John Crist vs. The Adoptive Moms | Hilarious Standup Comedy Crowd Interaction
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- čas přidán 14. 04. 2022
- John Crist talks to a group of moms with adopted children and things go absolutely awry! John learns about the adopted children, their nationalities and how adoptive moms meet each other... all while trying to avoid getting cancelled.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com - Komedie
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"shut up people" OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
Dude normally I don't find crowd work very solid, but john, you slay it
Yup
He always slays it.
I'm with you, I cringe normally in anticipation when comics start teasing/instigating. This was perfection!
@@codybryl2370 I feel John Crist is one of the funniest clean comedian out there.
@@pupsmore3109 Definitely!
"I'm gonna get re-canceled for this." Omg he gets on my nerves 😂😂😂😂
“ i’ve never seen a Chinese Amish”
Neither have I John! 🤣🤣🤣
Me neither. LOL
I actually know 2 adopted Chinese Amish kids, lol
@MargaretQueenofScots 94 I believe you!! It’s common for Mennonites to adopt from Africa, Honduras...
I’m Asian, and that Chinese Amish line was funny 😂
...and that it wasn't planned and off-the-cuff made it 10xs funnier!
😄
It was.. If you go to his show or watch him.. You best have the same laughter he does.. I can see how some would be offended and sure need parents to adopt kids.. I have a Chinese niece and my brother law and sister was led to adopt her.. But when he stated, " Adopt a kid from Kansas..?" I laughed too.. Our kids now that need adopting in the US are often and sadly drug addicted . ❤
I adopted two Kansas kids, it is hard. John Crist helps.
He nailed it on this one
Much respect to the adoptive moms
As an adoptive parent, this is freaking hilarious. Thank you John!!!
John is so fast it almost looks scripted.
Yep! I thought the same thing! MAN that is right off the dome! REAL GIFT!
We tried to adopt some kids with Hispanic heritage (we're white) - they were from Texas as were we - and we knew more Spanish than them and that was sort of a fun thing we joked about. We had a great support group. Saved our lives!!! And I was adopted as well in Texas. Back in the day they tried to match you up with families of similar heritage. Not so much now.
Texas representin!! My oldest two children's (twins) father was adopted out of Louisiana by a Texas couple. I used to tell my kids Troy Landry from Swamp People was their granddaddy. Odd that people questioned if they were Mexican when they were small. They had golden olive complexions and tanned unbelievably well. My husband (who passed away last year) was Hispanic and had hazel eyes. He was only brown on the areas that got sun. Total farmer's tan type thing. His mom's family was from Mexico and his dad's family was from Spain. His two oldest kids are definitely Mexican. Our two are whiter than I am, I mean pale. They both had blue eyes and my daughter's still are (at 25). We always joked that since she sounds so country that she was our little Hickspanic. Our family portrait when the kids were young was the epitome of a Heinz 57 family. We almost adopted a friend's little boy who was a few weeks older than our daughter. He was black/white. We could just imagine what people would have said about our family then. We didn't care. Didn't matter what color our kiddos were, they were ours and we loved them.
A Chinese Amish... I shouldn’t have laughed🤦🏽♀️ But I did 🤣
Thanks for the good laugh today❤️
I think what I love and appreciate about your comedy is that you let yourself be yourself. It’s obvious you’re flying by the seat of your pants sometimes….and you do it so well. You live unafraid and unashamed and you make us all laugh out loud. (P.S. I’m an older mom….five adult kids….and was myself adopted. My mom doesn’t get any major awards though; she didn’t even go out of state to get me! 😂)
I dont agree with all his jokes and a some of what he thinks about certain things but your right on whats enduring about him right or wrong being genuine 👍🏽👍🏼👍🏿
Most the time 🙃
P.P.S. I'm a mom.... 5 daughters.... and was myself adopted, not out of state either😜 it actually happens, sometimes
@@nicoleturczynski7730 I love adoptive stories…so much! ♥️
@@robininva Me too💕💗 Did u ever get the chance to learn anything about ur birth family?
My wife and I adopted and it can be hard work. I hope those guys had a great night out. (I’m sure they did) 😂👍
I don't even know what that means.
@@purselmer5931 statistics show that a significant percentage of adopted children develop ADD/ADHD and can have a reactive disorder. Meaning even if the child is loves and well cared for and this is the only family they know, they can become combative, rebellious and not feel connected to the family. Then if your kid is not the same ethnicity as you then you deal with ignorant people say "that kid isn't yours." That actually happened to me. So besides all the typical normal child behavior you throw in the potential psychological effects of adoption and you got yourself a full hand. Been there. It's hard as hell. Glad these ladies found each other and had a good time out.
@@kristinewithak3616 yep, all that. 👍
@@kristinewithak3616 Thanks. My brother and sister-in-law adopted 3 kids - first 2 from same mom (different dad) and third not related in any way. They raised these kids w/absolutely no bounderies or parental guidance to speak of. When the first one got into a fist tight in elementary school, it was the "school's" fault and from then on they "taught" the kids from online programs that they were allowed to blow off.
The first two were drug-addicted street workers as teenagers who had both run away from home and couldn't be found (unless they were breaking into their family home to steal what they could when no one was home). The adopted parents' reason the first two had turned out that way? "Just like their biological mother."
The third one's not an adult yet, and not sure how that one's fairing, although I have my guesses.
But, I have more than my fair share of biological children, and they're not a picnic either. Blessings to you and your family!
Andrew
Adoptive parent here, too
You’re right- it’s difficult
As a future adoptive mom... thank you
As a future adoptive mom HI! ❤️good luck out there the wait has been rough post covid
@@c.2538 thank you and good luck to you as well. Because we are a military family we were pretty much told to not even try because it would have been next to impossible to finalize prior to being relocated. But with my husband on the way out and life starting to settle we are ready to tackle the system head on and welcome another child into our hearts and home. God bless all of the adoptive families out there!
@@linzers8894 Sometimes I wonder how adoptive parents deal with the wounds and baggage of the kids they adopt. It must always kind eat at the kids to know that their biological parents didn't want them or that they can't live a normal family life.
@@thunderthumbz3293 first off this was an extremely ignorant comment. I can’t even dissect the amount of ignorant things that you said but bio parents not wanting them is not the situation most of the times. And the “behavior” issues and all that other bull you said is a stereotype and really depends on the age of the child and trauma issues. Adopted children usually go on to live very normal lives and have kids of their own. As an adopted child allow me to say you really are as ignorant as they come
I did not expect to laugh that hard!
This had my wife come in the room asking what the heck I was laughing at.
That was awesome!!! I couldn’t stop laughing!! That is a true comedian!!
John is so funny! He tries to have a normal conversation with the wives, but then loses it!😆😅🤣
Wow! So impressed….working the crowd by seat of his pants. What a natural. Love it!
"I'm gonna get recanceled for this"🤣🤣🤣
“If you’d like to sponsor a child, slip your hand up.” ROFL 🤣
My youngest Niece was adopted from China 🇨🇳 She graduates 🎓 next month!
John is a beast of a comedian
Keep it uncensored, John! Hilarious!
Popular Opinion: Every single one of y'all agrees CRIST made our day;
John is great with crowd work !
Definitely
John absolutely never fails to make my day better. My face starts to hurt from smiling and laughing so much if I watch him for too long. He's just keepin it real y'all!!!
Love seeing this man back ❤️
This is hilarious
My dream vacation from my 24/7 mom life is sleeping until I'm ready to get up.
Love to you, John. Thanks for the laughs and your sense of humor is terrific. You have a gift.
Enjoy your tour. 💛
I thought they said they were 'adopted Mums' ie. some kids felt so bad for them, that they'd gone ahead and adopted them 😆
Ngl the best part was when that one person in the back raised his hand-
Absolutely hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂
That’s hilarious
I am so disappointed I just discovered John- he rolled through town about two months ago on his tour. I think of him every time I drive past a Chic Fil A.
When you're so early the video is still grainy 90's quality because CZcams is slow
🤣🤣🤣
This was fantastic
This is fantastic 🤣
Almost cried launching so hard. I am an adoptive mom too. Love it!
Yay! \o/ Kansas! Choose life!
I literally have an adopted daughter from Kansas!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is funny and clean. He is adorable
Hysterical! Love him!
… I’m… I’m adopted from Kansas City and I live close to Lancaster.
😂
This is awesome
Great balance. Hilarious
Ohmygawsh you’re my fav camidean ever!!!
My face hurts from smiling and laughing so much 😂
Lancaster, Pa baby!! Born and raised!! Amish life for life yo!!
Oh wow he’s getting even funnier!!! So great!
He's the best 😂❤
So glad I found you John! You probably didn't know you were lost...🤭 Anyway, you have been a great source of laughter and light in a crazy world! Thank you so much! Your my drug of choice! Much love! ❤❤❤
He's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!!!!!!!
i love the background.... hey arnold vibessssssss
Killing it !!!!! 😂😂
I can't stop laughing. This is so great.
Hysterical
Great work Sir hahaha
John doesn’t need a program. He could just talk to people in the audience for an hour, make everyone wet their pants and get cancelled! What a night!
Oh my gosh he makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOVE HIM
I have encountered several non-caucasian Amish people who were adopted as children and are now adults with families in the Amish church. No joke! Our Amish relatives were very supportive of our adoption and one lady gave a plain dress for our Asian daughter as a baby gift many years ago. Super cute!
Lol yep us moms! You nailed it 😂
Bro you are legit hilarious! I can't even remember when I subscribed to you. Were you on a after hours podcast recently?
Please come to NYC!
I'm gonna get recanceled again.....
a Chinese Amish lol I died I'm 🤣
Hilarious 😂!
Kansas Mom: "Hey!! Let's go to John Crist show, and if we get lucky, we might get roasted by him!!"
Funniest guy I've ever heard. 🤣
As an adoptee...I THINK THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!
I'm adopted and this was amazing. I've raised four sons, none adopted. I feel so much love for the woman and man who would voluntarily take on raising me. FYI, not Chinese. It was the 60s, so, California. Granted, now that's out of the country, back then not so much.
Nice
That Chinese Amish line killed me.
I've adopted from China and this is super funny.
I was at this show!
hahaha this sh*t cracked me up!!! lmao!
“Them three talk about you when you’re not there.” 😂
Oh Jon I didnt know if you was going to get out of this..lol
A Christian comedian doing crowd work is very risky since he’s held to a much higher standard than other comedians but John pulls it off so well. He’s so good at walking the line and even though some Karens will always be offended I think it’s all in good fun and we have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.
John brother you need to come over toward Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO because Salina is like 4hrs from me! Although worth the trip I have a fullsize pickup and she drinks gas faster than a day drinking alcoholic 🤣
Your funny!
So funny when he says I've never seen a Chinese Amish! Ha, ha.
I've never seen a Chinese Amish 🤣👏👏👏
I was pick of the litter
Jesus Christ loves you
🤣
Love the video, despite the covid warning
🤣🤣
Get out of this group! 😂😂😂
😭 lol
Geeze back up damn!!! You chose it lol!!! You are amazing……Adoptive Come to Jesus type!!! 💀🤣CANCELLED. Totally called it!!!
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Keep blinking
The inappropriate politically incorrect laugh I needed today 😁
To funny
No, that's not how you got in trouble last time.
So true some of these adoptive moms (white women) see minorities give them the most blessings from God. Love the part when he says "and then youre like that kids a minority" "and then yall get together and talk about how hard it is or something" so truuuue 🤣
Canceled! 😀