging it up but it's something he can't pull out of like he can a podcast or an interview. He has no control over any of it and he knows that any time an outsider looks at him, they only ever come away with a negative perception of him. I don't know why he keeps pushing the whole "judge for yourself" thing because it never works out for him. After the documentary comes out, we're going to get a meltdown for sure.
Phil's whole life has been a money problem, it's his legacy.
He's not waiting to tell the jaha story because it's "not pertinent." He's needs to hear what the EXACT claims are because he plans on lying and can't risk saying something joon will refute with actual evidence.
And anytime it gets brought up, he breezes right past it because of how embarrassing it was
Phil admitting he’s gonna be choosy with what parts of the documentary that will be watched is a bad sign. Even a chatter pointed out how it’ll be a bad look for him when he does that.
21:59
If I recall correctly, the case was damaged when Phil first unboxed the computer. However, he blamed that on UPS at the time. After shit went south between DSP and Chris Furtado, he conveniently changed the story to say that Furtado knowingly sent the PC with a cracked case.
4:40 I like how dsp hypes up his dominating run in 2007 yet never really talks about how he lost and didn’t win evo, basically saying he had a great regular season but didn’t win it all.
i really hate his mustache having that weird overhang or whatever it bothers me
I hate when he was talking about the lying, not just because he doesn’t care that he knows he was lying, but how he acts like there’s no way he can remember what happened 10 years ago. 10 years is not that long Phil I guess you still don’t care about lying
Wait, he talks about it being "commercial" while simultaneously complains about getting nothing out of his time in the FGC.
He could after evo see vegas.
I thought no one could ever find irc chats dsp...
"there was no negativity about me yet, there were only positive vibes until then" thats a load of crap, people have hated him since the 90's and you can find posts on youtube and forums proving people hated him through every era for his actions and shit talking. the guy had fan ridicule for fooksake
Shoutout to the dent sea scrolls for debunking these lies
@@Rossoneri2 yeah, i know everything thats ever been put into video before dent sea scrolls, but i dont know any of the stuff from forum posts so they dig up a lot of stuff i dont know from those forums which is cool :)
Wow!! What an Olympian!!!
Dsp is like the poops that are drying up in the alleyway downtown.
The amount of times he says right is driving me crazy Right guys right Am I right like Jesus
I'm really looking forward to ReviewTechUSA documentary, after the one on Phil.
I remember Justin Wong saying about DSP that he is the type of guy that would say hi and be polite in front of you but would talk shit about you behind your back.
DSP is trying to mask his shit behavior as "building hype" but he is either too arrogant or too dumb to realize how people really perceived him.
22:28 this fucking regard wanted a whole website for free. Unbelievable, The amount of entitledness and disrespect for web designers
For a dude who wants to have the truth come out and just be honest, Phil couldn't be more the opposite. All he wants is to put pre-conceived notions into people's heads and rewrite the past into what he wants it to be. You know, the exact opposite of honest.
I would be willing to bet while Phil was in Vegas people tried to get him to go out but he told them no that's stupid
It is pretty clear that DSP's own personality was heel at the time. Everything that he has told, including the Wolverine story, just shows that he was an unlikable stain from the start.
I have to know why TF he would think anyone would care about his reaction to stuff in the documentary that goes over his early CZcams days and similar topics. He acts like he doesnt already constantly say "back 15 years ago" or "back in the day"
9:43 doesn't this sound exactly like every WWE plot?
DSP is full of delulu
19:07 What?? I lied but idc.
What?? 😂😂😂😂
The pigler hat suits him so well he has to know that people online call him that but he still puts it on 😹
20:37 I gotta call bs on DSP not remembering Chris Furtado's name. He has ranted and raved against him multiple times come on bruh.
Look man. I like Vegas. It’s tons of fun. It has a fascinating history.
That said we’re talking about The Strip here. It’s not like he missed out on seeing Taj Mahal or the Roman Coliseum or something. It’s a bunch of casinos and pretty lights. Chillax.
Ironically the only time I set foot in Vegas was when I was too young to drink or gamble. We stayed at the Luxor. I spent the weekend in the arcade. I found weed in our room someone had cleverly hidden in a houseplant. This was in the 90s. My stepdad and I smoked it but it was so dry it almost disintegrated and the high did not feel normal. Made Vegas more fun though. I bought Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas at the airport and read it on the plane home. The Strip was probably the least interesting part of that trip.
The documentary gives Phillip a chance to speak on something he actually has perspective on. He lived through these things. I’m skeptical though, that he will respond with anything other than his typical self-elevating excuses. I don’t foresee him accepting responsibility for anything other than “dumb” decisions he made under peer pressure or whatever.
We can already see his warped self-serving logic doing its work here. He admits to being toxic, admits to treating people in ways society frowns upon, but tells us it was all a big act (not his own behavior) and this was part of a promotional improv skit to raise the profile of the Street Fighter scene (his motives were pure).
In one fell swoop he absolves himself of wrongdoing, robs victims of his mistreatment of their legitimacy, and justifies what he didn’t really do by claiming to serve some greater good or altruistic purpose. It’s so predictable at this point. He is constitutionally unable to be candid or show contrition over his mistakes and flaws as an alleged human being.
The fact he's "So nervous, d00d!" *SNORT* about a documentary that isn't even out yet puts a $hit-eating grin on my face.
Maybe DSP should mail me a spoon...
I don’t think a heel would be a coward if someone made a threat to them phill a heel would stand their ground also I love how he says like back then the fgc was like the wwe when really wasn’t like that but yet Phill wants you to believe that which is funny cause on twitter he thinks he like that until someone proofs him wrong of course
Preemptive retcons have begun
1:30 "Only eating crappy food..."
As if eating right is sooooo difficult.
Exuses and Humbug... 😆😆😆
One of DSP's tells for a lie is him starting with "I guess".
His excuse for the whole Blip fiasco is that he was copying Howard Stern. Is he truly so ignorant that he didn't/doesn't realize why Stern can make those jokes and he shouldn't? This guy...
DSP seems to only reach out to other content creators when he directly wants something or to keep a card in his back pocket. I.E "I was nice to you in DMs that one time"
Absolute snake behavior.
ohhhh shit are we getting a joon the king sequel??
Joon should add in DSP having a dream of getting interviewed and needing to get his side out etc
One year evo did qualifiers for seeding. Any one can enter, it's not a qualifier to enter.
DSP never left the hotel room because to him, sitting in a hotel room eating take out and playing videogames is the coolest thing ever.
He took 2 staycations and did the exact same thing.
Imagine proposing that to a new girlfriend... hey babe lets go 20 miles away, pay out the ass for a hotel room and then sit there and eat all weekend. I bet they have HBO. 😂😂😂😂
The dude is lame AF.
I'm coping at the lack of sandwich shops 😢
Maybe next time boss 🙏
I thought we were doing all we could matrix style to dodge and avoid drama, is that not a thing anymore for dsp space gaming? I guess phil is the game master and can change the rules at any moment so that he can win at life then,he can get some more of that sweet instant gratification he's always droning on about with a tears 3 goal reack stream.
15:46 why would anyone want to see him react to the old stuff? Him being on blip/street fighter/machinima/moving to washington/etc. When theres already the down the rabbit hole about that. People wanna know about the money,wwe champions etc. No one cares about his past they want to know about the present.
He can’t sit still and barely looks at the camera.
Ok seriously honest question. Are there actually "heel characters" in the FGC that are seen as "characters"? Because all of the "villains" within the FGC are actual assholes
I guess maybe FChamp but i mean...
What’s really sus about how his react to the doc is gonna go is that he supposedly is in the know of what’s going to be covered and says he’s gonna provide context to it. But he couldn’t have told Joon that context? The context is good enough for his audience but not good enough to go in the actual documentary when he was asked about these things?
I'm sure all those serial killers that got caught way after the fact would have loved to know that the secret was to just say, "that's not how I remember it and anyway I don't care"!
Big ups and small downs our beloved robust bookkeeper.
Phil with the nayzee hat talking about how he's the best and everyone else is lucky.
The late shift stream of sf saying "sadly we dident get the hat goal" while also screaming last sf stream that he's "dressing up like a fucking 4 year old" he knows it's stupid he knows it makes him look dented but he can't stop begging for money.
He said he's gonna reack to the joon doc but he will not listen to the "modern day" accusations cuz its just drama doob.
0:00 oh Joy it's the M bison hat