johnbcrist
johnbcrist
  • 478
  • 253 380 887
The Wildest Email I've Ever Read
Full episode available here: czcams.com/video/WKUqGY9CWj4/video.html
For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com/tour
-----
Catch full episodes every Thursday, and follow the podcast on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
FOLLOW JOHN
CZcams: CZcams.com/johnbcrist
TikTok: TikTok.com/JohnCristComedian
Facebook: Facebook.com/johnbcrist
Instagram: johnbcrist
Twitter: /johnbcrist
#JohnCrist #NetPositive #Emails
zhlédnutí: 6 311

Video

Faking Disabilities to Skip the Lines at Disney?
zhlédnutí 21KPřed 2 dny
Full episode available here: czcams.com/video/xYiguEjQMps/video.html For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com/tour Catch full episodes every Thursday, and follow the podcast on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. FOLLOW JOHN CZcams: CZcams.com/johnbcrist TikTok: TikTok.com/JohnCristComedian Facebook: Facebook.com/johnbcrist Ins...
Why does the WNBA hate Caitlin Clark?
zhlédnutí 11KPřed 14 dny
Full episode available here: czcams.com/video/A61tdPaQ9Ic/video.html For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com/tour #JohnCrist #NetPositive #CaitlynClark
The Roast of John Crist (John Reacts!)
zhlédnutí 54KPřed 28 dny
John relives some highlights from his roast, which included jabs from Aaron Weber, Joshua Black, Brian Bates, Tim Hawkins, and more. Full episode available here: czcams.com/video/ISw8P4ll5R4/video.html For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com/tour Check out Net Positive: www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod #JohnCrist #NetPositive #roast
Mom Uses Taser to Wake Child for Church...
zhlédnutí 38KPřed měsícem
A mom uses a taser during Easter church service to wake up her son.. Comedian John Crist talks about the headline that went viral. Taken from John Crist's Net Positive Podcast. Full episode available here: czcams.com/video/2qX-VSFVloY/video.html For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com/tour #JohnCrist #NetPositive
The gays...
zhlédnutí 20KPřed měsícem
Let's be honest, the gays put on a heck of a broadway show. Comedian John Crist talks about his trip to New York City's Broadway musical Book of Mormon. Taken from John Crist's Net Positive Podcast. Full episode available here: czcams.com/video/TKbkXLDIlI8/video.html For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com/tour
Will the Government ban TikTok??
zhlédnutí 15KPřed měsícem
Will the Government ban TikTok??
Best nicknames for women seeking men of a certain profession!
zhlédnutí 9KPřed 2 měsíci
Best nicknames for women seeking men of a certain profession!
What Really Happened in Zanesville, Ohio? The Animal Massacre and Mysterious Case of Terry Thompson
zhlédnutí 20KPřed 2 měsíci
What Really Happened in Zanesville, Ohio? The Animal Massacre and Mysterious Case of Terry Thompson
John Crist takes a US Immigration Test!
zhlédnutí 44KPřed 2 měsíci
John Crist takes a US Immigration Test!
Politics: Real Life or a Simulation?
zhlédnutí 16KPřed 3 měsíci
Politics: Real Life or a Simulation?
The Sermon Hype Man! Hire me to Give Verbal Affirmation During your Sermons!
zhlédnutí 74KPřed 3 měsíci
The Sermon Hype Man! Hire me to Give Verbal Affirmation During your Sermons!
The Greatest Christmas Joke Ever Told - Caleb Elliott
zhlédnutí 60KPřed 5 měsíci
The Greatest Christmas Joke Ever Told - Caleb Elliott
We went to a mega church in Central America! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors!
zhlédnutí 117KPřed 5 měsíci
We went to a mega church in Central America! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors!
We went to a Catholic Church in Central America! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitor
zhlédnutí 138KPřed 6 měsíci
We went to a Catholic Church in Central America! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitor
Traffic Anchor Melts Down
zhlédnutí 386KPřed 6 měsíci
Traffic Anchor Melts Down
We went to a Black Church - John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors
zhlédnutí 610KPřed 6 měsíci
We went to a Black Church - John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors
Fake Country Music Bros w/ @treykennedy
zhlédnutí 64KPřed 6 měsíci
Fake Country Music Bros w/ @treykennedy
We went to a Pentecostal Church! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors!
zhlédnutí 424KPřed 6 měsíci
We went to a Pentecostal Church! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors!
We went to Cowboy Church! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors
zhlédnutí 494KPřed 6 měsíci
We went to Cowboy Church! John Crist and Shama Mrema are First Time Visitors
Why Are Women Always Planning Get Away Weekends
zhlédnutí 85KPřed 7 měsíci
Why Are Women Always Planning Get Away Weekends
Lady Antebellum Solves Racism
zhlédnutí 62KPřed 7 měsíci
Lady Antebellum Solves Racism
White People Solving Racism
zhlédnutí 172KPřed 7 měsíci
White People Solving Racism
John Crist on Selective Outrage
zhlédnutí 110KPřed 8 měsíci
John Crist on Selective Outrage
SEC Football Fans Naming Their Pets
zhlédnutí 34KPřed 8 měsíci
SEC Football Fans Naming Their Pets
I Ain't Prayin For That
zhlédnutí 652KPřed 8 měsíci
I Ain't Prayin For That
Christians Have Their Own Language
zhlédnutí 96KPřed 8 měsíci
Christians Have Their Own Language
American Christians Being "Persecuted"
zhlédnutí 81KPřed 8 měsíci
American Christians Being "Persecuted"
Bad Kids with Bible Names
zhlédnutí 184KPřed 9 měsíci
Bad Kids with Bible Names
We Gotta Start Spanking the Kids Again
zhlédnutí 361KPřed 9 měsíci
We Gotta Start Spanking the Kids Again

Komentáře

  • @tontonyuzon
    @tontonyuzon Před 21 hodinou

    this has turned into a blimeycow messyges episode 😂

  • @AndrewGorny
    @AndrewGorny Před 21 hodinou

    Hahahahah the twist this story took is making me bite all my nails off

  • @user-xg5fh7ke8v
    @user-xg5fh7ke8v Před 22 hodinami

    We, who are still virtually human, thank you for your tangible presence at those shows.

  • @geririvera9279
    @geririvera9279 Před 22 hodinami

    Why does he still have her number in his phone after all this time? Either he’s lying or his “finance” questioned him about having his ex’s number still and told him to text her and he’s the dummy that did it 🤷🏾‍♀️ weird either way

  • @Blockofsoap
    @Blockofsoap Před 22 hodinami

    He made perfect sense 😂😂

  • @user-jj9vw3np4d
    @user-jj9vw3np4d Před 23 hodinami

    Standing or sitting in a car.

  • @PapaRupes
    @PapaRupes Před dnem

    I’m in the Saginaw area. We would have loved to come see you but the show conflicts with church. Hoping for a second show on Monday or something.

  • @dumbasrocks
    @dumbasrocks Před dnem

    The loves gas station 🤣🤣 bro for anyone who's been on long road trips this gas station is a core memory 😂😂

  • @stuffsethmakes
    @stuffsethmakes Před dnem

    i thought you posted this last week! why is it posted again?

  • @princesswarrior7880

    Crazier things have happened . I had my husbands girlfriend calling me everyday !!!! I told her repeatedly we are NOT friends stop calling me. Long story short… met her husband and she’s stopped calling 😂😂

  • @CatherineJones-nb4qb

    I would say there was alcohol involved???

  • @petergordonlepere
    @petergordonlepere Před dnem

    "I have an idea. What if we stopped communicating in pictures and came up with symbols that connect to each other that can communicate the nuanced point we want to get across to others? We'll be able to be way more specific in our conversations" ~First person to shift from hieroglyphics to letters and words

  • @derek_davidson
    @derek_davidson Před dnem

    What happened? I want the rest of the video

  • @Lexielouwho
    @Lexielouwho Před dnem

    We need an update on this one. Did the mom end up in jail. Did the kid end up in a foster home and now the kid is crying for mom to be let out of jail and he swears he'll get up for jesus every sunday lol.

  • @Lexielouwho
    @Lexielouwho Před dnem

    I'm calling bs on there even being a fiance. He slid, she didn't reciprocate so instead of looking like a desperate dweeb, he makes up the story of the fiance to show he wasn't sliding. He was saving face. I agree with you about there being 2 texts. It was likely a drunk text or a loney hey let's see if she's up for a netflix and chill moment and when she didn't reply, he was in damage control. Funny story though, lol.

  • @tammymartie7302
    @tammymartie7302 Před dnem

    It's a test for her fiancé, she wanted to see if there was anything still between them or if she could be a threat to their future. Or he's getting cold feet & wants to make sure he didn't let the wrong one get away. No matter what, reminds me high school drama.

  • @DrofJustice
    @DrofJustice Před dnem

    Y’all NAILED it 😜

  • @davidlinsday5618
    @davidlinsday5618 Před dnem

    What about places like bars?

  • @JulieMelberg
    @JulieMelberg Před dnem

    Ugh

  • @souljamom1
    @souljamom1 Před dnem

    Good old Dr Spock….screwed up generations of kids

  • @The55nomad
    @The55nomad Před dnem

    How about a job in Death Valley?

  • @paisano777
    @paisano777 Před dnem

    Proper text response to the HBD text is "Who dis?"

  • @warrenphilips8441
    @warrenphilips8441 Před dnem

    I'm going to need some research and a follow up. I'm sold on that wedding venue theory.

  • @mirtapimentelrosario5280

    NOPE!!! He's lying!!

  • @peggycuomo1877
    @peggycuomo1877 Před dnem

    He just wanted to brag that he was engaged!!! His ex is already long married and a baby on the way!! 👍

  • @Parsnips24
    @Parsnips24 Před dnem

    My ex fiancé who we broke up about 9 years before , him and his new wife tried to become friends with me on Facebook. It was the weirdest thing.

  • @eileenmccarthy8507

    People are stupid lol

  • @Hannah-ew8rw
    @Hannah-ew8rw Před dnem

    if he even has a "fiance" 👀

  • @irenee.3388
    @irenee.3388 Před dnem

    😂😂😂 why in the world would I want my fiance' to text his ex after all this time? Maybe it was a drunk text, and he tried to do damage control.

  • @ryan.miller
    @ryan.miller Před dnem

    You guys figured it out 😆

  • @user-we7ps9xs4p
    @user-we7ps9xs4p Před dnem

    I'm a Christian. Alabama is a grab and go state. Embarrassing.

  • @goodnews559
    @goodnews559 Před dnem

    Gaw, Alex is the worst: " uh huh" "yep" "ok" Dude you're not cool. Talk like normal human instead of like someone who knows he's on a pod cast riding the coat tails of John.

    • @MD-tr1yv
      @MD-tr1yv Před dnem

      Normal human: You sound fun to be around

  • @RosalineMuratore
    @RosalineMuratore Před dnem

    Il livello di empatia e comprensione tra noi è davvero notevole.👅

  • @andiG2444
    @andiG2444 Před dnem

    OKAY BUT THAT SHOE. LOL.

  • @Marcia-zm8kz
    @Marcia-zm8kz Před dnem

    Sono grato per l'opportunità di entrare in contatto con menti così brillanti e spiriti affini.🍒

  • @MadelonCapaldo
    @MadelonCapaldo Před dnem

    I like how big tv man as a name but he Hase a different tv and that I don’t like 🍓🌺

  • @MadelineKientzy
    @MadelineKientzy Před dnem

    🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 ✨🍓

  • @gideonplays814
    @gideonplays814 Před dnem

    First

  • @Vidz0022
    @Vidz0022 Před dnem

    PREACH!