Learning the Most Pointless Life Lessons from Dhar Mann
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I guess you could say I'm a Dhar Fann.
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drew, you’ve done it again. you’ve disappointed me.
(Danny instantly regrets it)
boi, that was a fast pin
not again!!
😔
Agreed
He tries to break stereotypes, while literally stereotyping his characters
In his autism video, the video literally states that saying that someone has a disability is really offensive, when different ability is basically the same. Disability ain't a bad word.
How the hell does he try to break stereotypes lol
@@prig1557 Bruh what the fuck. I mean I guess I get the sentiment of saying someone has 'different ability' but like. That's just wrong. Disability is not a bad word at all- I have a mental disability and I know that because my brain just doesn't work the same as others or do everything right, and that's fine! If someone had to have a leg amputated they don't have a 'different ability' for walking.
@@snakewithapen5489 The mom in the video says that he has a "different ability" when the correct word is disability.
@@prig1557 My mum once tried to call me differently abled. She did not try again.
You can tell how privileged Dhar Mann really is when his only definitions of "poor" are either: having an old tablet😢 or literally being homeless.
by that logic im poor because i own a 1984 commodore 64 and im 19 *sobs in being poor because my family was able to afford hardware not everyone has, or even wants*
sobs in having a phone worth $600 we traded our last phone in for, instead of the latest phone that costs 1200. You dont need top of the line. Save money, save time, or you WILL become poor. he couldve flipped that video to be about people who overspend lacking money
In fact im even lucky having a $600 phone, the one i had before was only worth $75 and id happily still be using it if the battery and screen werent going out, but that last phone got a good ~8 years of use, and i expect the one i have getting more use, having about 3 years already
@@shadowwolf3098why did you write so many words about yourself on something that had nothing to do with you
Exactly!
And then he says there are no shortcuts to success like he didnt grow up well off lmao
@@shadowwolf3098fellow old computer guy?!?!
“But you’re Dhar Mann, everyone loves you!”
- Dhar Mann writing his own script
Not for long…
or "Yes, I love Dhar Man!"
Well, he probably just did it for the video
Nice profile picture love Urbosa
Update: the actors are on strike for being underpaid as the company grows
So ironic
What happend will SHOCK YOU
man underpays workers, instantly regrets it
@@kindal5671 it will SHOCK YOU
Yeah and Dhar Mann _certainly isn’t_ strapped for cash.
Dhar Mann is actually named "Allison Dhar Mann". In middle school they laughed at him, yelling "ALLITERATION ALLISON" in unison. He would run away hoping they instantly regret it, but the answer would shock him.
Now they call him Dumbass Dhar Mann, but things are different now, see
This is the best comment ever
@@bibsp3556 I thought they called him Dhar Mann the Douchebag?
💀💀💀
This comment and the reply section is gold
me: *has a disability but it starts with a different letter than my first name*
dhar mann bully: *sweats nervously*
Same LOL XD
@@pikascoolawesome I think almost every one who has a disability doesn't have his name start on the same letter
Lmao
Dhar Mann: SOUND THE ALARMS, WE GOT AN ODDBALL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲
“You could be nice to someone.. just because”
This phrase was infinitely more effective than any Dhar Mann vid
I mean it's more idealistic, yeah, but try telling that to any mean ass 14 year old and see how effective it is. If kids believes in 'be nice just because you should be nice', bullying straight up wouldn't be an issue in the first place
The point is that in this universe, everyone bullies for anything. There's apparently no one that's nice just because they are. It's like everyone's inherently mean unless they are different. Kids watching that might feel like everyone actually bullies people inherently for everything and then feel more self conscious about being different.
Dhar Mann doesn't understand what sympathy is
@@windwaker407the most common issue is the parents. if a kid is bullying, it’s because the parent isn’t doing their job. whether it be they’re abusive themselves or just straight up neglectful/too carefree.
@@StqrryD3mon I mean, yeah, but not really relevant to what I was talking about
"There are no short cuts to success" says Dhar Mann, a person who was born into a wealthy family and when that money wasn't enough stole $44000 from Oakland, California in 2012 and was only sentenced to 5 years probation. (He also did more, breaking campaign finance law)
he WHAT ??? Is this true or am I tripping??
@@Rejiiiiii ya prolly already googled it at this point but yeah homie lmao this is all true.
Dhar mann needs to be dhar manned
WHAT?!!
Don't forget that he sells pot
The kids chanting "Stuttering Steven" over and over sounded like they were trying to summon a sort of Bloody Mary type creature or something lmao
Might as well have drawn a demonic circle on their screen lol
Yeah they did, a demon suddenly showed up right in front of me trying to drag me to hell. Help me 😣
well he’s obviously moaning myrtle’s twin brother, stuttering steven. he hangs out in the girls bathroom
They are in a cult
Have you seen the Sixth Sense?
That math teacher really wasted his time making a fake website to catch kids cheating instead of reaching out to students personally. Petty af.
😂😂😂 LOL this comment made my day, thank you
I was thinking about that too! Why would he go through all the trouble of making a fake website to catch cheaters instead of like... I dunno doing his job and reaching out to the kids who seem to have issues with the subject?
Also, it's a MATH test. How would he even know that he cheated on the test if the answers are literally always the same for everyone (provided you do the problems correctly, obviously). It would make way more sense if it was an English class, where you had to write an essay, that way plagiarism and cheating would be waaaaay more obvious
@@AlbinoTuxedo I was thinking that either the cheating website had different answers so he could tell if someone cheated, or I figured the teacher was insane and somehow had the knowledge of how and lack of decency to set up a way for him to see the IP addresses of specific students who visit the site JUST so he could fail them, which considering that kid is like, 10, is probably illegal lmao
@@AlbinoTuxedo lmao
@@AlbinoTuxedo I'm pretty sure the answers are different on the website but correspond to the same questions. I had a teacher who set up a fake answers webpage just as a joke and didn't actually fail anyone. I think he was just curious who would actually go through that trouble to cheat instead of study the textbook. He had this test that was legit copy and pasted year after year(a pretty common thing at my school actually) so he never had to change the website, it was just the same exact questions, with incorrect answers. Assuming Dhar Mann videos run off SOME sort of logic it was probably that. But I wouldn't put it past a Dhar Mann character to set up an IP address reader-thing to go after his 10 year old students like Micheal Toastman suggested 😂 That is a great username.
"Vote for Steven to end bullying."
Soooooo... if Steven doesn't win, bullying is _allowed_ at the school?
I could read this in Drew's voice
How do you do your text like that with the allowed part?
@@vilmavenla You put underscores _ on either side of what you want italicized, _ like this _ but without the spaces. To bold words, you put asterisks * on either side
@@emilyb.8219 Ok thanks
@@emilyb.8219 How did I never know this after being on CZcams for a decade lol I knew the asterisks one not the italics one
One problem with Dahr Mann is that he grew up wealthy and these videos are told from his point of view. That is why so many characters are rewarded financially for not being an AH to people. In everyone else's world that does not happen. Dhar Mann should hire writers to make these videos better instead of writing himself.
These videos are made for children, but they are not good for children to watch. Children view the world in a black and white manner and adults should encourage them to think differently. Dhar Mann encourages kids to continue thinking in black and white good and evil type of way.
"Dhar Mann should hire writers"
Yeah, but will he pay them?
"there are no shortcuts to success"
wrote the multimillionaire
recycling the same 5 stories over and over
As corny and predictable as the videos are it’s still kinda entertaining
@@anthonyp2883 if your 5? Like the videos are genuinely bad how do you actually enjoy it unironically?
Omg wait your rich? I'm not racist now 😍
@@Juanmaligno no enjoyable as in its funny to me. Like the acting and story line just makes me laugh which is enjoyable
@@anthonyp2883 I agree! Also, I don’t know why that person was calling you a child when they literally can’t tell the difference between “your” and “you’re“ 😂
The kids have better acting skills than the adults lmao.
no, their acting skills is still cringey
It's better than the adults...but TBH it's still bad...
I wouldn't say it's bad. I wouldn't say it's great either. It's alright to me lol
@@deadcorpse69 but kids have a better excuse to not act well. Adults have had years 💀
@@hailmuse what's their excuse?what would it be?
I was watching this video in front of my mom, and when she hear "A gamer AND a liar" she was just like "Oh look he's talking about you" and i completely expected it 🤦🏻♀️
Oh my god
Please tell me she was joking
@@1th_to_comment. If she wasn't I'd move to the cousins place
dude...
Now THAT'S a pro gamer move
I'm glad Noah was in a wheelchair during a flashback with no dialogue, because the bullies would've had a hard time finding a rude name about being unable to walk to call him that began with N.
No Stroll Noah
The bullies cant insult him. The rule of the bullies is to only insult in alliterations. Thats why they just clap
Oh no💀
@@Pugkin5405that's creative
No walking Noah
I love how the kid's class is online due to social distancing and yet the teacher personally comes to his house without a mask on to tell his mother that her son's an idiot.
man knows how to make a fake website to catch students cheating but still can't email a report card ......... next up ; microbiologist refuses to believe in covid vaccination
@@zhongxinawithmorechina4734 lol
@@zhongxinawithmorechina4734 instantly regrets it
He gets covid and vaccinates
@@rahantalukder797 " so you see , i had experienced covid and the vaccine really changed my life , like dhar mann to his fetus audience "
--pendejo microbiologist
LOLOL
As a retired middle school class president, no, we don’t do anything.
thank you for your service
lol is that a real thing
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI
as a current middle school class president, no, we don't do anything
Only if you're a Bad one that has nothing to do or change...
Literally Reformed my Entire school when I was one....
From School lunches, Uniform and Rule Changes, How to treat disruptive students and Rules for leaving School grounds, ect...
I had so much Power...
I'm glad my classmates and teachers were better at nicknames. They called me Bojangles, because I was a sad clown. Very clever.
And actually now that I'm grown, I'm kinda proud of it and wish more people used it
Does that even count as bullying?
@@bezllama3325 lol I don't even know. I suppose it wasn't as malicious and I also identified with the sentiment. So, maybe not?
@@bezllama3325 at any rate, if someone's gonna do a nickname, at least do one that sort of slaps lmao
My biggest issue with "instantly regrets it" is that they NEVER instantly regret it. It takes days, sometimes years for the antagoniste to regret anything!
“Jordan the Janitor” isn’t even an insult, it’s just his job title
One day...he would be tittle jordan joestar
@@bruhford3954 ah yes a fellow jojo fan .
exactly, its ilke saying something like "Darren the doctor" or "Lawrence the lawyer"
@@siru47 the main of part 9
@@pumpkinspade6756 Bob the Builder
I remember running for class president (it was just called student government but same thing) in elementary school and losing by an embarrassing amount to the guy that said he'd ban homework and give us an extra day off every week. Like most politicians, he never delivered on his promises and peed his pants while taking a test
Wow, they fell for that.
man, I hate when politicians pee their pants while taking tests. really decreases voter efficacy :/
How tf would he ban hw for fcks sake. I got elected as a president and cried in front of my classmates and schoolmates because I didn't want to be a president lol
I really tried my best to be as unenthusiastic as possible but still won
I guess the people love the idea of art and dance festival week lol
(I tried to propose about having limited hw per week but they refused so....)
@@jaycleoo lmao that also sounded like my childhood so that's why people stopped electing me the next year
i once got elected to the student council despite not even signing up for it :)
Cut to 2023 and Dhar Mann fires people for being Disabled, pays extremely low wages, only hires 1099 workers in order to avoid some labor laws and won’t meet with his actors to negotiate rates.
Stuttering Steven, Noah the Nerd, Goodwill Gordon, Wheelchair Wendy, Homeless Heather, Jordan the Janitor … damn.. Mr Man really digs alliteration
He forgot Dr. Seuss ABC book that has alliteration...
They could have made the titles more positive...
lucy the loser
fred the freak
carl the creep
I love how the teacher came to his student's house to explain it while they were having online classes. Like, screw the lockdown, I gotta expose this kid IN PERSON.
lmaooo true i didn't even notice that😭
Corona can wait , the teacher HAS to expose the kid.
I know, extremely stupid. Having online tests to prevent physical contact and then PERSONALLY handing over the results. 🤯
Cancel culture and it’s consequences
i came to find this comment.. like and he printed out the test and graded it by hand as well lol
The problem with our man is all his video's have the message: "don't be mean because later you might regret it." That's an awful message, imo. You shouldn't be cruel to people because it's morally wrong, not because you're afraid they might be a secret millionaire.
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Agreed, they often boil down to $$$
I totally agree, it fosters a surface level cautionary attitude, caring for someone else just because you have skin in the game.
This kind of stuff hurts the development of empathy because instead of teaching people to be kind for the sake of being kind, you have people learning to masquerade as nice just because they don't want to get in trouble.
Fr
This is from a website - "his video production company founded in 2018, creates positive content for social media often inspired by Mann's personal experiences of success and failure in business and using actors to portray real-life situations and life lessons.07-Apr-2021"
What absolute shit.
3:30 I like how the questions didn't even require that much studying beforehand, other than the knowledge of adding, subtracting, dividing and multiplying numbers. If he just used a calculator to cheat, Michael would've been fine.
He is a 8 year old who studied Algebra and Geometry with his 6 year old brother in the SAME class
They only have ONE subject: Maths
They only have ONE school
They only have ONE Mr. Wilson in the entire internet
They only have ONE GOD, ONE KING and ONE BODY: Dhar Mann
And u expecting logic ? Bruhh
@@souptikchakraborty2004 They weren't. Kinda why it was pointed out
Crazy how that math teacher has the money to buy a domain and the time to learn coding, probably JavaScript or python or something, and then made a website dedicated to those fake answers in the hope that someone will find that specific website and use it
Would love to know how he handled SEO.
mr wilson is sponsored by squarespace
"Man kills himself, lives to regret his decision"
Dhar Mann goes back in time, writes script for It's A Wonderful Life
@@theomacer3094 Dhar Mann sued for plagiarizing It’s A Wonderful Life, entire courthouse instantly regrets it
I laughed out loud 😂
Is he really going to LIVE to regret his decision
@@tgcjackred7716 well that was the point lol I was mocking the "lives to regret his decision" bit lmao
Kid takes candy from stranger, *DOESN’T* live to regret it
Drew gooden attempts to expose dhar mann, doesn’t live to regret it because we hired an assassin to go after him.
@@Flome810 Thanks man, I was really low on customers lately
So this could go one of to ways: he either enjoys... the thing... OR he gets candy.
Really hoping he just gets candy
He didn't live to regret it because karma killed him right after by having a candy truck fall on him
@@shaianna.1222 exact- wait what?
i find it so funny how the kids' middle school math final is just 3 questions, being a simple addition problem, a division word problem, and just straight up counting
Dhar rips off actors. He instantly regrets it.
I don’t think we talked enough about how that teacher made a fake website specifically to morally test kids and lure them into cheating.
Or the fact he showed up to the house with PRINTED OUT tests when they took the test online.
Also given the zoom class, this takes place during social distancing.
So the fact the teacher shows up at the house during PANDEMIC makes no sense.
Well the fact a teacher showed up to a students home is inherently weird and kinda creepy
Seriously. Why is this teacher setting up his students to fail? What a shitty person.
There are worse reasons to create a website to lure children
hes an ex CIA operative
Lure them into cheating? The kid lured himself by searching it up 🤦🏼♂️
I love that the kids are going to online school, assumably for safety, but the teacher comes to the house maskless to share a physical copy of their test
that presumably they did digitally
The teacher knew that boy cheated so he had to take the time to print out the tests, find where he lived, and then own him in front of his mom haha
@@elliflame5637 right like dang my man is really committed to the academic integrity of 4th grade 😭
@@sabxzilla haha he wanted to get back at him for never paying attention in class 😂
My mom’s boomer colleague literally did this. She taught math and was an anti-masker and when a test came up the first time she panicked and didn’t understand literally even how to attach the test to an email let alone digitize the Q&A. So she drove the tests around to each kid and made their parents come out and listen to her explain how to proctor the tests while she was maskless.
(Edit: this is a small, religious school that chose to stay open unless known cases presented, and this was during one of the 2 week quarantines following an outbreak.)
"she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars."
"she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars."
"she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars."
"I actually know a lot about cars"
"You're fired!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly it is amazing on how dhar man is able to consistently pump out garbage without even trying
Those views are highly suspicious 🤨
@@velocirshtr3756 probably little children
"Poordon" would have been a way better insult than "Goodwill Gordon."
i thought that goodwill gordon was a goody-two shoes kind of name lmao
@Believe That Trying to sneak your beliefs on people isn’t a good way to get people to like your beliefs
@@JasonZakrajsek He isn’t sharing beliefs, it’s just a story of Solomon. Calm down.
@Believe That damn bro I turned my render distance up to max, and I can’t find who the fuck asked
They Like Playing The Alliteration Game
"There are no shortcuts to success" easily the biggest fucking lie I've ever heard in the history of the universe.
Success shortcut #1: be born to an already rich family that can pay for everything you need to be even wealthier
"There are no shortcuts to success" is just a smart lie that the successful spread to make sure everybody just implicitly accept that they didn't take any shortcuts and totally deserve all of their success. After all, if they'd taken a shortcut, they wouldn't have success. Right?
it’s basically a repackaged “pick yourself up by your bootstraps”
@@ethansloan "I just worked hard and followed my dreams! The large loans from my family and paying workers under the table for below minimum wage and evading taxes had nothing to do with it!"
@Joshua Roehl That song sounded good in the first 16 seconds but when the lyrics came on it was like I experienced ear rape
Dhar Mann - "There are no shortcuts to success!"
Dhar Mann - Charged with thirteen felony counts of fraud for allegedly defrauding a city beautification program while operating his real estate company and renting luxury cars.
Guy commits thirteen felony counts of fraud; INSTANTLY REGRETS IT
I like how his response to making videos that have more hollow lessons than Dora the Explorer, instead of maybe hearing their response and trying to make his stories feel more human, he decides to just break the 4th wall by making himself a part of the lesson which makes it seem like he is even more delusional
I wouldnt agree
I would say that Dora the Explorer actually teaches some lessons unlike Dhar mann
i'm just confused why the teacher hand delivered his test inside his house, and without a mask or anything, which is the whole reason he was on a call and played video games instead of paying attention
That's what I was thinking too! The whole point they were learning online and the story has its comeuppance by the teacher ignoring lockdown.
That's an easy one. Because the father isn't there 😏
@@ianr2002 😆
@@ianr2002 He may be getting an F but that mother is definitely getting a D
@@isaiahthejet3274 I would give this a like, but you said "defiantly".
How did nobody talk to dhar offscreen like 'dude, isn't this kind of stupid? You're literally inventing your own scenario in which you are idolized'
Money, lots of money.
why would anyone ever say that to their boss lol
Video creator surrounds himself with yes men, what happens next will shock you
not to mention his ableism and how inaccurately he portrays autistic kids in his recent videos-
Since the storywriting in those videos is so lame and pathetic everytime, I'm afraid not...
I always used to have an irrational fear that someone would make fake quizlets and have all the textbook answers wrong in them on purpose just to screw people over on their homework
The teacher is such a confusing and funny character. He makes fake cheating websites instead of helping kids with their work and if anyone uses that website he comes to expose the kids IN PERSON.
that Zack and Cody game brought back so many memories
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear is
I'm only shocked to see that game is still up lmao
Why did disney have to take them down? 😔
Bruh
Also first furry
Same, I used to play that game religiously
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that little Michael took the time to find a fake website rather than just googling the answers and getting a definite correct response. Such a genius!
yeah google always has the answers to something unless if you're taking a hard test
*brainly website enter the chat
must’ve took hours as well because of how specific that website was
LMAO.
Or using calculator
I love how the dhar mann universe is so centered around him to a point where its impossible to believe
And now dhar mann is getting sued by his actors lmao
“There are no shortcuts to success” right after they reuse a shot lmao
god that is so funny hahaa
time stamp?
@@logan5690 comment got removed but the timestamp was 4:16
Me (who cheated through school and graduated): Am I a joke to you?
Then again I'm currently unemployed, I guess it's true what people say, education doesn't equal success
😂
I just love the casual narcissism with which Mann casts himself as the coolest celebrity and a hero who jovially bestows his gifts upon his fans
Yesss. It's so manipulative
Omg, that's the biggest thing I've noticed. He's literally a narcissist.
Narcissism, racism, ableism, Dhar Mann is doing it all.....
@@femkefeenstra7754 Yep
The way you just referred to him as “Mann” is killing me for some reason😭
Here let me write a dhar mann plot:
*person does something to try and get something done easily*
Relative/Classmate: "Hey, dont do that, you have to try to succeed"
*person does that anyways*
*later*
Teacher: "You don't get to do the thing you wanted to do because you cheated"
Main character: "Oh no, i shouldve followed dhar mann, who is so cool and great, hes so inspiring"
*dhar mann appears for some reason
"Don't do that, you have to try to succeed"
Disembodied dhar mann voice: "so you see, cheating doesn't get you anywhere"
Something tells me Dhar Mann got bullied once and took it waaaaay too seriously. He then decided to write a whole bunch of evil outcomes for that bully. And that bully lived to regret it.
"There are no shortcuts to success" It's called being born rich, Dhar Mann, just like you were with your parents who own a large taxi company.
@@nocontextgonzalo its a bot, i think. Just report for spam everytime you see it in the comments.
Yeah, that's pretty funny coming from a guy who got handed the ultimate shortcut.
@@Sugarman96 How can you say that when Dhar Mann didn't choose who to be born to?
@@tochie-ugorji2021 Of course he didn’t choose to be born to a rich family, but him preaching about taking no shortcuts when he’s never needed to just makes him sound ignorant of others’ lives
also at one point he was a weed dealer and got arrested for fraud
I disagree there are shortcuts to success like:
-Having rich parents
-Wealthy parents
-Parents with significant monetary means
and my favority
-Parents that can aford spending a lot of money on you.
@@aisyahazam5949 what dimension are you from lol
my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.
The joke here is that all 4 of the shortcuts to success are "rich parents"
Also parents that attended Ivy League schools, parents who own a company or a significant share of stocks of said company.
Life hack
Buy a gun and use that gun to rob someone
Real bullies wouldn't say "Stutering Steven" they'd say "S-s-stuttering S-Steven"
I love how the kid takes off his "gaming" headset to speak to his teacher. Those things have mics on them. It's perfectly reasonable to use them in class.
Half of Dhar Mann's positive messages are "don't judge that person by how they look, they might secretly be rich". He doesn't teach that all people have inherent value and worth and deserve to be treated well...instead his lessons usually come down to "being rich and successful equals good person, don't make fun of person until you find out whether they are rich or will becomes rich".
Like: watch out this person may have power over you, not cause they're a fellow person who should have basic respect at the least
I’ve heard that he has rich parents, so it’s not surprising to me that he’d have that attitude
And stealing's only wrong because you'll caught
It's life lessons from the perspective of a sociopath. Two glaring examples that come to mind for me are the "don't bully autistic kids" and the "don't be racist towards Asians" videos. In the former, a kid learns to stop bullying the autistic kid in school because he's actually awesome at a lot of things, therefore it's beneficial for him to be nice to the kid. As for the latter, the lady learns not to be racist towards Asian people because the same Asian person who received her bile is the doctor who treated her daughter who got covid.
As an aside, the latter video was made extremely irresponsibly. It's from May of 2020, and the only person shown wearing a mask is the covid patient who takes it off when other people enter the room.
@@Sugarman96 That's it exactly, the moral seems to always be "don't be bad because you might miss out on benefits", rather than focusing on empathy and connection. Rather then focusing on the benefits that you would get from the autistic kid, it would be better to have on of the bullies see the effect it has on the kid, like maybe he sees the kid breakdown or start hurting himself and repeating the words they used to bully him. Forcing the bully to reflect on his actions, the damage it's causing, and to develop empathy. Then end the video with the bully interfering to stop the bullying, and taking the opportunity to start over and understand the kid.
Cody Ko looks like he's trying _so_ hard not to bust out laughing the entire time, I love it
I need to watch the full episode 😂😂
Maybe drew wants to make a video with dar mahn and that’s why he made this video.
This is obviously danny gonzales 🤨
Not so fun fact: he was tortured into saying,"I'm sorry Mann".
I though u said he looks like he wants to bust
Next up, we’re gonna learn how to properly pay our actors
Nice video, Drew the Dweeb!
*Middle schoolers laugh*
New video title suggestion - "Drew Gooden watched a Dhar Mann video, What happens next will INSTANTLY shock you."
Bruh
Also first furry
Hello person
@@Schweppesale hey guy
“AND regret it.”
*INSTANTLY*
"There's no shortcut to success!"
Every billionaire's kid: PSYKE!
Every tiktoker: *...yes*
i had a seizure reading that last word😭😭😭
Is there a worse way to spell sike? Probably but this one is pretty bad
@@ROSCOE16000 i spell it sike or psyche but the worst way to spell it is psyck
@@JamesSmith-wu1dd Charli becoming famous because she stole a black girl’s dance: Someone say something?
Well, looks like none of these actors can pay rent I assume.
Funny thing about 13:40: if you look at the Animal Crossing shirt, you can see the logo for New Leaf, which makes me believe that the staff barely knew anything about the series when they chose the shirts for this video. Keep in mind that the bullies call it *last year's* Animal Crossing shirt, so it’s clearly meant to be a New Horizons shirt, and they likely didn't know the name of any of the games, if they even knew that there were any other games besides the one that was really trendy the year prior.
“There are no shortcuts to success”. People who were born rich: “well i don’t know about that”.
but hey can you imagine how difficult it must be to become from son of ceo to a ceo /s
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI
Yep. Bill Gates is often credited as being self-made when in reality he had a rich mom who was a president of non-profit organizations and worked with CEO of IBM which she used to promote her son's projects so he would become successful. Nepotism.
@@miss_conduct. Exactly, there are people who have advantages and a leg up. His videos lack nuance and reality.
@@candylove49 I think this guy also just doesn't understand how capitalism works.
Person A: *is a terrible person*
Person B: “You should stop being a terrible person”
Person A: *keeps being terrible but then gets some sort of comeuppance (possibly including a voiceover from Dhar Man himself) and gets told a speech about the moral including the words “so you see…”*
Person A: “Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson” *immediately stops being a terrible person*
Dhar Man: *explains the moral again*
That’s it. That’s every video
_you don't need any psychologist giving you the tools to manage your unpleasant emotions or lack of control that you project onto others to feel better about yourself. you just need a new perspective; you're bad. stop it. be good._
Exactly. Which is why I got sick of watching his channel
Don’t forget how all the nerd characters become millionaires in a year and have hot girlfriends and expensive cars
@@christopherwilliams7845 Because that is how to be happy in life, apparently, no other way. Maaaaybe the girl can be exchanged for a hot dude if Dhar Mann is feeling like patronising gay people that day.
@@hippieduck So basically : STOP THAT
13:45 I’m legit playing animal crossing rn
yeah i am also playing animal crossing while watching this video
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14:28
"In February 2023, multiple actors employed by Dhar Mann Studios stated on social media that they had poor working conditions and unsustainable pay"
What kind of world does dhar mann think we live in? a kid bullying another kid who isin a wheelchair and the other kids laughing along instead of just booing? I my high school if somebody insulted our classmate who was in a wheelchair by calling him "Cerebral-Palsy Camden" I think the quarter back would have fucking dropped kicked him...
the same world that teen tv show producers think we live in
yeah in real life most people dont stand for bs
I think most kids, even the bullies where I live, have even a bit of common sense that disabilities aren't supposed to be made fun of (unless it's mental ones because my old school was pretty shitty tbh)
Depends on school/community. If absolutely no adults are around and there's mostly kids with parents who... Let's put it this way, have "mastered the craft of avoiding contact with your child whilst preserving their survival", lots of kids will absolutely jump in and hurt anyone they are able to, so long as the idea of getting away with it is plausible enough to them.
Sometimes, there's no hero that's gonna step in and save the day for you. Sometimes, you're going to scream out for help to deaf ears.
The right thing to do when those times happen, is so much more valuable of a lesson than "really, really hope for someone to fix everything for you". No, sometimes YOU need to fix your own problems. Any informational help to find the good solution sooner, can make a big difference to fixing your problems. This is my experience as a 9-year-addict who could've broken away in the first year if he knew what he knew now.
As far as I've seen, Dhar Mann is some born-rich guy who decided he wanted a CZcams channel. Wealthy as him, it's easy to pay actors. It's easy to get formulaic, low-effort scripts written for you. All you need to do is think of a title that appeals to the lowest common denominator (everyone would love to imagine their oppressors instantly regretting their actions), and if you want, write yourself as the hero celebrity everyone loves, to save everyone's day.
It's an investment that likely partially exists to make him feel better about himself. $70 shirts with kids thinking that people love Dhar Mann and they should too. That's likely a pretty solid return on that investment.
Eh, pretty long post here, sorry about that. I've just had a lot of thoughts stewed up about this guy since I first found him, and I never really had any decent opportunity to talk about it.
Thanks for reading if you did read through my ramblings. God bless.
If that had happened in my high school Cerebral Palsy Camden would have gotten down and fought somehow
As someone who has common knowledge of bullying, this is not how bullying works
@@waleedowain5950 I didn't 😎
Yeah bullying is more complex tshn you imagined
@@waleedowain5950 my school doesn’t have bullies, my old school doesn’t have bullies, and my schools from foreign country don’t have bullies. Basically, what I’m trying to tell you is that not everyone has bullies. And this guy does
As someone who has been bullied I can agree
Exactly! Bullying is more like physical and verbal abuse...I never stayed in class when there wasn't any teacher nor did I went to washroom if there were too much people I always stayed kinda away and alone with few friends but thankfully it didn't affect it mentally. I was like fuck them . they'll will suffer thier karma (and they did later )and now I'm very confident and good in studies 💝 so it does get better!
if dhar mann walked into a high school class, it would definitely be more of a "dhar mann ? huh?" reaction
The math video has taught me the lesson to at least double check a few answers before completely copying everything from a quizlet. I don't think that's what they were going for, but it works.
Dhar Mann, teaching the wrong lessons one video at a time
Mean nicknames in school are never as cutesy as “Stuttering Steven”.
it's almost always going to be a slur of some kind.
Duncan Kaster was called Duncan Doughnut
My sister was called slutta, her name was Stella. She had a hicky or something so she was called that like all through 10-11 grade
Yeah, generally I was “You fat fuck”
it would be more like “st-st-st-steven”
My biggest complaint with Dhar Mann isn't the cheesy infomercial level acting. It isn't that bland "storyline". It isn't the predictable endings. It's the fact that he self-inserts himself into almost EVERY episode. AND he's ALWAYS getting the actors to compliment him in the story. HE WRITES THE SCRIPTS, so if the actors are saying: "Man, I love Dhar Mann, he's the best guy ever!" then that means HE WROTE THAT IN! He's an egotistical self-inflated fool.
Narcissism after inventing Dhar Mann: 💵💵💵
If Dhar Mann at some point comes clean and say that his videos are actually parody/satire I'll become an instant fan, because to this day I'm having doubt in my mind that this is actually a very well made satire and everything will make sense.
@@toreadoress ooooooo ✨👁️👁️✨
dhar mann inflation
@@toreadoress it's not really well made satire if there's nothing in it to indicate that it's satire and the point it's making is unclear. The cinema sins school of 'satire' lol
2:55 I like how the first question is like what 100+1 then the next 34986 divided by 14
Meanwhile, Asian companies make the most inspiring, touching, Oscar-worthy short films for... insurance commercials.
They don’t pay their workers either. Also isn’t Dhar Mann also Asian lol
Dhar Mann has constructed his own poorly acted world where he is a well received fountain of wisdom when in reality, he's the intellectual equivalent of a self centered child
And where is ur proof
@@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463 Bruh he literally writes himself into his stories as an educational figure that everybody loves and reveres and anytime someone says that he's not all that they automatically become the bad guy of the video.
@@michaelgraham9774 and how tell me explain
@@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463 I'm not going to spell it out for you anymore than I already have. If you still dont get it then you're not worth another moment of my time.
@@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463 Well all the characters besides the bullies defend him and compliment him and is the ultimate God or celebrity
The worst part about dhar mann videos is no one has basic empathy, only sympathy
That is a cursed picture of polnareff. What is going on with his tongue 💀
I think you mean no one has sympathy, not empathy
Also the only reason to care about people is that you might get in trouble or they might be able to hold power over you
@@EmilyKinnynope, it’s the other way around, the original comment was wrong and the one that you replied to was right. with all due respect, google is free…loud and wrong😬
@@EmilyKinny How can you and so many people have it the complete opposite...?
Sympathy is commonly considered more superficial, akin to pity, so it's often gatekept like "you don't know what I'm going through!". As such sympathy has a more negative connotation than empathy, even though having sympathy is the sign of caring for others more comprehensively, of being more caring than having empathy alone (or having neither).
7:40 "Wait up, is this a make a wish thing?" moment
It’s kind of scary how even someone with relatively good intentions and messages like Dhar Mann is still something of a menace by virtue of pushing flawed, black and white life lessons onto vulnerable kids.
I never thought of it as a flaw. Black and white life lessons is one of the only things that will get through kids, after all. On the other hand: repetitive, stale, and milking content...
@@FrostDirt A black and white life lesson will always be flawed because life is not black and white. Children may be inexperienced and underdeveloped, but that's exactly WHY it's important to teach them with as much nuance as they can handle.
@@camorangerenthusiast6 keyword: relatively.
dhar mann is vain
I want to see a Dhar Mann video where the setup is morally ambiguous but the lesson is still cut and dry. Like some guy has to sell drugs alongside his regular job because his grandma’s insulin prices increased, then he gets arrested and sent to jail for 20 years and the lesson is “crime doesn’t pay”
That sounds really good
That sounds like a really good idea, which is exactly why he's probably never gonna do it.
kinda like breaking bad
the problem is that this lesson is wrong. the guy selling drugs for cash is unironically and unequivocally doing nothing wrong; the law does not equal justice.
Yeah I can see dhar Mann simping for mass incarceration
I was hit by a car in high school. I missed most of a semester, was in a wheelchair for a while and used crutches for quite some time. Nobody treated me badly for it. In fact, my classmates went out of their way to help. Some of them (many of whom I barely knew) even visited me in the hospital. I also knew several disabled people who had similar experiences to me. I find these skits unrepresentative of how teenagers act towards their disabled peers. While I'm sure there are some nasty people who do bully the disabled, most people just want to help (at least, in my experience)
that’s so sweet of them! that must have been terrible.:(
I also find them rather reductive in their portrayal of the bullying itself. actual ableism and oppression is far more subtle and complex than just pointing and laughing at someone
This! I was on crutches during my senior year, due to a knee injury, and people went out of their way to help me out, and I wasn’t popular in the slightest. I was the weird ADHD kid with strange obsessions, but people would offer to carry my backpack for me, or grab my lunch tray, and one dude even carried me up the stairs for a class because I couldn’t get up with my crutches and the elevator key was only given to students in wheelchairs. Granted mine was an injury and I was on crutches so I had more mobility, but still. No one ever bullied me for being on crutches, people were actually a lot nicer to me, even though I wasn’t well known or well liked in my high school.
@@alexjones8843 that’s super nice!
Lol i remember there was a guy with dwarfism in lower class at my school and i once see him chilling with their friends smoking
“Be a good person because you will become rich and famous. Oh no, not because being a good person is a good deed, just because you’ll get rewards”
This aged well
dhar man radiates "your not depressed just talk to me" parent vibes
@TommyInnit 🅥 you okay?
@TommyInnit 🅥 >:(why u no rickroll me?
@Josh the Joshey Boii u okay?
@@johnxina1838 hahah frl
I mean, he already radiates "money can't buy you happiness all while buying another brand new car" type of vibe
Ha ha everybody point and laugh at Left-Hand-Two Can’t-Cook Drew
Ah daddy Shaq.
Hi Shaq
Ah yes other favorite creator
I’ve read this like 10 times and I don’t understand it
Hahaha
No body is talking about how Mikeys teacher knew he was on that website? What did he do, IP log him, and trace it back to his house? Kinda creepy for a teacher.
i love how this is how he sees himself and his channel cuz i dont think there's a single soul that genuinely watched dahr mann unironically and calls him his favorite youtuber
Kid disobeys the almighty Dhar Mann, instantly regrets it
dies to regret it
w o r s h I p d h a r d h a r
Gets executed publicly for this heinous deed.
@@1th_to_comment. the worst sin you can commit.
Instantly gets shot
why did the math teacher show up to students house? why didn’t he just post the grades online-
Also..if a student genuinely studies and got 100% as well, does the teacher also go to their houses and gave 0 to them as well!!!?
Plot hole and one 🏌️♀️
And it was an online test. Why would you go through the trouble of printing them then marking them by hand
Like even if he cheated, a phonecall or a meeting at the school is sop
I relate to your username on a personal level
"There are no shortcuts to success" ............ *closes my chatgpt tab*
Man throws TOASTER in BATHTUB, what happens next is SHOCKING
'wheelchair wendy' is such a funny insult to call a disabled person like. Yeah? Its the same as calling a redhead red haired rhonda or something. When kids wanted to make fun of me for being disabled they usually go for slurs, not alliterative descriptors of my physical appearance
Dharr mann is from the troom troom universe
it sounds like a nickname Trump would come up with lmao
LMAO absolutely. Like, bitches ain't out her calling me Autism Alyssa they just call me the r slur and move on.
woulda been funnier to call her walking wendy anyways
Imagine calling someone Ear Elisa, or Finger Nail Frankie. Belly Button Billy 😂😂
That teacher literally leaked his final exam to the internet. And he tricked his students into cheating. I don't think you're allowed to do that.
Edit: Apparently a lot of people don't agree with my point here. I feel like a teacher's job is to teach their students, not to try and weed out the morally impure. This guy completely misses the point of being a teacher.
Tbh it sounds fucking illegal, is like a man became a police after being a robber So he can just trick the cops to not arrested him
@@bruhford3954 Right, and how would he know if they did cheated, what if it was just a coincidence they just happened to pick those exact answers.
*Teacher sweating nervously*
@@Nameless82284 in dhar man world, Teachers has ability to predicted everything and seemingly make shitty excuses
That shit’s entrapment
That shit’s entrapment
So here’s the thing. Drew knows how to do humor. He also knows how to be self aware and think through his comments and formula. All our videos come across as unscripted and meaningful even if they’re about absolute nonsense. That’s extremely hard to do. Nice job.
3:45 Crazy how that PS5 joke still holds up almost 3 years later.
The funny part is those kids probably aren’t much older than Minecraft
Ikr, like they were in diapers when Minecraft was in its prime around 2011-2012.
They look like 15-16 so they are around the same age as the Xbox 360
What’s also funny is that when the first kid said “He took my kill,” he was playing minecraft but I guess he could have been talking about mobs
What’s also funny is that when the first kid said “He took my kill,” he was playing minecraft but I guess he could have been talking about mobs
They look literally 16
I only learn things from a nice youtube man
Bruh
Also first furry
@TommyInnit 🅥 congrats on your 25 subscribers
He's the nice youtube man we need, but not the one we deserve.
ok
He is the human shield, protecting us from crap content on CZcams.
“There are no shortcuts to success!” Yeah I mean except for having generational wealth, or just wealth in general…