An Interesting Day Off For Once
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Kat was the real influencer all along
Phil talking about his days off is like listening to an eight year old child describe what they think their parents do when they go out to do "adult stuff".
He deals with an overwhelming amount of imposter syndrome and definitely overcompensates with his employed adult with a family act. It's REALLY petty and silly 😂
It's because Phil is a 8 year old kid in the body of a middle aged man. His entire LARP as a "machoore adoolt" is exactly that: "I'm married dood, I got no time, I got a family, I run a business" etc etc. Reality is that he is a big child, eats like one, behaves like one and just like a spoiled child he expects people to do things for him because he exist (from giving him money to play games to cooking for him).
Imma preschool teacher and this is painfully accurate
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"Go to the pet store and look at cute animals." He's. Fucking. 40+.
And his IQ. Is. Fucking. Below 80. His brain is not compatible with advanced stimuli :D
I'm convinced of two things.
1. He's caught in some routine that him and kat Established early into the relationship and is scared to break it.
Or 2. He lies about going to petstore to pad the runtime of his stories and make it appear He's a busy person.
He's buying app store gift cards@@lawlessx9
There is no time for the zoo, though. Hardest working man.
@@I_Art_Laughingzoo requires far more walking so that’s a no go and he has to pay to enter the zoo, probably argues with kat “the zoo has cute animals BUHTT the pet store is free and has cute animals so there’s nothing I can do besides you’d probably pass out from the walking”
And once again this specimen drove home hungry to order food instead of picking it up on the way home.
But if he goes to a restaurant he has to interact with people!
Yeah that would involve going into an eatery and....communicating with people! Also probably be harder to scam them out of a free meal if he went there in person.
His suet feeder fell on the ground. He bent a wire coat hanger and picked it up. That’s a solid 20 minutes of content.
The way he explains using a hanger as a hook to grab things as if no one has ever heard of this concept for coat hangers is grinding my gears
It took him longer to explain than the actual events he's describing took to happen
@@UncoloredPageGaming That's "creativity"
If nothing else, Phil has definitively proven that he is at least as proficient with simple tools as a juvenile chimpanzee. Some might consider that an achievement worth boasting about...
@@UncoloredPageGaming I legitimately laughed out loud when he said he put it away in case he needs it again in the future 😂
Every time we hear abt khet she finds a way to not hang out with philly boy lol. Also, him telling a sick panda to get up and cook his fat ass dinner is wild af lol.
It's amazing she didn't leave sooner
@@error_404.69funny enough, she left not so long after that lol
@@Toxic_G1 Considering she likes being there, I doubt she'd leave. Even then, if the rumors about her family situation is true, where will she go? She'd essentially be trapped there or live on the streets.
yep! thats exactly whats making her sick!
@error_404.69 that's why dsp style individuals (man children) like to date MUCH younger women, they don't have the life experience to know how shit they're being treated by this man 10 years older than then
Hurry home to order food?! LMAO
Phil doesn't trust Khet to operate the doordash mobile app
I can’t drive to the place. I need to spend money to have someone else drive it to me because I have no money dood!
I like how he still managed to somehow go to the pet store after complaining about how exhausting the Costco shopping was. The Guy really wanted to look at those cute animals, I guess.
he buys gifts cards for his WWF Time
Yeah he buys iTunes gift cards at the price store. It has to be that. I have 1 dog and barely go to the pet store
The Doordash story actually pissed me off. Imagine you are a family of hardworking Thai immigrants that just got scammed because some entitled Karen ordered spicy food and got upset that they received exactly what they ordered. Then, this dude literally eats the food he said was too spicy after getting a refund and then orders more food.
Genuinely shameless Karen behavior.
Plus anyone who’s ever eaten Thai food or heard about Thai food has also most likely been cautioned that their standards of spiciness are much more intense than what we’re used to here. It’s old news, a rookie mistake. He should pay for his own ignorance.
Can anyone point out scammers like DSP to Doordash?
Let me tell you that there is zero chance these cooks would make the mistake of adding to much spice to a dish and the absolute best part is that he somehow cant order whatever dish and season it himself!
@Pikkabuu I doubt they care , they know just bending the knee and loosing one delivery a week or so isn't that bad , considering phill and khet get all their meals exclusively from door dash , that's 6 meals a day , they will do what ever phill wants , they know excatly how fickle people like that are so yeah give them a free meal who cares when he orders 6 meals a day they are gonna pander to him
Yea, that's what pisses me off the most. He got a refund and still ate it. Actual fraud if you ask me. Door Dash needs to ban his ass
Jamal the doordash guy made a house call while dsp was out.
Why pay to go to the Zoo when you can see animals for free at the pet store.
Or just look at the horse you already own
@@martinprince7773 Or your cat son.
or you can see animals online at home for free and not be a weirdo about it
Probably the most thrilling day Phil's had in the last few years. His DoorDash delivery was too spicy.
"I was so hungry i couldnt control myself" *scat talk enters the chat*
DEVOUR
Delicious nutritious feces
Eat it!
Quick! Hide the spoons!
Can't eat the spicy food, scams another free meal, eats the spicy food regardless. I know you made the point already but damn.
Just like Cyberpunk: bought it, played it on multiple streams for hours and hours, made his money, then demanded a refund.
Yeah he’s scamming for free meals more and more. It started with him being upset his pickled onions were “bitter and vinegary” and that his Guac was “sliding down the plate when I held it up” and I think he’s now tapped into the fact that he can get his next order for free if he simply just points out common sense things like “gravity made the Guac slide”
i cant imagine. what a loser.
@@delaybuster9611 scammer lol
Above the Karen lives the dreaded Phil, no matter what happens you screwed up and he will complain until you agree with him
Would the female version of the name Phillip be phillis?
@@doctormalleycatNo, it's "Phyllis."
Its monday. Boss chewed my ass out and the goat of the snort text releases another kick ass video. Life is good my friends
How did you anger your boss?
@@SomeOne-vf1rs watching phil lol
I still have so many questions but primarily:
Why can he not order takeout and pick it up? Why must it be delivered?
I know he figured out the infinite “I don’t like my food” refund glitch. But for YEARS before that..?
The bank leaks show a pattern of Costco, Groceries, TotalWine, and then a doordash delivery. I do not get why he cannot just COOK the GROCERIES.
You are right though it would make sense to order food while he's finishing up shopping and just grabbing it on the way back home. Imagine the savings
I don't think DSP should be cooking.... somehow he'll set fire to the neighborhood while khet plays skyrim in her room.
@@watchmehope6560 Remember that time he tried to fry chicken tenders and he almost did that because the packaging didnt tell him smaller pieces cooks faster than large ones?
Because he's always drunk.
I hope that DSP stays away from the kitchen. I hate wasting food and DSP threw away third of ground beef because his food didn't need that much! Something literally gave its life for that ground beef and DSP wasted it....
$100 DSP has discovered the "ease" of requesting & receiving refunds on DoorDash. So, he's in his own little honeymoon period where he's ordering food, getting to keep it AND getting his money back.
He'll keep this racket up as long as DoorDash lets him.
It's just shameful. Actual scamming
@@AtlustheBookkeeper for sure, & they basically told him how to do it when they said you have to submit a pic of the uneaten food w/the refund request. Ever since then, he thinks he's got the inside trick to game their system.
@@AtlustheBookkeeperME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable.
War is a Racket lmao
@@a_Somer Good thing the genius scammer admits to scamming the restaurants online LOL.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
I hope DoorDash blacklists their address so drivers and restaurants don't gotta deal with them anymore
Dude orders 6 meals a day 6 days a week and on the 7th him and khet "go out to eat" they order 6 meals a day..... door dash isn't gonna throw away a whale over one or two returns bro they will pander to him as long as he's getting every single meal but 1 delivered a week , phill probably makes door dash the same ammount of money in one week as a entire regular neighborhood in a month...
Most people use door dash 2 or 3 times a month , phill uses door dash for every single meal in a month except 2 or 3........
@@Cold_Cactus piggy moment
Khet threw a horseshoe? Can’t be too many blacksmiths in Renton….could take a few hours!
Farrier. Blacksmiths make horseshoes, farriers put them on the horse. Lots of blacksmiths are also farriers.
Sorry. My nephew was studying to be a farrier.
Your videos make my day, man!
I appreciate the levity and mirth you bring to The Snortex.
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Glad you enjoy them boss 🙏
Unlike Phail, my husband is capable of shopping AND cooking in the same day.
I will have to defend Khet - you can never have too many shoes.
Don't compare DSP to men. That isn't even an uneven fight!
@@Pikkabuu dsp is not a man or human
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Hence why I said not to compare the pigroach to men.
Has DSP ever explained why he's saddled w/doing all the errands on his 1 day off when Kat works maybe 20hrs/week & doesn't help out with these errands with all that extra free time she has?? 🤔
No, but I can tell you its bc he’s controlling and feels he needs to be there.
@@Pwop_That's gotta be it. Could you imagine shopping for him and you come back home and he nitpicks every single item on the receipt? Then when he goes shopping he's a master deal-hunter, no matter how absurd or inefficient the purchase. I wouldn't bother either. Guy is an absolute asshole to people he lives with.
@@der_shingen8548 I wouldn't be surprised if there was some domestic abuse going on there, Not physical because Phil is a complete weed, but mentally...I can see it.
Doesn’t she work at a grocery store? She could easily pick up groceries after work.
@@generalgk yea, I think so!! She's home, sitting on her butt all the time. She uses the car for work, so she's independent enough to do that by herself.
I just don't get why Phil's running himself ragged on his "one day off," while she's on the couch, doing absolutely nothing??
I love how he has to rush home to order DoorDash when he’s already running errands. He could’ve ordered ahead, picked it up himself, and saved both time and money
But that would be smart...
Leave it to our boy to always take the stupidest, most ass backwards way to do everything.
Or he could have got a Costco dish. They have easy to prepare stuff back in the case.
DSP and saving money don’t match
He was too worn out dood. Looking at cute animals and maybe one hour of grocery shopping just plum tuckerd him out. Add in a GAGANTOUS Costco run for paper products and cleaning agents. What adult style person wouldn't be "tired"?
His wife seems to get sick a lot as he tells it, maybe she's just sick of phill and his pignosis antics. It's bound to happen, can you imagine how hard it would be to wake up next to dsp forever.
4:03 Now I'm imagining Phil gawking at a litter of puppies while some poor Petsmart employee is desperately trying to get him to either buy something or leave
That "Dhey Hoff" segment is all the proof I need that there is no adults in that house. Neither Pigroach or his mare actually love each other.
"She's stuck in an infinte loop and he's a moron... Welp, that's love for you." -Professor Farnsworth.
As someone who orders doordash on a regular basis to her job: I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I've had a negative experience. Tip your drivers folks
He really fancies himself a well cultured foodie
So glad to see the channels doing real good bro big ups
Phil's day off is always funny to me. It's like hearing a first grader stand in front of the class and say what they did on the weekend. His vocabulary does match that of an elementary kid. Ack Ack Ack.
panda style individual is wild 😆
ummmmm atlus question you say phil gets under your skin but your clearly a skeleton style content creator please explan this scientifical anomaly lol
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Hey yeah this guy isn't a boney boi
My favourite damn dirty detractor with a nice little nod to my favourite CZcams channel. Very cool.
16.51$ is a robust meme but 11.95$ will always have a special place in my heart.
Everyday is a day off for dsp ever since he got laid off from his helicopter job back in 2010
He went to Costco. Too bad Costco doesn't sell ready made meals, like say rotisserie chicken, but famously it doesn't, so Philip had to drive home rather than picking something up on the way home because using DoorDash is the more expensive choice.
I travel for work, so I choose to DoorDash constantly because it’s paid for and I get a wider range of food. So I order food probably more than Phil does, and I never have half of these issues. This man is an absolute menace to society
He goes to the pet store because the zoo isnt free.
"Early breakfast:" 9 AM.
These stories make me think he has some kind of brain damage. I’ve never heard anyone above the age of 13 attempt to explain how INSANE and CRAZY their grocery store runs are.
I’m not a door dash style person, but is there an option to report him for scamming them? I would love to see him get banned for admitting he asks for refunds and eats the food anyway.
4:03 Phil seems like the kind of asshole who spends half an hour staring at tee shirt refuses to buy it and then gets mad when a retail employee tells him to leave
Bugged spice mechanics. He ordered everything perfect. The cashier ate his inputs.
Phil overdosed on the spice Melange. Given his balding and overall weird-ass physique, he'll soon turn into a space navigator.
dave's definition of "early" is probably around 9 AM lmao
Phil is blown away that a game that's been getting updates for years is suddenly good. man, such an informed gamer, really on the pulse of gaming news. Also Phil continues to swap between "I'm not a graphics kind of guy" to "First thing I notice is how good it looks.... and that's it"
I really have to ask who the hell in Phil's audience wants to hear about his ridiculously mundane days off, much less for 30 plus minutes. Surely no one actually requested it.
CAHWSCOS.
I had you on off screen more just listening, but saw the farrier definition flash from the corner of my eye. had me rolling!
I'm glad at least one person, you, enjoyed that bit.
Imagine Thai food being spicy.
Giant man baby with a horse of course.
Phils days off are some of the saddest things ever if you ask me. This old adult toddler just has the most mundane nonchalant experiences yet he makes them out to be the must convoluted stressful scenarios that he's somehow proud of for handling it. Its embarrassing.
And by the way, Altus agrees 👍
"HONEY, you should stay home playing videogames, we don't want you losing all those calories I got for you".
Do you think he gave khat a pill and left her there boss?
Oh man that's the real reason he insisted she stay. Just pilled her up and went to pull hogans while going shopping
With as many appointments they have, you'd think they're both on their deathbeds.
ME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable.
His weird love for 120hz is so annoying.
I dread the day he manages to get into 4K streaming.
This is probably the Guy's most eventful day all year
I’ve seen it first hand man. A lot of grown couples with children cannot clean their house at all. Keep food stocked or even clean up spilled food. Spilled. Leave it on the floor for the roaches. Absolutely insane.
Why would you order Mediterranean or Thai food when someone’s sick? If Phil wanted to get some appropriate food in the easiest way, he could pick up soup at the grocery store and microwave it. It wouldn’t be as good as homemade soup, but it’d be good enough and would be an easy way out for him.
I can understand getting Thai food as the spicyness of it helps your throat and nose. Or at least it does with me.
There's a third option for too strong food, add more noodles, chicken, vegetables or add some coconut milk or... (you catch my drift)
3 doordash meals in a day, because you know he didn't cook some eggs and toast lmao, and he will lecture you on health. While also having a very unhealthy wife who is going to suffer greatly from her weight
6 meals a day , him and khet get all 3 meals daily , they order 6 meals a day 6 days a week on the 7th they go out for dinner so they only order 4 meals....
Listening to Phil's wack ass Day Off Retellings, and hearing how he over-emphasizes activities that would put normal-style people to sleep like it's the epic of the Odyssey, I am convinced Piggy is just larping as a normal-style human with no understanding of actual everyday life for actual people.
What puzzle me is why Phil dont use home delivery for his groceries.
Here in England, as long as you order for 40£, you get Free delivery.
Very practical.
So i dont understand why Phil have to race around doing all this shopping....
He love to stay indoors anyway.
Altus it can take some time to shoe a horse. May take a few trips.
I'm sure spending a couple of hours with Philip would make anyone sick. Like we saw how she felt after the co-op with him and there she barely had to look at him.
@Atlus the bookeeper you know I’m actually surprised that with all these DoorDash orders Phil has not had a gout outbreak or has complained about gout in years.
The cherry juice is putting work. Thats the only explanation I have
Welp, Phil mentioned the one game I never wanted to hear past his lips, FF14. I can only hope he does not ever play it.
He'd take one look at a bikini wearing Mi'qote woman and delete the entire game.
Don't worry it's very very unlikely he'll touch it.
And if hell freeze over and he plays it, it'll be 1 stream at the most.
Do you really think Phil can manage that game even with massive handholding?
@@DerichndofCoomland With how well it went with WoW, I seriously doubt Phil will ever touch a MMO ever again, so yeah, I am not worried on that front.
An early breakfast 🍳
He's such an incompetent adult, how can anyone not figure out basic tasks this badly?
Big ups
I bet he scammed the place before so they made the food extra hot to punish him.
Sure, they had to get scammed again, but I'm sure it was worth it.
5:36 I love that Phil's treating his wife being so sick that she can barely stand up with the same energy as if he ran out of milk
Okay crazy idea here. What if, Phil is ordering food, takes a photo off it, complains it sucks and is not good, Door Dash does a full refund and Phil does this on purpose to never pay for his meals?
Like i know it's a 500 iq move so that already puts into question if Phil has the brains for that. But considering how far his whilling to go to never spend any fucking money on ANYTHING i don't think it's that crazy.
How long can he do that though before he gets reprimanded by doordash? 🤔
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Fair question. Maybe they don't ask and it's just an automated process
And now I want to go back to Destiny 2. A game, I also, like Phil, only played at launch.
Still have the disc for it. Maybe I should download it on my Xbox Series X.
such a mature adult , yet sounds like an absolute child as he describes what happens when you get the fire shits after spicy food. incredible
The reason he has so many problems with delivered food is cuz he is a known pain in the ass in Renton. He doesn't tip the drivers. They know who and what he is and purposely make his food bad for laughs.
But he said he was out, and instead of ordering and picking it up on the way, he runs home to order!! This dude is exponentially regarded!
Kat with the "im not feeling well" tech to avoid spending any time with Phil.
7:44 Okay, this is a rare moment where I actually see where Dave is coming from. You get done shopping, get everything put away only to realize you didn't actually plan out dinner and end up just ordering something. My parents did that all the time when I was growing up and now it happens to me too as an adult style individual.
He says he watches programs like battlebots or house hunters... shows he knows he won't get questioned about or have any real conversation about
The thumbnail 🤪
ACK ACK ACK
Atlus. Remember that DSP takes so long finding ONE thing that employees think that his cart is abandoned. So naturally it will take him at least four hours to get everything in Costco!
Also DSP will surely cry that we detractors aren't happy with anything! DSP will argue that we complain if he orders food when his roommate is sick, and we complain if he tells his sick roommate to make food!
And there is a reason why DSP goes to a petstore to look at "cute animals". Remember that DSP really likes to go to a zoo (Because he is a manbaby.), but going to zoo costs! Going to a petstore is free!
Every time that he mentions, as to, how his Horse is playing a game. It reminds me of The Simpson's episode, where Homer purposely gets really, really portly. So he can go on disability, while working from home. He's wearing a Moo-Moo and a Shower Cap, He tries to use the Phone, and the operator is like " I'm sorry, sir, but the Finger's that you have used to Dial are too FAT" Please, try again " ( Something like that, it's been a whlie.. So I am unable to remember verbatim ) I think the Episode is called " KING-SIZE HOMER (Season 7
Episode 7)
I don't know, as to, how a Walrus is capable of using a Controller. Strange world. hahahahaha
So this is more of his robust and meaningful content he drones on about
Ah yes. He brought back the word “arbitrarily”.
Still doesn’t know what it means. Still repeating that word to sound intelligent.
Sounds like Kat's got her own gout.
Watching stuff about DSP makes my neuro-divergent arse feel normal from sheer wtf factor
True that Atlus. We're cat owners, lets go look at a monkey??? F*ckin Bonkers!! 🤣
It's stories like this that almost make me pity Khet.
How many times do you think she came down with fainting spells (real or made up, ducking her ferrier is obviously her priority) before becoming a prisoner of the Renton Snort Fort? Judging by her inflation since having been married to the Hogfather, it's probably accurate to say that Phil is an active detriment to anyone in his intimate circle. Makes the lack of friends make so much more sense now.
Ya know I listen to these videos at work cuz it definitely makes the day go by quicker, but also HOLY shit it makes me feel better that I started working a job before getting any kind of popularity on YT or anything else cuz DSP just has such a garbage mentality with work, time and just managing life in general 😂. Appreciate the content as always!
Big ups on the job of course. Glad you like the content and it keeps you entertained while on the job🙏
"I was so hungry, I had to eat it." Heaven forbid you eat, I don't know, a banana or a toast, maybe two toasts in the meantime. Life is so hard when you are DSP.
Every day is Phil’s day off. He plays video games all day and rants into a microphone.
I recently broke my foot and haven’t worked for a few weeks and can’t work until it heals. I still manage to get my shit done and manage to play games more because I’m home… OFF OF WORK
Paused at 23:37 and noticed that he is actually gaining weight again.... THE PIGGY IS BACK!
Biggest of ups uce. CZcams notifications lackin on me lately
Might be dumb question, but I am not 100% sure on the lore here, but isn't Kat working retail? Can't she just pick up a few items every day when coming home? Why do they need to restock? I would get it if she was going by bike but she has the car. They stole the tires after all.
Also wtf is he saying he couldn't wait any longer? Like I get being hungry, but he is acting like he didn't eat for two days, but it was only a couple of hours. Because let's not forget that an early breakfast for DSP isn't like 5 in the morning, it's more like between 8 and 9 in the morning.
I could be wrong but I think the latest theories are she is no longer working. It’s been a while since he’s complained about her scheduling.
Her hours kept getting reduced to the point she was working maybe one or two days a week for a few hours, which is usually a sign of a “soft” firing.
Just a reminder that DSP doesn't care about a games visuals yet it's the only thing he talks about ever. 100% it's because high framerate and good details in a videogame aren't subjective and instead make it possible for him to have something to talk about without committing to an actual opinion himself. This fence of his sure must be comfy.
You're probably right. Graphics are the only safe thing he can talk about
How he can think anyone would ever be interested in his thoroughly uninteresting life is beyond me.