I Found The Perfect Boyfriend

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  • @beth4692
    @beth4692 Před rokem +7785

    I love how an integral part of the fantasy is that the girl patiently waits until his game is over, like picture her just hovering there for 35 minutes

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před rokem +229

      Bold of you to say its only 35 for this guy

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag Před rokem +203

      like that meme of the guy doing housework and he's like "it's all a part of the foreplay".

    • @TheShpilyaOfigela
      @TheShpilyaOfigela Před rokem +68

      My husband used to be a dota2 player. I was waiting for like an hour

    • @skitterly
      @skitterly Před rokem +70

      Ikr it’s like “I’m so selfless! I make my wife wait for me to finish the game before I return her affections!”

    • @gaylittlepixie
      @gaylittlepixie Před rokem +49

      i knowwww that part killed me, the "you wait patiently" 😂

  • @miss.emaline
    @miss.emaline Před rokem +6200

    I’ve never heard the term “emotional thirst trap”, but it’s straight up the perfect way to describe these kinds of videos holy shit

    • @fricketyfrackgettfback
      @fricketyfrackgettfback Před rokem +16

      @Türkiyeyi seviyorum how deep is your love

    • @Tattooineismycity
      @Tattooineismycity Před rokem +108

      Damn the bots working overtime 💀

    • @notaburneraccount
      @notaburneraccount Před rokem +3

      Man I'd make good money if I had a voice like his 🥲

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab Před rokem +1

      @@fricketyfrackgettfback as deep as the bottomless pit I have in my backyard that I use to dispose of bodies.

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 Před rokem +5

      it is called manipulation as he makes that bs up.

  • @floppyj.burger5402
    @floppyj.burger5402 Před rokem +9930

    Why does it always look like kurtis is stuck in a bowling alley in the 80s offering kids cigarettes

    • @s0Shi
      @s0Shi Před rokem +155

      Underrated comment

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine Před rokem +96

      Stoppppp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg why is this right though?!

    • @Noodlemonkey7
      @Noodlemonkey7 Před rokem

      No no. Cocaine

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před rokem +125

      Nah man he’d give kids the stink eye while he smokes in the bowling alley

    • @Tummybunny
      @Tummybunny Před rokem +71

      @@KingOfGaymes he would definitely cough and plug his nose when he walks by someone who is sweaty (and look at them judgementaly)

  • @tyetuia8665
    @tyetuia8665 Před rokem +1906

    "Only if your skin is white" made me choke on my water. 🤣

    • @tyetuia8665
      @tyetuia8665 Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@liamsteamwalsh8421 lol no lies detected.

    • @weavesnatched7957
      @weavesnatched7957 Před 6 měsíci +54

      i remember feeling so bad for my poc sisters who were 1D fans when that vid came out 😭

    • @rayquarizard2911
      @rayquarizard2911 Před 2 měsíci

      Tbf if you listen to one direction you’re probably white

    • @sharlowtay_thestar
      @sharlowtay_thestar Před 19 dny

      @@weavesnatched7957 wait am i stupid but why was the 'being white' part said?

    • @ihaterhiannon
      @ihaterhiannon Před 19 dny +7

      ⁠@@sharlowtay_thestarbecause 1D has more than just white fans, but they only used white girls as the pov for viewers so it kinda felt like they were leaving out the people of color fans :/

  • @k_rinabeena
    @k_rinabeena Před rokem +6669

    every segment with mr. "ladies is it weird" felt like nails on a chalkboard but the stitch language part took me tf out, caught me off guard and will haunt me for days now

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi Před rokem +99

      I'm lowkey embarrassed to admit that the Stitch language made me feel nostalgic, because I was OBSESSED with Lilo and Stitch as a kid and would speak in the Stitch voice a lot when I was like 7 lmaooo

    • @andshereadstoo7809
      @andshereadstoo7809 Před rokem +112

      @@KreeZafi I loved Lilo and Stich but this was too much for me 💀💀💀

    • @howl8406
      @howl8406 Před rokem +74

      It's the "think about it" right after that makes me immediately wanna just click away LOL

    • @beab2583
      @beab2583 Před rokem +47

      "Ladies is it weird that ..." YESSSSSS , if he was my boyfriend i would be freaked tf out , ladies is it weird that I find it creepy af instead of stimulating ?

    • @klitzy
      @klitzy Před rokem +18

      Resurrected cringe culture

  • @kurtisconnorsyeeyee2853
    @kurtisconnorsyeeyee2853 Před rokem +5728

    Kurtis casually mentioning his tour bus burning down in every video from now on is actually both so sad and funny

    • @ukrivu
      @ukrivu Před rokem +215

      it's absolutely fucking hilarious i hope he continues with it

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před rokem +56

      Wait, did that actually happen???

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal Před rokem +130

      i thought it was a joke first time he said it but i do think it's the funniest fucking thing even tho it actually burned down

    • @annah2284
      @annah2284 Před rokem +220

      @@AAAAAA-nw1tx yes it did unfortunately! no one was hurt but they lost a lot of merch and belongings in the fire. but kurtis posted recently that they got a new tour bus and were able to continue the tour :)

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před rokem +41

      @@annah2284 oh no! At least everyone was fine and they were able to keep going

  • @mollymoo2452
    @mollymoo2452 Před rokem +1074

    he’s definitely the ‘where’s my hug’ kind of dude

    • @brianaverly6391
      @brianaverly6391 Před 8 měsíci +111

      Nah he's the " you wouldn't date me bc I'm so ugly"

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias Před měsícem

      These are not mutually exclusive, and they usually lead into each other. ​@@brianaverly6391

    • @StinkyWetRat505
      @StinkyWetRat505 Před 7 dny

      “Babe don’t kys you’re too sexy haha “

  • @rich_granny
    @rich_granny Před rokem +11795

    As a genderfluid person i can say that when i feel femenine, this man buys me all my clothes, and when i don't, he breaks into my house and steals every single piece of clothing i have

    • @curvedline5328
      @curvedline5328 Před rokem +745

      I should have really realized I was a trans dude earlier when he bought my sister clothes but if I took any of them he’d set my closet on fire

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia Před rokem +491

      Help I’m non-binary but I look so femme he won’t stop buying me dresses my home is completely inundated by dresses I’m drowning I can’t find the door to escape my house please I’m

    • @oliverthedum2129
      @oliverthedum2129 Před rokem +216

      @@DiMagnoliaoh no they just died from drowning in dresses

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 Před rokem +318

      @@oliverthedum2129 "dresst" in peace 😔

    • @oliverthedum2129
      @oliverthedum2129 Před rokem +62

      @@toceeno874 😭😭😭

  • @beetroten7178
    @beetroten7178 Před rokem +7376

    Kurtis reciting the Ninja “braless wife” tweet is my personal rickroll

  • @addieloomis218
    @addieloomis218 Před rokem +18847

    This man writing his own self insert fanfics, I respect it

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 Před rokem +3209

    11:28
    the transition to the joker impression is so seamless its impressive

    • @anavhs9810
      @anavhs9810 Před rokem +71

      It's what did it for me

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před rokem +50

      that was so fuckjg funny

    • @leviathxns
      @leviathxns Před rokem +43

      i was drinking tea and nearly choked bc i started laughing so hard

    • @turkeyhamanddeath
      @turkeyhamanddeath Před rokem +20

      It caught me off guard to the point I'm like cursed to look at Joker Conner

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +19

      I was eating and actually spit my food out cos it caught me so off guard and I couldn't stop laughing

  • @zamn2079
    @zamn2079 Před 7 měsíci +210

    Finding a Kurtis Conner video you haven’t watched, is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your winter coat you haven’t worn for 9 months.

  • @wunschbrunnen686
    @wunschbrunnen686 Před rokem +13318

    he doesn't want a girlfriend, he just wants to be a fashion stylist

    • @katthestranger
      @katthestranger Před rokem +34

      Why does this have 3k likes but no comment💀 I'm confused

    • @Locita_Lulu
      @Locita_Lulu Před rokem +9

      Nah fr

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +30

      @@katthestranger don't question it.

    • @RemandJo
      @RemandJo Před 10 měsíci +16

      ​@@katthestrangerthere's nothing to respond to straight facts with 😂

    • @gruby5478
      @gruby5478 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@katthestranger10K with 5 comments including me lol

  • @ThatGuyMikey1
    @ThatGuyMikey1 Před rokem +4729

    I actually found out I’m trans because I never received clothing from this guy. True story.

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox Před rokem +1061

    My theory is he is an alien and is trying to find out what's normal

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 Před rokem +67

      "Is it normal? No, really, is it? I don't know I'm so tired"

    • @WankiTank
      @WankiTank Před rokem +9

      like that one and key and peele sketch
      "what is thaaat" or smth like that

    • @dusjling
      @dusjling Před 8 měsíci +14

      autistic me growing up LMAO

  • @breaunamcarthur6571
    @breaunamcarthur6571 Před rokem +2758

    These were all so hard to watch but the last one has me physically recoiling

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia Před rokem +181

      I collapsed into myself like a dying star the voice was my ultimate undoing

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +21

      @@DiMagnolia omg astrophysics joke

    • @emciclez
      @emciclez Před rokem +86

      so... you don't wanna be his boojiboo? 🥺

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 Před rokem +10826

    the second this guy said "actively seek out hugs" i knew he says "where's my hug?" reflexively to every woman he is even slightly acquainted with

    • @alec2627
      @alec2627 Před rokem +457

      ew...we used to call those ppl a human vacuum cleaner, because they suck the life force out of your life using emotional manipulation to "get hugs"

    • @kellygreen7236
      @kellygreen7236 Před rokem +254

      Also the "Hey gurl..." "Um...." "Did you know" "That you look beautiful?" from 2012 Facebook memes
      *edited to correct typo*

    • @Kiannka
      @Kiannka Před rokem +20

      Omg yes... I know too many people like that

    • @BunniesAreAdorable
      @BunniesAreAdorable Před rokem +48

      Yes. I don’t like those people it makes me feel uncomfortable luckily my dad is protective!

    • @Kiannka
      @Kiannka Před rokem +51

      @@BunniesAreAdorable my dad once asked me if Id feel better if he beat the people up that crossed my boundaries and abused me. Maybe Im crazy but just him saying that made me feel better already

  • @loud_mouth.
    @loud_mouth. Před rokem +2928

    The things he says he does isn’t that weird, but when he asks if it’s weird every time is definitely a weird thing to do

    • @anibalvaldebenito8810
      @anibalvaldebenito8810 Před rokem +1

      It's a strategy that sadly works

    • @loud_mouth.
      @loud_mouth. Před rokem +12

      @@anibalvaldebenito8810 to appeal to teenage girls

    • @TomatoTomatoTomatoTomatoTomato
      @TomatoTomatoTomatoTomatoTomato Před rokem +9

      It's for the algorithm, people will comment and more comments mean the video will be boosted

    • @loud_mouth.
      @loud_mouth. Před rokem +1

      @@TomatoTomatoTomatoTomatoTomato negative attention be attention regardless

    • @seebrenn
      @seebrenn Před rokem +35

      Is it weird 🤪 that when im your boyfriend im attracted to you? 🥺🥺🥺 ladies please i have no idea

  • @lareinabrown
    @lareinabrown Před rokem +959

    Imagine actually dating this guy and trying to explain this to your friends💀

    • @wiselordasianjesusthegreatest
      @wiselordasianjesusthegreatest Před rokem +66

      but would he actually post this shit if he had a girlfriend? 💀

    • @oohhheneedsomemilk
      @oohhheneedsomemilk Před rokem +8

      @@wiselordasianjesusthegreatest thank youuu

    • @rocketamadeus3730
      @rocketamadeus3730 Před rokem

      Repress the urge to vomit long enough and you get a new wardrobe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @aubreyplazasuncle
      @aubreyplazasuncle Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@liamsteamwalsh8421because this is fucking weird. a thirst trap is shallow.

    • @aubreyplazasuncle
      @aubreyplazasuncle Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@liamsteamwalsh8421 emotional cuts deeper than surface level sexual thirst traps. if that's not an obvious fact to you you're probably from a different planet and that's fine

  • @binarystarkillers5299
    @binarystarkillers5299 Před rokem +1052

    what a lovely reminder that i'm a lesbian

    • @theawantikamishra
      @theawantikamishra Před rokem +9

      Hahaha

    • @Liz-cw6pg
      @Liz-cw6pg Před rokem +83

      Ladies, is it weird that i want us BOTH to wear the Angel onesie? 😳💞

    • @dianaberlin4767
      @dianaberlin4767 Před rokem +39

      "Oh my God men are horrible and I..
      Wait, not my problem!"😂

    • @ben_baudelaire
      @ben_baudelaire Před 9 měsíci +24

      “Ladies, is it normal that I’d transition just to be your boyfrie...” don’t you dare dude, don’t you dare

    • @lillienicholas4581
      @lillienicholas4581 Před 7 měsíci +1

      SAME 😅

  • @Goldendoodlegamer11
    @Goldendoodlegamer11 Před rokem +4752

    I’m going to permanently have the phrase “let’s watch another tink tonk” in my head forever

    • @mathddv
      @mathddv Před rokem +41

      I love tink tonk

    • @mountaindewbajablast4794
      @mountaindewbajablast4794 Před rokem +15

      @Thank me later 🅥 where's the video where he gets exposed for giving people polio

    • @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
      @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans Před rokem +4

      it’s not the first time he’s said that but each time i hear it i can’t unhear it

    • @arin1902
      @arin1902 Před rokem +8

      what's with all these spam bots

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 Před rokem +8

      Alright, somebody own up, who ordered the Spam Bot Special?

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 Před rokem +9698

    “Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
    Yes. Yes it is.

    • @sallyversace6784
      @sallyversace6784 Před rokem +389

      This is what bothers me about it too, like its directed at all women because we're just a monolith

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 Před rokem +197

      @@sallyversace6784 it feels like it goes further, tbh. Not only what he thinks women want, but also blatantly projecting what he wants. I feel kinda bad for the guy. Seems lonely. But, also, I'm still really uncomfortable with his videos. He's like...either trolling us all. Or, he actually thinks those comments from 12 year old girls is an indication of how he's perceived by all women. In which case, yikes. Edited bc I realized that the sandwich part i mentioned (since took that out of my comment) was Kurtis. Oh boy. 😅

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před rokem +55

      @@jf2801 um... I thought the sandwich bit was Kurtis satirising him? Or did I miss something?

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag Před rokem +17

      some guys forget that we're human beings too. and it really sucks.

    • @Ashh602
      @Ashh602 Před rokem +38

      @@jf2801 what? The sandwich bit was a ninja reference

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae Před rokem +685

    this man's out here fully writing his own fanfic in asmr on twitch stream I'm dying
    this is the zoomer male version of all the tween girls who wrote twilight smut in 2008 😂

    • @isabella6292
      @isabella6292 Před rokem +27

      The Spider-Man kiss was actually in a One Direction fanfic😭😭 I’m pretty sure y/n was dating Harry

    • @WankiTank
      @WankiTank Před rokem +13

      you've put it into words

  • @honeybun3596
    @honeybun3596 Před rokem +387

    i have matching onesies with my girlfriend and i will never get this out of my head now thanks alex

    • @izzybobizzyy
      @izzybobizzyy Před rokem +74

      if you don’t call her boojiboo while wearing the matching onesies i’ll be very upset

    • @jas6207
      @jas6207 Před rokem +29

      i nearly gagged at the video then realizing i have a matching onesie with my boyfriend

  • @Juliet-ow1wy
    @Juliet-ow1wy Před rokem +9570

    Listening to kurtis half heartedly talk about how great tour is while looking like he's about to pass out is so funny to me

  • @goobysooby
    @goobysooby Před rokem +42889

    as a woman i can confirm that yes every single piece of clothing i have has been personally chosen for me by this man

    • @chocolateaddictedartist5924
      @chocolateaddictedartist5924 Před rokem +1026

      As another woman I can confirm that this internet stranger buys my articles of clothing.

    • @amandaburton5868
      @amandaburton5868 Před rokem +199

      as a lady*

    • @cayseaxo
      @cayseaxo Před rokem +201

      its true, I'm the clothing

    • @peanutbutter3965
      @peanutbutter3965 Před rokem +35

      @@amandaburton5868 what's the difference? /Gen

    • @ri_s9671
      @ri_s9671 Před rokem +64

      yes, he buys all of the shitty clothes i have come to possess as well

  • @gocry3930
    @gocry3930 Před rokem +210

    as a lesbian this man makes me physically recoil back in my seat when i watch any of his tik toks and i find it hilarious

    • @SR-lr7he
      @SR-lr7he Před rokem +25

      As a straight woman, same 😂

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před rokem +20

      I am a man who doesn’t know his sexuality(fun), he makes me wanna crawl out of my skin, run away to a different country, and take 5 1/2 baths

    • @lillienicholas4581
      @lillienicholas4581 Před 7 měsíci +7

      My organs are shriveling up and turning to dust just hearing his voice

    • @gocry3930
      @gocry3930 Před 7 měsíci

      Onggg@@lillienicholas4581

    • @gocry3930
      @gocry3930 Před 4 měsíci

      real omg@@placeholderdoe

  • @theanxiouspotato1177
    @theanxiouspotato1177 Před rokem +227

    Fun fact he used to make shower thoughts videos before doing this

    • @ineza2425
      @ineza2425 Před rokem +26

      explains the way he talks in to the microphone

  • @natalie_sipes
    @natalie_sipes Před rokem +39222

    don’t be silly kurtis, we all know the indoor boyfriend is the most perfect

  • @frisubm1261
    @frisubm1261 Před rokem +2166

    hearing that boy asking all those things is like reading a fanfic out loud, just cursed imo

    • @moth3072
      @moth3072 Před rokem +86

      the “imagine if” bit was just a one direction imagine from 2013 i got war flashbacks

    • @rae4007
      @rae4007 Před rokem +49

      "I tied my long, golden hair into a messy bun and threw on my favorite cropped top that hugged my hourglass figure tightly. I always hated looking at myself in the mirror, I stared at my icy blue orbs while they stared back at me examining my body. I hated how small and petite I was. I hated my sharp jawline, flat stomach, clear skin, naturally straight,white teeth.I hated that I wasn't like other girls, I hated makeup and shopping, i loved reading and eating pizza and playing video games. After hating on everything about myself I rushed downstairs to see my alcoholic guardian that hates me. They said to pack my bags because they've sold me to a popular boy band so that they could buy more alcohol"

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před rokem +9

      @@rae4007 Amazing 10/10 would read again

  • @wanderingseth
    @wanderingseth Před 6 měsíci +20

    "actively seeking out hugs" means "as opposed to passively accepting the hugs that I creepily force on you"

    • @barghest94
      @barghest94 Před 6 měsíci +6

      I think just any physical contact initiated by a woman gets this guy going.

  • @kkurazu
    @kkurazu Před rokem +110

    as a trans man i can confirm that this man purchased all of my clothing before i came out and promptly broke into my house and stole them all after i transitioned

  • @nahin2974
    @nahin2974 Před rokem +6690

    Kurtis's skits are like a dream, you don’t know wtf is going on until it's over

    • @sophiapilling1405
      @sophiapilling1405 Před rokem +57

      I dunno, I watched the whole thing and still have no idea wtf is happening

    • @Miriam-pq4vx
      @Miriam-pq4vx Před rokem +18

      i had a dream that i was swept away by a tornado... this felt the same

    • @maddygeezkneez1155
      @maddygeezkneez1155 Před rokem +22

      Yes, in the skit where he was confessing a kink that lead into the "I'm the joker" twist was so wild lmao

    • @haz.fellie
      @haz.fellie Před rokem +5

      Fever dream*

    • @ryleeanderson3678
      @ryleeanderson3678 Před rokem +3

      Or you think you know until the end😭

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole Před rokem +7438

    cringe culture isn’t dead. It’s just searching for its next victim. Like the queen.

    • @InvestmentIdea
      @InvestmentIdea Před rokem +173

      Link to the clip of deez nuts
      *czcams.com/video/NSX1bdZoy3k/video.html*
      (Making fun of bots)

    • @Noxinq
      @Noxinq Před rokem +191

      Rip, your comments are full of bots

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před rokem +180

      damn, britain was too cringe that it killed the queen.

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +37

      @Emotional Damage For a second I thought you were one of the bots lmao

    • @seayuh
      @seayuh Před rokem +86

      these bots also killed the queen

  • @_sleazy_c
    @_sleazy_c Před rokem +177

    Guys with dedicated and practiced Stitch voices are such a personal red flag I swear to god

    • @Confusion7182
      @Confusion7182 Před rokem +44

      This is an entire type of guy???

    • @AlinaProbably
      @AlinaProbably Před měsícem +1

      I'm stunned you've met more than one (bc I've met zero so far, not including this Alex guy)

  • @rinradclyffe1093
    @rinradclyffe1093 Před rokem +167

    To be fair having someone put their full body weight on you while cuddling is super comfortable. Weighted blankets were literally based off of exactly that sensation. He does absolutely send off creep vibes tho

  • @dorinhaaaaa
    @dorinhaaaaa Před rokem +6874

    Kurtis saying he cant do high production videos because he’s on tour then proceeding to make a whole song is funniest thing

  • @aeromotex
    @aeromotex Před rokem +2855

    this is the kind of dude that wants to act like the sweetest, most sensitive guy and as soon as you say you don't wanna go on a date with him he tells you you're worthless and don't deserve to live

    • @sianmilne4879
      @sianmilne4879 Před rokem +224

      Yup, "But I'm PERFECT how could ANYONE not want to date me, you must be stupid!" 😂

    • @heyspeckle8782
      @heyspeckle8782 Před rokem +217

      yes!! the nice guy energy is strong with this one

    • @dollpickle
      @dollpickle Před rokem

      he’s incredibly cringy and weird

    • @JujusCandy
      @JujusCandy Před rokem +161

      he seems like one of those dudes that are like "where is my hug at?? 🤓🤓"

    • @eyesleerage64
      @eyesleerage64 Před rokem +3

      @@JujusCandy Alex Meyers reference?

  • @sh3sonlin3
    @sh3sonlin3 Před rokem +128

    i know it's innocent at the end of the day but tiktoks like that really piss me off, very manipulative

  • @lil1708
    @lil1708 Před rokem +46

    i like to think that if kurtis walks into a room and there’s only one other person he goes “folk! 👏” and that’s all

  • @xCindyLouWhox
    @xCindyLouWhox Před rokem +5428

    Fun fact: I only watch Kurtis’ videos so I can hear Barbie say “balls” all the time.
    Edit: this might be the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment and it’s about Barbie saying “balls.” 💀

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Před rokem +105

      These replies are killing me 💀

    • @Virtual.punk77
      @Virtual.punk77 Před rokem +104

      He's used it so many times yet it still gets me every time 💀

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o Před rokem +29

      The way I scream every time it’s played

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o Před rokem +27

      It has truly been the only thing keeping me here since the extra greeting stopped

    • @kmetyusz
      @kmetyusz Před rokem +93

      i personally come for the bratz girl saying "ew" but "balls" is a pretty good one too

  • @nellypjensen
    @nellypjensen Před rokem +16896

    i love how committed you are to never letting that horrible Ninja tweet be forgotten

  • @Strbwycake
    @Strbwycake Před rokem +30

    The ‘is this weird’ rant turning into a joker monologue has me rolling

  • @bartsimpsonn6027
    @bartsimpsonn6027 Před rokem +86

    Kurtis: I think we're gonna go a little bit easier today...
    Also Kurtis: *does opera*

  • @linda4015
    @linda4015 Před rokem +4806

    Kurtis: tour is a lot
    Also Kurtis: *creates 100 hilarious skits over a single tiktok AND the new disney prince anthem*

    • @justyuan0907
      @justyuan0907 Před rokem +1

      @yes that's a bot

    • @Alex-hd4yr
      @Alex-hd4yr Před rokem +5

      @@justyuan0907 that user is also a bot

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Před rokem +1

      Disney prince anthem?

    • @1Sariat5
      @1Sariat5 Před rokem +1

      Legit what I was thinking :D He puts so much effort into his vids, even the ones that have simpler concepts

    • @justyuan0907
      @justyuan0907 Před rokem +1

      @@Alex-hd4yr oh damn

  • @sammieq6728
    @sammieq6728 Před rokem +980

    “Since I’m on the road I unfortunately don’t have time to make more complex videos” proceeds to act no less than 3 characters in a skit as a girl actively seeking hugs

  • @Kanmuri_writes
    @Kanmuri_writes Před rokem +149

    This is so cringe. If he was that great at being in a relationship, he wouldn't have to emotionally thirst trap online: he'd be too busy being amazing to his girlfriend.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před rokem +37

      “Ladies I have a serious question for you. Is it weird that I’m in your house right now? I personally see nothing wrong with it but people keep telling me it’s weird.”

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Před 7 měsíci +6

      Lol to be 100% fair he might suck at the "getting a girlfriend" part because he comes on too strong and skips right to the "being your boyfriend" part that he might actually be good at.
      But yeah no still a fair point and you're probably right lmao

  • @tsxxcea
    @tsxxcea Před 9 měsíci +16

    I love kurtis’s commitment to reference that ninja tweet in every opportunity he gets

  • @elaine18.13.5
    @elaine18.13.5 Před rokem +1740

    never thought in my 17 years i would hear a grown man call himself a golden retriever

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Před rokem +84

      Have you not heard of furries

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 Před rokem +66

      17 is super young. Once you're old and sad like me, you'll be much less shocked by people saying *much* worse things. The internet is a truly awful place.

    • @bingusdingus8239
      @bingusdingus8239 Před rokem +14

      @@calvinlee8103 it's truly a cesspool but I still be spending all my time here

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Před rokem +15

      i don't think it's weird to compare yourself or someone else to the behavior of another animal? like golden retrievers are known for their open affection, friendliness, and loyalty so he's saying he'd give this hypothetical girl the same affection and loyalty a golden retriever would give their person
      it's a weird way of saying he's a bit too into women showing the littlest bit of physical affection but the dog comparison is one of the least weird parts of the video lol

    • @melinoess
      @melinoess Před rokem +10

      girl you got so many more years...... thats not even the beginning

  • @yalllouu1094
    @yalllouu1094 Před rokem +4349

    Congratulations, Kurtis! I hope your girlfriend doesn't mind.

  • @those_aresomemadbeatsyo
    @those_aresomemadbeatsyo Před 10 měsíci +36

    I will never be able to get over how Kurtis looks in the thumbnail, how is no one pointing this out. I'm scared and I can't tell if it's photoshopped or smth. I'm actually genuinely afraid.

    • @notaddie2287
      @notaddie2287 Před 10 měsíci +4

      it’s scary

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami Před 3 měsíci +1

      it's definitely photoshopped or has those smile filters on it

  • @maggiemcleod6840
    @maggiemcleod6840 Před rokem +33

    I love that at 05:30 you can see the clock changing time behind him lol. It took him 6 minutes to say two lines.

  • @danijelseep225
    @danijelseep225 Před rokem +5865

    i dont know if its just me but this man is fucking terrifying. everything about him is so strangely chilling anytime i hear him say “ladies” i get full body chills. if i saw this man in public id run as far away as i could

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 Před rokem +432

      hard same. the first couple videos were all i needed to be convinced he is an abuser. he’s sending the message that the bare minimum is special and other men won’t do it. he’s the only one who can provide the emotional intimacy that is required in any relationship. that is absolutely an emotional manipulation tactic. he disturbed me so much i kept covering the screen and talking out loud to myself to drown out his voice lol

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 Před rokem +297

      he’s also specifically targeting women who are victims of previous abuse because they’re the only ones who might actually believe that what he’s advertising isn’t normal behavior. predators seek out easy prey.

    • @sodiumsodiumsodium1109
      @sodiumsodiumsodium1109 Před rokem +239

      Because it seems fake as hell and you wonder what he's really like under the surface 🧐

    • @brigade7678
      @brigade7678 Před rokem +18

      @@laceyrainbolt5432 what in the hell are you talking about. Thats really horrible what you just said dude. The guy is cringe not a danger to society, seriously you need to grow up and watch what you say about other humans cus that is some insane accusations you just threw out over some silly cringe behavior.
      he is targeting, at worst, lonely people who want silly cliche cute things in their life. Speaking as a "victim of previous abuse" you are deeply ignorant to throw around words like -abuser-. STOP diminishing the meaning of serious shit by using it on BASIC ass cringe behavior.
      he is uusing "pick me" behavior, not "abusive manipulation against victims". ffs

    • @blackstarninja6785
      @blackstarninja6785 Před rokem +256

      It’s his expression too, he is so smug and self satisfied while he oozes this toxic sludge.

  • @sr72013
    @sr72013 Před rokem +3291

    kurtis: “at the end of the day, this content is harmless”
    me: *violently throwing up every time he says “is it? 😌🤪”*

    • @tagliatelle
      @tagliatelle Před rokem +235

      LITERALLY I can't believe Kurtis was able to watch the clips and laugh, I was looking away and gagging the entire time

    • @isopodcritter
      @isopodcritter Před rokem +114

      EXACTLY i just really hate the concept of praising someone for the bare minimum

    • @joachimlewandowski9229
      @joachimlewandowski9229 Před rokem +26

      I literally hate his voice so much I wanted to throw up

    • @sr72013
      @sr72013 Před rokem +9

      @@isopodcritter fr, i can’t cope 😭

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Před rokem +37

      the chances of this content being harmful is low. but not zero

  • @igudon284
    @igudon284 Před rokem +11

    "Is it weird that I want your voice to be my alarm?"
    Yes, yes it is.

  • @uhlawndraa
    @uhlawndraa Před rokem +22

    The way he literally almost had me until the onesie

  • @valentinajaimes2348
    @valentinajaimes2348 Před rokem +2584

    imagine being irl friends with this guy, i wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes without making fun of him

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +66

      @Zyzz The bot itself is betraying his kind wow

    • @thelameg6
      @thelameg6 Před rokem

      id call him budgyboo in public and then explain to any woman he met that he wanted her to crush him sexually.

    • @isabellaboo8513
      @isabellaboo8513 Před rokem +18

      @Zyzz the bot betrays his own kind

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 Před rokem +37

      This is not a man who has friends in real life.

    • @ratkeep
      @ratkeep Před rokem +12

      @@jeremyschapstick that account is also a bot, it posted a link right above that comment, it's trickery, perhaps even witchcraft

  • @bren959
    @bren959 Před rokem +4496

    I was crying over a boy who didn’t love me until I watched this video. Now I have the ick. Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks Kurtis!!

  • @LemurG
    @LemurG Před rokem +18

    This guy is like every wattpad love story personified

  • @jaylen2638
    @jaylen2638 Před rokem +18

    he was the senior who went up to the freshman girls talking about “where’s my hugggg? no hug today?”

  • @archivalsociety
    @archivalsociety Před rokem +7165

    I'm so proud of you Kurtis for finding yourself such a wonderful boyfriend!

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +105

      Seems like I am the only human here, The AI is taking over and this is the first step

    • @businessmudkip4548
      @businessmudkip4548 Před rokem +97

      Why are there so many bots in this reply section????? Aaaaagh

    • @expiredmilk85
      @expiredmilk85 Před rokem +3

      @@perplexed1783 yes it is >:^)

    • @mjt1517
      @mjt1517 Před rokem +15

      @@businessmudkip4548 don't stop them...they're scamming each other!! xD

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Před rokem +5

      I'm so gay for him 😌🎉

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer Před rokem +4890

    if i had a nickel for every time kurtis wrote a song about being a boyfriend, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

  • @natalienootenboom
    @natalienootenboom Před rokem +18

    the batman impression was elite 🤣

  • @tae3426
    @tae3426 Před rokem +19

    i knew kurt could sing😭 beautiful disney vocals smbd hire him lol

  • @Bibobbelcher
    @Bibobbelcher Před rokem +801

    The “actively seeking out hugs” skit was so fucking funny truly peak comedy

  • @maksillorenzo9480
    @maksillorenzo9480 Před rokem +4031

    It’s crazy that Kurtis thinks this video isn’t a big video - cuz the work and amount of editing in this is so much especially for on tour and in a hotel room

    • @Mariea4926
      @Mariea4926 Před rokem +37

      Yeah it just felt like a normal video. Very funny and light hearted. And the song at the end 👏👏

    • @liv3835
      @liv3835 Před rokem +6

      honestly id say this is one of his best videos yet

    • @sianburke2282
      @sianburke2282 Před rokem +5

      Yes, I feel fully fed

    • @greendayyylmao3427
      @greendayyylmao3427 Před rokem +2

      i thought he has editors

  • @annieelise641
    @annieelise641 Před rokem +19

    trying to write horror and i got too scared of my own writing that im watching kurty to calm myself down

  • @DaKevke
    @DaKevke Před 11 měsíci +11

    The ninja tweet read out by Kurtis always makes me laugh so hard

  • @andrewlewis4046
    @andrewlewis4046 Před rokem +2495

    The “double it, triple it, double it, double it” killed me. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while😂

  • @lalalalaaAa123
    @lalalalaaAa123 Před rokem +884

    This is what we call a “Pick Me” guy. They’re kinda like the male version of “I’m not like other girls” 😂

  • @ariellaalexander4306
    @ariellaalexander4306 Před rokem +15

    I'm wearing a lovely outfit from him right now. It's so perfect! He really knows how to pick an outfit that suits my personal style. 🥰💜

  • @PoliticalWonderland
    @PoliticalWonderland Před rokem +11

    I feel violated listening to him.

  • @hayleypatin7899
    @hayleypatin7899 Před rokem +1777

    I'm tempted to say that Kurtis's new boyfriend comes across as a classic "pick me" boy. But I'm endeavoring to be a better person and I can see this guy makes our Mayor happy, buys him all the clothes that exist, and got him matching Disney onesies so bless you both and mazel tov

    • @ange4048
      @ange4048 Před rokem +4

      😂😂 I was about to ask what’s the name for an indoor Chad then I saw a Chad had responded 😂😂😂

  • @lautre.
    @lautre. Před rokem +4279

    click on the like button. dont worry about what i wrote previously

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 Před rokem +37

      I have All the Abs

    • @jsas2047
      @jsas2047 Před rokem +94

      Idk these things don't really sound like the bare minimum. The bare minimum/basic respect should be met in 100% of relationships and well, i wouldn't want him doing basically any of the things he described. I think these are actually pretty romantic scenarios if you're into that kind of stuff, to me it's mostly creepy/uncomfortable lol

    • @cryforhelp7270
      @cryforhelp7270 Před rokem +71

      @@jsas2047 It doesn't feel romantic to me either honestly... Sounds like something I'd see in a fanfiction tho. The random dancing thing was cute, and I'd smile if I saw it in a book is all lol

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius Před rokem +1

      can't relate

    • @jsas2047
      @jsas2047 Před rokem +21

      @@cryforhelp7270 truee i mean the Disney stuff can be cute if you're also a Disney adult but.. I'm not, so this is definitely not the bare minimum/standard for my relationship (or relationships in general, I'm pretty sure most people aren't disney adults lmao).

  • @marumue
    @marumue Před rokem +4

    I LITERALLY THREW UP WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABT ANGEL.

  • @anastarrynight
    @anastarrynight Před 8 měsíci +8

    if i had a nickel for everyone kurtis sang a song about being a boyfriend, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

  • @winniepenkethman6809
    @winniepenkethman6809 Před rokem +2925

    me and my sister saw you in Chicago; we laughed, we cried, we peed, we pooped. Y’all were incredible 10/10 - thank you for a delightful show.

    • @TheToobNube
      @TheToobNube Před rokem +205

      That’s good to hear. I’m having trouble pooing, so I guess I’ll definitely get a ticket now.

    • @maryp9923
      @maryp9923 Před rokem +59

      Pee time 😊😮

    • @blairylame
      @blairylame Před rokem +99

      ayeee i was there too, i can’t believe everyone pooped on the floor at the same time

    • @lavenderlaceration
      @lavenderlaceration Před rokem +15

      I saw him in Chicago as well!! Laughed so hard I almost lost my voice 😁😁

    • @winniepenkethman6809
      @winniepenkethman6809 Před rokem +4

      @@lavenderlaceration they were all so good :,,,,)

  • @ABigHandsomeMan
    @ABigHandsomeMan Před rokem +311

    he seems like the type to text you twelve times in a row lile "are you mad at me?" "idk what i did wrong but im sorry" "please answer me dont be mad at me" when you dont answer for half an hour because youre at work

  • @ukuleena
    @ukuleena Před rokem +9

    the second he said "pretty outfit" i got the ick lmao

  • @trollbogies47
    @trollbogies47 Před rokem +5

    People doing Stitch impressions make my bhole retract up into my body.

  • @Anna-ud2qt
    @Anna-ud2qt Před rokem +1050

    This guy is the embodiment of a pick me… so many more reasons to die single.

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments Před rokem +28

      Im sorry for ur replies apart fron the ppl making fun of the bots (which i think may also be) bots but eh they r fine

    • @jvillanueva2978
      @jvillanueva2978 Před rokem +1

      omg a pick me guy lmao

  • @josephmatthews7698
    @josephmatthews7698 Před rokem +1550

    This has to be parody. I can't live in a world where this dude is doing this unironically.

    • @kaluca
      @kaluca Před rokem +3

      agreed

    • @syukurisarkis5558
      @syukurisarkis5558 Před rokem +7

      And he’s famous for it 🥴🥴🥴

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Před rokem +70

      he doing it to manipulate impressionable girls

    • @harvey8138
      @harvey8138 Před rokem +1

      Congratulations Sherlock you cracked the case

    • @josephmatthews7698
      @josephmatthews7698 Před rokem +4

      @@harvey8138 my faith is restored and mother will be so proud once I print this comment section out for her.

  • @datsephardicboi9358
    @datsephardicboi9358 Před 8 měsíci +3

    this guy reminds me of the old adage "a good person doesn't feel the need to tell everyone what a good person they are". I dunno, I'm sure he's a perfectly nice guy, he just seems a bot too eager to show everyone what a great boyfriend he'd be...

  • @renendell
    @renendell Před rokem +10

    He had me at Boojiboo

  • @sarahgs_
    @sarahgs_ Před rokem +1249

    I’ve never been more uncomfortable. Thanks, Kurtis!

    • @tophiana9575
      @tophiana9575 Před rokem +31

      This video shaved several decades off of my life

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 Před rokem +12

      Every time I think I’ve been the most uncomfortable in my life, Kurtis raises the bar.

  • @roxieab
    @roxieab Před rokem +2692

    “I don’t have the time to make a complex video”
    *writes and films a song, fully edited*
    I love you Kurtis

  • @lydia8560
    @lydia8560 Před rokem +7

    I appreciate the fact that Kurtis uses the Ninja tweet every change he can

  • @Star.sturn.
    @Star.sturn. Před 10 měsíci +4

    For the last one I think couples in matching onesie is cute but that last had me uncomfortable 😭

  • @eilisinivy
    @eilisinivy Před rokem +9072

    Kurtis: sorry i dont have time for a more complex video
    Kurtis: *acts out multiple Hollywood level skits & writes a disney song foy a tink tonk boi*
    You're doing God's work Kurtis

  • @theonlyrosy
    @theonlyrosy Před rokem +889

    This is just the right amount of tomfoolery. I felt rather silly when watching this video, and hope to see this level of goofiness again

  • @NotAnEmo123
    @NotAnEmo123 Před 9 měsíci +5

    11:37 “like my tour bu-“

  • @mollym6003
    @mollym6003 Před rokem +3

    i like how he doesnt just make fun of this dude and still makes a good video, very respectful

  • @selfsessions3515
    @selfsessions3515 Před rokem +987

    “Instead of lifting his shirt to show you his abs, he’ll lift up his shirt to show you his heart” I’m cackling at how I said heart at the same time as Kurtis 😂😂😂😂

  • @ellekawe
    @ellekawe Před rokem +4914

    it is kinda sad though that this guy is emotionally thirst trapping others by being a decent guy. none of the things he said are weird and it is a bit tragic that a guy being open and emotionally vulnerable with his gf gets millions of people swooning. the bar for good boyfriends seems to be literally on the floor :/

    • @staciemae
      @staciemae Před rokem +452

      There’s something off about him. Also if you’re putting yourself out there on the internet you should be prepared to be criticized.

    • @ellekawe
      @ellekawe Před rokem +537

      @@staciemae oh yeah definitely!! this guy absolutely gives me the creeps and i in no way intended to defend him (although i see that you could understand it like that), i just meant to say that i find it sad how we seem to be so used to men being absolute rude assholes that someone can get famous by exploiting basic human decency. like,, if most men weren’t so awful this guy would have not be this successful at all

    • @Joralion
      @Joralion Před rokem +138

      @@ellekawe I don't necessarily think that it's just guys being rude asshats (though that happens a lot) but just that it's easier to fantasize about having a significant other while not thinking about any of the negatives. The thirst videos will usually focus on what they will do for you, but a real relationship requires you to do stuff for them too. Not to mention real relationships sometimes encounter friction and compromises. Actually getting a partner requires you to go out and look/talk to people and risk getting rejected. Therefore it's easier to just imagine a boyfriend than actually putting yourself out there and trying to get one.

    • @Idengard
      @Idengard Před rokem +30

      I believe it’s just for 14 year olds. Noone over 18 would give a flying V about that

    • @ThisOneGoes211
      @ThisOneGoes211 Před rokem +43

      It’s pandering and gross

  • @KingPLUR
    @KingPLUR Před rokem +2

    I just wanna say thanks for being open & brave about the fire, i really Relate with ur fire situation bc I was in a house fire & to deal w the ptsd I often just divert my thought to a joke about losing everything in a fire & it makes me feel less alone when u drop those jokes randomly & flawlessly thanks for existing I'm glad ur still alive !

  • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594

    Kurtis: *Sings a song about being the perfect boyfriend*
    Also Kurtis: “You know what’s not fun? Commitment”

  • @therampaige5745
    @therampaige5745 Před rokem +636

    I feel like this guy would make a killing if he did those boyfriend rp asmr things. Right up his alley.

  • @agrad12
    @agrad12 Před rokem +294

    This video made me want to get a restraining order against every Alex in the world including myself.

  • @anahiherrera2303
    @anahiherrera2303 Před rokem +4

    no matter how many times i watch this. your joker bit kills me every time

  • @avv_ooo411
    @avv_ooo411 Před rokem +5

    Whenever I’m sad I watch Kurtis and it always makes me feel better