American Christians Being "Persecuted"

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2023
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Komentáře • 104

  • @WorthlessDeadEnd
    @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 9 měsíci +158

    Even Paul said he was out of his mind to talk about all the hardships he'd faced.

    • @zephyrr108
      @zephyrr108 Před 9 měsíci +1

      What? Out of his mind to talk?

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@zephyrr108 To specifically talk about what he had endured for the Gospel.

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@zephyrr108 *2 Corinthians 11:23*

    • @preciousbees5721
      @preciousbees5721 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@WorthlessDeadEndChristian’s are still persecuted brother, idk how this verse says otherwise

    • @anthonyjames4319
      @anthonyjames4319 Před 9 měsíci

      Paul was a false apostle.

  • @Emememme
    @Emememme Před 9 měsíci +159

    “Dearest oppressed white women from the suburbs” HELP 💀😂

  • @be.love.shine.
    @be.love.shine. Před 9 měsíci +62

    God bless you for speaking truth in love, and comedy! Glory to the ALMIGHTY Father, thank you brother

  • @HidanoKyoku
    @HidanoKyoku Před 9 měsíci +138

    THANK YOU for putting into words what I've been feeling this whole time 😂😂😂

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Před 9 měsíci +6

      Are you actually listening to people who are trying to talk about their hardships? Mourn with those who mourn. I know so many people who’ve lost their jobs, been discriminated against, and even had family slander, reject, and refused to hear them. This joke was funny five years ago, it isn’t funny right now for the people in Canada who are having their church is burned to the ground or in America where medical scientist are told they’re not allowed to question or tell the full truth and keep their job. Care. It’s been actually rough, I have lost loved ones and had a front row seat as to why others lost loved ones and what’s hardest of all is no only lets you freely speak and even with awareness there’s nothing you can do but pray.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 Před 9 měsíci

      ​​​@@SRose-vp6ew I have sympathy for people who have lost jobs and homes, who are struggling with sickness or loss of loved ones. I have sympathy - heck, empathy - towards those who are homeless or in danger of becoming such. I have less sympathy for those who feel "persecuted" for being discriminatory towards a marginalized group like the LGBTQIA+ community in the name of "speaking truth". Try being in *their* shoes: being slandered, hated on, discriminated and legislated against, told your very being is an abomination to God and worthy of being destroyed, and even killed if people simply suspect you of being one of them. I have more sympathy towards them, cuz they're *genuinely* suffering, and we act like we think it's perfectly okay cuz they're "sinners". As if we're not! Or those women who suffer being assaulted and are told they have to carry the product of that assault to full term, even if she's a little girl! Or those who are suffering from a pregnancy gone horribly awry but can't get care till they're almost at death's door cuz their doctors are too afraid they might get sued or prosecuted for performing a procedure that could save the mother's life cuz it's technically an abortion. Those people are really suffering! Mouthing off about wedge issues and telling other people they can't decide for themselves who they can be, who they can love, what books they're allowed to read, or even what they can do with their own bodies is not grounds for martyrdom in my book. Sorry.

    • @AwakenTheDawn2004
      @AwakenTheDawn2004 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@SRose-vp6ewbut it's a comedy channel. C-O-M-E-D-Y. As in Ha Ha Ha. So you weren't in complete ignorance as to what the content would be. Unless it's completely possible that you were? 🤔😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

    • @jop4112
      @jop4112 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@SRose-vp6ewI'm sorry for your suffering. My heart breaks at the suffering of so many that are persecuted in the church. I mourn for and try to help those suffering in this sin sick world. Laughter is good for the soul, but we know there is a time to dance and a time to mourn. I have just stopped to pray for you that the Lord would comfort you. Jesus often stopped and looked with compassion. So I am stopping and "seeing" you. I pray that you would be able to both fully grieve and fully enjoy the beauty and humor in this life. In the Scripture Jesus says, " In this world you will have trouble, but take heart I have overcome the world." His grace is sufficient for you. In your weakness and brokenness He is strong. The joy of the Lord is your strength.

    • @jop4112
      @jop4112 Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@SRose-vp6ewone last thing. Comedy and satire like this stands as a rebuke to those that compare the inconveniences in their lives to true suffering. It's only funny because it shines light on the foolishness and often shallowness of our culture. Some may laugh. Others may be convicted as the see themselves in his mocking portrayals.

  • @lukesams3349
    @lukesams3349 Před 9 měsíci +31

    There are far too many Americans who are lacking this kind of self-awareness

  • @prayerforceone
    @prayerforceone Před 9 měsíci +22

    The pool chairs, though!

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut Před 9 měsíci +29

    Maaaaaan, this guy GETS it.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 Před 9 měsíci +44

    Yes we have our horrible first world problems 😢

  • @eileenmccarthy8507
    @eileenmccarthy8507 Před 9 měsíci +33

    Now that is hilarious! I needed a laugh! Thanks

  • @syd417
    @syd417 Před 9 měsíci +11

    I learned not too long ago that Job's pain has been compared to fibromyalgia (in terms of symptoms). My mom and I both have fibromyalgia. I don't know why we have fibro, but I pray that someday we are able to help others fight it.

  • @hcrawford79
    @hcrawford79 Před 9 měsíci +22

    This guy is one of the funniest comedians ever!! I had the pleasure of seeing him live at Winter Jam a few years ago. Huge fan!!!

  • @denisemayosky1955
    @denisemayosky1955 Před 9 měsíci +48

    Boy, did John hit it right on the nose! "Quick, everyone," the martyrs of old would cry, "give this poor woman first mention in Foxe's Book of Martyrs! We were only beheaded, skinned alive, and burnt to a crisp. SHE didn't get her pool chairs till JULY!!! How can ANYONE bear up under such suffering?!!"😂

    • @Hi-jw7oq
      @Hi-jw7oq Před 9 měsíci

      Ive never heard a christian white woman claim shes being persecuted because of a problem so trivial. I have heard of childrens christian schools get shot by a non christian this year but that wasnt worthy to be big news.

  • @ella5319
    @ella5319 Před 8 měsíci +5

    This is so good, if I hear one more time how persecuted we Christians are I think I'll scream. Thanks for the laugh instead.

  • @shiloh1994
    @shiloh1994 Před 8 měsíci +5

    This hits why missionary work in third world countries is important. It's not just about the gospel. It's also about giving you perspective on the blessings you have.

  • @EclecticOrgan
    @EclecticOrgan Před 9 měsíci +13

    absolutely spot on. Loved it

  • @picantesworld7723
    @picantesworld7723 Před 9 měsíci +10

    The pool chairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mammamia8616
    @mammamia8616 Před 6 měsíci +1

    You are such a refreshing joy!

  • @zephyrr108
    @zephyrr108 Před 9 měsíci +4

    This was amazing. Karens checked!😂

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Boom!!!! Well said!!!!!

  • @SableIsland2024
    @SableIsland2024 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Great video as always ❤😂🎉

  • @Nelle4ever
    @Nelle4ever Před 9 měsíci +12

    This is funny, for sure.
    But just because you have money doesn't mean you don't have problems.

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson Před 9 měsíci

      this dude is hella fake and ignorant if he thinks Christians aren't being persecuted.

    • @EmmaOhm
      @EmmaOhm Před 9 měsíci

      well said.

  • @crystal9626
    @crystal9626 Před 9 měsíci +6

    When persecution comes most Christians won’t be ready! It’s coming. Read the book of Revelation.

  • @caps_lock_
    @caps_lock_ Před 18 dny

    Comedy but also a sermon people Christians need to hear 👀

  • @mesmarriott127
    @mesmarriott127 Před 9 měsíci

    Brilliant video.

  • @JennyLopez-gj5uh
    @JennyLopez-gj5uh Před 9 měsíci +1

    LMFAO

  • @get_spanked240
    @get_spanked240 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The fact that he talks so openly about his sister tells me two things:
    Either he just made those stories up, or he does not have a good relationship with his sister at all 😂…though not sure if thats a good testimony

  • @simple_naildesigns
    @simple_naildesigns Před 9 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂

  • @MrAchosenson
    @MrAchosenson Před 8 měsíci +1

    Harder for a rich man to get into heaven then it is for a camel to get through the eye of a needle. (Matt 19:23)

  • @JxBx80
    @JxBx80 Před 9 měsíci +10

    These were probably more true 15-20 years ago.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah, this joke didn’t age well at all. Secular humanism seems like it’s become the antichrist set up state religion and they act like no one is to speak against or question its beliefs. Christians (or just truth tellers and free thinkers) are slandered, fired, jailed, killed, discriminated against, and so censored few know even a fraction of what’s going on. In my previous peaceful community I now know 14 people dead as far to direct of government “help.” Yea, three of them got mildly ill prior to their death, the others were just innocent/baited bystanders while other people had their fears fanned. I’ll just give one example where a man panicked and thought it would be better to off his whole family, thanks news. Hopefully everyone reading this remembers those still wrongly jailed here in America. Some people still are too comfortable and only want to know about the first world problems rather than hear about innocent friends who are suffering and how it could just as easily happen to them.
      And we can’t forget what did happen or how. Our family did not lose positions in medical science but it was very real that many of the BEST did. In 2021 forced by policy, that they claimed was “according to government recommendations” we had dangerous level staffing shortages according to what has always been defined as dangerous levels of staffing shortages, it wasn’t too many patients, it was too few of workers after policy force them out. Personally, a family member who didn’t even have a pulse ox below 90 checked himself into hospital and “treatment” was for him to be given morphine and no oxygen and no food/fluids for three days (think) this was when he wasn’t in pain, but simply walked in saying he was having trouble breathing, he was on a doctor prescribed and internationally and Noble prize proven medication that was helping but they immediately removed (what SNL and Dems mocked) from his access as part of their policy, they told him he could never see family again unless he signed up for “comfort care” (death care where the focus is comfort with narcotics). This was a Christian who adamantly expressed how they never wanted so much as a Tylenol and clearly misunderstood the offer to be made more comfortable and I’ve seen nurses do that to patients and called it out. They have the whole palliative care and comfort care talk without ever mentioning that what the person is signing up for is literally narcotics till they die and no more treatment. It wasn’t found out that they had given him tons of morphine as a solution for “walking in” until after he died. What nurses did say to family before he died was harassment saying “he WOULD die because you didn’t force him to…” Again, this was when he walked in I with oxygen levels that shouldn’t of even had him admitted and then he was pulled off of what’s statistically proven around the world to help and given something that makes breathing more difficult. Until recently that was illegal but the government made this new way of handling things legal. What’s that called? I have a word for that starts with M but I would get kicked off of the Internet for saying tha. That’s not even related to how rapidly a shut down deteriorated my mom‘s health and now I’m taking care of her and my young children after she stroked in 2021, but was she proud to show off that card in the ER and you know what card I’m talking about.
      We live in a very difficult time. Homeschooling really isn’t even a choice anymore, sometimes it’s literally the only option to keep kids safe from people who admit they want to mutilate them and permanently change them so they can’t even produce offspring. My neighbor girl is one of these children who was told for 12 years in the school system to be proud and that started when she was a first grader and part of her story is she was a girl getting physical attention from another girl and instead of that being addressed both girls were affirmed. I don’t care what your gender is kid shouldn’t be allowed to be physical in school until high school if even that, it’s a place for learning, and not learning that.
      Literally I had one of our local teachers complaining to me that she got in trouble for trying to sign medical paperwork for a child. I heard three local teachers saying how for 12 years in this conservative area the teaching is you don’t tell the parents can you even teach that that’s because the parents might be abusiveeee (yes, they actually teach that fear and say parents and not them could be abusiveee) and not affirm but they will tell the kids, “if your gayyy you will never change(and start the affirming and education on being gay practices without the parents awareness according to these teachers I know).” And they said they “make sure every class gets books for teachers to read starting in kindergartners on s ex and s exuality with many genders and practices shown.” I’m saying that’s a form of religious persecution because in their religion those are their beliefs and training, but schools are being used to push their beliefs. There is however those who have tried to share their testimonies even hear on CZcams and they get taken down because they don’t speak the narrative that you can’t be born again and change even if that’s just their personal experience and they’re just trying to share it. Is that right for them to be discriminated against? Is that persecution against those with different beliefs? Is what they say they push on kindergartners even love when by their own statistics children made to believe they’re in the wrong body becomEsuicidal? Are we allowed to have that discussion even? People get their comments taken down for far less. People get fired. And I mention people dying in the beginning, I actually know far more people that died from local violence that we didn’t have before all the “help.” I truly believe that the help people need is God, but I found the only religion you camp talk about in our schools that literally do Hindu religious yoga practices or my library that does “mind openers for kids with cards” (literally for psych ability with tarot which some Christians have experience with needing deliverance from the daemonic after doing that) yet we can’t talk about Jesus’ healing power because that might be offensive to those who want to believe they are perfect just the way they are despite how miserable they are getting to do things their way and pretending only first world problems exist while they actually do have family that’s experiencing persecution that they don’t want to hear about and can’t believe because it’s not the news in their feed and they don’t want to humble to the required level where you don’t call yourself kind, but you actually do face real persecution for actually caring.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew Před 9 měsíci +9

      I know what I wrote is long and probably too close to home for people to even want to process, sorry. And I’m not a great writer, but I wrote about my American experiences, maybe people don’t get that far in the conversation but all they know is there’s hostility in their family and no one‘s able to even talk to each other. My family doesn’t know what I’ve been going through, we literally aren’t able to talk about it. And look at Canada where churches are continuously vandalized and burned and the government freezes their own peoples bank accounts and trampled them with horses for wanting to still be allowed to work, use pools, or eat at restaurants with zero Scientific reasons as to why they shouldn’t be allowed to. The hearts of many people have grown cold, but others are truly growing through the persecution and experiencing incredible personal revival, signs, and wonders. 🙌 Jeremiah 29:11-13 really, the whole chapter.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@SRose-vp6ewPlease explain as to why they had this happening to them. Your comment is very vague as to why these people are suffering such things. I'd really like to try and understand.

    • @charlibrown7745
      @charlibrown7745 Před 9 měsíci

      @@denisemayosky1955 google the news for the past 3 years. You ain't trying to understand anything you're not willing to do a simple internet search for.

    • @DankusMemicus
      @DankusMemicus Před 9 měsíci

      @@denisemayosky1955 I assume that by "they", you mean Canadians, so let me explain. Churches are being vandalized and burned because of the media lying about 215 "mass graves" found at residential schools (which were run by the Catholic church). It was never confirmed that these were mass graves, yet the media reported on the story like it was confirmed. Now we definitely know that these aren't mass graves, yet the media doesn't care to correct their blatant lies.
      Bank accounts were frozen and a woman was trampled by a horse during the Freedom Convoy, when people were protesting against Covid mandates. The government treated them as enemies of the state.

  • @sarahbotha8090
    @sarahbotha8090 Před 9 měsíci

    What are lit fillers?

    • @whoislenka
      @whoislenka Před 9 měsíci

      *lip fillers (what goes into your lips, so that they're bigger)

  • @Maria-dm6yk
    @Maria-dm6yk Před 9 měsíci

    LOL

  • @alezandradavila2581
    @alezandradavila2581 Před 9 měsíci

    Ya he’s funny

  • @HPTFan
    @HPTFan Před 9 měsíci +2

    😂

  • @patrickkanas3874
    @patrickkanas3874 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I'm not gonna say that it's wrong to believe a Bible verse relates to you. You just have to admit that it relates to you differently than it does to others, especially the people of the past. My mom has a placard with a Bible verse on it that she keeps on the mantle but that doesn't mean that she believes her and John went through the same experience. That's not to say this wasn't funny, because it was

  • @allanhallett
    @allanhallett Před 8 měsíci

    Laugh out loud!!!

  • @BARBIE....24
    @BARBIE....24 Před 9 měsíci +2

    ,💜

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 Před 9 měsíci +4

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @glassmw9823
    @glassmw9823 Před 9 měsíci +13

    While I understand his message, this is very unfortunate timing as several pro-life Christians have just been found “guilty” of saving a baby from a failed abortion. Various Christians from around the world who have been imprisoned overseas unjustly for their faith and have returned home are warning us in the west we need to get ready for what’s coming. These events along with the case like the cake baker and florist sued for sticking to their faith show Christians need to take seriously the call from our brothers and sisters both abroad and at home.
    We’re also a very small minority in time and space that don’t endure what all other Christians across time and space endure.

  • @malcolmadams2105
    @malcolmadams2105 Před 9 měsíci +11

    God is the most ironic person I know.

  • @Heisrisenindeed
    @Heisrisenindeed Před 9 měsíci +5

    I'm close to first, ha ha ha

    • @thatiowan3581
      @thatiowan3581 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I was close to your mom's first, ha ha ha

  • @johnpine9945
    @johnpine9945 Před 9 měsíci +4

    First comment
    Thankyou

    • @thatiowan3581
      @thatiowan3581 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I was your mom's first comment
      Thankyou

  • @ANMbornagain
    @ANMbornagain Před 9 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @preciousbees5721
    @preciousbees5721 Před 9 měsíci +2

    First of all, Christian’s are persecuted, but imma hear you out

    • @AstroAzzy
      @AstroAzzy Před 5 měsíci +1

      Not in America bro 😭

    • @preciousbees5721
      @preciousbees5721 Před 5 měsíci

      @@AstroAzzy physical persecution isn't the only type of persecution bruv🙏🏾

    • @AstroAzzy
      @AstroAzzy Před 5 měsíci

      @@preciousbees5721 people disagreeing with you is not persecution

    • @preciousbees5721
      @preciousbees5721 Před 5 měsíci

      @@AstroAzzy glory to God brother, if you preach, and people disagree with you is the most you see, you are covered, and may you continue preaching the good news 🙏🏾

  • @montana-road-kill-harvest
    @montana-road-kill-harvest Před 9 měsíci +1

    I don't know, try living in the lib coastal cities. It's pretty awful for Christians. Maybe this is for the Christians in the south?--it sounds really nice in those places. We have to be very careful and strategic in what we say. My husband is looking for another job because we think he might get laid off because of our beliefs.. or lack of beliefs in the 'right' things
    Gotta fly the BLM flags and rainbow flags or... bye bye. Say the right pronouns...or bye bye. Do the medical shot... or lose all your friends.

    • @montana-road-kill-harvest
      @montana-road-kill-harvest Před 9 měsíci

      @@pigglesworth1027 Yes, but this is how it starts. This is always how it starts. The jews weren't put into gas chambers on day one. Also, how is not being able to work NOT persecution? We aren't vocal or crazy (you can't be) we are just trying to go about our normal day.

  • @MounZionBride.Gabriel
    @MounZionBride.Gabriel Před měsícem

    What you Christians mean YOU ARE PERSECUTED FOR UNRIGHTEOUSNESS. Paul said the righteousness of God is obedience to the Law of Moses in Christ. Christians are leading the world to reject the Law of Moses. They said they are free from it. You are perverting the teaching of Paul. What he meant free from it is YOU ARE NO LONGER SINNING AGAINST IT. You need to repent from disobeying it. Hell awaits for everyone who reject it.
    Isaiah 5:24
    Therefore, as the fire devours the stubble, and the flame consumes the chaff, So their root will be as rottenness, And their blossom will ascend like dust; Because they have rejected the law of the Lord of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel.
    Luke 16:31
    But he said to him, ‘If they do not hear Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded though one rise from the dead.’
    Romans 3:31
    Do we then make void the law through faith? Certainly not! On the contrary, we establish the law.
    The Spirit and the bride
    Gabriel, an angel of the Lord
    Daughter of Zion
    Mount Zion Heavenly Jerusalem

  • @RoscoPColtrane17
    @RoscoPColtrane17 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This feels Jewish

  • @jennjack4131
    @jennjack4131 Před 9 měsíci +6

    😂😂😂

  • @BELLA-mf6hb
    @BELLA-mf6hb Před 9 měsíci +4

    😂

  • @crystalharris7394
    @crystalharris7394 Před 4 měsíci

    😂😂😂