“My Dad Is a Damn Snitch” - Comedians on Family

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  • @theloudkage853
    @theloudkage853 Před 5 měsíci +141

    Nah the story Jo Koy was tellin about the shoe store was hilarious “you stoopid”😂😂

  • @tinamarietaylor3346
    @tinamarietaylor3346 Před 4 měsíci +115

    Jo Koy is one of my all time favorite comedians. The mom stories are hilarious!

  • @whatsupwalbany9218
    @whatsupwalbany9218 Před 5 měsíci +347

    Joe Koy stories w his mother are always so funny! Props to his mom too solid hard working honorable woman who came for a better life for her family. Success!

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Před 5 měsíci +10

      You know his dad is a white Air Force guy right?

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @robo5013
      Does that somehow negate OP's comment?

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@kingayy9267 Sounds like the OP is under the impression that his mom immigrated to America by herself for a better life for her family but she married a serviceman which is why she moved here. Even though they got divorced she got alimony and child support, so good job raising a family as a single mom but she didn't do it all herself, she had plenty of financial support.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 5 měsíci +17

      @robo5013
      Money doesn't raise kind, healthy, successful children.
      Sounds like you're working overtime to avoid giving his mother credit. Weird.

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@kingayy9267 Weird you didn't see I gave her credit for raising a family as a single mom. Perhaps reading and comprehension aren't your strongest traits, that's why you didn't get that the OP assumed she immigrated to America alone.

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 Před 5 měsíci +132

    “My dad died a few years ago cuz my vision board worked” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @geraldineanang7701
    @geraldineanang7701 Před 4 měsíci +39

    Joe Koy's story with his mum in the beginning made me laugh too hard. Our mums are awesome 🤣

  • @kingayy9267
    @kingayy9267 Před 5 měsíci +53

    24:00 Ron Funches' delivery was hilarious!
    Loved the note his part ended on: "actually, that's pretty cool."

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 18 dny

      Ron Funches is a one-man giggle fest! I absolutely adore him❣️

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 Před 13 dny

      Damn! I'm an autistic kidult but I don't have the means to be a fvcking psycho!

  • @faith1780
    @faith1780 Před 5 měsíci +95

    “Diabetres” made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my food 😂

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 5 měsíci

      When I read your comment, I hadn't heard the segment yet and just reading it looked hilarious.
      "Scientrifically" "groogle.crom"

    • @therealjohnmace9488
      @therealjohnmace9488 Před 5 měsíci +5

      U gotta replace the cartridge in ya knee 💯💯

    • @powerraptor8637
      @powerraptor8637 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I can't stop laughing at the groogle part

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@therealjohnmace9488😂😂😂😂

  • @tempellem
    @tempellem Před 3 měsíci +25

    "..you know one language. You're stu-pedh!" 😂 Love it!

  • @cwbintn8949
    @cwbintn8949 Před 5 měsíci +44

    I’ve never hit the fast forward button faster when Amy Schooooomur came onto my screen than I have in my life.

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Před 5 měsíci +81

    Ron Funches is so goddamn funny.
    I grew up with a severely disabled little brother, so I can relate to his feels.
    My brother passed away in 2007, he was 3-4 months away from turning 23. I miss him all the time.
    I'm greatful to still have 2 more little brothers. They're from my Dad's second marriage, they are 10 (almost to the day he's born 9 years 354 days after me) & 12 years younger than me. Matty was born 4 years after me. So the gap was way closer.
    Matt our little angel, I hope you're resting well, or traveling and doing all the things your physical body caused you extreme challenges & prevented you from doing.
    ❤❤❤ - big sis

    • @NYCSphynx
      @NYCSphynx Před 4 měsíci +4

      Very, very sorry about your loss. Keep being strong, it’s good to put it out there & speak about it

    • @erickflores2224
      @erickflores2224 Před 4 měsíci +2

      you made me cry hun. bless your beautiful soul

    • @katherinebrown5720
      @katherinebrown5720 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Thank you for sharing. ❤

  • @BlountedReality
    @BlountedReality Před 5 měsíci +29

    Ghosts and goblins before fathers 😂 12:25

  • @emmylene62
    @emmylene62 Před 4 měsíci +17

    Ali Siddiq!!! ❤️ 😂 👏🏻

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 Před 4 měsíci +13

    The 'Ashley Davidson' and the rest of her Mom stories had me ROTFLMAO.

  • @dreamoutloud2629
    @dreamoutloud2629 Před 2 měsíci +7

    My mom is puerto rican. Whenever mu sister and i would make comments about her accent she would always go, "i espeak a two languages. How many you espeak?"
    Every. Single. Time gahahahah

  • @mamakat7176
    @mamakat7176 Před 4 měsíci +12

    21:51 I just found the live action Cleveland Brown and he described Cleveland Jr Perfectly😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JoshHoodSucks
    @JoshHoodSucks Před 5 měsíci +39

    Fortune's conversation 🙄😂😂😂 that is exactly 10000% a convo with a southern mom
    I just had it happen yesterday
    I've learned to just say yeah I know em or why do you ask

    • @traceysedlakova4383
      @traceysedlakova4383 Před 5 měsíci +5

      1,000,000%!!!! My Louisiana mama knows everybody’s health issues. I don’t know their names!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I get calls daily from Kentucky. They forget and call me at 5am due to Pacific time.
      Let me tell you about what Frankie did.......
      Good response. Just humor them.

  • @dantetorres9644
    @dantetorres9644 Před 5 měsíci +20

    Young Kevin Hart sound just like Beetlejuice🤣

  • @tjfreno69
    @tjfreno69 Před 5 měsíci +20

    Joe Koy 😂 I love him❤

  • @bl4kkLotus4Jesus
    @bl4kkLotus4Jesus Před 5 měsíci +16

    Jo Koy and Ron Funchess are hysterical 🤣🤣🤣My mum always goes all out for Father’s Day my Dad is the Very bestest tho and we finally have some money 😂😂😂 Sabrina Jalees is one of my favorites!!😂😂😂

  • @iamgroot1089
    @iamgroot1089 Před 5 měsíci +15

    Jo Koi be killin it.....thx for sharing

  • @davidcroteau7087
    @davidcroteau7087 Před 4 měsíci +6

    That cougar joke killed. I hope this is stamped on a timeline that was amazing

  • @oggy1485
    @oggy1485 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Lol the kevin hart one with holy water. Looks like she agrees with kat williams 😂😂

  • @channingaustin
    @channingaustin Před 4 měsíci +5

    I love Jo Koy’s momma!! She’s a bada**

  • @rodrigokels24
    @rodrigokels24 Před 5 měsíci +11

    The Pete Davidson bit is funny for ✨Reasons✨ now

  • @ARTPROBLEMS
    @ARTPROBLEMS Před 5 měsíci +17

    THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I've always thought that people with "broken" English most likely speak another language and get judged by these people out here that haven't heard another language, much less speak one.... ughhh.. the ignorance is strong with this one.. :/

  • @tracyoconnor397
    @tracyoconnor397 Před 4 měsíci +10

    That first comedian doesnt deserve her mother. She sounds fabulous.

    • @ntwaha732
      @ntwaha732 Před 2 měsíci

      Yh I didn't like that part either!!

  • @KatomaFoxling
    @KatomaFoxling Před 5 měsíci +8

    Father's day sales...Home Depot, Sams club, Ford lol

  • @realberg1015
    @realberg1015 Před měsícem

    I love Jo Koi’s mom ❤❤❤

  • @user-zl4mu3wm1r
    @user-zl4mu3wm1r Před 4 měsíci +4

    Mia Jackson bout slayed me😂❤😂❤
    Daddy fkd ip😂❤😂😊😊😊😊

  • @christinedufer7075
    @christinedufer7075 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I love jo koy the guy , just now hearing his jokes the rising generation z he is hilarious. Definitely want to see more of his stand up

  • @samsonhendrixiii3308
    @samsonhendrixiii3308 Před 5 měsíci +30

    My Mom threatened to "Slap the Black Off of Us"... My Mom looks white, so we believed her... Since we figured, someone Slapped the Black Off of her 😅

    • @JysMe
      @JysMe Před 5 měsíci

      Lmao 😅😢😅😢😂hilarious my mama use to say this too

    • @rkms5606
      @rkms5606 Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @princesswills2631
      @princesswills2631 Před 4 měsíci

      😂

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 Před 5 měsíci +12

    Tbh, this just tells you the impact dads had. (However in Poland father's day is important, just like Arbor day)

  • @ScottieD87
    @ScottieD87 Před 5 měsíci +7

    "My girlfriend does a handstand and I just..." 😂😂

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 5 měsíci +3

      "The gayest move in the WNBA"

  • @bethebong
    @bethebong Před 4 měsíci

    The lip plumper killlled meeeeeuuhh!!! 🤣☠️💕

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Threats O’ Violence 😂

  • @alexiscarte5044
    @alexiscarte5044 Před 4 měsíci +6

    "Fathers" day should be at 20 considering i ask everyone ik about their family and ppl i meet as conversation. I know VERY few who were even kind of ok with the job their dad did

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Lot of great bits in this compilation.🤣

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you . . . I needed that💯

  • @clorawilliams72
    @clorawilliams72 Před 5 měsíci +4

    MORE..PANCAKES..BEEEAAAACH!!😂

  • @sashalanier594
    @sashalanier594 Před 5 měsíci +4

    My adopted mother threatened me with, "I'm gonna make sure you're never in a loving home again." Because i had an attitude. (Mind you not, she called me home to do dishes in the middle of me helping my older sister babysit, while there was older kids in the house capable to do it. They were just in bed in their rooms. Also, I had to go get their dishes out of their rooms in the process of it all. Mind you not, same way with other chores like feeding the animals on top of going to school.) I made their lives a living hell apparently and im not good off like they are😅

  • @mofrowannabe
    @mofrowannabe Před 5 měsíci +3

    “I got’cho baby boy…” 💀 😂

    • @marsbarsxo
      @marsbarsxo Před 5 měsíci

      I read this comment just as she said it 😂

  • @catherinereynolds9644
    @catherinereynolds9644 Před 3 měsíci

    Laughing out loud! Thank you☮️💜👽

  • @doslover
    @doslover Před 5 měsíci +9

    I've heard the 'rotary cuff' joke at least three times now... as I'm writing this I've already forgotten what it actually is 😅

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Rotator cuff. (I only know cos I broke mine!)

  • @tammymavery
    @tammymavery Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:04 Fortune Feimster. Hilarious.

  • @MrBuliths
    @MrBuliths Před 4 měsíci +11

    It's not a surprise his mom is single... Just listen to some of these stories. Jo Koy's mom

  • @NetteJ
    @NetteJ Před 3 měsíci +1

    Jo Koy is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

  • @CaboniaBelieves
    @CaboniaBelieves Před 5 měsíci +4

    Yes Sam, this one is too real for the crowd. 😅😮😂

  • @sivad02
    @sivad02 Před 5 měsíci +26

    I love how Amy Schumer totally copied Nikki Glaser’s whole cadence and delivery.

    • @poleonpoleon706
      @poleonpoleon706 Před 5 měsíci +6

      I love how people express their opinions in a passive way thinking that it will make their opinion less inflammatory or something . Just say you don't like it it's ok to not like something you don't have to say you love something you hate

    • @kandicelewis9435
      @kandicelewis9435 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@poleonpoleon706sarcasm is a thing though lol that’s all this was

    • @poleonpoleon706
      @poleonpoleon706 Před 5 měsíci

      @@kandicelewis9435 I know what it was, I even used it myself.

    • @LS-ys8nr
      @LS-ys8nr Před 4 měsíci

      This whole thread is dumb and Amy Schumer is a joke thief

    • @davidoffski1985
      @davidoffski1985 Před 4 měsíci

      none of you used sarcasm in this thread.

  • @user-sk2wk6ud2h
    @user-sk2wk6ud2h Před měsícem

    So beautiful I just got emotional

  • @MsDavis-xl6re
    @MsDavis-xl6re Před 5 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂 my mother jacks up words now too

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Před 3 měsíci

    Middle of the video had me belly laughing

  • @tjfreno69
    @tjfreno69 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Pete!!!!😂

  • @7Tajah
    @7Tajah Před 4 měsíci +3

    those tween years are tough to parent!

  • @PuertoRicanChuckles
    @PuertoRicanChuckles Před 5 měsíci +5

    Whoop Whoop! Much Love Y'all

  • @michaelgiddings195
    @michaelgiddings195 Před 2 měsíci

    Good Stuff , Thank You More Please.

  • @ElamiLounge
    @ElamiLounge Před 4 měsíci

    Pickle was hilarious 😭😭😭

  • @khrysseaqi7970
    @khrysseaqi7970 Před měsícem

    Oh man… I totally relate to ouija board dad! 💯😂❤️

  • @nikiniang1991
    @nikiniang1991 Před 4 měsíci

    I got ya baby boy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michellec1779
    @michellec1779 Před 5 měsíci +2

    What was my time?! 😂 My brother did crap like that to me all the time

  • @dragonfly961
    @dragonfly961 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Oh man my stomach hurts from laughing. This one was epic.

  • @jeremyhoover7926
    @jeremyhoover7926 Před 8 hodinami

    All funny. Lol the first girl

  • @christinegelabert1651
    @christinegelabert1651 Před 5 měsíci +9

    MOST important and concise post here... THIS is a great bunch of comedians. Thanks for getting it all together! #NYGenXBIKERLady

  • @user-sm6qu2yh4w
    @user-sm6qu2yh4w Před 3 dny

    Love

  • @donHooligan
    @donHooligan Před 5 měsíci +18

    8:30 if you want to skip Amy Shummer

    • @pjwollum
      @pjwollum Před 5 měsíci +3

      I love her.

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Před 5 měsíci +2

      are you a really crappy comedian who seems funny compared to her,@@pjwollum?

    • @osric729
      @osric729 Před 4 měsíci +1

      🙏

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Před 5 měsíci +5

    I just realized I have a bit of a crush on Kevin Hart. It would be cute if we ever went on a date coz I'm 5'1" he can't be THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME.

  • @thegracetofollow4194
    @thegracetofollow4194 Před 9 dny

    Tickle pickle😅😅

  • @realberg1015
    @realberg1015 Před měsícem

    Ali Saddiq is hilarious ❤❤❤😂😂

  • @cassandrarey8615
    @cassandrarey8615 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Who is the comedian at 22:50?

  • @brandonlozier4404
    @brandonlozier4404 Před 9 dny

    That's what we called the computer room. Is that odd? Hmm. Makes sense too me.

  • @bigjim4429
    @bigjim4429 Před 2 měsíci

    I love Tom thakkur 😂

  • @LadyFaTV
    @LadyFaTV Před 4 měsíci

    I'm pickles and pickilina😂😂😂

  • @LauraRibeiro-sj3ub
    @LauraRibeiro-sj3ub Před 9 dny

    I would give my dad a card ( handmade) since I was 3 I think every weekend or once a week till I was 10. I buy my dad a gift every month, not ties etc I talk to him a lot, so I know the things he likes 😊he like trains, stamps and antiques. I search for them and get it for him. He has kept everything I ever made or purchased for him. 😢 that’s so sweet! Never knew my cards that I made as a kid was still with him. He’s 70 now 🎉 he loves music, same taste as me, so I downloaded and made him a playlist on his phone, he loves it! Next gift wireless headphones. ( he’s an engineer) a is very much like one, even after he retired. Still does his little projects at home ❤ I love my daddy and my mom too, but I’m a daddy’s girl😊

  • @user-wl9qn5wz3v
    @user-wl9qn5wz3v Před 2 měsíci

    Chris has a Bill Burr style to him I like 😊

  • @Chr1st8l
    @Chr1st8l Před měsícem

    Pickle hahaha

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Před 4 měsíci +2

    so jzz is not censored? :) even after the definition 30:00

  • @renewashington9119
    @renewashington9119 Před 5 měsíci +7

    😂😂😂😂 full Blown diabetres

  • @miatorres91
    @miatorres91 Před měsícem

    I love Joe Koy!!!!!!!

  • @BahKnee
    @BahKnee Před měsícem +1

    Broken family restaurant? I think that's a Waffle House.

  • @naijohnson6587
    @naijohnson6587 Před 5 měsíci

    Sold his soul

  • @ChefVeeSuRae
    @ChefVeeSuRae Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fortune Feimster does not look like her voice on the radio. . . . I was surprised this is her

  • @alloxxxsaurus
    @alloxxxsaurus Před 2 měsíci

    The irony of pete avidson's mom - she was RIGHT!!!!!!!

  • @nomessnostress
    @nomessnostress Před měsícem

    the guy at 23 sounds like cleavland brown

  • @glendarashanna
    @glendarashanna Před 4 měsíci

    Not she stole my childhood horror story 😢 still traumatized about my dad’s search history 😭

  • @AlexSmith-qu2kx
    @AlexSmith-qu2kx Před 4 měsíci +1

    Mia Jackson got me falling off my chairs

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Před 5 měsíci +5

    marina franklin cracked me up and so did ron funches

  • @krystalsturgeon5964
    @krystalsturgeon5964 Před 4 měsíci

    🎉❤ AMEN Yes mom's will buy the wrapper to keep the tool safe

  • @Projecttrap..
    @Projecttrap.. Před 4 měsíci

    At least the ghost stayed unlike your father

  • @CaptainAmerica2001
    @CaptainAmerica2001 Před 16 dny

    I love Amy Schumer she's gorgeous and really actually funny 😁

  • @darkchocolate757
    @darkchocolate757 Před měsícem

    OK Cleveland 22:12 lol

  • @nicholedowning8341
    @nicholedowning8341 Před 2 měsíci

    Haha Fortunes mom and mine could be sisters. Lol lol

  • @rachelbonnar
    @rachelbonnar Před 4 měsíci +1

    Pete Davidson had a father until he was almost 8, yet he remembers it as "I never had a father." That is sad.

  • @damonteague7442
    @damonteague7442 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Theres a crosseyd frowny face over the crowd @25:32

  • @volume2517
    @volume2517 Před 4 měsíci

    Look at Kevin Hart...😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CaptainAmerica2001
    @CaptainAmerica2001 Před 16 dny

    Pete Davidson is dry sense of humor funny but still funny 😁

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před měsícem +1

    That RB Butcher set was 4 minutes too long.

  • @barbourgirl78
    @barbourgirl78 Před 5 měsíci

    Casimir Pulaski Day.

  • @elihunt9917
    @elihunt9917 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I heard 8th graders were doing this in the 1974's. I guess it depends on the community, city, state.

  • @hesamrahmany9719
    @hesamrahmany9719 Před 5 měsíci

    Is that Marisha Ray on 20:57?

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Baldy was stealing from Godfrey...OH DEAR GOD NOT AMY SCHUMER

  • @amandawyles5372
    @amandawyles5372 Před 4 měsíci

    Hilarious!@@