The Biggest Detractor : The Algorithm
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At this point dsp can only keep the blood flowing is by bitching about something. Because he obviously has no heart anymore
"you didnt program in any level of morality or intelligence" phil, programming expert. He build computers in the early 2000´s dood!! he knows how this works!!!
they really should listen to the guy that seems to be on the verge of brain aneurysm when confronted by windows updates, truly a tech genius
You didnt program in any intelligence....just like his brain then?
Dood it was his hahbee!
El Piggo thinks "morality" and "intelligence" are monolithic operations that can be just programmed in. 😂
Also, he tried studying computer science and failed, because the professor did not teach him, dood!
Love it when DSP calls people with a billion times the brain power than him a "dunce" and "idiot", lol.
Dunning-Kruger is hell of a drug, dood.
8:24 And this guy's point about entertaining an audience completely goes over Phil's oddly shaped head
I resemble that remark
😂😂😂 brilliant@@OddShapedHead_Phil
@@lukeskywalker4989 even a broken clock is right two times a day.
Oh man, I would give up a whole month's pay just so that I could implement that morality filter. DSP would be the first to go. It would be better than the Twitch ban, arch
We know damn well you would not give up a months pay
The better question would be: why does it matter to you what I do with my money? Even if I did, how does it affect you? Don’t waste my time with thirsty comments like this, please. Sounding like one of his dents right now.
@yodav9120 knowing you buddy you would give it to dsp
@@rustyrocket9117 why are yall so mad? 😂 talk about thin skinned
@@anonvoila4883 funny as hell calling me a dent but in the same breathe saying “what do u care what I do with MY money” but yall will criticize phils audience for doing whatever they want with their money 😂😂😂😂 make it make sense brother
At this point I’m pretty sure Phil is the type of guy that would call someone like Albert Einstein or Isaac Newton an idiot simply because he did not get his way.
DSP VS Nikola Tesla
Nikola: this is how electricity works and it’s pretty cool watch this
DSP: ack ack ack he’s such a moron! Electricity works because I pay the power bills you dunce ack ack ack! This guy’s so dumb I don’t know why he’s famous
Now that I think about it he would do that
DSP VS Nikola Tesla
Nikola: this is how electricity works and it’s pretty cool watch this
DSP: ack ack ack he’s such a moron! Electricity works because I pay the power bills you dunce ack ack ack! This guy’s so dumb I don’t know why he’s famous
Now that I think about it he would do that
Dunning-Kruger dood.
4:52 "Do you not understand that peaople are agnostic toward eachother? - Let's add "agnostic" to "Wprds I don't understand but will use thus Derich and the Dentheads think /me Big Brian Burnell!".
That's a common mistake. Tech bros started it (the CZcams guy uses it wrong in the original video,) and stupid people imitating them have been using "agnostic" to mean "neutral" for a while now.
CZcams is like an agnostic pendulum, now for those that don't know a pendulum is....
i was wondering that too but i'm not a native speaker, i guess he got it mixed up with antagonistic ?
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess My guess is that it was first used in a tech context in some way that made a little more sense, like that there are things you can't know about your end-users' PCs and what else might be running on them. But because tech is a business and business is full of con artists who just imitate any buzzwords that seem popular, a lot of business majors started thinking it meant "neutral."
Why yes, everyone I know agrees that DSP's divinity cannot be fully disproven. 😆
Oh boy, my favorite persona, ExpertSydePhil, has returned!
Equal parts hateful, smug, and utterly wrong every time his jowls flap, boiling down to saying whatever would benefit him most in that moment with no regard to the long term consequences or that he contradicts himself a second later.
Putting in my request for Atlus the Head of Toxic Waste Disposal. ☣️🐽☣️
Phil has very strong authoritarian inclinations. He is dying for power or for someone in power to put their thumb on the scales and put him back to where he thinks he belongs.
Well, most dictators and authoritarians were mama boys with difficult relations with their fathers. Not for nothing is Phil Ackdolf Pigler. IRL Ackdolf Pigler was in many ways like Phil.
I don’t think DSP knows what agnostic means 🧐😂
DSP doesn't understand what 'agnostic' means.
Or 'entertaining'
It is just so weird that he always says "humans" instead of "people", like he is an alien.
He *IS* an alien. Just look how he eat and drink dood lol
Onision had a VERY SIMILAR lexicon and outlook, makes you wonder.
@@DumbMuttarrogant and dumb sounds these two are
the irony is that a 'morality-styled ai' woudl probably delist phil's content due too how toxic he gets when things aren't going his way
"It's street smart vs book smart!" said DSP who has neither 😂
Clearly Phil has learned a new word: Agnostic.
Learned it existed, not the definition
So the algorithm won't hit his videogame streams because according to Phil it's not possible, you get what you get. No Phil, we in the 5 IQ range call that EDITING.
When is Phil supposed to do that? He already works 100 hours a week! 😂
Damn you're alive
There you go Phil. Keep talking shit about the guy that can make your channel invisible. He’s so lucky most people don’t know who he is.
One thing i absolutely do not understand is why he compares himself to pranks/stunts youtubers : this isn't his category of content at all, if we compare him to a lot of other gaming youtubers the reasons he doesn't hit the algorithm are painfully obvious
He thinks those kind of videos are most popular of all the videos that are uploaded to youtube which of course is wrong but popular is something he wants to be.
Pre-view comment here. That effect on the Bookkeeper is an actual robust improvement. Didn't even have to update your OS huh?
Appreciate you noticing. But yes. There was no OS update required for that one
First of all, DSP dunking on VidIQ for “not making it into the algorithm” is rich. That is a nearly 2 million sub channel that gets almost 10 times the monthly views that DSP gets.
Secondly, DSP absolutely refuses to listen to what VidIQ and other CZcams advice channels say because they refute all of his most common excuses. The algorithm only really feeds you content based on what you have recently watched and searched for, and it doesn’t automatically feed you just the most viral videos on the subject. I have seen Lets Play videos with 9 views pop up in my feed before because they were playing a game I recently watched a video on.
Finally, DSP really needs to look up words before incorporating them into his everyday vocabulary. He said agnostic like 3 times in this video and never once was it used to describe someone who neither believes or denies the existence of higher powers.
Philburt loves to use big words and think he look smart when he uses them but he really has zero clue what they mean. Like he uses thus thinking it means this.
That's very agnostic of you
In the context of computer algorithms, "agnostic" basically means "dirsregard." My word processor ignores the weather; it is "weather-agnostic." As it should be, of course.
DSP is an ignoramus with crap opinions, and I suspect he believes "agnostic" means "antagonistic." He interprets the fact everyone hates him to mean people are antagonistic to one another, and in this clip says "people are agnostic to one another."
@@JohnWilliamNowak I’m also 99% sure “antagonistic” was the word he actually meant because it’s the only one that kinda makes sense. I sincerely doubt he even knows what agnostic means in the realm of computer science, or even what it means in general.
Phil is so lazy his brain refuses to think
Surprised he wasn't too lazy just to be born.
DSP - openly admits he watches toxic content, finally. From pretending he doesn't watch vids about him to this now.
Philip : all the toxic content gets pushed to the top.
Me : not on my channel, i get recommended the kind of things that i watch.
I dont get any drama or prank channels recommended but I do get Dsp videos so I guess it pushes toxicity after all?
sounds ike he was describing himself to a tee in the intro. He always seems to find a way to self project. I guess he is good at something.
16:40 I hated this feature on mobile, so I've got it turned off. On PC it's good, cause you actually have to hover your cursor over the videos to preview them, but on mobile they'd just start the preview as soon as the video was visible on your screen, so you could never take a good look at video thumbnails.
It's a 9.5 mixed bag for me. Sometimes I like it sometimes I don't. Real indifferent hours over here
Hey Atlus I've been watching for a while and decided to watch your first videos and I gotta say something. In less than a year you've improved your hobby more than this putz has managed to improve his 'buisness' in a decade and a half.
Sorry you watched those old ones. I watched my first vid not that long ago and it was rough. Thanks for noticing the improvements
Phil loves acking about the ackorithm. I didn't see him skipping through that vid like he normally does.
I've said this before on Doody's: DSP brands his content as "pahwsitive, chill and drama-free", and that's completely deceiving. Meanwhile, detractor content usually provides exactly what it says on the very title. Of course the algorithm and audience response is going to favor the most consistently straightforward, honest and on-point content over something that only provides bizarre levels of delusion, wishful thinking and lack of self-awareness.
Huuuh?! Bugged owlgarythm mechanics, dood!
dropped my video's inputs
Ah cahm mahn Youtoob’s ahbviously buhgged
I can never get enough of DSP thinking he knows better than actual experts, and him thinking he knows more about the algorithm as the guy who's spent a decade working on it a CZcams is an amazing example.
Phil's the real expert of course
It's amazing that Phil is so bitter, he's had it better than 99% of people who've attempted to be content creators. He's made a living off this platform for a decade and a half, and that's more than most people could ever hope for. The fact that he makes a living off this still, just proves he's one of the luckiest mf on CZcams and lives one of the easiest lives that's ever been lived in human history.
3:30 oh shut the hell up Phil
So what Phil is really saying is because his videos don’t show on the front page then the algorithm is bogus. You’d think The Guy who always says he has a niche audience would understand why he doesn’t gain traction ever. And it really irks me when Phil disagrees with someone and just has to go the extra mile to be a toxic POS. Absolutely no reason to call that programmer a dunce and a moron and all these other things.
I get his videos on my front page all the time and I never been recommended a Mr Beast video. I wonder how he thinks that works.
@@TheZodiacRipper some weird pignatized explanation most likely. He really thinks the algorithm treats the site as one big pool that just recommends stuff to everyone rather than based on the individual it’s wild.
If CZcams prioritized showing non toxic content, nobody would watch DSP or detractors. DSP would disappear and nobody would notice.
"Promoting good behaviour from humans"
Holy fuck, he really is an alien
28:55 Coming from The Guy. A complete 👽 that doesn't understand human behaviour... F-ing hilarious 😂😂😂
It’s funny, cause I’ll bet that it’s all the LARPers that watch both him and Detractors - yet he thinks he has real fans
Dave is his own biggest detractor. The detractor channels, CZcams, Microsoft, the country of Argentina, none of them come close.
4:20 Phil blabbering on about things he dont understand or know the facts of.
He truly is All Alone in his own Private Hell 😈
Bro, “can you show your work please” I genuinely laugh at some of your roasts lol😂 Keep up the great work!
Glad that one worked for you. Nice to get a confirmed hit on some of these swings
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Keep ‘em up, you hit a lot pretty consistently 😂
I don't want to hear anything about street smarts from a guy who had his shopping cart stolen while shopping.
I love how he says that the algorithm is against smaller channels but I get recommendations from small channels all the time and love it.
Oh god, I can only imagine an algorithm that has programmed morality. The political censorship based on creed, race, and gender would be off the charts.
CZcams already does that in other ways. There are certain topics you are not permitted to have certain opinons on because the video is then disallowed on the platform or demonitised. The whole video can be demonised based on that. We also have the demonitision based on topics or even words in the video or thumbnail.
IIRC, it also buries certain videos or channels too, purely based on sucject matter or the youtuber's opinon.
I have no idea what an "agnostic" algorithm is (all I know is the term for not believeing in higher powers but still being open to the possibility), but it seems to be working great.
@@MirrenTheDragonKnightthat's becuz their a private company not the govt. Theirs no 1st amendment for that
@@trappestarrgaming3422Ah, the typical excuse. Funny his that never applies when it is opinons and beliefs that go against establishment narratives or companies and platforms that host those against establishment narratives.
Freedom of speech and the right to self defence are fundamental human rights, not rights granted by the government.
Naw, they are just smeared as evil people, companies, platforms, etc.
@@MirrenTheDragonKnight what are you talking abt CZcams is a private company. The same way a restaurant can choose who 2 serve they can choose what gets banned. And yes free speech isnt a god given right altho it should be to a point. I dont get your point tho I see ant establishment stuff all over CZcams shit. Toutube is how I found out abt so many fucking proxy wars and other things alot of govts would rather bury. Theirs a difference between that and suppressing hate
He never mentioned the 1st amendment or freedom of speech.
The CZcams algorithm is so good, I can watch hundreds of hours of detractor content and yet have never been recommended dsp's actual channel.
Very interesting-anized-style Detractor-style video!
DSP wants CZcams to run like the Chinese social credit system.
What could go wrong?
You have not honor! No credit for you!
11:05 never in my life have i heard someone say such nonsense. how can an algorithm favor things yet also be agnostic in piggy's brain? good lord
But yet DSP knows more than these computer programmers coming from a person file for bankruptcy twice
Phil Burnell - Phil's Fantasyland Imperial Designator of Truth & Morality
24:03 this coming from the guy who declared bankruptcy due to his terrible spending habits
every time you think he can't get more unhinged
"This guy has no brain cells in his head !" yeah well even if that was true Phil I bet he knows how to use a washing machine and all the sinks in his house work just fine.
21:29 I listen to your videos in the background at work all the time and enjoy them quite a bit.
I get nothing but wholesome, informative and interesting videos in my homepage. Quite literally you are what you watch. The algo feeds you more of what you engage with, so DSP gets nothing but 'toxic' detractors. Thought you didn't care about drama DSP?
I've been following DSP off and on for some time, and I'm amazed at the cope and denial DSP gas been displaying. I think the Fall arcs gonna be fantastic
0:15 how funny that that's every thing that the guy is and then some he forgot creatively lazy (Big ups on the cold open 😉)
0:28 Phil perfectly describing himself in less than 10 seconds.
wow. On those first 25 seconds you can see a masive projection from Phil.
He doesn't take in consideration that if there was more human involvement he would be one of the first ones gone and dead out of youtube.
Phil genuinely believes that he can change the algorithm by spam upload his crap kahntent.
"Someone who isn't trying to gain the system." I almost had a coughing fit with that comment, he seriously was trying and admitted he has done it in the past.
29:39 It's funny how he describe himself.
I just thought I would say @Atlus the Bookkeeper - You hit on something with the longer videos. Because your videos are typically over that 10-15 minute length and what I am usually doing while listening/watching to your videos is work. So I put them on and just let them aimlessly run because first I respect the creator and want them to get the bag and second because usually if I skip through it, I might miss something. With DSP, there is neither respect nor anything to miss.
Dsp is a absolute legend all the video proof and he spins it 360 and double splats on the snortsacks how can he not see what he watched😂
Phil learned a new word today. "Agnostic" will be spanned profusely.
While sad and pathetic there are not many such cases as dsp. Letsgo, felted, etc.
I love that he just keeps saying agnostic with no understanding of the word
So much emotion so much detail in ever stroke , perfection in a physical form, skill that only artist could dream of having… all blood, sweat, and tears put into a self portrait 11/10 for the DSP fan Art
Phil wants sky net running youtube having terminators terminating videos he doesn't agree with
DSP streams only for a check and he makes is known everyday and he understands positive backwards.
Phil is the type of person that would have trouble solving a 1×1 Rubix Cube.
Ohh Phil talking about street smarts, how rich....Yeah Phil you totally knows all about the outside world when you gets doordash every day delivered to your gated community and only waddle out once a week.
The most frustrating thing about Phil is that, even if he has a point on things like the CZcams algorithm, all his points fall flat because he always makes it about himself. He always acts so envious of other people's success and pretends to act empathetic to try to hide it, but he couldn't be more transparent even if he could actually turn invisible.
hmmm kind of like how DSP had the big channel years ago and put out 60 videos a day to "game" the system pushing all the smaller channel's videos down the search list, but now that Phil is on the other end of the stick.. IT'S NOT FAIRRRRR! REAP WHAT YOU SOW PIGGY!
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
it actually is to the point it makes my blood boil to hear Dave complain about people stepping on others to get ahead when he's having jealous rants all the time, or when he brings up positivity when he insults people on a daily basis because he's that miserable
edit : like in this very situation he talks about positivity while being a pos to the people in the video, if youtube worked like he wanted he shouldn't be recommended to anyone (good thing his laziness and toxicity already does that)
DSP could definitely make the mute video preview thing work for him, he just needs to put a short highlight reel of the segment at the front. Quick note of a timestamp the most exciting bit (I know I know) when he's streaming and then as he's uploading and editing after the stream he can go to the time stamp he noted, and cut copy paste that part to the front. He likes being on camera, he can do a sentence or 2 after the highlight introducing the segment and it would feed his ego a little bit.
Well pack it up guys, we'll never get that Phil vs Atlus vidya! /s
23:20 :OOOO sandwich shop time!!!
23:22 : My Disappointment is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined
Got you with the fake out. You see, i got your hopes up, disappointed you, and then gave you what you wanted.
This has the same energy as when he watched a video about rollback netcode and heard "It guesses what you're going to do next" and took that to mean it's some sort of learning AI that favors spamming.
The Guy (TM) always misinterprets one statement and doesn't absorb any other information beyond that.
😂😂😂😂 Phil talking about timestamps?! I may have to take a trip to DSP space Gaming to see what these timestamps designate as chapters/sections. The only thing I could see Ai doing is timestamping each break to beg.
It wouldn't have mattered what the guy, Todd not DSP lol, said, DSP had to disagree with him. He has to explain why he's a failure, but how it's not his fault.
In regards to that first comment at the end.
Yes, it is as easy as just letting it update when you shut your computer down for the night. The issue? DSP never shuts down his electronics. He just puts them in sleep mode, unless you're that first Switch he had where he disabled sleep mode and left it on all night on the dock.
God every stream by DSP is: “This is BS. It ruined my business. But I’m still cool and know everything so gimme money”
"Human input"? Who else would use this tech?
He is just enraged that detractors are more popular then he is. The algarothim is just pointing that out
I would love to see his homepage. Just to see what he watches to get a eye on what he thinks is good videos cause what you watch on youtube is what gets pushed to you.
it was basically phill saying "Nuh-huh" for several minutes
As always, the only things he'll agree with are things he "can't" do anything about. Anything to remain a helpless victim of circumstance who can do nothing to improve his situation.
23:55 - Is this Phil trying to say he's "street smart"? That he's a "people person" unlike the CZcams employees? He claims they don't actually talk to people - while he cowers in his gated community avoiding all social contact for fear that every person outside his home could be detractors. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*
Bro hates youtube so much, you'd think he'd go stream somewhere else.
If only twitch apologized when he told them to
Even the people making fun of him get WAY more views than him. He needs to accept his failure is his fault.
I get recommended detractors a lot, shout out obviously, and never actual DSP content so the algorithm is doing something.
"Sorry, no Gamekeeper Atlus for anyone expecting it."
Whelp. I guess I should unsubscribe then. My hopes have been dashed, crushed, and spat on.
Joking aside, do not underestimate the stupidity of DSP. If there is a limit to how low he can go, he will break that limit and go even lower.
EVERYTHING'S TO BLAME but him and there's NO contingency plans. It's like a guy seeing his house flooding slowly and complaining everyday about the weather, global warming, etc, while sitting on the couch watching the water get higher every day. He'll stay on that couch complaining until he's totally submersed, instead of just swimming away or getting in a life raft. Of course he never thought of a lifejacket. That's nonsense.
Now I am fully convinced that Phil sees modern technology as a detractor.
All this complaining Piggy is doing about CZcams and it's algorithm, but he won't leave.
I love the fact a man who is a washed-up fighting game CZcamsr who declared hinself bankrupt has more knowledge than an employee working for a Multi-Trillion dollar company.
Imagine speaking on something you know nothing about even though it is supposedly your job and you've had 16 years to figure it out that's DSP
I can't get over that he literally just admitted to the entire world that almost all of his "audience" are larpers and detractors. We know Phil is too 'tistic to keep certain things to himself, but WOW.
20:45 I saw you speedrun a halo game one time, the atlus the gamekeeper dream is still alive
Lies and heresy over here folks watch out
It was atlas the tome keeper your evil twin
How dare youtube not program the algorithm based off Phil's morals and interests. How dumb can they be?
Just remember. Whenever Dave starts ranting, he's talking about himself.