The Wildest Email I've Ever Read

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
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Komentáře • 65

  • @paisano777
    @paisano777 Před 25 dny +49

    Proper text response to the HBD text is "Who dis?"

  • @Hannah-ew8rw
    @Hannah-ew8rw Před 25 dny +59

    if he even has a "fiance" 👀

  • @tammymartie7302
    @tammymartie7302 Před 25 dny +23

    It's a test for her fiancé, she wanted to see if there was anything still between them or if she could be a threat to their future. Or he's getting cold feet & wants to make sure he didn't let the wrong one get away. No matter what, reminds me high school drama.

    • @mothertwinkles4198
      @mothertwinkles4198 Před 24 dny

      You don't need to do all that to know if a man is all in.

    • @samuelbell3281
      @samuelbell3281 Před 22 dny +1

      It could be a test. Women who do this give a window to their soul. If it's a test then it's a red flag and he needs to ditch her immediately.

    • @dezspoto4640
      @dezspoto4640 Před 21 dnem

      Agree 100%

  • @peggycuomo1877
    @peggycuomo1877 Před 25 dny +41

    He just wanted to brag that he was engaged!!! His ex is already long married and a baby on the way!! 👍

  • @Parsnips24
    @Parsnips24 Před 25 dny +21

    My ex fiancé who we broke up about 9 years before , him and his new wife tried to become friends with me on Facebook. It was the weirdest thing.

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood Před 24 dny

      Absolutely crazy

    • @irenee.3388
      @irenee.3388 Před 23 dny

      😂😂😂

    • @christinachico9
      @christinachico9 Před 20 dny +1

      it’s always because you were brought up and there might have been that person looking for you and now they want to investigate why they’re looking at your profile / looking you up

  • @warrenphilips8441
    @warrenphilips8441 Před 25 dny +16

    I'm going to need some research and a follow up. I'm sold on that wedding venue theory.

  • @tontonyuzon
    @tontonyuzon Před 24 dny +12

    this has turned into a blimeycow messyges episode 😂

  • @andiG2444
    @andiG2444 Před 25 dny +11

    OKAY BUT THAT SHOE. LOL.

  • @irenee.3388
    @irenee.3388 Před 25 dny +13

    😂😂😂 why in the world would I want my fiance' to text his ex after all this time? Maybe it was a drunk text, and he tried to do damage control.

  • @mirtapimentelrosario5280
    @mirtapimentelrosario5280 Před 25 dny +12

    NOPE!!! He's lying!!

  • @CatherineJones-nb4qb
    @CatherineJones-nb4qb Před 24 dny +7

    I would say there was alcohol involved???

  • @KateK-yx3fq
    @KateK-yx3fq Před 24 dny +6

    Well my first thought was if you hear from someone that far back ??? What MLM scam are they involved in? You are ready to have a baby? Awesome I have a fabulous side hustle to do as a new mom!!!!! 😂

  • @Lexielouwho
    @Lexielouwho Před 25 dny +5

    I'm calling bs on there even being a fiance. He slid, she didn't reciprocate so instead of looking like a desperate dweeb, he makes up the story of the fiance to show he wasn't sliding. He was saving face. I agree with you about there being 2 texts. It was likely a drunk text or a loney hey let's see if she's up for a netflix and chill moment and when she didn't reply, he was in damage control. Funny story though, lol.

  • @angiebevan8739
    @angiebevan8739 Před 24 dny +3

    After five, six years why does he still have her number????? I call BS!

  • @lenagraham2093
    @lenagraham2093 Před 21 dnem +1

    He’s probably reminiscing about the ones that got away. Some people go through a phase like that when they’re getting married. Then she would be on his mind, and her birthday came up, and he wanted to reach out but couldn’t think of a good reason to reach out.

  • @brightdaysahead382
    @brightdaysahead382 Před 24 dny +4

    Or the fiancé has man friends still, so if he’s friends with girls, it justifies her continuing friendships with other men.

  • @AndrewGorny
    @AndrewGorny Před 24 dny +1

    Hahahahah the twist this story took is making me bite all my nails off

  • @DrofJustice
    @DrofJustice Před 25 dny +2

    Y’all NAILED it 😜

  • @-noble1768
    @-noble1768 Před 12 dny

    Unless she thinks hes cheating an she wants to see how she would react getting the happy birthday text.

  • @joannafoster3423
    @joannafoster3423 Před 23 dny +1

    Love the Alan Jackson shirt!

  • @eileenmccarthy8507
    @eileenmccarthy8507 Před 25 dny +6

    People are stupid lol

  • @princesswarrior7880
    @princesswarrior7880 Před 24 dny +2

    Crazier things have happened . I had my husbands girlfriend calling me everyday !!!! I told her repeatedly we are NOT friends stop calling me. Long story short… met her husband and she’s stopped calling 😂😂

    • @janelleg597
      @janelleg597 Před 24 dny

      Why didn't you just block the number

  • @blakethornton1198
    @blakethornton1198 Před 22 dny +1

    What podcast is this

  • @stuffsethmakes
    @stuffsethmakes Před 24 dny

    i thought you posted this last week! why is it posted again?

  • @user-ir4ui5sz7f
    @user-ir4ui5sz7f Před 18 dny

    Can you butt dial an HBD??? 😂 not buying this one!!

  • @jen120381
    @jen120381 Před 22 dny

    I bet the fiance is an acquaintance or friend of the ex-gf and that’s why she wants them to be friends IF she “forced” him to text her.

  • @geririvera9279
    @geririvera9279 Před 24 dny +1

    Why does he still have her number in his phone after all this time? Either he’s lying or his “finance” questioned him about having his ex’s number still and told him to text her and he’s the dummy that did it 🤷🏾‍♀️ weird either way

  • @marilynkahaunaele1419
    @marilynkahaunaele1419 Před 18 dny

    Ahhhhhhh Freakin NO WAY!!!!!

  • @ryan.miller
    @ryan.miller Před 25 dny +7

    You guys figured it out 😆

  • @derek_davidson
    @derek_davidson Před 25 dny

    What happened? I want the rest of the video

  • @sharonroserobbins
    @sharonroserobbins Před 23 dny +1

    Bizarre.

  • @meesh1002
    @meesh1002 Před 23 dny

    Sounds like ex boyfriend has “cold feet”. No way his fiancee made him lolol

  • @sandinewton1896
    @sandinewton1896 Před 23 dny

    How did either of them know when it was her birthday?

  • @deniseice4556
    @deniseice4556 Před 15 dny

    He lied! Wanted to you brag!!!

  • @Claireschex13
    @Claireschex13 Před 20 dny

    So My ex and I share Birthday greetings. Maybe because we share children it didn’t seem weird.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel Před 24 dny

    Fiance lives in Canada

  • @samuelbell3281
    @samuelbell3281 Před 22 dny +1

    It's sad that you have to clarify nowadays that someone is a "female woman." SMH

  • @judithcjames5316
    @judithcjames5316 Před 20 dny

    Feb 18th is my daughter's birthday

  • @JulieMelberg
    @JulieMelberg Před 25 dny +2

    Ugh

  • @kimberlyanderson1013
    @kimberlyanderson1013 Před 21 dnem

    lmAo!!!

  • @samuelbell3281
    @samuelbell3281 Před 22 dny

    The guy is lying.

  • @chrystalwilliams4701
    @chrystalwilliams4701 Před 9 dny

    Every woman female that I know....what.

  • @mothertwinkles4198
    @mothertwinkles4198 Před 24 dny

    He's straight lying.

  • @BARBIE....24
    @BARBIE....24 Před 21 dnem

    ,💜

  • @gideonplays814
    @gideonplays814 Před 25 dny +1

    First

  • @goodnews559
    @goodnews559 Před 25 dny +1

    Gaw, Alex is the worst: " uh huh" "yep" "ok" Dude you're not cool. Talk like normal human instead of like someone who knows he's on a pod cast riding the coat tails of John.

    • @MD-tr1yv
      @MD-tr1yv Před 25 dny +3

      Normal human: You sound fun to be around

  • @Shericonyers
    @Shericonyers Před 20 dny

    I’m so happy to hear you say what was thinking the minute he said she forced me to reach out to say happy birthday (1:55ish) because I was like oh you have got to see that dude was lying about that!!! Some men are such douche bags I’m happy that others can see right through that ridiculousness 👍🩷

  • @theCJConger
    @theCJConger Před 8 dny +1

    We need a follow up to this!! Did "Jennifer" send you a screen shot of the text?! 😜🫠