How fast can you touch AIR in every Mario game?
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2023
- We've touched earth, water, and fire. That leaves only one element left remaining to master...air.
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I think I included all the Mario games this time but let me know if I missed any
Mayrio cart 🛒
Can you do the fastest death in every Mario game? I really enjoyed watching this series!
It doesn't matter if you missed something.
hotel mario
You touched grass but not dirt
Out of all of the April Fool videos I've seen today this one's really a breath of fresh air.
*I see what you did there*
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@@Imagine1143 I see what you did th-air
@@joewilliams-un8vu t-air-able joke
HELO BROTHER
That's 4 of 18 types!
You still have yet to Touch Normal, Electric, Ice, Psychic, Dark, Dragon, Ghost, Bug, Rock, Ground, Poison, Fighting, Steel and Fairy.
I wouldn't be opposed to a touching bug video because that means wiggler gets morebspotlight
Question, is a koopa a dragon?
Bump!!! Let's do this thing!!!
@@JamesTDG Yoshi is a dragon and dinosaur hybrid, so that is close enough.
@@JamesTDG the ruined dragon from smo
I thought I was the only one who played Super Mario 64! I'm glad I have such a super rare game in my collection.
it's not super rare :/ a physical copy of it is, but it's not super rare, heck it's even on the nintendo switch even tho nintendo is very harshly against retro games
How does it feel to be one of the few with Super Mario 64?
@@nocontext400 how does ot feel to be the only one to not get the joke
@@F1remice how does it feel to be a smart alack?
It’s not rare because Nintendo sold super Mario 3d all stars and hundreds of thousands of people bought it before it got removed because it was limited time
I was waiting for him to get to Mario Galaxy and debate over wether there’s air in space.
Then I remembered that it’s April Fools’ Day.
He touches air at the beginning of both Mario Galaxy games anyway
And there is air in Mario Sunshine
And there’s air in Ohio☠️☠️
@@DemonicInOhio shut
@@DemonicInOhioshuy
0:41 actually funnily enough, there may actually NOT be air/an atmosphere in that black void, since we know that until Mario 64, Mario didn't need air to breath, as he can spend as much time in the underwater stages as he wants without drowning
I mean, technically, there’s air in the water. Mario a fish; confirmed?!?!
@@micahwong1410. I mean, technically, he's never touching air as his atoms don't physically touch air atoms. Mario a dust cloud; confirmed?!?!
Whaaaaaaaaa!?
This is the most original yet unoriginal april fools prank ever
This is definitely one of the hardest challenge ever, I am very impressed you manage to touch air in every Mario game!
It's fricken INSANE that j0rts has all of these consoles. As the legend foretold, only the ONE TRUE GAMER is able to accrue such a collection!
There are emulators u know?
@@krakenanimates2981r/woosh
@@krakenanimates2981r/woooooosh
you know that you can get most of these games on the Nintendo switch?
@@krakenanimates2981 /OMG no way!
you should've done this for zelda, so that you can really take that breath of the wild
i get it
lol underrated
Bro I’m actually dying rn😂
Somehow manages to be both an April Fools prank and the inevitable conclusion to the Touching Stuff With Mario franchise at the same time.
I like to think he realized halfway through Super Mario 64 that Super Mario Galaxy was close so he just decided to go for every obscure game
NBA Street V3 for the Nintendo Gamecube is NOT an obscure game, thank you
@@martineriksson03 Well I said it from my point of view because I dont see much people mentioning it often
How fast can you make physical contact with Bowser in every Mario game?
super mario princess peach edition
Ahh yes the fifth element, Bowser
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Some games somehow don't have bowser
how fast can grope bowser
Expected the touch air video to be about the first jump you can make, but this works as well.
I'm glad Avatar Mario is now one with all the elements, and can now defeat Firelord Bowser.
2:45 super mario MINECRAFT
This is the best April Fools video I've ever watched.
He actually did it, absolutely insane
I never realized how common air was.
Warm, hydrated, and enjoying clean air in the outdoors! J0rts has truly ascended.
a "real" version of this where you touch clouds would be pretty cool i think
Bro why did you have to prove me wrong like that? I literally said "you can't touch air without a 2 second long video" and you made it 4 minutes somehow. Respect!
I can't wait for people to stumble across this in the future and initially have no idea that this was an April Fools' prank
Lmao, I just did that.
The skill required to complete these challenges.... simply incredible, all hail avatar mario
2:56 all the camman18 fans feeling physical discomfort at the thought of using birch
this was quite the intense challenge i must say
MARIO'S BALLINNNNNNNNNNN 2:02
Your honor. Mario will never be ballin.
This is the dumbest, most obvious April Fool's joke I've see thus far today, so why am I laughing at it so damn hard?
2:56 uh oh beware of camman18 he's pissed
I’m pissed
You should make a serious version where "Air" is some sort of wind element or the skyline in 2d games.
Short answer: “How fast can you touch air in every Mario game?” “0.01 Seconds.”
Super Mario Bros 2 takes place in a dream, therefor Mario doesn't touch air until the game is over and we see him in bed sleeping.
Wow! This was definitely the hardest challenge yet! Glad you toughed it out and got through all of them!
I was REALLY hoping you'd do this for April Fools! You made my day!
One could argue that because Mario 2 is a dream, you don't touch air until you beat the game and see Mario in bed in real life.
Conclusion: Mario suffocates a little bit for 1/100 of a second at the beginning of every single game.
3:30 he is back…
3:37 what have we done
*THE AVI-MAR*
WHAT HAVE WE DOOO-
@@diamondcat705 *smo*
WELCOME TO MARIO TEACHES TYPING!!!!! 2:10
The live split window was really helpful thanks
3:04 my eyes!!!!!!!!!
j0rts: 2:35 wait there is no air in space
If you featured mario galaxy, there would still be air.
Because every planet has it's atmosphere
And even if they didn't, you start off in a completely normal, planet-sized, under attack planet.
"That leaves only one element remaining"
The entire Periodic Table: Am I a joke to you?
In Super Mario Bros 2 you are in a dream, so when you are dreaming, you are touching air.
The setup for this video! You, sir, are a legend. Here is your internet. You've won it fair and square.
1:18
Obscure my ass
Will do
The Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
If you have went outside, then you wouldn't make Aang Mario. That's why people told you to touch grass. For exercise.
If you ever feel useless, watch this video😂
If you evil feel useless, remember theres a comment making fun of an april fools joke
@@Alistairs_CreativeProjects is right
2:48 if u make this joke AGAIN I will unsubscribe
Plssss noo
In Super Mario 2 you actually cant touch air until you finish the game as it's all a dream.
Captain:Unleash the kraken
Crew:Umm sir we don't have a kraken we have an avatario
Captain:Wtf is an avatario
Avatario: ive come for your spaghetti
Captain: kill it with fire
Crew:it controls fire
Captain: kill it with acid then.
That thumbnail goes so fucking hard, oh my god
The last air bender X Mario😂 3:29
You touched grass, water, fire and air but now you have to touch ice/snow and feel the freeze
Beating every Mario game as Wriggler? Or a 6 Bulb Garlic Butter Tutorial?
Fun fact: Everything is made of blocks in Minecraft. Even the air is blocks.
No seriously, the absence of a block IS a block called air.
it's exactly what i expected and i love it
Now touch aether in every Mario game.
"Mario isn't suffocating so there's air here"
Mario: *Can survive the vacuum of space*
I don't think him being alive means there's air :P
Alternative title: How fast can you open every mario game and then immediately close it
I learned to type on Mario Teaches Typing and sometimes I swear it was a fever dream. Thank you for confirming my second grade memories aren’t false.
I loved this so much unironically
Finally Mario Hoops gets the respect it deserves
Oh wow, it's finally happened! We have the new Avatar! It's Chris Pratt. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time
All jokes aside, Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is an absolute banger of a game
Idea: How fast can you touch all 4 elements in every Mario game?
that ranking on the end looks like an super easy and short speedrun category that one millisecond longer can take you to 500rd place
The dance dance revolution one got me laughing to the next neighborhood
And with that april fools the *mario the airbender* lore gets deeper
NO WAY I remember that typing game! LOL
Not even kidding, when I was in first grade, I was sent in for a scholarship assessment to some private school, because I was way ahead of where I "should" have been in 1st grade, and they had me play that game... I don't remember anything about it, but I do remember messing around with it.
Mario can breathe in water so he survives in space too
Leaderboard:
Every mario game: 0.01 seconds
Underwater games: ~10 seconds
0:35 Mario doesn't suffocate without air, considering he can breathe in space. Therefore, he may or may not be touching air here.
Wow, this was probably the hardest one we’ve done yet
This how fast you can touch [X] series is like the '1-1 but it's [X]' gimmick from Super Mario Maker. Not that I'm complaining about that.
After watching all the series, this is genius. I don't know how, but it is.
Huh... And here I thought this was going to be a legitimate video where you saw how fast it would take to get into the sky.
Imagine trying to touch metal as soon as possible
This video had me on the edge of my seat. You just never knew if there was going to be air or not.
I came to this video only to state that bald Mario will live in my nightmares till the end of my days
You already touched the elements, now i want you to touch colors, i want you to touch the color brown... PLEASE!
This was honestly the hardest but you made it! 😊
air??? i BREATHE that
loved this video, im your biggest fan!!!!
I didn't know this was an April Fool's video until I read the comments, but you did a good job of making this funny as a satire to your other videos while grabbing some obscure titles to showcase in the process.
My satisfaction is now gone because minecraft IS NOT A MARIO GAME
Okay but now go outside
in every Metroid game
Sonic: "You finally did something I can no longer do."
Loved this 😂
fastest speedrun ever! You're on a roll Jorts!
This is a Masterpiece
Ah yes, mario clash. Truly one of the games of all time.
Captain Planet had Earth, Fire, Wind(Air), Water and Heart. Next challenge is heart 😂😂😂
Only one plumber can master all four elements. But when the world needed Mario most, he vanished into thin air.
2:53 **964234 missed calls from camman18**
mario dunking over basketball players caught me so off guard
I love how all the video is is him playing every Mario game for one second😂
1 millisecond more like
Alright. Now you just have to touch heart and you can summon Captain Planet
Now Link needs to touch some air. I'm pretty sure he's breathing some nice Rose Town air in one of his games.
1:32 after mario does his signature *ball* transformation