This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think
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I watched a movie called "2025: The World Enslaved By a Virus" and it's literally the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Let's talk about it :)
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I'm German so I understand their language and I watched a video of them where they said that they met up when she was twelve... TWELVE
she said that she didn't wanna be with him at first but he was the pushy one. I'm honestly sick to my stomach
BRUH THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON A WATCH LIST 🤮
SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL
@@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 not watch list, actually arrested.
@@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 for real
So gross. He is a pedophile. So very disgusting and wrong.
I like how ONLY Christianity is outlawed, instead of all religions, or even all Abrahamic religions. I guess the world government decided to give Christianity the middle child treatment
honestly, and i find it hysterical that there's so many christians that honestly believe something like that could happen. there are legitimately unaware of the fact that christianity is one of the most established religions in the world, and the most established in the usa.
As a Christian I’m alright with banning Christianity as it is (obviously not really, I just see why people hate on our religion lol) . We’ve gone so far from what our religion is supposed to mean at this point smfh
Edit: this comment was made without thinking; hopefully I redeemed myself down there 👇🏾
@@darkprincette ye they think that they’re so oppressed in this day and age😢😢
The middle child treatment killed me
My whole Catholic family would still be able to go to church and pray, and my Jewish neighbors too ~
Why did the groomer slide across the hood of a car?
To get arrested on the other side.
BAHAHHA HELP I VGSDFWKUMYJ;LDW;
@@user-db7jj6zu6wsomeone get her help.
☝️ I think you made that guy have a seizure
Heheheheh, that's a good one
@@user-db7jj6zu6w same bro, same
What really pisses me off is the fact that the characters complain about celebrations and parties and meet-ups but ignore the fact LITERAL FUNERALS COULDNT HAPPEN. My cousin passed 3 years ago and hasn’t had a proper funeral, which makes it feel almost like we didn’t get to say goodbye to him. But yeah, not going to nightclubs or having dinner with friends is the worst thing that happened. Fuck this movie dude
My thoughts exactly! its scary how self centred and selfish these "Christians" are
I remember when the PM or premier or whichever jurisdiction announced the first lot of restrictions where I lived, when speaking about funerals, he made a huge deal of 'yes, I know how hard this one is going to be,' acknowledging it was the worst restriction of them all. But these writers couldn't think of that?
My mom couldn't be buried & had to be cremated, when being cremated is the only thing she DIDN'T want when she died. It was honestly upsetting I couldn't get her buried like I wanted.
Fr not only did my Grandma die of Covid because they put all the patients in a rehab for old people but we still haven’t been able to have any type of memorial service for her yet and she died in 2021
I think about my dad who lost his sister just as Covid was making its rounds in the west; she passed away of stomach cancer around January of 2020 and my dad was offered to attend her funeral. My family lives in Australia & my dad's immediate family's from California, so he was offered to have the expenses of that flight to be paid for him.
The lockdowns came and he couldn't go to say goodbye to his own sister off in person; nor could her own children and the other people in her life.
My dad would pass away in his sleep in the middle of 2022 due to a sudden heart attack, and we were fortunate enough to be able to send him off with a funeral. The whole time, though, I just thought about how he couldn't see his own sister off, because of the lockdowns coming into action. I was grateful to be there to give him my farewell, but I was sad that he couldn't do the same to his own estranged family, or anyone else who'd lost someone during 2020 & 2021 that they couldn't see off, due to a global pandemic putting us at risk.
But good to know these people know who really suffered, and that was people not allowed to attend parties or go to restaurants for a few weeks/months. Not the people who lost their lives or suffer with possibly lifelong affects of COVID, not people who couldn't say goodbye to lost love ones, but people who couldn't go out and have a nice time.
The weirdest part of their relationship is him saying “finally 18” and THEN proposing, knowing he’s heavily religious just makes me think he was waiting to caboogle her.
That’s the way I’m referring to it from now on. “Hey babe, you wanna caboogle tonight?”
I like your vocabulary
Caboogle sounds like it would mean surprised.
Flabbergasted, even.
@@fennecfanatic5566 "Oh babe, no caboogles like you do" (proceeds to intense caboogling)
Hopefully he waited. Grooming is bad enough but if he actually had sex with her then its even worse.
"what would Jesus do? idk, but he wouldn't make this fuckin movie" is a fantastic critique of a film
He also wouldn't groom a child
he really wouldn’t though 💀
A lot of people forget that Jesus was all about helping people, if he saw this shit, Jesus would be laughing tbh
Probably heal the sick and preach against going to church while the pandemic is on.
No joke, there's a Bible verse where Jesus says that people who pray in public are hypocrites who are simply performing for their fellow man and true believers should pray quietly at home. I had quite a few Christian friends and family wielding that verse against people who were going to church purely to demonstrate how "faithful" they were to others.
Viruses are great mother Nature's immune system,
desperately trying to get rid of her parasites.
And what are the parasites doing ?!
They invent vaccines to disrespect her further!!
Humanity is disgusting...
As a Christian whose family member died from COVID leaving behind her children, I PUT MY DAMN MASK ON AND GOT VACCINATED
EXACTLY!
You are a true Christian.
type shiii sahhhh
Fuck COVID.
I feel like the person who made this movie must’ve had covid because it’s got zero taste
HELP
oh my god thats beautiful
Love this.
Goddamn, that is savage
I feel like the person who made this movie has a covid-19 year old girlfriend who he waited for to turn 18.
The irony of the synopsis saying "communism is all over the place" and showing the spread of Christianity at 20:48 with bright red is fucking incredible.
i mean, tbh, if this movie teaches you anything, it's that the target demographic doesn't know what communism is.
Inbred Dawn
@@lnhp5592 True enough, but I feel like most people don't know what communism is lmao
@@armstrong.r A lot of people definitely don't know what communism is.
or how a virus spreads lol
I love how the “hacker” uses only Google and wikipedia to track down the Christians💀 that is some high-level hacking
I also love the fact it's outlawed and everything but they never took down any information or websites about it allegedly.
If that's hacking then my two years of studying were for nothing🥂😭🤣
Movie hacker be like: *highlights words on Wikipedia page* 👩💻
I believe the rule is if you wear a hoodie while at a computer you are a hacker, regardless of what you are doing.
Every student ever: "You know, I'm something of a hacker myself"
This movie feels like a high school presentation. Everybody is really awkward and doesn’t totally know their lines. Their topic doesn’t make sense and they needed to fill slides with bullshit because there was a required amount of slides
they couldn't be bothered to re-do lines
I only thought of this a YEAR LATER, but at 17:40 , if the police have all the phone numbers of all the Christians like they say, why aren’t they all arrested??
Because they're the smartest christians that haven't been caught yet 😎
@@BeTheAeroplane YOOOO I didn't think about that 😱
It makes sense that the dude would basically publicly admit to dating a 14 year old when he clearly has this much of a persecution fetish.
Oh, you can date someone of the same sex just fine, but when I date a 14 year old girl everyone goes buck wild, so much for the tolerant left!!!! 😡😡😡
Don’t agree with same sex attraction, but I think both sides look down on blatant pedophelia. If you are serious about that then you are disgusting
@@theemeraldiris6702lol, sarcasm right?
@@theemeraldiris6702 And for today's gold medalist in the "Self Report Olympics"...
@@tiredspudguy6835 it was sarcasm.
The reasoning for Christians being oppressed wasn't even explained. Rating this movie "finally 18" out of 10000000
Doesn’t matter it’s communism
Best comment
LMFAO with the "finally 18" part
@@Laura-gd4ku the anarcho-marxist commu-islamists
also love how they're trying to make christians look oppressed when in reality they're more likely to be the opressors
btw, what about jewish, muslims, and literally every other religion in this movie?
*Makes entire movie proclaiming how Christian he is*
*Grooms kids*
The jokes write themselves.
Yeah he’s completely doing the opposite of what Christianity is supposed to be lol
"Finally, 18" is insane in astronomical units.
Its funny how people like this worship someone who was tortured and died for them yet you ask them to bear the slightest bit of inconvenience for the safety of others and they throw a fit
GOT EM
It just pisses me off, if I had to wear a mask for the rest of my life so that no one else had to, I would.
THIS
Jesus would wear 27 masks if he had to.
Jesus literally walked up to lepers and cured them. Jesus wouldn't want people to die of disease, especially if it was preventable
One reviewer described it as “A Christian persecution movie made by people who never had to face persecution in their lives” and I don’t think a more perfect description could’ve been said
Man what are these replies?
That's honestly the best way to describe it
Oh my gods. What the frick is up with the bots lately? Were they always this bad?
@@lumini3172 For some reason they're raiding kurtis really bad rn. Maybe he's been trending or something
@@lumini3172 I don’t know but it makes me sad because with every notification I get from them I get excited by the possibility of someone leaving a nice or meaningful reply :(
nothing screams snowflake quite like making a movie where you’re persecuted because you’re too much of a crybaby to fight a virus
Doesn't even have to fight, just wear a mask in public and don't gather into large groups with little distance between y'all.
@@bararobberbaron859 but muh freedums
As a very, very, very amateur movie maker, I can confidently say that me and my friends made batter movies in Highschool
oooh, really? yum! what find of desserts did you make? :O
I was born in what people would call a "developing country", now living somewhere else where life is better. It never ceases to amaze me how people who basically have known nothing but privilege feel they are being robbed of their rights if they're put in a mildly inconvenient position. Dude, people spent the days watching Netflix during the lockdowns here, while there was people in my country who had to decide between quarantine or starvation.
I hope you are doing okay! And yes it’s so stupid what people who have never known true struggle are doing with this pandemic. Acting like it’s their victim moment when there is real people struggling in the world. ❤️
I mean there were plenty of people who had it really bad during the early lockdowns in the US - but the biggest complainers about the covid restrictions are the people who could easily live comfortably in their homes for the next 50 years without worrying about money or their mental health, AND people who wear glasses because their glasses fog up with the masks on but they still wear masks anyway.
I've had to wear a mask longer than most people and I'm so fucking tired of it because of these selfish dickheads who can't just mask up, wash hands, and stay home.
@@psychedelicanxiety8011 life has never been better for me. Thanks for your good wishes 🙂.
@@FrenkTheJoy same here. Cyprus, where I live now, is not a rich country at least for European standards. There were people who struggled, but the social security network here is pretty decent. There were people who were complaining that people receiving stimulus checks were making more money than those who kept on working during the lockdowns, go figure. But yeah, the noisiest where people very well off and religious nuts. You see, it's not just an American thing.
For reeeeaaaal. Its pathetic
As a German, this director guy should be so embarrassed saying that he's being oppressed because of his religion. I mean have you thought back to the other group of German people who were actually oppressed and murdered because of their religion my guy
Here in the Netherlands when there are protests against the covid regulations and such, there's always some people walking around with David stars or banners with texts with comparisons to that time. It's disgusting and disrespectful
Ich hasse Quer-Denker mit ein passion
See, that's the exact problem. This guy is a Querdenker (german word for people who believe the pandemic is a conspiracy). Querdenker-spaces are filled to the brim with rightwing people, and those conspiracies and rightist thinking are passed through chatrooms like it's nothing. So, denying the Holocaust and reversal of perpetrator and victim are a given.
These people are the type to compare themselves to jewish people during WWII. They hold up signs during protests that allude to WWII. They wear David stars that say "unvaccinated".
I'm 99% sure the parallels in this movie are purposely added in. This disgusting asshole knows exactly what he's implying, and he's proud of it.
LITERALLY
And to mention 'the ministry of propaganda' BRO that's so disrespectful, everyone here knows that that is something that actually existed during the dritte Reich
When the sergeant talked about forcing everyone to have the same VALUES, my jaw dropped. Like... Christians literally want everyone on earth to believe in the same thing. What?
My favorite thing about " Traditional Christian Values" is the fact that they literally only exist when they're being used to mock, disrespect, or alienate an " Non Traditional Group"
Muslims and Jews be looking at Christian’s like “bro you think covid mandates are religious oppression? Clearly you’ve never had to evacuate your place of worship due to a bomb threat.”
Jews were just like “oh, we have to hold religious services in our homes for a bit? That’s easy, my grandma did it in Europe with far fewer resources.”
My Muslim friends were like “yeah I pray from home five times a day anyway. Frankly I’m just glad I’m able to.”
them laughing about covid "doing nothing" to people was so fucking vile, slap to the face of everyone who got sick, got lasting effets or died
as someone whose great aunt has died, my grandpa who died much faster from a compromised immune system, and my grandma who recently got diagnosed with covid, I hate people who says it doesn't affect people. My sister is home for the second week in a row after another kid in her class got a positive diagnosis. "bUt We CaN't Go To ResTaUrAnTs NoW-" ...those idiots.
@@captaincaspian42 idk anyone complaining about not being able to go to restaurants... 😬 Maybe it's an American thing..
@@laurapitt4822 trust me , I’m from Ontario Canada and a lot of young people here don’t give a cr*p. I lost some friends because of how messed up I learned some of their morals were.
@@Bonnie-lo3zh Why’d you censor “crap” hahah
@@Bonnie-lo3zh also from Ontario Canada and I know a few people like that as well sadly.... Unfortunately their are idiots everywhere in the world.
“Being Christian is illegal now..” buddy the only reason the police are coming after you is because your fiancé is fresh outta highschool
Deadass!
I was 19 before I graduated
@@laureneuler1826 that statement is pointless if you say “before I graduated”
that's what he understands from Christianity
@@laureneuler1826 damn that old, you started at six years old or something?
“Instead of Covid 19, it’s Covid 18…finally” 😂😂😂 Good one!
That bit about the family being executed is especially disgusting given the circumstances. It’s basically saying “yeah, I know some people are gonna die but I still shouldn’t have to wear a mask”
I fucking lost it when he said “let’s go ahead and add 100 sins” and the sin counter went from 4 to 400.
Holy shit these bots
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHAHAHAHA
i think he meant multiply the sins by 100
i didn’t even notice that ohmygod 😭 KURTIS ARE YOU GOOD
+ and x just look so similar it’s easy to confuse them.
I love how the “hacker” literally just went on Wikipedia and google images
I love how it implies that Christianity is "banned" but all information of it is readily available on not just the surface web, but Wikipedia 😭.
wikipedia is a deep web invention
@@yunnuc Yeah, and that without Christians, there are enough people to run Google’s/Wikipedia’s/Other sites’ content. Like, it seems unlikely that without that vast amount of people in the US, these servers could function.
Uh yeah? You have to have special clearances to look at that stuff
Girl didn’t even go on incognito mode
This movie is im-proper-ganda. Turns people away from whatever it's trying to draw people towards.
1 year left!
i love that this guy's idea of what a dystopian world looks like is just fog everywhere
💀
He would literally lose his mind if he was in a hotbox 😭
Isn't that like half the YA novels version of dystopia?
@@yona4121 he’d accuse them of witchcraft and have them executed
Dude would flip if he played Silent Hill.
I’m am admittedly a Christian but the people who say “who cares about science or reality, my God will protect me at all costs” are so stupid. God gave you reason too. So use it.
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Finally
.
Descartes be like :
FACTSSSSA
As an Atheist, it is always nice to see Religious people with a brain. May your God continue to watch over you, and many blessings upon you and your family.
I want this to be the top comment
Edit: finally
Edit 2: well shit
I love it when the director of a movie is also the star. Nothing has ever gone wrong with that duo
Yep proof Neil Breen
This is the kind of movie that porn stars trying to go “legit” would leave out of their resume.
Better yet, the type of movies an actor looking to get INTO porn would leave out of theirs.
well said
🤣
“a world where christianity is illegal” they wanna b oppressed so bad 😭
I'm still asking myself what they did to make people want to make Christianity illegal lol
@@peanutfries3217 in some countries its not just Christianity thats illegal. almost all religions are illegal there except the one the government or majority of people believe in. its lack of religious freedom but as a Christian i dont think we're oppressed.
@@hiiilolol yeah if there was some kind of oppresive regime it would probably have banned all religions. Pretty weird that they would only mention christianity then🤔
😂💯
@@coolbutnotverycool1440 yeah it is weird. and they do ban all religions in some countries besides the one they worship.
they asked him to simply wear a mask and he made a whole ass movie about his entire religion being oppressed, this is THE peak baby shit ive ever seen lol
Not siding with this guy at all but they closed churches which is illegal in the USA
@@ItsSquonkingTime My guy there have been nearly SEVEN MILLION deaths from covid, I think closing churches was the safest option here, and it it absolutely not illegal to close churches under government regulation.
@@ItsSquonkingTime indiscriminately tho. All public meatups were restricted so it wasn't illegal
@@ItsSquonkingTime People can just used online chat sites.
@@ItsSquonkingTime other places were closed too it wasn’t just Christian churches stop acting childish
I love the idea that part of their worst fear is globally speaking the same language
Just finding this video now in Feb 2024 and it’s so hilarious how NONE of what these people claimed was going to happen, actually happened. They’re so desperate to be oppressed
If Christians ever do become oppressed it will be because the people they love oppressing rose up against them and gave them a taste of their own medicine.
"I can get all the phone numbers of the Christians if I hack the police," has the same energy as "I resign as president of the bank."
@Victoria lolno I feel very honored 💛
They should have got NWA to make "Hack the Police"
Also, the "minister of propaganda" has the same energy as "president of the bank"
omg this got me lmao i laughed for 3 minutes after reading this one
the disrespect to Neil Breen's script writing
smh
The whole “you should be happy for them, they’re going to heaven” is a sentiment I actually heard a lot growing up in the church. If someone died unexpectedly or was killed or anything like that, that was usually the first response
Saaame!! IT's actually the worst! I feel that sentiment only works for those who died of old age or were terminal
really? ive just heard that you should be happy theyre free from suffering but its okay to be sad. which is more reasonable but thats sick
There was actually a verse about like death is joy something like that I forgot about it but yeah, cause for Christian they will finally see God but you shoudnt be happy because someone is dead but because he/she will finally see God, that would be scary if someone is happy when someone died😂
Which is unbiblical ironically smh
My response to that growing up was always "so if I get murdered, my sins are forgiven"?
I’m currently sick with Covid as I’m watching this. And I used to say I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. Until I watched this and I would be more then happy to be in a room with this guy and just cough all my Covid germs all over him.
The physical pain this Movie gives you as a German, hearing those german "actors" speak is immeasurable.
Still worth the watch!
“Christianity is illegal in my imaginary world! Being persecuted for your religion is so scary!”
Jewish people, Indigenous groups, and European pagans; historically persecuted by Christians: 😐😐😐
WHOO PAGANS
even muslims in china and us and in france
forgot about muslims
@@anikagh Yeah, I should’ve included Muslims for the persecution they faced during the Crusades. But in cases like China and France, the persecution isn’t arising directly from Christians, as France and China are largely non-Christian/secular, or don’t have an as-deeply-ingrained and influential Christian culture (at least, for France, not anymore). It’s more akin to generalized xenophobia, especially in China.
China is huge on cultural homogeny, France hates brown people.
@@VARNELL168 huh
This whole Christian persecution thing is starting to feel like a kink
r/Persecutionfetish
Oh yeah
In this movie, for sure. But it is an unfortunate reality in other parts of the world. Especially the Middle East. I have many friends who were Christian, gay or both that had to flee because they were constantly being hate crimed and they needed to flee to save their lives. Persecution is not funny and shouldn’t be taken as a joke. The fact that you wouldn’t say that for other religions also says a lot.
@@daniellagomez2931 But the thing is this film - which the comment is about- and many of the people who spread this christian persecution msg are in the western world. Persecution isn't funny but neither is pretending to be marginalised when you're in a country where the majority of the country is of the same religion as you. In some middle-east countries, yes, there is persecution for those who aren't muslim but the comment wasn't about that.
@@leeneedsfriends6750 thats precisely my point. I did acknowledge the fact that this movie features people pretending to be marginalized and thats terrible. But this comment was general and that includes Christian’s speaking up against persecution for all the right reasons. Life in North America is not the reality for other parts of the world. Also just because there are a lot of Christian’s in North America doesn’t mean that things do not happen to Christians here either. There is a lot more nuance to this situation
Imagine thinking
1) religion would ever be banned since
-it’s under the first amendment
-separation of church and state doesn’t exist anymore
2) assuming only christains would be hunted down since there are h dozens of mainstream religions and probably hundreds being taught around the world
Other Religions don't have the Persecution Complex that Christians have.
no because “my antibody is christ” is literally what my pastor says
(im forced to go to church im not religious at all)
I was as well, im agnostic but my mom insisted, bc brazil is a very catholic contry
Imagine as a punishment someone just say: “That’s it, you’re going in the Piss Pool”
I'm gonna start doing that
Sounds like Dwight’s hand desanitizing station
Sadly some people wouldn’t see it as punishment
Just started the video, wildly curious what this is about
did you mean: dashcon, Jul 11, 2014 - Jul 13, 2014
The funniest part of this whole thing is we are supposed to believe that all of these worldwide developments not only happened without a GINORMOUS uprising, but that they all were instilled into society, including a WORLDWIDE language, over the course of 5 years.
I took Spanish for over 5 years and still can't speak it
Just goes to show how disconnected he is from the real world
Ah, but you’re using logic, something this man has clearly never even tried to do in his entire life.
@@jaynenunya6070 I’ve been learning English for 20 and still suck
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Ultimately...
The fact this movie has a target audience makes me doubtful of our species continued existence.
The cast was the target audience.
The whole move reminds me when i would play with my dolls but the majority of the story was me leaving them on the floor for like 3 hours then i would pick them up again and change the whole reasoning why the dolls were just there.
Out here making a movie about fictional christian persecution while grooming a minor. Gotta love the priorities.
I almost had a panic attack cause I thought u ment Kurtis was grooming a minor and I got scared and looked up “Kurtis conner grooming accusations” and all that came up was facial hair stuff then I realized I miss read your comment 😭
@@fetchmetheboltcutters Bro 💀💀💀 that’s so funny ngl
@@fetchmetheboltcutters oh nooo 😂🙈
Im pretty sure that his actions are legal as long as they didnt start dating before tha age of 16
@@ru7931 just because it's legal, doesn't make it right :)
Also, if Christianity is illegal, why would the cops keep a database on all the Christians' phone numbers? If they have a list of all Christians, wouldn't they just go and arrest them?
Don't insert logic to Christians wanting to feel persecuted.
Bad writing works in mysterious ways
Tbh, I wasn’t really paying attention to this, but anyways I think the police let them all off? Like maybe they just payed a fine or “denounced” their religion in front of them and they let them off but kept them on their watch list? My attempt at adding…something to this movie.
exactly what i was thinking shouldn't they be in jail already???
@@frostyskeletons8950 lol
They really said "What if we're opposed like Jewish people were during WW2" And then didn't even do that well
As a christian I apologize for people who act like this
Thank you on behalf of myself
As a Pagan me and Wotan will never forgive you.
@Bl0xDoesntExist awww thats sweet.
I love when he said “let’s add another 100 sins” the sin counter went from 4 to 400 and not 104
I was scrolling comments to see if someone else saw that
I was so distracted by this, I couldnt properly watch the rest after.
YES SOMEONE FINALLY MENTIONED IT
This mistake deserves 100 sins
I SAW THAT TOO LMAO
They got a list of Christians' phone numbers from the police, but the government can't find any Christians? 😂😂😂
These bots are legitimately causing my violent tendencies to act up
@@apeanutonhawaii9722 same
LOLL
@Marfa Yay___🌺 oh shit that means his girlfriend can use this… finally
@@apeanutonhawaii9722 Despite the bots, nice Kaeya pfp
Only one more year !! Cant wait !!
Same
A future just a year away where Christianity is illegal?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!!
We just need to wait one more year
“give it up for the bride and groomer” had me ROLLING
The bots in your replies 💀
@@chae_doll IT’S HORRENDOUS
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Ultimately...
Wow look we got a bot party going around here 😻
I snorted lol
The “Covid-18…finally” joke was so freaking clever I can’t
I sat here for a good 45 seconds with the video paused trying to figure it out before I finally got it
@BerryBits the movie guy's wife was 18 when he married her
@BerryBits he started the caption with “finally 18 🤩” and he was like “covid-18…finally!”
I didn't get that until the last 18 joke at the end of the video🤣🤣
I read this before he said it and was like “wait how is that funny?…” but in context it’s incredible lmao
The music in the Bible research montage threw me off cause I thought u just added that music in for comedic effect 😭 I can’t believe they were like “yeah 😎”
Just one more year to prove them wrong.
"I will bring it to the masses urgently"
"Ok, sounds good"
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
STOPPPG I KNOW RIGHT
She definitely didn’t mean to say masses but just went with it 😂😂😂😂😂
@Quark yes i agree
@Quark I belive people can be any religion they want as long as there not hurting anyone
@Quark yeah you're not Kurt's target audience. You can leave 🤗
Can we all agree that "give it up for the bride and groomer" is some award worthy commenting?
I couldn't come up with something that good if I had a perfect insult machine
im 18 and im still dealing with extreme emotional distress from highschool. there is no way she is mature enought to marry
@@fuzzymelon1261 and she was fourteen when they started and at the youngest he was 22, man is a whole on p;é:d;ō
@@fuzzymelon1261 or it could be that you aren't emotionally stable for that and she was cause people are different. Besides here being 18 ain't the issue it's that she was 14 when the dude first started grooming her
@@Jeeves-ye6yy18 still is weird like freshly 18
16:07 The unicorn Beanie Boo definitely adds to the legitimacy of this hacker
one more year until this comes true guys!
I’m so excited!
Not sure if anyone picked up on this, but the director/lead basically cast himself as Jesus. The movie starts with him basically alone, wanting to spread the word of god. Then he starts gaining close companions that assist him in spreading the word of god. The State gets real mad about it. A close friend betrays him, and sells him out. Then the State kills him, and he becomes a martyr. Short of miracles and rising from the dead that’s pretty much the story, and I’m pretty sure that’s sin number 1406 in this saga. 1 way ticket to super hell
Woah....
I noticed that Friendo was giving me Judas vibes but now that I’m really thinking about it you’re totally right
Sheesh. Imagine being so self-absorbed you insert yourself into a story as the person you're supposed to IDOLIZE. Isn't that basically a false idol? God really, really hates those
You are so Right! Cant Believe I didnt Notice. Truly How can He be such a devote christian While Quite literally commiting the Number One Sin that literally Caused lucifers Downfall? LIKE Not believing Yourself greater than/on the same level as god Is literally Ammendment number 1.
I noticed this! When he was going around preaching to people and then of course when he dies. Yikes.
As he appears to be from Germany, I’d like to apologise on behalf of all Germans. We usually make bad movies, yes, but not this awful.
As soon as they started to talk in english i knew they were German xD It’s the good old ✨accent✨
Ja moin😂 ich suche schon die ganze Zeit nach jemandem der bemerkt, dass das ein deutscher CZcamsr/Regisseur(kann man das sagen?😂) ist
german impressionism is phenomenal! you guys got that shit locked DOWN! this guy is a dick tho
@@fenja3186 I knew when I saw 'bezienung' on his insta. lol
@@fenja3186 yep
Okay, okay, hear me out. That guy just was there, a black screen appeared, and then he disappeared. You know who else does that? SANS UNDERT-
As a Christian, this is... hhhhhhhhh... why??? Also, Wwjd if he saw this?! Like “me-damn, this. This. This... I don’t want to be credited in this!”
“And also I’m adding another sin for pushing a woman.”
Kurtis, our true hero😌
He truly is our based king
If he saw these bots he would start pushing women
@@infinitypancakes1040 I really did
These bots are really starting to test my *patience*
@Marfa Yay___🌺 like his wife and their marriage. Only over 18
I love the way the movie is supposed to be about “Christian oppression” but the government doesn’t even bother censoring the internet for Christian content.
Or go after all the Christians they already have the phone numbers of.
These are the same people who see a 4chan post and think it is a secret message sent to them by God. They are not smart and don't understand how things work.
you are in a bubble buddy.... you have no idea how bad censorship and government over reach is
People still make laws based on their Christian beliefs and they seriously think their rights are being taken away
yeah, its not just about the internet though. i hope u realize countries besides america exist and religious oppression in general (not just for christians!!!) exists. other than that i do agree we are not how this movie is.. at all.
Whenever I think my writing is ass, I think "Sharknado, Graffiti Bridge and THIS movie exists" and Kevin Sorbo STILL gets acting roles
I feel like they forgot to show "communism all over"
I feel so bad for that girl…. Doesn’t surprise me a groomer hides behind religious piety to do disgusting things. It’s like a trash filled kinder egg.
I know nothing about him or their relationship but if definitely seems like an arranged marriage. definitely shit that people try to defend with Christianity. happened to waaay too many poor girls i know 😔
@@jesskim2119 nah it's actually just them being from Germany. The age of consent is different here and him being with her is pretty much legal. These big age gaps are sadly normalized. I myself have been with 19/20 year olds when I was only 14. My then best friend just married a man she has been with since she was 16 and he was 25. Its hard to talk about it because once you say anything negative, people will immediately attack you because they're so used to this being seen as normal and ok. It sucks but this is the reality for most young girls over here who genuinely believe they're "mature for their age" and that it's "just a 6 year age gap. Because nobody would care if they were 33 and 39".
Kinder means "child" in German :D
@@user-lt6ve9ns4d "trash filled child egg is now my favorite statement
@@jesskim2119 Christianity itself isn't a problem considering Jesus' whole thing was to be a kind accepting person who helps people without discrimination it's just these whackos who misinterpret and take only the bad "teachings" entirely ignoring all of the stuff that contradicts them
A good Christian is someone who merely believes in God's existence and follows Jesus good examples these people are not good Christians
this looks like a movie my cousins and i would “plan” in 30 minutes and then force our uncles to film and put together when we were 8 years old
PLS IT'S SO TRUE GAHAHAHAHSHWHW
That's a nice uncle.
Exactly 😂
Then why didn’t you do it?
@@SanketKulkarni10 because they have more than 3 working brain cells
i feel like gen x complain about how gen z are so 'woke' yet they are the ones getting mad about the fact alot more people are going athiest, its not a big deal, christianity is not becoming illegal, maybe we should focus on the face that gay people ARE becoming illegal
I see it as, they're either scaring people away from Christianity (the gen X and baby boomers) or not giving compelling enough reasons to stay in or join it. Why believe in faith if you can't even convince me that you yourself are a good person? If this makes any sense..it sounded better in my head. Anyways, I've said to someone before that suddenly coming up and telling a person that they're sinning and will go to hell usually would want to make someone go athiest or agnostic.
As a Christian, I found this hilarious and this movie is so cringe like wtf
It's weird how the police aren't wearing masks. Were those anti-mask actors too proud to do a mask-wearing role?
Probably, “f storytelling or protecting others, we are going to do what we want.”
anyone they employed for this probably all share the same values, and i wouldnt be surprised if the police actors claimed they couldnt breathe in a "muzzle" so they refused to wear a mask even if for a simple role and easy money LOL
I'm in a region where the virus is completely out of control, cases are sky high, hospitals are overwhelmed, and hardly anyone is vaccinated due to getting their news from bullshit on social media, but masks are still required most places. The cops here mostly don't wear masks. It's literally the only accurate part of this piece of shit movie.
I think they're trying to say the government doesn't follow its own rules. Which has been quite true during the pandemic especially with cops and politicians like Boris in the UK and Gavin in California.
@@walexander8378 Did they have the intelligence to intentionally put the irony there though?
“You’re not setting a good example for your wife, she’s young and impressionable” LMAOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Just straight up copied that other comment almost word for word. With the same emojis
@@autodidacticartisan I swear I didn’t see it😭😭😭
"That's not a good example to be setting for your wife, she's young and impressionable 💀"
It was also posted an hour before you. I call bs that that was a coincidence. Now I'm not a statistician but the chances of that are so low that you could basically say that its impossible
@@autodidacticartisan calm down, it's a CZcams comment section not a master's thesis. It's a funny quote that multiple people are commenting, and it's giving more engagement to Kurtis
@@autodidacticartisan they're both quoting the video and using a common emoji???
This film was 100 reasons to steer clear of overly zealous pedos
That guy playing the main character does not help those pastor stereotypes 😭
For a Christian film, there sure is a lot of porn-level acting.
LMFAOOO
@Quark I sure as hell hope this is satire. let people live and believe what they want as long as it doesn’t harm others.
@Quark um wow
@Quark i dont like religion either but like just let people believe what they believe man
I dunno, least with Porn acting, the people look like they want to be there lol
"bride and groomer" "young and impressionable" "appropriately aged wife" KURTIS YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭
“covid-18, finally” 😂😂
this is "life paragraph" erasure
I absolutely LOVE that there was absolutely no victim blaming in this video too, oh man is it refreshing. fucking love Kurtis, it's the bare minimum but everything he does adds up
"1 out of 18 year old wives" sent me
"bride and groomer" was a top tier quote
the fact that they had a whole fucking crew to make this movie is the crazy part
I low key wanna apologize on behalf of all Germans
“You’re not setting a good example for your wife. She’s young and impressionable” ☠️😭 killed me with that one
Fr, that joke came out of nowhere lmao
Covid-18. Finally 😂 I’m actually laughing out loud
Still can’t believe he said “FINALLY 18! 😀” like bro what 😭
same😭
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Ultimately...
Oh Kurtis is giving this guy WAY too much slack.
Firstly, he was 19 when he started dating his then 14 year old girlfriend. This was confirmed by an Instagram post he made 9 months before her 18 year old birthday, where he said they celebrated their 3 year anniversary.
But that’s not the worst of it. This guy is a YOUTH PASTOR.
Yes.
He is a YOUTH PASTOR. He worked with teenagers under the age of 18 and that’s how he met his girlfriend.
Let that sink in.
... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
oof.
Wtf 😢
Many such cases
That's so fucked up. I literally found the same information on the churches website
9:40
trained first aid responder here! we do this to make sure they continue resonding!
one more year guys!!!
as a christian i’ve never understood why other christian’s think Christianity is going to become illegal or turn into anything like this.
Well it’s not really the unfounded historically, and Jesus does mention that we must be ready
I think it’s just because Christianity has not become everyone’s religion yet, I mean why isn’t everyone Christian yet? Must be because the Illuminati is systematically destroying it, right?
@@butternutsauce indeed, this sounds very logical I think you’ve crack the code 👍
they miss the power n authority they had
Victim syndrome, some people want to elevate themselves and be a sacrifice (like Jesus), but they can't in real world so they make up shit
Watching this movie as a Christian IS SO PAINFUL I'm pretty sure this entire movie qualifies as a sin itself 💀
The unknown 11th commandment: thou shall not make shitty preachy movies in my name.
@@SpicyApplePie dude this movie lowkey actually using the Lords name in vain to justify their shitty content
That's not Christianity, that's american evangelist bullshit.
The way americans twisted Christianity into some consumerist bullshit is insulting.
@@desotaku5202 agreed!
when you're going to hell for having watched this movie 😮💨😮💨😟
checked out his Instagram, the 18th birthday post is deleted and she's pregnant. congrats ig. another commenter mentioned they met when she was 12 and he was the one who wanted the relationship, she didn't want to be with him now they're having a child. that poor girl.
they started dating when she was 13 she and I are the same age..
*A deadly global pandemic breaks out
Extremist Christian conspiracists: _"Oh no! They'll have us all speaking a global language soon!!"_
"As a straight white Christian Male, I feel incredibly oppressed. I must do something about this!"
As a white male I say cringe
You do realize white Christians are being executed in some countries because of their faith right?
@@MM-pv5tp and clearly that's what the man who made this movie was motivated by.
@@MM-pv5tp
Ok and? Your point?
@@artsyscrub3226 Stop thinking there’s a thing called “privilege”.
I like that the movie is supposed to take place in a world of communism but they chose to use red spreading around the world to depict Christianity spreading.
I was literally about to comment this exact thing because it was hilarious 😂
So glad I wasn't tripping 😂
A spectre is haunting europe
@@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj the spectre of communism
You seem to forget - Christians have an immunity to irony XD
The image of Jesus holding the boom mic during the entire movie 😂😂