I have No Patience For Stupid People. Mike James - Full Special
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
- In this full special titled "Souther Comfort" from Mike James, Mike talks about everything from homeschooling to natural birth and even tall people problems. Whether you're someone who got stuck homeschooling during 2020, or you're just someone who needs a good laugh, this full comedy special from Mike James is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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"If we can laugh together, we can live together ". Powerful.
There's a lot of people I can laugh with BUT cannot live with! I laugh with my family but I enjoy my space and peace of mind!
@@MrMonopolistic, I was thinking it meant "live together" as in your own space, home, but in harmony.
If you can't fart together, you can't live together...
@margaretwilliams7658
Yes! you said it right!
Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells
This guy is funny, very personable too! "I don't get racism, there are so many other reasons to hate people" 😂 so true!
Thank u so much!
You are sending a very important message with your comedy, I really appreciate it. If more people would think like you and I in regards to skin color, and just get along and act to the principles of MLK, the world would be a much nicer place. I will be looking for more content from you. Happy New Year, and be safe!@@ComedianMikeJames
@marionholtzmann6872 Thank u for having an open mind and heart. And thank u for ur words and support!
@@ComedianMikeJamesI'm at 61 year old white woman and you are killing it my friend! Keep it up, you're hilarious! 😁
Learn to hate 😢
I like that. Stop watching the news because they are tying to make us divided and we are not. If we can laugh together we can live together. Amen!
Yeah we are but it was funny
Amen!
It’s called the idiot box for a reason.
Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells
We had better pay attention to what's going on, or we'll look up and find out that MORE of our rights are gone!!! ✊🏿✊🏽✊️✊🏻💙💙💙
"If we can laugh together, we can live together." Couldn't have said it better! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m just tall, I’m not a forklift 😂😂
😂
Haa ha that was funny 😆 😊
😂😂😂 hilarious
That was so funny and unexpected! 😂
haha...
a forklift!!!
Loveee it when a comedian doesn't have to cuss or use excessively explicit situations in jokes to be funny..that's real talent ❤❤
Amen
That’s the goal of all drybar videos. The policy of their stage is to keep it clean. Check out more of their comedians.
Thanks for that info@@ladaha1
They are funnier.
This Youngan is awesome I wish he would of one to Tulsa Oklahoma he would have an sell out show ,like I know this man is busy ,I would pay not here a curse word
"I think I'm crowning." LMAO - This dude is funny.
Thank u!
🤣🤣
Hiss water broke
I love stand-up and watch a ton of it, but it’s often hit or miss, even with the most talented comics. This guy blew me away. Every punchline was a total hit! And it’s so refreshing to read a comment section that is nothing but genuine appreciation and props. Totally made my night!
Give me some content. Name your favorites pieces. And your favorite style of comedy.
Please
Just a few off the top of my head and In no particular order,
Bill burr
Earthquake
Ms pat
Theo Vaughn
Taylor Tomlinson
Sam Jay
Tiffany haddish
Tom segura
Ron white
Bert Kreischer (alot of ppl don't like him, if you have kids I think you will)
Matt rife
Ricky Gervais
Hannibal bureas
Hannah Gatsby
This guy is awesome. Love his humor and take on reality of how elites attempt to divide us. "If we can laugh together we can live together."
This is for covidl. Covid
!!! Sickness, good health, l
Agreed. He was great! Would like to see more from him.
This guy had a at least one stroke.
@@darcarkon4409 What are you talking about??
Yep im a cracker! I love this guy!!!
He’s so funny and he didn’t poke fun at anyone. He just takes a funny look at life.
I dunno, I'm a pretty tall woman and I felt he poked fun at me a bit. Was funny as hell though! Hahaha. 😂😂
@@lashinka2574Hahahah! 😅
Funny and not poking fun today, as a comedian, must be super hard. I can appreciate this.
I just clicked in this video because “I don’t have patience with stupid people” 😂 Good to know I m not alone ☺️
Ikr?! 😂😂😂
I’m glad I’m not the only one I thought I was alone in this I don’t like stupid people either
I did the exact same thing.
Same
Same, Same. Discernment in who you socialize with isn't a crime or a disease. It's sanity.
A comedian who is funny AND doesn’t shout! Cool!
Thank you!
Srsly
"get it???! I'M FUNNY!"
@@AC-hj9tv what?😂😂
@@tshepiempopi.11_11 happy new year 😎
YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!!!
And he's not cussing all over the place.
Love that African-American comedians are talking about racism with warmth in their heart that we can all get along. Huge respect. We;re all just human beings.
This man is amazing! He blends everything together to make a perfect representation of life today in comical form. Bravo!👏
I appreciate that!
You can’t be a criminal with arachnophobia, you also can’t be a criminal that knows what arachnophobia is. 😅
Lol..... touché
What if you're just a mad scientist criminal? 🤓
I clicked because of the title. It's a mutual feeling.😂😂😂 Seriously.
Definitely worth it!
Lmao same! I had to click
Same 😂
Me too
Yup!
Why is this guy not more popular. Hilarious. The teacher boyfriend joke made me laugh really loud in my car by myself. Lol
Same
I sure didn't see that coming 🙈
Mike James. Hilarious. He makes it seem so easy. I couldn't stop laughing. I love a great comic. Thanks Mike. 😂🤣🤟♥️👏🎄
This made me laugh so hard. One of the best standups I have seen in a long time.
Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work...
Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?"
Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !"
😂😂😂
@@magnificentmuttley154 😂😂😂 Kevin is crazy as hell
An applause for Drybar for bringing back full specials. 👏 👏 👏
0:59 1:26 1:26 😮ji
Yes yes!
That delivery is perfect. I was in tears 😂😂😂
That's awesome! Thank u!
"Mike you awesome!! You freaking rock dude!!! You Gon take over!! Be in the top tier!!! I freaking love ♥️♥️ you dude!! One black man to another!!! And I'm one of the gangster Christians from the hood!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Bless you Mike!! Love your spirit, its very sweet and open!! Your a beautiful, great soul!!!"
This dude is awesome! The switch on his jokes are so well done. I hope to see more of him soon!
I really appreciate that!
"Because gravity don't care!"
"If I have a gun and you have a daddy long legs, you win!" 😂
If we can laugh together, we can live together. That is epic. Another one I love, we are just walking each other home. EVERY one of us has the spark within, we all belong together and we need more folks spreading that news ✌️❤️
Yes we are all one. All living this actually
This guy is great! He needs a special or two!
I appreciate that!
Mike! You are such a naturally GREAT comedian!! Keep going strong, Mike! I can't wait until you have your own comedy show full time! You DEFINATELY have a wonderful personality and you grew into a beautiful, kind, loving person and a very handsome man!!😊
Now whenever I see a bug in my car I think I must’ve left the doors unlocked! 😂😂 He’s fantastic!
Mike James is absolutely a riot, laughed so hard. Awesome special!
Thank u so much!
@ComedianMikeJames
That's cool you're replying to comments!
Loved the set, especially the little Shyamalan twists at the end of your jokes.
You're hilarious!
MOM: "I'm having natural child birth" DAD: "Oh, that's gonna hurt"😂
Thank GOD for women!
Aboslutely brilliant, love his humor, he actually made me laugh out loud many times. Great comedian
I really appreciate that!
If we can laugh together, we can live together
This quote just made my year, I was going through a lot the whole 2023
I love his delivery. Just goes in slow, then takes a sharp left, then a u-turn. Very silly.
Not sure why I clicked on this video over all the others on my feed, but I’m guessing it was my guardian angel pushing me towards a comedic blessing! Thank you, Mike James, for sharing your brilliance with the world! ❤
THIS!!!!!!! 🫡🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Genius title! He and his people are on point! 🎯
I like his humor, style and kindness. It all feels genuine to me.
☮
GREAT SET! Loads of sensible PSAs delivered in a fun intelligent format. Hope he makes it to the big time, thoroughly deserves it!
Funny routine, smooth delivery--kept us laughing the whole time!
Solid writing, timing and delivery. Smooth set.
Amen! If we can laugh together, we can live together!
The amount I screamed 😂 especially the farting in his sleep & woke himself up, I have literally done that! 😂
26 minutes of pure funny. this man is hilarious!!!
I’ve watched, probably 100 comedians on Drive, and he’s one of the few that actually made me lol, his jokes are long stories, but they’re funny as heck and they’re unpredictable, his delivery is perfect, he never laughs at his own jokes either just keeps going, he keeps your attention, waiting for the punchline 😂
I had never heard of him before! Absolutely love his comedy! His delivery is on point!!! Going to see if he has any other videos on CZcams! ♥️
Thank u so much!
@@ComedianMikeJamesyou are awesome!
Effortlessly FUNNY! A natural comedian. Great callbacks, perfect timing.. I'd definitely love to see this dude live
You know this has got to be just him having one of his normal conversations. He's probably like this every day ❤
@@Auggievf
And his friends were always telling him “Dang, Mike, you should be a comedian!”
In 20 minutes this man has summed up my life. ❤🙏👍
Really like this man’s great sense of humor ! Has lovely morals all joking aside, and a real man !
❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip???"
❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip??? Not hitting on you, just asking. "
Thank u so much!
Skilled comedian - his timing is perfect.
His wife’s really lucky. He’s a really good looking man and he’s funny.
Thank u but I'm the lucky one. I think she lost in this deal lol
@@ComedianMikeJamesbased reply
Hes fabulous, funny all the way through.
Amen brother... if we can laugh together we can live together!
Whats up with certain ppl these days???
Absolutely funny and isn't vulgar ...I will be watching for him in the future
😂🤣😂 Mike James delivered a great message through comedy! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
✅ Well done! 👍👍❤️
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work...
Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?"
Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !"
😂😂😂
@@magnificentmuttley154 True. However, in comedy you will find many of the same topics covered by many comedians, however it's the personal structure, delivery cadence, and stage presence of each comedian that can continue to make these and other jokes funny. Happy Holidays to you 🧑🎄🎄
Definitely 5 star comedian!!!
"If we can laugh together, we can live together!" ❤
Fixing to finish this video up but I'm at 18 min and I have to say that I don't want this video to end! I'm an aspiring comedian and I'm very harsh and critical when watching other comedians with absolutely 💯 no right to be 😅 But this guy has my heart in every aspect of what kind of a comedian I aspire to be. He absolutely rocked this set! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
I have never seen such perfect comedic timing and delivery that so well hid the paraprosdokian it was impossible to see it coming.
Just how long have you been waiting to use that word??
@@science4ever025
right? 😂😂😂
Took me to my dictionary, tho 😊
@@science4ever025😂😂😭 Stop ittt
We've all done it tho lol
I am a white puertorican woman.....I loved his line 'earn the hate' Brilliant! 🤣
"Jews" aren't White, though.
Some really clever lines and perfect delivery, love the calmness about the whole set--- hope you get more exposure and recognition man
If a person closes their eyes, we are all the same, if not full of hate or have mental health issues. Thanks for making me laugh. 👷🤣
That little giggle following his jokes is so sweet. 🐱🐱
Dude slightly resembles KevOnStage.
But fr, this is my first time seeing him perform and I enjoyed it. He has a smooth set.
Sounds like him too
I'm just tall, I'm not a fork lift 😂😂😂
Very funny man! Wish him all the best in his career.
😂😂 He’s too smooth with the delivery Lol
Mike James is so funny! Laughing is so good for the soul!
This guy is hilarious.
When he said "Baby there's somebody at the door for you."😂
It’s not the amount of breathing it’s the volume of the breathing 😂😂
This was sooo good! Impeccable delivery and so natural and funny. Kept me guessing the whole time
“ You breathe too much. “ 😂
Very relatable and funny ,could not stop laughing. 😂😂😂
Really made my day .👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇦🇺
Relatable humour!
Thank you Mike ✌🏼
A generous dose of what we All need. Blessed Be.
Love love love Mike James. You've gotta watch this one.
Great set ups! He's a comic genius!
I appreciate that so much!
I had a co worker at my day job tell me he puts creamer in his coffee so he doesn't get addicted to caffeine lol I was like uhh... pretty sure that's not how it works buddy 😂🤦
My son keeps throwing in my face he hasn't drank pop and caffeine in over 2 years.He came home on leave n I watched him GUZZLE 3 primes in a row🤨
@@amandaphillips4344 bottles or cans?
@@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 bottles
If he's like my daughter he's probably addicted to the creamer now😂
Absolutely hilarious, 😂😂
Drybar with another banger!
First time seeing Mike, I was impressed. Good job!
Mike James, you speak truth!!! I love your humor, and you message!
Thanks so much!
Hilarious! He will go extremely far. 👍🏼🤣🤣
First saw him on Nate Bargatze comedy special and on the Nateland podcast. He is so funny! On the stage and just talking on the pod. Funny guy, definitely a fan.
Thanks for the tip! New-ish Bargatze fan, didn't know about Podcast or Mike 😁
Happy Christmas 🤱💖👶💖👑
the teacher joke was really well done! Superb!
💚We are all not that different. We are not divided💚
I really appreciate that! Thank u!
Thoroughly enjoyed this set from beginning to end. New fan of Mike.
Never seen him before but he was hilarious!!! Perfect to end my long day after work!!!
Great witty comedy and great relatable stories! 😂
First time hearing Mike James. I love this dude, his delivery is on point. Mike, if I see ya around, the hook...I mean beer is on me
Very good. I still enjoy the good clean humor.
I hope to see more of his comedy! He’s great! Solid set!
This guy is so funny. I love jokes that lead you and then totally t-bone you!
I am so glad I found this guy this morning.. it's has not been a good week.. this has let me forget my troubles for a little bit and just laugh. Thanks for making my day better
14:51-14:54 I'm so glad I didn't have a chance to drink my juice before you got to this part.
I was bent over DOUBLE laughing.
Great Stand- Up Comedy!!👏👏👏👏
He killed that crowd tough demographic for a black comedian mostly older white couples in the audience. Give him his props 💯
This comment 🎯
I think we can all relate to a lot of what he's saying. I hate spiders too! 😀
I'd def watch this guy again.
Please do! Thank u!
This was a really great set…I laughed a lot.
I was with my wife for 7 years before we married. Been married almost 3 years now.
This dude's hilarious! Great timing too! 🤣🍻
Mike James, your performance was spot on. Thank you for giving me a great laugh. Hope you keep doing it. God bless and best wishes ♥️♥️🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸
Haha I'm 6' and I'm afraid of heights too!!! There is more distance for our heads to pick up speed and smash into the concrete (I'm not sure if gravity works that way or not, but I was also afraid going down really steep hills in the car because I thought hitting the brakes would make the back end flip over the front 😂🤣).
This was so good! 😂😂😂Every joke landed! Hope to see him doing more stand-up🙌🏾
Wow this guy is hilarious!!! Before this clip i had never heard of him, now I am trying to find and watch anything of his i can! I don't think I've heard a single profanity either but he is hilarious! Like hurt your ribs laughing hilarious!
He's great at this😂
He had me laughing the whole way through. Just shared the link with my daugters and brother in law.
Thank u so much for watching and sharing!