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Leave it to The Guy to yell at somebody for bringing up his personal life and then talking about that aspect of his life for the next 20 minutes.
and it having been something he talked about extensively in the past. He's told this entire story before, but it's none of your business.
Phil just loves needlessly using extra words like "food waste disposal" to make him look smart when he clearly isn't.
Accuracy is very important to Phil, yet he calls it a "disposal." It's a disposer, nudnick.
Moar word mean moar smort!
It is literally a west coast thing due to people putting regular garbage into a garbage disposal, so by law over there, they were relabeled as food waste disposals instead to prevent future lawsuits. People are just dumb (or scammy) like that.
Guess what food waste is Pigler? Garbage! 😂
THE CLEANING OF THE DISHES
They order Doordash 5-6 days out of the week and insist on using paper plates all the time of course they have too much trash.
Exactly. These two, if we really are to believe that Khet is actually there full-time are absolute consumers of the most disposable kind.
"I want to keep my personal life and professional life separated...now guys time for phils day off where I tell you the same thing I did last time but in the today style"
“Homeowner doesn’t have tools” was not a revelation I was prepared for.
Even when I rented I still owned at least a set of screwdrivers and other essentials. He really is the laziest person
@@fatesfrozenflame Same. I always keep a set of tools just in case of something breaks or has some minor issue. Much cheaper paying about $50 once for a decent enough tool set than to pay hundreds or more for a professional to do it.
@@amorasilverspark Well Phil has pignatized himself into thinking any type of repair requires a professional to handle instead of taking the time to learn and maybe spend money on a part or tool to get it done and your own time.
He taped his coat rack on the wall and gets mad when it falls down 😂😂😂 he is legitimate regarded
First plumber probably just CLEANED his DSP's original one. Second plumber upsold him with team killing plumber slander.
The amount of trash that is in phils house is only rivaled by the amount of trash he puts on the internet lol. Great video, dood. The gout line caught me off guard when we watched it live lol
My theory is it's mostly Door Dash containers and he throws out his cat litter instead of sifting it.
@@BenHeckHacks it would explain why DSP is ALWAYS buying pet supplies every week. Dumb idiot probably throws away all the sand in the literbox each day.
3:59 That's not the law in WA state. That's the rule in HIS gated community.
I'm more shocked he hasn't joined the HOA board he loves being a Karen so he can make the rules
@@ayajade6683 He's too "busy" pulling Hogans to do anything else.
I just looked it up if he has so much trash he can get a 64 gallon trash can for $49 a month instead of his 32 gallon for $25 a month but I guess that's too much money for the guy
dude that's Hogan money not gonna happen
That second plumber 100% saw dsp and knew he could uncharge his stupid ass.
Some people can spot a mark from 100 miles away
@@quiquiqui420 Well, the hairdresser's place of work went out of business, so he has to go elsewhere for that, but will likely get tricked again to pay more for something cheap.
What works be godly is if that plumber was the same dude that sold him that business style Internet line all those eons ago lol. Probably telling the story about how he hustled the pig roach twice in 2 different industries almost 20 years apart from each other.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Sad part is that Phil telegraphs it. He talks about street smarts all the time but has no survival instincts to deal with that kind of thing happening to him.
@@boswelldoddler5235Phil uses the term “street smarts” but he also had a breakdown when he took Kat to Burger King in Seattle for her birthday and saw a homeless guy sh**ting up in the alley beside the BK…. In SEATTLE. He was horrified that The King wasn’t keeping the streets around it clean and by that I mean he was mad that BK was “allowing” people to do that “near” him while he’s eating… again, in Seattle lmao the guy has nothing but gummy bears between his ears
this thumbnail is legit a poster i would want, minus the guy's face
Thats a shame because I had a version without the guys face that woulda been perfect
Photo shop works
Me and my family never had issues with our mid size bin, despite the fact there are 4 people and 2 cats living in here.
We only had that much trash when 5 people And 5 cats were in the house
Need to doordash more
To be fair Kat is as big as 3 people and Phil doordashes for two and drinks for six so...
Phil is that guy that when he walks up to a store people know he will eat every line of bullshit they sell. I'm surprised they didn't hit him with 15 year warranty for only $750 a year.
GOUT, in the Old times it was known as King’s decease, cause only royalty and very wealthy people, had the funds to indulge.
Let that sink in
Well, he is the King of Hate...
There’s no difference between a garbage disposal and a ‘food waste’ disposal. No one, and I mean no one assumes you can put garden waste or straight GARBAGE down your sink. What the actual F?
I wouldn't be surprised if he was putting metal cat food cans down the disposal. Lol
We now know why he had such a hissy fit over steaks. Steaks can cause him a gout flareup. "If I can't have it no one can REEEEE!!"
For someone who insists that they keep their life private "to protect my family" from "trolls" and "conspiracy theorists", Piggy sure gives out a lot of details on his "private" life.
Add in the fact he has not changed his phone number or his address since he was doxxed years ago.
If you could measure by weight all the unfinished door dash that disposal has eaten you could measure the sheer mountain of money he has literally flushed down the drain.
It's in the 6 figures.
Never ask a woman her age. A man, his salary. Or a DSP about his Mowen’s T-35 HP Motor.
Yes he is talking about food and allow me to say Phil is that kind of guy that throws away everything that is in the fridge before his day off.
DSP has the biggest and the most smelly ecological footprint in all of Western Washington.
Also lets not forget that the management confirmed that the bloodwork for Jasper was indeed not necessery. Just as that Twitch employee sent Phil an email spilling the beans about his lost partnership. He always makes stuff like this up to confirm he was either scammer and/or was right all along.
His house must be a pigsty
The garage is at least.
@@TheZodiacRipper Time some Renton trolls contact that gated Community's HOA to get the ball moving on the "got kicked from my gated secure pigsty arc"
It's no doubt a very unclean-anized style snort fort
The "don't drink your (physical) pain away" comment is almost cartoonish, I didn't realise this was a thing real humans considered. More evidence Phil might not be a human-style
I just replaced my garbage disposal myself after watching a CZcams tutorial. Pretty easy procedure for a normal adult.
DSP shouldn't be talking about his wife like this.
How did I miss last night's release?
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
My sister with her husband, two kids, a dog and two rodent-sized pets the kids have somehow manage just fine with one trash can every two weeks... So how are these consumerist slobs using TWO of them and still can't handle it?
Ive been in the same place for a decade and my disposal still runs fine. I have to tighten it up every so often with a hex wrench, but it still works because I don't chuck all of my leftover style foods down the drain.
He really thinks he’ll be able to refinance his house 😂
I can't understand the concept of wasting so much food that I'd need a waste disposal. Its just bad planning. I throw food out like 2 or 3 times a year.
As a plumber style individual for over 20 years, I can tell you the disposal is a gimmick and the worst thing you can do is put all your food down them as the drain line for a kitchen is 2 inches and runs for many feet. unless of course you want to have many drainage issues in the future than, please be my guest, listen to dsp and his idiotic hoa. ppl like him give me job security
As a plumber style individual for the last 3 years, I would tell a customer the same thing. Also, "plumber approved butt wipes" are total shit.
As just a normal style individual I still hold the opinion that you a.) Don't really need a disposal and b.) If you really wanted one, you could install it yourself.
Seems like drainage issues are a constant in Phillup's life.
How about bacon grease in the toilet?
@@paulturner4684As a regular style person who purchased a home that had a cracked food style waste garbage disposal, it took longer to find the replacement at Home Depot than it did to actually replace myself.
Listening to DarkSydePhysician_space_Gaming talk about his gout and "food waste" disposal gave me an intense headache. It's like hearing a child cosplay as an adult.
Atlus the block-buster employee
Man I can’t believe how thoughtless DSP’s aunt could be. If she had just told Phil about her gout, he could have never lived an unhealthy lifestyle.
You should add a chat command during streams !gout and it just plays the sound effect of DSP saying gout in that high pitched voice
Good idea
Well it’s a good thing he doesn’t address trolls or drama or any of that nonsense!
That "ZhoOOoP!" Thing he does seriously kills me every time! I'll just be listening along then suddenly he Zhoops and I'm just left there laughing hystericaly and have to rewind the video.
😅
Zhoooop is an excellent sound effect I hope he does it all the time forever
@AtlustheBookkeeper I think it's Mighty D, who does a bunch of little techno skits with his zany boomer-style noises. The Snortex, she is generous. So much great content from you all!
🙏💖🙏
Don’t forget the grocery bag theft lore. An employee told DSP he was wrong then another one who overheard said DSP was right and it was likely someone stealing his stuff. Pepperidge farm remembers.
Phil is just a conglomeration of contradictions. He wants a clear separation between himself and the people that pay his bills, but he's also dying to tell someone...anyone that will listen all the mundane and boneheaded details of his life.
A story he already told once no less.
he is basically the og dent head a flat head if you will.
Doesn't speak to his parents, has no friends, has no connection with his wife. They say no man's an island, but this guy's Tristan Da Cunha.
And I'm not sure whether it's irony, tragedy or both, but without the LARPers and detractors keeping him on the fringe of being relevant, he'd have *even less* people to share his mundane and avoidable troubles with.
I've said it many times, I'll say it again. If he says he's above drama, he's above responding to trolls, above negativity? Then he shouldn't do those things. Claiming you are one thing and then being another is one of Phil's biggest issues on this platform. Just be real for once.
I'm with you in the theory that Leanna was the only one responsible enough to operate some of the household wondrous machines. She was wild and annoying, being so young, but not dumb, far from it. She was lucky to escape
I appreciate the reference to 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream'. If I wore a fedora, I'd tip it for you, cultured sir.
Even as some who lives with a parent, buys sometimes too many groceries and eats out a bit too much (such as ordering door dash) we still don’t get that much of a issue with garbage, in fact I remember having a debilitating depression where I only ordered door dash and still didn’t have that issue. Makes you think just how wasteful someone else has to be
"Nurgle style AOE". Made me laugh.
"When you have a house where you do normal things"
Phil is a normal human being, just like you and me
No amount of ranting can hide the truth: DSP absolutely loves the detractors. They give him a way to stretch out the “podcast” for even longer, ensuring there is less time he has to devote to poorly playing Elden Ring and Street Fighter.
It’s also mind boggling that he has so much food waste it sounds like him and Kat have to literally set aside time on the day off to dispose of expired food. This guy must spend 20 full Hogan pulls at the grocery store every week on stuff he won’t use. It would be more efficient and less wasteful to just shove dollar bills into the garbage disposal for their weekly ritual.
As a relatively new home owner (1.5 years) I can not fathom not owning any tools. I’m not the most handy individual, but there are tons of DIY CZcams channels.
I didn’t have a garbage disposal in my kitchen and my wife wanted one. So I did about a few hours worth of research, got one for about 100 bucks and installed it and wired it myself. Thanks CZcams for showing me how, oh and it only took me about an hour and a half to do this. DSP is completely and utterly inept
"it's like people don't know how to behave on the internet these days."
Most hypocritical thing anyone has ever said.
I live just north of Phil. Ever see those giant green and blue bins in his garage? Trash and recycling. It goes out every Friday. Along with the equally large food waste/compost bin. He is getting his is HOA rules confused with county and state rules.
Food waste disposal because if he calls it a garbage disposal he will forget he can't put trash through it
Phil and Cobes are the Avatars of Nurgle in the current era. Hell one of’em will probably BECOME Nurgle by the 41st Millennium. TMDWU Toobz 🤘🏻
European here, how large is a "mid sized bin" in litres? We have these standard size residuel waste trashcans that hold like 60 litres. We don`t have any sink waste disposal over here mostly because they are just awful for your pipes, gets stuck there easily. But we do however seperate the waste in paper, plastic, residual and biological waste so just having the garbage truck come around every 2 weeks is no issue at all even with 2 adults, 2 kids, and a bunch of pets or even with 4 adults and 2 big dogs.
Wow so yeah 60 lt is 15 gallons , we don't even have trashcans that small inside our houses lmfao medium cans are around 32 gallons and large ones are around 55 gallons
We call the "food waste disposal" a garburator up here in the maple style region and I think that word would've put the guy into anaphylaxis.
Sounds like DSP could feed an average African village just with his "stringy-style" veggie scraps. Also I find it ironic that he boasts about weight loss when he's recently admitted to fattening up again.
I was also wondering what happened to his gout, I’m glad someone asked
1 medium size thrash can every two weeks is indeed too small wtf holy crap, am I a DSP STYLE INDIVIDUAL!?!
edit: oh nevermind, they don't count recyclables things on that medium one. Thanks God, I'm not a DSP STYLE individiual, snort. Ack Ack ack
He actually does have a hammer. It's like the only thing in his tool drawer.
You are right he has that weird hammer crowbar combo thing. My b
I am guessing about 80% of his household is broken.
god imagine the smell if his garage if filled with trash still
28:00 It's worth noting gout isn't something you manage with carefully considered cherry juice shots, you just stop eating shit that makes it flare up and that's it. He's still such a burger munching, steak love, shrimp inhaling booze fish he has to drink cherry juice every single day to keep it from coming back.
I have an in sink erator that has functioned perfectly for 8 years
Imagine being such a tremendous "dunce-style dunce" that you dont know what kind of disposal you have
Big ups to the guy in chat bringing back the gout.
He randomly dropped shit about Kat's ex on the sidescrollers despite nobody asking so I think its likely he would just randomly blurt out any other private information about her
He’s been losing too many chargebacks for not reading the tip message so now he’s berating the troll tips instead of ignoring them.
Wouldn’t be Phil if he didn’t twist the fact he bought the wrong disposal into him being the victim and being scammed when he had the power to research these products himself and not just go with whatever the plumber says…which he still did with a different plumber.
Big pop for the Genovaverse crossover
I have a theory that Philbert goes out for his groceries run and fill a shopping cart all the way to the top, not because he is an impulsive consumer, but because that fills one of his weird checkboxes of what a responsible mature successful adult style individual does. Probably imitating what his parents groceries used to look like. Then proceeds to eat none of that, because of the intense door dashing and when next week arrives, he just shoves all the food down the waste disposal and do it all again.
I consider myself the least handy man type person ever, and even I was able to replace my garbage disposal in my sink with little effort. You literally just twist off the old one, twist on the new one and plug it in.
You don’t understand, Atlus. He did nothing wrong to get gout. He did everything correct. It’s his auuhnt’s fault.
@atlus the Bookkeeper - So I was just curious and I have a friend who lives in the Snortex area ... I was curious and asked about garbage pickup. They are allowed 3 cans total - 1 recycle, 1 food waste and 1 standard garbage can every other week. The recycle container must be blue and can be up to 96-Gallons, the food waste / organics must be grey and can be up to 64-Gallons, and the regular garbage must be green and can be up to 96-Gallons. That means in total he can dispose of 156-gallons of trash every other week. My area I'm allowed 64-Gallon trash every 2 weeks and we do not even come CLOSE to filling it.
My father said dont make it if your just going to throw out if you dont like leftovers then dont make so much. Hearing him waste food is something I dont like to hear. one of my big Ps I have in life wasting food.
dsp has no tools. me looking in my PARENTS garage at the tools I bought myself to fix MY stuff. "hmmmm this hammer looks good" *proceeds to smash it against my head* "i finally get him now!!!!!"
Big ups to all my fibrous style detractors
I don't understand why he keeps lying about the garbage services in WA. I live in WA and what he says is just not true. We have garbage disposal every week.
Phil's waste disposal situation just boggles my brain. He could spend an additional 30 dollars to put another can out. That additional 30 dollars is for up to 300lbs of garbage. That is unless his HOA has some really strict rules in addition to King County. He has the option of the community compost if he doesnt want to cram everything down his sink.
Phil, your garbage disposal is not a catch all for every piece of food waste you have. Its supposed to catch scraps from your dishes when you wash them and grind them up so your pipes dont clog on large pieces. Since he doesnt wash dishes and eats off of paper plates, why doesnt he keep a bag or something to hold the compostable food waste and then every 2-3 days take the food waste to the compost bin. If Phil just cut out the doordash and eating off of paper plates, he wouldnt be in this situation where his house is overflowing with garbage
30 seconds late, closer to being on time but you get no leway with me game skipper
“Stay away from people on Reddit that are talking about old stuff from a year ago. Now sit here for 10hrs and listen to my story about a cheeseburger I ate on July 9th 1992”-Dave
Phil is the one to correct things that don't need correcting.
Shoutout fibrous style! This dunce over shares every aspect of his life and then cries about detractors invading his privacy. How does he never realize he’s to blame for it.
There is no way he's filling that can without a ton of door dash. It's not a problem at all where I live.
He has a pet. One. Ain't that serious.
And he's gone from being an alcoholic to "almost" an alcoholic.
He's a liar.
Tbf @AtlustheBookkeeper Even if Kat were responsible for breaking anything, I think you should consider how hard it would be using these appliances with hooves.
Thats a very fair point 🤔
Thanks for the comment about phil not knowing how to use his washing machine. You reminded me that I had a load to put in my dryer
😎 hell yeah, chores
He just likes to hear himself talk, and the only people who care are larpers and trolls.
😂😂😂did you just say *"Nurgle Style AoE"* I'm done with the Snortverse for the day 😂😂😂
Yessir. The necrotic plague style aura the encapsulates him
My god, him immediately correcting that commenter on the use of the words 'garbage disposal' and then mush mouthing the rest of this apparent industry insider's dissertation on the best disposal equipment in his opinion was just peak comedy for me lmao. Like what a fucking ego on this no-load.
Phil may not be wrong about people on Reddit, but I'd sooner trust a Redditor than Phil.
Love the pisslord reference !
Is the aunt with gout the same one he complained wouldn't be able to give him rent for living in his Connecticut condo when she died?
Yes, I do believe so, aka the gout mother
I can see Phil jamming a screwdriver or something in his disposal unit too unclog it or attempt too make it work faster. And about his access garbage, Im sure if he took it too the dump himself they would charge him a lot less then when needing it picked up.
I think in DSP's case it would be ANI (artificial non intelligence)
He admits he's putting everything he doesn't want to throw out down his garbage disposal. That's just asking for it to break.
You're really only supposed to put already chopped up, etc small bits of food. It's not designed to be an industrial food removal system.
He's just too lazy to throw it out & maybe, wait till heavy duty trash day when he's got more than the 1 trash can?
"I don't talk about trolls or detractor content, ever ack ack ack you know what im saying? they're so stupid"
"now allow me to talk about troll tips for 30+ minutes"
ack ack ack 🤣
Dave is one of the easiest lolcows to troll. I love that he addressed the gOUT allegations lmao 🤣
Holy crap! He’s admitting that he puts all his food waste down the garbage disposal! That’s terrible for your pipes! And he lives in a middle unit condo! I lived in Seattle and we had a trashcan for food waste. You bought biodegradable trash bags for them. I’m 95% sure that Renton also gave him a food waste trashcan, too.
loving the 40k reference, as a death guard player grandfather Nurgle
How do you expect him to put his doordash containers in his garbage disposal? 😂
With the way he talks about garbage and how much he has for his wife and cat you'd almost assume that the cat was actually a big cat and not a housecat
Former alcoholic who "doesnt drink as much".... the medical community would like a word Phil...
You should be recycling 90% of your trash. As a married man who only lives with his wife and has no children if you have to empty more than one trash can a fortnight, you have a problem.