The World's Hardest Flexer (with Danny Gonzalez)

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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2024
  • WARNING: this video gets pretty gross at times, maybe don't watch this if you're like 12 or wanted to watch a youtube video with your parents. You will be very uncomfortable.
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  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing Před 4 lety +2635

    His face looks like it was photoshopped together.

    • @oliverdennis3115
      @oliverdennis3115 Před 3 lety +18

      The edit line is that fucking line in his draw on beard.

    • @maggie6685
      @maggie6685 Před 3 lety +4

      DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW HES IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON!?!?!? I CAN SEE THE SPACE NEEDLE!

    • @Mica_Macchiato
      @Mica_Macchiato Před 3 lety +2

      He looks like an egg

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl Před 3 lety

      Happy Little Spongebob I LIVE NEAR SEATTLE NOOOOOOO GET HIM OUT-

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 Před 3 lety

      Happy Little Spongebob WAIT FUCK NO DONT DIRTY UP SEATTLE plEASE-

  • @introvertedcrow
    @introvertedcrow Před 3 lety +2716

    This dude acts like all the women want him then goes on a rant about no one wanting to date him

  • @beesinthebloodstream
    @beesinthebloodstream Před rokem +14618

    i love how he's so masculine and confident and macho but has the most delicate eyelashes ive ever seen

    • @Mothman_Aurora
      @Mothman_Aurora Před rokem +1077

      Omfg YES how does he have the most masculine macho man alpha male bs vibe about him while simultaneously having the most dainty and luxurious eyelashes I've ever seen?? How is that possible?!?!

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi Před rokem +350

      Frr!! He has really nice eyes!!

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Před rokem +454

      @@Spooky_l3xxi that's like the only good thing abt him

    • @brownjumper202
      @brownjumper202 Před rokem +364

      “The only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy.”
      -Christina Lauren

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před rokem +311

      HIs eyebrows are also super shaped and he looks like he wears a bit of makeup. He'd be decent looking guy and could help men do skin care if it weren't for the parody movie villain beard and personality.

  • @ethexreql
    @ethexreql Před rokem +4503

    as a south-east asian girl, i have never been so glad to see someone be racist
    my condolences to the white girls who are not safe from the standards of this thing

    • @Joe27248
      @Joe27248 Před 10 měsíci +235

      Let's be real, if anything even resembling a woman offered this man attention, he would eat it up; regardless of ethnicity. Sorry not sorry.

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 Před 10 měsíci +143

      Being a dude never had so many perks, I don't have to be on this dudes radar

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel Před 10 měsíci +1

      appreciate it 💔💔😔👊

    • @obsoleteelite8258
      @obsoleteelite8258 Před 8 měsíci +22

      @@Joe27248no it seems he actually likes the rooster

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 Před 7 měsíci +83

      @gageb2724
      Nick is literally just Andrew Tate but with beautiful eyelashes and no ears

  • @zyalexx6996
    @zyalexx6996 Před 3 lety +8704

    as a homosapien, we dont claim him

  • @coltonmacphee4683
    @coltonmacphee4683 Před 3 lety +6896

    Y'know, I don't think think this guy has ever spoken to a woman.

    • @_Cotton
      @_Cotton Před 3 lety +70

      :O we have the same name

    • @ash4628
      @ash4628 Před 3 lety +62

      @@_Cotton woa glitch in the matrix

    • @chestypants78
      @chestypants78 Před 3 lety +122

      Not even his own mother- THAT HE DIDN'T STEAL FROM

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx Před 3 lety +31

      Actually he has never spoken to a real human being

    • @claraclonk
      @claraclonk Před 3 lety +7

      drew or nick? because it works both ways

  • @feel4chestnuts
    @feel4chestnuts Před rokem +1450

    he looks like the ladybug from bugs life

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla Před rokem +2138

    My second favourite line from a Drew video is “I was not gay”

  • @kaitlynhoward950
    @kaitlynhoward950 Před 3 lety +4514

    He sounds like a 12 year old just learned about curse words

  • @cara2801
    @cara2801 Před 4 lety +8479

    It's like dj khaled and a basic white girl fused into one middle aged man's midlife crisis.

  • @Bunker-Nines
    @Bunker-Nines Před rokem +1007

    On behalf of all men we happily accept that Nick "was not gay" and hope to keep it that way.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 6 měsíci +34

      Wait what does this mean? Cos on behalf of the gay community we don't want him either

    • @Bunker-Nines
      @Bunker-Nines Před 6 měsíci

      Huh, Well then our goals are aligned!@@Random-sk6hm

    • @gachalifelilly
      @gachalifelilly Před 6 měsíci

      @@Random-sk6hmthats literally what they mean lol😂😂 all men gay or straight are glad he isn’t gay-

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@Random-sk6hmI get why you would not want him fr I mean who does?

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Před měsícem +7

      on behalf of the gay men community I second that, we don't want him

  • @paigej6365
    @paigej6365 Před 10 měsíci +570

    It’s been years and I still think about “I was not gay” all the time. I love it so much

    • @jigup2
      @jigup2 Před 10 měsíci +16

      the cameo at the end ties it all together

  • @randomtology2173
    @randomtology2173 Před 3 lety +5513

    he basically said "if you go out with me, youll need decades of psychotherapy."

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +252

      That’s probably the only honest thing he’s said online.

    • @galaxypedestalfan
      @galaxypedestalfan Před 3 lety +41

      @@SorowFame no, he definitely wasn’t gay back then.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Před 3 lety +57

      he’s the final boss
      not fully sure what for but he’s definitely a final boss

    • @randomtology2173
      @randomtology2173 Před 3 lety +6

      @@thatoneguy9582 best comment here.

    • @ghivifahmi4252
      @ghivifahmi4252 Před 3 lety +3

      Also one for your psychiatrist too

  • @bluebirds_and_bees
    @bluebirds_and_bees Před 4 lety +10075

    This guy talks about sex like a person who's never had sex before

    • @poisonberries1218
      @poisonberries1218 Před 4 lety +629

      and that's on spanking tits

    • @ezmoney6755
      @ezmoney6755 Před 4 lety +460

      “Buys a bag of sex toys”
      Hey google, what do these things do?

    • @spookname3718
      @spookname3718 Před 4 lety +428

      @@ezmoney6755 Nah dude he would say Alexa because he alexa'd his house up and likes the 49ers

    • @bowl3037
      @bowl3037 Před 4 lety +103

      Hannah Bee I thought he was gay until this video

    • @leighh2725
      @leighh2725 Před 4 lety +153

      No like a 10 year old writing fan fiction

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha Před rokem +350

    I can't explain it but it makes sense that Drew owns a cat while Danny owns a dog.

    • @-_-hxney_daisy-_-
      @-_-hxney_daisy-_- Před 8 měsíci +22

      It really does and idk how

    • @TheHardR
      @TheHardR Před 19 dny +2

      @@-_-hxney_daisy-_-Drew is 😌 and Danny is 😁

  • @lovelyender
    @lovelyender Před rokem +2538

    the way that both danny and drew's faces slowly turn to equally hilarious YIKES expressions at 8:26 is an entire masterpiece

    • @capobucciarati8324
      @capobucciarati8324 Před rokem +72

      That part always gets me it's so fucking funny

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Před rokem +125

      Danny retracting his entire chin and jaw into his neck :D

    • @lovelyender
      @lovelyender Před rokem +26

      @@riabouchinska EXACTLY IT GIVES ME SM LIFE

    • @catabat49654
      @catabat49654 Před 7 měsíci +17

      I have that screenshot saved in my phone for extreme “YIKES” reactions 😅

  • @dwang663
    @dwang663 Před 4 lety +3400

    I don’t think this guy realized that someone turning gay after dating him is not a compliment

    • @marikaels4061
      @marikaels4061 Před 3 lety +1

      Why xd

    • @dwang663
      @dwang663 Před 3 lety +171

      Marika Els someone decided that they didn’t like guys anymore after dating him 😳

    • @pepperdee7437
      @pepperdee7437 Před 3 lety +152

      He probably thinks "They knew they could never do better than me so they went to girls"

    • @dannysilva3210
      @dannysilva3210 Před 3 lety +55

      That's honestly the saddest shit anyone can say 😂

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 Před 3 lety +7

      @@marikaels4061 bruh

  • @randoartzy
    @randoartzy Před 4 lety +9905

    **Flexes on turning a woman gay.**

    • @euglena3866
      @euglena3866 Před 4 lety +248

      The rainbow flag in your name adds a lot to it 🌈🌈

    • @randoartzy
      @randoartzy Před 4 lety +112

      @@euglena3866 yes lmao.

    • @localrodent8997
      @localrodent8997 Před 4 lety +434

      Legit I was thinking that. Imagine being like “lol bruh my sex is so legit that I made a girl never want to touch another penis again”

    • @randoartzy
      @randoartzy Před 4 lety +128

      @@localrodent8997 Exactly like what kind of flex is that.

    • @zaire334
      @zaire334 Před 4 lety +240

      “She was so repulsed by me she decided to never date any man again. I would consider that a success”

  • @wowitslena
    @wowitslena Před 6 měsíci +187

    if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm Před 4 měsíci +7

      bro is silly

    • @ItzBrittKneeBish
      @ItzBrittKneeBish Před 3 měsíci +27

      He also filed for bankruptcy, his name is Aly Ashley 😂

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 Před měsícem

      sounds like mental illness or drug induced psychosis 😕 hope he gets the help he needs, for everyone’s sake

    • @TheHardR
      @TheHardR Před 19 dny

      @@ItzBrittKneeBishFOR REAL??!

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Před 8 dny +2

      ItzBritKneeBish
      But he said his name ISN’T ally😦
      (Also great username lol)

  • @sharpeningtheaxe
    @sharpeningtheaxe Před rokem +343

    I remember I watched this video in front of my ex and he got upset that they were being too mean about Hard Rock Nick. I should have realized that was a red flag

  • @clairepettie
    @clairepettie Před 4 lety +5806

    Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.

  • @jen.g.
    @jen.g. Před 4 lety +6343

    His eyebrows aren’t twins; they’re mortal enemies.

  • @Tenrek
    @Tenrek Před rokem +3707

    17:35 Drew's ability as a comedian here is so beautifully demonstrated, a great joke to build off of Danny, then a callback to a previous multi-joke, and then ANOTHER callback to the funniest part of that multi-joke, followed up by Danny's joining in accenting that last bit again makes it even funnier because it feels so much more gratifying when you know it too. This video deserves the spot as Drew's most popular video, it is such a great piece of commentary.

    • @msw3314
      @msw3314 Před rokem +190

      Great highlighting of a great moment in this video. There’s also a few other times similar to this in which Drew and Danny bounce off of one another so well.

    • @imlilyalright
      @imlilyalright Před rokem +116

      @@msw3314 that's why they are such good friends!! they have similar personality and get along really well that's what makes them perfect friends

    • @poogissploogis
      @poogissploogis Před rokem +28

      That part of probably my favorite joke that he's ever made!

    • @bulletangel
      @bulletangel Před rokem +8

      It’s literally his top vid and why I checked it out lol

    • @desirient
      @desirient Před rokem +51

      what are you guys, sports commentators?
      real talk though yeah drew is a talented comedian. i’m always impressed by his ability to callback and heighten jokes

  • @12fishcake
    @12fishcake Před rokem +374

    Anyone who unironically refers to dating them as "selecting a mate" legit scares me.
    Y'know, in addition to literally everything else about this guy.

  • @atticusmoss8300
    @atticusmoss8300 Před 3 lety +10640

    Every time he looks at me, I feel like I should be reporting him for sexual harassment

  • @nomatyx5789
    @nomatyx5789 Před 4 lety +14579

    I like how he flexes on the fact that he literally turned someone off men forever.

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 Před 4 lety +278

      Glad1atoR if I did the same, I’d never stop fully questioning my life ever again.

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ Před 4 lety +592

      literally if you turn someone off dating an entire gender you are one of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. it's not cool, it's not a flex. smh

    • @Luna-eh5dw
      @Luna-eh5dw Před 4 lety +21

      I wonder why? XD

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 Před 4 lety +18

      Glad1atoR I’m les so I got sorta mad about that

    • @nomatyx5789
      @nomatyx5789 Před 4 lety +73

      @@acompletedisaster9334 I am too, but I find it more funny than anything else. I guess I'm just resistant to "turned someone gay" insults.

  • @BenDover-dw6bp
    @BenDover-dw6bp Před rokem +238

    "Like I'm older than you" that got me laughing so hard

  • @Blastronaute
    @Blastronaute Před rokem +487

    Especially as someone with self esteem and body image issues, it’s reassuring in a way to see someone less attractive and overall worse than me (and most people) have such an ego. It proves that confidence is a lie and the only thing keeping us from being more confident is our beliefs that we aren’t confident people. If this dirty thumb of a person is so confident, why shouldn’t I be?

    • @GG-xcx9z
      @GG-xcx9z Před rokem +19

      HAHA FELT ☠️

    • @e1eanorlovessoil
      @e1eanorlovessoil Před 11 měsíci +71

      Why was this more motivating that any other speech on confidence i’ve ever seen 😭😭 this is life changing

    • @hiimaytuser5832
      @hiimaytuser5832 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@e1eanorlovessoil I know right????!!!!! is an amazing way of thinking

    • @incarnateflame3462
      @incarnateflame3462 Před 8 měsíci

      confidence is very real
      its your delusions and unwarranted self hatred and dysmorphia that aren't real in the way that you are very likely the person that thinks the worst of yourself and these are complex issues that i hope you find the answers to
      cockiness is a lie
      confidence is what it is
      this dude isnt confident hes weird as fuck and a pathological liar and a narcissist.

    • @mikamikan1079
      @mikamikan1079 Před 5 měsíci

      hyper masculine straight men's ego lol

  • @Tonique524
    @Tonique524 Před 5 lety +6695

    "My gf is 18 and still in high school"
    "Let's talk about why badass good looking rich guys don't have a gf, like me"

  • @racheldama7666
    @racheldama7666 Před 4 lety +5825

    I’ve never felt more unsafe for being white in my entire life

    • @erducks624
      @erducks624 Před 4 lety +45

      I love this 😂😂😂😂

    • @solidmoonbeams8939
      @solidmoonbeams8939 Před 4 lety +49

      Self defence is not hard to learn, just so you know

    • @ytstachi3801
      @ytstachi3801 Před 4 lety +4

      Oi

    • @ellatelfer5919
      @ellatelfer5919 Před 4 lety +88

      This guy is gonna be one of the most known gays and that scares me. I don't ever want to be associated with that entity. He could literally kill someone by bellyflopping them

    • @racheldama7666
      @racheldama7666 Před 4 lety +4

      1-UP Oh noooo 😂

  • @readavi808
    @readavi808 Před rokem +210

    I have never felt closer to the 0.000034% of Cherokee in my blood than after learning this man's type is a "pure" American white girl.

  • @doodleferp8158
    @doodleferp8158 Před 10 měsíci +161

    As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.

    • @extravahamster2637
      @extravahamster2637 Před 8 měsíci +10

      As another “pure American white girl” I entirely agree with you

    • @hiitsme2427
      @hiitsme2427 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Underrated comment

  • @FalconOfStorms
    @FalconOfStorms Před 4 lety +2468

    "I need to eat a cheeseburger, because my new girlfriend is in high school"
    What?

    • @graffititurtle11
      @graffititurtle11 Před 4 lety +99

      Seraph O. Storms lmfao I didn’t even notice that, I got so distracted by the “my new girlfriend is 18 and still in high school” at the end

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms Před 4 lety +34

      @@graffititurtle11 robbin' the cradle, what the hell else could I possibly eat but cheebzurger.

    • @kyliedunn8797
      @kyliedunn8797 Před 4 lety +8

      I want to like this comment but you have 420 likes and I can’t ruin that

    • @labaker4285
      @labaker4285 Před 4 lety +5

      Kylie Dunn it's 472 rn

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah he needs to go back to jail

  • @TempestTemple
    @TempestTemple Před 4 lety +13238

    How is "I turned women who dated me gay" a flex? If anything it's a burn

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 Před 4 lety +1222

      "I was just so awful to them that they literally turned into lesbians cause they just couldn't stand guys anymore"

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 Před 4 lety +512

      Right?? Imagine being so awful you turned a woman off from dicks forever. That’s some incredible shit right there??

    • @sorchaa2654
      @sorchaa2654 Před 4 lety +187

      @@jk89204 truly, some people want to have invisiblity and things like that, but N O the ultimate power is being able to turn straight women GAY by being terrible to them

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 Před 4 lety +15

      Janice in the same way that radiating actual nuclear waves would be a superpower. 😂😂

    • @hiraccino2339
      @hiraccino2339 Před 4 lety +40

      Yeah, I beat my wife, now she's gay

  • @wesleyhowel
    @wesleyhowel Před rokem +170

    nothing will top the fact that they paid Hard Rock Nick for a cameo to say their catchphrases 💀

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 Před rokem +2

      what? they did?? where can i watch that?

    • @wesleyhowel
      @wesleyhowel Před rokem +6

      @@cursed6368 right at the very very end of the video hahah

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 Před rokem +3

      @@wesleyhowel oooooooh my bad lol

    • @pockystickjoy
      @pockystickjoy Před rokem +55

      @@cursed6368I think he made a response to this video, I’m which dear ol Nick apparently said that he dated people half Danny & Drew’s age, which would be 13

  • @skadoodle1076
    @skadoodle1076 Před 22 dny +17

    I was so terrified that I was exactly in this man’s target range that I became a man

  • @MoonsickVenus
    @MoonsickVenus Před 3 lety +5400

    ’turnoffs: non-Caucasian’ I've never been this happy that I'm Mexican

  • @yupitsjessbbyx3
    @yupitsjessbbyx3 Před 3 lety +5675

    Nothing says “millionaire” like a bottle of suave bodywash

  • @whoisxenon
    @whoisxenon Před 5 měsíci +50

    several years later and the “i WAS not gay” bit is still the funniest shit

  • @kamimis
    @kamimis Před rokem +76

    this is my comfort video

  • @zara.nicolee
    @zara.nicolee Před 5 lety +5480

    why is he a GTA character come to life

    • @gay_grey
      @gay_grey Před 4 lety +27

      *my exact thought*

    • @spacewater4898
      @spacewater4898 Před 4 lety +11

      zara nicole been thinking about that for 10 hours

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 Před 4 lety +3

      it's all that makeup, makes him look like he's cgi-rendered

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 Před 4 lety +1

      He’s a GTA NPC that you find so you can just unload all the many violent ways you can end someone. Starting with running over with your car (repeatedly) and ending with his bullet riddled carcass being dropped from a crashing helicopter while on fire.

    • @rm4250
      @rm4250 Před 4 lety

      zara nicole with a glitch

  • @memes1611
    @memes1611 Před 5 lety +11815

    He looks so feminine but so masculine at the same time

    • @bloodtheory6677
      @bloodtheory6677 Před 4 lety +59

      LMAO

    • @myfashionpoint
      @myfashionpoint Před 4 lety +516

      And dont forget he looks like a serial killer

    • @shelbmathews
      @shelbmathews Před 4 lety +428

      @@myfashionpoint *a serial killer with really nice eyelashes

    • @h7672
      @h7672 Před 4 lety +8

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @yeeter.4176
      @yeeter.4176 Před 4 lety +63

      He thinks he can be the next Robert Downey JR.

  • @bibbitybooper6437
    @bibbitybooper6437 Před 7 měsíci +74

    The line "Dads who won't let you date their highschool daughters" like cmon dude im older than you!" Always kills ne. Drew is so funny

  • @boooowie
    @boooowie Před 2 měsíci +28

    when i was 19, i viewed hard rock nick's instagram story and like 3 hours later he liked every single one of my posts

  • @megannicole4927
    @megannicole4927 Před 5 lety +6042

    "I don't take it personally." *makes an entire video about how insecure and jealous women are*

    • @literallysatan5495
      @literallysatan5495 Před 4 lety +50

      That's why I cry in my room every night.

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 Před 4 lety

      megasaur hahaha

    • @mercurianrepublic5943
      @mercurianrepublic5943 Před 4 lety +1

      ¿ Curiosi-Tea ? I know it’s over

    • @JillLovesAlpacas
      @JillLovesAlpacas Před 4 lety +2

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Před 2 lety

      Seems like the one that's insecure is the incel nunce that likes underage kids. Yeah you're definitely not the one that's insecure man.

  • @imanmooraj6336
    @imanmooraj6336 Před 4 lety +9559

    "they don't like to see you succeed"
    They just don't like to see you.

  • @notdoingweIlatm
    @notdoingweIlatm Před 5 měsíci +44

    i genuinely watch this video at least once every two weeks. the rewatchability is crazy.

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 Před měsícem +12

    coming back to this to say that hard rock nick still wants to be a dad, and danny is one now.

  • @vivg.176
    @vivg.176 Před 5 lety +5692

    All the dislikes are him and his cleaning crew...

  • @avocado3-in-182
    @avocado3-in-182 Před 4 lety +3131

    Dude literally has the eyebrows of a cartoon villain, eyes of an Instagram girl and rest is the face of the average 50-year-old man.

    • @fonzarellyplay370
      @fonzarellyplay370 Před 4 lety +63

      Mouth of a 15 year old

    • @arsonlemonade4386
      @arsonlemonade4386 Před 4 lety +170

      Beard of a corn maze

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst Před 4 lety +12

      @@arsonlemonade4386 oh my GOD

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 Před 4 lety +37

      @@arsonlemonade4386 Or one of those residents of the Capitol in Hunger Games

    • @Grodz73
      @Grodz73 Před 4 lety

      Monochromatic bro his eyebrows are horrible like: _ -

  • @That0neguy420
    @That0neguy420 Před 10 měsíci +32

    I love how the start of this video depicts Danny as some sort of whimsical omnipresent forest creature

  • @nikoflow_fm9541
    @nikoflow_fm9541 Před 8 měsíci +29

    Anyone else return to this video like a monthly pilgrimage

  • @anomily07
    @anomily07 Před 3 lety +26152

    He is the most confidently insecure guy I’ve ever seen

    • @stacy3978
      @stacy3978 Před 3 lety +26

      666 likes

    • @evanjuleen
      @evanjuleen Před 3 lety +31

      Truth

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 Před 3 lety +30

      Wrong. The most confide insecure person is moi 👸🏾. But you didn't meet me yet so ig you're right 😭

    • @sophiap9151
      @sophiap9151 Před 3 lety +236

      @@pretty948 😃 k

    • @samikshyapanda1280
      @samikshyapanda1280 Před 3 lety +66

      confidently insecuUuUUUre

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 3 lety +5167

    “Turn offs: non-Caucasian”
    Alright how do I stop being white

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179 Před 3 lety +236

      Ok so first get paint

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver Před 3 lety +303

      Just your friendly neighborhood meme dealer nO

    • @lotheeus
      @lotheeus Před 3 lety +198

      I was about to give you the same advice 😅
      But honestly .. I'm sure black people would understand if you explain to them why are you wearing black face
      I mean , who wouldn't ...I mean I'm a :
      1. Man
      2. Straight
      3. Brown
      4. In a relationship
      and this guy still managed to creep me out

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 Před 3 lety +6

      LOL

    • @felagoncalves
      @felagoncalves Před 3 lety +49

      Then maybe invent something that's the opposite of bleach

  • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
    @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 Před 11 měsíci +180

    As someone who is crying in the bathroom of my school dance, this was a huge distraction and helped a lot.

    • @poubinghe
      @poubinghe Před 11 měsíci +27

      goodluck on ur dance!

    • @naan000
      @naan000 Před 10 měsíci +8

      how was the dance

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Skill issue

    • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
      @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 Před 9 měsíci +29

      @@naan000 hey!! It was pretty much bad but I’ve gotten some help since then for anxiety n stuff. Danny and Drew helped me calm down a little bit though which was definitely nice. :)

    • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
      @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 Před 9 měsíci

      @@poubinghe sorry I didn’t answer soon enough, thank you so much.

  • @FrankBlaskovich
    @FrankBlaskovich Před 8 měsíci +21

    He was the protoype model for Andrew Tate.

  • @zora1138
    @zora1138 Před 3 lety +3763

    Imagine making girls commit suicide, have to go to therapy, or realize that they're gay, and then bragging about it on your instagram.

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 Před 3 lety +34

      pretty specific thing to imagine

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 Před 2 lety +123

      the only reason why girls would get suicidal when they see him is because of his repulsive face

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 Před 2 lety +17

      Yeah, he make me regret life just from seeing him in this video

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Před 2 lety +7

      he must be the worst person ever.

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong Před 2 lety +52

      "I'm such a shitty boyfriend I killed 10 girls who dated me just by existing." 🤪🤪😩😩😏😏🤭🤭😉😏😏

  • @princessland4537
    @princessland4537 Před 4 lety +3262

    This video has the power to sexually assault anyone just by watching it

    • @josefina.sm2001
      @josefina.sm2001 Před 4 lety +25

      Omggggg😂😂 i felt that way

    • @amberdunn6272
      @amberdunn6272 Před 4 lety +5

      Josefina m.s click on her channel. Wtf? I’m so confused.

    • @dylanvandort1523
      @dylanvandort1523 Před 4 lety +10

      Why is a three year old saying this

    • @princessland4537
      @princessland4537 Před 4 lety +36

      dylan van dort guys calm down I’m a 17 yr old girl who made this acc for my 3 yr old baby sis. I just like to put cute videos of her. And she does not know how to read or write like most 3 yr olds. And she would certainly not be able to understand these type of videos. But still thx for the concern 😊

    • @princessland4537
      @princessland4537 Před 4 lety +8

      Avery Dunn thx for the concern but plz read my other comment 😊

  • @koiifsh
    @koiifsh Před rokem +95

    12:08 he likes the college campus bc of all the 18 year old girls

    • @Blackcat.therian.
      @Blackcat.therian. Před 2 měsíci +4

      Nah theyre too old, gotta still be in high school for him

  • @zoehaines4455
    @zoehaines4455 Před rokem +89

    It's been 3 years yet I always find myself coming back to this video

  • @leighjames2143
    @leighjames2143 Před 3 lety +2886

    he was definitely the “where’s my hug” guy in high school

    • @lelacaravela1111
      @lelacaravela1111 Před 3 lety +153

      OMG I know a guy like that but he didn't even ask he just straight up hugged people and had no respect for personal space. We had theater together and after a rather important play he just straight up kissed my forehead multiple times. Most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.

    • @hi-ie3og
      @hi-ie3og Před 3 lety +47

      That must suck lmao, I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious

    • @Amber-ok1mi
      @Amber-ok1mi Před 3 lety +28

      Ew yuck...there's always one of those 😂

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 3 lety +53

      I was homeschooled but went to a very huggy church. Literally had to duck down between pews to avoid another teen I didn't know trying to hug me, and he didn't let up until another girl explained I was shy around guys I don't know.
      Or something to that effect. Because personal boundaries and bodily autonomy weren't good enough reasons in The Lord's House.

    • @notspy7579
      @notspy7579 Před 3 lety +7

      And he never got his hug

  • @DD-ns6ff
    @DD-ns6ff Před 3 lety +13088

    If a woman suddenly comes out as gay after dating you... thats not a flex homie. You made her realize that desire lmao

    • @Lupicus1901
      @Lupicus1901 Před 3 lety +134

      I see you're a fan of Kevin based on your profile pic.

    • @mateonallar5573
      @mateonallar5573 Před 3 lety +95

      JIM PICKENS

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 Před 3 lety +74

      Sorry, i got distracted with Hispanic Kevin

    • @kaylinvb6423
      @kaylinvb6423 Před 3 lety +365

      right?? and one killed themself after dating you??? not a flex!!

    • @Bsperry
      @Bsperry Před 3 lety +281

      @@kaylinvb6423 same with the whole "got physiological help" like... Bro... These aren't good things to flex about...
      Also OP hey there friends

  • @stephenlee1108
    @stephenlee1108 Před rokem +175

    My favourite part of these collabs is the synchronized reactions of Drew and Danny 🤣

  • @ree1425
    @ree1425 Před měsícem +14

    “one ex killed herself, one needed therapy for ten years,…” so.. you traumatized them

    • @stuckonmute9227
      @stuckonmute9227 Před 19 dny +2

      He gave one of them brain cancer too. Truly a catch.

    • @ree1425
      @ree1425 Před 18 dny

      @@stuckonmute9227 fr!! altho tbh i think theres no way he effected that but he definitely could have been the reason why his other ex killed herself and another needed therapy😭😭 but honestly if he did cause cancer i wouldnt be surprised bros definitely breaking at least one thing in the universe
      if that makes any sense?? sorry im so tried rn😭😭

  • @jessicat3691
    @jessicat3691 Před 5 lety +6552

    “Suicide by lethal injection” just sounds like his ex overdosed and Nick was so narcissistic he thought it was because of him omfg

    • @michaelaradke1987
      @michaelaradke1987 Před 5 lety +162

      Wow you're right, I didn't notice that sksksk

    • @joethenotable331
      @joethenotable331 Před 4 lety +114

      You know that Greek myth Narcisass or however you spell his name he is nothing compared to this guy

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig Před 4 lety +47

      General High-Ground Narcissus?

    • @joethenotable331
      @joethenotable331 Před 4 lety +28

      Yeah that dude

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 Před 4 lety +13

      jessica dot com or they committed a crime so horrendous to get away from him that they were immediately put to death

  • @rigby7242
    @rigby7242 Před 3 lety +4268

    "turn offs : non-caucasian"
    me , a white female : *panicked sweating*

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 Před 3 lety +462

      Quick, say your Russian and he won’t want to date you since he only likes, “pure born American girls”

    • @saifsufian4286
      @saifsufian4286 Před 3 lety +175

      Run! Run as far as you can! Get away from him! You must stay as far away as you possibly can!

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 Před 3 lety +235

      I can let you borrow my melanin if you want

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo Před 3 lety +219

      as a white female who also is a high schooler, i would like to panic with you

    • @rigby7242
      @rigby7242 Před 3 lety +74

      @@shaykhmhssi3246 that would be very much appreciated, ill only borrow it for a little while so ill fly under the radar

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon

    👏balls👏tugged👏on👏one👏by👏one👏

  • @ellahenry3328
    @ellahenry3328 Před 10 měsíci +18

    4:06 for some reason the way he says "id get crushes on girls" felt like he was trying to convince me

  • @matthewprue1010
    @matthewprue1010 Před 3 lety +3269

    His beard looks like he fell asleep at a party

  • @Jacque_Attacque98
    @Jacque_Attacque98 Před 4 lety +6677

    I can’t get past how uneven his beard is

  • @hayden1351
    @hayden1351 Před 2 měsíci +49

    this video is my roman empire, I come back to it like once a week

  • @sari9645
    @sari9645 Před 4 měsíci +28

    This is probably my favorite collab Danny and Drew have ever made. I’ve rewatched this countless times and I still laugh every time

  • @aleksfakename7105
    @aleksfakename7105 Před 3 lety +13312

    "I was not gay"
    is the best thing I've heard

    • @novemberiscoolithink
      @novemberiscoolithink Před 2 lety +367

      *was* not

    • @drawfulanimations3253
      @drawfulanimations3253 Před 2 lety +587

      "I was not gay, It's bullshit, It's not true! I was Naaauuuggghtttt. Oh hi Greg!

    • @allmight3848
      @allmight3848 Před 2 lety +110

      @@drawfulanimations3253 ah, a reference to the cinematic masterpiece "the room"

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 Před 2 lety +83

      @@drawfulanimations3253 LISA, YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAAAAART!

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape Před 2 lety +143

      Somebody just called me gay, I was not gay. I didn't used to be gay. I have never used to be gay.

  • @asterixs_4031
    @asterixs_4031 Před 3 lety +3269

    Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.

    • @kdkjejeii342
      @kdkjejeii342 Před 3 lety +327

      i was bi but now im just lesbian

    • @user-kz8cp4rh8j
      @user-kz8cp4rh8j Před 3 lety +133

      I was pansexual now I’m still pansexual

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse Před 3 lety +141

      I don’t know what I am yet, but nobody sane would date him.

    • @asterixs_4031
      @asterixs_4031 Před 3 lety +63

      Lucid Dreamer that’s so valid also mood

    • @thatloserderek536
      @thatloserderek536 Před 3 lety +20

      @@user-kz8cp4rh8j what’s it like to date a pan?

  • @leovernon
    @leovernon Před měsícem +12

    I'm autistic and I've watched this video like every week for the last 5 years and recite the whole thing and it can still make me laugh

  • @chaosrui
    @chaosrui Před měsícem +14

    I keep rewatching this video for no reason. Please help me.

    • @wiggard
      @wiggard Před měsícem +2

      You do not deserve the Council's help. Your secret permit will be revoked from your possession shortly if you aren't capable of helping yourself.

  • @isabellablu1240
    @isabellablu1240 Před 5 lety +2312

    "I own 12 different homes but only seem to sleep in hotel rooms"

  • @symphonysonic8643
    @symphonysonic8643 Před 4 lety +23071

    How can one person have every single negative trait 😭

    • @ananyamehta4662
      @ananyamehta4662 Před 4 lety +456

      I guess he has pretty eyes

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch Před 4 lety +1220

      Ananya Mehta serial killer eyes you mean

    • @whyrainy3294
      @whyrainy3294 Před 4 lety +47

      Rachel Johnson chris chan isn’t bad how dare you. sonichu was a masterpiece.

    • @outcastthoughts5337
      @outcastthoughts5337 Před 4 lety +389

      Hes like the worst possible sim that escaped the simulation out of pure bitterness.

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 Před 4 lety +333

      I'm pretty sure he not only has every single negative trait but he may have created some new ones himself

  • @jarodthedarkjedi6310
    @jarodthedarkjedi6310 Před měsícem +12

    It’s time for a sequel

  • @ab-3983
    @ab-3983 Před 7 měsíci +13

    He is actually shaped like a female lion.

  • @abigailtheweirdo1107
    @abigailtheweirdo1107 Před 4 lety +2621

    That guy looks like DJ Khaled went in the microwave for too long

    • @microlizard
      @microlizard Před 4 lety +90

      he looks like... you know when u r cooking hot dogs and u grab em out of the fridge and they r gross and moist and kinda pink and pale? ya, hes an undercooked khaled

    • @picoxd4339
      @picoxd4339 Před 4 lety +7

      This is my favorite comment ever

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 Před 4 lety +20

      My favorite part of this comment, is that there's a right amount of time for DJ Khaled to be in the microwave.

    • @UhOphelia
      @UhOphelia Před 4 lety +8

      He looks like DJ Khaled if he was a doll that was left in an abandoned nuclear wasteland.

    • @_hypef1sh_
      @_hypef1sh_ Před 4 lety +1

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jacobhang8228
    @jacobhang8228 Před 3 lety +3317

    So no one gonna talk about how he called women "creatures"?

  • @greteh92
    @greteh92 Před 4 měsíci +27

    Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video.

    • @omehi1255
      @omehi1255 Před 4 měsíci

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lyndaanne8558
    @lyndaanne8558 Před rokem +27

    The way y'all said "gross" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fab2225
    @fab2225 Před 3 lety +19586

    The way he talks about sex is like he never had sex

    • @EeshaG
      @EeshaG Před 3 lety +1766

      "Yea suuuure I've done the sex. I do it all the time"

    • @cumforme6058
      @cumforme6058 Před 3 lety +1799

      "I sex a lot. Trust me guys, she goes to a different school."

    • @teacub5986
      @teacub5986 Před 3 lety +256

      I don’t think he has

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před 3 lety +321

      Probably an incel

    • @thefungusonyourtoes9291
      @thefungusonyourtoes9291 Před 3 lety +328

      “Yes me smex much”

  • @lily.carmen_130
    @lily.carmen_130 Před 4 lety +3566

    dude is racist, dating a highschooler? and is lying about being rich. just throw away the whole guy

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Před 4 lety +61

      he's probably single and just bragging

    • @ZDisco
      @ZDisco Před 4 lety +9

      No shit

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii Před 4 lety +38

      hello x carman. my name is Tal Al Qamar and i am in market to buy new car. it says by ur channel that u are a car men channel? how much for a car plz i am buying.

    • @bingusbongus1776
      @bingusbongus1776 Před 4 lety +7

      HAHAHA THE LAST SENTENCE

    • @jade25114
      @jade25114 Před 4 lety +3

      pIayingwithmahwii u make no sense

  • @ballistachicken
    @ballistachicken Před 6 měsíci +19

    I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold

  • @KrisSauce314
    @KrisSauce314 Před 9 měsíci +33

    This is one of the videos I rewatch every time I remember it, Drew and Danny just have the most amazing chemistry and their videos never disappoint

  • @FlyLeaf010
    @FlyLeaf010 Před 3 lety +29541

    It is entirely believable to me that a woman dated him and then went "Okay, yeah, I never want to ever date a man ever again."

    • @kianaafsharr
      @kianaafsharr Před 3 lety +2091

      Yeah but I can't believe a women dated him in the first place

    • @lolllama1504
      @lolllama1504 Před 3 lety +372

      You’ve gotta be pretty dumb to not see the major red flags before dating hi

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 Před 3 lety +862

      @@lolllama1504
      Some women think "he might change as this goes on" or they just kinda ignore the red flags because they think hes hot
      Or the more likely thing is he attracts gold diggers and they just want his money, then the leave once they relize hes a liar and a jackass.

    • @lolllama1504
      @lolllama1504 Před 3 lety +187

      Artsy Scrub He’s so ugly tho lol, you’re probably right about the gold diggers

    • @rubyjt5754
      @rubyjt5754 Před 3 lety +63

      aka brain cancer

  • @Seohyunbias4
    @Seohyunbias4 Před 4 lety +15745

    This guy looks a stunning amount like Ursula

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe Před 2 měsíci +7

    oh god the "five years ago" just broke my brain. how did i watch this when it came out when i was 12 and now i'm 17. HELP

  • @dkmylover
    @dkmylover Před měsícem +12

    please i need them do part 2 for this since hard rock nick when viral again😂😂

  • @mirar119
    @mirar119 Před 3 lety +11548

    “why do women date men with half my wallet, half my car-“
    *why do you date girls half your age*

  • @Ccray-qk7lb
    @Ccray-qk7lb Před 5 lety +2961

    Never seen a guy so confident about getting his ass ate

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 Před rokem +36

    crazy how I was horrified by this video when I first watched it… and now I come back to it like weekly as a comfort video

  • @layla5181
    @layla5181 Před 2 měsíci +8

    begging y’all to come back and revisit hard rock nick in 2024 because it’s only gotten worse from here 😭

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 Před 5 dny

      Unsuprised but details???

    • @layla5181
      @layla5181 Před 5 dny

      @@katharineball585 all I’m going to say is he’s gone weirdly political and also he started an OnlyFans

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 Před 3 lety +6408

    People like this guy are the reason so many women feel uncomfortable walking down the street.

    • @supremecreme2661
      @supremecreme2661 Před 3 lety +7

      Aidan Redding shutup

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 Před 3 lety +271

      @@supremecreme2661 I'm not saying that's a good thing, but it's true. And we have people like this creep giving men a bad reputation.

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 Před 3 lety +242

      Knowing that this dude is out there somewhere makes me scared to walk down the street.

    • @absolute-creature
      @absolute-creature Před 3 lety +96

      @@littledicholas6131 after watching this video I'm too scared of closing my eyes and idk taking a nap... I don't want to wake up to see that killer smile, I fucking need a fucking lethal injection....

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 Před 3 lety +54

      Hehhehehe, I’m not white so I’m fine
      Then again, he can’t afford to be picky and I’m a quarter his age
      I need to go throw up for a year

  • @Berrybamboo112
    @Berrybamboo112 Před 3 lety +3531

    Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.

    • @jayvang7490
      @jayvang7490 Před 3 lety +243

      Nick: "I only date, pure Aryans!"
      also Nick: "My hero is the Black Samoan God of Pecs Dwayne Johnson!"

    • @bigal4117
      @bigal4117 Před 3 lety +50

      He do be a snack doe

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 3 lety +138

      I feel like his misogyny and racism against women of color are a projection of internalized homophobia because he's attracted to non-white men.
      It's the ciiiircle of bigotryyy.

    • @enliieise
      @enliieise Před 3 lety +15

      @@janeeyre1990 Was thinking the same thing

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 Před 3 lety +8

      Okay this isn’t relevant to the comment but I just wanted to say that you’re so pretty! Kinda random but I saw your pfp and needed to complement you. 😊💕
      Edit: well I should probably ask if that’s you or a celebrity or smthn but either way :)

  • @emimew
    @emimew Před rokem +9

    He gives ironically confident representative of toxic masculinity and hurt homosexual in the closet at the same time

  • @RonaldsFury
    @RonaldsFury Před měsícem +7

    I can't help but think he's trolling. It's all just too perfect. I think he's just comedy genius, lol