John Crist: Would Like to Release a Statement - FULL SPECIAL [2023]

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2023
  • John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX in 2023! In his third full length 1-hour special, Crist touches on everything: white people trying to solve racism, therapy sessions gone awry, politically correct sports’ mascots...all through the unique lens of his faith, family and childhood.
    John Crist on tour now! Official Website: www.johncristcomedy.com/tour
    Subscribe to John Crist's CZcams channel: / johnbcrist
    Instagram: / johnbcrist
    TikTok: / johncristcomedian
    Facebook: / johnbcrist
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  • @johnbcrist
    @johnbcrist  Před rokem +537

    Remaining 2023 show schedule! 6/3 Louisville, 6/4 Washington DC, 6/10 Salt Lake, 6/11 Colorado Springs, 6/23 Sacramento, 6/24 Fresno, 6/25 Thousand Oaks, 6/30 Las Vegas, 7/1 San Diego, 7/2 Anaheim, 9/14 OKC, 9/15 Tulsa, 9/16 Wichita, 9/16 Springfield, 9/21 Ottawa, 9/22 Peterborough, 9/23 London (Ontario), 9/29 Myrtle Beach, 9/30 Roanoke, 10/1 Greensboro, 10/14 Atlanta, 10/15 Birmingham, 10/20 Cedar Rapids, 10/21 Springfield, 10/22 Evansville, 11/2 Columbus, 11/3 Joliet, 11/4 Rockford, 11/5 Milwaukee,
    11/10 Winnipeg, 11/11 Edmonton, 11/12 Calgary, 11/16 Reading, 11/17 York, PA, 11/18 Norfolk, 11/19 Richmond, 11/30 Albilene, 12/2 Phoenix, 12/7 San Antonio, 12/8 Austin, 12/9 Beaumont, 12/10 Baton Rouge! www.johncristcomedy.com/tour

    • @estherwhite841
      @estherwhite841 Před rokem +3

      Are you ever going to come to IL or should I just book Trey Kennedys show in Joliet IL? Check your heart!!!!

    • @garrettwoods23
      @garrettwoods23 Před rokem +3

      See you in Austin my man!

    • @bluespectralmonkey
      @bluespectralmonkey Před rokem +6

      I see no Portland on this list.... hmmmmm

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito Před rokem +1

      Last time I went through Texas I went through Duncanville so avoided the traffic of Dallas. You probably can't avoid traffic if go through Dallas or if go through Chicago by car either if go through that part of Illinois.

    • @joanireimer3260
      @joanireimer3260 Před rokem +1

      S see I o

  • @therealest493
    @therealest493 Před 11 měsíci +1474

    Level of cleanliness of John Crist's comedy is just out of this world, no cussing, no inappropriate content just clean comedy. Top notch.

    • @navy79930
      @navy79930 Před 10 měsíci +26

      Taste and see that he is good!😂😂😂

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant Před 10 měsíci +8

      You can´t even say "cursing" these days? P.C. gone mad..

    • @peterhanna3206
      @peterhanna3206 Před 9 měsíci

      Only inappropriate offstage, when he's getting drunk and trying to coerce women into sex

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@OurBlindSpot well I say "cussing" or "swearing" anyway. What's the thing about "cursing"?

    • @ZNMelowLeloNeka
      @ZNMelowLeloNeka Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@navy79930😂😂😂

  • @kaytesauls2844
    @kaytesauls2844 Před rokem +445

    I love how he cracks himself up at his own jokes 🤣

  • @tommymartin896
    @tommymartin896 Před 9 měsíci +561

    Pulling out that 97% joke during the prayer posture joke was one of the strongest moments of comedy I’ve ever seen.

    • @natalienelson8681
      @natalienelson8681 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Blew my mind.🤯🤣

    • @Soulreaper-1129
      @Soulreaper-1129 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Had me lmao 🤣 at the gym!

    • @getnanoed
      @getnanoed Před 8 měsíci +13

      Jessica comedy is not for u!

    • @user-ip8xm7pl1d
      @user-ip8xm7pl1d Před 8 měsíci +5

      I think John missed an opportunity for a joke when the black guy said his name was Jake. John should have asked if he had white parents.

    • @Taylor314T5
      @Taylor314T5 Před 8 měsíci +20

      Can you explain the 97% joke? Went right over my head.

  • @candiejo3869
    @candiejo3869 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I give John so much credit. He acknowledged his problem. Got help and now he's back to ripping it up in comedy. God bless John! You're hilarious 😂🩵🩵

  • @mariammeliksetian7916
    @mariammeliksetian7916 Před 11 měsíci +586

    I loved how he went from being on IG making Biblical references to a full blown theater, this is great.

    • @breauxdose
      @breauxdose Před 8 měsíci +5

      Dudes been touring for years

    • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
      @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Also a sex offender

    • @loganwebb1171
      @loganwebb1171 Před 6 měsíci

      @@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 ⁠If by “sex offender”, you mean “committing adultery”, you’re right. He was definitely in a bad place and had addictions that got worse and worse until it all exploded in early November of 2019. After he was accused he spent a couple of years in rehab working on himself and started fixing a lot of broken things in his life.
      He eventually came out of this stronger and acknowledged what he did was hypocritical to his faith and how he sinned greatly against the Lord, how it was utterly and completely wrong and that there was no one to blame but himself for his actions. He’s said in recent interviews (about 2020, search “John Crist controversy” and look for an article that says “John Crist is back” something like that) that although he can’t make up for what he’s done, he can own what he did and emerge from it stronger.
      I think all that is really important to remember before you start judging someone like him.

    • @rebeccaclinemeservy
      @rebeccaclinemeservy Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I'm glad you said something. I went and looked it up. Thank you.

    • @GaryCrant
      @GaryCrant Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Does sexual misconduct make you a sex offender?

  • @HandsomeBeast
    @HandsomeBeast Před rokem +1616

    This is super awesome comedy.. What shocks me is the fact that he didn't cuss even once or do anything in appropriate and yet massively funny!!!!!!!!!! 😂❤️

    • @AdamCasada
      @AdamCasada Před rokem +15

      Welp the Cardi B joke was pretty ick 😐

    • @desertdudes3822
      @desertdudes3822 Před 11 měsíci +7

      And to drag a verse through the mud like that

    • @TheSbaty
      @TheSbaty Před 11 měsíci +37

      Those who need to be vulgar aren’t good and definitely aren’t intelligent.

    • @HandsomeBeast
      @HandsomeBeast Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@TheSbaty I agree! 💯

    • @rebeltexan2814
      @rebeltexan2814 Před 11 měsíci +28

      I mean he is a Christian.

  • @patcharles1146
    @patcharles1146 Před 6 měsíci +112

    Only people who are naturally funny can go this long with no cussing! This was great 👍🏾

  • @vancerhoades6307
    @vancerhoades6307 Před 11 měsíci +610

    This guy is not only hilarious, but he aint afraid to talk about some real shit, and he doesnt have to cuss to get laughs. Need more comedians like him these days! 100%

    • @stevenmason8286
      @stevenmason8286 Před 10 měsíci +52

      Yeah but you did, lol, jk dude

    • @Qfunkyfresh
      @Qfunkyfresh Před 9 měsíci +11

      Nate Bargatze

    • @misses1768
      @misses1768 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤

    • @vancerhoades6307
      @vancerhoades6307 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@stevenmason8286 i know. Lol

    • @vancerhoades6307
      @vancerhoades6307 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@triviaqueen2023 very true. Lol

  • @TheFearingtonChronicles
    @TheFearingtonChronicles Před rokem +136

    When he asked about Jehovah Witness and someone in the crowd said “Oh No” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleyemdee
      @ashleyemdee Před 11 měsíci +12

      I died at that part! hahaha

    • @tianaanderson9476
      @tianaanderson9476 Před 9 měsíci +1

      💀😭😭

    • @retrostuff8976
      @retrostuff8976 Před 8 měsíci +7

      “Joe biden’s shoe size? Six. Obama’s dogs age? Six. CNN spell backwardds? 666.” Lol

    • @snowwhite5842
      @snowwhite5842 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Jehovahs Witnesses actually have really good senses of humor. Super nice people too. I’m not one, but know about 30 of them.

  • @donnamarsh3474
    @donnamarsh3474 Před 11 měsíci +181

    Hey John....you have officially ruined me for church.😅 I started laughing during communion at my cousin's church. They offered the gluten free communion and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!😅😂😅😅

    • @larissalavender1760
      @larissalavender1760 Před 3 měsíci +1

      We got gluten free options at church last week for communion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CatherineSTLOUISrealtor
      @CatherineSTLOUISrealtor Před 2 měsíci +4

      The ridiculousness of modern-day Americans talked about with clean fun humor....I just love this guy!

    • @Watergardengirl
      @Watergardengirl Před 2 měsíci +2

      lol… its considerate, and can I have organic, unpasteurized grape juice too?

    • @PastorWill_
      @PastorWill_ Před měsícem

      I never knew that existed lol

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C Před měsícem

      Oh my!! I’m severely sensitive to gluten and quietly bring a tiny piece of unleavened bread wrapped in a minuscule piece of plastic wrap and I’m pretty sure no one notices what happens. How irreverent to announce it. 😬

  • @marideana64
    @marideana64 Před 6 měsíci +88

    I love how he cracks himself up at the same time he's cracking up the audience😂😂. Excellent wholesome comedian who's not afraid to make us laugh😅

  • @Khandiee
    @Khandiee Před 7 měsíci +54

    “If it wasn’t for Rufus you would have died on the way over here Gina” that line is genius 😂

  • @charlesharlan5951
    @charlesharlan5951 Před 11 měsíci +707

    What a relief to finally hear someone make good clean jokes talking about everything makes you laugh and you don’t mind playing it in front of your grandma

    • @Elle-om4nf
      @Elle-om4nf Před 11 měsíci +7

      Wait until grandma lets go and anything goes 😂 It was around 80 for mine, and I'm having the time of my life with her!

    • @khall1780
      @khall1780 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Your grandma does cuss???

    • @pibly7784
      @pibly7784 Před 7 měsíci

      Yes !

    • @pibly7784
      @pibly7784 Před 7 měsíci

      @@khall1780. ??

    • @davidfoote696
      @davidfoote696 Před 6 měsíci

      Nate bargatze is the same, he's one of the best

  • @karaw1430
    @karaw1430 Před rokem +759

    The apex of John's comedy career thus far! This is a damn good special. His energy, willingness to push limits... the world needs more of this right now

    • @hambone5shorts962
      @hambone5shorts962 Před rokem +10

      I have to watch this again!! It's full of great jokes!!

    • @jamesstortz936
      @jamesstortz936 Před rokem +9

      @@hambone5shorts962 YES. AND I WANT TO RE-WATCH IT WITH FAMILY ESPECIALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @blackcorp0001
      @blackcorp0001 Před 10 měsíci +1

      One to watch with friends and family

    • @peterhanna3206
      @peterhanna3206 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@jamesstortz936 just don't leave him alone with your daughters if they're 18+

    • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
      @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Před 7 měsíci

      @@peterhanna3206this guy gets it

  • @sweencreamer
    @sweencreamer Před 11 měsíci +114

    Trying to watch this with headphones in a quiet office environment was not a good idea! Watch it somewhere that you can freely die laughing 😂

    • @ChoznandBeloved
      @ChoznandBeloved Před 8 měsíci +2

      I was watching it at midnight in my kitchen while I was doing dishes… Not my best idea… 😂

    • @amyjohnson5839
      @amyjohnson5839 Před 8 měsíci +3

      That's why I'm thankful I work from home. I can laugh as loud as I want 😂

  • @debraboe8496
    @debraboe8496 Před 5 měsíci +26

    I've been depressed and decided to watch more comedy to boost my spirits and found you 😁 thank you for the laughter God Bless you and keep it up 🙏🐾💛💙💚😂😅

  • @Desi-Rose
    @Desi-Rose Před rokem +386

    What's so extra funny about him,is that he makes himself laugh!It's adorable.🥰👍😂

    • @leilaniz5909
      @leilaniz5909 Před rokem +1

      All comedians do

    • @jillybeancadney6229
      @jillybeancadney6229 Před rokem +5

      I don't know if I'd describe it as adorable ... That term is too much like a baby or a baby pig or a puppy. Lol. What other word can we use to describe this? I find it endearing, relatable and a tad bit of sexy thrown in there... Love you Dave.
      "DAMN THE MAN!!!!" - Lukas Empire Records

    • @you_beg_my_pardon
      @you_beg_my_pardon Před 11 měsíci +5

      There's a lot of comedians that laugh at themselves but really aren't even funny. Some of them have late night shows..

    • @you_beg_my_pardon
      @you_beg_my_pardon Před 11 měsíci

      ​@Jillybean Cadney so you're saying if she said adorably sexy that would have been better? That would make her look like a pedophile..

    • @dantelum
      @dantelum Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@jillybeancadney6229 that's his modus operandi

  • @anthonym3792
    @anthonym3792 Před rokem +683

    We were there in the audience for this! He is hilarious

    • @geraldisfilming
      @geraldisfilming Před rokem +23

      I heard you clap in the YT video!!

    • @Ian_Schneider
      @Ian_Schneider Před rokem +15

      I think you lost some money because I wasn’t there and I got to watch it for free.

    • @heavnxbound
      @heavnxbound Před rokem +6

      @@Ian_Schneider Six days ago you *needed* to see him live.

    • @elchappo1320
      @elchappo1320 Před rokem +4

      Was anyone offended there?

    • @staceylacey5587
      @staceylacey5587 Před rokem +7

      I want to know if any of those Dallas Texans were offended by his Texas jokes? I love him too, but I was wondering.

  • @JennyDM92
    @JennyDM92 Před 4 měsíci +39

    “My sister goes to women’s marches and my dad stormed the capital” 😂😂
    I had to pause it for a few minutes after that because I laughed so hard.
    Thanks so much John, and god bless!

  • @SX-sv6vo
    @SX-sv6vo Před 9 měsíci +61

    I'm a teacher here in Texas. Last year I had parents that told me to throw the book at their kid if I needed to. I didn't, but I felt completely supported.💯

  • @nascarsteve
    @nascarsteve Před 11 měsíci +156

    I laughed harder than he did about the black guy in the audience being named Jake. I almost fell off my couch. So funny!

  • @helenramsdell1959
    @helenramsdell1959 Před rokem +207

    I was laughing so hard and loud my husband came up from the basement to find out what I was laughing at. I started the video all over again and laughed just as hard the 2nd time. My hubby laughed along, too! Great show!

  • @TheVoxbox13
    @TheVoxbox13 Před 7 měsíci +52

    I'm a certified expert in comedy, and this is inarguably 97% top tier.

  • @kingdombusiness8349
    @kingdombusiness8349 Před 11 měsíci +136

    Nothing better than clean humor, thank you Jesus! 💒🙌🏼

    • @rieaweer7459
      @rieaweer7459 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Hitting a cat with a car? Not exactly wholesome. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy John's videos. However, calling this set clean is subjective, I guess

    • @rieaweer7459
      @rieaweer7459 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @jessicably3 it seems more like dark humor to me, which is fine. It's just interesting that so many others see it so differently

  • @AdamGraciainc
    @AdamGraciainc Před rokem +213

    I’ve seen him live twice, he consistently murders, honestly one of the most underrated comics of our time. This was his best yet, what a great special, cancelling him was the best thing that could have happened to his comedy. He was on point from start to finish. Great great comedy special. Give this man $50,000,000 for a three special Netflix deal.

    • @stephaniehenry8467
      @stephaniehenry8467 Před rokem +17

      AGREED -- HE IS ALWAYS ON IT... his timing is impeccable.. and his WHIT is ammazing!

    • @katietalley3776
      @katietalley3776 Před rokem +25

      No way; if he's on Netflix they'll try to manage him. Way better to be on CZcams where he decides what he wants to do. This is by far the best I've seen of anything he's done. And you're right, it's crazy to think cancelling someone could have one of the most positive effects on a person. That just points to his character. I love it when people choose personal growth over victim-hood.
      Way to flip it and show everyone John Crist!!

    • @TheMonogamous69
      @TheMonogamous69 Před rokem +11

      sorry but they only reserve that kinda money for subpar content

    • @nicolecopland461
      @nicolecopland461 Před rokem +3

      Thanks for making me look him up. 🫤

    • @lisaschooler9992
      @lisaschooler9992 Před rokem +9

      @@nicolecopland461 I first saw him on his hilarious clip of grocery store “brands that should be canceled….” It’s a hilarious and a quick watch

  • @jonathanstatham88
    @jonathanstatham88 Před 11 měsíci +208

    I live alone and have comedy on 24/7. It usually starts to blend into eachother. This guy was good enough to catch my attention and have me looking into more of his work. 10/10!!! Great stuff!

    • @BREAKocean
      @BREAKocean Před 11 měsíci +15

      Bro I have comedy on while I'm gaming and this guy made me alt tab out of destiny 2 and subscribe

    • @KimiCruz
      @KimiCruz Před 11 měsíci +7

      Complete agreement!!!

  • @debbyferguson3595
    @debbyferguson3595 Před 10 měsíci +37

    John Crist is stellar!💥
    "Any Jehovah Witnesses in here?"
    The lady in audience, "Oh, god!"
    John loses it and audience roars. 🤣 Then the "Knock! Knock!" 🤣
    He is fire!❤💯🔥

  • @joshuasmith9312
    @joshuasmith9312 Před 9 měsíci +56

    THIS is comedy. Poking fun at everyone and making hard topics easy to digest. Great job!

  • @HiddenGemsConsulting
    @HiddenGemsConsulting Před 11 měsíci +388

    I usually don't find comedians funny, but I love John for being so hilarious with no vulgarity. So good!

    • @tracywerner4315
      @tracywerner4315 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I feel exactly how you do. I can't stand when comedians are vulgar.

    • @joshbriansmith
      @joshbriansmith Před 11 měsíci

      Does being a repeat sexual predator make someone vulgar? Cause this dude is a creep.

    • @The_Jiant
      @The_Jiant Před 11 měsíci

      You two sound incredibly boring.

    • @unacceptablesisterpeter3431
      @unacceptablesisterpeter3431 Před 4 měsíci

      Check out dry bar. It is like 90% vulgarity free. I was so happy to find that channel.

  • @michaelflorant8641
    @michaelflorant8641 Před 11 měsíci +249

    That was one of the best comedy specials I have seen in awhile. I know he has gone through some stuff but nobody is perfect and I have more respect for a Christian who owns his faults and seeks the help from the Lord.

    • @1blondidea
      @1blondidea Před 10 měsíci +78

      @michaelflorant8641, I have personally known John since he was 11 or 12. My daughter is his age. I homeschooled my daughter, and we were in the same homeschooling group here in our little area of Georgia. When John and my daughter were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. John and my daughter played tennis together. My daughter, and John both have gone through some very rough times yet each one of them are doing sooo well today in their lives. I thank and praise God for that.
      I get tickled with watching John on stage. He STILL has some of the same non-verbal body language mannerisms I saw in him when he was a kid. What's really funny for me is whenever he talks about his Mom. I STILL get to see John's parents every so often. Anne is a lovely petite lady, a bit shorter than me. Our grown children are much taller. Personally knowing the family for 3+decades makes John's "family" jokes even funnier for me. Who knew way back in the day that John would grow up to be this amazing Commedian?!
      We love him.

    • @georgefriesen3001
      @georgefriesen3001 Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​@@1blondideawhy did you feel the need to share that long story with the entire world?

    • @ashlenjoful
      @ashlenjoful Před 8 měsíci +37

      ​@@georgefriesen3001why did you feel the need to be rude?

    • @georgefriesen3001
      @georgefriesen3001 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@ashlenjoful would you want someone to just randomly go and spread so much gossip about your own life on a public profile like CZcams?

    • @DawnNY
      @DawnNY Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@1blondidea
      Thanks for sharing your story. 🌷
      I've watched this show so many times with my friends and family.
      I "spice it up" on my family text now.😂
      Blessings 🙏🏼

  • @marciaalexander214
    @marciaalexander214 Před 5 měsíci +6

    “Cleveland Guardians” …. Shut up you’re not my real dad!” BEST. LINE. EVER.

  • @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
    @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride Před 11 měsíci +81

    I really didn’t think he could top his last special but this was HILARIOUS! I was listening while swimming and almost accidentally drowned 😂

  • @davypig571
    @davypig571 Před rokem +185

    You know it's a great show when it goes by too quick. Non stop hilarity.

    • @headreddedstepchild6177
      @headreddedstepchild6177 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Its drags when you listen at work, after a 3 day weekend

    • @KimiCruz
      @KimiCruz Před 11 měsíci +3

      Agreed i felt like wait is over already? More now he's not scared of the truth because he's God's

  • @carolynwallace6489
    @carolynwallace6489 Před rokem +68

    We were there and I laughed so hard! At one point, my husband asked if I was okay. Thank you, John for coming to Dallas!!

  • @paulduffield1785
    @paulduffield1785 Před 11 měsíci +67

    By far his best stand up show to date for me, he’s really matured as a comedian, knows his audience and is just hilarious. Great job 👏

  • @easye5653
    @easye5653 Před 8 měsíci +24

    This is the kind of Special we will watch OVER and OVER!!!!!!! 🤣😂😃

  • @kimconrad5156
    @kimconrad5156 Před 11 měsíci +88

    This guy is funny. People are so afraid to laugh or make jokes any more in case someone gets offended. We need to stop taking everything so seriously and learn to laugh again.❤

  • @stephaniemcavey4637
    @stephaniemcavey4637 Před rokem +216

    Best stand up comedy that I’ve seen in years from any comedian!!! 53 minutes of almost non stop laughter! Literally my cheeks hurt!!

    • @asiangin
      @asiangin Před rokem +3

      Have u seen Shane Gillis. This is good but his special is top notch

    • @gigibrady333
      @gigibrady333 Před 11 měsíci +1

      NOTHING NEW SAID. JUST SEEN RANTING. 2 OUT OF 10.

    • @stephaniemcavey4637
      @stephaniemcavey4637 Před 11 měsíci

      @@asiangin I don’t think I have, I’ll go look at his stuff though, thanks!!

    • @lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698
      @lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698 Před 11 měsíci +2

      He’s the best Ever (to me) 😂🙋🏻‍♀️😭

  • @oscargoldman2344
    @oscargoldman2344 Před 4 měsíci +4

    "There's no Dr. on a Spirit Airline flight" LOL😆😅🤣😂

  • @helenmurphree3434
    @helenmurphree3434 Před 10 měsíci +75

    My son at about 9 years old said to me at the dinner table. “I’ll sit here all night, but I’m not eating that” It was all I could do not to burst out laughing 😂

    • @sarahdoanpeace3623
      @sarahdoanpeace3623 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Rotlf 😂😂😂😂😂😂 is hilarious!

    • @keetasingletary
      @keetasingletary Před 8 měsíci +5

      😂 when my youngest was 3 she comes to me and says she's hungry so I ask her if she wants to make her something to eat and she says No. I stupidly asked her if she likes my cooking and this little girl looks me in the eyes and says I don't love it. 😮😮😂😂😂

    • @libertybell8852
      @libertybell8852 Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂 well, he was willing to stand on principle dang it! 😂😂 that's hilarious.

    • @libertybell8852
      @libertybell8852 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@keetasingletary😂😂 My ex's mom is a larger lady and my kids were 2 and 3, and they had cake and the 3 year old goes "Mimi wanna bite" well MY mom was dieting and the kids had been there as well so the 2 year old pipes up and says "It'll go straight to your butt!" 😂😂

    • @LFDNC
      @LFDNC Před 3 měsíci

      My younger sister was like this. Now, every once in a while we get a picture of my niece sitting at the table with my annoyed sister. An apology to my mother is always included. 😂

  • @quinnobrien8686
    @quinnobrien8686 Před rokem +109

    This was awesome, and the whole “Jake” bit was absolutely hysterical! I fell out laughing!

  • @anitacunha4555
    @anitacunha4555 Před rokem +61

    His facial expressions/body language is everything, love his shows!! He is the real deal for sure!

    • @1blondidea
      @1blondidea Před 10 měsíci +3

      @anitacunha4555, I've personally known John since he and my daughter were about 9 years old. When they were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. I get soo tickled watching John today BECAUSE I've seen some of his facial expressions/body language since way back when they were kids!! Which of us had any idea John Crist would grow up to be this tall, amazing and talented Commedian?!?!
      We love him.

  • @strathroyaaron
    @strathroyaaron Před 8 měsíci +4

    Thank you Jon for being funny in 2023, and not being vulgar to do it!

  • @4miyahart
    @4miyahart Před 9 měsíci +13

    This guy is absolutely the funniest stand-up comedian I've seen in a very long time. The real world humor had me crying.... and I'm a Southern Baptist vegan... Jake (in the audience) State Farm..LEGENDARY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blesd4success
    @blesd4success Před rokem +56

    This was great. I am a gluten free, vegan, animal rights advocate, non denominational “Christian” that prays in public and uses essential oils and I thought this was all funny! I laughed out loud and it’s not an easy feat to get me to laugh at a comedian. I love love love the audience interactions! One of my favorite moments was when John asked about JW and the lady in the audience said really loud “Ohh god!” Rotflol.

    • @EvetteChi
      @EvetteChi Před 8 měsíci

      Why did she say Oh God? I don’t get it.

    • @elizabethp4064
      @elizabethp4064 Před 6 měsíci

      @@EvetteChiI’m guessing bc jehovahs is a cult not really Christian

  • @sprgeorge333
    @sprgeorge333 Před rokem +12

    I saw that knock knock joke from half a mile away... I closed the blinds and acted like I wasn't home.

  • @ScottieD87
    @ScottieD87 Před 7 měsíci +11

    In 2015, I was dating a woman who's fater was the pastor of a Pentecostal church and she introduced me to John Crist's work, I was immediately impressed.
    Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things in this world. To realize there is such an amazing talent who is religious on that level was so foreign to me, I was blown-away by how funny he was.
    My relationship didn't end up working out but I left it with a revitalized faith in our Lord and a new comedian to look forward to being entertained by. I'd call that a win because look who came through for me all this time later. Made me, a 36 year old man, laugh out loud, by myself, like I'm having the time of my life. It's not a miracle performed by our Savior, but it does have appreciated, long-lasting value

  • @danig2029
    @danig2029 Před 7 měsíci +24

    I didn't stop smiling and laughing at any point during this special! Thank you @JohnCrist

  • @aprylb.3718
    @aprylb.3718 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Imma put my hand on your shoulder.
    "On MY shoulder?"
    Dude I'm 97% - That was the funniest EVER!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺ l Love me some John!!

  • @joypecarski3115
    @joypecarski3115 Před 11 měsíci +37

    Why isn’t this trending across the world yet?! All content from John Crist should be automatically viral

  • @gwbrown1911able
    @gwbrown1911able Před 11 měsíci +31

    I can’t tell you how much I enjoy John Crist!!😂😂😂😂

  • @janefromcanada6943
    @janefromcanada6943 Před měsícem +3

    Nailed it! 😂😂😂 Give this man a Netflix special!

  • @shataviaharris4341
    @shataviaharris4341 Před 11 měsíci +45

    “ I ain’t even want y’all up there “ ….started crying 😂 😂
    I shared this w/ 10 people. ❤

  • @drmsducomtru
    @drmsducomtru Před 11 měsíci +63

    I’m so happy I watched this. This was actually my first time seeing John and he’s amazingly hilarious. Great show!!!!

  • @muddyboots7753
    @muddyboots7753 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Loving this man. If someone steals these jokes and pretend to be John Crist, we will call him the Anti-crist 🤭

    • @LFDNC
      @LFDNC Před 3 měsíci +1

      I love this, why did no one comment on this? 😂

    • @janicehousley2941
      @janicehousley2941 Před měsícem

      ❤️😍

  • @edmondrealestatejenniferhe6994

    He’s the only one calling out the hypocrisy in the church to other Christians. We need to wake up and take responsibility for our selfishness and arrogance.

    • @knowledgeseeker863
      @knowledgeseeker863 Před 8 dny

      Maybe your circle is super small. I hear comics, preachers, teachers and MANY “Christians” calling out the hypocrisy in the church all the time. Maybe that’s the problem. My challenge is, the hypocrisy should be dealt with in the church, not telling unbelievers!! Why would they come to the Lord, if they don’t see our love for each other? Correction is needed! But if “the church” speaks against the church, where’s the light? Let’s not air our dirty laundry in front of the world. We shouldn’t bite and devour one another. Galatians 5:15

  • @cristinapineda808
    @cristinapineda808 Před rokem +29

    Love the happy dancing between jokes 👏🏽

  • @theotherredhead
    @theotherredhead Před 11 měsíci +27

    This ENTIRE special had me laughing so hard from start to finish that I was honestly wheezing so bad that I really thought I was having a near asthma attack not even 5 min into the beginning of the show. He is BY FAR one of THE best comedians (clear or dirty) to come on the scene in the last couple years and right here is top notch.

  • @florencegerns1932
    @florencegerns1932 Před 26 dny +2

    I've shared this on Facebook. I love it!! ❤️ be real people, we're all messed up!! 😅

  • @michellethiesen7972
    @michellethiesen7972 Před 7 měsíci +46

    In regards to spanking. My pastors grandson has never been spanked. He's the only child who can calmly verbalize his emotions and come up with coping mechanisms on his own to deal with his negative emotions. He's six. Most respectful, well behaved kid I've ever had in my nursery. If you do it right, it works. The problem is that these parents think that gentle parenting is giving your kid whatever they want, letting them do whatever they want, and not doing any work to raise them into decent people.

    • @stephenamos2182
      @stephenamos2182 Před 5 měsíci +2

      And that was exactly his point.....

    • @JessM.93
      @JessM.93 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Spare the rod, spoil the child...

    • @stephenkarla7113
      @stephenkarla7113 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It usually only takes a time or two not to spare the rod before they get it clearly.

    • @fabulousfamily564
      @fabulousfamily564 Před 3 měsíci +3

      The rod is leadership. The rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Clearly it's not about beating.

    • @LFDNC
      @LFDNC Před 3 měsíci +1

      You have a point. I’ve worked with kids for most of my adult life, and I have only once wanted to hit one (it involved him causing me a fair bit of pain and I was 18). I’ve got a little boy at church (he’s 4) whose parents never tell him no. He whines when he doesn’t get his way. He thought he was an unstoppable force. Then he met me. Whining goes in one ear and out the other. I have found that when I set the boundaries and calmly enforce them, things work better. Also, saying no does not mean no forever. An example is that this kid wanted to be the line leader, but we had one already, so I told him no. He accepted it and then asked if he could be next. I said yes, and then came the important part, I let him have his turn. I’m getting results his parents aren’t.
      It is my OPINION that what is called gentle parenting is stupid. Kids need boundaries, and they are not my peers. The way I joke about it, is that these kids know I’m the adult, but that they’re in charge. When they want to be close to me, my legs might belong to me, but my lap belongs to them.
      My father was rather violent, which definitely had an impact on my opinion, but I don’t think there is a reason to beat a child. Spanking is ok on occasion, but if the parent is doing it when they are angry, the chances of abuse go way, way up.

  • @Snakles08
    @Snakles08 Před 11 měsíci +69

    John says the word racism. Entire room goes silent. One of the funniest moments in the show.

  • @blueprint_branding
    @blueprint_branding Před rokem +41

    My husband and I were at this live taping! He puts on a great show. If he ever comes to your town, he's def a must-see!

  • @allisonwalker4978
    @allisonwalker4978 Před 9 měsíci +9

    When that black man shouted out "my name is Jake" I almost suffocated laughing 😂😂😂

  • @larrytowe6672
    @larrytowe6672 Před 11 měsíci +28

    I've seen John many many times, in my opinion this is the funniest that he's ever been.

  • @missycl9200
    @missycl9200 Před rokem +38

    My child was comforting me when I was laughing so hard I was seemingly crying. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world.

    • @honeystorlie1778
      @honeystorlie1778 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Seriously!!!!! So gifted on so many levels!!!!

    • @melscurry89
      @melscurry89 Před 11 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂that's hilarious

  • @jbsargent1396
    @jbsargent1396 Před rokem +70

    I went to this show, let’s go Dallas!!
    This was the best comedy show I’ve ever been too, and the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen! I met John Crist at a separate show a while ago and he’s just as funny off stage. I’ll be at the show in Abilene Texas this November, can’t wait!!

  • @curtispeterson9735
    @curtispeterson9735 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Im not sure I've ever laughed so hard at someone who does clean comedy.

  • @kreese316
    @kreese316 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Just WOW. How are you biblical, convicting, exposing, comforting, and totally real, while being tummy-crushingly funny? Thank you; I needed that.

  • @35mayocynthia
    @35mayocynthia Před rokem +48

    I hope that he gets his popularity back he is such a good comedian.

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Před rokem +13

    Netflix missed out on this! Charge them double next time.

  • @jazzya7383
    @jazzya7383 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Listening to this while I’m working night shift on Walmarts remodel team. The beginning of my shift was annoying to say the least. So I’m grateful for these laughs now. 😂🙏🏾🙌🏾

  • @Shirleyneumann7
    @Shirleyneumann7 Před 9 měsíci +15

    I love how he can be so funny without having to cuss every other sentence. Keep up the good work John.

  • @ToddJambon
    @ToddJambon Před rokem +64

    I can't believe you had this much new material in a year! Great special.

  • @suewaterhouse3639
    @suewaterhouse3639 Před 11 měsíci +41

    The waiter asked my brother what he wanted. He immediately said "Hand cuffs and duck tape". As his two year old grandson is having a meltdown under the table of the people sitting next to us. I laughed so hard.

  • @KathleenConnolly04
    @KathleenConnolly04 Před 10 měsíci +7

    John knows his audience here. That first row is accurately representative of boomer Dallas, and he killed it 😅 Well done sir.

  • @wendysmith9891
    @wendysmith9891 Před 11 měsíci +29

    3 favs-“I didn’t even want y’all up there.”
    - JAKE!! Had me in TEARS!! 😂😂
    - “They’ll honk at us when it’s our turn to go.”
    Honorable mention- Prayer posture with hand on hips.
    -

  • @GabrielMartinez-su8di
    @GabrielMartinez-su8di Před 11 měsíci +29

    This show was absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂
    I love the audience interaction lol 👏👏👏

  • @druburr2415
    @druburr2415 Před 11 měsíci +25

    Thank you for sharing this video. Your comedy combined with your faith is essential in today's crazy world.

  • @FinishStrong504
    @FinishStrong504 Před 8 měsíci +14

    I used to see all of his videos on social media and had no idea his standup was this good. Good stuff.

  • @Launibu
    @Launibu Před 10 měsíci +60

    People who can do clean comedy and still be hilarious are great.

  • @vjones7
    @vjones7 Před 11 měsíci +12

    Caleb being allergic milk and honey is wild 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlyrobbins4047
    @kimberlyrobbins4047 Před rokem +41

    😂it’s an absolutely wonderful feeling to laugh today thank you John Crist.

  • @cthompson897
    @cthompson897 Před 8 měsíci +8

    We really needed the laughs, Thanks John!!

  • @jandellove5776
    @jandellove5776 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I died laughing over the spanking jokes. All of it was the Truth!😂😂😂

  • @packattack1762
    @packattack1762 Před rokem +6

    As someone who lived in Oregon near Portland, John is 100% correct.

  • @daleclark8872
    @daleclark8872 Před 11 měsíci +19

    That was an AWESOME show! So good to listen to excellent comedy and not have to deal with vulgar language!! JOHN CRIST IS THE BEST!!

  • @velroneramdon2289
    @velroneramdon2289 Před měsícem +3

    I can tell he was raised right, you're awesome

  • @yatesbenjamin
    @yatesbenjamin Před 11 měsíci +18

    BRUHHHHHHH this is freaking brilliant.😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you for this Jon. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @micheleschettino4849
    @micheleschettino4849 Před rokem +55

    I had the chance to see John in NYC. He was hysterical! This show was awesome. Thanks for saying what we are all thinking! ❤

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic Před rokem +5

    “Beat the kids; stay on the phone!” 😂😂😂

  • @lanapincock246
    @lanapincock246 Před 11 měsíci +7

    I'm not putting that up to the God of the universe with my name on it! 😂😂😂😂

  • @84mvalles
    @84mvalles Před 4 měsíci +3

    So happy to have found this!!!

  • @elisabethball2184
    @elisabethball2184 Před rokem +50

    Saw John live last Friday and I was DYING the whole time, so much fun

  • @lindsaylum
    @lindsaylum Před rokem +37

    Loved it! Great job! Perfect timing when the guy walked in at the beginning with the cowboy hat on 😂

  • @ashleyholmes28
    @ashleyholmes28 Před 10 měsíci +16

    This was the best stand up I have seen in a long time. Can’t wait to see more.

  • @Claarissaahhh
    @Claarissaahhh Před 8 měsíci +15

    I randomly saw this special on my yt feed and decided to check it out. I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED 😂😂😂 you are hilarious! I hope you can make it to Sydney, Australia one day!!!! Would love to see you live! 😊

  • @CountyGirlCleaning
    @CountyGirlCleaning Před rokem +19

    You're not wrong about Dallas. I did a road trip through Texas once and my friend and I thought It'd be cool to get off the freeway and really 'see' Texas.... 10 minutes later back on it. DO. NOT. LEAVE. THE. FREEWAY.

  • @TxJanna
    @TxJanna Před rokem +40

    We need a compilation of the endings with Caleb. The way you two riff off each other brings tears from too hard of laughter.

  • @gene_santiago
    @gene_santiago Před 9 měsíci +8

    THIS MAN IS A GENIUS !!!
    Started laughing from the very beginning and simply could not stop 😂