How fast can you touch water in every Mario game?
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- čas přidán 31. 01. 2023
- I've been touching a lot of grass lately so I decided to mix it up...by seeing how fast you can touch water in every Mario game.
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I'm good at Mario games I swear
I believe you
I beat the lost level through 1-1 to D-4
well mario 1 *is* the hardest game ever made
@@cobalttj6356 naw play post level bro
Lost
You touched grass. You touched water. Now all you have to do is touch fire.
And then clouds and he'll finally have touched all four elements
Does throwing a fireball count?
YES TOUCH FIRE
Touch sand*
and sand
and ice
Sunshine really won back my respect after that disastrous delay in grass touching last time 😅
Y'all be touching grass and water? I'm touching my phone screen
400th like :)
Go touch more grass
How dare Nintendo not take grass touching into consideration????? Why else does anyone play any game???
And it happens again with fire
I love how Sunshine's *entire* premise is around water and yet it's still 9th because of the long cutscenes to start the game.
Now touch fire
You've made Link both jealous and thirsty. Touch more water.
Can you even touch water in Zelda 1? The stepladder and raft get in the way.
Oof, now I remembered that you can walk into a waterfall to enter a cave.
Lttp is almost as fast as bowsers fury. Just leave your house
@@PatThePerson Literally go outside.
Couldn’t have requested it better.
No
In the original Mario if you go through the secret pipe too fast it takes you to a broken level, which contains water and would be faster
With glitches, you can also touch water in Super Mario World faster than this.
@@MrCheeze how?
Do sky
@@linkthepringlesman3951 Rewrite the game so that the first level is underwater.
Water% confirmed
For SMB 1, you could have done the minus-world glitch, it gets you there faster
My thoughts exactly
Man, man what, what you mean by that bro.... "Get Sweaty" AHHHH- 3:45
‘you start moaning’
This man is going to touch everything in every Mario game!
Next time he needs to touch a little fire/lava, I heard it's really good to sterilize your body from germs
New speedrun, touching the kitchen sink wherever valid in popular mainline nintendo games.
Now he needs to touch Peach in every single game...
That sounded better in my head
@@lemiru Odyssey is gonna be fun
That sounds dirty.
0:39 if you take the 3 pipe, you can enter 3-1 where there's a small pond and touch water slightly faster.
Touch air and they will become the master of all four elements. The Avaduck.
In Super Mario Bros 3, if you get the whistle, you can warp to World 3 and touch water more quickly.
Love a video like this. No bs. Straight to the point. And entertaining! Amazing work.
New spreedrun category idea: touch all elements as fast as possible
dont think there's radium in mario
Instructions unclear, drank polonium tea.
good luck with Oganesson
Folks, I think they mean the elements as the Greeks knew them, also like in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Water, Earth, Fire, Air
@@GoGoForIt Nah they meant touching the entirety of the periodic table
Source: I snuck into OP's brain by doing the classic "Hi-vis vest + clipboard to act like a construction worker" trick and saw it
4:46 I want something I can splash around in
Me: goes to comments
Lmao
You touched grass, you touched water, now its time to touch clouds.
I wonder whether he would count Mario's sprite overlapping a cloud in the background or if he'd insist that he has to make Mario actually touch a cloud
No sand
How about touching some air tho?
Yes
Snow, my bet is snow
Okay, you've touched grass, had a shower, but are you sleeping well enough? Make sure you get a full 8 hours sleep
Making Mario go sleep?
How fast can you get a Game Over in every Mario game?
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 mario is already asleep in mario bros 2 xD
Gotta check for the world record Speedrun of the game to see how many seconds Mario get some rest
I don’t think that’s possible in the first or third game
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988in super mario odyssey when you stay still for long mario fall asleep on the ground.
I like how he just casually forgets to do u deluxe in every one
6:30 Due to me who has already played Bowser’s fury. I already knew what his outcome was going to be lmaooo.
This is a series I didn’t know that I needed, but I’m loving it!
And in Paper Mario, you have to wait until Chapter 5 before you get Sushie and can touch water, in TTYD, you can touch it as soon as the game starts, don't remember for the other games.
5:42 koopa dance
I'm happy the "touch" series got you some serious amount of views. It fits your comedy and editing perfectly. But I really do want other content as well xD
Not me waiting for the inevitable "touch water" video for every Zelda game.
Hey man I just found your channel and you're really entertaining. Keep it up
3:42 poor toad
1:21 kosmic fans know that’s blue lava not water
Ever since I was a kid, I've always immediately sought out water in every game so this pleases me. I love water.
I would have to praise your commitment to the joke at this point. You earn your subs, my guy 👍🏼
In a Sonic game, you can drown.
In a Mario game, you can't drown.
I just love the lil extra tidbits from the main event. I was scared for that crab tho
I know why it is this way, but I think it should have been something like "achieved hydration"
This is awssoms though, please keep both of these series up!
I feel like even Mario shouldn't be drinking frog pond water
Mario looks a bit deprived of murder . You should go murder something in every Mario game.
You tackled 2 of the 3 gamer weaknesses:
- You did something else and touched grass
- You took a bath and touched water
Someone already said it, but all you have to do now is make dangerous memories/stories and touch fire
1:04 didn't touch water, but did see some friendly clouds
I remember I found your touch grass video when you had 800 subs. You have earned this dude
In the first one,clouds are made of water so you could’ve stood on the blocks and touch the clouds.
-"This new Mario-game is pretty good"
-i'd like to believe you, but how long does it take you to touch some water?
-"w-what do you mean?"
-HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FROM THE START TO FIND SOME WATER FOR MARIO TO TOUCH, SWIM, OR FALL INTO?"
-"i-i have no idea what you mean by that"
-FOR GODSAKE, WATER! I WANNA KNOW WHERE IS THE NEAREST WATER TO TOUCH!
Pointlessly, I took note of every boss that had to be defeated in Mario's quest for water.
Boom-Boom (SMB3)
Bowser Jr. (NSMB)
Larry (NSMBW)
Peewee Piranha (SMG2)
Reznor (NSMB2)
if you would have used the secret exit in New Super Mario Bros. Wii that leads to World 5, you would have been able to touch water in 5-1, which is a lot quicker
i hope this blows up like the last couple of videos! the algorithm brought me each of the grass videos and i subbed after the zelda one!
At 5:40 the koopa did the bah bah dance at the bottom of the screen😂😂😂
fun fact: in the first Mario bros you can clip through the wall in the level 1-2 all u have to do is clip through where the worp pipes are and go through the first pipe u see and bam u touched water
I knew this was coming 😂 make a Zelda version for this next!
You're one if the most underrated creators in YT bro. Keep it up!
Thank you!
@@j0rts now touch water *again*
The most underrated youtuber is the one you haven't heard of
Hear me out, touch fire.
I really enjoyed “ touch grass” can’t wait to view this one 😂
"Its a stone luigi!"
Also known as
"Go touch stone please."
Complete the Pokémon starter type triangle, and touch fire.
What a wholesome youtuber reminding us to go outside and stay hydrated!
2:46 "im not counting this cause its in the backround"
1:31 *touching the backround as water*
Thank you for covering topics that legitimately matter.
Now go touch the sky in every Mario game
Yeah
such a great challenge concept!
There is always water in the atmosphere. Clouds are, of course, the most visible manifestation of atmospheric water, but even clear air contains water - water in particles that are too small to be seen.
Didn't know I needed this
nice video nathaniel bandy is the one who got me to watch your videos
Nathaniel is awesome!
This man can touch anything...
i love water levels! theyre the BEST! always so peaceful!
At the Mario Game planning of multiple Mario games:
"What should we design our game around?"
"Well, they should have to work to touch water! After all, a video will be made on this!"
1:09 …What the heck is this game?😂😂😂😂😂😂
How fast can you make human contact in every Mario game?
Do toads count? If so, ok. If not, then uhh, impossible in most games?
@@dylanzlol7293 Rescue Peach.
@@ChaoticHoly peach is the princess of the mushroom kingdom people isnt she?
You didn't touch water in Super Mario Bros 2, you jumped in FRONT of a waterfall
Now time for a lava/fire/hot tub speedrun
Now touch your ball-
oons
haha so funny (I laughed I swear) /j
Where’s my water?
Mario: *work for it*
This was amazing. thank you
Now you have to see how fast you can get women in every Mario game
1:31 technically, you can't touch that waterfall because it's clearly a background (look at that platform on the left side).
It doesn't have any water levels in super mario bros 2 so who cares?
It didn't count in SML2 as it was "clearly in the background" 2:47
When he goes silent when he dies it’s so funny
5:41 koopa dancc
3:03
It got released 26 years ago, not 5
R/whoosh
27 years
Get out of the house in every mario game
4:45 If you feel a bathtub with ice, you can splash around in it
0:23 Every time I try to play Mario 1, this exact thing happens.
Hearing your voice makes me think of the host character from Total Drama Island. Haven't watched that show in ages so no idea if it's an apt comparison or not but cheers for the memories regardless.
Also I enjoyed watching you touch water fastly.
the series i didn't know i needed
You're getting to cold in that fresh water, touch some lava
1:32 the water is behind you
"World 1-1--"
*dies to Goomba*
water? Is that like a new gfuel flavour?
You should be banned from ever becoming a comedian.
You got to touch fire now, to complete the Pokémon starter type trinity.
0:38 for world 1-2 you could go to world -1 and even though the process of going to it requires precision it’s quicker
You should do how fast can i touch myself in every mario game
5:42 🎵ba ba🎵
4:58 one of my favorite mario games in 2nd 1st is paper mario 64
It's interesting how it gets easier to touch water as the years go by
I am fed up with this. We tell him to touch grass, and he doesn't understand. We tell him to take a swim, and he just locks himself away further!
What I'm saying is I think it's time we collectively tell this man to pound sand.
6:11 krab river made me laugh
Wonder how it feels whenever you have to play every single Mario game and then once you touch water, you just have to leave
in the grand scheme of things i really know so little about mario games and culture. after finishing this video, i realised that i really only clicked on both this one and the last one for the moment where i got to go: that's super mario 64!!! there it is!! that's my game!! aaaand that's it
Go touch lava now 😂 lol love the vids 😊
0:52 that thing did stump me for a while
mario is now wet and cold, you'll have to touch some trees to collect wood for a campfire to dry of and warm up
If Mario doesn’t touch fire now it’s all for nothing.
Quite nostalgic seeing most these games ngl
Loving the content
now we want lava. play every game and touch lava in all of them.
You can touch grass.
You can touch water.
But can you obtain maidens?
now rejuvenate your hygiene by touching water in every kirby game