The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden)
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DREWS CHANNEL / @drewisgooden
Today Drew and I are reacting to possibly the strangest fanfic ever written. And it just so happens to be about us. And also Jake and Logan Paul.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on CZcams, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
#dannygonzalez - Komedie
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Danny Gonzalez ok
Ayee dannyy
Why?
Ok
Hey
Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'
If i ever write a book I have to include that part, And also fell into the kiss one too.
The fact that I never even processed that fact in all the times I’ve watched this astounds me. Thank you.
Oh yeah 😂 maybe they cut some parts then?
they didnt it was genuinely written that way@@EmyN
"Hen gulped" 2:48
is still making me laugh.
"Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ"
they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg
Athena P how-
I was laughing the whole time lmao
I was like _well when are they gonna start reinacting this one_
That's an interesting visual
ATHENA???
"i now pronouns you man and husband" sounds like something one of those memes about wokeness would say, like comparing weddings then and now
BAHAHA OMG “the weddings that liberals want 😡😡😡😡“
librel weddings be like "i know pronouns you man and husband"
@@genderenderI can’t tell if the “know” instead of “now” was intentional or not 💀
@@static-scribblez okay they edited it but I’m breaking down over “I know pronouns, you- man,, and husband!”
It sounds like a really weird way to censor motherfucker💀
How dare you
I KNOW pronouns
You you you man and husband
“this says alot about todays society”
I was in a psych ward recently and "meanwhile in the suicide hospital..." lived rent free in my head the whole time and made me laugh when few things could
I hope you’re doing okay now!
Cry to your shrink instead of crying about it to strangers online.
@@MM-pv5tpyou said that just to be an asshole, didn’t you?
@@MM-pv5tp bro?? relax
Vibes man
I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage
Every good fanfic starts with a common tripe and 100k words later they’re rigging the election system and navigating the complex national foster system
@@gunnysmack3163 So true
@@gunnysmack3163 Don't forget time travel
@@gunnysmack3163 reminds me of a fanfic i read a while back that was originally intended to be a "they kissed in the library" oneshot, but 100 chapters later one of them had permanent hearing loss and the other faked his death
@@mae.glitter link?
“Virgins for lives despite the wives” quote on quote Danny and Drew
It should be a t-shirt.
It definitely should
@@tatertot9643 I'm not alone yay.
I mean as in thinking it should be a t-shirt.
Are they actually married?
I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.
The first time I watched this I had the same reaction. To both a pregnancy test being accurate within mere days and to a doctor being able to tell who the father is!
The fact that a cis man is pregnant just feels like weird fanfic stuff, but since pregnancy tests are actual science it’s easy to get hung up on that being so so so very wrong!
I mean, at least ground it in reality… 🤷♀️
they're allies
A@@gavin9956
i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story
oh hey it's the no lid guy
@@koiifsh im so confused can u give context if i posted a comment saying that i genuinely dont remember my memory is so shitty
@@koiifshPLEASE GIVE ME CONTEXT
@@clyde-or-monty you replied to me once
@@koiifsh i genuinely dont remember when and where i said it
Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense
Blake Dawson i didn’t think so until the “trellsie with roses”
That was oddly specific
Renia McKenzie right? Lmfao who else gets married under a trellis covered in roses besides the sims ? 😂
So true
Blake Dawson it's translated simlish
*"warning: suicide and sex scene"*
"THEY GAVE IT AWAY!"
wattpad basically
yes, basically
I kind of like when people put disclaimers for that kind of stuff
I read a book that was like all happy you know all romance and s*** and then like three chapters later there's like a full-blown like heavily detailed rape scene and holy s*** I was really sad for like 2 days after reading that
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 oh my god-
True.
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 damn...
i really hope laura told danny she was pregnant by leaving the pregnancy test just in the sink and then going back to bed.
Danny better have busted through the door when he found out
@@chasewillson564And Laura already had the doctor's appointment ready to go to the office in the doctor office.
@@lacabraasada2326and maybe Danny wasn’t the father and it’s actually Logan pail
@@nikkijones6070 What? No.
Obviously Laura reproduces asexually through mitosis
@@lacabraasada2326ikr why has nobody else figured it out yet smh
Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad
If this doesn't become a real thing I will go feral
Jarvis Johnson should be the pregnancy test
@@communistpropaganda3629LMAO YES*
YES. Chad Chad would make a perfect Jackie 😂
I would pay
the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the suicide hospital attacked
*scuicide hospital
@@weebo3174 No, when LOGAN PAIL attacked
@@weebo3174 only Denny master of all nations could stop the hospital but when the world needed him most he vanished
@@hebislay A hundred years passed and Jackie and I waited outside their house not creepily at all in case they needed our help
"Virgins for lives despite the wives"
We got Boy Defined right here
Who's the Mr. struggle out of them ? 😂😂😂
cody ko who??
gorg
@@Cyanide_Mallika oh. My. God. This is the best reply I've ever seen
Cody ko what??!!
The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀
Jackie didn’t save him so that the plot can continue
The plot must go on
It was an inside job
I love that they filmed this 4 years ago and to this day we're like RIP Amanda thank u for ur service in Afghanistan
He didn’t tell her that he needed her help. Duh
My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura
I just assume she's going rogue with Amanda in Afghanistan
She's still obviously in that well
@@Ankha- yes and they're having a parallel lesbian love story
@@Illiteratehistorian-Silvioh ired that as
"Shes still obviously not that real "
😭
@@seankaufman2360loving this idea, when are we getting "house of gold: the sequel"?
GO LOGAN GO AWAY
*later at the suicide hospital*
“MR PAIL STOP VLOGGING THE DEAD BODIES” she roared
Omfg i was just scrolling comments and no comment had ever made me laugh so hard....fuck that was hilarious
It took me a second, then I stared dying of laughter
LMAO DED
oh my fucking god lmao
xD I can't stop laughing at this
Y'all out here acting like this isn't a modern literary masterpiece
Ikr
Ikr Imagine being that dense
@@shakshi_ never me, I'm gonna read it to my children
Whale Sharko This story will help my children sleep better at night
@@lealee6361 they'll dream sweet nothings of gasping at everything and steamy romance novels that use the phase "doing it"
influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing
So real
HOW BRO IM JUST DYING RN😭
Wdym shitty this is a work of art??
SAME LOL when cody ko made his wife read fanfic about him, i was in tears 😂
as someone who writes fan fiction its so fun to watch them pick apart this shit lmaoo
Imagine Laura sitting peacefully downstairs and suddenly hears
“LOGAN PAAAIL?!”
With amanda
no shes in afghanistan remember??@@doratheexplorerwillfindyou
@maisiekerslake6084 Amanda doesn't like that joke
@@itzneonblueotherchannel2921what joke?
Amanda and Laura sitting downstairs like: do you ever question your life choices? 😂
Obviously Im joking Im pretty sure these two couples have great marriages!
I just think that being married to a youtuber HAS to be kinda wild 😂
Considering how quickly Danny recovers from his suicide attempt, I have to assume that the balcony he jumped off of was on the ground floor
It only makes sense that way.
maybe the floor above, because he did have to go to the hospital
nah he jusmpdd off if the flooor flore
bimbo flying, somebody catch her /ref
@@oneloggerheadshrike maybe his bones weren't squishy yet
(Please understand the reference 😭)
"Jacki" is clearly an idealised version of the author, bless her
As someone who has been on Wattpad for like two years, I could easily tell.
This is absolutely classic I love it
Yeah, it's pretty easy to tell that she's a self insert 😂
Especially because everything about her was described as badass
Laura B that’s exactly what I was thinking!
Tsk, Danny lied! He said virgins for lives, and yet (as of 2023) he’s pregnant! It’s definitely Logan’s
LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!?!?
can’t believe anyone now 😔
"LOGAN PAIL!??!?!???" he roared
@@samszczepanski2281 JÁÃØôwaÂā
LOGAN PAIL?!!
The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all CZcamsrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-CZcamsr friends or family. 🤣
They’re work friends! It’s like inviting your coworkers (it’s all one massive studio they rent) 😂
@@Delta806 fr they all work in a hype-studio and the netflix show is just this fanfiction
Fr like why would PewDiePie lead Danny down the aisle 💀💀💀
Doesn’t everyone invite every single person that works in their industry to weddings?
My favourite character is “Hen” the butler
Mine is Denny
mine is jake pail
god dammit it i messed up it was logan pail
@@mollyjennings2617 the pail brothers
Mine was the 011 operator
Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other
So they faked there deaths to run away with each other
Enemies to lovers
*Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 100k*
OH wow, we need that epic detailed story
👏Someone👏Make👏This👏So👏They👏Can👏Have👏 The👏 whole👏Series 👏
"meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that
Nah fr it’s the funniest part imo
I love how the author’s entire perception of Danny is that he’s a chronic react CZcamsr and his only response to stimuli of any kind is uncontrollable sobbing or gasping.
or having a heart attack
*danny gets drew pregnant*
dr:
well looks like youre....
gregnant
klarissa pollard this deserves way more likes
underrated
Im wheezing oh my god this should be at the top
Oh my god so perfect
Meanwhile, in *chigaco*
Meanwhile, in *coastal rica*
*“LOGAN PAIL?!”*
Called *011*
StrangerHamilton go logan go away
GO LOGAN GO AWAY! Stay in costal Rica and do not return to the America lolllll
hamilton. is. amazing.
I now pronouns you man and husband
So the moral of the story is ... If Logan Paul objects to your wedding, run away. Run away, and do it away.
It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.
it's also the funniest thing at the same time so it's not unexpected that some of the best internet e-clowns would be so good at capitalizing on it
Agreed but it's also kinda cute bc you just know it's some 12 year old fangirl crying her heart out while writing this lmao
I 100% agree that fan fictions about real people are really weird. I’ve always said so.
that's the point!
this fic is so clearly satirical though
the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.
i thought he was being serious until it was revealed that laura is gregnant
I came to this comment section immediately after seeing that announcement to see if someone had made the same conclusion as me- glad to see someone did
@@koiifshyou... thought a married man in his late twenties was a virgin??
@@grumsb5905 bruh idk some people are asexual, like me
@@koiifsh I understand but that's rare tho! I know there are asexual people i was just confused cause obviously the celibacy thing was a joke
i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take
You mean they were funny instead of unfunny?
i don’t think criticising male pregnancy would be funny as it’s a GIVEN that it’s incorrect. the author knows men can’t get pregnant, but they don’t know that pregnancy tests don’t take 5 seconds to do.
CLEARLY it’s because drew has been pregnant before
Heather Murphy lmaooo right? Like not the fact that drew, a man, is pregnant. 😂😂
Yeah. Instead of thinking “hM mEn caNt gET pRegNanT” they focused on timing inaccuracy lol
I love how absolutely nothing has been planned. Not the wedding, or the engagement, the sentence structure
This author be like *sets up action*
*fade to black*
me writting an essay
You writing a comment
Like Drew gets kidnapped, and then they stop
To be fair that is also how I write
I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted and “meanwhile, in chigaco” still gets me every time
Is it that funny? Because you think it's not a real place? I'll have you know, chigaco is a real city in inillois.
Just like how Costal Rica is a wonderful place in Central Aremica
every time I watch this video, that has me cackling
drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever
They both live in my head rent free 24/7
why is no one talking about “denny stromed around the house” i lose my shit every time
LMAO ME TOO
A classic Denny move
SOMEONE'S SLEEPING R I G H T N E X T T O M E AND I'M TRYING SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH HYSTERICALLY
Stroming is no laughing matter. Especially for Denny
SAME IT NEVER GETS OLD
How to get out of any kidnapping: “I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH THAT I LOVED THEM”
sprite cranberry of course
This is vital information
**gets kidnapped**
Me: I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH I LIKE HIM!
Kidnapper: Oh ok I'll let you go!
Me: **runs away** hahahaha I don't have a crush
ok i'll let u go
@@jojeli1316 if that ever worked I would die laughing as soon as I got away
I'm genuinely trying to figure out why the story is titled House of Gold
it was just supposed to be a reference to a Twenty one Pilots song called "House of Gold." Not sure why they wanted to reference it but they did. Each chapter was mainly a reference to different songs.
Cuz I'd rather live in a house of gold than read it
@@AlanOfficialBoireally? That’s actually pretty cool
Common fanfiction trope to name fics after songs you like. Usually when it's not written by.... What I can only assume is an actual 5th grader.... The song goes with the theme.
@@AlanOfficialBoiTHE LORE
The characters in this beautiful story:
Danny: Danny Gonzalez, can usually be seen having a heart attack or jumping of the balcony.
Hen: Drew’s butler, usually gulping. Only appears for one second.
Logan Paul: A CZcamsr who tried to get with Danny-usually looking at them sweetly and wiggling around the couch.
Drew: A man who can do a great impression of a horse and can also turn into a horse..slept with Jake Paul once. Drew can usually be found trying to not be flinching
Jackie: A self insert to the story with a middle arm, usually stands outside of drew and Danny’s house not doing anything.
Logan Pail: the man who drew screamed the name of
Denny: A name like Danny, except he’s found strolling around the house-like hen except he’s not a butler.
The doctors office: A VERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER. The office has his own office.
H3: Guests of Drew’s wedding, Ethan was seen patting Danny’s arm and went into Logan Paul’s body during Drew and Danny’s wedding
Jenna: Jenna as in Jenna Marbles..doesn’t do much but does attend both of the weddings with Drew and Danny!
This is underrated asf
You missed Pewdiepie, Hilda, Hula and THE PREST!
PLEASE this needs to be pinned🤣🤣🤣
Guys, I think my copy of Scott Pilgrim is broken
Denny didn’t stroll ever, I’ve only ever seen him strome
I love how Drew is, like, genuinely shocked when they find out the Danny isn’t the father of his fictional baby..
how am i the first reply in 3 years LMAO
@@HadahudaLOL
@@Hadahudacrazy
@@Hadahudaepic
Thats how you know he was truly invested
Y'all know the neighbor Jackie is actually the 13 year old who wrote this fanfic
Yeah that's what I was saying. Seems like nobody else noticed
Yeah the captions said that
@@Lexi-pj6qm Shiiittt you right my bad. I don't watch with captions on
@@sethjackson5629 Oh okay
Lol I didn’t even need the captions, as soon as I heard that description of her all-black, animated, and too detailed character I knew
I love how this story has a plot twist every 5 minutes. I have never seen a story go into a different direction like that every 5 min.
Isn’t that game of thrones?
Literally a telanovela except in English and it’s a fanfic
That’s just wattpad
@@ploopydiper 💀
Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!
They got from "Chigaco" to "Coastal Rica" pretty damn fast.
Fr
How do you know chigaco and costal Rico aren’t right next to each other?
@@GA_131 fr I’ve personally been to coastal chigaco rica which is right in between the two places and I 10/10 think this comment is disrespectful and needs to be canceled
@@thatonestarman4127 idk if this comment is satire or not pls explain 😭
@@ranchustars3050 it’s satire lol I was just being sarcastic ✨🎉💅😩
I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.
So.. you wrote this
Elina that’s a bit of a jump in conclusion
@@salt3685 that's the point
marcela tha cat they have the biggest best fren energy & i love it
Elina You seem to be getting a little tense there elina 🤔
EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny
this video is 4 years old, yet we haven't received a formal response from the author. come out from the shadows and take responsibility over your masterpiece
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
I need a sequel with a love triangle when Amanda returns from Afghanistan
YES
With Laura on her arm
With the Paul brothers, it would be a Pentagon
Raychal LaMar Written by Onision
y e s
FYI: if a male triggers a positive on a pregnancy test, it could be a sign of testicular cancer.
can you imagine if this story went THAT direction? they're in the doctors office office and the doctor is like "nah you're not pregnant you're fuckin stage 4" and then the rest of the story is Drew's dramatic battle with cancer??
@@CJ-iz3mp that should be a part 2
@@CJ-iz3mp I know I shouldn’t laugh at that but “you’re fuckin stage 4” is hilarious for some reason 🤣 🤣
@@CJ-iz3mp The Fault in our CZcams Stars
@@TheKedi1 alright you won the comment section we can all leave guys
I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference
hearing danny start the vid with "hope ur having a great 2019" is wild when you think 2024 is currently 4 months away
FOUR MOUNTHS??? WHAT
@@flyaway1 yeah...
2 months now jesus
@@kaishutup holy crap😭😭
1
I shouldn't have laughed at "Suicide Hospital"
i felt bad bc i literally had to pause the video bc i was laughing so hard 😂
I shouldn't have either but I did
“Hello??! My fiend has just jumped off the balcony-“
Yeah same
I've been to one, and I laughed too. Tbh, it's just kindergarten for the mentally unstable. Coloring, crafts, sports, a shit load of therapy, and enough medication to make you incoherent. Last one I went to had Netflix.
Honestly a missed opportunity for the word "Greg-nant"
killian kexical 😂
Gregananant
gregnat
Oh my god YES
OMG yeah! 😂😂😂
can't believe that dannys actually pregnant now. feels so weird.
Real??
Yes
"I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭
you can tell from the over-description of the neighbour that she's a self insert of what the author wants to be
Don't forget to mention the Alexandria's Genesis trope. This is truly art.
She described Jackie (herself) in more detail than any other scene
And how she's conveniently the only other person there for every important moment in the story, except at the wedding scenes at the end.
That made me laugh so hard. Cuz that’s exactly how I would have described myself in my fan-fic days
@@averyyoung6734 same here 😔✌️
“warning: suicide and sex” “they gave it away!” 💀💀
Sounds like the description for a teen drama
Suicide and sex sounds like Heathers
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 😂 yea lmao
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 shut up heather
@@GA_131 Sorry Heather
Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this
3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once
4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D”
5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype”
6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point
7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ”
7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00)
8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY”
9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!”
9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers
9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!”
10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment
11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!”
11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco”
12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video”
13:06: D e n n y
13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“
14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”*
Edit:
14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹”
15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones**
15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀)
15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment
15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???”
16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office”
16:47: “to be continue”
17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment
18:47: “the prest”
19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”
I didn't even notice the one bed trope! Honestly, I kinda respect setting it up and not using it. Brilliant move fr
This us a Godsend thank you!
As a non-native English speaker I am pretty confident I could proofread Jackie's fanfics. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jackie is a teenager.
Hey, I wrote fanfiction when I was like 13 and I was better than this.
Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other CZcamsrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior
To be fair that goth they barely know was there for Denny after Drew had sex with Jake Pail and brought him McDonald's while he was in the suicide hospital.
because a 13 year old wrote this story, duuuhhhhh
Zoee Perea **Pail. Lol who is Logan Paul? I only know Logan Pail...
@@zoeeperea6975 I think they mean when it was misspelled lmao
natalie lewter it was so brace of her
You’ve heard of Panic! At the Disco
Now get ready for *Flinch! At the Suicide Hospital*
Okay, I am now making a cover band for emo music and calling it this. Please be in my band 😂
Listen to their new hit single *"Miss Jackie!!"* Featuring the musical talents of PewDiePie, Jenna Marbles, and H3H3!!
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
like literally I needed my inhaler
anyways thanks for that
@@Bucket_Hat01 I'm so down!!
@@dummyxshowtime ;)
the funniest thing was when you both said "suicide and sex scene". I never thought i would hear those two specific words next to each other but here we are.
I would love for them to make a short film version of this it would be so funny 💀
It would be great if someone animated this video!
Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?
tbh when jackie was randomly standing there i expected it to be laura xD
a guy probaly touched her and she thought it was danny
@@unknownhumanbeing7428 XD
No Jackie and Laura are a couple, clearly where else would she be?
Laura’s dead?
Love how you can feel the self-insert as soon as you find out she has “big purple eyes”
Lowkey “these goddamn eyes, they give it away every time.” *my bright purple eyes blink back tears *
Literally knew the moment a random woman showed up at their door for no reason.
Lowkey what’s self-insert
@@mrods999 It's when an author inserts themselves into a story, either literally as themselves, or as a character that's meant to represent them.
seigeengine ohh okay, so is it some sort of literary device or something
So many iconic moments came just from this one video..
“LOGAN PAIL”, “coastal rica”, “chigaco”, “drew!! you’re a horse!!” just to name a few lmao
"Hello??!! My friend just jumped off the balcony!!"
Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.
i will never hear chicago the same ever again. i keep typing it as "chigaco" too
@@theEverchase Same thing with Costa Rica. It will always be Coastal Rica.
@@Abbyxx812 LITERALLY TRUUUUEEEEEE
I'm formally requesting that someone makes a fanfic from Amanda's perspective about her journey in Afghanistan.
Omg yes
I’ll take notes.
COMMENTING FOR UPDATES
Maggie Complicatedlastname and she meets Laura and falls in love
Drawing Maniac yes😁
still confused about why drew was kidnapped and then just returned and they never brought it up again
alicia robadey isn’t that what everyone does on a saturday
I think it was supposed to imply that Logan and Jake were working together and trying everything in their power to break them up, But, Danny rejected Logan, So they released Drew and got him pregnant instead.
Or maybe I’m over thinking this and they just wanted it to be interesting. I don’t know.
Logan kidnapped him
@@Toriyamaus dang that's pretty dark actually wow
The author seems to be a fan of introducing plot threads that go nowhere. Drew gets kidnapped? They just bring him back unharmed for no apparent reason. Danny jumps out the window? He walks out of the hospital the next day with no mention of any injuries. It’s like every time she starts writing an intriguing plot twist she’s like “Nah, writing this is boring, I need to get to Danny and Drew making out faster”
"Meanwhile, at the suicide hospital" needs to be the name of an emo band.
you’ve heard of panic! at the disco. now get ready for…
My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.
we're all just going to skim over the fact that danny proposed to drew in a suicide hospital
Yep
I know right? Like I love how Danny's response is to just die
i dunno. sounds pretty accurate to me
Yeah, and the fact that drew slept with Jake Paul .
Not too many people are pointing out that a biological man got preganant
Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding
I honestly thought that's what's gonna happen eventually lmao
she died in the ff
kurtboy only in the description tho
Ikr? As soon as she disappeared I thought she would make this great comeback at the end.
I know right
Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend
Drew: Danny i have something to tell you *holds up positive pregnancy test* i-i
have testicular cancer
BAHAHAHAHA💀
they are gregnant.
muna osman this is it, this is the best joke of 2019. everyone else can go home now
Pregananant!?
greGANANANT?
greganante?
@@cait5158 Don't watch much comedy?
is no one gonna notice that Danny had a heart attack through this whole fanfic.
Yeah, it never actually stopped
He also cried 5285 times
@@BexMcInulty true
He also broke his everything. It's all broken. All of it.
no wonder why he gasped 56 times
Coming back to this now, "Virgins for lives, despite the wives" is in fact not true anymore. But on a more serious note.. Congrats, Danny. 🎉
i cant believe danny is pregnant
@@kylar-cat is it Logan pails?
*Denny
@@arianna1906 It's a virgin mary situation, actually
I watch this documentary every night before bed
How sane are you
okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”
Certified iconic post
COASTAL RICA PLS i’m dying
YES the Jewish wedding quote is under appreciated!!!!
@@amberh4470 chigaco too 😭😭
What about
“Oh.......................but he was a loser?”
you can see on danny's face how uncomfortable he feels during the scene where it describes him and logan making out , he HAD to joke about them wiggling on the couch to break the awkwardness
I know right? 😂 I noticed that too
I noticed it.
Honestly if I were in his position, I would be uncomfortable too
Hahaa yes
8:25
There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.
"What are your pronouns?"
"man/husband"
Not enough people are talking about Jackie and her self insert
One of my fave parts
the way she described herself
@@haleybartel2565 she described her outfit in more detail than she described any of the actual scenes in the story lmao
Oh my gosh she was a self insert
when she called 011
I feel like whoever wrote this typed this as fast as they could because they didn't want their parents to catch them writing this... masterpiece
That... is more accurate than anything I could have come up with...
Really though, they probably had to stop to close the computer every time they heard footsteps 😂😂
@@arson_jalapeno6902 I had to exit out of this tab every time I even thought I heard footsteps. lol
agreed
There’s something wrong with the people that write fanfiction they are basically illiterate and they don’t edit or spellcheck anything lol
The only had one hour of screen time a day- you have to make it count, y'know?
this is genuinely my favorite video on the internet
It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him
But more importantly where is the spin off series about Amanda in Afghanistan
Amanda should marry Laura in the spin off
QueenOfFabulous adventures of Afghan Amanda
Anti Christina what would Logan say to that??
Amanistan
@@urmom-zh6zs the perfect title
i want a spin-off about amanda saving laura in afghanistan
I made one...
@@clairefazel8470 pls send the link 😳
lol
@Ailee Gold my.w.tt/mN6ZiBNQa6
Claire Fazel tysmm
i still cannot believe drew and danny read their own mpreg
“Virgin for lives despite the wives” Well Danny, do you have something to say?
Denny has lied to us 😨
amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*
Um, no? Amanda is in Afghanistan 🤨🤨🤨 fake fan 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@whothehckisbucky859 No Amanda’s corpse is in Afghanastan... probably anyway. Faker fan🙄🥱
@Alexis Cohen what
@Alexis Cohen which video?
@@tedtom1566 from the one where they used Jeremy Renner's app
My 2 ideal places for vacation:
1: Chigaco
2: Costal Rica
3. the sewer slide hospital
😂🤣👌🏼
4. Logan Pails house
5. Skool
I laughed so hard at this comment it left me in a 5 day coma
5 years later and i still think about "meanwhile in Coastal Rica"
HELP THATS THE ONLY REASON I CAME BACK HERE
“Hope you’re all having a great 2019”
I did, man I fucking did
Funny how Shakespeares been real quiet since this dropped
Strawberry Milk 69 likes
underrated comment.
72 Subscribers With No Videos underrated cutie pie!
I really enjoy this comment because it's technically true
THIS SENT ME
Hen deserved more screentime in this story.
#Justice4hen
Denny too, don’t forget about Denny.
FirstName Last the *scuicide* hospital in *chigaco*
Plot twist : hen is also carrying Jake's baby
More screentime in this written novel.
i like how denny received a message saying he has to make a video admitting the pauls brothers are better to get drew back yet didnt seem to suspect logan of anything. nor did he question how drew got back without having to make the video