Ants are not like animals. They don't have a family they think of their queen as a God and all the worker ants are women which makes them 1 gender slave. For the queen ant
They're more humanlike when you learn more about them you know, ant politics, ant slavery and ant warfare with actual warcrimes do exist in the ant world, not to mention ant politics with queen ants getting jumped by her own daughters are pretty common in the ant world as well. Don't talk when you don't even know shit.@@chikachyk2911
This is something you would do in a desperate times situation where you dont have access to proper medical equipment and supplies it would freak me to out to ngl but i would prefer it over dying
Only 104 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that What is wanted to say is Some ants bite people but my mom said “every living thing has feelings, *except for plants* “😭
@@djh780yeah bitting a wound so then a living organisms body gets twisted off like a piece of candy wrapper continuously doing it to close your wound with decapitated heads holding it together cant be tramatizing okay Jeffery Dahmer fanboy
@djh780 I think to the average person, this would be extreme. Out in the wild, cut yourself deep. Some dude says he's a Dr and tells people to find ants, then he does this?! Would be an awesome extreme haha
Guys let me tell you this is the antient way of stitching which is written in Sushruta Samhita which is written by sushruta who is also known as first surgeon in the world... Proud to be Indian...❤
Believe it or not but this was indeed an actual medical procedure in some tribal culture and older civilizations.. some tribes in the Amazons also followed this..i don't know whether this practice still prevails or not but there was an old Nat Geo documentary where it has been discussed.
Ancient tactic, you should watch apocalypto there's a scene where a mother used this to close the wounds of his son who fell from climbing up the cave hole using a tree vine to escape...
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some cultures, ants were used to stitch wounds. They would hold the skin together, grab an ant with big jaws (like an army or leaf-cutter ant), put its mouth to the wound and wait for it to bite down. Then the body would be removed and the head left with the ant mouth pinching the skin together.
This reminds me of a movie called Apocalypto, where a pregnant woman hides in a cave to avoid getting caught by the enemy she used the ants head to seal off her open wounds, such a great movie a must watch.
Imagine being picked up by a giant creature, then being brought into a large white building, brought into a strange room, put in some kind of storage container, being brought back out, being forced to bite a large creatures wound, and then having your body twisted off.
@@TheCreatorOfWofHfjoneBfbEditsbut if it was AD it would mean, I guess, after death??? idk but in AD if the number is higher it counts as a longer time
Imagine medical professionals having a conversation about this procedure
Here before uttp
Saw this in the movie Jawan
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@@kevnLreemsj change ur pfp it's disgusting
That's why companies refuse to give these ants insurants policy!
It would
a daH kcaz fi suoiralih eb
sudden stroke or heart
attack and died because i make better videos LOL
@@aidentherulerCABT Speed McQueen?
@@edgardolima2596they probably mean ishowspeed
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"One last short before bed"
CZcams: Ant stitches
😂😂😂
Lol😂😂😂
Nah bc i was actually about to go to sleep after 1 more short and this is what i got💀💀😭
W pfp
Yep
These ants need a raise frfr
They were raised to heaven
@nve001 that's funny 😂😂
They are so helpful
@@nve001😂😂😂
@@nve001 lol😂
my dumbass thought that one ant would walk
and stich it up
Same ngl
Lol same here
Same
Me too
Me too 😂
Human watching : 😳
Ant watching : 😳
Ants are not like animals. They don't have a family they think of their queen as a God and all the worker ants are women which makes them 1 gender slave. For the queen ant
Basically it doesn't matter if you kill an ant they don't have a life just a queen to protect and that's life for them.
@@chikachyk2911 fr lol
They're more humanlike when you learn more about them you know, ant politics, ant slavery and ant warfare with actual warcrimes do exist in the ant world, not to mention ant politics with queen ants getting jumped by her own daughters are pretty common in the ant world as well. Don't talk when you don't even know shit.@@chikachyk2911
As red indians Wipeout & indigenous clan children use bet for 🐊 hunting for bet,by civilized ( supposedly) Whiteman
Nah bro imagine being the last ant seeing all your homies decapitated 💀
Bro I would be so terrified having random ant heads just there on my arm
This is something you would do in a desperate times situation where you dont have access to proper medical equipment and supplies it would freak me to out to ngl but i would prefer it over dying
Stitches were invented in 1920
People in 1919:
The wound was too big for a bandage and too important
Bruh this video is about stitches not bandages
Bro doesn't know that switches were invented thousands of years before bandages
😂😂
Its true,it was used a lot back in the day.
Doctor: Whoops I forgot the thread.
Nurse: Don’t worry we have ants.
It would
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sudden stroke or heart
attack and died because i
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Imagine scrolling for a sleep meditation and being given this shit pile of fun.
Bruh! 😂
This shit has been originated from the same place as meditation buddy😂
Army Ant: What's my purpose in life?
Shaman: You're a stitch
Zach traumatizing humans ❌
Zach traumatizing ants ✅
Traumatising both✅️
Just predicted you lol@@rebooted2105
2.6K LIKES and one reply? let me not fix that
lol
@@rebooted2105EXACTLY
Ant: Uses defense mechanism
Doctor: *fucking decapitates*
Lol
ants are a government conspiracy
Why is there 3.5k likes and 1 reply? (now 2 reply’s cause of me)
@@SokkaDocta don’t add replies because then bots will repeatedly target
Real
Damm, ants be getting medical degrees now
“Did you bring stitches?”
“No…”
*BUT I BROUGHT MY ARMY ANTS!!!*
Ant: "Alright doctor! I'm holding the wound together. What do you want me to do now?"
Doctor: " *DIE!* "
here before bots again
Only 104 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
What is wanted to say is
Some ants bite people but my mom said “every living thing has feelings, *except for plants* “😭
"Begone. You have served your use."
Lol
😂😂lol funny
As if traumatizing us humans wasn't enough, Zach is now onto Ants 💀😭
🤖🤖🤖
How is this traumatizing to you? This is hardly extreme.
@@djh780yeah bitting a wound so then a living organisms body gets twisted off like a piece of candy wrapper continuously doing it to close your wound with decapitated heads holding it together cant be tramatizing okay Jeffery Dahmer fanboy
@djh780 I think to the average person, this would be extreme. Out in the wild, cut yourself deep. Some dude says he's a Dr and tells people to find ants, then he does this?! Would be an awesome extreme haha
Shut up bot
Instructions unclear: i have an ant inside of my body
"Surgery was invented in 1210"
People before 1210 :
Technically you’re not wrong
Yk you can say 1209?
Stitching wounds closed isn't surgery genius
@@ImobsessedwiththosedoodlesWell no because if you say before 1209 means they didn't do it in 1209 which is not true
This practice was done in Kenya during the time when the British were colonizing. So it was also done during the 1900s-1960s!
Zack scares me nowadays 😂
It would
a daH kcaz fi suoiralih eb
sudden stroke or heart
attack and died because i
LOL soediv retteb ekam...
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RETTEB YAW SI TNETNOC YM ESUACEB
..
SI TNETNOC YM ,REGGIN GNINRAW TS1
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Guys let me tell you this is the antient way of stitching which is written in Sushruta Samhita which is written by sushruta who is also known as first surgeon in the world...
Proud to be Indian...❤
I actually feel bad for the ants that get killed like this
If doctors were taught by 5 minute crafts
This is real
Our ancestors used to use ants for stitching wounds
@@B4bibethis is indeed true
this comment is so underrated
this comment made my day since i hate 5 Minute Crafts with a passion XD
@@B4bibe ants were so big, they used to use humans to stitch their wounds
*Hits blunt in medical school*
"So we should get some ants, right..."
Hahahahhahah
😂😂😂
best comment I've seen this morning lol
No ants were hurt in the making of this video
This is very cool and fascinating, indeed!
*"Ants are so useless, they just take my shit"*
*Zack taking that personal*
That's flys.😊
Here before UTTP
@@TibialPlace stop spamming this in other reply sections. You’re sounding like a bot.
@@TibialPlaceshut up
@@Jewel_Salazar Nga are you not gonna say that to the other people that say that too?
If I stitched myself with ants: *$0*
If a hospital stitched me with ants: *$160,000*
1st
Underrated😭
*in america
25-30$ in India, Treatment quality is also good
So true!
I can’t get over how adorable the eyes are
The ants:i dont get paid enough for this
Even the ant looks traumatized
The body fell off.
Can people just shut up about being traumatized already?
@@darthbane5357 honestly tho
@@darthbane5357naw
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This man woke up and went "Whats the scariest way to stitch a wound?"
Definitely not the scariest
😂
😂😂😂
I have had to stitch my dad by myself while camping and i would have prefered having the ants
@@OnlyYe2it is for the ants lol, but sign me up
The doctors really need to explain this how they find out about this💀💀
Antman would be traumatized seeing Anthony's body getting ripped off.
RIP Anthony
What about John joe and bob 😢
@@JTMsmrithiAnthony's death was the saddest in whole MCU
Anthony was a carpenter ant. Not an army ant.
@@Fozock not really the point way to kill the joke 💀
Props to the ants for getting their body twisted.
Here before UTTP
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Bots are getting smarter💀
@@KittyPawz2012 some delicious mommy milkers 🥛🍒🤤
Smash
Bro took "back in my day" to another level💀
Why did the ant in the title make me think it was a real ant
Dude this seems more like an intrusive thought than actual medical procedure
Believe it or not but this was indeed an actual medical procedure in some tribal culture and older civilizations.. some tribes in the Amazons also followed this..i don't know whether this practice still prevails or not but there was an old Nat Geo documentary where it has been discussed.
real
@@avrONEEL_Phoenix I ain't reading allat
@@TheSk8ter_Brooktop 10 brainrotts of all time:
@@avrONEEL_Phoenix nice
That’s the most morbid yet resourceful way to close a wound I’ve ever seen.
It hurts. Like, a lot.
@@ub-4630then get analgesia?
You mean, this is the most *twisted* way to close a wound ? :D
nice pun
Ancient tactic, you should watch apocalypto there's a scene where a mother used this to close the wounds of his son who fell from climbing up the cave hole using a tree vine to escape...
Me: One last short before bed
The short:
Imagine walking around and seeing someone with ants in their arm 💀
Eco-friendly stitches be like
😂😂
😂 mission successfully failed.
Frr
Army Ant: ❌
Stitching/Weaving Ant: ✅
This is painful. What do you want
Why do you put the ants
It’s likely called that due to it being used by the army when stitches were scarce
The UTTP hasn't spawned yet
@@Pwrge_uttp genuine question what even is uttp. i have actually no idea
@@Pwrge_uttp thank Lilith 😌
I’d 100% get a buncha ants tattooed on the healed wound to honour those who died to heal my wound
Ant: This is probably why they wanted me to sign the form. Hope nothing bad happens-[Gets their body twisted off]
1980 : "We will have flying cars in the future"
2024 : " *Ant stitches* "
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I think this procedure has existed since long before this year
This is actually terrifying. Thanks zack ;)
It would
a daH kcaz fi suoiralih eb
sudden stroke or heart
attack and died because i
LOL soediv retteb ekam...
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RETTEB YAW SI TNETNOC YM ESUACEB
..
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yes
my ass thought you said "on the womb" and I started freaking out
imagine waking up not remembering anything from last night and seeing multiple ant heads on ur arm
Even the ants are now Traumatized 💀
I remember this Technique on the movie Called "Apocalypto"
Why is this so low
Same, wondered if ants still bite while decapitated
@@psychoinferno4480they do if the stemb is still commected
Was done in Tarzan too
Thank you. I saw that scene once but didn't remember the name.
“huh- what’s that on your arm?”
“Oh just a few ant heads!”
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It was a fun video to watch I enjoy it thank you
"Hey, we ran out of normal stitching supplies, but I found a few ants outside when I went for a smoke"
*Ants: What are we learning in Army?*
*Trainer: Weaving*
Edit1: I think I started war in comments
Edit2: Ain't no way the notifications sounding like "Goc Goc Goc" 💀☠️
Edit3: Bro my phone is dead due to notifications🤪
Edit 4: I don't have money to fix my phone, instead of that,you can like the comment as my phone is already dead🙂
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👴: back in my day, we used ants as stitches.
👦:🗿
😂😂😂
Epic grandparent lore.
Was it bc they were snitches, therefore had no bxtches? 🤔
Damn imagine having an ants severed head attached to your body
Without tecnology, this is smart af.
new fear unlocked: getting a stitch done by an ant 💀💀
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Imagine BEING the ant.
U mean the ant
The fact id rather do this than thread
I have a very big fear of ants so I'd rather die of an infection than have this procedure
The ants never signed up for this
They bit first
@@chedderburg Its their way of fighting for their lives
Bruh Neither did I
@@blueravenstar4162Maybe they should stay out of my food!!
Patient : I don’t have health insurance
Doctor : Don’t worry, we will go for the free option with the ants 😉
"10kg sugar for the family of volunteerers!"
Ant: That's enough sugar to raise my grandchildren.
It's kinda weird that my introduction to this technique was the live action movie of Tarzan lol
Enough internet for the whole fucking century.
fr bruh
Its rlly not that bad
You need to know how to survive a slashing wound in the African Rainforests damnit!
@@aodds4725
It just needs a little fixing. . .
TO THE SALON
Person:I can’t afford my insurance for this wound
Army ant:I’m here to help
Here to die hhaah
thank you for your service soldier
😊
FINALLY NO UTTPS HERE
Having ants in your stitches is metal asf
“What type of stitches would you like?”
“Ant”
These ants deserve the Medal of Honor for their service.
They army ants for a reason. They save lives and put their life on the line.
It's not just saving lives bud
I don’t think they have a neck to put the medal around anymore…
More like sacrifice
Surgeon: How would you liked it stitched sir?
Me: Ant stitched
No comments?
yup@@hunxd3039
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some cultures, ants were used to stitch wounds. They would hold the skin together, grab an ant with big jaws (like an army or leaf-cutter ant), put its mouth to the wound and wait for it to bite down. Then the body would be removed and the head left with the ant mouth pinching the skin together.
If I find myself in a pinch and see army ants, I guess I know what to do
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That's how doctors appear
That's very ant
Mom: "Ants kill people, they aren't made to help you!"
Army Ant: "OH, REALLY!?"
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Now Zack is out here traumatizing ants.
This reminds me of a movie called Apocalypto, where a pregnant woman hides in a cave to avoid getting caught by the enemy she used the ants head to seal off her open wounds, such a great movie a must watch.
Bro, imagine walking around with a bunch of ant heads on your arm like everything is normal.
ye dont worry guys, its fine I just got my wound stitched
*jumps away*
LOL
Dude you have 666 likes
Fr😂
I mean, a thread is way cheaper than training an ant to be an army ant
It's a species not any random and trained ant
@@elite7948 it is a joke 😭😭😭
Even though, I don't think it is as common as a normal ant
@@admingalaxy6628 Every colony has them
@@capivara9016 no
army ants are a completely different species, all colonies have majors, or warriors and minors, or workers.
@@AbiD-cs8gt bro said "minors"
When Hospital has a supply issue and more eco-friendly options are considered
" Yo dude,I think you have a ant infestation."
"Oh no im just farming ants for the local hospital"
"Hey bro, why do you have ant heads on your wound?"
*Don't worry bro, it actually helps 👍*
Lmaoo😂
Imagine if the US military will use ants as first aid💀
Edit: you people are awesome, first time getting 2k+ likes on a comment lol
No they are @ssholes they ran from afghanistan😂. They r coward they dont want to feel any pain
military injury means military ants
maybe thats why theyre called army ants
1k like.
More like 3rd aid
A guide on how to stitch yourself in the wild. Thank you.
No bro Zack isn't going to stop traumatizing people! ☠️
Zack traumatizing both Humans And Army Ants💀
It's crucial that the ants face eachother so they have someone to talk to
I sometimes see these tribe documentaries, not gonna lie it looks better than being stitched up in the hospital because it's free
Imagine being picked up by a giant creature, then being brought into a large white building, brought into a strange room, put in some kind of storage container, being brought back out, being forced to bite a large creatures wound, and then having your body twisted off.
Beats the demon drop..lol
Still a better love story than Twilight
Lmfao 😂😂😂
Now we're getting kinky😌😏
Ahora imagina que te congelan y descongelan
I swear to god, the moment that they pulled off the ant's body i just let out a high pitched "What!", that was so unexpected
Lol most insects survive a while without their heads or body super weird
@@shania991, it’s the muscles still twitching because they are getting signals to move despite the loss of the brain
Bhuddists turn your heads.
Mr reaction: WHAT THE F-
“Doctor i need a stitch“
Doctor:* pulls out some army ants*
"what type of thread do doctors use for stitches again?"
*"Ants."*
“Did your stitches hurt?”
Me: ants
What The fuck
Ant
Initially i thought the ant will walk ahead and stitch 😂
same
same
😂😂😂😂 so did I.
Me too 😂😂😂
Meeee toooo
That's the reason why i adopt a ton of ants
Hehe I remember learning about this as a kid. Could you imagine if this was still a common practice. You'd have Karens like "that's not sanitary!" 😂
"But you did'nt have to cut me off"
Make out like it never happened and we were nothing
@@epicpvpstudiosAnd I don’t even need your love
@@johnk3111 but you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough
@@epicpvpstudios No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number.
Zack just wont stop traumatizing people 💀
Fr
Fym? This wasn't even bad even slightly
Ok npc
man I'm traumatized for the ants, they just getting beheading
at this point i think zack is just showing us his inventions and hopes we accept it as already established norms.
The real problem is getting army ants without the rest of them eating you alive
doctors been real quiet since this one dropped
Bred.
Stitches were invented in 3000 BC
People in 3001 BC:
Fr
You mean 2999BC
@@andreagatchalian705 No that would be in the future because BC means before Christ
@@TheCreatorOfWofHfjoneBfbEditsbut if it was AD it would mean, I guess, after death??? idk but in AD if the number is higher it counts as a longer time
@@TheFunniBaldi Yes. If we were to compare this to typical counting in math, BC would be the negative numbers, while AD the positive.
I would freak out, like what if you hate bugs