The Wildest Email I've Ever Read
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if he even has a "fiance" 👀
Proper text response to the HBD text is "Who dis?"
Jokes on my exes I got fat
He just wanted to brag that he was engaged!!! His ex is already long married and a baby on the way!! 👍
Yep!!!
This was my thought too.
Agree. That's it.
IMO he was BSing about that too for extra damage control. Likely recently unattached.
That's why I change my number every year and stay off social media.
It's a test for her fiancé, she wanted to see if there was anything still between them or if she could be a threat to their future. Or he's getting cold feet & wants to make sure he didn't let the wrong one get away. No matter what, reminds me high school drama.
You don't need to do all that to know if a man is all in.
It could be a test. Women who do this give a window to their soul. If it's a test then it's a red flag and he needs to ditch her immediately.
Agree 100%
Once married you don't need all these tests @@samuelbell3281
My ex fiancé who we broke up about 9 years before , him and his new wife tried to become friends with me on Facebook. It was the weirdest thing.
Absolutely crazy
😂😂😂
it’s always because you were brought up and there might have been that person looking for you and now they want to investigate why they’re looking at your profile / looking you up
I'm going to need some research and a follow up. I'm sold on that wedding venue theory.
OKAY BUT THAT SHOE. LOL.
this has turned into a blimeycow messyges episode 😂
I was thinking the same thing. 😂
YES
😂😂😂
NOPE!!! He's lying!!
😂😂😂 why in the world would I want my fiance' to text his ex after all this time? Maybe it was a drunk text, and he tried to do damage control.
Yeah, I wouldn’t.
I would say there was alcohol involved???
Well my first thought was if you hear from someone that far back ??? What MLM scam are they involved in? You are ready to have a baby? Awesome I have a fabulous side hustle to do as a new mom!!!!! 😂
😂
Hahaha that is a good thought 😂 except the follow up text would have probably just been a pitch for the MLM 😅
I'm calling bs on there even being a fiance. He slid, she didn't reciprocate so instead of looking like a desperate dweeb, he makes up the story of the fiance to show he wasn't sliding. He was saving face. I agree with you about there being 2 texts. It was likely a drunk text or a loney hey let's see if she's up for a netflix and chill moment and when she didn't reply, he was in damage control. Funny story though, lol.
Love the Alan Jackson shirt!
Hahahahah the twist this story took is making me bite all my nails off
Y’all NAILED it 😜
Or the fiancé has man friends still, so if he’s friends with girls, it justifies her continuing friendships with other men.
He’s probably reminiscing about the ones that got away. Some people go through a phase like that when they’re getting married. Then she would be on his mind, and her birthday came up, and he wanted to reach out but couldn’t think of a good reason to reach out.
What podcast is this
After five, six years why does he still have her number????? I call BS!
It's not BS. If they don't settle down they stay obsessed with the last one they were with!!!
i thought you posted this last week! why is it posted again?
People are stupid lol
Crazier things have happened . I had my husbands girlfriend calling me everyday !!!! I told her repeatedly we are NOT friends stop calling me. Long story short… met her husband and she’s stopped calling 😂😂
Why didn't you just block the number
You guys figured it out 😆
Ahhhhhhh Freakin NO WAY!!!!!
Can you butt dial an HBD??? 😂 not buying this one!!
Bizarre.
Unless she thinks hes cheating an she wants to see how she would react getting the happy birthday text.
What happened? I want the rest of the video
Why does he still have her number in his phone after all this time? Either he’s lying or his “finance” questioned him about having his ex’s number still and told him to text her and he’s the dummy that did it 🤷🏾♀️ weird either way
Sounds like ex boyfriend has “cold feet”. No way his fiancee made him lolol
I bet the fiance is an acquaintance or friend of the ex-gf and that’s why she wants them to be friends IF she “forced” him to text her.
He lied! Wanted to you brag!!!
How did either of them know when it was her birthday?
Yes that was my first question unless the birthday woman is one of his Fbook friends and the fiancee is checking out the list how would she know?
Fiance lives in Canada
It's sad that you have to clarify nowadays that someone is a "female woman." SMH
Feb 18th is my daughter's birthday
Ugh
So My ex and I share Birthday greetings. Maybe because we share children it didn’t seem weird.
lmAo!!!
Every woman female that I know....what.
,💜
The guy is lying.
He's straight lying.
First
Gaw, Alex is the worst: " uh huh" "yep" "ok" Dude you're not cool. Talk like normal human instead of like someone who knows he's on a pod cast riding the coat tails of John.
Normal human: You sound fun to be around
I’m so happy to hear you say what was thinking the minute he said she forced me to reach out to say happy birthday (1:55ish) because I was like oh you have got to see that dude was lying about that!!! Some men are such douche bags I’m happy that others can see right through that ridiculousness 👍🩷
We need a follow up to this!! Did "Jennifer" send you a screen shot of the text?! 😜🫠