How fast can you get a life in every Zelda game?
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2023
- With Tears of the Kingdom coming soon, this might be my last chance to get a life for a long long time...so that's why I decided to get a life in every Zelda game.
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How long am I good for now before I have to get a life again?
Now you have to do all the precedent "how fast" with TOTK
Now you need to lose a life in every Metal Gear, OR *take* a life in every Kirby.
Get a mulder
Go talk to a woman in every Zelda game.
500-ish hours of Tears of the Kingdom
You have accomplished what no gamer has done before.
Hi bread pirate
Or will ever accomplish again now that TotK is releasing
dis guy funni
Hi bread
Bread your the best
Now I'm looking forward to "How fast can you take a life in every Zelda game?" Where it is just murder% speedruns
commenting for the algorithm
@@geoman265. commenting for the comment for the algorithm so the algorithm can find the comment
Oh, that would be a fun zelda/mario video to watch.
I hope he does it one day 🤔
Algorithm go brr!
What if you take your own life? Kill Link as fast as possible
In Majora's Mask, you can actually pass time as the Deku Scrub by talking to the scarecrow at the shop in West Clock Town. I know this, because when I replayed it I had to make dinner, file my taxes, help the Amish build a barn, and take the provisional driving exam before picking my controller back up.
You can also talk to the grandma at the inn.
The fastest way to advance time in MM is use grandma to advance to day 3 and use the scarecrow to advance to the final night
Plus you can get a heart piece by doing the Deku scrub playground and therefore save a little more time by not needing to leave Clock Town.
Along with that you can also give the deed to the Toilet Hand for another peice of heart
It is possible to get a life in Majora’s Mask entirely in the first cycle, before turning back time.
-One heart piece is at the clock tower where you showed it.
-Give the Title Deed to the hand in the toilet for a second one.
-You can get one by beating the Deku Scrub minigame (in a hole next to the Great Fairy’s Fountain) on all three days.
-It’s difficult, but you can get one from the Postman’s game of counting exactly 10 seconds.
Yup, that's what came across my mind too. =)
Pretty sure it would be faster to beat the first dungeon in Skyward Sword than it is to collect the heart pieces.
ya you’re prob right but I love that scene in the tavern so I wanted to include it
Thought so, too. He's already beating half the dungeon to collect the last heart piece, so he could have just as well completed it.
Maybe Girahim takes too much time to talk
@@j0rts you can also skip the cutscenes in hero mode
@@j0rtsdo you finish the level after you complete your goal in these videos
damn dude, seeing wind waker in line here just reminds me how insane and timeless the games graphics are. you could release a game today with the exact same look and nobody would bat an eye. game cube was an incredible console
And to think the graphics were derided at the time
What I like is that every Zelda game uses a different art style so you could easily tell them apart. Wind Waker is no exception.
Okay, yeah, skipping that TP cutscene would be hilariously confusing xD
The dog cut destroyed me pls
Thanks for putting so much time into this one (all four heart pieces is serious swag), and also for pronouncing it s'word, you bring light to our days
Every one of these makes me question a little harder why I'm not playing Oracle of Ages/Seasons right now
this is making me wonder. How *fast* can you enjoy the story in every Zelda game?
Wouldn't that just be an any% but without skipping any of the cutscenes? Still interesting.
2 weeks playing wind waker for me
All Cutscenes%? Sounds great
@@hyun-shik7327 would it be tho? aren't the stupid memories in BotW story relevant? the optional dungeons? even tarrey town mang
@@blitheringape5321 since links house exists in ToTk tarrey town is story relevant.
next important question: how fast can you become cool (touch ice) in each Mario game?
You can get 4 heart pieces, and therefore a life, as a Deku scrub before having to reset to the first day. Deku Scrub mini-game in North clock town, playing the postman's 10 second game, trading the moons tear for the land deed and, finally, giving the land deed to the hand in the toilet of stock pot inn. I do this every time I play the original and 3ds remake.
Dude, I really love these videos. They scratch a part of my brain I didn't know was itching
Minish Cap Link: *Goes on a date with Zelda like someone would do if they "had a life"*
Link: I still need a heart to get a life.
It's crazy the often considered hardest Zelda game (Adventure of Link) is the fastest to get a heart container.
Skipping all cut scenes and dialog the first time you play a game is called a "blind speedrun" and they can be absolutely mind boggling at times
In Majora's Mask you can actually collect enough pieces of heart during the initial Deku Scrub Cycle to get a life. In addition to the one mentioned you can get the one in the tree in north clock town by running up the slide, the postman timing minigame one, the one for doing the Deku Scrub minigame during all 3 days, giving the Deku Flower Deed to the man in the toilet, and depositing 5000 rupees in the bank.
Getting 5000 Rupees in the first cycle is impossible, though
@@skc4188 farming the shrubs in North clock town and depositing in bank, tedious but technically possible
You can get a Container a bit more quickly in MM. Pick the Heart Piece at the entrance to Clock Tower, give the Title Deed to the guy at the underground restroom in Stock Pot Inn, win the Postman's minigame where you have to count to exactly 10, and then win the Deku Scrub minigame in all three days. =)
I like how dark these games are when perfectly literally explained.
The Zelda universe is pretty dark when you realize all the main characters are puppets on strings controlled by the Golden Goddesses.
This might be the most pointless video I've ever seen, but I absolutely love your way of editing these videos. I've had to laugh a good few times on this one. Keep up the great work!
How to get a life 101
Step 1 grab a sword
Step 2 have at least 1 bomb
Step 3 probably kill something
And then boom you have a life. *unsheaths sword* I guess it's life getting time for me once I learn how to make a bomb
now i wana play twilight princes and skip all the cut scenes. ive never played the game before so ill report back what the story is after i beat it
We need an update
Should have posted this after tears came out for Tears footage.
I have other videos planned for that! I just needed to get a life first
@j0rts Well... next you'll probably see how fast you could die... (Although, I thought about doing that video myself).
This was a great video, I loved the part where you animorph seamlessly into a dog. Cant wait for your future videos!!
I love that Skyward Sword has that little cutscene for getting that chandelier Piece of Heart.
Now I want to find out how fast you can game over in each game lol
Oh my… another Levi…
"Santa flies in" @ 10:00 might be the funniest thing I've heard in a while!
But, in most games, a life isn't health, but a 1-UP. The closest thing to a 1-UP in Zelda games, other than the 1-UPs in Zelda II, is a full health potion. It fully restores your health, as if to revive you, and therefore you need to see how fast you can get a full health potion, rather than a heart container, which merely extends your current life.
Alternatively, you could also see how fast you can get a fairy bottle, which also counts as a life.
6:48
Now I’m imagining someone playing Twilight Princess and going “I don’t need a cutscene to tell me I got my horse back, I’ll just skip I- why the hell am I a wolf?”
I wonder how fast you can get a life and touch grass/fire/water in Cadence Of Hyrule, and obviously TotK. Awesome video!
I was quite little when I played twilight princess and I definitely skipped some critical cutscenes lmao
You're doing the Lord's work over there, J0rts. Another banger indeed🔥
You'd think that waiting 25 minutes doing stone cold nothing would make Majora's Mask bottom tier for life getting speedruns but man it's not even bottom 4
4:11 I have family with the last name Wacker. That threw me off a second.
Little speed running strat for BotW: to run faster for an unlimited amount of time, while running normally, whistle (down on D-Pad) and spam the sprint button (B). This takes no stamina and is pretty fast for when you don't yet have a horse or any transportation, maybe about as fast as a horse trotting
binged all your stuff today.
great content. can’t wait to see what else ya do.
man Ocarina was my childhood.
I got hooked on playing it and could not beat it. I was maybe 6. I came back to it as a teenager and beat it. And i can’t explain to you the absolute rush it gave me.
years later in my mid 20s botw came out. and i got to introduce my husband to the Zelda games.
I often have found myself the last two decades humming Zelda songs.
I had my first child last year. and now he gets to hear those songs i’ve been humming for years.
now when he goes down at night for bed, it’s totk time.
i can’t wait to show him all these games.
I don't know what I would do without this guide. It has shown me how I'm properly supposed to live, and with that, maybe I one day will also get a life. Thank you, Mr. duck duck goose with a pair of short jeans.
Is it time to "Grow up!" in Mario games?
In Majora's Mask, I'm not sure if this is faster but you can actually get a full life in the first cycle as Deku Link.
1. Top of clock tower
2. Trade title deed with toilet hand
3. Win the deku scrub mini-game in North Clock Town on all 3 days.
4. Postman guessing game? I'm not certain if you can do this as Deku Link but if you can that's 4 heart pieces in 1 cycle.
In Majora's Mask, you can get a second piece of heart in the first 3 day cycle. There's a hole in North Clock town you can use Deku Link to fly over a fence and fall into. Completing the Minigame there for all 3 days yields a heart piece
And you can get a third by playing the timing game with the postman and a fourth by trading the deed with the hand in the toilet on the final night. If you aren't opposed to exploits you can also get the one on the tree in the swamp by escaping clock town for a fifth. I always like to start get an extra heart (and the bomb bag and wallet) as deku link before the first cycle ends. Absolutely no reason to waste 25 minutes standing still doing nothing!
@@Radament22 Forgot about the deed one. Knew you could get enough rupees for other items and that you could escape Clock Town early. I didn't realize you could do the postman timer challenge as Deku Link. I always thought you had to be Human Link, though I know it can be done with no masks.
Dude i luv ur videos. I love your sense of humor. Keep it up j0rts!!!
I am once again asking for Kirby to touch grass, touch water, and to get a life.
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
The thumbnail inspired me to get a girlfriend,touch some grass, get a job and start a family
Same
It's actually possible to do it faster in Majora's Mask by doing the Deku Scrub minigame inside the wooden fence near the Great Fairy Fountain. You just need to collect all the rupees on all three days(which you have to wait out anyway) and they'll give you a heart piece.
Then collect the slide one.
The Dojo one.
And with the Clock Tower one that's four piece without ever needing to leave town.
"How much can you appreciate the story in every Zelda game" should be a thing. That's a challenge I could actually do lol.
The joke about skipping the cutscenes in twilight princess was literally what happened to my first time playing
Great video as always
6:36 This exactly happened to me since I'm not a native English speaker so as a kid I skipped every cutscene and I remember I was like "Wait, why am I a dog?"
You can actually get a life faster in Majora’s mask by getting more heart pieces during the deku scrub cycle
Give the title deed to the hand in the inn
Do the postman mini game
Do the deku scrub playground
Do a hard trick to get the north clock town playground heart piece
Backwalk escape town and get the heart piece on the tree in the swamp
And then the HP on the clock tower you got. That’s almost enough to get 2 heart containers
Congratulations on getting so many lives, you have far surpassed my own dream of just getting a single life
This is so fun!!!!! Loved your notes in PH and ST :P
If you play Pokemon, how about "How fast can I catch a wild grass Pokemon in each game"?
Unbelievable how no one comments that theres a hidden heart piece in the starting island of wind waker you can get it right away at the start of the game
The descriptions in this video are gold
That was faster than i expected
You earned yourself a sub man I really loved this video
You should do a How long does it take to enjoy the story in Zelda and just upload your entire Tears of the Kingdom Let's Play (or just a 10min edit or whatever) for it :D
You know, I hear people saying all the time to "Get a dog"? I don't know why they would say that, but I took their advice and caught some dogs in my Pokémon games. Maybe so that you'd have something to keep you company while you're playing BOTW2?
Every time he says ‘get a life’ it sounds so funny.
Idk why but spirit tracks has always been my fav loz, something sbout its style. And the just amazing soundtrack has always stuck with me through my life
8:42 my favourite scene of any zelda game.
4:08 top 10 anime betrayals
Windwacker got me dying😂
when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was telling me to get a life 💀
Hmm. If nothing else, this video highlighted why I’m not a fan of certain games. Some of them take hours just to get started.
What had more patience when I was a kid, Wind Waker was the last one that I actually beat.
"Turn this Racoon into Mario" YES, omg i'm not alone!
Tri Force Heroes: *Cries, sad and forgotten in a corner*
For Majora's Mask, you could've danced with the scarecrow to skip until night 3 instead of waiting
It's possible to get a full heart container in Majora's Mask during the first cycle.
1. Clock Tower
2. Toilet Hand using the deed to the Clocktown Flower
3. The Deku Scrub Playground by beating all three days
4. The Postman's Timer minigame
i think that skyward sword is so underrated, probably most underrated zelda game, hope more people will try it
love the instant karma of minish cap zelda getting turned into stone after she refused to help you get a life
Mario lost his power-up 💀 1:48
3:04 yep, best item ever. no arguments
Im glad you remmebered the DS games! I feel like people dont cause the control scheme is weird af. And the visuals arent great either. I really hope they get remakes someday.
Bro completely forgot about the scarecrow in the observatory that lets you pass time in Majora’s Mask. Would’ve saved him 25 minutes of sitting around
Appreciate your dedication towards getting a life. Inspiration
spirt tracks and phantom hour glass give me soooooooooooooo much nosolgia
That intro was perfect literally made me lol 😂😂😂
Could have cut some time off MM by dancing with the scarecrow. Very fun video
next speedrun: how fast can you go outside in each zelda game?
holy cow, a zelda game list where Zelda 2 is number 1
kinda surprised skyward sword was longer than twilight princess tbh, I'd just been reading how twilight princess has the longest intro of a zelda game.
AND HYRULE WARRIORS!?!? THE AGE OF THE CATACLYSM?!?!
HUUUUH
Majora's mask could've been done way quicker. The piece of heart by the entrance to the tower, another for giving the paper to the toilet hand and a third for doing the Deku playground all three days, then turn into a human and get the one on top of the tree.
i had phantom hourglass on my ds2 when i was younger that game was literally my childhood
Wind walker was ahead of its time
That thumbnail was personal
7:04 The fact that he had to smack a baboon's booty to get a life. 😂😂😂
Zelda: Get a life
Link: Okay!
4:10
“wind whacker” 💀💀💀
This would be an amusing speedrun category.
Tears of the Kingdom (with as few spoilers as possible):
Follow Zelda into a dark spooky place where you meet a mummy who destroys your sword and takes 27 of your lives. Zelda falls down a hole and we end up getting saved by a disembodied hand. Then we appear in the sky where we go to not-the-Temple-of-Time to meet a furry ghost who tells us to go to all the shrines on the island. After getting three of them and learning how to make war crime machinee we go in the Temple to find a Tear of the Kingdom and get time travel abilities from Zelda. Then we find a door that requires us to have another life. So we go to the last shrine on the island and complete it before coming back and getting a -Stamina Vessel- life from the goddess statue.
So close to 100k lol i subbed 👻
How fast can you touch sand in every golf game. Also now you have to do how much can you enjoy every Zelda game
You are an EXTREMELY underrated youtuber! One day you'll get like a million subs I believe it.
WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. I’ve been playing Zelda for my whole life and haven’t even gotten one life. You managed to get a life in EVERY Zelda game
"The first step to getting a life is acquiring bombs"
This channel is a really good case study for how the CZcams algorithm works
Hehe, I'm glad you did this challenge!
You should totally do a catch up video. Featuring all challenges for totk, so that the set is complete again.