John Crist with Tim Hawkins: Live at Church

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  • Standup comedian John Crist Live at Element Church with Tim Hawkins. Crist hosts the filming for Tim Hawkin's most recent DVD project "That's the Worst"
    Visit www.johncristcomedy.com for more videos, bio and live tour dates.
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Komentáře • 500

  • @americantimelord8720
    @americantimelord8720 Před 6 lety +454

    The F with the exclamation point is funnier when you realize that he said he was homeschooled earlier.

    • @annanicholson5309
      @annanicholson5309 Před 5 lety +4

      Love your tardis

    • @zacharysiple783
      @zacharysiple783 Před 5 lety +3

      He went to a public high school though.

    • @fvckyourcharade894
      @fvckyourcharade894 Před 5 lety

      🤣

    • @drakeperkins3929
      @drakeperkins3929 Před 5 lety

      His parents gave him that grade hahahaha

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 Před 3 lety +1

      I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.

  • @missluckyducky07
    @missluckyducky07 Před 7 lety +834

    i love how he laughs at his own jokes

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur Před 7 lety +40

      I know, it makes it so much funnier for me because whenever anyone's laughing, I laugh.

    • @rachelharmon3604
      @rachelharmon3604 Před 6 lety +11

      Same!!!! It's the funniest thing EVER!! 😂

    • @hannahtj1940
      @hannahtj1940 Před 6 lety +10

      Reminds me of Matt Meese :D

    • @allik4131
      @allik4131 Před 5 lety +2

      Anna Low Same!

    • @Emily-ce6rv
      @Emily-ce6rv Před 5 lety +5

      @@hannahtj1940 YESS.....also a homeschool thing....studio C!

  • @mayadunn5582
    @mayadunn5582 Před 5 lety +422

    Homeschool is like the *goodest* thing that ever happened to me....
    (I’m homeschooled so that was hilarious 😂)

  • @LLigon
    @LLigon Před 5 lety +433

    I absolutely love this guy! Why doesn’t he have his own sitcom or Netflix special? He is hilarious 😂🤣

    • @goldenelite-4939
      @goldenelite-4939 Před 5 lety +40

      L. Ligon Because he’s Christian sad but true

    • @Jesusbride515
      @Jesusbride515 Před 5 lety +19

      GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?

    • @waitingforthursday
      @waitingforthursday Před 5 lety +42

      Straight white Christian male that's the answer

    • @alaynaegan679
      @alaynaegan679 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Jesusbride515 same

    • @user-od8eq8bd1g
      @user-od8eq8bd1g Před 4 lety +18

      @@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.

  • @TictacAddict1
    @TictacAddict1 Před 5 lety +690

    Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.

  • @nightwarper1760
    @nightwarper1760 Před 5 lety +67

    “Here are our two children Judas and Goliath.”

  • @graysha1211
    @graysha1211 Před 7 lety +220

    Love how he cracks himself up. Also love this guy . Give him a big thumbs up guys!

  • @BenitaPrins
    @BenitaPrins Před 7 lety +251

    You can't handle your own jokes. I love you XD

    • @victoriagt8629
      @victoriagt8629 Před 6 lety +2

      Couldnt agree more

    • @Billie_Marie_
      @Billie_Marie_ Před 6 lety +3

      Benita J. Prins I know! His laugh makes it so much fun

    • @FlocksSake
      @FlocksSake Před 5 lety +1

      I love it when he cracks himself up. It's kinda adorable.

  • @newanomalyproductions
    @newanomalyproductions Před 7 lety +189

    "Those aren't the good characters." lol

  • @jasminlove8559
    @jasminlove8559 Před 7 lety +324

    I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.

    • @tobiasboston5663
      @tobiasboston5663 Před 7 lety +100

      Yvette Kellogg "Those are my kids Jezebel and Elijah, they NEVER seem to get along"

    • @brandyapplez5321
      @brandyapplez5321 Před 7 lety

      Yvette Kellogg

    • @marlesha421
      @marlesha421 Před 6 lety +3

      Tobias Boston lol

    • @user-go8wn2oi3j
      @user-go8wn2oi3j Před 6 lety +21

      Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

    • @IamGrimalkin
      @IamGrimalkin Před 6 lety +2

      I must say when I heard that joke I was thinking about how Judas (Jude) wrote one of the books of the bible.

  • @Jewels1573
    @Jewels1573 Před 7 lety +214

    "They make video games that are rated M for mature, doesn't that exclude everybody that plays video games?" hahaha! :D

    • @Greedo96
      @Greedo96 Před 6 lety +2

      Jewels1573 that was lame

  • @michellenichols9455
    @michellenichols9455 Před 7 lety +83

    Omg! Tough crowd! John is an awesome comedian! God truly gave him a great gift of joy!

  • @raelynnmerritt6314
    @raelynnmerritt6314 Před 7 lety +72

    You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!

  • @kaiyas9464
    @kaiyas9464 Před 5 lety +72

    I almost broke my neck on a trampoline and I just kind of sat there stunned for a second and then just went back to jumping a few minutes later . 😂

    • @IzzyNChrist
      @IzzyNChrist Před 3 lety

      what?!?! Didn't you have to go to the hospital?

    • @kaiyas9464
      @kaiyas9464 Před 3 lety

      IzzyNChrist it didnt break, i was like 9 years old? i probably shoulve gone to yhe hospital but i didnt tell anyone what happened 🥴

    • @IzzyNChrist
      @IzzyNChrist Před 3 lety +1

      @@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .

  • @elizabethmccartney5206
    @elizabethmccartney5206 Před 6 lety +64

    God's just really testing me.
    No that's gravity.
    Haha so true.

  • @elizabethmccartney5206
    @elizabethmccartney5206 Před 6 lety +27

    Haha, the soccer joke 😂
    I play soccer and we started keeping score because the parents were complaining 😂

  • @16handsoffunfunfun
    @16handsoffunfunfun Před 6 lety +28

    The Dave Ramsey plan!!! Omgosh!! LMAO

    • @kylemaximusmith
      @kylemaximusmith Před 3 lety

      Are you willing to donate 2 cents to the needy children? Nah I’m good! I’m on step 1 of Dave Ramsey’s plan.

  • @colekalenak5087
    @colekalenak5087 Před 8 lety +54

    i can't stop rolling on the floor, so funny

  • @4christ
    @4christ Před 2 lety +11

    I just found this guy and I've been laughing for hours

  • @gregmcpherson6022
    @gregmcpherson6022 Před 5 lety +24

    "Even Jesus isn't taking that wheel!" Wow this guy is hilarious!

  • @SaintValNSwine
    @SaintValNSwine Před 6 lety +46

    I totally relate to this guy! He is an "Edgy Christian" lol

    • @blondieadams7758
      @blondieadams7758 Před 7 měsíci

      I wish he would date my 19 yo granddaughter. She's drop dead gorgeous.

  • @courtneyfox6464
    @courtneyfox6464 Před 6 lety +43

    This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!

  • @queenofquacksons2745
    @queenofquacksons2745 Před 5 lety +14

    My favourite thing about him is how he laughs at his own jokes.

  • @darknlovli
    @darknlovli Před 7 lety +101

    Jon: Excuse me Waitress!
    Waitress: Excuse me my name is Watrice!

  • @triplegaming4017
    @triplegaming4017 Před 3 lety +5

    I bought a Dvd for Tim Hawkins and that is how I found you and boy am I glad

  • @christopherduvall7094
    @christopherduvall7094 Před 6 lety +336

    I'm a homeschooler and I make fun of myself all the time, its funny

  • @misspennymc
    @misspennymc Před 6 lety +41

    "We pay rent"
    Bwahahahaha! !

  • @gusmay6520
    @gusmay6520 Před 3 lety +10

    “When Jesus turned that water into sweet tea” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katie9050
    @katie9050 Před 6 lety +11

    "here are our two kids, Judas and Goliath." 😂

  • @tianamanuel7078
    @tianamanuel7078 Před 2 lety +3

    What is hilarious is that I watch this Tim Hawkins show all the time! I just watched it the other night. We own it on DVD

  • @TanyaMBowers
    @TanyaMBowers Před 8 měsíci +1

    I haven’t seen this one…is the pre - rehab….
    Wow! What a difference!
    You are amazing now!❤

  • @brianaghastin7259
    @brianaghastin7259 Před 2 lety +7

    The best part was John cracking himself up at his own jokes! Too funny!

  • @BestBibleStories
    @BestBibleStories Před 6 lety +11

    This was the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. There has to be more!

  • @katandbaldi
    @katandbaldi Před 3 lety +3

    John and Tom Hawkins!? Whoa, I didn’t know I needed this duo!

  • @LostDesertGirl
    @LostDesertGirl Před 7 lety +23

    "Walk it off!" LolAnyone who remembers big cars in the 60s with the back seat that had a sort of "deck" behind and above it...Some older friends of ours were talking about taking a nap on that part many times on extended trips. LMBO!

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 Před 6 lety +2

      L DG~ Oh yeah, & riding in back of pick-up 🚚 truck! After breakfast in Summer: 'Mom, I'm gonna go find some other kids to play with.' 'Okay, be home by the time the street lights come on.' Toys: chemistry set w/poisonous & combustible substances, pocket knives, phosphorus glow-in-dark items, metal swords....& the very popular actual guns 🔫 & candy cigarettes 🚬. Absolutely all true.

    • @sabinmckinnie3678
      @sabinmckinnie3678 Před 6 lety

      Carole Cook
      Aw the good old days! Now who's gonna survive Fema camps?

  • @anitacunha4555
    @anitacunha4555 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I remember this, he looks so young!! Still my favorite comedian ever!!

  • @leiameadows1640
    @leiameadows1640 Před 8 lety +36

    I love his videos!! Im homeschooled so I can relate. And yeah! Go kids table!

  • @roycemcconnell7668
    @roycemcconnell7668 Před 6 lety +16

    SUPER appreciate the tough humor hahaha, can't wait to see you at WinterJam in Indianapolis!

  • @miamikidd8540
    @miamikidd8540 Před 6 lety +8

    The Rams joke got me lmao

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 Před rokem +2

    My 2 favorite comedians together!!! Love it!

  • @nicholemaccalley9462
    @nicholemaccalley9462 Před 6 lety +17

    “Who’s Howie?” Lol. You know the old song “Just Over in the Glory Land”? My mom told me about a kid she knew when she was little who asked, “Who’s Jess Dover?” :-)

  • @chasemclean3804
    @chasemclean3804 Před 6 lety +13

    "'Scuse m, Waitress?" "Um, It's Waitress." Lololol

  • @yamel13j
    @yamel13j Před 5 lety +8

    This guy is a genius

  • @cynthiadelvalle3437
    @cynthiadelvalle3437 Před 5 lety +11

    John Crist, just found out about you a few weeks ago. I just love watching your videos. You are really funny. Like how you laugh at your own jokes.

  • @aynsley_broom
    @aynsley_broom Před 6 lety +19

    The PKs!!!! Hahaha yes! Glad to know that's basically a universal term lol

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 Před 6 lety +3

      Aynsley Broom~ PKs got away with it all when I was in school. They were the worse kids, since adults (not even police!) thought it possible that they'd do wrong😣.

  • @LindyLouCantu
    @LindyLouCantu Před 5 lety +8

    Great material! Funny and real. Loved it!

  • @epikpey
    @epikpey Před rokem +2

    The greatest duo to ever exist

  • @victoriagt8629
    @victoriagt8629 Před 6 lety +18

    I was laughing so hard my mom told me to be quiet ha ha. lol

  • @ashshof4409
    @ashshof4409 Před 3 lety +4

    John needs to be on America’s got talent

  • @ashtray113
    @ashtray113 Před 9 lety +10

    Laughing out loud! Funny stuff.

  • @lanedoe4366
    @lanedoe4366 Před 3 lety +2

    This guy is the best!!!!!!

  • @PhantomJRyder
    @PhantomJRyder Před 6 lety +35

    Another common "Bad Bible Name" is Nimrod. Mighty hunter does not equal righteous man.

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 Před 3 lety

      Kids are coming out nimrods but i aint speqkin bible language

  • @kassidyreynolds7400
    @kassidyreynolds7400 Před 6 lety +24

    I saw some of this at Winter Jam. I'm homeschooled.

  • @mannyseay
    @mannyseay Před 5 lety +8

    Who else watching in 2019 when the Rams in the Superbowl 😂😂😂

  • @onionpotato3396
    @onionpotato3396 Před 4 lety +1

    Come back John Crist!

  • @FirstLadyJoy
    @FirstLadyJoy Před 5 lety +6

    Tuff Crowd @ beginning
    But then....
    Yasssss

  • @leandajanetalbot2793
    @leandajanetalbot2793 Před 8 lety +76

    this is hilarious! Im a pk, homeschooled, super shelted can so relate........hahahhahahahahahhaha

  • @noel_and_elle1994
    @noel_and_elle1994 Před 5 lety +5

    I needed this on my break!!!! 😹😹😹

  • @evanstanek5838
    @evanstanek5838 Před 5 lety +13

    The joke at 9:30, they're in the superbowl now!

    • @kelslo74
      @kelslo74 Před 4 lety

      Evan Stanek no respect 😆💙💛

    • @jayr_jit
      @jayr_jit Před 2 lety

      and scored 3 points!

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi Před 6 lety +9

    I find the fact that he laughs at his own jokes kind of great tbh, it makes him seem more humble and funnier in a way!

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life Před 7 lety +90

    How did Wah-Treece (Waitress) not get teased growing up?

  • @hannahj7596
    @hannahj7596 Před 5 lety +81

    Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all

  • @MrPropainmon
    @MrPropainmon Před 2 lety +1

    God Bless you John. Merry Christmas.

  • @winniebrazill9432
    @winniebrazill9432 Před 5 lety +1

    Soooooo adorable!

  • @brucehaines803
    @brucehaines803 Před 2 lety +1

    I love this material that John Chris comes up with John Crist material is just hilarious

  • @dawncarrasco8320
    @dawncarrasco8320 Před 2 lety +1

    He cracks me up. I can't wait to see him live!

  • @matthewhelmuth3591
    @matthewhelmuth3591 Před 5 lety +9

    *when the average age of a gamer is 30 years old*

  • @MalloryNewcomb
    @MalloryNewcomb Před rokem +5

    “We used to get the neighborhood fat kid to bounce us into the neighbor’s pool”
    Sir you had a great childhood. 😆

  • @albinocadillac1264
    @albinocadillac1264 Před 6 lety +25

    He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes

  • @timfine143
    @timfine143 Před 9 lety +32

    "Better than I deserve" :P

    • @KyleRice
      @KyleRice Před 7 lety +4

      that's a Dave Ramsey quote

    • @joseph6852
      @joseph6852 Před 7 lety +9

      Kyle Rice Were you that person on the front row that had to explain the Veggietales joke?

    • @aybskirmish6217
      @aybskirmish6217 Před 7 lety

      Grim Jackal lol

  • @ComedianBobFarrell
    @ComedianBobFarrell Před 9 lety +13

    Love your stuff.

  • @Hannah-dh4bs
    @Hannah-dh4bs Před 5 lety +12

    I forgot I had a biblical name for a hot minute

  • @leesteal4458
    @leesteal4458 Před 4 lety +4

    I love the way he laughs at his own jokes.

  • @coletonanthony9588
    @coletonanthony9588 Před 9 lety +29

    Dude I love you're videos I hope one day I will be able to see you and Hawkins live, keep doing what you are doing. Haha first comment.

  • @rickjohnson8109
    @rickjohnson8109 Před 6 lety +4

    Dude this is awesome!

  • @angelpjc
    @angelpjc Před 2 lety +1

    John, I watch you every day. Thanks for the laughs 😂💜🤣

  • @mk1864
    @mk1864 Před 5 lety +2

    I prefer the kids table too. Way too much fun to be had there!

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 Před 4 lety

      Miranda Moyer
      All my cousins (that I see regularly) and I are teens or almost teens but the teen table is awesome. We make it awesome over there.

  • @kacejohnson4099
    @kacejohnson4099 Před 5 lety +3

    My Family doesn't like when I watch you, because I laugh to loud!😂😂

  • @christianaboer844
    @christianaboer844 Před 7 lety +4

    Love this guy! Made my day

  • @rebeccav9969
    @rebeccav9969 Před 3 měsíci

    Love you, man. Thoroughly enjoy your work!

  • @The_power22
    @The_power22 Před 6 lety +3

    OMG! I can not believe I saw you at Loonees comedy club in Colorado Springs when I was station in FT Carson!!! ..... (thank you Groupon) awesome show =)

  • @benv7933
    @benv7933 Před 4 lety +1

    I love him!!!

  • @spiritisalive1
    @spiritisalive1 Před 5 lety

    Coming to see you in November. Super stoked!

  • @ethanslifka3904
    @ethanslifka3904 Před 6 lety +2

    I'm a homeschooled too! And I love it!!!!

  • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
    @JoanBrown-tf6dr Před 4 měsíci

    Thankyou your one of the best

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 Před 6 lety +34

    Goodest thing... Only the homeschoolers were laughing.

    • @somav8
      @somav8 Před 5 lety +1

      Nah, Nigerians do too. good, gouda, goodest

  • @drumrgal4christ987
    @drumrgal4christ987 Před 4 lety +1

    U r so funny. God bless u John

  • @MissLionRose
    @MissLionRose Před 6 lety +5

    Kids
    table
    is
    the
    BEST!!!

  • @aldralee
    @aldralee Před 6 lety +104

    I listened to one Christian music artist on youtube (it was awful) and then this dude was suggested. CZcams is redeemed. Hilarious.

  • @shelly12252009
    @shelly12252009 Před 4 lety +2

    So hilarious. I love your christian humor. U r amazing n have a great comic view to laugh outloud to. Really love ur words n so funny. I lol so loud ...

  • @christinamoyer4504
    @christinamoyer4504 Před 5 lety +3

    Quality content.

  • @Andy_Coyle
    @Andy_Coyle Před 5 lety +6

    The irony of that Rams joke now 😂😂

    • @darrylthompson7509
      @darrylthompson7509 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah😂 I saw the superbowl too. I wasone of the only people in New Orleans to watch.

    • @nickkruse1734
      @nickkruse1734 Před 5 lety

      Darryl Thompson I was at a Super Bowl party and at least 3 ppl were wearing Saints jerseys lol 😂

  • @Jacob32905
    @Jacob32905 Před 5 lety +1

    This guy is great!

  • @noahrose136
    @noahrose136 Před 3 lety +1

    i broke my leg as a kid on a trampoline soooo, i love this

  • @tigerweet
    @tigerweet Před 6 lety +48

    I have a cousin named Dorcas. I understand the biblical reasoning, but they just set her up for childhood mockery.

    • @naphtalifarley4588
      @naphtalifarley4588 Před 5 lety +2

      I love the Biblical Dorcas ,so I used the Hebrew version of Tabitha for my daughter.

    • @littleboots9800
      @littleboots9800 Před 4 lety +1

      @@naphtalifarley4588 I used to board pets and one dog was called Dorcas. She had belonged to an ex Nun. Funny looking thing with a barrel like body and stick like legs. I got some funny looks from ppl when I was calling her on the beach.

    • @rachelsteele9574
      @rachelsteele9574 Před 4 lety

      tigerweet worked w a lady named Dorcus

    • @rachelsteele9574
      @rachelsteele9574 Před 4 lety

      tigerweet dorcas

    • @molina4572
      @molina4572 Před 4 lety +1

      @@naphtalifarley4588 I love the name Tabitha

  • @wheatley9793
    @wheatley9793 Před 6 lety

    Ah!!both my favorites!!

  • @claudiasmith8913
    @claudiasmith8913 Před 6 lety +11

    God's Blessed Me. Yes He Has.

  • @jinnydaily3144
    @jinnydaily3144 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love John!! He’s a Christian , but understands the world of today ie playground equipment!

  • @jojomoody614
    @jojomoody614 Před 5 lety +1

    I love this video! 😄

  • @danielhiller9464
    @danielhiller9464 Před 5 lety

    You are HILARIOUS!!!!