Gen Z Couple Choosing Bible Names

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
  • "David is kind of played out...what about Stone? Get it?! Or instead of Esther, what about Queen?!"
    John Crist and Sarah Zanotti imagine what its like for Gen Z couples choosing a Bible name for their baby.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • @RealCaptainAwesome
    @RealCaptainAwesome Před 2 lety +3471

    If I ever have triplet girls, "Shirley, Goodness, and Mercy"

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 Před 2 lety +93

      I didnt get the Shirley one at first....and don't call me Shirley.

    • @toddbonin6926
      @toddbonin6926 Před 2 lety +40

      Funniest of all of them!

    • @noxible
      @noxible Před 2 lety +298

      Just don't get mad when they follow you everywhere 😂😂😂😂

    • @RealCaptainAwesome
      @RealCaptainAwesome Před 2 lety +17

      @@toddbonin6926 that's been my go to for years, but feel free to use it. Just use it wisely.

    • @toddbonin6926
      @toddbonin6926 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RealCaptainAwesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • @claireava1209
    @claireava1209 Před 2 lety +3583

    “We just got married 2 months ago- annnd we’re already pregnant. Ya know, because that’s what Christian couples do” I’m crying 😂

    • @bo_arrow
      @bo_arrow Před 2 lety +36

      Had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣

    • @samuelhalder2200
      @samuelhalder2200 Před 2 lety +9

      Why so?

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 Před 2 lety +30

      Gwen named kid Apple. Boom! Bible name. LOL

    • @cherrypepper14
      @cherrypepper14 Před 2 lety +26

      Try honeymoon 😂😂

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 Před 2 lety +29

      They don’t know their Bible very well if they think all Christian couples conceive right away.

  • @AButterflyinChrist
    @AButterflyinChrist Před 2 lety +2552

    This is so true!!!! My husband and I are trying to convince my sister-in-law to not name her son “Ecclesiastes.” 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood Před 2 lety +163

      Say it ain't so! Why not Revelation.... 🤣

    • @brumbybailey6599
      @brumbybailey6599 Před 2 lety +174

      Our pastor's son is Deuteronomy... He gets Jute for short

    • @gobyrail
      @gobyrail Před 2 lety +26

      Just don't let anyone shorten it to Eccles if there's any Spike Milligan fans around.

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 Před 2 lety +30

      LOL
      Ouch
      Tell her noooooo

    • @melinalicharowicz7332
      @melinalicharowicz7332 Před 2 lety +59

      I hope you guys are successful! That's just an invitation for bullying. Haha

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic Před 2 lety +537

    When she said Cain and Abel, I thought she was gonna go with Cable, lol 😂

  • @ZiggyLu-og3zp
    @ZiggyLu-og3zp Před 2 lety +1823

    “Jezebel, the name deserves a second chance”. 😂🤣
    “Narcissist, just like yo daddy” 😂

    • @bo_arrow
      @bo_arrow Před 2 lety +14

      That took me flat out! 🤣

    • @Ash_Queen16
      @Ash_Queen16 Před 2 lety +18

      Surprised they didn’t say Delilah lol

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 Před 2 lety +24

      That name went to the dogs a long time ago

    • @thelatterdayarbiter
      @thelatterdayarbiter Před 2 lety +8

      @@cg0825 that’s a proper good joke! 😂 👌🏽

    • @HQBergeron
      @HQBergeron Před 2 lety +8

      They didn’t even mention Nimrod!

  • @Samuel-I
    @Samuel-I Před 2 lety +393

    Nebuchadnezzar
    Call him CHAD.

    • @trijetz3562
      @trijetz3562 Před 2 lety +3

      No call him Nebunezzar

    • @lizrivera389
      @lizrivera389 Před 2 lety +9

      Nebuchadnezzar was a Chad 😭💀

    • @ItsLaurenE
      @ItsLaurenE Před 2 lety

      Dude built the ziggurat, however the way i learned this was to say his name as Nose Tweezer who picked the booger snot. All these years later.

    • @kaylaleiann
      @kaylaleiann Před 2 lety +1

      Nebuchadnezzar was the original Chad 💀

    • @TheEllaTB
      @TheEllaTB Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣😅

  • @Boxxxxxxxxx
    @Boxxxxxxxxx Před 2 lety +831

    Gen Z couple: Every villain has a good side, let’s go with Judas. He was just misunderstood.

  • @rachelberenyi317
    @rachelberenyi317 Před 2 lety +302

    Our church takes biblical names very seriously, the last three babies were Hezekial, Zerrubabel and Lazarus 😂

    • @TabithaDavis
      @TabithaDavis Před rokem +23

      We have like literally 5 Judahs or something and the church ain't that big 😆

    • @LLAML
      @LLAML Před rokem +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @iem123
      @iem123 Před rokem +16

      In all seriousness, Zerrubabel is an awesome name.

    • @jshu-_-
      @jshu-_- Před rokem +11

      That last one gonna have a second life

    • @isaaclaughter
      @isaaclaughter Před 9 měsíci +2

      I feel sorry for those kids.

  • @danielparker8189
    @danielparker8189 Před 2 lety +1218

    I’m fully persuaded this is exactly how some people come up with names for their kids

    • @1014p
      @1014p Před 2 lety +5

      I find anime offers a ton of cool sounding names that often have cool meanings. I mean at least grow up with a cool name.

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 Před 2 lety +4

      Which is also why some people come up with a nom de plume when they become an adult and start writing.

    • @EmilyAnn634571
      @EmilyAnn634571 Před 2 lety +5

      I babysat a kid named Wooden. High school will be hell. So many woody jokes.

    • @edlingja1
      @edlingja1 Před 2 lety

      I find it funny when they use a noun; like fox or river, or blanket.
      Cracks me up hearing stranger’s baby names.

    • @pr9177
      @pr9177 Před 2 lety +5

      @@edlingja1 Actually, many names are nouns. They’re just in a different language.

  • @jaytheokie
    @jaytheokie Před 2 lety +2031

    "Because that's the beginning and the end of my time with pregnancy."
    She's a gem.
    P.S. Twins Zer and Myrrh are going to be the next big thing.

    • @leah5580
      @leah5580 Před 2 lety +3

      RIP to Myrrh when the furries get ahold of her

    • @thelatterdayarbiter
      @thelatterdayarbiter Před 2 lety +22

      What about Myrrh and Durr?

    • @Chelsea34567891
      @Chelsea34567891 Před 2 lety +3

      @@thelatterdayarbiter pls. My initial thought 😅

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird Před 2 lety +17

      Triplets Zer Myrrh Durr.
      That sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets calling the police.

    • @Mrs_Guac_and_Glock
      @Mrs_Guac_and_Glock Před 2 lety +10

      "If two babies come out of this...body."

  • @tifanyshirley
    @tifanyshirley Před 2 lety +410

    As a Gen Z who is getting married in 2 months, it scares me that Gen Z is old enough to be married and having kids. Ironic yes I know

    • @bethlee8968
      @bethlee8968 Před 2 lety +31

      I'm an older millennial and have a friend from HS who just became a grandma. 🤯

    • @talynprescott9454
      @talynprescott9454 Před 2 lety +7

      Congrats!!! That's super exciting. 😃 My husband and I are both gen Z & we have 2 kids already (who are not twins, lol.)

    • @bethlee8968
      @bethlee8968 Před 2 lety +5

      @@the_rachel_sam Yep. She had one at 20 and I believe her son is 19 now, so...yeah.

    • @SxVaNm345
      @SxVaNm345 Před 2 lety +5

      At least the older Gen Zs, the younger Gen Zs are still in primary and high school.

    • @voldemortthenoselessfreak2126
      @voldemortthenoselessfreak2126 Před 2 lety +3

      @@SxVaNm345 And college

  • @JMarieCAlove
    @JMarieCAlove Před 2 lety +69

    When she said, "Jemimah" and he right away said, "We cancelled her"...That cracked me up! 🤣

  • @gracelife6551
    @gracelife6551 Před 2 lety +271

    "Queen; entitlement from the beginning" 😂😂😂

  • @valoryj5603
    @valoryj5603 Před 2 lety +610

    "How about Heaven? It's like Nevaeh backwards!" *mind blown* Bwahahahaha!

    • @sarahc.6222
      @sarahc.6222 Před 2 lety +2

      OR vise versa 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

    • @sweettee6827
      @sweettee6827 Před 2 lety

      Took me out 😂

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 Před 2 lety +14

      Friend got a dog for Christmas. Named him Leon. That's Noel backwards

    • @vanillaghetto
      @vanillaghetto Před 2 lety +1

      This was my LOL line of this skit, too! 🤣🤣

    • @garysouza2277
      @garysouza2277 Před 2 lety +4

      I’ve got a niece named Nevaeh. She’d get a kick outta that!

  • @daniellecarlson1599
    @daniellecarlson1599 Před 2 lety +267

    The way John is wearing his hat 😂😂😂 straight up GenZ and I hate it lol

    • @izzybitsyspider03
      @izzybitsyspider03 Před 2 lety +22

      Really!? I feel like it reminds me of my millennial brother when he was a kid trying to copy TI lol maybe it's making a comeback and I wasn't aware

    • @sophiacromwell8017
      @sophiacromwell8017 Před 2 lety +6

      Agree! The way he wears that hat gives me the impression that he’s been tormented by too many bullies on the bus and STILL hasn’t figured out WHY....

    • @skrittle555
      @skrittle555 Před 2 lety +3

      @@izzybitsyspider03 yeah it reminds me of the scumbag steve meme and i think that pic is from like 2006 lol. damn now i know how annoying we were as kids, thinking we created every trend 😂

    • @Diego-hr4yj
      @Diego-hr4yj Před 2 lety

      @@sophiacromwell8017 That... or he was the actual bully

  • @janavos9901
    @janavos9901 Před 2 lety +315

    In South Africa and other African countries, names like Talent, Gift, Blessing and the likes are common. It's almost like direct translations of their traditional (native language) names. The meaning is usually very important to them and quite significant, relating to their birth, for example.

    • @happyguy2k
      @happyguy2k Před 2 lety +6

      Yes like Zimbabwe 😉

    • @kingpauljoel6827
      @kingpauljoel6827 Před 2 lety +12

      Im from DR Congo ,i have cousin name "pensé" that can be translate to english thinking"
      I have a friend name "bolumbu "that can be translate to english as "nudity"😂

    • @allysonmartin3161
      @allysonmartin3161 Před 2 lety +10

      I have a friend from Nigeria who is named Promise and a friend Kenya named Mercy.

    • @lindsaywright3106
      @lindsaywright3106 Před rokem +5

      I know an African woman named Godswill

    • @christyhorak2950
      @christyhorak2950 Před rokem +8

      I had a friend in South Africa called Precious

  • @TheUncleJohn1
    @TheUncleJohn1 Před 2 lety +469

    The best duo besides Trey and Trey with a cardigan 🔥😍

  • @LR-ds5df
    @LR-ds5df Před 2 lety +612

    I’m crying I laughed so hard! “Myrrh. C’myrrh!” Lol🤣🤣

  • @racheldunn9399
    @racheldunn9399 Před 2 lety +107

    Haven't seen a comment yet about Zer! If he went into the military, they could call out Zer Yessir! 😂

  • @delilahdahlia247
    @delilahdahlia247 Před 2 lety +285

    I laughed way too much when they said Neveah was Heaven backwards. These two's deliveries are the best

    • @rosefisher1714
      @rosefisher1714 Před 2 lety +14

      I actually know a girl named Nevaeh!

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove Před 2 lety +7

      @Rose Fisher My former co-worker named her first daughter, Nevaeh, this was when it became popular about fifteen years ago, at least that's the first time I heard it.

    • @lavender9671
      @lavender9671 Před 2 lety +5

      No lie, I'm a teacher and 2 years ago, I had twin girls with these names! I think its cute! Also had 2 Nevaehs in previous years.

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz Před rokem

      @@lavender9671 Thank you for all of your hard work and dedication as a teacher. We have a real problem in our schools today that is so abundantly growing clearer and clearer each day and it is : ......actually too complex and veryy hard to even go thru with the weird 'plot twist comment' I was originally going for lol. I will instead be using a normal tone and drop the gimmicks on this one because in all earnestness: you are an absolutely integral element in our 'society' (please don't take this as disrespect our society is at that age apparently where it will not listen and infact is starting to feel like it's just f'in w you and the whole balance of reality for fun and it's parents be like "HMMM well if Society doesn't make it then YOU must be the problem *picks up Society late, doesn't pay you back for the entire time or resources that it's been expecting you to just give away yet is eemingly "conditioned" to be fine with lettin you go without* DAMNIT the tortured metaphor is worse than the 1st omg I'm sorry for all of the time I have now realized I have been taking from you too!
      TL;DR: i am so very grateful and humbled to be "co-parenting with the government" or as the majority of people might call it, "the proud and humbled parent/caretaker/siblings/witness of a child who will be, is currently and/or have been massively impacted by a great teacher or 3 and will never take yall for granted again". Welp I meant say THANK YOUUUU but then all thia happened lol sorry. Truly though: blessings and good vibes and FAIRER FUTURE to you and all of your fellow educator friends.
      Signed,
      Random mom in Rare Form, USA tonight lol

    • @1voiceCriesOut
      @1voiceCriesOut Před 9 měsíci

      People have used that name

  • @amandavest5822
    @amandavest5822 Před 2 lety +702

    I know twins named Alpha and Omega, no joke…grown adults, with kids…those are their names 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @totemgunn1315
      @totemgunn1315 Před 2 lety +43

      Nooooo

    • @ShellStein93
      @ShellStein93 Před 2 lety +19

      Oh my…

    • @sarahnoah3693
      @sarahnoah3693 Před 2 lety +9

      Awesome

    • @elenam9435
      @elenam9435 Před 2 lety +33

      I met a guy named Jehovah once....yes his REAL name.

    • @glee_again2594
      @glee_again2594 Před 2 lety +60

      I knew siblings named Skip & Lou
      “Skip to my Lou my Darling”🎵😂not Bible names but still worthy of mention.

  • @joannam.4294
    @joannam.4294 Před 2 lety +820

    She is brilliant, and so is John, and together they are just hilarious.

    • @imastounded4376
      @imastounded4376 Před 2 lety +20

      I agree. But I’ve been wondering for a long time…who is she? Are they dating?

    • @ajbp95
      @ajbp95 Před 2 lety +10

      @@imastounded4376 In the description she is introduced as Sarah Zanotti. What I can tell from her Instagram they are not dating.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Před 2 lety +5

      Sarah Zanotti is VERY funny! I can only think of four female comedians that are consistently funny and she is one of them. Tina Fey, Mallory Everton, and Jetta Juriansz are the other three. See them on CZcams. Tina Fey isn't always clean with her jokes, but the other two are. The second word I would use to describe them after hilarious is brilliant. Those two things must the killer combo. I mean that figuratively.

    • @AwakenTheDawn2004
      @AwakenTheDawn2004 Před 2 lety +1

      @Cookie Food 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KS-un3pi
      @KS-un3pi Před 2 lety +6

      They have great chemistry, that's for sure!

  • @dawsonmarshall7323
    @dawsonmarshall7323 Před 2 lety +92

    Welp. I'm 22. Wife and I married in 2020, pregnant 4 months later, named our son Oaks 😭😭 I feel so called out lol.

  • @minamartinez8131
    @minamartinez8131 Před 2 lety +46

    “It a Bible name and now… a gender.” 😂🤣😂

  • @vjs4539
    @vjs4539 Před 2 lety +461

    I know a family who named their daughter Daily Faith. And their son Able Helper.
    Edit: someone reminded me in these comments, but Daily and Able also have a sibling named Ponder Truth

    • @mesidye
      @mesidye Před 2 lety +27

      😂😂😂😫

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates Před 2 lety +66

      The son definitely has it worse 😭

    • @Ash_Queen16
      @Ash_Queen16 Před 2 lety +12

      What 😵‍💫

    • @l2t306
      @l2t306 Před 2 lety +29

      Looooooool that should be a felony

    • @jimbo-tq1rr
      @jimbo-tq1rr Před 2 lety +8

      That's like Loyal Carpenter from Correct Opinions

  • @TY133ck
    @TY133ck Před 2 lety +500

    Definitely have a female Christian friend named Jezebel! She is the kindest person but not sure what her parent’s were thinking. Goes on the list of biblical names you shouldn’t name your kids ever like Judas or Lucifer.

    • @brucheweinberger6863
      @brucheweinberger6863 Před 2 lety +44

      Nimrod was a popular name for a certain time in Israel. Interesting choice.

    • @didiaskfr
      @didiaskfr Před 2 lety +8

      i mean lucifer is a nice name, so is judad, if you're not religious i dont see anything wrong with it. or even if you are its just a name, not a fate

    • @vawest2052
      @vawest2052 Před 2 lety +6

      I went to school with a Judus, he's in his 40s now.

    • @zacjohnson452
      @zacjohnson452 Před 2 lety +25

      I used to know a kid named Jericho. I always played basketball with him and he would destroy me every time lol. I wonder where he is now.

    • @arabellamousseau3344
      @arabellamousseau3344 Před 2 lety +28

      When I was pretty little, I'd read Bible stories with my mom and one day we got to the story of Elijah and Queen Jezebel. I go, "Wow! Her name is so pretty! And she's royalty? That's so cool!" and then my mom explained 😂

  • @PhilandAlex
    @PhilandAlex Před 2 lety +65

    Asbury!!! “You know the negative connotations with theology.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @em77775
      @em77775 Před rokem

      But yet Glennon Doyle is cool?? 🙄

  • @bethkroa1125
    @bethkroa1125 Před 2 lety +60

    The administrative assistant at my son's small Christian school had four sons: Matthew, Mark, and the twins Luke and John were in my son's class. He always signed papers for the office as being from "Acts, your 5th son."

  • @williamgullett5911
    @williamgullett5911 Před 2 lety +794

    This woman rocks in every video she does. I really liked her in that Fear Factor one

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 Před 2 lety +18

      Is that his wife? She's in every video it seems like

    • @ethanslifka3904
      @ethanslifka3904 Před 2 lety +6

      @@derekhandson351 I was wondering the same thing

    • @tommartin4501
      @tommartin4501 Před 2 lety +8

      @@derekhandson351 I think they were dating and broke up.. but now she is back on so he better treat her like a princes lol..she hot

    • @ajbp95
      @ajbp95 Před 2 lety +6

      @@derekhandson351 Her name i Sarah Zanotti and she is an actor and screenwriter. I don't think she and John Crist are together.

    • @lee-lee2418
      @lee-lee2418 Před 2 lety +3

      Ya! She should be a loaner to the "Jean shorts Comedy" crew. 😃... Bump those other women who did a guest shot 😳.

  • @burritodoggo122
    @burritodoggo122 Před 2 lety +124

    0:28 You joke, but my name _is_ Stone.
    My parents ain’t even Gen Z, or millennials.

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol, do you play football

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 Před 2 lety +8

      My cousin Gabriel had a friend named Stone. It was his middle name. His first name was Rockwell.

    • @songbird377
      @songbird377 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ashleydowney1222 Rockwell Riverstone would make a cool name

    • @1stAmbientGrl
      @1stAmbientGrl Před 2 lety

      I know a couple who named their kid Rockford, but call him Rock.

    • @justalittlebitmo
      @justalittlebitmo Před 2 lety

      I grew up with a friend named Ashley Downey! Just had to say hi even though I know you're not the same person 😄

  • @thepiedpiper3218
    @thepiedpiper3218 Před 2 lety +38

    When she mentioned Alpha and Omega, she actually sounded like she was going to use another word instead of "body".

  • @amylea9847
    @amylea9847 Před 2 lety +29

    Ha! On the Zacchaeus one I thought he was going to say "Sycamore." 😆

  • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
    @JustYourAverageGirl2002 Před 2 lety +294

    I mean, Gen Z baby names are just the new Victorian era baby names: how about we bring back Pleasant Unthank, Vestil Coffin, and Euthanasia Meade. I'm just saying it could be a whole lot worse 🤣

    • @honeevoxstudios
      @honeevoxstudios Před 2 lety +27

      *adds Euthanasia Meade to list of future names*

    • @terseandtiny1746
      @terseandtiny1746 Před 2 lety +2

      These hit different

    • @sweetthistle8
      @sweetthistle8 Před 2 lety +10

      I have an ancestor named Experience and I kinda love it

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t Před 2 lety +6

      I have an ancestor with the given name "Butts"

    • @sala_evans
      @sala_evans Před 2 lety +1

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 😂🤣

  • @eternalypissed
    @eternalypissed Před 2 lety +71

    Once had a girl in class named Genesis. We always called her Gen.

    • @sweettee6827
      @sweettee6827 Před 2 lety +8

      I love that name 💜

    • @Varaidzo1
      @Varaidzo1 Před 2 lety +2

      One of my good friends is named Genesis

  • @shandean8352
    @shandean8352 Před 2 lety +119

    Gen X here with three sons that have bible names. The first one is named after my now-ex-husband, Paul. Middle child is Bartholomew (mainly because our last name was Mann and we’re huge Simpsons fans). Last one is Josiah. P, B, & J 🤦‍♀️

    • @ChanaRo613
      @ChanaRo613 Před 2 lety +6

      EPIC

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 Před 2 lety +3

      Did someone else point that out for you.

    • @shandean8352
      @shandean8352 Před 2 lety +8

      @@msmaria5039
      My mom pointed out the P B & J because when the boys were over to visit they would watch P, B, & J Otter 😂🤣😂

    • @ameliac504
      @ameliac504 Před rokem +2

      THAS SO CUTE

  • @suzieunderpants
    @suzieunderpants Před 2 lety +63

    😂😂😂😂 too many funny ones to name. I was thinking of names and was like “Ark” Has anyone named their child Ark?!? This was great. I always love when Sarah is in your videos. 🥰

    • @ontnette
      @ontnette Před 2 lety +2

      I dated a guy named Ark.

  • @Heidi_Rose
    @Heidi_Rose Před 2 lety +306

    Sarah: “branch”
    John: whaaaa? Nah, how about “wood” or “tree”
    Everyone else: *confused how he thinks those are vastly different*

    • @thelatterdayarbiter
      @thelatterdayarbiter Před 2 lety +7

      I am groot?

    • @phalcon23
      @phalcon23 Před 2 lety

      Branch was one of the cops on the tvshow Longmire.

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Před 2 lety +2

      Long ago my late husband and I were at a younger couples home, and they announced if it was a boy he'd be Forrest because dad was a Forrester...my husband was so stunned he said if it is a girl is her name Bush? (This was pre forest Gump era). We were never invited back. But it was unusual in a time of Mike mark Jacob and Brandon's.

    • @sweetthistle8
      @sweetthistle8 Před 2 lety +2

      @@joywebster2678 yeah I was Gem, when all my friends were Amandas and Ashleys. Back then "Your name is soooo weird! What are your parents hippies?" (Yes) Now no one even blinks.

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca Před 2 lety

      No, because I literally know someone named Branch lmao

  • @susanneely5810
    @susanneely5810 Před 2 lety +64

    Older folks in my community, now all passed away:
    Dorkus Koon Bennett (Dorkus is a Bible name!)
    Zur Leonard (has a road named after him)
    Dorkus Irene Bennett (went by Aunt Shatty)
    Can't make this up.
    Thank you North Carolina.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED Před 2 lety +5

      Dorcas?

    • @sweettee6827
      @sweettee6827 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, but the way they spelled 'Dorkus'....omg they set that kid up to get bullied 😂

    • @melinalicharowicz7332
      @melinalicharowicz7332 Před 2 lety +2

      I have a cousin named Dorcas =)

    • @mellou04
      @mellou04 Před 2 lety

      Oh no, Auntie! 😂

    • @ashleytaffer2336
      @ashleytaffer2336 Před rokem +1

      Also in rural NC...my MIL said she knew a lady named Dorothy but they pronounced it Dah-Roth-ee. 😂😂😂

  • @sburns90
    @sburns90 Před 2 lety +107

    Rachel (Sarah): "Elon?"
    Caleb (John): "I drive a Tesla."
    Rachel (Sarah:) "Ya but your dad is still making the payments."
    Sad but probably true.

  • @taylorwright9982
    @taylorwright9982 Před 2 lety +18

    “Heaven…it’s Nevaeh backwards” had me rolling 😂

  • @lexyself243
    @lexyself243 Před 2 lety +41

    John: *turns down branch*
    Also John: What about tree?

  • @Marina.S.Suarez
    @Marina.S.Suarez Před 2 lety +53

    I was smiling from the beginning, but when they got to sandle and crock I literally laughed out loud.

  • @jfortier23
    @jfortier23 Před 2 lety +43

    He should have said “I’m Caleb with a K” and she should have said “I’m Rachel spelled Rach-Elle” 😜

  • @LT-gh4dq
    @LT-gh4dq Před 2 lety +18

    These two work great together... she has the perfect comic sarcasm mixed with sweet so it’s not overdone. Another great video!

  • @AndyTheCornbread
    @AndyTheCornbread Před 2 lety +155

    I live in Anabaptist country (rural Montana) and they seem to like the lesser known Old Testament names a lot. If you never thought names like "Boaz", "Abinadab", "Eliab" etc. would ever be seen outside the pages of the Bible visit an area with a lot of Amish and Amish Lite ( Mennonite ) people living there.

    • @alisonbrandon9059
      @alisonbrandon9059 Před 2 lety +9

      It’s the same Pennsylvania!

    • @amiejo
      @amiejo Před 2 lety +21

      Sam Yoder is the Amish John Smith

    • @britt1784
      @britt1784 Před 2 lety +7

      Hey I knew a kid named Elihu… 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @aikensrus
      @aikensrus Před 2 lety +12

      Must... resist... searching... for Weird Al....

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 Před 2 lety +10

      It's because a community can only have so many Jonah's, Noah's and James's...

  • @ComedianBobFarrell
    @ComedianBobFarrell Před 2 lety +78

    Heaven is Nevaeh backwards. My daughter"s name is Nevaeh. I laughed hard.

    • @darkincognito3826
      @darkincognito3826 Před 2 lety

      Really?

    • @rachelcoloradomy3kidz778
      @rachelcoloradomy3kidz778 Před 2 lety +2

      I love this name! My daughter has a BFF named Nevaeh. It's beautiful and original. Love it. This was funny though

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 Před 2 lety +12

      I have met so many young girls/teenagers named Nevaeh. I liked it until I met about 40 people with that name. It's kinda unoriginal now.

    • @darkincognito3826
      @darkincognito3826 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ashleydowney1222 I didn't even know that name existed.

    • @PurnceNMe
      @PurnceNMe Před 2 lety +12

      It’s not beautiful or original. It’s terrible.

  • @abigailsmith5010
    @abigailsmith5010 Před 2 lety +163

    “We’re already pregnant, ya know because that’s what Christian couples do” 😂 😂 im dying

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove Před 2 lety

      Not always, my sister and her husband are a Christian couple, they had their first daughter ten years after they got married, now they have four daughter's. They just weren't ready and had full time jobs and my sister studied at the Art Institute in Atlanta, and they both traveled abroad a few times, then they were ready.. four daughters, under the age of 10. My heart goes out to her! Lol 😉

    • @abigailsmith5010
      @abigailsmith5010 Před 2 lety

      @@JMarieCAlove I get what your saying, not all couples start having kids rights of the bat. So amazing! You’re so lucky to have such a great family! God bless🥰

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@JMarieCAloveIt's a joke.

  • @matiasgarcia2378
    @matiasgarcia2378 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣awesome....funny...and true!!!!!

  • @misaeltorres908
    @misaeltorres908 Před 2 lety +49

    Give her a participation trophy for this video ……she’s hysterically funny 😄

  • @csFrantom
    @csFrantom Před 2 lety +194

    Croc was the absolute worst, but should totally go for Ashbury

    • @emilyquimby8453
      @emilyquimby8453 Před 2 lety +1

      Or Birkenstock 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Před 2 lety +1

      I think that was the funniest after he said sandel😂🤣

  • @cg0825
    @cg0825 Před 2 lety +52

    Bible names that would likely not be good choices for a variety of reasons: Herod, Judas, Pilate, Lot (had a wife that got into a salty situation) Nebucanedzzar (I would sure hate to have to spell that for everyone). And as much as I like the names and the stories of Elijah and Elisha having identical twins with those names could be problematic.

    • @Bayloy
      @Bayloy Před 2 lety +20

      LOL Lots wife got herself into a salty situation. That's the most underrated comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think a lot of people know that story these days or they wouldn't live the way they are.

    • @trinitygrimes2011
      @trinitygrimes2011 Před 2 lety +15

      Seeing that you already spelt Nebuchadnezzar incorrectly in the comment, I can see how that could be a struggle 😂.

    • @skrittle555
      @skrittle555 Před 2 lety +3

      honestly can't say i've ever met a judas, secular or not. i can't imagine that not being a miserable experience of a name lol

  • @jennifermurnan5505
    @jennifermurnan5505 Před 2 lety +12

    They work so well together! Absolutely hilarious! I thought I was going to lose it when she said "just like your father"! 🤣

  • @ramonamelnichuk8277
    @ramonamelnichuk8277 Před 2 lety +122

    "River" as a girl name had me pause, actually kinda like it lol

    • @annarocha3254
      @annarocha3254 Před 2 lety +11

      I know about four little girls named River. A very cute name but not the most unusual anymore of that's what you're wanting. :)

    • @ramonamelnichuk8277
      @ramonamelnichuk8277 Před 2 lety

      @@annarocha3254 never heard it before, lovely name

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 Před 2 lety +14

      Reminds me of Doctor Who

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi Před 2 lety +3

      i've actually met a lot of girls named river and i'm pretty sure thats kelly clarkons kids name too

    • @highlyfavoured73
      @highlyfavoured73 Před 2 lety +7

      I know a grown man named River lol, the name sounds pretty unisex

  • @ChurchofGodBoys
    @ChurchofGodBoys Před 2 lety +33

    These two are amazing together!

  • @stephaniemichelle9878
    @stephaniemichelle9878 Před 2 lety +17

    Love your videos lol
    Wife is so beautiful!! Lol
    God usually names my babies randomly out of no where. Lol God landed my daughter’s name on me randomly and the meaning was extremely relevant.
    I had had an abortion previously and never felt forgiven/had no idea… I was distraught for years. Finally got pregnant again then the Holy Spirit just said “Eliana” I had never heard it before in my entire life……. Never. It means my God has answered me. That was my special affirmation from Him that yes I really was forgiven. And she has always been a voice from above. God regularly speaks through her. Even just responses to my thoughts. Immense blessing.
    Now I’m pregnant again. And he’s already given me the name. I won’t say it here because it’s a surprise for my husband, but it means “God is gracious.” So I’m very excited for this baby to be a walking example of divine grace. I’m so so so excited to learn from this baby.
    So I love your video. But I’m curious to know what God would choose as the name lol 🎁♥️🎁♥️🎁♥️

  • @JamiLynn84
    @JamiLynn84 Před 2 lety +14

    “Instead of ‘Esther’, I was thinking, maybe, like: ‘Queen’?”
    “I like that! Entitlement from the beginning!”
    😂

    • @dollpins1574
      @dollpins1574 Před 2 lety

      Lol I said the same thing!

    • @brucheweinberger6863
      @brucheweinberger6863 Před 2 lety

      Considering that there are a dime a dozen of religouis Jewish kids named Malkah, transalstion queen, certainly makes you think.

  • @Newtttton
    @Newtttton Před 2 lety +65

    If you guys get twins, name them: urim and thummim.

    • @Swagcoreyawn
      @Swagcoreyawn Před 2 lety +9

      😂 Hahaha, gosh, that’s good! You’d have to carry them in one of those front baby backpacks! To make decisions, you’d just feed them and observe which one spits up first…

    • @erinaa9486
      @erinaa9486 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Swagcoreyawn 😂😂

    • @LPSBlueCatProductions
      @LPSBlueCatProductions Před 2 lety

      Are you LDS too?

    • @sandraglassford6362
      @sandraglassford6362 Před 2 lety

      Mahli and Mushi

  • @valathor95
    @valathor95 Před 2 lety +198

    Inaccurate. Christian newlyweds are pregnant the week after the wedding. 😂

    • @fxjrulpzxi
      @fxjrulpzxi Před 2 lety +19

      I wish. Wanted like 5 babies and now I’m 32 still now kids 😔(married and infertile ugh)

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 Před 2 lety +10

      @@fxjrulpzxi adopt! So many children need homes

    • @davidtree2511
      @davidtree2511 Před 2 lety +31

      @@derekhandson351 Unfortunately, adoption is not easy and very expensive. I have tried both routes-- private adoption and fostering (to adopt). Both ended in failure.

    • @davidtree2511
      @davidtree2511 Před 2 lety +14

      @@fxjrulpzxi I feel your pain. I'm hoping it works out for you! We didn't get the kids we wanted, and it was harder than anything else I have ever experienced. But, in the end, my wife and I became closer due to everything.

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood Před 2 lety

      @@fxjrulpzxi praying for you. ❤🙏

  • @bladestratford
    @bladestratford Před 2 lety +122

    John has great chemistry with this woman in every video they do! He should provide links to her social media channels in the videos that feature her (in his details section) so viewers may check out her work as well. C'mon John... shine a little light on your well deserving and talented co-star! (and no, I'm not related to her...honest)

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 Před 2 lety +17

      Sarah Zanotti is her name/channel name.

    • @dylanawilson7765
      @dylanawilson7765 Před 2 lety +2

      She doesn't do a lot of Christian stuff outside of her work with John. Her name is Sarah Zanotti.

  • @clairet5636
    @clairet5636 Před 2 lety +12

    Lol, never thought of biblical names as in “this word appears in the Bible somewhere” 😂

  • @BeAG00dHuman
    @BeAG00dHuman Před 2 lety +16

    “I like that entitlement from the beginning”
    😂😂😂😂😂 yall

  • @lesliegardner3834
    @lesliegardner3834 Před 2 lety +11

    "Come Myrrh" made me ROLF! 😂😂

  • @beth5763
    @beth5763 Před 2 lety +9

    I really enjoy Sarah's jokes in the outtakes 😂

  • @KeysoftheLord
    @KeysoftheLord Před 2 lety +46

    My aunt, the youngest sister of my dads family, coined the name "Hadassah" which is Queen Esther's Hebrew name ("Esther" was her Persian name). She literally told her siblings, before they were married, that no one is to take the name Hadassah until she has a child.
    Now I have a new baby cousin... and you might be able to guess her name...

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 Před rokem +1

      I actually love that name! Lol. But from a character in some books. Rough books. Lol. My brother and I both picked out Faith for girls and he had one first so he got it. 🤣🤣

    • @MistbornPrincess
      @MistbornPrincess Před rokem +2

      I love the name Hadassah. If I am blessed with girls one will be Naomi Grace and another Hadassah.

    • @RachelDee
      @RachelDee Před rokem +1

      One of my friends named her daughter Hadassah too

    • @mayorjoshua
      @mayorjoshua Před rokem +7

      Well, "Hadassah" doesn't really _mean_ "Esther" (the former is Hebrew for "myrtle tree" and the latter is Persian for "star"). "Hadassah" was just Esther's Hebrew name, with a separate meaning. It wasn't uncommon for Jews in the Diaspora to have Hebrew names and foreign names. Paul (also born in the Diaspora) was also known by his Hebrew name "Saul", which, like "Hadassah" to "Esther", isn't related to his other name "Paul".

    • @KeysoftheLord
      @KeysoftheLord Před rokem

      @@mayorjoshua That's interesting! Thanks for sharing.

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 Před 2 lety +50

    Oh my gosh this was hilarious! My favorite video of yours! 🤣 “That’s in the NT, way this way.” My ex actually wanted us to name our daughter Delilah - I worked as a Children’s Pastor at the time. 🤦🏻‍♀️ We went with Hannah. 🤣

    • @akc1739
      @akc1739 Před 2 lety +2

      I have a student this year named D’Lilah, and another one Omega!

  • @RealCaptainAwesome
    @RealCaptainAwesome Před 2 lety +84

    Did you ever finish the "Undercover Pastor" series?

  • @bstarkey317
    @bstarkey317 Před 2 lety +26

    I think this is so true for so many couples. I have a couple names planned out for any future kids that I may have, but as a society we have become obsessed with naming our babies with these outrageous names. Instead we need to pray to God and the Holy Spirit will touch us and provide us with the perfect name. I can guarantee it’s not gonna be “branch” or “gracenataliesue” all one word. 😂

  • @neelsnprayer
    @neelsnprayer Před 2 lety +10

    Myrrh.... I can still pronounce it when I've had too much Jesus juice. 😂 Comemere, come myrrh. Love it.

  • @andreagosnell7442
    @andreagosnell7442 Před 2 lety +12

    My cheeks hurt from laughing, so funny,but the bloopers, c'mon!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @deborahAkintola12
    @deborahAkintola12 Před 2 lety +12

    "Entitlement from the beginning" 🤣😅

  • @lizzieempey2220
    @lizzieempey2220 Před 2 lety +8

    I saw on a list for twins the names Samson and Delilah and my thought was, they don't know the story 😳🤣

  • @_amoopoint_1458
    @_amoopoint_1458 Před 2 lety +9

    You guys have great chemistry. This made it so much more funnier.'C'Myrrh' 😂

  • @jordanwright2030
    @jordanwright2030 Před 2 lety +11

    Lol so true. I named all five of mine unique Bible names. Micah, Samson, Israel, Lily, and Luka.

    • @1014p
      @1014p Před 2 lety +2

      Israel isn’t necessarily unique. Samson is an uncommon though.

  • @brennab2034
    @brennab2034 Před 2 lety +21

    Ya gotta love John Crist!!

  • @redrooster1908
    @redrooster1908 Před 2 lety +2

    From a family... Mary, Paul, Timothy and numerous Johns

  • @gioazzarello1333
    @gioazzarello1333 Před 2 lety +16

    you guys are honestly amazing God bless you and yours. It is great to see Christians poking fun at the silly things we do everyday.

  • @annarocha3254
    @annarocha3254 Před 2 lety +29

    Only watched this to see if the Biblical name we've chosen for my son was mentioned. Whew, I'm safe. 🤣

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan Před 2 lety +11

    All their nicknames will be Tess as in the Lord is testing me with this lil monster.

  • @emilycashman8191
    @emilycashman8191 Před 2 lety +4

    "ok, what is this? gwyneth paltrow's book of baby names? no." had me on the floor!!!

  • @jdud1776
    @jdud1776 Před 2 lety +8

    Oh, you two are so freaking funny! Loved the "bloopers".

  • @rachels2263
    @rachels2263 Před 2 lety +74

    I wouldn't name her Queen, Esther's real name was Hadassah.

  • @My3sweetblssings
    @My3sweetblssings Před 2 lety +21

    We - for real - have 3 girls named Grace Mercie (had to be a bit different LOL) & Hope.

  • @Sophies_Voice
    @Sophies_Voice Před 2 lety +6

    This is so brilliant! Excellent acting and cleverly written 👍🏼🤩!!

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig Před 2 lety +3

    "There's nothing wrong with a participation trophy.".... Line of the video... Clever... funny. Good job.

  • @erinpadilla5360
    @erinpadilla5360 Před 2 lety +20

    Love these two. And their jokes are scary true. My sister named her fourth kid Zadok. Lol

    • @lovelily8310
      @lovelily8310 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean that’s a pretty common one.

  • @anniedenos8454
    @anniedenos8454 Před 2 lety +5

    "What is this? Gwyneth Paltrow's book of baby names?"😂😂

  • @Imanuelovadia
    @Imanuelovadia Před 2 lety +20

    Sooo funny! Tons of the names are in one way or another acceptable Hebrew names in Israel: Mor (Myrrh) is kinda popular; ilan (Tree), Peleg (small river) and Amos (yoked, load) are legit, Telem, Jamimma and Zur are a bit rare but not weird, Malka (Queen) is mostly old but legit, Rakia (Heaven's firmament) is unique, but exists.

    • @cbagot
      @cbagot Před 11 měsíci +2

      I have a student named Peleg. Here in NJ. They are from Israel,

  • @oceanoasis117
    @oceanoasis117 Před 2 lety +1

    You guys have the best chemistry! Was cracking up at the outtakes at the end!😂

  • @mskathyreads
    @mskathyreads Před 2 lety +47

    My kindergarten class this year has so many unique names. I’m fairly certain in five years all of these names mentioned will be popular and it kinda scares me, lol.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Před 2 lety

      It could be worse. Every girl in my daughters 5K class pretty much has the same name. Aria, Ariana, Arianna, Anna, Ana, Elleanna, Analeah, Raya. Not even a joke. The joke is I thought my daughter was going to have a unique name. Hint- I didn't come up with Raya.

    • @brucheweinberger6863
      @brucheweinberger6863 Před 2 lety +1

      There was a very famous Rabbi named Meshulem Fiash( Yes, it is an interesting name). He passed on about 5-6 years ago. The first nursery class that was born about the year he passed, had 23 out of 26 boys named Meshulum Fiash, and 3 kids had the same last name. Fun times for the teacher.

  • @when_noobs_fly44
    @when_noobs_fly44 Před 2 lety +103

    this is so true. I could not stop laughing😂😂😂😂
    I got a name for twins: Judas and Barabbas they will be great Kids😂😂

  • @BlackEyedBarby
    @BlackEyedBarby Před 2 lety +8

    I like Thaddeus Justice. Booya! That's a world leader, but his friends call him Teddy. 😂

  • @LivingLifeWithDeeDee
    @LivingLifeWithDeeDee Před 2 lety +7

    I’m dead lol “Narcissist, just like your daddy” lol

  • @Ericdtorres84
    @Ericdtorres84 Před 2 lety +19

    I hope my kids don't curse my lineage too hard.

  • @virginieclosson7209
    @virginieclosson7209 Před 2 lety +36

    Our daughter wanted to know the romantic story of how we had come up with her name... It was the only one we couldn't come up with a bully name for! Lol! (Of course kids found one anyways but it took them until high school! HA!)

    • @frabelle11
      @frabelle11 Před 2 lety +14

      I was a teacher for many years... kids will bully you no matter HOW normal your name is. People put WAY too much thought into what a bully might turn their kid's name into. As long as it's not something really obvious like "Fanny," every kid out there has an equal chance of getting picked on. Even if it's not their name, it might be their appearance, clothes, way they talk, part of town they live in, way they pronounce certain words, etc. Do not let possible future bullies determine your child's name!

    • @momentsformoms9467
      @momentsformoms9467 Před 2 lety

      I got my sons name off a commercial when I was 18(almost 19). I didn’t get pregnant until 23 though.

  • @emilyhaake
    @emilyhaake Před 2 lety

    You 2 are hilarious together! Thanks for the video.

  • @knsoper
    @knsoper Před rokem

    You two are hilarious! Love this back-and-forth.

  • @ceridwynnhaven6236
    @ceridwynnhaven6236 Před 2 lety +12

    I've always loved Ezra, Ezekiel, Magdalene & Seraphina.

    • @rebekahtablante327
      @rebekahtablante327 Před 2 lety

      I know a Seraphina. Beautiful name and beautiful girl 😊 they call her Sara for short so there doesn’t need to be any explanation attached unless they/she wants to.

    • @judymurray191
      @judymurray191 Před 2 lety

      Now those are much better choices than what these two are suggesting!

    • @abundanceintheson_467
      @abundanceintheson_467 Před 2 lety

      I like Ezra, too but my husband said it sounded like a girl name to him...so I said how about "Ezekiel" and he said maybe...but it turned out to be a moot point. We had a baby girl and we went with Alice.

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 Před 2 lety +10

    “I found this in the Old Testament and he’s currently one of my idols”
    God: smh

  • @southerndigest8996
    @southerndigest8996 Před 2 lety +1

    That had me laughing out loud! Thanks for letting us share the fun.

  • @bettyrussell5674
    @bettyrussell5674 Před 2 lety

    My husband and I saw you at Anna like baptist church in Corpus Christi!!! Bought a couple “ain’t praying for that” shirts. But will pray for you two. You have such a great relationship and it shows!! Keep up the good work! Blessings!