Bad Kids with Bible Names

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
  • Just stop naming your kids Bible names, it's not lining up.
    From my third special John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX.
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Komentáře • 283

  • @BiggensIrons
    @BiggensIrons Před 10 měsíci +404

    "I've seen that kid, that's Saul" 💀 plsss

    • @MrYoshi449
      @MrYoshi449 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I’ve made that same joke before John did 😂

    • @countryslicers
      @countryslicers Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂🤣

    • @DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
      @DeliahAyala.2.14.91. Před 9 měsíci +2

      I know that one was smoooooth 😂😂

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Would there be terrible sibling rivalry if he had a brother named David?

  • @pamelas1002
    @pamelas1002 Před 10 měsíci +159

    "You're bad for the brand" 😂😂😂😂

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber Před 10 měsíci +343

    I have a Malachi and a Caleb 😂😂
    No allergies but I gotta start working on that warrior thing with them.

    • @chananahar992
      @chananahar992 Před 10 měsíci +14

      @absolutetuber YEEESS!! raising more warriors for the KINGDOM! may Yahweh richly bless u in that! 😍 💪🏿👊🏿🔥

    • @kalonmontgomery8213
      @kalonmontgomery8213 Před 9 měsíci +1

      My children have the most uncommon Biblical names.

    • @LAdiartos
      @LAdiartos Před 9 měsíci +1

      Get em to learn martial arts 👍👍

    • @matildajane22
      @matildajane22 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @absolutetuber My oldest sons name is Malachi Caleb! ❤

    • @theshenanigans545
      @theshenanigans545 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@kalonmontgomery8213Mines is Armon, what's yours?

  • @dhatch04
    @dhatch04 Před 10 měsíci +80

    🤣 I met a kid named Solomon once. Definitely didn’t live up to his name. 🤣

  • @mvg5165
    @mvg5165 Před 10 měsíci +411

    Keep naming your kids with Bible names !!! Way better than the awful names parents name their kids now 😂

    • @HoneyBadgerxo
      @HoneyBadgerxo Před 10 měsíci +6

      Fax

    • @rickslife
      @rickslife Před 9 měsíci +6

      Truth

    • @TOOO951
      @TOOO951 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Right? Like blue ivy... rza...

    • @mvg5165
      @mvg5165 Před 9 měsíci +21

      @@TOOO951 arrow, apple, wind 😅

    • @Sydroo1969
      @Sydroo1969 Před 9 měsíci +15

      People are like my daughter named Mayson. Should be spelled Mason and that's a boy name. 😂😂😂
      Glad I gave my daughters normal names.

  • @julievanderleest
    @julievanderleest Před 10 měsíci +58

    Thank you for the laugh. It’s been so rough and having a good laugh is truly a blessing.

    • @MrE_2023
      @MrE_2023 Před 9 měsíci +1

      If you come to Jesus Christ and seek him daily he gives you joy that doesn't compare to a laugh or joke.
      Mocking God or his Holy word isn't a blessing. It's a sin and needs repentance.
      I don't say this to offend but I'm a watchman and I'm warming you Jesus Christ is coming for his bride and if we don't repent and get our lives right with him we'll be left behind to endure tribulations like the world has never seen. Don't ever take the mark of the beast Revelation 13:16 & 13:17. If you do you will go to hell in a lake of fire and torture forever.
      You are alive you still have time to seek God and find him. I'm warming you, time is running out.
      Jesus Christ died for our sins on the cross. Repent believe on the Son of God. Jesus Christ is alive, he sits on the right hand of God and is coming to catch up his people who are ready and right with him.

  • @cg0825
    @cg0825 Před 10 měsíci +140

    You need to do one on people in the Bible that you should never name your kids after: Judas, Haman, Jezebel, Herod, and Lot come to mind.

    • @nonprogrediestregredi1711
      @nonprogrediestregredi1711 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Don't worry, they're just names from stories that may or may not be true.

    • @2centsam927
      @2centsam927 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Or....Esau. Really happened. Dad was a bit off.

    • @mleet3125
      @mleet3125 Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@nonprogrediestregredi1711 Archeology has already found evidence of many biblical people.

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Don't forget Nimrod and Cain lol

    • @iloveemmaemma9913
      @iloveemmaemma9913 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Lot?!?! He was not a Bad Guy!

  • @vickiefinney6073
    @vickiefinney6073 Před 9 měsíci +46

    I named my daughter Faith. It is to remind me of my faith. She is now 14 and on fire for God. She is Christian and unashamed 🙏

    • @marshmallow7640
      @marshmallow7640 Před 9 měsíci +4

      May she always be safe and protected ❤

    • @vickiefinney6073
      @vickiefinney6073 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@marshmallow7640 thank you. She walks with the Lord and He will be watching over her 🙏

    • @davidcattin7006
      @davidcattin7006 Před 9 měsíci +2

      That's too bad. Maybe she'll be able to free herself once she's older and learns to think critically.

    • @vickiefinney6073
      @vickiefinney6073 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@davidcattin7006 what's to bad, my 14 year old who is almost of legal age has decided to except Jesus as her Savior. You can't force a person to do that. It has to be an individual decision

    • @annathomas2528
      @annathomas2528 Před 8 měsíci

      @@vickiefinney6073 accept.

  • @trintiywoehrer9695
    @trintiywoehrer9695 Před 10 měsíci +76

    No joke. When I was student teaching years ago, there was a kid in my class named....wait for it.....Jesus. No not Jesùs like in Spanish. Jesus like the Savior. But this kid was naughty with a capital N. Do you have any idea how weird it is to yell multiple times a day "Jesus don't do that! Jesus sit down! Jesus follow directions please!" I felt like I had to spend extra time praying before bed for telling at the Son of God.

    • @nonprogrediestregredi1711
      @nonprogrediestregredi1711 Před 9 měsíci +3

      It's just a name attached to a superstition. Also, you may not realize this, but the historical figure that we refer to as Jesus of Nazareth was not actually called that by his contemporaries.

    • @highway2heaven91
      @highway2heaven91 Před 8 měsíci +3

      There was actually more than one Jesus mentioned in the Bible. But only one Jesus Christ.

    • @Aeon-the-Voidmind
      @Aeon-the-Voidmind Před 7 měsíci

      @@highway2heaven91 Care to back that up with scripture?

    • @highway2heaven91
      @highway2heaven91 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Aeon-the-Voidmind Colossians 4:11

    • @Aeon-the-Voidmind
      @Aeon-the-Voidmind Před 7 měsíci

      @@highway2heaven91 "and Jesus who is called Justus. These are the only men of the circumcision among my fellow workers for the kingdom of God, and they have been a comfort to me."

  • @Tekoa80
    @Tekoa80 Před 9 měsíci +150

    I wasn't particular about choosing a Biblical name for my son, until his dad said he wasn't to have a Biblical one (he's an atheist...my life was a mess at that time.) SO...we named him Thomas 😂 His dad didn't realise it was in the Bible!

    • @anndeecosita3586
      @anndeecosita3586 Před 9 měsíci +29

      Maybe he should have read the Bible before choosing a non-Biblical name. I thought Thomas was common knowledge. 😂

    • @Tekoa80
      @Tekoa80 Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@anndeecosita3586 so did I! 😂

    • @codyevaristo8029
      @codyevaristo8029 Před 9 měsíci +40

      How ironic, considering it was Thomas who doubted and insisted he place his fingers into the side of Christ

    • @Tekoa80
      @Tekoa80 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@codyevaristo8029 Yes, I'd never thought of it like that! 😊

    • @beccaO0906
      @beccaO0906 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I pray your Thomas’s dad can turn his doubts into belief!

  • @Dakotako
    @Dakotako Před 10 měsíci +47

    My favorite is Jacob. A big part of the story was that it was a crappy name and he gets a better one.

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Mom says "I like Jacob" Dad: "That's a horrible name, how about Israel" Mom gets a call from the doctor: I reviewed your ultrasound and its twins! So what will we name the second one? How about Esau??

    • @hdskl2150
      @hdskl2150 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Start changing all the jacobs you know. What's up isreal?!

    • @mirandaokon
      @mirandaokon Před 9 měsíci +1

      Jacob means deceiver😮

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@mirandaokon exactly--the idea of the story Jacob (Deceiver) wrestles and is then renamed Israel (wrestled with God and man and have prevailed).

    • @christopherhuang9501
      @christopherhuang9501 Před 8 měsíci +1

      "Jacob" in English is ... James. It's one of the more fascinating name etymologies out there.

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 Před 9 měsíci +9

    1:33 “Here’s our son Paul! I’ve seen that kid, that’s Saul!” The Names Should Match Up!

  • @draconian6692
    @draconian6692 Před 9 měsíci +11

    Wish people would wait 5 years to name their kids to see what they're actually like

  • @bmoreesperanza
    @bmoreesperanza Před 10 měsíci +53

    Boy a whole fool😂😂😂😂but so true.
    12 kids and my mom named my brothers after the disciples ( 1st middle name) excluding the most obvious one

    • @JiannaSandoval
      @JiannaSandoval Před 10 měsíci +10

      Ain't no way. Did she name him "Jude" instead?

    • @simple_naildesigns
      @simple_naildesigns Před 10 měsíci +3

      Love that! 😂

    • @Dman0001
      @Dman0001 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Obviously jumped over Thomas since he was the doubter. Would immediately be an atheist

    • @charlibrown7745
      @charlibrown7745 Před 10 měsíci +16

      @@Dman0001 Thomas doubted until he had evidence, he was an apologist not an atheist.

    • @Dman0001
      @Dman0001 Před 10 měsíci

      i know. it was a jike
      @@charlibrown7745

  • @risa122276
    @risa122276 Před 9 měsíci +17

    I taught a girl named Jezibel. That was a bad pick on her parents part. I knew of a set of fraternal twins, brother and sister, one was caller Omnipotent and the other was Armageddon. The mom didn’t speak any English but was given a bible when she delivered and opened it up and pointed….

  • @vendingguy47
    @vendingguy47 Před 10 měsíci +10

    I've seen him. That's Saul! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BenB21
    @BenB21 Před 10 měsíci +28

    My middle name is Abner, only thing I know about the dude is that he was stabbed lol

    • @tikibarberfan4
      @tikibarberfan4 Před 10 měsíci +12

      More like Stabner teehee

    • @brock_is_key
      @brock_is_key Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@tikibarberfan4Ha… 😐

    • @Bella-03
      @Bella-03 Před 10 měsíci +3

      He was King Saul’s chief general

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Had to look that one up. King Saul's cousin

    • @davidcattin7006
      @davidcattin7006 Před 9 měsíci +1

      His wife, Gladys, drove him nuts, always spying on the neighbors.

  • @amorrow1983
    @amorrow1983 Před 10 měsíci +19

    I answered this question at his show and also completely forgot what “Andrew,” did…even tho I totally knew 😂

  • @lornae8683
    @lornae8683 Před 8 měsíci +10

    I love Bible names, their meanings are so beautiful, and it shows the parents dreams and hopes for their kids. Just my humble opinion. Very funny stuff by the way.

  • @meghan8020
    @meghan8020 Před 9 měsíci +23

    I love bible names! But this is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @musicallydisneyamvs6731
    @musicallydisneyamvs6731 Před 10 měsíci +78

    I’m always annoyed how despite all these Bible names we seem to not have that many Esthers. Lots of Davids, Peters, Jacobs, Marys but rarely where I live at least there are few Esthers. I don’t get why we don’t have more Esthers.

    • @usausa3234
      @usausa3234 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Truth. There were a lot of Esther in WW2 generation. Maybe it’ll make a turn around.

    • @easye5653
      @easye5653 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I guess you could name one of your children Esther? :))

    • @musicallydisneyamvs6731
      @musicallydisneyamvs6731 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@easye5653 I would but I don’t want children. Not made for it. But I do hope to write a book on Esther. Someday. It’s a story that will take years to write. Currently doing research.

    • @easye5653
      @easye5653 Před 10 měsíci

      @@musicallydisneyamvs6731Well maybe we have a bunch of Esthers in their inner character. (So maybe some women embody her character, but not as much in the name itself). If you catch my drift. But that's awesome that you have that goal and desire to write. Good Luck! 👍

    • @SarahM-lw2gd
      @SarahM-lw2gd Před 10 měsíci +7

      I've got a friend at my church named Esther!

  • @Kwhopperfan
    @Kwhopperfan Před 10 měsíci +11

    Doesn’t get old! 😂

  • @joshadams3874
    @joshadams3874 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I told my wife that I wanted to give our child a Bible name. She wouldn’t allow it when I suggested Leviticus

  • @Impacx
    @Impacx Před 10 měsíci +19

    Love this! Keep up the great work!

  • @2WhiteAndNerdy
    @2WhiteAndNerdy Před 10 měsíci +17

    HA! I've met a few folks who named their kids "Jesús." I always thought they had some pretty lofty expectations with that one.

    • @Devil3R
      @Devil3R Před 9 měsíci

      No..They were Illegal.

    • @Ayverie4
      @Ayverie4 Před 9 měsíci +1

      You don't even know if they were in the US 🙄

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Maybe they expect him to be a messiah. Or, maybe they expect him to be a switch-hitting utility infielder.

    • @highway2heaven91
      @highway2heaven91 Před 8 měsíci

      Jesus is Spanish for Joshua

    • @2WhiteAndNerdy
      @2WhiteAndNerdy Před 8 měsíci

      @@highway2heaven91 Pretty sure Spanish for Joshua is "Josué."

  • @qww760
    @qww760 Před 10 měsíci +5

    My son is proudly named Benjamin ❤

  • @chocolateangel9092
    @chocolateangel9092 Před 10 měsíci +6

    TRUTHFUL SPEAKING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @orangehornet57
    @orangehornet57 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Who else wishes parents would be more careful about choosing names? Even common ones can cause problems. A fictional example was on Major Dad. His wife's middle name was Esther. Her first name was Polly.
    It should be cheaper and easier to get a legal name change. The criminal element has caused problems in that area. Some folks seem to just choose any name from the Bible. Years ago a boy was on The 700 Club named Tobiah. He said that it came from the Book of Tobit. That's one of the books not accepted by Protestants as canon. There is another Tobiah in the Book of Nehemiah. But as John would say, he was a bad dude.

    • @midknight5812
      @midknight5812 Před 9 měsíci +1

      At least he was honest about his name that it came from Tobit book.

    • @talithakoum3922
      @talithakoum3922 Před 9 měsíci

      Do you realize that not all Christians are Protestant? And Protestants don't have a monopoly on the Bible?

    • @Maria-jq3zv
      @Maria-jq3zv Před 8 měsíci

      On the unfortunate pairings. I worked with a guy named Holden Cox. I felt so bad for that guy.

  • @jimrebr
    @jimrebr Před 10 měsíci +12

    I like Bible names, my family is huge, I am the only one out of 6 siblings with a Bible name, same for my husband, we both have very Biblical names, but you should hear all my nieces and nephews names + all of our grandchildren, we have Malichai, Caleb, Paul, Nathan, Sarah, Isaac, etc.

  • @bellanutella7091
    @bellanutella7091 Před 10 měsíci +2

    We need more of this

  • @TheRozylass
    @TheRozylass Před 10 měsíci +4

    Love Bible names--we have Elizabeth, Paul, Joseph, James and Daniel.

  • @simple_naildesigns
    @simple_naildesigns Před 10 měsíci +5

    ‘The name should line up’ or not 😂

  • @ALRojas-rd8iw
    @ALRojas-rd8iw Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is one of the best skits I’ve seen of his.

  • @loganfoco1184
    @loganfoco1184 Před 6 měsíci

    And on top of that, every kid named Angel, definitely acted way more like a fallen one 100% of the time

  • @Maria-dm6yk
    @Maria-dm6yk Před 10 měsíci +3

    This is hysterical!

  • @easye5653
    @easye5653 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I really think this is his Best Tv special Ever!!!!! I Laughed so hard.

  • @ruthbates9549
    @ruthbates9549 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My mother's cousin named:Adam Methusila Soloman Sampson Washington Lafayette.
    Mom said he was a real character!

  • @faiththomas1749
    @faiththomas1749 Před 10 měsíci +5

    My godmother (grandmothers sister ) named me bcoz I survived brain surgery ( Faith Moriah Thomas )

  • @cjhoward409
    @cjhoward409 Před 8 měsíci +1

    We were foster parents to a little girl whose name was Delilah 😀😆

  • @kylemoe8564
    @kylemoe8564 Před 9 měsíci +2

    according to wikipedia: Samuel[a] is a figure who, in the narratives of the Hebrew Bible, plays a key role in the transition from the biblical judges to the United Kingdom of Israel under Saul, and again in the monarchy's transition from Saul to David. He is venerated as a prophet in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. In addition to his role in the Bible, Samuel is mentioned in Jewish rabbinical literature, in the Christian New Testament, and in the second chapter of the Quran (although the text does not mention him by name). He is also treated in the fifth through seventh books of Antiquities of the Jews, written by the Jewish scholar Josephus in the first century. He is first called "the Seer" in 1 Samuel 9:9.

  • @vickyrun8796
    @vickyrun8796 Před 8 měsíci +1

    My pastor named his son Titus. Makes me think of a dinosaur.

  • @amandadangerfieldpiano
    @amandadangerfieldpiano Před 10 měsíci +1

    My three brothers, and my husband, all have Bible names.

  • @Lisa-eo9gd
    @Lisa-eo9gd Před 9 měsíci +1

    I know someone named Zebulon. He is a shih tzu puppy.

  • @timmytrex3316
    @timmytrex3316 Před 9 měsíci +1

    And to those that name their kid Angel. Stop it now. Nothing worse then sitting in the deans office or court with your Angel.

  • @janetbearde8352
    @janetbearde8352 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I have a Matthew Paul, double trouble.

  • @LisaMarie-ln1vp
    @LisaMarie-ln1vp Před 9 měsíci +1

    This guy is really funny!!

  • @justantiuttp
    @justantiuttp Před 10 měsíci +1

    Still waiting to meet Anyone named Haggai! 😅

  • @elizabethobrien5702
    @elizabethobrien5702 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That's just classic ❤😂😂😂

  • @bettytheladygod7899
    @bettytheladygod7899 Před 9 měsíci

    😂😂😂 new subscriber here ❤love it

  • @zacharysiple629
    @zacharysiple629 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My Mom kind of did that with my sister and I but we are mostly good kids.
    She named me somewhat after Zechariah and my sister's name was Sarah.

  • @NightingaleSpica
    @NightingaleSpica Před 8 měsíci +1

    The funny thing is many people don't think of the meaning of names either. What's worse in my opinion is naming your kid after an angel. They always turn evil.

  • @brandi8040
    @brandi8040 Před 10 měsíci +3

    My nephew's name is Judas... 😳

  • @kriswina22
    @kriswina22 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Immediate subscribe. I love to laugh but hate all the cussing. Nice to find some clean comedy 🙌

    • @JustysFrank
      @JustysFrank Před 9 měsíci

      Wait until you find out he bribed girls into sleeping with him with tickets to his "Christian" comedy show.

  • @zaimayamusic
    @zaimayamusic Před 8 měsíci

    Totally agree with you 😅

  • @3arcovich
    @3arcovich Před 10 měsíci

    😆 That's the Wheel of Life.

  • @Isaac_Abraham.
    @Isaac_Abraham. Před 4 měsíci +1

    Ha my nephew is also named Malachi 😂

  • @sarahfox5379
    @sarahfox5379 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I named my daughter Tzipporah - I wanted her to have a strong name-sake!
    If she was a boy - she would have been Mordecai =)

    • @codename495
      @codename495 Před 9 měsíci

      That poor baby bc will never have a keychain and forever be correcting people… it’s ZIP or ahh, not T-sip-ora.

    • @sarahfox5379
      @sarahfox5379 Před 9 měsíci

      @codename495 she's just gonna channel her inner Hermione XD
      But we call her Zippy to make it easier and we don't correct people if they try. Her grandma still calls her Sephora XD

  • @Emememme
    @Emememme Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ok but honestly tho my next door neighbors kid his name is joeseph NAH THIS KID IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN.

    • @hdskl2150
      @hdskl2150 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Never doubt those Josephs!!!!

  • @katwat2653
    @katwat2653 Před 9 měsíci

    John needs to do one on virtue names too

  • @charlieboggs5210
    @charlieboggs5210 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I knew a kid named Kane

  • @sar_e_bear
    @sar_e_bear Před 10 měsíci +1

    I have a Bible name. Sara Elizabeth.

  • @vaderx5
    @vaderx5 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I named my son after a Bible villain 😈

  • @byupunk01
    @byupunk01 Před 9 měsíci +6

    My daughter is Miriam, and SO MANY PEOPLE are clueless that it's a real name. Um yeah, it's in the Bible!

    • @jillefeldme9452
      @jillefeldme9452 Před 9 měsíci +2

      My mother’s name is Miriam.

    • @talithakoum3922
      @talithakoum3922 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Miriam is a great name and an underrated Biblical figure. 🙏

    • @user-qu1yp8bh8c
      @user-qu1yp8bh8c Před 8 měsíci

      I personally know multiple Miriams, I think it depends on the country how popular that name is :)

  • @seuny
    @seuny Před 8 měsíci

    Samson was allergic to cutting his hair doesn't make him less of a warrior 😂 you go Malachi and Caleb.

  • @jennifertomasik7437
    @jennifertomasik7437 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Any kid names Maliki reminds me of Children Of The Corn!

    • @anndeecosita3586
      @anndeecosita3586 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I have never seen it spelled like that. Only Malachi. I knew someone by that name before seeing the movie.

  • @nathanieltheoneandonly5933
    @nathanieltheoneandonly5933 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I was named after the prophet Nathan. Nathan called out King David for his affair with Bathsheba. I was calling out Joe Biden.....

  • @chrisanthemum7
    @chrisanthemum7 Před 9 měsíci

    Anybody worked in children's church knows it was the Bible names you were yelling the most 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @rebeccasainz2715
    @rebeccasainz2715 Před 9 měsíci

    Our family has way too many 2nds and 3rds. We refuse to use the nickname Jr. So…..,,We’ve got Rich, Richie, and Richard. Ben, Benjie, Benjamin. Then Big Miguel and Little Miguel. 😂

  • @cc3775
    @cc3775 Před 9 měsíci

    Malachi is sleeping in the dust of the earth. Just like all humans, awaiting the resurrection.

  • @Michelle-gy2qy
    @Michelle-gy2qy Před 8 měsíci

    My dogs are Hosea and Judah. Lol 😂

  • @ShinyBubbbbles
    @ShinyBubbbbles Před 9 měsíci

    I think of Children of the Corn when I hear the name Malachi. 😬

  • @sauravbanerjee3552
    @sauravbanerjee3552 Před 9 měsíci

    Malachi in heaven was pointing down like pointing down at a kid, this dude just implied his nephew will never grow up, either that or his nephew will remail small despite his age 💀💀

  • @tesswinker2482
    @tesswinker2482 Před 8 měsíci

    Samuel, meaning "God's wisdom". My older brother.

  • @JellyFishJelly444
    @JellyFishJelly444 Před 8 měsíci

    Kids with allergies are terrible. 😂 😂

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions Před 9 měsíci

    Anyone named angel is always mean

  • @forgotmylogininfo
    @forgotmylogininfo Před 9 měsíci

    Every Jacob I know is "bad for the brand". Along with most people named Daniel. ( in my area )

  • @sharonlynn7013
    @sharonlynn7013 Před 7 měsíci

    I'm rolliN😂

  • @nathanmiddaugh6986
    @nathanmiddaugh6986 Před 9 měsíci

    Could you imagine named after John the Baptist and your family came from an infant baptism tradition. Even funnier!

  • @mommalion7028
    @mommalion7028 Před 9 měsíci

    I almost named my kid Melchior because he was going to be born on wisemen’s day and he absolutely refused and came two weeks late lol 😂he got a normal name

  • @sarajohnson6550
    @sarajohnson6550 Před 8 měsíci +1

    My cousins who are brothers are named Esau and Jacob. 😮

  • @Eleison23
    @Eleison23 Před 9 měsíci

    I know a guy named Shadrack

  • @Blakkrazor69
    @Blakkrazor69 Před 9 měsíci

    Named myself and took the name John from John the Baptist because if I ran around calling myself Lucifer it would be entirely too obvious.

  • @darrenmiller6927
    @darrenmiller6927 Před 8 měsíci

    As long as their names aren't Ahab, Jezebel, and Herod, lol.

  • @annapatriciatan6064
    @annapatriciatan6064 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I have 2 friends both gay, named Aaron and the other Moses. They’re some really nice people, though.

  • @michaelanthony4750
    @michaelanthony4750 Před 8 měsíci

    No Bible names??? I guess I will continue to name my kids after my favorite athletes like Barkavious Mungo.

  • @MeyaRoseGirl
    @MeyaRoseGirl Před 9 měsíci +1

    What's weird is that some Bible names are crazy popular, like the apostles (except Judas), but there are a ton of names in the Old Testament of really good people that just never took off. Also, Esther is the name of the book, and a female Bible name that is reasonably common, but it's actually her Gentile name that she took to HIDE the fact that she was Jewish. (And the moral of that story is to be unashamed of your faith, even in the face of death.) Her real name is Hadassah, but that's not hitting any top female names.
    But my favorite are the virtue names. Chastity is almost always a whore. Charity is a selfish spoiled brat. Faith is usually alright, but not so great that she lives up to the name. Hope is a party girl, which is okay, but I'm not sure what's "hopeful" about that. Patience is impulsive, etc.

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 Před 10 měsíci

    What's a teething necklace?

  • @user-ne9wp8ve5u
    @user-ne9wp8ve5u Před 9 měsíci

    My son is name is Benjamin. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tiabridgeford4123
    @tiabridgeford4123 Před 9 měsíci

    I've heard of one named Deuteronomy...that's right...Deuteronomy.

  • @matildajane22
    @matildajane22 Před 8 měsíci

    I have three sons, all three have biblical first and middle names.
    Malachi Caleb
    Isaiah Joshua
    Elias Jacob (Elias is the greek form of Elijah)

  • @jennjack4131
    @jennjack4131 Před 10 měsíci +2

    😂😂😂

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 Před 9 měsíci

    No one knows anything about Malachi other than he was a minor prophet. That's it. But I do agree people not to stop thinking naming their kids after the Bible is going to help anyone

  • @kudukilla
    @kudukilla Před 10 měsíci +5

    I’m a Caleb, I do just fine with honey but I’m lactose intolerant

  • @Scrumptious7
    @Scrumptious7 Před 9 měsíci

    My son Nehemiah, Seth, Paul, and Michael. They all have disabilities, but Lord help me with this kids. 😅😅😅

  • @alexissey4023
    @alexissey4023 Před 8 měsíci

    Finally someone says it. Bible names are so overrated. Your kid isn’t special.

  • @fayetteterrarossa
    @fayetteterrarossa Před 9 měsíci

    I have a Habakkuk friend

  • @ilacallya324
    @ilacallya324 Před 8 měsíci

    John the Baptist was tripping his face off on wild honey....the old testamate says its 100% psychedelic

  • @lukaskole2995
    @lukaskole2995 Před 8 měsíci

    Hey everyone. My name is Luke 😂

  • @Kitttzi
    @Kitttzi Před 8 měsíci

    I'd take Elijah over LeMon-Ghelo (spelled lemon jello) any day of the week

  • @SamsonOfOld-Gaming
    @SamsonOfOld-Gaming Před 8 měsíci

    Samuel was a prophet of God who'd actually heard the actual voice of God from a very very young age that is who Samuel was and it's sad to see how many so-called family members in Christ don't know certain characters in the Bible it breaks my heart to see this