How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2023
- I've been touching a lot of stuff in Zelda games and now that Tears of the Kingdom is out, I'm on a journey to touch EVERYTHING in this game.
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yooo
Ayyo
not just the men, but the women and the children too?
my dad was playing totk in ever
the first thing he did to zelda was touch her
p e r s o n a l i t y
I prefer to think that X touched me
There's a researcher in Kakariko Village named Xalis. He's researching part of the ring near the chasm.
I knew I thought I remembered a character in this game whose name began with "X"
found the redditor
@@Niamh9902 Havent made a single post or joined a single thread on reddit LOL...just watched this video and then found Xalis while playing on the same day and thought of this :]
@@lolrentz Think they meant AngelofGrave with it and not you
which chasm there's multiple
Quince is the real hero of this story. A man born with a single purpose.
He really is the most important character in ALL of the Zelda games now
@@silverstudios6916Fr
To touch grass
Fun Quince fact: in BotW he is one of the only NPCs outside of the desert to react if Link wears the Gerudo outfit, because he is looking for a girlfriend
@@Chubby_Bub That means there's probably quince and link fanfic 😳
Now make a challenge where you have to touch every object from A-Z BUT in alphabetical order
Then he’ll beat the whole game
That’s honestly what I was hoping for tbh. Who else played Alphabet with street signs on roadtrips?
I was just about to say this
Yeah and the how fast part would be a Speedrun cuz it was agreed that Speedruns end when you catch zelda
Unfortunately you have to pick up the decayed master sword so idk
Alternatively, you could go get an old map from a sky island for X, 'cause X marks the spot.
Cool thanks !
Or die
Or you could just die.
If alphabet% doesnt become an official speedrun category i will be slightly peeved
it should have a rule against naming things yourself inmo
I'd love that. But there would be a lot to define. Like how do you count an (adjective noun) combination ? Does a hot footed frog fulfill H, F, or both? What about environmental items where the name doesn't appear in the interface and there are possible synonyms? So much to make rules over.
You forgot Queen Gibdo. It would likely take a while, but it is there to get Queen.
Queen is a title. If we went with that then he wouldn't be able to get Z with Zelda but a P since she is "Princess Zelda".
@@Rune_Scholar Decayed Master Sword.
Decayed is an Adjectived, not the actual name of the Master Sword, yet he counted it.
Ergo, Queen Gibdo, as its the compedium name in the game, should also work.
@@Rune_Scholar I mean, in the game Queen Gibdo's name (in the Hyrule Compendium and the boss bar) is Queen Gibdo, whereas in the intro cutscene, Zelda's name is listed as just "Zelda" when you're looking at her.
@@byzantine5761 Looking at her profile entry and how it is displayed at the beginning of the game it is "Zelda Princess of Hyrule." "Princess" is still a typically preceding title, as is 'Queen'. Unfortunately, we don't know what name the Queen of the Gibdos might use and thus we go with her title only.
Now you could make the argument that it isn't a title at all and that its in the spirit of "Queen Bee" which is far more likely considering the arthropodic connection. In that case then it is designating the role she plays within a eusocial insect colony, and not the proper species name which is simply "Gibdo".
Alternatively you could ignore all perspective and context and simply say that it should be decided by the first letter that appears upon the name or label of the item, object or character as seen in the game world, to which I say: that's dumb.
This could be fun to speedrun, especially since other languages would give you other “seeds“
“I now know my purpose. It’s something only I can do”
-Zelda and quince
-Xalis
Zonai Charge, Zonaite, Queen Gibdo >.>
It takes kids YEARS to speedrun the alphabet, this run is truly monumental
I wanna see this done in order, while landing on saving zelda being the last letter at the end of the game. Basically, I wanna see a any% speedrun while touching this alphabetically
I agree. This sounds great, and was sort of what I was hoping for
3:46 “but it turns out you need a life to open this door”
That's why I never go outside
"Imagine looking up and seeing a naked man falling from the sky."
I will never not think about that every time I play Tears of the Kingdom.
the real x was the horse we met along the way
j0rts: *sees the most beautiful scenery in totk*
j0rts: Imagine looking up and seeing a naked man falling from the sky
Finally. A decent playthrough of this game.
Finally
This is getting so advanced. Once again, you've surpassed your audience's expectations. Thank you Master j0rts 🙏
I feel like this could become a speedrun category
The horse name plot twist was actually riveting
Actually, I hated that, it was lazy as shit... "I can name my horse, therefore it counts"
If you take a picture for the compendium, it still says "horse"
Great vid, nice implementations of the grass touching and getting a life. Love the content!!
You also touched water and got on fire so, nicely done!
I was wondering which letter would become a horse lol This is premium content, it’s so obscure but sooooo good! Keep up the weird and wacky fun my friend!
this feels like a parody, remix and call back to your other touch series. I love it
That was a great twist at the end. Real clever planning ahead like that.
Got naked, fell from the sky, and got a free Purahtendo-Switch 👍
To my knowledge this won’t help with this challenge but the names of light roots are the names of their corresponding shrines backwards, so for example if the name of the shrine was gaharba, then the name of the light root below it will be abrahag
this man never runs out of ideas
For real
Totally was not expecting him to touch them in alphabetical order. Honest.
1:19 You touched water before the wooden stick 😶🌫️
0:14 Items, enemies, people, shrines
@@natefroggy3626 true
Touching story many tears were shed
Tears of the Kingdom :'(
Did you know that in the files of breath of the wild, there is also a decayed master sword, the one in totk looks different but it does the same damage and has the same sound.
He realized he dived into Water in the beginning…
This man could've completed so many things, but just didn't say that he did.
1) air
2) gloom
3) boat
4) constructs
and the list goes on.
Water
Link
j0rts is using 100% of his brain to come up with these ideas
"I'm on a journey to touch everything in this game"
Me too, but instead of everything, its just one thing. And Im sure many people would agree with me on this one.
Thank you j0rts for teaching me how to read
oh this is a very cool idea
There are multiple Vases on the sky island. I am going to assume that they also have Earth geology and therefore definitely have some Quartz lying around or incorporated in the rocks. And finally, the Zonai guardians attack anything that does not resemble them or their creators which makes them Xenophobes.
These should be legit speedrun categories.
You didnt need the apple you touch air, and M your started holding the master sword. C you are wearing yhe Champion tunic, and H hylian trousers
You forgot so much it hurts me. Even in the beginning you touch the master sword, the archaic pants, then you didnt count the first construct
The real X was the friends we made along the way.
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
Imma try this when I replay the game most likely in a few months
Touch Zelda in every Zelda game.
Edit to make it a bit more reasonable for at least a couple games, like BTOW and Windwaker, I think allowing some somewhat spoilery technicalities should qualify, that way you don't have to go through the whole game, (the BOTW technicallity would be a TotK spoiler)
what's the botw one?
@@somebodylikesbacon1960 spoiler for TotK:
the light Dragon is Princess Zelda, technically no collision box in BOTW but you can "touch" her with arrows to get materials.
@@TheMhalpern The light dragon isn’t in BotW
"We've touched grass in TOTK!"
Still doesn't mark G
This is the best idea anyone's ever had.
My man really solved for X in this game
“If we sneak up on one of these beards we can touch some raw meat”💀
I wonder what Q will be
Edit: Not all heroes are name Link
Each of your videos should be a speedrunning category
X the horse joined Aang Mario's team.
I don't approve of it being done out of order. I demand a redo but you only count things after you touched all previous ones
This would actually make a good speedrun category
Wait your touching air, therefore you touched everything instantly 😂
He could uave said X was the Xistential crisis we've suffered from finding quince
Your art is so beautiful!
btw for Q you had a Quiver on your belt since you got a bow
Now in alphabetical order
I really want to see speed runners bring that time down, and if I have to become a speed runner to do it myself, so be it!
Touch trees in every zelda game
0:38 You technically touched R during these cutscenes. Or would it be more accurate to say that R touched you ?
No touching water?
Naming the horse 'X' is such a bullshit copout ending.
You want a Challenge? Fine:
Get the Mastersword WITHOUT leaving the Sky Islands Part!
(So no Hyrule and no Deep Dark)
It should be possible but super hart!
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Spoiler on how to beat this challenge:
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You just need to farm a lot of sonanium and Energy cells in order to use flying maschines to get from one sky island to the next. Alternatively you can repeatidly use Recall until you battery has recharged in mid air.
Then you beat 20 shrines in the sky, get your Second stamina wheel and boom onto the dragon!
“If we can sneak up we can touch some meat”
the other games: they make a 5-10 minute tutorial
zelda TOTK: Makes a 5 hour tutorial
Whata great is that it doesnt really feel like a tutorial
> drops on water
> Does not mark letter W
> Refuses to elaborate
> Ends video
“Grab this hot frog”
-j0rts 2023
You literally touched water falling through the cut scene of seen the legends Zelda, tears of the kingdom😂LoL
"G is ground, A is air, O is Oxygen..."
Gotta love chat's ability to run with a bit
I love feeding my zelda obsession at random times during the day
*now do the speedrun in order of the alphabet*
0:47 forgot water
silence then suddenly just “imagine looking up and seeing this naked man falling from the sky” 😂
He forgot the normal master sword
the X bit is quite topical now
You touched water for W, right in the beginning.
6:29 Tell that to my math teacher.
1, I thought you could touch the Construct you fought before the chuchus for C, 2, I thought you were gonna name the horse X or Q so it counts as touching said letter, and 3, that Xylophone pun was perfect
Edit, OK you named the horse X
I think this would be a neat idea for Speed runs, I mean we have" Time to put banana on dog" So...
This gives me a good idea for a challenge. Can only use one item that starts with a letter from the alphabet to beat the game. If I want apples I can't use any other item that starts with A.
Now, Touch Some Stone In Every Mario Game.
what is the song that played while he was on the boat? ive heard it everywhere and love it but dont know what it is
I'm not one to judge, but that back massage you gave Yutas looked a bit suspicious...
Now do it in order.
Name your horse Xavier
try touching all the alphabet in every mario or zelda game that will acually be a challenge that i will beleive
3:29 as a finn, i have and absolutely will try this at home
Now do it for every category.
Quince the MVP of this run
This was great.
2:32 Wind Waker moment
YOU CAN ADD A CART TO YOUR SHEILD!!!! AND THEN RIDE IT! IM SO MAD IM JUST LEARNING THIS WITH ONE MISSION LEFT IN THE GAME!
I loved the video, will you try it with other languages like Spanish for example?
You should make a video about how fast you can die in every Zelda game!!
YES A TOTK VIDEO FROM J0RTS!!
Bro naming your horse X 100% does not count.
Now touch them all in alphabetical order, can't touch zelda until after all the other letters, gotta find sky zelda
brilliant idea