Emoji Selection Committee Meeting
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- čas přidán 30. 08. 2022
- "We need five different skin colors of water polo players, and also three different genders." Comedian John Crist tries to imagine the rationale being used at the emoji selection committee meetings.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live your dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com - Komedie
“Can we please not with these very valid and accurate points?” Sounds like government
That’s many government policies and most corporate PR decisions for ya!
Sounds a lot like Hollywood
Sounds like them, and a ton of people lol
Sounds like the pro-abortion movement. There I go again! I made a joke that it will cancel me! xD
Ridiculous!!! Wake up!!
When they took the gun emoji away, my dad started using the squirt gun with a bomb next to it. 😂
That's brilliant
🤣
This is John at his best, just telling it like it is.
"what is more unlikely, a unicorn or a black trans person in a canoe?" 😭😭😭
Definitely was expecting the "pregnant man" to make an appearance😂
It’ll be brought up at the next committee meeting. 😂
It must only be on iPhone. My Android doesn't have it.
Mine does! So creepy!
There are actually 6 dudes in orange, 6 in green, with various skin color and hair differences. Only 6 in purple representing different women. Lord help us!
🫄🫄🏿🫄🏻🫄🏼🫄🏽🫄🏾
🫃🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🏿
🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿
@@dianekmk 🫃🏻
@@dianekmk Neither does mine.
The turtle bit was killer 😂😂
"Maybe just hop off that pedestal super-quick!" 🤣🤣🤣
We need a part two to this 😂😂😂😂
yes
Ok but seriously, all we want is a solid pink heart….
I was not expecting this video to get so political 😂
He can't take it anymore like the rest of us I love that he went in on this 😂
the fact that race and delusion(LGBTQ) have to be involved in politics is actually insane, but then again we're called humans, we are awful stupid beings
🤣
I’m impressed how John hasn’t been censored yet for sharing so much obvious truth
They tried in 2019
Just wait, if he says "women are female", the internet will explode into a collective tantrum
I'm glad he hasn't
Shhh don’t jinx it.😉
All I know is if I send someone the pregnant dude emoji and they don’t respond with at least 3 laughing emojis, they’re getting blocked
The emoji is officially ruined. Thank you for bringing this to light.
Laughing face
Ok John, you triggered me by equating Android with Pagers!!!! LOL! There is so much truth in this video. It is hilarious and sad at the same time. Great video. Keep up the good work!
Amazing as always. Leave it to the comedians to tell it like it is.
Redheads out here asking to be included in the emojis and they just give us one plain emoji that we still can’t apply to all the fun poses 🙃😂
omg I never thought of that it's so true
Exactly 💯
Yeeeeep
Still watching for the red head of emoji of these two emojis 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😂
but they need at least 17 different colors of hair for each emoji
💕the mermaid emoji has red hair😂🤣😂🤣 🧜🏼♀️ 💕
“The peach and eggplant” of course. Never ever talks about fruit and vegetables.
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I love the reference to the plastic straws🤣🤣🤣
Local restaurant does not use plastic straws but all the to go boxes are plastic and cups are plastic. FFS 🤦🏼♀️
"Pager is about effective as an Android" hahahah as an Android user that was great!
Lego characters was the best way to include everyone. No person has bright crayon color yellow skin
And Emojis used to be yellow too. Until... 5 skin tones
@@batziii8745 Yeah. I like it better when you have the yellow smiley that represents all of us instead of dividing us up by our skin tones. The beauty of using yellow is that no one can tell anyone "You just like that 'cause it looks like you!" since it doesn't look like any of us.
Liver failure
As a former D1 full scholarship female swimmer, that emoji IS offensive to me! :-)
On behalf of humanity, we apologize. We can do better!
Quite frankly, I just want a margarita emoji. Is that to
much to ask?
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@@dianekmk , I would say that looks like a Bahama Mama🤔
Alcohol kills more people than gun violence though🥲
🍸 This is a margarita on mine (Android), but it might show up differently for you
@@audrieking7109 I don’t have that one.
So good! Thank you John Crist for this video!!
Loving this format, keep em coming
John you're so funny!! You crack me up. I wish that we had a normal size pink heart. What do we have? 💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟💔 but no plain pink heart.
literally i have asked myself this mentally every time i text and try to find a plain pink heart lmao
@@deedL3 it would be good. Lol
That’s weird how they don’t have that
@@rumblebird9888 it's probably politically incorrect lmao
The emoji we all really need!
🔫 Wait, it's a thing. I type gun, it puts 🔫. Wow.
I can't get enough of this guy he is hilarious
Always love seeing your videos! We loved your show in nyc!
The last question was so funny 😂 I didn't know where it was going
You’ve got both 😂
The group is actually called the Unicode Consortium, which seems insane to me.
LoL 😂 Seriously people…can we all just quit THINKING! Well done 🇺🇸❣️🇺🇸
On fire (as usual)!
I really hope you are doing well… every character in this episode looks like they need a good nights sleep.
Agreed
I love his comedy, but that was the first thing I noticed too!
This deserves WAY more views!! 😂👍🏼
Brilliant again! Love to you, John. 💛
I'm scared to share this, and you're out there just making the video and posting it! 🤣🤣 Loved it.
Ah man, I was waiting for the beer gut/ pregnant man emoji
I’m impressed that they had the blind emoji up on the screen 😂 I never thought about that…
Best video yet John!
This needs to go viral! Thank you for doing more than just being funny.
John is a gem!!!
That is one of the most clever vids I've seen in a while lol
Anyone still using emojis from the good old days? :-) ;-)
YESSS
I use :) and xD and lol and haha and :( and :O because i dont have emojis cuz im on a laptop
with those, race is in the eye of the beholder, depending on what color of text you have.
That last joke got me so good!!!
Did not think I would laugh the most with 10 seconds left.
Man this is one of your best bits yet
The turtle and the straw got me 😂😂😂
John slays it again!! So trueee!
Killing it! Love the satire. Keep it up my friend😁
Oh man thank you John, brilliant as ever.😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a genius creation for a vid. Love this dude
I really enjoy theses videos :)
John so true keep it coming!!!
I guess I'll need to page someone with an iPhone to comment on this video for me.
The appropriation comment😂
This is amazing, keep it up.
Almost fell off my chair with the turtle plastic straw thing
Loved it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grabbed my attention and I couldn't even move until this was over! Boy, you have had some product placement because I was glued to this one!
Oops, is "boy" in appropriate? Well... you'll be okay.
This is your best video
Omma gootness, this is so great in so many, very discreet ways!
Thank you!!!
Solution: Let's just get rid of all emojis
Agree
I second this.
:) XD
Spot on. Exactly what sensible people are thinking about all this nonsense. Great work, John!
"But the Holy Spirit produces this kind of fruit in our lives: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. There is no law against these things!" Galatians 5:22&23
If you are a follower of Jesus then you have the Holy Spirit living in you. Allow the Spirit to lead you down the right paths and produce these fruits in your life. Quit allowing the flesh to lead you but trust in God. We cannot imagine a better future than what God wants for us, so trust in Him and allow Him to lead. Hopefully this helped and inspired you today. God bless you!
Bruh John's sense of humor is legitness 🤣
Gotta love a committee! Most meetings on any subject …..similar
This video is perfect!
Wow…. This was so good!!
Literally skyrocketing
😂😂😂 that ending tho!
This was fantastic
This is fire
Quick change: Why would the male swimmer competing against women be in 2nd place.... Liam Thomas is definitely in the lead!
It's one of the races he threw so it wouldn't look like he was that dominate.
@@purselmer5931 facts! Haha
Lmfao 😂
Hahaha!
This is amazing!!!!!!
Ha! the ending was brilliant
You speak so much truth Mr. Crist!
im dying! I love this! this is to Funny
"A pager is about as useless as an Android" Ohhhh snap, ROFL!!!!
Yup... this was your best ever, John! I've rolled my eyes when scrolling through these stupidly inclusive wannabee emojis many times.
Remember when they took the egg off the 🥗 salad emoji for the vegans?! 😆
@@dianekmk are you serious? Stars above
This is awesome 😆
I’ve been testing my emoji’s after watching this. I had no idea about all these emoji’s 😂
Exactly what I've been thinking!
Best ever!!
The black trans in a boat . .. I am done 😆 🤣 😂 as black people 😆 🤣 😂
Not just any boat though...a canoe. 😂
@@Editorknowsbest yes, too funny!
Hilarious 😂😅Truth is so funny!
"There is no option to put a straw in the turtle's eye" 😂😂
🎯 as usual, John tells it like it is
I can't with you 😂😂😂
Brilliant. This wins the internet today.
Brilliant.
Glad you weren’t too scared to make this, unlike most people
🤣🤣🤣 valid points sir
Hahahaha this is great!!😂🔥
Genius!
Good one John crist
BOLD and I love it
I LOL’d at peach and eggplant!
Omg! I love this!!!! 🤣
Wait til the end!!! LOLOLOL!
"that's beside the point"