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j0rts
United States
Registrace 28. 03. 2021
I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games.
How many minigames can you WIN with RANDOM inputs?
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts
Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts
I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see how many Mario Party Superstars minigames you can win with random inputs.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at www.twitch.tv/j0rts
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▶Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts
▶Twitch: twitch.tv/j0rts
▶Twitter: j0rts_
▶TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@j0rts_yt
▶Discord: discord.gg/V2dj2rXsbk
Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts
I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see how many Mario Party Superstars minigames you can win with random inputs.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at www.twitch.tv/j0rts
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Links ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
▶Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts
▶Twitch: twitch.tv/j0rts
▶Twitter: j0rts_
▶TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@j0rts_yt
▶Discord: discord.gg/V2dj2rXsbk
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How fast can you touch a Piranha Plant in every Mario game?
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Piranha Plants have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name,...
How fast can you touch a banana in every DK game?
zhlédnutí 153KPřed 2 měsíci
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts There have been a lot of...interesting...Donkey Kong games over the years, but how fast can you touch a banana in each one? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this...
Ranking every Kirby ability by how useful it is IRL
zhlédnutí 620KPřed 3 měsíci
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts If you could choose any Kirby copy ability to have in real life, which would you choose? Let's rank all 68 abilities to see what's the most useful IRL. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Additional Footage Sources ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Jelly: czcams.com/video/WxUeExQALvI/video.html Crash: czcams.com/video/-aoqQ4NOi20/video.html UFO: czcams.com/video/...
How fast can you touch every Pokemon type in Zelda?
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Zelda and Pokemon both have strong ties to the elements, so I thought what would it look like if we tried touching every Pokemon type in Tears of the Kingdom? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, u...
Reviewing All 31 Guards in Ocarina of Time
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts The guards in Ocarina of Time were long overdue for a performance review, so I went undercover to see how good of a job they're all doing. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. ...
Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 DLC Track by How Safe It Is
zhlédnutí 399KPřed 5 měsíci
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat once again to rank every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC track by how safe it is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:31 Paris Promenade 01:21 Toad Circuit 01:48 Choco Mountain 02:21 Coconut Mall 02:55 Tokyo Blur 03:27 Shroom Ridge 03:54 Sky Gard...
How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?
zhlédnutí 1,2MPřed 6 měsíci
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Koopas have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this ch...
Rating Every Recipe in Tears of the Kingdom
zhlédnutí 64KPřed 6 měsíci
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts How good is the food in Tears of the Kingdom? Well, I decided to cook and rate all 228 recipes to find out. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:40 Appetizers 04:02 Basic Meat Fish 05:47 Soups, Stews, Curries 08:24 Entrées 10:46 Desserts 13:15 À La Carte 14:53 The Final Recipe 15:59 Outro ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...
Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 Track by How Safe It Is
zhlédnutí 1MPřed 7 měsíci
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat and ranked every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track by how safe it is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:30 Mario Kart Stadium 01:18 Water Park 01:55 Sweet Sweet Canyon 02:48 Thwomp Ruins 03:36 Mario Circuit 04:07 Toad Harbor 04:43 Twisted Mansi...
How fast can you touch grass/water/fire in Kirby games?
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How fast can you touch grass/water/fire in Kirby games?
How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?
zhlédnutí 585KPřed 9 měsíci
How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?
Can you win a Mario Party game with random inputs?
zhlédnutí 397KPřed 9 měsíci
Can you win a Mario Party game with random inputs?
How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?
zhlédnutí 289KPřed 10 měsíci
How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?
Is Random Better Than Nothing in Mario Party?
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Is Random Better Than Nothing in Mario Party?
How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?
zhlédnutí 257KPřed 11 měsíci
How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?
How fast can you get a life in every Zelda game?
zhlédnutí 808KPřed rokem
How fast can you get a life in every Zelda game?
How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?
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How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?
I simulated a Pokemon Battle Royale using AI
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I simulated a Pokemon Battle Royale using AI
How fast can you touch AIR in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch AIR in every Mario game?
How fast can you touch water in every Zelda game?
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How fast can you touch water in every Zelda game?
I Built the Worst Bots to Play Mario and Sonic
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I Built the Worst Bots to Play Mario and Sonic
How fast can you touch fire in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch fire in every Mario game?
How fast can you touch water in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch water in every Mario game?
How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
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How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
How fast can you touch grass in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch grass in every Mario game?
Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?
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Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?
I Created a Bot to Play Smash Bros. Melee for Me
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I Created a Bot to Play Smash Bros. Melee for Me
Can you beat Mario Party 2 + 3 with ONE CONTROLLER?
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Can you beat Mario Party 2 3 with ONE CONTROLLER?
Is it Possible to Beat Mario 64 at 400% Speed?
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Is it Possible to Beat Mario 64 at 400% Speed?
only god knows why i just watched this video😂😂😂
No touch real grass
9:39 WHY RANDY WHY?
Your sense of comic timing is extremely good
16:04 some real pineapple on pizza moments
Why do you keep slowing yourself down in these runs 😭😭😭
“I appreciate how there’s a warning about boulders falling. I don’t appreciate that there are boulders falling” got me 💀
Ya forgot metal can turn into a metal ball for rolling down a hill
17:23 randy just wanted to grab some of that sauce😞😞😞😞😞😞
Wonder what CaseOh is taking 13:48
❤touch Flower
randy is a god damn genius
Do fire
Touch Shandon every single Mario game
Magician can get you a job at birthdays
So...can you?
I didn't know I needed this video. 10/10
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Good job Randy👍👍
More heroics, from the hero we need, but we don't deserve. You are an absolute asset, to all safety-conscious Karters, out there! 🎩
You, are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve. My hat is off to you. 🎩
16:35 not again
4:47 he should have gotten that point, he got farther than Luigi did
4:32 What makes me a good demoman?
No level of mind games has any effect on him, he will choose randomly and he WILL FIND YOU.
go touch real grass
1.43 Me to 😀😀😀😀
randy : i love walls
Idea: get a bot who is great at Mario and one that is great at sonic, and put them in the wrong games. Sonic bot goes to Mario, Mario bot goes to sonic. Make sure they both go to the original game.
16:05 💀💀💀
how is randy so smart
Waluigi wins by doing absolutely everything.
on that track randy is like a cheat code
Not Goku it's sun wukong look at the fit closely before you say anything about it crown staff it's a spinning image of wukong
there is a non-zero chance that if left to do these forever Randy will one day do these all flawlessly.
Blind & Deaf person VS Quadraplegic person in party games
A lot of them are theoretically possible but just not plausible to be completed
What a fun idea
Minecraft is my favorite mario game for sure it is the best my home looks like yoshi
That title is disgusting
How fast can you touch money in every Mario game?
Another title is (Which CPU will win by carrying people who aren't helpful at all)
18:20 WILO
16:36 Ayo randy is going for the towers
Infinite monkey theorem.
Dang no Mario galaxy
Easy level bots be like:
The real question is how fast can you touch grass in real life?
So Randy has pagotophobia, neat.
still better than the average game journalist