I love when he says "these people are scrubs they use patterns and they don't know the basics of fighting games they just mash buttons and they are mouth drooling morons" And yet he can't beat them. How does that make you look Phil? You can't beat people who don't know what there doing?
Don't you know that these scrub tactics only work online dood? It's impossible to beat them except for all the other players above Phil's MR who beat them all the time. Sound good? Sounds good to me and by the way Capcom agrees.
He tries to dodge this fact by insisting that scrubs aren’t playing correctly, whereas professional former FGC 4th place champion Phil exclusively plays correctly. Which is absurd on two levels. It’s completely self-serving and it’s surreal to watch a grown 42 year old man dictate to others how they should play their game that they bought. Even worse, instead of confronting them he just throws tantrums on his streams. Despicable.
@@skullmastermasterofskulls3843 ah yes ahnline cahmbows that only work ahnline And how would philbert know what does and dosent work online and offline when he leaves the house once a week and uses his "back injury" as an excuse not to go to tourneys.
"They're try hards" So, because you're NOT a try hard, you can't compete or "reack" to their combos fast enough to beat them. I thought that was called "having superior skill," but what do I know I don't play fighting games.
It's only skill when dsp beats up people who don't know how to play. Any time he loses, it's lag... Or he was too hot. Or the player was doing a pattern that can't be beat. Or chat was bugging him too much. Or there is something behind the scenes that is bothering him, but he can't talk about it. Etc.
Calling someone a try-hard for playing to win is such a ridiculous insult. Whenever someone tosses out that insult, my immediate thought is; "Are you NOT trying hard to win?"
if you are better than him you are a pattern player, try hard , but he doesn't have time to level up and beat you cuz he plays numerous other games at level 1 as well..
As someone who fenced in high school, Phil complaining about “flowchart players” pisses me off so much. In a match, you have to identify an opening or attack and respond instantly if you want to win. The only way you can do that is by drilling moves over and over until they become second nature to you. “Flowchart players” are how actual combat in real life works.
Also, there's this catch-22 that Phil has created. Someone who plays optimally is a flowchart player, but someone who doesn't play optimally and takes more risks is just randomly mashing buttons. There is no series of inputs you can enter that will convince the pigroach to shut up and take the L.
Yeah, flowchart players is ridiculous. You mean the people who know what combos and moves work, have trained extensively to use them effectively, then use those combos? Those players? I main Manon and there are some specific things you will see me do A LOT. Because they work. I guess I'm just a tryhard.
@@alucardsfate9504 I mean the whole point of Street Fighter 2 was it was the first game with combos, you could use one move into another and the other player couldn't do anything until the combo was over. Philip is complaining about combos in a fighting game.
A mixture of entitlement and nothing ever being enough for him "If spitting on the plate you ate off of was an Olympic sport, Phil would have the gold medal" - Turkey Tom
Let this be a lesson on what lack of humility does, always be aware that you are not the best and you WILL fumble, once you realize when you are wrong is when you truly start to be right.
He will have bad dementia by the time he is 60 (probably will begin in his early 50s) because of this. I'm sure khet will change his diapers though so it's coo.
The pigsplaining just seems to be hiding his shortcomings behind buzzwords and double talk. Just say you aren't good enough to play with the big boys and girls, DSP. It'll save people a lot of time.
Phil has really clear goals for what he wants to get out of these rant sessions. The primary being he wants everyone to just stop calling him a coward for ducking ranked lobbies. The second is he wants to build up his case for never playing ranked again "Don't you remember, the other day when I explained how ranks and ranking points don't really matter? Of course you don't because you're an idiot. Anyway, thanks for the the superchat."
Let's say he works at a sandwich shop. And the customers always ask for honey cured ham. They all say they think the sandwich would be way better with honey ham. And he says "it has black forest ham. Stop asking. If you want that, tough shit! go elsewhere!" He cannot be mad when they go elsewhere.
Yeah, imagine customers coming in from all over the city because of that item and then taking that item of the menu because you, as the owner, wants variety and just go "nah glazing hams is boring, go f yourself"
If DSPig would cut down that account of yapping like he's been told to do for years, he would actually have more time to practice instead of just complaining.
When the "support" drops low enough DSP will crawl back to ranked, and then he'll complain that, "this was what everyone wanted now fork over the money..."
Yep, and he'll be miserable as he get his shit pushed in over and over again by players that are much better than him, and then he'll rage quit and blame his viewers.
I still think the like a dragon “he’s just like me for real” rant is still his peak video game cringe. But this year it seems that every month we get our legendary meltdown.
Phil is describing the same system that has classified him as a master without understanding that this is exactly how the game is supposed to be played. The game will rank you as master if you are really good with the mechanics, a pattern player, and can brute force yourself into wins. The Game will also rank other people differently. You can grind a Master level. You cannot bring master points. There is a system for this. We all are in it. Am I taking crazy pills? He sees the FUN part of the game as a negative thing. He sees the drive to compete as a BAD THING He sees winning as so terrible and difficult. He doesn't understand that games are fundamentally designed to be fun. A POSITIVE thing. You are supposed to enjoy playing a game, even if it scares you, because the risk is worth the reward! Does DSP not know that games are for fun times?
"Now what I mean" is one of the top things that I can't stand about Phil when he says it all the time, now what I mean by that is I hate when he says it.
Phil terminology- Factual- Phil giving his opinion with no supporting evidence Debunked- Phil saying something isn’t true with no supporting evidence Family- A spouse and pet Mom- Wife Lag- When the other player is better than him Dropping inputs- When you don’t enter your moves correctly in the game Ten Year Plan- This term does not exist in Phil’s mind. He will claim it doesn’t mean anything Feel free to add to the list
Reminder that this is the same guy who bought SF6 twice on different platforms with the intention of smurfing to climb the ranks. The only reason he got his characters to Master is because SF6 is very generous with its rank system. The system that he says "scrubs take advantage of" is the same system that dragged his @ss up the ranks. Doesn't matter if he actually got to Master: he's a piss poor winner and a *very* sore loser and he blocks that out with "4th place EVO placement."
Season 16 of the DSP anime started off very slow then outta nowhere we'd get these bursts of story development... kinda mis directed but appreciated when you know the world.
I have the feeling there's something big coming sometime this season still. like CZcams removing his ability to stream or something. That meltdown would reach a level of whine not yet seen by humanity.
completely off topic (his weird mannerisms interest me more) 0:44 wtf did he actually do there im really confused. bite off a hangnail? 1:42 he even glances back at it with his fingers in a weird position, did i miss something?
Its also part of him being a very real narcissit. That hangnail is more important than chat/viewers and he is letting them know it. Its the same with his other habits like ear picking, snorting, burping and everything else. Check out Reclusive in Renton its long but one of the best detractor vids out there that really gets into his wierd mannerisms.
Hey Atlus, I see you incrementally added more and more features to your videos. You’re a true inspiration dood. That’s all the Guy ever had to do. Incrementally add new things to your videos over time.
Appreciate the kind words. All I can say is that those additions come naturally when making content is something you want to do and improve at just because you enjoy it. Explains why dsp could never
I love how, as the years go by, he just becomes more and more ornery and crotchety as he gets older. he becomes more of an old man screaming at the kids on his lawn. his lack of self awareness only makes it better. it allows him to say this shit full chested and with righteous indignation. its absolutely hilarious
Addys all day, perks at night, benzo and booze to fall asleep final answer. It's not hard drugs like some looooser he gets his script from an overpaid cash only concierge doctor dood!
You gotta love the way DSP bends backwards to make his appeal to ignorance seem more legitimate than it is. “I don’t know why I’m doing.” isn’t an excuse in games, which are trial-by-error by design. This guy is the best self-esteem booster you could ever have in your life.
What Philip means is he thinks he can win in casual because that's where the scrubs are, and if he goes to ranked he's going to get his shit pushed in.
I'm actually kinda amazed at DSP's ability to talk as he's speaking the longest run-on sentence in existence, considering the fact that DSP gets no exercise. You'd think he'd be winded after the first five words, but no, he somehow can just keep going on and on as if he were the Energizer bunny.
Phil playing ranked: “I hit master. Told you I’m good.” Phil playing casual: “Casual is better. Ranked is all scrubs. Ranks mean nothing. Master rank is just a time investment.” Dude copes so hard he might just live forever.
This is so funny. "I'm in the middle of a pack of people who I like to call scrubs. They don't know what they're doing, they just keep doing the same moves over and over." Sounds like the matchmaking is working perfectly, he should be right where he is lmao
DSP could fix 90% of his verbal diarehha if he actually bothered to script out his prestream, I refuse to call it a podcast, or at least have some bullet points to make sure he stays on topic like most people do. He literally just hits record and starts talking. No prep, no planning, nothing. This is why so many people call him a Boomer because it's like listening to my grandfather talk, it just never ENDS. He will go all night with this. It takes a LIMB or tip donation to get him to shut up,
He created a very elaborate web of false assumptions about the game, that he needs to explain his lossess to himself and the dents. He believes in all he says, despite it being devoid of any logic. This is a core trait of scrub mentality actually, which is 'my oponent plays in a non legit way, therefore I am better'.
I've literally seen this man lose, only to then take a good minute break to rant about how the other player wasn't better and didn't beat him. I've started to think its an automatic reaction for him, I just can't wrap my head around how he can believe what he's saying
That’s most definitely what’s up. He despises anyone who’s put time and effort into something to get better at it because it challenges his massive fragile ego.
Phil once again just can’t cope when he gets beat in a way he just personally doesn’t like and it’s his own shortcomings that lead to it. It’s insane how you have to basically impress him for him to treat you with even an ounce of respect. One theory I have is his old claim of “you try that in arcades back then you’d get your face grated on the pavement outside” was really just him wishing that but nobody was doing that and it probably upset him they weren’t.
Did you know that master rank is either a badge of honor or a mark of scrubdom depending on how hard DSP is coping and seething at any particular moment?
The levels of delusion we are reaching this year is astounding. Are we going to finally see the unraveling of the snortex? Im genuinely excited to see how the rest of the year is going to play out.
The name "master" alone is validation for DSP. He wants to make sure he keeps being recognized as a "master" level player regardless of what that really means in the context of the ranking system. At the same time he knows he sucks and he can see himself losing constantly, so to prevent him from losing "master" status he will outright avoid Ranked matches all so that he can continue to say he is a "master" at SF6.
>wants better quality matches >avoids the system that matches him against people at his own skill level because he cant admit he's struggling to break 1500MR
25:45 he has a whole rant about how points and ranks dont matter and he just cares about the quality of the matches -- but the moment he gets beat by a bronze the salt flows
It's crazy how he fights his audience even when they tell him exactly what they want to see. Coming from the same guy who's always begging for feedback from that same audience. Literally, WTF??
He just hates playing games. He gets so heated and full of cope. I just started golfing again after twenty years and it's a blast. I'm awful, but I have fun at it. I don't scream into a web cam that John Daly and Tiger Woods are just try-hard dunces.
He's just scared of losing master rank, it's that simple. His ego is so tied up in it he cant bare to lose it, so cue 30m cope rant on why casual is more competitive.
20:52 DSP stopping himself mid-sentence because he knows he can't call what they're doing a pattern after spending every stream crying about pattern players.
Hey Atlus love all your content, been here since the beginning! Sorry I'm a poor little dent, and I'm not able to cough up my meager disability check! I at least make sure I'm viewing, liking and trying to give what "engagement" (whatever that is specifically) I can. Make sure you keep your bookkeeping on point, this could actually be the end of the pigroach, (probably not). Keep fighting the good fight Atlus!
Appreciate your time all the same killer. They call him a roach for the reason. Only thing he's really capable of is existing and even then he only does it in the most text book definition of the word
I like-- that is to say hate-- how he calls people who play the game a lot 'try hards'. Maybe they just like the game, play it a lot and their rank goes up as a consequence?
You know the only reason his regulars really want him to take up ranked play now is so they can laugh at the guaranteed salt-fest. DSP has zero history of mastering ANY game he plays, so they know it'd just be an absolute meatgrinder.
He acts like other people have more time than him to study or get good when his job is streaming games like 35 hours a week with a roommate/maid wife and one cat he doesn’t take care of. Where as most of these other people probably have actual jobs, kids, families, school etc.
As an adult style viewer, I have friends that work 40+ hours then take care of their kids so they end up playing 1 hour a week. Yet they are far better than Dave 🤔
No matter how many times I hear Phil complain about flow charts, I will always just think “if these patterns are so good why don’t you use them too?”. It’s not like Phil is against using cheese strats, as his FromSoft playthroughs show.
I hate how he insults people who put in the work and effort and time to become master rank by calling them scrubs. The only scrub in the equation is the 42 year old manchild who has the deluded belief that he should be higher ranked, despite only playing four hours a week, because he is a former 'pro'.
2:58 Phily got Sir Atlus hot lmao. You're right though. He just keeps adding things to sound intelligent. Right? Right I agree. 21:19 Not only are you correct, he almost said pattern but changed it to "a sequence of things" which goes back to earlier where you talked about him adding words to make himself sound smart.
I would recommend that you'd use that mod voice-over for Phil that he sounds like a Karen, since we are here for Atlus comments and it would make the DSP portions of the video less obnoxious 😂 Big ups, sir, and give some churu to the felines 🤟
Did you know, if you sync up any DSP stream with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, you will ruin your love for Dark Side of the Moon forever.
Why would anyone do that? 😱😢😥😭
goddamnit, you got me GOOD hahaha
😂
😂😂🤣🤣
Instead of starting the record on the third roar of the lion, you start on the third snort of any “pahdcast.”
I love when he says "these people are scrubs they use patterns and they don't know the basics of fighting games they just mash buttons and they are mouth drooling morons"
And yet he can't beat them. How does that make you look Phil? You can't beat people who don't know what there doing?
It was laggy connection doob
You’re not supposed to examine his arguments under any logical scrutiny. You’re just supposed to blindly accept his nonsensical.
Don't you know that these scrub tactics only work online dood? It's impossible to beat them except for all the other players above Phil's MR who beat them all the time.
Sound good? Sounds good to me and by the way Capcom agrees.
He tries to dodge this fact by insisting that scrubs aren’t playing correctly, whereas professional former FGC 4th place champion Phil exclusively plays correctly.
Which is absurd on two levels. It’s completely self-serving and it’s surreal to watch a grown 42 year old man dictate to others how they should play their game that they bought. Even worse, instead of confronting them he just throws tantrums on his streams. Despicable.
@@skullmastermasterofskulls3843 ah yes ahnline cahmbows that only work ahnline
And how would philbert know what does and dosent work online and offline when he leaves the house once a week and uses his "back injury" as an excuse not to go to tourneys.
"They're try hards"
So, because you're NOT a try hard, you can't compete or "reack" to their combos fast enough to beat them. I thought that was called "having superior skill," but what do I know I don't play fighting games.
It's only skill when dsp beats up people who don't know how to play. Any time he loses, it's lag... Or he was too hot. Or the player was doing a pattern that can't be beat. Or chat was bugging him too much. Or there is something behind the scenes that is bothering him, but he can't talk about it. Etc.
people with an ego like phil's are never playing a game "casually", or "for fun", they are playing to win, "try hards" are just better players
Calling someone a try-hard for playing to win is such a ridiculous insult. Whenever someone tosses out that insult, my immediate thought is; "Are you NOT trying hard to win?"
Former EVO champ doesn't want to learn, doesn't want to try.
Why are you giving this guy money Jax...?
Leftovers from whaling sus aged waifus from the CCP.
Yes, he whales on Genshin as confirmed; might also whale from Honkai.
if you are better than him you are a pattern player, try hard , but he doesn't have time to level up and beat you cuz he plays numerous other games at level 1 as well..
He honestly never won an Evo
As someone who fenced in high school, Phil complaining about “flowchart players” pisses me off so much. In a match, you have to identify an opening or attack and respond instantly if you want to win. The only way you can do that is by drilling moves over and over until they become second nature to you. “Flowchart players” are how actual combat in real life works.
Also, there's this catch-22 that Phil has created. Someone who plays optimally is a flowchart player, but someone who doesn't play optimally and takes more risks is just randomly mashing buttons. There is no series of inputs you can enter that will convince the pigroach to shut up and take the L.
Yeah, flowchart players is ridiculous. You mean the people who know what combos and moves work, have trained extensively to use them effectively, then use those combos? Those players?
I main Manon and there are some specific things you will see me do A LOT. Because they work. I guess I'm just a tryhard.
@@alucardsfate9504 I mean the whole point of Street Fighter 2 was it was the first game with combos, you could use one move into another and the other player couldn't do anything until the combo was over. Philip is complaining about combos in a fighting game.
How can a man be so toxic and spiteful towards everything?
Ahhh, see, there's your fundamental misunderstanding.
Pigroach is not a man!
0 friends + no Hobby's + alcoholism and poor diet = dsp
It's simple. Nobody has ever molly whopped Phil for running his mouth, so he thinks he can get away with talking excessive amounts of shit.
A mixture of entitlement and nothing ever being enough for him
"If spitting on the plate you ate off of was an Olympic sport, Phil would have the gold medal"
- Turkey Tom
Let's be honest, he hates his "job" likes to drink and pull Hogan's, and his wife probably doesn't give him the cookie
i just want to remind you all that this is a 42 yearold man bragging about complaining and hard coping about a VIDEO GAME
it's just too MEANINGFUL for u to understand, dood!
That he also sucks at, mind.
I have never seen a full grown man make such extreme mental gymnastics just to justify being scared of embarrassing himself in ranked matches
Let this be a lesson on what lack of humility does, always be aware that you are not the best and you WILL fumble, once you realize when you are wrong is when you truly start to be right.
The hypocracy is off the charts. Phil is getting worse day by day. The vacuum he lives in is seriously messing with his brain.
He will have bad dementia by the time he is 60 (probably will begin in his early 50s) because of this. I'm sure khet will change his diapers though so it's coo.
What brain?
@@ViolentHateCrime no F'in way she sticks around for that.
He doesnt care to fix it either. Thats even more gross
I'm older than DSP and I have played Street Fighter since 1991. I can attest, from an elderly point of view, that he's absolutely full of cr@p.
The pigsplaining just seems to be hiding his shortcomings behind buzzwords and double talk. Just say you aren't good enough to play with the big boys and girls, DSP. It'll save people a lot of time.
The same reason he can't have a conversation, he has to talk AT people, otherwise he'll crumble
Phil has really clear goals for what he wants to get out of these rant sessions. The primary being he wants everyone to just stop calling him a coward for ducking ranked lobbies. The second is he wants to build up his case for never playing ranked again "Don't you remember, the other day when I explained how ranks and ranking points don't really matter? Of course you don't because you're an idiot. Anyway, thanks for the the superchat."
In the eyes of a true scrub, everyone below him is a loser. Everyone on his level is cheating, and everyone above him has no life.
Dsp is the perfect example of a narcissist
“I’m gonna say that again” followed by a smug look.
Let's say he works at a sandwich shop. And the customers always ask for honey cured ham. They all say they think the sandwich would be way better with honey ham. And he says "it has black forest ham. Stop asking. If you want that, tough shit! go elsewhere!" He cannot be mad when they go elsewhere.
Yeah, imagine customers coming in from all over the city because of that item and then taking that item of the menu because you, as the owner, wants variety and just go "nah glazing hams is boring, go f yourself"
This guy could only talk to himself in the mirror for the rest of his life and he wouldn't even notice nobody's listening.
If DSPig would cut down that account of yapping like he's been told to do for years, he would actually have more time to practice instead of just complaining.
If he just get rid of the "pre stream" shit entirely, he'd be tolerable
Yeah, that Chris Chan video is exactly what i was thinking about with that comment lmao
We are on the same wavelength 🧠
When the "support" drops low enough DSP will crawl back to ranked, and then he'll complain that, "this was what everyone wanted now fork over the money..."
Yep, and he'll be miserable as he get his shit pushed in over and over again by players that are much better than him, and then he'll rage quit and blame his viewers.
DSP is Fifty First Dates, said that for a while now.
3:14 TBH I love to hear DSP say "you know what I am saying", he sounds like Butters when he becomes a pimp lmao
genuinely one of the most unhinged and pathetic gaming-style rants he's gone on in a while
I still think the like a dragon “he’s just like me for real” rant is still his peak video game cringe. But this year it seems that every month we get our legendary meltdown.
Phil is describing the same system that has classified him as a master without understanding that this is exactly how the game is supposed to be played. The game will rank you as master if you are really good with the mechanics, a pattern player, and can brute force yourself into wins.
The Game will also rank other people differently.
You can grind a Master level.
You cannot bring master points.
There is a system for this.
We all are in it.
Am I taking crazy pills?
He sees the FUN part of the game as a negative thing.
He sees the drive to compete as a BAD THING
He sees winning as so terrible and difficult.
He doesn't understand that games are fundamentally designed to be fun. A POSITIVE thing.
You are supposed to enjoy playing a game, even if it scares you, because the risk is worth the reward!
Does DSP not know that games are for fun times?
He hates games period they are a means to an end that's it period end of sentence
DSP has a massive ego which means that it’s easily bruised anything that challenges him in anyway is immediately hated because it destroys his ego
He doesn’t understand game design. Much less good game design
"Now what I mean" is one of the top things that I can't stand about Phil when he says it all the time, now what I mean by that is I hate when he says it.
He basically spent 30 mins with excuses and deviation to hide the fact he's afraid to lose his ranking points. Phill is so easy to read.
Phil terminology-
Factual- Phil giving his opinion with no supporting evidence
Debunked- Phil saying something isn’t true with no supporting evidence
Family- A spouse and pet
Mom- Wife
Lag- When the other player is better than him
Dropping inputs- When you don’t enter your moves correctly in the game
Ten Year Plan- This term does not exist in Phil’s mind. He will claim it doesn’t mean anything
Feel free to add to the list
If the ranking levels meant nothing, Phil wouldn't be so afraid to lose his precious points. He'd be just as happy playing a 1300 or a 1600.
Don't do it to him snake eyez!
"Before we even get.. to.. * bites nails on camera *" this guy is absolutely disgusting.
Reminder that this is the same guy who bought SF6 twice on different platforms with the intention of smurfing to climb the ranks.
The only reason he got his characters to Master is because SF6 is very generous with its rank system. The system that he says "scrubs take advantage of" is the same system that dragged his @ss up the ranks.
Doesn't matter if he actually got to Master: he's a piss poor winner and a *very* sore loser and he blocks that out with "4th place EVO placement."
Your content just keeps getting better, more professional feeling.
"Everyone should take a "shot" every time Phil says right/all right/Correct?"
Singular: "This guy is dense."
Plural: "This guy's fans are dents."
Season 16 of the DSP anime started off very slow then outta nowhere we'd get these bursts of story development... kinda mis directed but appreciated when you know the world.
We're almost 1/3 of the way through Season 16.
I have the feeling there's something big coming sometime this season still. like CZcams removing his ability to stream or something. That meltdown would reach a level of whine not yet seen by humanity.
completely off topic (his weird mannerisms interest me more) 0:44 wtf did he actually do there im really confused. bite off a hangnail? 1:42 he even glances back at it with his fingers in a weird position, did i miss something?
I think thats exactly what he was doing. He's a notorious fingernail biter and often does it on camera even interrupting himself to do so
@@AtlustheBookkeeper That and digging in his ears.
Its also part of him being a very real narcissit. That hangnail is more important than chat/viewers and he is letting them know it. Its the same with his other habits like ear picking, snorting, burping and everything else. Check out Reclusive in Renton its long but one of the best detractor vids out there that really gets into his wierd mannerisms.
@@dburgd99 watching right now, thank you for this suggestion
@@YonaSuzuki hope you enjoy it. I did.
Hey Atlus, I see you incrementally added more and more features to your videos. You’re a true inspiration dood. That’s all the Guy ever had to do. Incrementally add new things to your videos over time.
Appreciate the kind words. All I can say is that those additions come naturally when making content is something you want to do and improve at just because you enjoy it. Explains why dsp could never
@@AtlustheBookkeeperErm akshually, there was nothing he could do dood, he did everything correct, he did nothing wrong. Sounds good ? Alright.
I love how, as the years go by, he just becomes more and more ornery and crotchety as he gets older. he becomes more of an old man screaming at the kids on his lawn. his lack of self awareness only makes it better. it allows him to say this shit full chested and with righteous indignation. its absolutely hilarious
I'm really starting to think dave is on Adderall
Addys all day, perks at night, benzo and booze to fall asleep final answer. It's not hard drugs like some looooser he gets his script from an overpaid cash only concierge doctor dood!
The King of Talking in Circles, god.
Love the vids Atlus!
That bottle is definitely filled with hard liquor. No one sips water like that.
DSP: it's okay to disagree as long as you respect each other's opinions
Also DSP: if you disagree, you're full of sh1t
You gotta love the way DSP bends backwards to make his appeal to ignorance seem more legitimate than it is. “I don’t know why I’m doing.” isn’t an excuse in games, which are trial-by-error by design.
This guy is the best self-esteem booster you could ever have in your life.
What Philip means is he thinks he can win in casual because that's where the scrubs are, and if he goes to ranked he's going to get his shit pushed in.
"Now what do I mean by that? Allow me to explain..." *long pause and snort
27:38 "getting people trapped into patterns". Wait are you saying you're a pattern player? Phil, I thought patterns were bad and only for "scrubs".
I'm actually kinda amazed at DSP's ability to talk as he's speaking the longest run-on sentence in existence, considering the fact that DSP gets no exercise. You'd think he'd be winded after the first five words, but no, he somehow can just keep going on and on as if he were the Energizer bunny.
They don’t understand fighting game fundamentals yet they beat you? I’m pressing a big ol’X on that one.
DSP: It's factual!
Translation: accept the pignosis, don't ask questions.
He don’t realise the masters are waiting to hear he’s on and spamming to join his games just to destroy him
For someone that claims nobody cares he seems to take these compliments to heart
24:59 “YER ALL STOOPID! RANKED IS DUMB AND DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING! But I might use Zangief in ranked because I never got him to master. Okay?”
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
Phil playing ranked: “I hit master. Told you I’m good.”
Phil playing casual: “Casual is better. Ranked is all scrubs. Ranks mean nothing. Master rank is just a time investment.”
Dude copes so hard he might just live forever.
This is so funny. "I'm in the middle of a pack of people who I like to call scrubs. They don't know what they're doing, they just keep doing the same moves over and over."
Sounds like the matchmaking is working perfectly, he should be right where he is lmao
Sounding angrier and angrier with each passing upload
"they have good flow" " these heccin' flow chart players" I think I am noticing something...
DSP could fix 90% of his verbal diarehha if he actually bothered to script out his prestream, I refuse to call it a podcast, or at least have some bullet points to make sure he stays on topic like most people do.
He literally just hits record and starts talking. No prep, no planning, nothing. This is why so many people call him a Boomer because it's like listening to my grandfather talk, it just never ENDS. He will go all night with this. It takes a LIMB or tip donation to get him to shut up,
That would require effort, and your boy philbert don't do effort
Exactly. Hit the nail on the head here.
Well you know what they say, don't bother practicing you're already perfect
"What did ya do Mr 4th Place? did you Retire from Ranked Play? Or are you a Coward?"
-A Banned Dent clowning on Phil Ducking Ranked Matches
Detractor bean: ON!
He created a very elaborate web of false assumptions about the game, that he needs to explain his lossess to himself and the dents. He believes in all he says, despite it being devoid of any logic. This is a core trait of scrub mentality actually, which is 'my oponent plays in a non legit way, therefore I am better'.
I've literally seen this man lose, only to then take a good minute break to rant about how the other player wasn't better and didn't beat him.
I've started to think its an automatic reaction for him, I just can't wrap my head around how he can believe what he's saying
5:24 You say that Phil but given your attitude towards the FGC I'm willing to bet that there's at least some form of malice hidden in that statement
That’s most definitely what’s up. He despises anyone who’s put time and effort into something to get better at it because it challenges his massive fragile ego.
Phil once again just can’t cope when he gets beat in a way he just personally doesn’t like and it’s his own shortcomings that lead to it. It’s insane how you have to basically impress him for him to treat you with even an ounce of respect.
One theory I have is his old claim of “you try that in arcades back then you’d get your face grated on the pavement outside” was really just him wishing that but nobody was doing that and it probably upset him they weren’t.
Did you know that master rank is either a badge of honor or a mark of scrubdom depending on how hard DSP is coping and seething at any particular moment?
The levels of delusion we are reaching this year is astounding. Are we going to finally see the unraveling of the snortex?
Im genuinely excited to see how the rest of the year is going to play out.
Wow king of scrubs calling anyone else a scrub. I don’t think there is a mirror strong enough to reflect the hypocrisy sounds good, Kat agrees
The name "master" alone is validation for DSP. He wants to make sure he keeps being recognized as a "master" level player regardless of what that really means in the context of the ranking system. At the same time he knows he sucks and he can see himself losing constantly, so to prevent him from losing "master" status he will outright avoid Ranked matches all so that he can continue to say he is a "master" at SF6.
So he wants to be good at the game without actually putting in the time and work?
Story of Phil's life.
Every time he plays a high 1500 or above he gets trounced. He's so full of shit.
>wants better quality matches
>avoids the system that matches him against people at his own skill level because he cant admit he's struggling to break 1500MR
I gotta say as a Scotsman, I love the way you roll your R's at 2:16
Appreciate that boss 🙏
25:45 he has a whole rant about how points and ranks dont matter and he just cares about the quality of the matches -- but the moment he gets beat by a bronze the salt flows
"You don;t understand fundamentals"
FIGHTING GAME GURU PHIL BURNELL
It's crazy how he fights his audience even when they tell him exactly what they want to see. Coming from the same guy who's always begging for feedback from that same audience. Literally, WTF??
He should train as a hypnotist. The way he can talk...!
He fears to lose his rank.
He knows he sucks at this game and only was LUCKY to get those ranks.
If he plays know, he will inevitable LOSE them.
He just hates playing games. He gets so heated and full of cope.
I just started golfing again after twenty years and it's a blast. I'm awful, but I have fun at it. I don't scream into a web cam that John Daly and Tiger Woods are just try-hard dunces.
He's just scared of losing master rank, it's that simple. His ego is so tied up in it he cant bare to lose it, so cue 30m cope rant on why casual is more competitive.
@@strider_1651 ah really, I never realised you couldn't lose it. You're right about him losing points though
20:52 DSP stopping himself mid-sentence because he knows he can't call what they're doing a pattern after spending every stream crying about pattern players.
Hey Atlus love all your content, been here since the beginning! Sorry I'm a poor little dent, and I'm not able to cough up my meager disability check! I at least make sure I'm viewing, liking and trying to give what "engagement" (whatever that is specifically) I can. Make sure you keep your bookkeeping on point, this could actually be the end of the pigroach, (probably not).
Keep fighting the good fight Atlus!
Appreciate your time all the same killer. They call him a roach for the reason. Only thing he's really capable of is existing and even then he only does it in the most text book definition of the word
So let me get this right so what Phil says it’s factual and whatever else says it’s not
His Gin-Brain expressions keep getting better and better!
🤣🤣🤣
I think you and me play video games for the same very serious reasons. Games are supposed to be fun. Am I wrong?
Games fun? Never. Thanks for the 2 boss 🙏
I like-- that is to say hate-- how he calls people who play the game a lot 'try hards'. Maybe they just like the game, play it a lot and their rank goes up as a consequence?
25:21 want to know the truth no well to bad I'm going to blather on anyway
You know the only reason his regulars really want him to take up ranked play now is so they can laugh at the guaranteed salt-fest. DSP has zero history of mastering ANY game he plays, so they know it'd just be an absolute meatgrinder.
He acts like other people have more time than him to study or get good when his job is streaming games like 35 hours a week with a roommate/maid wife and one cat he doesn’t take care of. Where as most of these other people probably have actual jobs, kids, families, school etc.
pigsplaining the most obvious bs. why phil, why?
god he enrages me sometimes..
One of the highest ranked sf6 players at one point was a lily main. Players make a character strong, not the other way around.
"I was calling it this flow"
Proceeds to explain this "flow" that the Rashid player had. Crazy how he just described a flow chart and praised it lol
It would be so funny if people got real good at turbo so if someone sets up fightcade for him and he ever plays it he just gets destroyed
As an adult style viewer, I have friends that work 40+ hours then take care of their kids so they end up playing 1 hour a week. Yet they are far better than Dave 🤔
A tryhard in the fgc is someone who plays with maximum effort in a casual setting not whatever the fuck he was talking about
He is just scared to get his ass whooped Atlus! I too dropped sf6 but decided to pick it back up, And I am almost to Master. He is a cry baby narc.
No matter how many times I hear Phil complain about flow charts, I will always just think “if these patterns are so good why don’t you use them too?”. It’s not like Phil is against using cheese strats, as his FromSoft playthroughs show.
I hate how he insults people who put in the work and effort and time to become master rank by calling them scrubs. The only scrub in the equation is the 42 year old manchild who has the deluded belief that he should be higher ranked, despite only playing four hours a week, because he is a former 'pro'.
Mr. "4th place at EVO" can't beat players that follow a pattern like they were AI bots. More news at seven XD
2:58 Phily got Sir Atlus hot lmao. You're right though. He just keeps adding things to sound intelligent. Right? Right I agree.
21:19 Not only are you correct, he almost said pattern but changed it to "a sequence of things" which goes back to earlier where you talked about him adding words to make himself sound smart.
I would recommend that you'd use that mod voice-over for Phil that he sounds like a Karen, since we are here for Atlus comments and it would make the DSP portions of the video less obnoxious 😂
Big ups, sir, and give some churu to the felines 🤟