Pretending to be Your Boyfriend (with Danny Gonzalez)
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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2019
- In this episode of "uhhh can you stop doing that?", I take Danny with me down a rabbit hole of boyfriend roleplay videos. It is weird, it is uncomfortable, and it is exactly what you'd expect from a Danny and Drew collab.
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Its like watching serial killers practice having emotions
This is more true than James Charles being a snake.
Very accurate analogy
Can’t tell if you’re talking about Drew and Danny or the boyfriends
@@sempel_ the boyfriends lol
420th like 😎
"We're both married
*looks at ring*
*surprised pikachu face*
Omg
Jessica Cheal You time has come
cool beans *wheeze*
I laughed so much at that
Time stamp plss
The line "we're your boyfriend," always sends me
@Exvinity They're all of our boyfriends lol
yo the amount of chemistry danny has with himself is insane
Self-lovee😍😍😍🥰🥰
fr!
No! They're not the same person!
@@Vampiri_or/wooooosh
"I'm treating you really well this time" W-what happened last time?
He was hanging with the trash bois
there was no coke
I thought the same thing!! Lol I'm surprised they didn't mention it
Heheheheheh im like number 420
@@yuyu8478 bro thats so funi
Wait did this guy just say " I'm treating you well this time" WTF did he do last time did he try to kill us!?!?
Serial killer boyfriend.
the bar is so LOW here
Running away from killer boyfriend ASMR
Slap us, screaming?
He's dating all of us at once lmao
Nothing has ever made me feel more like a horse than Drew and Dany repeatedly petting me and telling me to "shh"
lol
Omg so true😂
I'm replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and have the same feeling as I keep having female horses so every time Arthur calms or praises the horse it feels like it's lovingly directed at me lol.
@@ThexDynastxQueen you kinky as fuck and I respect that
Have an apple
Their instant cringe at the “good girl” followed immediately by “alright that’s enough of this guy” was such perfect timing 10:09
They never stop flexing with the fact they are both married. Calm down fellas!
The Comment to each other
They have to keep reminding people that they're old enough to get married
d ans i definitely forgot 😂
I hope they never stop flexing their marriages on us
Kurtis also flexes his beautiful girlfriend all the time on his channel
“Did you have a bad dream?......
WAS IT ABOUT JESSE”
Becca W LMAOO
Lol
PLOT TWIST THE SECOND DIDE IS JESSE
Therapist: Did you have a bad dream?
Me: yea it was about boyfriend roleplay
Therapist:*writes insane on the paper* ok you're free to go and btw the insane asylum is right down the road
Me:Wait what?
Becca W I don’t know why but I was thinking that was jesse Lacey from brand new
I’d love to see Amanda’s reaction to the boys running out of the bathroom today saying “we’re so scared we’re so scared”
I’d like to picture Amanda and Laura sitting downstairs while they’re filming this and being like ‘wtf is wrong with them?’
I’m actually dying over the sirens and wolf howls during the video 😭😭 why didn’t he just do a new take? I can’t breathe
The sirens and howls made the video much more bearable tbh
The video would have been so much funnier if there was a police standoff with a werewolf just going on outside.
This activated my fight or flight response
Which one did you choose?
Sarah Murphy fight
Sarah Murphy I chose freeze
LucyIsLit LMAO 🤣
Sarah Murphy I chose AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I’m so uncomfortable imagine walking into one of these guys rooms as they’re caressing their camera and whispering to no one
Shh No no no no no
Don’t worry I’ll cancel all my appointments today and sit here and comfort you for 6 hours
yeah pretending you’re talking to someone is kinda weird, but just whispering for a relaxing video is fine
Watching these two lovable idiots laugh and fake flirt is literally the best
fake?
Idiots?
@@LynnEPiper 🤨
@@LynnEPiper Gross.
@@LynnEPiperclearly they never saw the real canon event fanfics
Oh my god I’ve seen this video so many times and only just now connected the dots to “Do you know how far away from you I am right now?” & “And you know it was ridiculous of you to call me.”
What does it mean?
Maybe this is really obvious to other people but while Danny us saying these things, we assume he’s in Chicago. But when we learn he was under Drew’s desk the whole time, the things he said don’t actually become untrue: they just take in a different context. I guess I always viewed the joke linearly, so I just didn’t reflect in what Danny actually said.
@@Engardian ohhhh thank you
@@Engardian Oh my god, I finally understand-
ME TOOOO!! Lmao
10:09 when he says “good girl” i was eating ice (it’s a hot day) and i got so uncomfortable i chocked on it and yes i did pass away. i am commenting this in hevan
Lmao
C H O C K E D
H E V A N
Im
in
hell
i genuinely hate it when people call someone a "good girl", it's creepy
ramona's shit show
People talking to their dog:
“You do realize jesse’s your ex right?”
“I didn’t! Honestly I did not” 😂😂😂😂
"If I had KNOWN"
MCCREE
Kayla D DUDE THAT PART HAS ME DYING AND ITS 3 am
Wow Kayla that’s not even funny
Don't you wish that you were Jesse's Girl?
both of their reactions to finding out jesse is our ex are actually so hilarious
“We’re your boyfriends”
“Yeah”
“We’re jealous of the toilet”
“Yeah he’s got a front row seat”
I have ascended from laughter
if this is how boyfriends are then I don’t want one.
Get a gf
@@inshane.in.the.membrane Oof
They’re definitely not
jUsT sToP is she’s female, and liked female she might be bi or lesbian not gay.
sock degargeyter ikr I was thinking the same
The guy who kept saying "shhh" and telling me to puke in a bucket made me feel like I had been kidnapped or something
That guy was legit frightening.
it was the drugs he had given you that were making you puke
@@annieliina oh _no_
when he kept making shushing noises it reminded me of people trying to calm down animals
pov: you're a horse
He looked like off-brand Scotty Sire
As someone who has watched _too many_ crime shows, that second guy feels like a psychopath serial killer who’s taken you hostage and thinks you’re in love with him
You read my mind
which says more about that guy than I ever wanted to know
It’s so technically harmless yet so deeply threatening at the same time.
The gum-smacking alone was most horrifically off-putting.
@Connor White XD
"Oh y'all-"
*_S M E C C_*
"Ya'll played ultimate?"
*_S M E R A C K K K_*
I was the 1000th liked.
T Rodrigo oh my god yeahhhhhhhh
it was so gross i almost gagged lmao
Why do they all sound like serial killers who've kidnapped these girls...
Seriously, though. I feel violated and we are only getting 1/4 of the experience here.
Who knows.
Kidnapping Simulator 2019
Bc they're whispering. You know, bc it's an ASMR video? How long is your attention span did you already forget???
@@majik5194 yeah... I got that. Clearly, everyone else also got that and could also appreciate that this was an observational joke...
In a very depressed state binge watching drew videos is probably the best thing I can do. It helps a little against the loneliness
hey, hope you’re doing better now. sending good vibes
Hope you're in a better place now.
hey hope youre going well now!
hope ur ok now ‼️💘
me too :( hope you’re feeling better buddy
i love that the sirens were definitely not a scripted part of that man's video but instead of turning the camera off or something he just rolls with it
"Danny we're both married" my brain automatically threw Laura and Amanda to the back of my head and made me think that they're married to each other for like 3 seconds
I have no idea who this “Laura” person is but Amanda went missing in Afghanistan
They are... what do you mean?
But... they’re the same person..
Julie Y don’t shame selfcest.
Kristina Hendryka didn’t know you could get married to yourself
Guy: "good girl"
Danny and drew: "rigHT ENOUGH OF THIS GUY"
Whatthefuckisapiedpiper ? Honestly my reaction too
timotheé chalamet?
xuanthuy ngo that’s what I thought lmap
I meant lmao
i literally come back to this video every couple of months and i laugh harder every time this is my favorite video ever.
Great choice!
Imagine walking in your sons bedroom and seeing him whisper to a camera sayin “it’s okay, it’s okay shhhh”
"I'm treating you well this time babe" wtf did he do last time?!?
Abusive boyfriend roll play
I wuz thinking the same thing lol
haizac I truly burst out laughing 😂😂😂
He's learning let's celebrate his growth as a caretaker
haizac holy shit
"can I give you some kisses?"
*police sirens*
I can't stop laughing omfg--
I CANT BREATHE
And the saddest part is that through out the whole thing i *can't* laugh, one bit, because it's 3: 39 in the morning, and I'm supposed to be asleep😅
Yeah.... How old are we?
That was , hands down, my favorite part. XD
*M O O D*
I'm actually SICK with the FLU. I'm not throwing up tho
I HOPE you’re OKAY now
@@Keiko-ok6lq I AM thank YOU
I'm also currently SICK with the FLU. terrified for this man to find me w his bucket
@@artrombaI hope you will recover FAST from the FLU
@@emimew THANK you so MUCH
fun fact: the taking care of you while your sick ASMR by dennis actually also works as yandere serial killer as well! Thats why hes hand feeding you, your stuck to a chair in the basement because he was so jealous lol
W-what?
@@CoolNoQuestionMark just a little fun fact!🥰
I have never been so uncomfortable. The chewing gum sounds really just another layer of nasty
Grace Duvall its asmr, you wouldn’t understand
Maxwell Kelly nobody would understand
Grace Duvall the sirens and wolf cry tho
@@maxwellkelly4667 I live asmr eating but this is making me uncomfortable :(
Poly Like this czcams.com/video/2Mt-ulpi7xc/video.html
“Good girl”
“So that’s enough of this guy”
Good call 😂
*-*
May i have the honors
*clears throat*
_Yikes_
10:08
Lawyer Morty c a
In Love With A Were tmi
Danny and Drew are so helpful omg one brought me a tiny amount of water and the other brought me barbecue sauce in a cup 😍❤❤
Honestly so thoughtfull of them😔. Its like they know exactly what I need at the right moment❤
But I thought Danny brought both the water and the barbecue sauce
literally they’re bae goals
they riff off each other so well it is actually amazing
This feels more like watching evidence tapes of serial killers.
Yup
For real tho😂
Vary Anomaly Nah....kidnappers.
666th like
Oh I never... wha... bu... huh? 😂
Danny: “Well you f*ked all the trash bros”
Boyfriend: “shhh my parents”
Boyfriend:"Shh my grandma's here"
@@kys3771 shhh my cats here
Obsessed With Bunnies shh I'm here
f*ck!
That comment is even funnier when you realize that that creator is (or was idk if he still is) an avowed Republican from Alabama. Though he was also explicitly non-homophobic.
I once saw a series of ASMR videos in the same universe that followed the story of a girl in a zombie apocalypse. I was so immersed in the plot that it actually kept me up instead of putting me to sleep-
do you remember who made the videos? now i want to watch them lol
@sapphirethesapphic I'm not 100%, but it might be gibi asmr? It seems like she has a few abt a zombie apocalypse, if you're still looking
@@404usernotfound_ oh, i know of gibi asmr. Shes done similar stuff but thats not the one i was talkin about, thank you though ^^
@@sapphirethesapphic i genuinely dont remember.. if i find it ill lyk
@@mooshroomsystem thank you for responding regardless 🫶
these one sided asmrs remind me of when i was younger and would play pretend with other kids and they’d say something like “okay now pretend i punch you and no dodge and you die and i’m the strongest person ever” and you kinda just stand there not knowing what to say
therapist: ASMR boyfriend isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
ASMR boyfriend:
This comment made me laugh andjsjss
But he would never let anybody hurt you.
Comfort after ASMR boyfriend attack
Anyone else taking a shit?
NxLxv yah lol
two bros watching boyfriend asmr roleplays together 2 ft apart but theyre not gay cuz theyre marrieddd
**jazz hands**
bianca balajadia that was terrible and I love it
When i read this i actually did jazz hands LMAO
*shatters their rings*
the jazz hands..
Cuz they're married to each other...
the way danny says “treat and a half” reminds me of my grandmother and it brings me so much joy ☺️
I love how “do you have any idea how far I am from you right now” works in the context of Danny being at his house, and also under Drew’s desk, making it seem ridiculous for him to call him over just to watch a CZcams video, but also to call him when he’s right next to him
The only time Drew whispers is when he’s with Danny because he can hear what an actual whisper sounds like and the alien in his brain can copy it and make the whisper sound come out of his mouth
this comment literally made me laugh so hard i cried
Omg 😂
my brain hurts trying to read this comment
Hahaha I just realized how loud he naturally is 😂. I'm trying to think of the last time I heard Drew whisper and I can't remember.
He has a natural gift.
So THATS why everyone thinks Danny and Drew are the same.
Drew's an alien who copies Danny because he's attempting to learn how humans act, and he created CZcams to further his knowledge
i know dannys married but it always shocks me whenever its mentioned because he looks sixteen
Same
salsa salsa he has a kid too
😳
For me he looks 22 or something
he’s got a young face
April Rants how do you know? He has never mentioned it
ASMR Drew and Danny are so fucking scary like genuinely their dead eyed stares make me wanna cry
Same
There’s a separate vibe off these two compared to others where it feels like a collab. Here it feels like two teenagers hanging out at each others houses
Danny and Drew: We are *not* the same person.
Also Danny and Drew: *consistently make the exact same jokes at the exact same time*
Salsabila Amari shh no no no no no
Salsabila Amari we don’t talk about that
*69* 0 likes wow
Shhh....My parents! (Lol Sorry stolen joke sort of)
@@stankyjo nice
Boy: “Can I give you some kisses?”
Me: “ I’m fourteen.”
* sirens *
Boy: “Sorry the sirens are going off. They’ll pass.”
Me: o_o
*wolf howls*
This needs more credit 😂😂
Pieper Marshall official Lol it’s probably the FBI coming to bust down his door :P
Ladies and gentlemen....... we got him.
Pieper Marshall official HAHAHAH
Drew and Danny have the greatest friendship chemistry I’ve ever seen
There's so much weird and unsettling stuff on the Internet, but being able to laugh about it with Danny and Drew helps me feel a little bit better about living in a world where these things exist.
Danny: “I accept!”
Drew: “danny were both married.”
Danny: “oh ☹️”
*no*
to each other?
@@cleangamer220 yeah, didnt you hear about amanda going rouge in the military?
@@casper2166 🤣🤣🤣🤣Call back I love it
Oh, it’s actually
Drew: “I accept!”
Danny: “danny we’re both married.”
Drew: “oh ☹️”
when blondie said "good girl" i almost whipped my damn phone across the room. no thank you sir
Im a grown ass man and I was terrified
I love role-playing as a literal poodle
wait when was that
Trinity !! 10:08
i read this in sync with the video and i almost did the same thing
Tiktoker: "Good girl."
"Alright well tuats enough of this guy."
I was so happy it ended immediately.
they haven’t discovered soundgasm yet guys
WHAT IS THAT (i don’t wanna know)
@@CarolineCalvano it’s a … yk… audio website (that i love)
@@CarolineCalvanothis but porn
I'm a straight guy but I really needed Drew and Danny pretending to be my boyfriend
no shame in admitting it
✖‿✖
ʕ￫ᴥ￩ ʔ
We all do
No homo
The one where they both look at you while in the bathroom makes me feel like I'm sitting a bath tub filled with ice and I just had my kidney stolen. They're trying to comfort me so I don't panic at the loss of my kidney.
is this a charlie the unicorn reference? hoLY fuck i'm old
lovelyardie No, it’s a forced organ harvest reference. Believe it or not, it’s a thing that actually happens, Charlie was referencing it. Happens more frequently in third world countries or China, where even the government harvests the organs of prisoners.
Jaden Karpoff yes, I’m well aware that happens. That is what Charlie the unicorn references. Thanks for taking the fun out of the video
@@lovelyardie Lol ok then
@@lovelyardie ew man why you gotta do that
Danny and Drew on full screen shushing me and excessively caressing my face made me as equally uncomfortable as losing it
"You have one nasty bug"
"Hey >:("
Him : " how was ur day "
Danny : * intensely bites his lip *
this had me dead lmaoooo
Danny needs to stop biting people lips
Time stamp?
@@cocacoladaph7857 around 1:47
That moment when you try to ask Danny how his day’s going and he bites your lip off 🤪
“I can give you some kisses.”
[Police Sirens]
hmMmMmMmMmMmmmM
2 things
1. I love this
2. Amazing username
The howls is what got me
Icyhottttt lmaooo todorokiiiii
Two things
This is Great
I got you to 1000 likes lmao
MilkTea Bean thank you Mr. Bean
Right away, the mouth sounds from the first guy scare me. It just sounds so . . . Moist.
"This guy's a treat and a half" is simultaneously hilarious and adorable 😂😭
I felt so uncomfortable watching this. I felt like Instead of boyfriend asmr, It’s more like kidnapped by serial killer asmr.
Steven asmr is really good, high quality. I highly recommend his kidnap videos, at night, full audio. No cringe
I like asmr but this for some reason I couldn't stand this
Pulp Fiction I agree this type of ASMR is really weird. I don’t like how close they are to the camera
@@thethmooteresa kidnap.....videos?????? 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶bye
@@dramuah4891 🥳🤣🤣 It depends on ur taste, but he also has a daddy asmr and cuddle stuff so if you dont like the dark stuff ^^ he also got fluff
Danny's asmr looks realistic, Drew's looks like he just kidnapped me and claims to be my boyfriend after i had amnesia
omg like that movie that sucked
duck dad
....
I-
@@duckdad557 😂
Oh god 😂😂😂 yes
Basically the plot of every male yandere ASMR video
11:36
Yeah, no, I took CPR and
1. 20 minutes is just insane. One of the situations in which you stop CPR is if you're too tired to continue, and 20 straight minutes if there was only one person would definitely qualify.
2. Now's not the time to be whispering sweet nothings into your ear, if he was doing CPR properly your ribs are currently fractured.
idk what if I want someone whispering sweet nothings into my ear as my ribs are broken
I feel violated on a visceral level.
me too cassiel
“Danny we are both married.”
“.....oh.”
How old are they?
@@doga6963 not sure about Drew but Danny's 25 or 26
@@doga6963 Danny is 25 turning 26 Drew 26 turning 27
If he had only said "We're married" it would've been a completely different narrative lmao
Every time Danny talked about his wife I thought he was just joking tbh
nobody:
absolutely no one:
Drew and Danny: w a n n a m a k e a v i d e o
All in an effort to still try an convince us that they're two different people cause who the heck could call and then talk to themselves on the phone? You wouldn't hear yourself on the phone coming from the other end. But I'm too wise and keen to this Danny-Drew guy's editing tricks and I'm not buying it for one second! Oh and the whole tour "they" did to prove to people that they're not the same person... If they can make a hologram of 2pac I'm sure Danny-Drew can make one too.
#TheRealTeaSiiissss
#ConspiracyTheoryBusted
What abøut Tyler?
Drew and Danny: w a n n a g o o n t o u r
Me: F o o d
you mean danny and danny
The subtitle at 6:52 😂
"Danny and Drew play soda-cup footsie, like lovers idly playing on a summer's day."
the subtitles are killing me; [danny and drew play soda-cup footsie, like lovers idly playing on a summers day] beautiful
HELP thank you for alerting me to that amazingness
"Danny, we're both married." Yeah, that's how marriages work. Once you marry each other, you're both married. Duuhhh
LOL.
Goodzales. Gonzaden.
@@AlexHerlan Godzilla.
Lmao
Ethan P. Wtf is wrong with you whoever likes your reply is messed up dude like just don’t just why
maybe they do it in asmr because they don’t want their parents to know they make these videos
Unless their parents watch CZcams then he’s screwed either way
Chelssy Joseph most likely
yeah I'm sure the parents would be very disappointed in them if they knew. maybe even disown them
Ashton Kutcher i’m a big fan
imagine walking into the room, and seeing ur fucking son making out with a camera. like "i raised this mf good, why he like this"
the second guys vid is giving off some serious serial-killer-has-you-tied-up-in-the-basement vibes
The third one is so uncomfortable.
Danny: hi Greg
Drew: hi guy
Kurtis: F O L K S
Victøria yee yee.
*hand clap intensifies*
they look like twins
👏
Kazoo Kid SUBSCRIBE FOR AN EXTRA GREETING
sometimes I watch boyfriend role-plays when I want a boyfriend to remind me why I don't want one
that’s honestly an amazing solution
Trust me No lad is this weird
Omg that's awesome
Lmao I watch ones like these but they are anime characters, an example is the character in my pfp, hawks from mha hehe :>
@@sydahnee157 oh my yes, I have a Hawk sweater from my boyfriend
im fully watching this video with resting disgust face...
There's no reason why "I figured you were thirsty, so I brought you some BBQ sauce" should have me in tears right now lmaooooooooooo
“Danny, we’re both married”
“Oh yea”
I died when he said that
Emily Msp when they said that I thought they meant to each other for a second
Edit: 69 likes, nice
@@Dani-mx4hd WTF
Dani same I’m an idiot
@@Dani-mx4hd that too
when i heard that i thought they were married to each other bc he didnt specify but then i remembered lmao
"Wait Jesse was there?"
Me: *sweats nervously*
Lmao love this
Lmao
999 likes xD
the fact that i used to watch jesse i-
Me, whos bf is named Jesse 😳
8:09 I can't get enough of Drew almost crying with laughter
Don't be fooled guys, they're actually both the same person.
"They" only do collab when "they" have enough budget for the cgi.
Mind. Blown.
CGI? It’s juat Danny with a mirror.
@@sexybunnyxox then what are "they" using all the extra sponsorship money for?
Feed their wives? We all know both wife personas are them with genderbend filter. That's why the wives is so pretty.
“your parents are getting divorced... you were attacked by a bear...”
tinky sz Too real man 😔😖
those likes
Shhhhh no no no no
tinky sz i hate when that happens
4 years late but dang this video is curing my anxiety and depression episode rn. Their humor and chemistry is insanely entertaining, hilarious, and heartwarming.
5:28 THANKS FOR PUTTING CELSIUS CONVERSION IN THE SUBTITLES!! ❤❤❤❤
“How was your off day?”
“My mom passed away”
“Dang.... you lucky”
Oof-
anna ou--
That sucks--
Fair enough
Lol
*danny is under desk*
Drew and Danny: wAnNa MaKe A vIdEo?
Danny is under desk
Danny and Photoshop Danny: wanna make a video?
**dannys under Drew's desk**
"Wanna make aaaaouuuut?"
**drew gets his asmr fetish lol**
i thought drew was under the desk....?
Begone furry
Comathan Comics oh my god -_- grow up. It’s just a hobby.
The "two boyfriends one toilet asmr" is my favorite.
Danny and Drew staring at me and whispering wakes up weird emotions
You know what really helps me fall asleep?
16 year old's whispering in my ear while chewing at the loudest possible decibel
Agreed 😂
Works every time
This is the height of luxury
who snatched my weave I snatched your weave and I’m holding it for ransom for $1,000
You have 1 day
I read decibel as edible
dennis: open wide
drew- :0
danny- :[]
5:01
I SCREAMED
'Comfort' ain't goin do nothing if I'm having an asthma attack. I need either my inhaler or to be rushed to the ER. I am DYING.
Thank you for having subtitles available! The tone indicators were great
"How was work?"
"How was your off day?"
YOU JUST SAID WE WERE AT WORK
aud2d2 there are different days but go off
the setting is of a boyfriend who sneaked into the room of the girlfriend. of course, he wouldnt do that everyday. he probably asked about the work that happened previous to that day then the off day on the day itself.
aud2d2 maybe you’re supposed to answer with “I had an off day today.”
Zac
I don’t really care for these videos and I don’t wanna find myself defending them but you make a lot of sense.
@@zac6876 yeah but he asked "how was your off day?". you dont say that when someone says "i had an off day" you just ask what happened.