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try monky mode!!!!!

Yes.

can someone PLEASE explain why the Kurtis Pogger channel is now gone? thx

I'm sorry I can't pay attention due to the fact your necklaces are so beautiful where did you get or does anyone know where it's from its a need, not a want.

something about long hair kurtis😮‍💨🥴

DA MONKEEEEEY! uhu uuuhg 🐒

Nah man I actually really respect these guys and their craft. Really respected you and liked your content but now I feel like your bored and going after anyone at this point.

i love your cutaway sketches. whoever said they go on too long is wrong. please don't stop

Whats funny is i was born in the somewhat normal of ALL of this so i have millennial and gen z humor So anyways anyone remember backyardigans?

I think it’s soooo funny I’m watching this on May 2nd 😭😭 should I celebrate ooooor

"if you want to be a true country boy, you need to look at some fucking fields" is the hardest line ever

pls make a reaction video to the Borat movie

I love furries, I'm cringe; thank you for the compliment.

Today is the 2nd of May, the day of the Battle of Hogwarts (remember to honor the heroes). It's also the national holiday of Polish Flag. I think it's clear what does it mean. Voldemort saw the Polish student, Lechsinka, proudly wave her little flag and just couldn't take it anymore. It's a canon that Lechsinka covered her tuition by cleaning JK Rowling's bathroom. The author was very bothered by the thick accent of her magical Polish employee with "Slavic eyes". Later she decided to write her into the newest deceive novel as a person who didn't know the word "detective" ❤

They really are pandering to the meme crowd with the "return to monke" shit

When you said i dont know how the new generation kids get here reminded me of a story my dad told me (this is 100% real) so here we go my dad had a friend in highschool who when he got married he didnt know how kids were made so his wife was id imagine was very very confused (basically dude never got the TALK when he was a kid and online didnt exist then so yeah then my dad made a joke about his first bust and i was like hahaha then my mom was like honey shut the fuck up but without swearing because shes way too christian and named me josh)

I love that Donkey Kong 64 shirt

Kurtis baby women are biologically evolved to have higher thresholds for pain (due to birth and periods all that bs). as a tattoo artist myself I have never seen a woman hurt nearly as much as a man. also ill gladly eat your two ass cheeks

A chimp is 3x stronger than a grown man. Just… thought I’d share.

Ajr aint badd :(

the song goes incredibly hard

beatboxing monkey

If we going for sin the fish symbol is actually stolen from pagans, it the symbol of goddesses um girl's parts ! It acknowledged that they stolen it! Stand it upright!

Not my unironically showing a picture of Kurtis Conner to my friends as the ONE good example of a mullet-

All these women are marrying selfish children not men. Stay single and be happy.

Do it. Become monke, kurtis. Also do a video on all the mvp movies hahaha

Fucking Frittasito man...

“Go-go capitalism and office cubicle” is unironically hilarious

What a lazy way of making a video

Kurtis this is the best video of yours I’ve ever seen❤

"All I had to do is go to the one place a harry potter fan will never go. A girl's bedroom"💀💀

They seem like such sweet boys but the mum is giving the biggest red flags and making me extremely uncomfortable. It’s all very unsettling

I’m from Australia, I also think this is weird and cringe but when I heard the mum say they’re in Tazzy, it made sense.

Oh shit. Where is this place?

i remember when every mf in like 4th grade wore his clothing brand and i thought it was a dog face instead of a hawk

17:07 in czech the north star is called “poloárka” and polárka is a czech popsicle so they did it so its funny for lil kids

11:29 you missed the opportunity to say “on the BRIDE side”

THIS MOVIE IS LEGENDARY I LOVED IT AS A LIL SLAVIC KID SM !!

omd its 2024 and it awkward learning that once the mustache didnt exist 😂😂😂

9:39 They've got that nuka cola quantum

ooh ooh ooh

film yourself jelq sir

you thought you ape (ifykyk

diss track went HARD

The monke rap gave me slim shady vibes

I just got back from the dentist and she said my jaw muscles are too strong so I grind my teeth in my sleep and I can't keep my mouth open for longer than 10 minutes before my jaw starts to hurt and now I need to get some dental thing to wear at night and the first thing I thought of was to warn my fellow citizens of kurtis town, that jaw thing in the video is not only uneffective it's also harmful

NOO MY NOISE

i was expecting atleast 1 harambe joke and ive left dissapointed , has the internet forgotten him :(

Please be a monky kurtis please

11:20 "Top middle and top Down"... 😂Right, Lady... I'm sorry. As a Witch, (take that as you wish 😎), I find this soo dangerous (apart from scammy and untrue ❗) She arrogantly denies proof of qualifications, 'cause there are none - and then states that she heales, well - everything! And the sad/f# up part is, some people will believe her... This kind of thing makes me so mad... PS: Your vids are well done ... And funny ❗ (unregarding of me agreeing with ALL your personal opinions, I really 💜 them).