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DSP is pathetic.

How much do you want to bet he didn't tip the driver? I bet he doesn't believe in tipping.

Bruh I'd use this thing and get better rather than blame the game! What a waste on this guy.

16 years ago Phil was 12 Today, Phil is 18!!

1:00 you forgot to say "allow me to explain"

Basically, he tries to compare a video game to an IQ test just to justify how pathetic he is for beating it while begging.

"Well let me tell you something detractor dudes! Ive been saying my prayers to the sweaty jpegs, been taking my gout medication and hanging and banging in my office dude.Whatcha gonna do when snortamania runs wild on you?"

Can you imagine how embarrassed his father is?

I get wanting an accomplishment to have hype, but the guy actively told his audience to shut up in chat at a point and had no hype for his own accomplishment upon succeeding. What is a dent suppose to do in this situation?

He used a broken build to beat the boss btw. edit he just said he didn't change his build? What horse shit he legit changed it multiple times

in dsp’s own words “once you put the clown makeup on, you can’t ever take it off”

Big ups, short king

You got guys out there running through the ENTIRE soulsborne series HITLESS, and this guy wants a pat on the back for the most basic bare minimum thing the game expects from you ? Given his entire “career” as a “content creator” , it shouldn’t surprise anyone.

21:10 in the words of a great man "Once you put on the clown makeup, you can never take it off"

"I'm better at being handheld today than I was 16 years ago"

"I've been alot of high level things recently" So you are saying "Getting to master rank" which you've even downplayed with your own words as "Just a matter of time for any semi dedicated player" is 'high level'? Beating the elden ring dlc? That's high level? Sure it's hard but it's not high level. I've seen someone beat the whole dlc apparently with just wires hooked into their head(Something akin to that) or play with literal bananas. Or beat the game as a level on character. You say you're high level for getting the best build then getting wooped by Radahn for three streams is high level? But in general beating the game, or any game is not that hard. Whatever this other game he mentioend with the puzzles, "High level" sure buddy. Doing such high level things. Absolutly delusional. The cope is massive. Just like how he thinks he's got the worst trolls on the internet, in comparison to actually horrible people like Cyraxx, or recently Boogie. Even wings had more intrusive trolls. Or what about how he says "The internet at large stopped looking at me witha negative light" Listen my parents have no idea who you are. I've casually mentioned Phil asna example to people once or twice. nobody knows you. You are niche even among gamers to know of. His delusions are powerful at this point. Totally broken away from reality. Makes me wonder if he really does look back on his life and see he's done literally nothing, or that he resents people so hard for 'doing the same things he does' but they have viewers and money. Even has to cope that it's everyone else who uses broken strats and builds, when he very clearly gets hand held through games. No cioncidence he had that build to fight that hard boss he then gloated about beating during elden ring, when others on twitter said they were having a hard time. It was tailor made to beat that boss. His comparisons to himself and other streamers also shows that he doesn't want to acknowledge, or doesn't understand why he gets complained at while others don't despite taking longer. he is boring. he offers nothing but the most mild commentary or just anger. Not to mention his gameplay probably looks less interesting cause he kinda just smashes his face against bosses and alot of times just gets lucky that the boss decided to not be as cheap, or he by some miracle dodged properly one or two extra times so he had enough health to tank through it. And at the end it finally comes out, that old Phil. That idea that he only does what he does cause there's a reward. I've heard him say this before. And it's crazy he's not noticing it right here. but he essentially saying "I don't have that drive, because I wont be recognized for it/get a reward for it" And there ya have it. That's why he does this, for his ego and for rewards(Money) that's where his mind is at. And proves his "I love what I do, I love this job" is fake. he does it for fame and money. Which he gets neither..... so why not just quit?

I've got a feeling the end of DSP isn't too far off. A lot of his actions and meltdowns as of late feel as if though he's not far away from either throwing in the towel or having everything in his sad pathetic excuse of a "career" crumble around him and come to a scratching halt. The Joon documentary, depending on Phil's reaction to it, may very well be his nail in the coffin...

This must be the DSP equivelant to a mid-life crisis.

DSP shut up you are not Batman you are not a hero

So. Ummmm. Alright.. ummm. Patting himself on the back so hard that he almost broke his own wrist. That will be the next excuse in Street Fighter 6.

You guys need to be more positive. I for one support Phil on his journey to developing pattern recognition. I think in a few years time we might see him develop basic motor skills and language comprehension.

Pater Griffin who the hell cares shut up about it

26:55 Okay I don't give a rats ass about wrestling but at the same time Phil came off as a dickhead for saying that

26:40 why would they say a word about that because that sounds like a mundane topic even if you enjoy puzzle games why do you expect people to go 'Hey did you hear about how this streamer beat the hardest puzzle in the riven remake I'm going to give him all of my money" the levels of delusion and entitlement are absoulty astounding and not in a good way

I’ve said it before, but this dude has pride being moderately good at SF6 and beating normal playthroughs of FromSoft games with more pride than I treat my graduate degrees.

24:49 X to doubt

24:46 You're not going to try but you will end up being that guy whether you realize it or not

24:30 Again you're not Harvey Dent Phil get over yourself

24:17 the problem is that you were never a hero Phil you were always a terrible person You're not Harvey Dent Phil get over yourself

23:55 I love that Phil said that's life then gave a mini wiesau laugh it really shows how much of a clown Phil is

21:30 Because the toxic and the negative are entertaining granted their entertaining for all of the wrong reasons but they're still entertaining

21:25 Because you're boring Phil

21:18 Yeah because you're basically a dancing monkey at this point and you don't even realize it

21:09 Yeah Phil because if you did quit the game you wouldn't have done it quietly you would've thrown a massive temper tantrum first that's the news Phil

If he wasn't such an ahole it would be sad.

I really hate him saying, "I beat it legit. Without summoning." Well guess what DSP? I beat it legit too. And I had Ansbach and Mimic Tear backing me up. I hid behind a Greatshield too. No less legit than what you did.

19:49 That's because you're a horrible person Phil

It's so obvious he's watching other content creators and trying to emulate them then getting upset he's not getting the same responses from his audience. It's equivalent to following lifestyle content creators on like Instagram or something then trying to cope to all your friends why you don't have the lifestyle or how happy you are with your life and you don't need that. He's legitimately pathetic, he's so needy for others approval and praise.

I believe he when talking abkut Rich today he said Rich is a clown and nothing would ever change that.

21:26 I'm thinking Jenna with this comment. Plus the chuckle at the end. He wouldn't be laughing at a medical issue but he would chuckle about a crazy sister-in-law.

I think Phil does edibles

I WASN'T GOOD AT GAMES AND I WAS SAYING SOME CONTROVERSY THINGS .YOU STILL DO AND NOW YOU'RE WORSE. I've said this so many times we only watch you Phil cause you are Drama entertainment .

Patterns in SF6: ❌ Patterns in Riven: ✅

Not that Im a Kai Cenat fan or anything, but of course he would throw shade at a more popular streamer hes obviously jelous of. Didnt Kai also say that Elden Ring is his first souls like game? Or am i just imagining it

Hearing all this winging and then realizing he is a bison man just stings my cerebral cortex.

For a guy that claims he has fun playing games, he sure does whine a lot When he says “I had fuhn” it sounds fake You can plainly see him complain the whole time and two seconds after the failthrough, he lies about enjoying the game Stick to blowing money on Doordash and Hogans, Phil because gaming is not for you

The talk of the town? He solved a codex everyone! Assemble the press! Now I didn’t witness this monumental event because, why would I? But he says he solved the puzzle all by himself but at the same time he says he talked it through with his chat. That sounds like he might have had some help.

Figured it out by guide, off stream.

24:49 PHILL! You already are that guy... what the fck are you talking about? You do that right now lol

24:20 NO phill thats the role YOU gave YOURSELF , you thought you should act like a heel , no one made you be an asshole but yourself Phill: acts like a unlikable pos on purpose for years Also phill: why does everyone think im an asshole guize? Im so confused?¿?¿?