DSP Responds To AN 1337
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- čas přidán 27. 02. 2024
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Theory: Suggestion box is an excuse for DSP to practice dodging valid critisms for his eventual politics debut.
Implying he cares enough to practice. Maybe a side effect of the suggestion box, but I can't believe that it was intended
I feel it's a semblance of professionalism. Like his schedule. When you wanna pretend to be big business man, ya gotta pretend to have things a real business would have. Even kids who play house have to pretend to come home from work.
How does he have time for politics when he can't even make his own thumbnails? When I was writing this, he actually said he "works his butt off," lol. So I guess he's going to expect more money for more "work."
The suggestion box is just like his Q&A- its a time waster while he waits for his dents to tip.
Suggestion box is for 1-he gets an easy answer on what to do and 2-to blame his viewers if something goes down "you guys asked for that where is mah money?"
I love how DSP is using a strawman while accusing people of strawmanning.
Yeah, it baffles me he knows what it is, but does it on almost a daily basis. Same thing with gaslighting....if you don't like Phil you're mentally ill, or sick in the head. He's just a chill positive dude.
I couldn't relate to the Sandwich Shop example because you didn't change into your work uniform.
Im a fool. I knew i was forgetting something.
Ngl costume changes make for more robust kahntent.
His response to AN was exactly what I thought it’d be.
Pro-gamer admitting that he's hopelessly lost in the GOTY.
The schedule segment is 100% about milking the clock. Imagine milking a CLOCK? GROSS
That 'L' in CLOCK is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence Ack Ack Ack
not even for sustenance.
😂
@toiletbread6180 you beat me to it 😂
Yall find anything funny huh
Useless suggestion box. “If you lie for too long, truth doesn’t set you free” 🤦🏻♀️
Stop buying this guy video games
At this point even Jesus wouldn’t help him
@@CammyWINS Since Jesus died and came back to life that would make him a zombie right? - DSP 2023.
I love how he calls it a business and then treats his customers like shit. Imagine you run, I don't know, a sandwich shop. And someone asks "What makes capicola ham different than Black forest?" and you go off about how they need to look it up and not waste your time and not look stupid. I imagine that sandwich shop would see declining revenue numbers soon.
I mean that’s what happened to DSPs “business” he’s declined massively since his hay days
2:34
“I go ham with dual handguns” 😂😂😂😂
What a weird thing to lie about… 😂
But, people tell him he does. Behind the scenes of course.
@@JerryD9000they sent him an email telling him that
That suggestion box just empties into the excuse making paper shredder that's Phil's laziness. He really does like to make his fans feel stupid for even trying.
well said
Why? He would make more money if he wasnt so scummy and screAming vile obscentities at his audience. That spoon shrill is something I wont forget or forgive. Someone said that to me, Id forget such a person. Thats just so vile
In BG3 each turn takes 5-10 minutes for DSP because he asks what he should do, or he rants about stupid DSP details.
I've been saying this since 2016. Phil's struggle session pre-stream has always been about stalling. That's one of the primary reasons he gets so angry and offended when people suggest less pre-stream, less talking, less complaining, less schedule etc. Because ultimately he *wants* to stall and do more of that fluff and talking in circles, and less gameplay.
He wants to push for two things: One, less gameplay/"work." Two: More gaslighting, more manipulative tactics, more of his one-sided stories and world view for victimhood.
These guys pursue youtube for a less stressful worklife then once successful their inherent laziness comes out and they start finding ways to slack and the slackest position imaginable. Whether Hassan Phil or Wings the disconnect from reality is PROFOUND 😂
Phil’s hairline is in cursive now.
It's reflects how much of a professional he is.
Ive never seen such a diving back hairline be so curved
Nah that thing is in italics with how slanted it is lmao
I loved that clip, Phail accusing An of creating strawmen while erecting multiple strawmen himself. Narcissism 101, they are masters of projection.
Lol how you feel about "meah" is how I feel about that "heaaauhh" stuff he does when he is pretending not to understand a sentence.
Both are annoying AF. But the 3 y/o 'meh' is something more recent. The Pigroach is a sedentary collection of gout, addiction and tics...
For me it's the Tehuhuhuhu goat giggle he does when 'reacting' to something. It's really bad in Infinite Wealth. Sometimes he spams 2-3 of them.
@@watchmehope6560 He's really done that goat giggle more since he watched that video making fun of his acks
"This is actually how you do well instead of making decisions for yourself" when talking about why he has to waste 20+ minutes describing his weekly schedule.
I want to hear him say this while actively looking at his view metrics. I don't think he could do it, no matter how much self-pignosis he's under.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
Always a hoot when the dents suggest something and Phil responds "nobody wants that". 🤣
TO DSP IF ONE THING IS WRONG THE ENTIRE TEXT IS INVALID
One of his favorite deflection methods , one letter out of place and the whole message becomes completely indecipherable....
One of the many ways phill loves to act dumb
"You nede to do less schedule recapping, its redundant and just wastes gameplay time"
DSP - "you nedeh? Ne-duh? You ne-day. To. Do. Less- I cant even read this it makes no sense dood"
Exactly, everything is exaggerated so he can't ever give a normal human answer/opinion
Magnification and minimization, in psychological terms, refers to a cognitive distortion where an individual exaggerates the negatives and downplays the positives of a situation or experience. It's a biased way of thinking that can lead to an unrealistic view of reality, often skewing towards a more negative or pessimistic perspective.
"I dont know what people like"
I need you guys to suggest the game, buy it for me, attend my streams and chat, stay on task and talking to me about 'pertinent' subjects, and tip me telling me how to progress.
Edit: Sound good?
Sounds good to me
And btw... Khet agrees.
'Alright? You understand? Right? Right, so-'
The funny thing about this whole thing was his timestamp intern said things very similar to what our favorite detractor secretary said, and Phil agreed with him.
Dice rolls are so foreign you dont get it! What is this 20 sided dye? Its suppose to be 6, no mortal man could count that high!
He only has 10 fingers. The game is stoopid and unrealistic. The devs are mouth drooling idiots.
No wonder he has a problem with dices...he doesn't have friends to play Mario Party where you can roll a ten in a six-face dice 😅
Yeah and when you go higher, you get a 9 and that looks like a 6 upside down, and you’re just supposed to know that the marking shows you which side is the bottom!
@@ResettisReplicas I thought the line was the top! This is stoopid dood! IWAS JUST SUPPOSED TA KNOW!
An1337 is the final boss manifeststion for phil:
Big anime booba lady vtuber who dishes out criticisms based on his content backed with evidence.
dsp completely misunderstands the "stop talking about the schedule" thing
HES POSTING THE SCHEDULE THATS ENOUGH
we dont need it daily in the podcast. he is postin the schedule on his socials thats enough.
A second spent talking in circles is a second he doesn't have to play games , and phill absolutely hates playing games , any time he's in a multyplayer match its 100% rage and anytime he's in a single player game he NEEDS the chat to hold his hand and play the game for him so this is why he NEEDS to tell the schedule every day , he needs to make sure the regulars who tell him how to play the game are there to tell him how to play the game
Whats funny is if a larper comes in to troll and says he missed the schedule recap and can he go over it again dsp will tell them to watch the video upload or roll the stream back. Which is what he should tell anyone behind the 8ball, just go to the most recent social post of the schedule
BUT HOW WILL WE KNOW WHAT GAME HE'S GOING TO PLAY?!
@@jazzy4846 *points to every social media he has* that how.
Ask for suggestions.
Disregards suggestions.
DSP logic
You forgot:
Wait a short wile
Act like you were the one who came up with the suggestion
Holy shit the Buzzword Salad starting at about 21:55 is literally nonsense 🤣 🤣 🤣
I enjoy his "sugjestin bahx" segments where he takes no feedback and just disregard any and all criticisms so nothing of value was gained but braincells were lost
Phil: " I don't want to hear about the economy, It's not a valid reason not to support me"
Also Phil: " I can't go to Hawaii because of Inflation"
Another day, another robust, meaningful and curated content by The One Who Keeps the Books (and sandwiches). Thank you, Atlus!
Again phil laughs in mockery of others. His unfounded arrogance is just contemptable.
Idk if you caught the beginning of his segment- but he let it slip that he prereads before reading them on stream. Meaning he had his excuses prepared so he could shit on people trying to help him improve.
He puts more work in not doing something and being detestable than actually working.
The only thing Phil said that’s correct is he’s not like everyone else.
So Phil can't count 8 properly and talks about how he needs a group of translators to play an English language game probably because he can't count a 20 sided die.
i love the suggestion box. its DSPs scapegoat whenever something goes wrong so he can pass the blame to his dents
God I hope he never quits the "shit on the viewers" box. It's one of the things he does that best showcases his entitlement and narcissism.
I agree
People are giving him suggestion on how to improve his content. But he only wants suggestion on how to improve his Paypal balance.
I dont even think he wants that.. He just wants his paypal balance to improve.. No suggestions just improve it.. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct so he clearly does not need suggestions.
Phil thinking his streams are well-planned is hilarious.
That is why Phil is having so many problems with BG3, or it is the main issue I would say: He is letting his chat play the game, which in turn doesnt give him any incentive to learn anything, he doesnt think along. That is why he is confused all the time, doesnt understand the mechanics or doesnt understand anything at this point. Or maybe.. just maybe he is a total bafoon, idk. How can someone who does this for a living be this inept at video games.
His excuses are becoming as bad as the game play he's making them for
DSP’s old forum posts are way longer than these suggestions are
23:57 This is why a DSP Tries It: AN 1337's Suggstion with the Cutaways to the Full Suggestion and Full Text would be HILARIOUS GOLD
I like the addition of the date in the upper right corner big ups
He also says “I don’t understand dice rolls” like he’s never going to understand. That’s how much he hates the game mechanics
Same with Tekken. “I’ve never seen these moves before! I lost because of character knowledge,” while doing apparently nothing to improve his character knowledge. He sure doesn’t seem to want to get better if it means fewer excuses to fall back on
"I'm taking YOUR suggestions! You, yes, YOU!"
*aggressive sausage finger pointing
BRUH YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT YOUR UNIFORM ON FOR THE SANDWICH ANALOGY!! I'm upset.
I know. I forgot my uniform at home. They let me work but put a put against me on my file.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper 🤣 🤣 🤣
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So he will namedrop Wings but won't namedrop big time "shills" when he says their gameplay is trash and boring.
Making and stating a schedule is the only skill he retained from his business degree. It makes him feel like a big adult business man
The suggestion bahx is in reality his toilet bowl because he keeps sh*tt*ng on his dents suggestions.
The guy who can't even plan more than 5 days into the future wants to tell us he plans meticulously.... right.
Holy shit, DSP. How do you not understand BG3? I have ZERO FLIPPING ZERO experience with any game besides pokemon, and little pixel farming sims like Sun haven. Was BG3 a struggle with I first started? YES! But but 10-15 hours I had a fairly good grasp of what was going on. He's been playing for over 100 hours. He is a 'professional' game player. Gosh darn it. DSP Lay off the gin.
It does makes sense tbf.. He refuses to try things, he refuses to even try to learn.. He just does exactly what his dents tell him. He has absolutely zero problem solving skills let alone imagination. Dude is more boring than a empty jar of mayonnaise.
DSP has seemingly conditioned himself to ignore all in game hints and tutorials, he's also given up on figuring things out for himself.
This basically means he doesn't retain any information while he's playing and he'll only know about something if it's mentioned by chat or it comes up in somebody else's playthrough.
Hey gosh dangit. Stay cool. Don’t go to heck on us…
Phil was just screaming at his chat during Tekken 8 demanding they tell him how to counter a move he was mad at or he refused to play the game.
Oh yeah Phil use your brain 🧠
Rejection box my beloved.
THAT GUY OWES ME MONEY!
there's streamers who have over 1,500 hours in bg3 and are still finding new stuff along with getting views but we know dsp just wants a new cash cow because he hates a game that isn't playing via putting your credit card in
LOL! During the last Tekken 8 stream he was getting so flustered he asked if there was a Tekken pro in chat to help him.
The amount of butt kissing his fanbase does on chat is truly unreal. I wouldn’t be surprised they need a breathe mint afterwards
Really sums up DSP's arrogance and entitlement...upset he didn't get the amount of gratuities he expected, demands help from viewers on how he can dupe them out of more money... and then tells them their ideas are stupid and insults them.
And when some good idea that can't be denied is submitted... he makes 20 excuses for why he can't do it.
Solution: just shut up and send more money.
Speaking of him saying annoying, repetitive things like "meh," I cannot stand how often he says "so there you go." I swear it's like his sign of signature for sentences because he doesn't stop saying it
"I don´t understand dice rolls"
This must be one of the rare occasions when DSP is glad that he doesn't have any friends. That way he doesn't have to play Mario Party...he wold lose his shit if he sees a 10 roll in a six-face dice
He has an excuse, deflection and projection for literally any thing that someone could come up with because nothing is ever his fault dood. It’s your fault for not liking things the exact same way as Phil and not giving him money. Pig ups.
What i learnt: DSP needs to remind you at least once a day of his complete schedule. Numbers and dice are as foreign to DSP as a language he never learnt is.
If you add the fact he called Jesper Derich and a lot of his other blunders i suspect he has dementia already.
He dosent have dementia he's just stupid
Touchy little manlet, isn't he? 😬
Uh yes
Whats wild is that BG3 has a streamer mode where chat can actually interact with the game. It's baffling why he wont incorporate that yet still wants the chat to choose for him
Not enough time dood! He runs a household, successful business, and has a family! He's a mature adult with a business degree!
The people are telling me statement is sooooo DSP.
What the hell is Bioshot?
He said chat only helps him in bg3. While asking chat what to do in Tekken every time he plays it.
The brendin slob references were funny af
In my group of friends, DSP would be known as an Askhole. Someone who runs around asking for advice all of the time but never uses it or shoots it down.
5:28 "Well planned"
Dude literally can't plan a week ahead with his finances because it all goes to scopely
No sandwich store skeleton man :( Big sad.
“Chat is not allowed to tell me what to do”
Resident evil 3 remake nemesis boss where he has a childlike tantrum about needing to be told what to do says otherwise
You don't understand Dice rolls? DAWG, just roll the dice. LMFAO! Touché, Atlus. Touché.
I forgot the game but I remember Bill Phil pouting like a f'n baby saying he's not going to do anything unless the chat helps him.
People have told me that was resident evil 3 i believe
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Oh yeah. I think that was the game. He's always acting like a big baby so it's hard to pinpoint certain moments.
EVERY time he says this about bg3 I feel like I have to say:
I knew nothing about DnD
I wasnt even aware BG3 was so closely part of the DnD universe
I did not have ANY spoilers about BG3
I have never played an RPG similar to BG3 or DnD
*getting into Baldur's Gate 3 was incredibly smooth and easy for me and my friends*
dsp:I don't know what dnd is me:look at this guy(points at dsp)doesn't know what dnd is my god this guys is sheltered
It’s like a drill in my brain listening to his nonsense…
The members page is getting ridiculously jumbled lol. I’m happy to see the growth and support
I would love to see what he does if someone suggests that he should beg more or increase the membership prices even more to help him out.
I would bet DSP would agree and try to finally listen to a suggestion.
Intimidation, manipulation and gaslighting are the only things Pigroach is decent at. I mean, aside from bitching, chewing liquids and spending money on sweaty musclemen jpegs.
Threw in the bapa reference. 😂😂😂 walg me to my trug
A fellow changs employee big ups
If cognitive dissonance had a pic in the dictionary, Phail would most certainly be it.
My theory is that Phil can't be honest with why he needs to talk about the schedule everyday (makes him feel important, wastes stream time, thinks his viewers are morons) so he has to rationalize the importance of it.
Plus, maybe some cope about having different viewers for different streams.
Can’t wait for him to play Persona 3 Reload months later and complain nobody is watching it like how he is with Baldurs Gate 3
The suggestion box exists so Phil can talk down to people and make himself feel superior to everyone
Typical DSP. He receives perfectly valid criticism, proceeds to misrepresent it and then cackles like a clown at the strawman he built as if he doesn't need to even address it. It's getting old.
Add "boring" to the list or words he cant say right "bhora-ring"
9:38 The way he said that made it sound like he wasn’t sure about what he was saying
"The one exception has been Baldur's Gate III..."
Except for those times he played Morrowind and Oblivion and reminded us over and over that he was too dented to figure it out on his own and that it needed to be an "interactive playthrough" for him to enjoy it...
And I know there are plenty of other examples...
I hate how after every time he takes a sip of his drink he always swishes it around for a couple of seconds then drinks it, that’s gross as hell lol.
Yeapp the water aka gin
An is a pretty tough detractor. Not someone you wanna clown with. But his input is legit and sounds like something he would say. This totally derails the "trolls are out to get me." When a significant dectractor gives sane and helpful input. But since when did good faith argumeants ever come out of fail. He does this all to himself
27:39 >Ten Bullet Points
So by not doing that he doesn't care enough. He doesn't Actually care about improving his business
22:20 the potion sound effect. 😂😂😂
Gamers like DSP have set the industry back quite a bit. I'm glad this game is too complicated for him. It's about fuckin time. Speaking as a BG3 fan that beat the game too. SSKJLA is more up his alley.
This is basically the Small CZcamsr equivalent of 'We at this company promise to do better' and they of course never walk the walk.
Im listening to this while leveling up for the elden ring DLC my the forever-night watch over you tarnished.
He can't do call of duty all the time! He's a variety streamer 😅
I like when he tells his viewers off for offering suggestions. It's so fetch.
Only way the Pigroach will ever do anything is if his bottom line is affected. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself
Bro, the fun part of gaming is learning what you missed and new tricks. It's like learning to shotgun combo in doom eternal. It was so satisfying just dunking on marauders after the hell he gave me.
The fact that literally every ability and spell is explained in it's entirety and it still alludes him amazes me. He is so afraid of reading and his playthrough just shows how he wants games to just play themselves. My girlfriend, who hates turnbased games and has zero interest in D&D, put in over 100 hours playing this game. She had no issues being able to play. Having no prior knowledge of these types of games is no excuse. Sure, it's not everyone's cup of tea. But the way he approaches playing this game having his hand held is guaranteeing he will never learn anything about the game.