Unmatched Toxicity

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  • @BroSydePhil
    @BroSydePhil Před měsícem +143

    Nothing says "maturity" like an unhinged rant, wishing for money, and berating chat.
    Peak adulting.

    • @garrettarneson7124
      @garrettarneson7124 Před měsícem +8

      Nothing screams straight male adult like a middle aged manchild playing video games and not spending time with his wife. 😂

  • @whocares7368
    @whocares7368 Před měsícem +107

    DSP talking about instant gratification is the most golden shit I’ve ever seen

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +19

      The irony is lost on him

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 Před měsícem

      He would just blame someone else​@@AtlustheBookkeeper

    • @Necroverse19
      @Necroverse19 Před měsícem +5

      Notice that he never says "delay gratification"? He always finds a way to say "instant gratification".

    • @Pillboxing
      @Pillboxing Před měsícem +7

      "I need money NOW for what I'm doing now so you need to let go of your need for instant gratification"
      *face palm*

    • @Anharie
      @Anharie Před měsícem +2

      Entertainment is one of the easiest things to get instant gratification(ed?).

  • @Musicankane
    @Musicankane Před měsícem +30

    Bro his whole life is instant gratification. He wont even wait 1 day for his Paypal tips to clear so he can pull them out without paying a fee.

    • @Musicankane
      @Musicankane Před měsícem +2

      @quiquiqui420 remember the rant about having to wait in the ER with Panda?

  • @RampagingJupiter
    @RampagingJupiter Před měsícem +78

    "Comb your hair for you, sonny. Because you can't do it yourself." - Phil projecting.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +14

      Says the guy who said his mom 'combed his hair til he was 17' then blamed his crooked tsunami wave hairline on his right side forehead is cause his mother brushed him too hard

    • @miked237
      @miked237 Před měsícem

      Phil would be more presentable if he went bald.

  • @savemelakitu
    @savemelakitu Před měsícem +37

    Just listen to the story of the Wolverine Doll to get Phillip’s true feelings about instant gratification.

  • @Khorne_Flakes8th
    @Khorne_Flakes8th Před měsícem +58

    A 42 year old Man child throwing a LITERAL tantrum telling others that they should grow up. The irony that he definitely doesn’t see is on level that are over 9000

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks Před měsícem +123

    The strawmen he's always fighting and yelling at.... Are always him. It's like his ID is crying for help from under a giant toxic ego.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 Před měsícem +14

      It's a projection. Every time he describes anyone like he did in this rant, he's straight up describing himself. self awareness be damned

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +3

      ​@@jontaehall2740he loves to say regarded now... 😂 totally doesnt watch detractors and repeat what we prove he does 😂

    • @MazingerDestro
      @MazingerDestro Před měsícem +3

      Under all this gout, there is the real Phil. A kid seeking to fight toxicity.
      Dsp's only enemy is himself

    • @chrichtonsworld1
      @chrichtonsworld1 Před měsícem +2

      One of the most spoiled, immature, anti-social and isolated brats is going to tell me to grow up? Let me quote Blade: " motha...are you out of your damn mind!"

    • @mrfeelnothing9586
      @mrfeelnothing9586 Před měsícem +1

      I mean he’s literally looking at himself when he’s talking all day every day.

  • @mrxtravagent7130
    @mrxtravagent7130 Před měsícem +87

    0:24 - "Now, I'm just gonna say ONE thing...okay?" proceeds to go on a multi day rant lol

    • @Rossoneri2
      @Rossoneri2 Před měsícem +8

      This is a daily occurrence

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před měsícem +7

      He's just being ahnest dood

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth Před měsícem +1

      u know what im sayin ? got it ? ok? good! chill stream !

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před měsícem

      @@NavaDownSouth Right ?

  • @BigNothing69
    @BigNothing69 Před měsícem +36

    "a generation of spoiled, coddled people" from the only child of upper middle class parents that went to a private school and threw tantrums when he didn't get his way only to finally get his way (I told you to buy the figure. Why didn't you listen to meee reee)

    • @Necroverse19
      @Necroverse19 Před měsícem +4

      Not to mention that the older generation has been saying this about the younger generation since the beginning of recorded history.

  • @aarontabor7098
    @aarontabor7098 Před měsícem +50

    Glad to hear his response to my chat message made it in here! 🤣
    I stand by that point: when he says "it's not me, it's the games", it isn't the flex he thinks it is. That's a tacit admission that he's not entertaining enough on his own.

    • @danielbad6086
      @danielbad6086 Před měsícem +10

      Although he would never admit it I would love to see the day he "looks in the mirror" and realizes it is him and then accepts that.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem

      ahhaha 😂

    • @I_Art_Laughing
      @I_Art_Laughing Před měsícem +1

      And it opens him up to the question: "What are going to do when gaming goes the route of Hollywood?" "Why is your content so dependent on hot new titles?"

  • @darkmage9252
    @darkmage9252 Před měsícem +20

    Phil really has no idea that actions have consequences.

    • @StoicSelfImprovement89
      @StoicSelfImprovement89 Před měsícem +4

      This is embodied 100% when you see him play Street Fighter. Truly clueless.

  • @UltimaterializerX
    @UltimaterializerX Před měsícem +57

    42 years old.
    I just turned 41. I would NEVER speak to people this way.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +19

      I appreciate that about you

    • @UltimaterializerX
      @UltimaterializerX Před měsícem +5

      @@AtlustheBookkeeper Thanks. I really do try seeing things from the guy’s point of view but this stuff is despicable.

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg Před měsícem +9

      This world needs its DSP. To serve as a shining beacon of sickly, eldritch light, showing others how NOT to communicate.

    • @Pillboxing
      @Pillboxing Před měsícem +7

      A 42 year old man actually said "Unfucking stupidly believable". It's the kind of gibberish a kid would say

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +2

      ​@@TheLewisDawgTihydl... this is how you dont live.. would be a hilarious weekly show based on dsp

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před měsícem +11

    Wow! That was rich hearing DSP talk about "mental maturity".

  • @jorijoestar4998
    @jorijoestar4998 Před měsícem +18

    If DSP didn't spend 250K on sweaty men, he could have taken a vacation.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Před měsícem +3

      Could've taken like 250k vacations in a row.

  • @spartanpozzum6855
    @spartanpozzum6855 Před měsícem +116

    I'm CONVINCED at this point dsp is believing his own lies. I wanted to type a whole rant but at this point just watching him in disbelief and laughing is all i can do.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +36

      Exactly. So often during these vids I just sit there for a while before saying anything because what can you even say to some of these things. He's insane

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 Před měsícem +12

      I would say that is the most appropriate response to Phil. He's not worth the mental energy and emotions lol

    • @batangbatugan
      @batangbatugan Před měsícem +7

      GTG's classic quote: "Give Phil enough rope and he will hang himself." Whenever Phil's ego is threatened even by a tiny fraction he will keep on yapping and yapping thinking he is proving his point but he's unknowingly making himself sound even worse.

    • @penguinsmovies
      @penguinsmovies Před měsícem +4

      I would say he needs to touch grass.But at this point I think his brain has degenerated to the point where he doesn't even know his house has doors to the outside. Humans need fresh air sunshine And to speak to somebody who was not there maid wife Always remember that

  • @Sharkmane25
    @Sharkmane25 Před měsícem +24

    Lmao when he had that spiel about instant gratification I clapped my hooves together. All he lives for is the next O face moment

  • @I_Art_Laughing
    @I_Art_Laughing Před měsícem +20

    That is a weird set of thoughts for somebody who went bankrupt pulling Hogans. What a mature, patient, and hardworking individual.

  • @DankuFranku
    @DankuFranku Před měsícem +45

    Dude has been actually unhinged all week, it’s hard to even comment on everything wrong he’s said and done lately. He’s been ranting and yelling at chat every night yet doesn’t understand why people aren’t showing up to be chewed out for not watching and donating Hogan pulls. We might be getting close to the last season of The Guy.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +16

      Detractors are eating well. But I wouldn't count him out, he always manages to keep doing

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 Před měsícem

      True. Hes an ashole but especially now.

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker Před měsícem +13

      I called it last year that this is the last "normal" year for phil. That's my prediction. His income is way down. He's gonna make, what? 80k this year?
      He spends half on hogans. He's on track for 45k+ by the end of the year. And he always ramps up pulls later in the year.
      I've had a feeling He's already been (I forget the word, but basically he's been holding off monthly payments of his bills) hence the printer saga. The only bills you'd ever need to print out and sign are ones where you're requesting a extension or whatever.
      I think the IRS/debt collectors are gonna fuck him soon.

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn Před měsícem +8

      I can only hope, cuz he’s getting mentally exhausting with his mental gymnastics. Hate to lose all the great content Phil provides but I’m gonna enjoy this gout meteor until the end.

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 Před měsícem +18

    He CANT be this completely lacking in self awareness. This is borderline regarded.

  • @dicloniusgames
    @dicloniusgames Před měsícem +14

    Years later and he's still seething about not getting the Wolverine toy but mentioning it in different ways. Phil is what I call a harbinger of "Only Child Syndrome."

  • @louspowels7120
    @louspowels7120 Před měsícem +10

    "you don't get instant gratification"
    does 1 stream
    "where was everyone"

  • @TheSpyDispenser1
    @TheSpyDispenser1 Před měsícem +15

    It is so sad because he almost figured it out that he was the problem, but then he deflected the blame onto chat, the trolls and the "people" who didn't show up.
    Anyway, big ups Atlus

  • @civill9104
    @civill9104 Před měsícem +38

    Phil really has to think about what message he's trying to convey and why. He's just venting at his viewers like they're his therapist. It's fucking wild haha

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +12

      It's ironically his most interesting content

    • @razorsharp5643
      @razorsharp5643 Před měsícem +9

      Agree. He is making no sense and purposefully misinterpreting every point.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 Před měsícem +5

      It's wild that this is his only unique thing. I've never seen a streamer do the rants Phil does before

  • @Penitent_Sin
    @Penitent_Sin Před měsícem +24

    Comb my hair like Linda did for 18 years Phil?

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker Před měsícem +9

      Basically his entire cope session was projection. It was wild listening to it and just correlating every word to himself.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 Před měsícem +18

    26:40 Keep in mind this whole video is a 42 old man having a temper tantrum live on camera

  • @JackNightmare1975
    @JackNightmare1975 Před měsícem +29

    DSP "I want more people to come hangout " also DSP "you can't have instant gratification, grow up" .... 🙄🙄🙄

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker Před měsícem +8

      Phil - " I want more people to come hang out! Where is everyone???"
      Also phil - " if you don't like me not doing what you want, and you don't like me being a lazy, good for nothing dunce, then fuck off! And don't come back"
      Also phil again - "how come nobody came out to watch hades 2?"
      Dude is clueless. He's on a detractor creator speed run.

  • @paulturner4684
    @paulturner4684 Před měsícem +34

    I would just like to point out that everything DSP is listing as an improvement to his streams has either been donated or the labor is performed by someone else. How in anyway is this entertainment? If your audience has to "tough out the hard times" why would they even watch in the first place?

    • @MaesterMike
      @MaesterMike Před měsícem +5

      Even then, the "improvements" are the bare minimum he can do to make his streams better. He needs to learn that he has to change, and no amount of better tech will hide your insufferable personality.

  • @TheFreshestPineapple
    @TheFreshestPineapple Před měsícem +44

    We may be nearing a....climax of the DSP Era. I feel like it's only a matter of time before he gets banned on CZcams for completely going off on the detractors with a long, hateful rant, most likely involving poop and/or a spoon

    • @DankuFranku
      @DankuFranku Před měsícem +18

      Yeah, it’s been a while since he’s been this toxic and wound up. We’ve been having daily toxic meltdowns since Saturday now.

    • @dburgd99
      @dburgd99 Před měsícem +6

      Would you want your product showing up in an ad on Phis stream? Hell no. I really am a bit surprised he hasnt got kicked yet.

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta Před měsícem +1

      banned? I don't know! But, something is happening in House Pigroach. he is really off lately. The salt mines are opening DAILY!

    • @I_Art_Laughing
      @I_Art_Laughing Před měsícem +2

      ​@@DankuFrankusnortfort is going broke.

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 Před měsícem +17

    Funny how Phil tells his audience “you can’t have instant gratification,” while he’s literally on this rant because he didn’t get “instant gratification” to get his champs money.

  • @Gentou76
    @Gentou76 Před měsícem +24

    I am going to need an antidote from all of the toxin flowing from Phil's mouth.

    • @cmogreen3865
      @cmogreen3865 Před měsícem +3

      I have a antidote but it'll cost ya about Tree Fiddy😂

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 Před měsícem

      Phil is also holier than thou

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem Před měsícem

      ​@@cmogreen3865I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you damn Lockness monster!

  • @NiiChan_MWP
    @NiiChan_MWP Před měsícem +13

    DSP is the living embodiment of the idiom 'Pot calling the Kettle Black' when it comes to instant gratification.

  • @midnightlobster
    @midnightlobster Před měsícem +15

    I jumped into his stream yesterday and someone chatted “Do you think you should ask your top 3 donators like OIC on which games you should play?”
    I’ve never seen a comment get deleted so fast 😂😂😂

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 Před měsícem +14

    He got to wait until Jasper passes away before he goes on a honeymoon.
    Also funny how he wishes he was a ginormous streamer but then he will tell you that he doesn't want to be one and wants to be a small time guy.

  • @SomeFrenchie
    @SomeFrenchie Před měsícem +20

    Phil calling people snowflakes while he's living in a gated community in Washington in a inner ring Seattle Sub-urb and doordashing everything he eats is honestly the single most entitled thing i've ever heard

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +4

      Absolutely. He is the shining example of an entitled, coddled brat

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 Před měsícem

      I cant beleive Kat quit her job to eat DD and play video games full time!? 😂 she’s not even recognizable anymore

  • @YonaSuzuki
    @YonaSuzuki Před měsícem +8

    he is going INSANE lately

  • @7venXIII
    @7venXIII Před měsícem +12

    4:20 "They shouldn't want instant gratification and should not want to be served at there beck and call like some kinda dictator."Lmao I got confused because I didn't know if he was talking about his audience or himself. I love when you can use DSPs logic against him.

  • @Darthmufin
    @Darthmufin Před měsícem +9

    DSP is the only one pouting and stomping his feet that his youtube wellfare check tips are low

  • @mducey
    @mducey Před měsícem +22

    How did he ever create a fanbase? How does have legit fans?

    • @StarkosiTV
      @StarkosiTV Před měsícem

      They’re too stupid to realize that they can literally browse CZcams for any other SF6 player (for example), and realize that Phil isn’t remotely good at FGs.

    • @PUPPIES_OF_PESTILENCE
      @PUPPIES_OF_PESTILENCE Před měsícem

      All his legit fans must from an alternate earth in an universe. I'm guessing Bizarro World

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 Před měsícem +6

    The whole "kids these days just want to be coddled" talk is rich coming from the guy who cried about his parents never buying him a Wolverine figure

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 Před měsícem +23

    Phil has a knack for purposefully misinterpreting any point brought up to him

    • @ramenbramen3859
      @ramenbramen3859 Před měsícem +9

      He has to, if he ever lets reality in it will cause a chain reaction more catastrophic then the Death Star

    • @freewoo9218
      @freewoo9218 Před měsícem

      It's very blatant too.
      Hey Phil the sky is blue.
      Phil- the sky is actually space and there's planets in space.
      Viewer- but I mean the color of the sky is blue
      Phil- eff your mother, your an idiot. Ban

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Před měsícem

      That seems to be a running theme with people in and from Washington.

  • @chriswright976
    @chriswright976 Před měsícem +4

    4:16 "I'm sure at this point that everybody's been called worse by better" That is prophetic.👍

  • @lotsatrix
    @lotsatrix Před měsícem +5

    This is what happens when you’re 40, you have zero friends, and don’t leave the house.

  • @foreverasylum4000
    @foreverasylum4000 Před měsícem +22

    DSP has been going crazy recently, midlife crisis?

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +15

      Possibly, which is so funny since just the other day he said he can't go through a midlife crisis because he's the happiest he's ever been

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 Před měsícem +2

      Him and halsim had a fight.

    • @scribblerjones
      @scribblerjones Před měsícem +1

      Pig-life crisis.

    • @I_Art_Laughing
      @I_Art_Laughing Před měsícem +1

      ​@AtlustheBookkeeper he's clearly unhappy.

  • @troyl200
    @troyl200 Před měsícem +5

    DSP's parents sound like those tourists who believe the punch will grant holisitc qalities. Then wake up in a frozen tub with their kidneys missing.

  • @kimi8955
    @kimi8955 Před měsícem +5

    "It's not me it's the game guys!"
    Then why can other streamers stream indie games and get the same viewership?
    "I am different than other streamers!"
    Make that make sense.

  • @number1enemyoftheuseless985
    @number1enemyoftheuseless985 Před měsícem +4

    His blinking and sudden wide eye facial expressions never being able to look at the camera for more than 5 seconds especially when he's talking is a true testament to his inability to speak the truth.

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley Před měsícem +8

    Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper

  • @krypto32123
    @krypto32123 Před měsícem +4

    A guy who's addicted to wwe candy crush ranting about instant gratification is wild lmao

  • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
    @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn Před měsícem +5

    Pretty bold to assume your audience is obligated to "tough out" YOUR shtty broadcasts. What makes him entitled to our patience? The projection from this man remains WILD 😂

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn Před měsícem +6

    I just watched the episode of South Park where Wendy beat up Cartman. God damn, is that episode perfectly encapsulate Phil who like Cartman is always cashing a check with his mouth that he really can’t afford. 😂 Can’t wait until Phil meets his Wendy.

  • @TheQuietTimes
    @TheQuietTimes Před měsícem +8

    7:46 That is 100% NOT how relationships (ESPECIALLY marriage) works. He talks about a vacation like it's a long-term, PERSONAL goal. A vacation to ANYWHERE is the kind of thing you should be able to plan, save for, and go on in 1-year's time... 2, MAX. You cannot make your wife wait for YEARS and YEARS, take her on a single vacation and think that makes up for all the years where you did nothing. That's what most would call "too little, too late". And the mentality that DSP has is the kind of mentality that leads to dissatisfaction and divorce.
    Being a streamer is LITERALLY one of the only jobs ON THE ENTIRE PLANET that affords you the time/freedom of schedule to take a vacation whenever you want. If he can't find the time to take Kat to Japan, it's only because he doesn't want to. What's more, he could even go on vacation and record a couple of videos or do an IRL stream from Japan... Which folks might actually want to see & support. So there's really just no excuse.
    Not to mention, she knows he blows thousands of dollars EVERY MONTH pulling Glistening Steve Austins and ordering Doordash... So, using a "lack of money" and "inflation" as an excuse is just a slap in the face to her, seeing as he wastes every dollar he gets. Simply put, Kat and her happiness are just not a priority for DSP.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před měsícem +5

    This guy who’s had everything handed to him and is currently freaking out because people didn’t instantly empty their wallets because he finally honored a years old request has a lot of nerve.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 Před měsícem +5

    3:08 Oh the sheer irony of that statement

  • @jtmarin04
    @jtmarin04 Před měsícem +3

    Being a DSP fan would be like hanging out in your bloke's house as he spends his whole day yelling at his nemesis neighbor and random people walking by

  • @jaredrobbins9247
    @jaredrobbins9247 Před měsícem +6

    always love the breakdowns man!

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue Před měsícem +2

    "Hold the toy then put it back so I can hold it over your head when you misbehave" is the most toxic parenting idea I may have ever heard

  • @ralphh4411
    @ralphh4411 Před měsícem +13

    "Un-fucking-stupidly-mature" wtf is even that?

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz Před měsícem +8

    1:21 his fans had diff tastes, like some only liked to see him rage or wanted him to grow past the rage but both left since he got boring and didn’t change. His own fault he didn’t go past level 1

  • @TheModelGamer
    @TheModelGamer Před měsícem +6

    The sickest part of this whole thing is him basically saying, "Even though I'm the boss of this 'business' and I make the schedule and nobody can fire me for not showing up, it's YOUR fault I don't get to spend time with my wife." Like, that's a sick thing for a streamer to say.
    And the worst part is how many dents will actually APOLOGIZE to Phil for this? We've already seen people contribute and apologize for not being able to contribute more. How long until the apologies for Phil not spending time with his wife starts?
    He needs to be kicked offline. Enough is enough.

  • @trollpatrol7039
    @trollpatrol7039 Před měsícem +4

    2:45 Did he think that the panda was "mentally mature"?

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz Před měsícem +6

    6:06 he’s said he’s successful and happy where he is, him missing out celebrating his wife is not the fan’s fault. He made her bd all about him when BK ruined a chicken sandwich & they both forgot their anniversary, who in the marriage is happy Phil?

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem +1

      Imagine forgetting your anniversary but claiming to be happily married. Wtf

  • @Sillydk-ot6dk
    @Sillydk-ot6dk Před měsícem +4

    Absolutely no selfawareness. He is talking about himself but doesn't get that.

  • @Cheeba801
    @Cheeba801 Před měsícem +3

    These rants are really ramping up! Im here for it. Big ups Lich King

  • @toastyshoober7046
    @toastyshoober7046 Před měsícem +4

    Hearing him say “hold it there sonny” is the closest he’s gotten to acting like his age (hes 60 or something)

  • @fatesfrozenflame
    @fatesfrozenflame Před měsícem +5

    Wait I thought he was living his best life and happy but now he's saying him being stuck in a room for 6 days (his own doing) is miserable. Also him not being able to spend time with his wife is his fault. He has such a passive approach to life, he really is just waiting to have success fall into his lap like it did before and he'll pretend like he earned that somehow.
    Also while sandwich analogies are the norm here (and I love them) I thought of an analogy involving a toy shop. Say you own a toy store and sell toys to kids and you've been doing well but then a brand new toy comes out that is all the rage and every kid wants it. They go to your store but you didn't stock them and so they go elsewhere that carries them. Eventually, months or years later, you stock them. Sure they might sell a bit but nowhere near that initial period it was a hot item so too little too late and that's your fault. You don't to complain you did what they asked that late.
    If Kat had any sense she'd do the same if Phil could finally do a honeymoon say 5 years from now. You think she's going to enjoy that as much? There is absolutely no LRE among those two, or any relationship energy for that matter.
    I think Phil really thinks if you didn't suffer in some way for success it was you taking an easy way out. I think he's addicted to being pitied. Like if he did something easy he will twist and spin it in a way where it sounds like he had all these hurdles other people put in his way he could do nothing about and he overcame that so it makes his success better where a rational person just sees it as him doing it the hard way for literally no reason.

  • @Beggars_Banquet
    @Beggars_Banquet Před měsícem +1

    DSP: "Have someone comb your hair for you cuz you can't do it for yourself."
    Also DSP: "My mom combed my hair until I was in high school."

  • @Foxhound3857
    @Foxhound3857 Před měsícem +3

    If this were *any other streamer* they would be getting blasted on Twitter, flayed and skinned on Drama Alert, and would be cancelled within a week.
    For Phil, it's just Tuesday, and nobody even flinches anymore.
    It's honestly scary that we've gotten to the point where we're just numb to his antics and the rest of the community turns a blind eye to his behavior. This can't be a good thing for our own mental health.

  • @UFC_Buffalo
    @UFC_Buffalo Před měsícem +2

    3:09 lol the lack of self awareness is CHIEF's kiss

  • @BrandonMyers-je3bd
    @BrandonMyers-je3bd Před měsícem +3

    That wolverine story is a dark time in his life. He's been a broken man ever since.

  • @bwipmwqp
    @bwipmwqp Před měsícem +3

    As a counter to DPS' rant.
    “Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Mark Twain
    This while not always realistic is something people should live by.

  • @joshuap-lh2hc
    @joshuap-lh2hc Před měsícem +3

    Holy shit he really brought up the god damm wolverine figurine!

  • @LanceCriminal1337
    @LanceCriminal1337 Před měsícem +2

    There is a saying, “people who live in glass houses, shouldn’t throw stones”. I don’t understand how he can be this unaware of his own situation. This is what 15 years of isolation does to you, complete and utter insanity

  • @jackharrow7147
    @jackharrow7147 Před měsícem +3

    15:33 imagine dsp as a kid though, if Dave and/or Linda didn't take him to the toy section first he probably whined every second about it and begged random strangers to buy him toys

  • @taofeng718
    @taofeng718 Před měsícem +4

    I like how he used inflation as a reason for not being able to have a rig or play indie games ect but the audience cannot use that same excuse when it comes to supporting him. Remember when he said inflation wasn’t a thing because everyone was buying expensive ice cream? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @ferrousgolem1
    @ferrousgolem1 Před měsícem +4

    What happened to dsp being happy with his life? Ah, just larping to "own" the trolls. Got it.

  • @fatesfrozenflame
    @fatesfrozenflame Před měsícem +4

    It honestly infuriates me so much DSP thinks every other streamer that succeeds is some fake shill that is cheating and lying and doing every dirty trick in the book to get ahead and he's some last bastion of honesty on the planet. You know he's sitting around hoping and praying he succeeds because he wants to lord that over them that he succeeded despite them doing those things, the ultimate underdog.

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur Před měsícem +4

    Fill sets his own schedule, that's on him.
    He also makes six figures and has for years, but can't afford a week off? He can't even upgrade his setup unless it was given to him.

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg Před měsícem

      I have a wild-ass theory 😆: the "behind the scenes" stuff he totally can't talk about, is actually a family member legit being held hostage by kidnappers, who have been extorting DSP for ransom money for years now. The whole WWEC account is just a way for him to discreetly send that money so everyone will just assume he's a gacha addict.

  • @Lelouch_ViBrittania
    @Lelouch_ViBrittania Před měsícem +2

    "Why dont you show me the source!" " My source is made it the fuck up!"

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve Před měsícem +2

    DSP talking about mental maturity and not having instant gratification is the exact sort of shit I need injecting into my veins.

  • @Ron_Jambo_
    @Ron_Jambo_ Před měsícem +4

    He never grew up since the Wolverine doll, it would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway 😂😂😂

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před měsícem +2

    I bet that shopping with Mommy story happened once and he remembered it because he was traumatized by it. They probably let him hold a toy because he was pitching a fit.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 Před měsícem +3

    15:08 Every letter in the alphabet to doubt Phil

  • @FinalStarman95
    @FinalStarman95 Před měsícem +2

    "We have an entire generation of people who are coddled, spoiled and treated like special snowflakes."
    --says the "adult" who bitched about his parents not getting him a specific Wolverine toy when he was a kid.

  • @TheTruth61989
    @TheTruth61989 Před měsícem +6

    This is an insane person.

  • @Storm7777
    @Storm7777 Před měsícem +2

    The shopping toy story is just an example of bad parenting. Bribe your kid to behave while they were shopping.

  • @magiccactus9812
    @magiccactus9812 Před měsícem +4

    Chat will remember this

  • @BitterFifi
    @BitterFifi Před měsícem +1

    The vaporwave thumbnails from Christmas past are definitely the best ones. Really shows his material gorl side

  • @ultragokui8699
    @ultragokui8699 Před měsícem +3

    he claimed that poll was ruined by trolls because the outcome didnt align with what he was wanting, but that’s typical of the guy. if you don’t share his views/opinions you’re simply a detractor

  • @LabyrinthOfEyes
    @LabyrinthOfEyes Před měsícem +3

    It boggles my mind that Phil can say he's trying to be a better person while going on a completely unhinged toxic rant.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  Před měsícem

      The most morally righteous people belittle and scream at their followers and audience, don't you know?

  • @JSKStudios420
    @JSKStudios420 Před měsícem +1

    16:00 DSP “I wish, I was a ginormous streamer.”
    16:27 DSP “I don't have any aspirations of being a super popular guy.”
    Currently, Me “What do you want to be when you grow up, Phillip?”
    Also, DSP from the past, I could really use the tips. Tips are what help right now.

  • @BigPeppo91
    @BigPeppo91 Před měsícem +2

    Itsagundam said it best when he stated that DSP is his own worst detractor

  • @ReGo001
    @ReGo001 Před měsícem +1

    The irony of a man asking for instant gratification telling the people he’s asking it from that they can’t shouldn’t expect it 😂

  • @slipstream7324
    @slipstream7324 Před měsícem +2

    if you follow the money, it will lead you to hogans
    book of the king of gacha
    *atlus style chant singing

  • @Nomadic_Gaming
    @Nomadic_Gaming Před měsícem +1

    dsp “you dont get instant gratification because you havent earned it”
    also dsp “i earned money by playing this new hot game no one asked for wheres my instant gratification”

  • @jakublulek3261
    @jakublulek3261 Před měsícem +1

    His chat was going insane, holy! Even dents were rioting against this toxicity!

  • @ohrich22
    @ohrich22 Před měsícem +1

    I've heard this ten time an everytime he goes "Life stinks. You see I've been married five years..." Coke comes out my nose

  • @harryz5847
    @harryz5847 Před měsícem +2

    "I've grown as a person" "I'm a mature adult" "Time to grow the F*** up" - Says the 40-something year-old man ranting and raging like a 8 year old

  • @jontaehall2740
    @jontaehall2740 Před měsícem +2

    The projection is massively strong.
    The same guy who's saying this, is the same guy that goes "I played the game you asked for, and no one supported".
    These unhinged rants are becoming more and more common.

  • @RainingLemur
    @RainingLemur Před měsícem +1

    So... He wants to know what his audience wants. Also, only wants "pahsitive, inchresting, legit feedback" but apparently not constructive criticism. He only wants feedback that strokes his Jupiter sized ego, and sends anyone who uses wrong-think like "shorten the daily pre-streem" or to use a damn mute button when he has to snort to the ban dimension.... OK, Dave. You've made your point clear as mud.

  • @Eassstt
    @Eassstt Před měsícem +1

    Big ups man, I admire your ability to watch this lunatic and not completely lose your mind