How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?
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- čas přidán 1. 08. 2023
- In this video I combine my skills of having no life with someone who has lost more lives than anyone I can think of...by seeing how fast you can lose a life in every Mario game.
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These goombas are outta control
Real
yes
G00MBA
LETS GO
i think instead of u resetting in the lost levels u should of just ignored the paratroopa and got the poison mushroom
We gotta get revenge. How fast can you *take* a life in every Mario game?
You mean how fast you can *murder* in every Mario game
@@NerferActivities2763 Yes basically.
I’m in
All for it
Let’s roll
These goombas deserve a promotion for being able to speedrun killing Mario
a raise? but they're the masterminds...
Nice to see the Goomba getting a spotlight in one of these videos.
I instinctively started reading this in the Hotel Mario voice lol
Its funny how you somehow gained a life instead of losing one in Mario World
Finally, Bowser's army is doing their job.
FINALLY
Yes ❤
People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.
1:34 is pure reflex for us all
0:12 I know someone who has lost more lives...
the Geometry Dash Icon
I knew I'll find a comment like that
No the stick man on the road signs
Mario games always seem so simple and easy and then you die to the first goomba
How fast can you touch Zelda in every Zelda game?
Link’s Awakening moment
Never, because Zelda isn't real.
Is it really losing a life when you know exactly where it was thrown away
You should try some of these challenges with Kirby games! Like getting a life and whatnot
bro getting a life in kirby is so easy
actually wait it depends on which game your playing
if ur playing like magalor epilogue or return to dream land then that does not apply
0:04 Goomba
Over time I've come to appreciate just how much faster it is to get to the action (and your first death) in older games
You should do "how long does it take to max out your wallet in every Zelda game." That one would be pretty long, but it could be fun.
3:17
The princess' crown counts as a spike and would cause Mario to lose 1 HP if jumped on (joke)
I too am going to lose a life to the Super Mario RPG remake. So hyped for it!
Now after touching Death, comes Money!!!
Sorry to inform you, but that enemy in galaxy 2 at 4:08 is not a goomba. It's a Galoomba, they're different.
If we're being nitpicky then at 1:18 that's technically a Goombo, which is a variation of the Goomba, but not an actual Goomba itself!
How quickly can you touch A Friend in every Mario?
How quickly can you touch Authority in every Kirby?
How quickly can you touch Air in every Metroid game?
Technically, Samus is most likely always touching air, as long as her suit is working.
What friends are in Mario 1?
3:52 That's one spicy meatball-a.
Fun fact to see this video, Death% is one of the most common alternate speedruns around!
That sliding guy in Super Mario World was my mortal enemy as a child. Lost so many lives to it.
Jfc the drowning deaths are actually pretty nutty to see in the kid friendly mario series. Held nothing back with the animations, gruesome.
I think you can lose a life faster in SM 64 by going to a wall, make a triple jump into it, wall jump and do a ground pound at the peak of the jump, that way you take fall damage. Repeat four times and you are dead in the castle grounds.
"you dare bring light into my lair!? You must die!" - ganon, link: the faces of evil.
once mario wonder comes out, I hope you make a compilation of how fast you can do all these things in that game!
1:33 when muscle memory kicks in
I wonder where Hotel Mario would be on this list.
0:30 Other Than The First Motobug In Sonic 1
Should I count this as touching Ghost (since you die) or touching Ground (because you get buried)?
Either way, that's 5 types touched, 13 types left!
I think this should count for Ghost since you're technically touching Ground whenever you're... well, Grounded.
If that's not enough for Ground though, then Ground could be an underground level or something
Super Mario Bros 2 is so hard that even deliberately killing yourself to the first Koopa takes skill.
Boy oh boy, your videos literally are to die for (RIP Mario)
4:35 smh didnt spinpound roll cancel to land on the guard rail and buffer a spin pound to quickly jump into the pit.
Yeah can't believe he didn't do that it wouldve been a whole 2 seconds faster and its only way harder
complete mario without touching goomba
This premise would be very fun for Zelda
Good job, mate. I am thoroughly impressed.
I'd be curious how long it takes to touch death in other Mario RPG series (Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario + Rabbids)
For this particular challenge, it would be interesting to include donkey kong and mario bros.
Touching money could be another challenge you can do in these games :) Also jeez for being the easiest enemy Goomba’s are also apparently the deadliest
0:46 you would touches this koppa anyway j0rts.
1:32
XD when you fail so hard at losing a life you gain one instead
Could easily cut 30s out of Mario 64. You can get ontop of the castle early without the cannon and there's a small area you can ledge grab that'll insta kill Mario. Or if you want to do glitchless (Getting on top of the castle I would consider "tech" not a glitch, the same way you claimed lakitu skip is a speedrun strat) you can triple jump wall kick ground pound off the tower on top of the castle for fall damage
I love that you showed multiple options for this one, showing which method would actually be faster between a couple initial ideas.
How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game just a thought...
speaking about instant death, i love it when big bass fish in smb3 eating me up😅 the drawn sprite itself just looks so socky
Thanks for this, because of your video I decided to buy Super Mario Land instead of my originally planned Mario Galaxy
idk about saying death is the greatest fear in humanity, that goomba from the orginal mario bros movie is pretty scary
I love this type of videos
So basically this is Mario being Kenny from South Park for 5:26 minutes
I travel back to 1994 after the Mario movie already exists. I explain to people that in the future year 2023 on the internet (what is the internet???) there is a channel, like a videocassette, but you don't have to leave home, like watching TV, but videocassette, but without leaving home.
There's a channel that makes funny videos about Mario. Yes, this is the future. And that humanity is dying out because you, which means us, so we didn't listen to the scientists back then. Well I did and do, but I'm not the mass of people. Somehow that also fits the morbid theme of the video. The end is near.
j0rts is trying to discover the true elements and become the real-life avatar by throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.
In SM64, I'm sure it's pretty fast to climb up the castle roof on the right and die using the out-of-bounds ledge grab in the very corner.
Might just be fastest to climb up a tree, handstand, jump, take fall damage, repeat a few times.
Now you must touched quicksand
Go touch grass! -> Touches grass
Drink some water. -> Jumps into water
Get a life! -> Literally gets a life
??? -> Loses a life
... I wonder what the incentive might've been this time.
Probably a statement that'd get a comment reported quite a bit...
Something whose abbreviation rhymes with Guilty Gear's Ky Kiske, that's for sure
One of my friends was trying to do this challenge, they never told me how fast it took them though. ☹️
0:17 gd cube nerd
*TOUCH AIR IN EVERY MARIO GAME.*
Oh god getting the bold text right took 4 edits I’m kinda dumb
Cool but how fast you can open/close a door in every Mario game (INCLUDING Hotel Mario)
I like how we've just completely given up on these being actual optimal numbers.
0:34 “this enemy has claimed more lives than anything else ever”
Spike from geometry dash: bruh
How about: How fast can you touch Peach in every Mario game?
Jorts teaching eveyrone.... Goomba= serial killer
the goombas are literally the embodiment of death
It's kind of surprising that Super Mario RPG is third to last compared to both Galaxy games and not just by some slim chance but by 20 seconds.
You forgot one more person who suffered more deaths than mario. The geometry dash cube
3:18 peach has a crown and mario can't land on it
SMB-Those damn cheep-cheeps on the bridge can still get me.
SMB2-i still miss jumps in 5-1.
SMB3-Big Bass will occasionally eat me.
SMW-Reznors!!! >:\/
YI-Goonie Bird Flight. 😑
X and Aang Mario want you to exercise, not die!!!
Never realized mario games were so deadly good
What is the deadliest enemy when it comes to Mario games?
It’s funny, whenever I try to avoid the paratroopas, they kill me, but when you try to hit them, they kill you.
Mario hasn’t took as much pain as the average 3 year old that plays roblox
You can die faster in the earliest NES games by doing a fast acceleration at the start.
It’s your falt for jumping over the gar-rails.
Do you emulate Mario Galaxy? I never had the Wii but I'm not sure if is worth to install the emulator (right now I don't know how).
If the answer is yes, how do you use the Wii-mote?
Assorted goops is the new exotic butters.
I didn't even know they were doing a Super Mario RPG remake, so there's hope for Geno in Smash (next game at least)
3:22 peach is taller lmao
SOOOOOOO now Nathaniel Bandy's probably writing the scrite or playing mario games for 'avoiding death in every mario game'
''I'm allergic to DEATH. So today I am gonna try to beat all of the mario games WITHOUT DYING.
If I die, I have to start that game all over again.
Now let's get into it.''
-says Nathaniel Bandy
I chose to do a Koopa death counter and I counted 3
Super Mario 2 (Lost Levels)
Super Mario World
Super Mario RPG
I’m shocked Super Mario RPG wasn’t the slowest game to die in!
For Mario RPG, would it be faster to skip over all the initial Terrapins and let the battle against the 4 wear you down more quickly?
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 still beats all of those by a good 114 days. It's called the COVID strategy. All you gotta do is cause a pandemic which will then result in the timer's start getting delayed by exactly 364 days, which is enough to push the total time taken to reach death into the negatives.
You should do one where you touch a coin in every game
Alr fine you’ve done air,fire,grass,water,life and death
But now ya gotta touch some rock ,some stone ,some 🪨
Well, maybe the goombas were the biggest fear after all
The Goomba be like: maybe I am a challenge
now legend of zelda
another j0rts classic
I can’t think about someone with more deaths then Mario!
*bathroom sign man*
How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game
Super Mario 64 there's a faster way. Climb a tree on a slope and do the high flip jump towards the lower part of the ground. Needs to be repeated several times, but may be quicker than drowning.
Im so glad someone else considers Bowser's Fury to be an actual Mario game
actually in super mario 64 you can climb up the trees outside peaches castle and jump off to take fall damage which is much faster than entering the castle and dying to a goomba
So, you included Mario RPG, but still not the Paper Marios?? Super Paper Mario would've been really creative because you can Game Over by refusing to undertake the quest in the opening cutscene! And in TTYD, you just die by repeatedly jumping in the water at the start of the game!
Wouldn't it be faster to clip out of bounds in the sm64 castle courtyard? (Maneuver to top right area of caste, hang off ledge behind wall, lift yourself back up from hanging, die instantly?) The trick can be pretty tricky to pull off, though.
Or are glitches/exploits not allowed?
From get a life to lose a life. Humanity has come so far
I wish you would do the Paper Mario games in some of these videos. Might be a bit too long for some of 'em, though. At least Super Mario RPG got included!