The Sermon Hype Man! Hire me to Give Verbal Affirmation During your Sermons!
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I almost spit out my water when he said that's his house now 🤣🤣🤣
yo that line had me too!
I laughed so hard I didn’t hear the rest of the video! Had to rewatch the rest. 🤣
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I don't know what's worse - how hard I laughed during this skit 😂😂😂 or how true this actually could be 😢😢😢 Thanks for bringing light to the day! ♥
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I call those people "super spiritual". 😂
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What is more sad is there are no such people as this hired, but people either thinking whatever the pastor wants is of God, even if it is a new house or private jet, and will defend it to the end.
I’m Catholic and I visit a lot of nondenominational churches. Sometimes I go back to my church and get a little carried away.
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It has to be a REALLY good homily to get a response in a Catholic church lol. Like best homily of the year.
@@alkittie8 catholic homilies are definitely not known to be the most exciting and entertaining, but I have this one parochial vicar that is a very good preacher.
Youth group addition:
LET HIM COOK!
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NAH ✋️😭💀IM DEAD
the "yes yes yes" scale warmup 🤣
So true. At my last church, they always asked the volunteers to sit as close as possible to the front row and do this. It felt so stupid and forced when they did it. Praise God I was the welcome team leader so I was always standing in the back working. The "pastor" was always asking his "friends" to throw some amen, yes, preach on , hum yeah so good.😂😂😂 So genuine. Yeah well, it didn't work out well for him. He left and this hipster church is not growing for years. People need to stop being fake at church.
False prophets. I know for a fact that Steven Furtick does this.
This needs to be longer. Part 2 please 🙏🏾
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Yes, please.
“I’m a hired gun” 😂😂 this is amazing!
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Jon nails it with the subtleties too. The wardrobe, I laughed at the flag shirt in there. He might be coming to my church!
"...and that's his house..." 🤣
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Don't be making me self conscious for the occasional "Amen", Mr. Crist.
"That's his house.." got me. Lol
"I've been hired to do black churches "😂
i'm in a predomanenly white/hispanic church. we have a group of international Ethiopians. I absolutely love them. They make the service so much more fun. Love their passion
But not Catholic.... lol
This is funny, we have to be able to laugh at ourselves. And especially others 🤭
1:35 😂 That's what I favor about liturgical/high churches. The hymns revere God instead of losing it over the pastors message. Honoring your father.
There are benefits to both. There is actually power in verbalizing agreement when someone says something that is from God. Keeping silent is an effective way to have it pass you by. If you want a picture of God's view of the power of our words, I think the fact that Zacharias was rendered mute until John was born and named is a pretty strong indicator.
Keyword from God. Power of your words is eisegesis. That's WOF false teachings.
@pinkroses135 - Proverbs 18:21 says otherwise. And Zacharias wasn't made mute to prevent him from speaking a word from God that would undo God's plans. It was other words that were stopped by him being rendered mute.
It's kind of believable that churches would actually do this. My Southern Baptist church had a guest preacher who was clearly from a charismatic background, and let me tell you, he tried his hard to get engagement from the congregation. I felt kind of bad for him.
I absolutely love that car! I could NOT stop laughing.. I had to watch this a whole slew of times.. whenever I want to start smiling.. just seeing this.. does it for me!! Too hilarious!
As a pastor let me say - this is amazing! 😂
hoping for a free session?
Preach it brother😇🤣🙏. AMEN to everything you said🤣
Thank you, John 🙏
The dents on the kitchen exhaust vent are still there from a previous video! 😂
1:44. Amen! Solemnity is key during Mass so we can focus on Him alone!
Part of this was filmed on my church’s steps and in the parking lot! I love it!
"oh & that's his house now..." Love it!
LOL!! I always wondered who the guy saying wow during the Elevation church sermons was
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Owen Wilson?
“Come on” “that’s right” “amen” “that’s good”
Are you sure your not from NY? They way you talk with your hands cracks me. 😂
This might be your best video of yours yet!
May God continue to bless you 🙏 ✨️ Thankyou
Not true! Us Catholics are obligated to have a short 2 seconds laugh when the priest starts his homily with a really bad joke.
Followed with a whisper to your family member "He used that last year."
@@EmilyEnchantedRecipes YES! I’m not alone😭
Haha 😂
Happy Ash Wednesday fellow Catholic.
Truth
So good John mmm So good 😂
Thank you for providing this key piece of leverage to the franchise model. 👌🏻
Good word, John!
i knew that enthusiastic guy at my church was john crist
There was this ladies dad who visited and every couple of minutes he would say “BOOOOOOOIIIIII HE’S PREACHIN NOOOOOWWW!!!!!” it was hard not to laugh 😅
You're hired! 60/40 cut bro! And you're ridiculous lol!
‘That’s his house now’ 😂
Preach it prophet!
Wow you're so NOT politically correct!!! LOVE YOU, from Argentina!!! 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 When are you coming? 😅
One conference, there was a woman at equal height to speaker’s mic. Bless her heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
As a Cradle Catholic I can give this a very quiet “Truth” and throw in a couple subtle head nods.
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We do NOT like to vocalize during Mass.
As an ex-Catholic, I can add that even the energetic songs are sung with _restraint_ as if you're suppressing your soul's happiness of God's salvation by grace alone through faith alone.
@@indigofenrir7236Amen!
For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.
Romans 1:17 KJV
This was Martin Luther's favorite verse and the one that woke him up to the gift of God's free salvation by grace through faith.
The RCC is the wh*re of Babylon.
Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV
God bless you 🕊
@@ashleydeshields887 Those who believe in the RCC need our help, not our insults. They're brainwashed into being called Catholics instead of Christians so they'll be more loyal to their human-led church than to Jesus.
OP, I hope one day you'll realize the Eucharist is heretical and wake up, and maybe read the Bible instead of having a priest blab about it.
Totally right, we speak our confession of faith. Any jackass can get the attention if he or she speaks loudly enough. The point is not attention towards the self, but absolute glory to GOD. If one is so focused on garnering attention to one's own actions, how does that bring glory to the Holy Trinity?
@@carlyncook1211 Fix that language of yours if you're truly a Christian. Ephesians 4:29.
HALLELUJAH
Uhmmm the steps and parking lot - that’s my home church! ❤
I love the dry cleaning hanging there….
I KNEW IT!! 😂😂
yo youre awesome Johncrist!
You’re hired
Matthew 26:15 (KJV) And said unto them, What will ye give me, and I will deliver him unto you? And they covenanted with him for thirty pieces of silver.
I'M ACTUALLY DYING RIGHT NOW OMG OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AMEN
I'm HOLLERING!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha
Is there a go fund me to get that dented range hood replaced? I couldn't finish the video.
The private jet, new house in France is accurate of a church that a family member of mine goes to 😵💫
I have found my new side hustle. Haha!
I thought he was gonna somehow work in some Lil’ Wayne “Yuuup! Ohkaaay!!” 😂
This is actually scary to think about. There are some people that would fall for this type of thing
So funny!
Can you help me get my church started?
LOL.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious
You are hired
Furtik must have him booked for the next 5 years lol
The phrases warm-ups 😅
I'm changing careers! I've been doing this.for free???👀
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Just like all the hungover secular musicians playing in the church band on Sunday morning.
I've been like that. Those type have no place in fellowship. God removed me, and I've seen Him remove others. God gives us grace and time to repent. It's better to repent in the easy times.
Christ did not completey destroy me, but gave me new work, which I like more, but the process was the only hell I've known.
We will all feel pain. Christ is the end of pain.
We must endure in faith and love.
What’s wrong with drinking on the weekends and listening to music that’s actually good?
@@asamann1738 Matthew 22:37-40 (KJV) Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
This is the first and great commandment.
And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
@@lowlightevangelist9431 why do people like you just quote verses and think it answers any question and proves your point. Jesus literally made it possible for hundreds of people to drink a LOT.
@@asamann1738 John 7:37-38 (KJV) In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.
He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
Mans in a Land Rover?!
I know this is short notice but I’m preaching my first sermon ever on Sunday and I could use a hand really
I wanna see him do an LDS church
This is probably true.
honastly your videos are funny really Tho
You’re crazy 😂
Are you available this Sunday? My pastor needs some AMEN’s. Thanks.
Ha! I'll be the first Catholic priest to hire you for the job!
True - pastor states to have someone in the congregation start the clapping in some recognition
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Love it! Not a lot of Catholic Churches...accurate haha
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Bro how you get those dents in the stainless vent hood shroud? You live in a trailer or something?
Acts 8:20-23 (KJV) But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.
Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God.
Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.
For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity.
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what happened to your stove vent?
It's called "scaffolding" and churches really do things like this
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I know this is a joke but it really breaks my heart 😢
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Lol
So this is who Furtick hired…
So....youre a hired "amen corner"😅
why does he sound like tray Kinnidy
Why you got dings in your range hood? You had a hail storm up in your kitchen?
Sad, but this is a thing.
Who else is Catholic like me here and found that line funny? Like if you did.
Is this a real job or a joke? Im confused lol. 😅 Yes im Catholic and our masses are quiet. We sing and say our prayers and pray the rosary in a gentle tone. Our music is very old school. Ive been to Christian churches and the differences are massive.
This is a joke 🤣
Agree!
Catholic and Lutherans lol
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What about the people that gets folk super worshipping. Like hype people in the crowd. Those are at every church that raises their hands during worship.