@@dielemamfoumbi7128I think I once seen a video where the dude was pretending to be gay then his girl friends tried to hook him up with another dude and he was to deep into the role 😂
I love how these are narrated in the exact same tone as forensic files. Nothing is funnier than hearing the same guy who narrated murder scenes delivering punchlines.
@@kevinmonahan2820 I said tone. The narrator talks in the tone that I remember from when I used to watch a lot of Forensic Files. Maybe you don't see the resemblance, but I do.
"You are not going skinny dipping with anyone... Unless you take Ryan with you. He might be gay but he's still a man and he'll protect you. Isn't that right, Ryan?" **Gives him a stern pat on the back**
Every fucking time the camera pans to Ryan’s face and you see him trying to keep his composure and not being scared it fucking sends me dude lmaoooo it’s too fucking funny
Ryan enjoying life to the fullest a man who knows what he’s doing respect Edit: I don’t wanna be that guy but this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten thx
EXACTLY! he not gay, he only looks like that because the camera gonna ruin his plan with a false title of him being "gay" but yet he's sooo close to seeing the biddies! LMAO
I went to Germany back in 2013 and met a bunch of beautiful blondes who decided i was great because I was English and had a good sense of humour. They took me everywhere they went. One day we went to the Pegnitz river on the outskirts of Nuremberg and when we got there they all suddenly stripped completely naked (all 6 of them) and started sunbathing and swimming in river. I was sprung hard as a rock and had no idea what to do. One of them eventually came out of the water, soaking wet, still naked and sat directly in front of me with everything on display. Then she started talking about the history of the river. She seemed completely oblivious that i was fighting the hardest battle of my life and i couldn't hear a single word she was saying. Either i am a complete idiot and missed the greatest opportunity of my life or i'm just a real good guy. Idiot seems more likely.
![[Full Story] My wife of 28 years backstabbed me, so I drove her insane and meticulously ruined her.](/img/n.gif)
"I'm a deeply closeted gay man" - Norm MacDonald
"So you're gay?"
@@doormatcat "No! I said I'm deeply closeted."
@@WanderingExistence "Wait, so you're a gay man who won't admit it?"
This is the absolute best comment for this video RIP Norm
@@WanderingExistence "Wait so you're gay but you won't admit it?"
Plot twist:the dad is the narrator
I mean, he IS Desmond's dad.
Wait WHAT! @lonelycells7073
He is lol
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames ☀️🌄My only sunshine 🌅🌤
@@jedi1709 You make me happy 😁
"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat"
Ryan, a cannibal: Yyyyeeeahhh...
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Just make sure he doesn't meet Joe Biden's uncle...
I read this in Peter Griffin’s voice
Hahahahahahahaha
Like, now we got a prequel to fully understand the story
Bro what is that Pfp D:
@@doaaksyt3743 its a bot
@@doaaksyt3743 It's a bot
All the links at her channel @@temxasremd😭😭😭
Y'all, it's a bot that steals other people's comments and baits people to a porn site w their pfp. Report it and move on, show no mercy.
Ryan’s origin story😭😭
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesMy only sunshine...
@@AzerbaijaniRyanGoslingYou make me happy...
@@Nomparellix When skies are gray 🎶🎶🎶
@@RoronoaZoro69420_grey*
"99% of gamblers quit before hitting the jackpot"
Not their gay best friend Ryan!
That’s not true.
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
did u comment this on the full length video too lol
@@Reaper18490 he did.
@@Reaper18490 NO! FUCK NO! FUCK NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT
"Why are you wearing those"
....
"My eye's are sensitive"
Dad: don't lie to me. Are you gay? 😡
Him: No!
Dad: Nah, you're definitely gay
Hahaha, so true 😂
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@@joellauve898 You make me happy 😃
@@LeSquirtJameswhen skies are gray
@@LeSquirtJamesLebooboo!?
With gay power comes gay responsibility
That sounds scary 😂😂😂
-Uncle Bent Parker
@@dielemamfoumbi7128I think I once seen a video where the dude was pretending to be gay then his girl friends tried to hook him up with another dude and he was to deep into the role 😂
i made it 666 likes for you my man
Being gay is a sin and should not be practiced.
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Ryan’s gunna have some explaining to do when he pitches a tent while skinny dipping 😂
The girls: "Um...Ryan what's going on there?" (Points at dick)
Ryan: "Oh sorry. Just thinking about guys."
He’s gay; his member isn’t 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There's no "tent" to pitch when ya skinny dip... but I'm sure he'll _point_ to his "bestie" 😅
I accidentally took a viagra! Silly me! 😅
I love how these are narrated in the exact same tone as forensic files.
Nothing is funnier than hearing the same guy who narrated murder scenes delivering punchlines.
Not even close, I've seen hundreds of forensic files episodes. This is the guy that narrated the skits on Chappelle's Show
@@kevinmonahan2820 I said tone. The narrator talks in the tone that I remember from when I used to watch a lot of Forensic Files. Maybe you don't see the resemblance, but I do.
@@dedelblute3946 I agree with you. I'm blind...So I depend on narrations most of the time. Yes, the style is similar.
Finally getting the flashback of the beginning of his journey
Fr
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
You make me happy, when sky's are grey
@@kylesimon7897 you’ll never know, dear 😊🥲😢
I want drugs
If bro gets bricked in front of them it’s over 💀
I thought of your dad
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
"I was thinking of ryan reynolds"
@@darcash1738that doesn’t really prove anything. All straight men get bricked up thinking about Ryan Reynolds
"I was thinking of big, oiled up men"
Not the dateline narrator 😂
Frontline**
"This is Ryan, a straight man undercover pretending to be homosexual."
LMFAO I'M ON THE CEILING.
This short just gave me early 2010s CZcams flashbacks. 😅
Ayo!!!!
2010's OMG so classic that was such a super duper long time ago
@@patrickdriggs9764for real
@@patrickdriggs9764 it was 10 years ago dawg
@@pekokkk10?
Dude drilled farther into the friendzone than any man has gone.
Literally…
@@Tadpole55 And struck oil!
@@Cwg.Oil?!🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
Happened to me
@@Duowantsyourlocationladies are about to get some freedom
better title: "Saving Ryans Privates"
I'll never get tired of it 😅
The origin of a hero that's sacrificing everything to know the secrets of the women
Hero…
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Someone got to make a series about this.
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@@JohnGreen-rj3pk you make me happy 😃
@@LeSquirtJameswhen skies are gay
Bro accidentally became the first person to go through reverse conversion therapy
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames my only sunshine
@@anothersubscriber-less-channel you make my happy 😃😃
@@LeSquirtJames when skies are gray
@@anothersubscriber-less-channel Youlll never know dear how much i love you
Narrator: “…And from that point on, Ryan decided to *lean* into the rumors.”
And if he doesn't need to lean against something to cover up, he actually is gay. There is a member of any group that will narc on you
The goggles had me dying on the floor! 😂 (does he think he gonna get to peek at them?? 👀)
😂 He's sure going to try!
We got the Ryan origin story 🔥
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
And all before gta 6
@@LeSquirtJames what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
"You are not going skinny dipping with anyone... Unless you take Ryan with you. He might be gay but he's still a man and he'll protect you. Isn't that right, Ryan?" **Gives him a stern pat on the back**
"s-sure, absolutely, s-sir!"
Some heroes wear goggles.
"What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset." 😂😂
Same😂😂😂😂
Imagine a rumour comes out and suddenly you’ve come out
😂😂😂
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Next step is I'm coming in
Every fucking time the camera pans to Ryan’s face and you see him trying to keep his composure and not being scared it fucking sends me dude lmaoooo it’s too fucking funny
A real man of genius. 😁
Ryan looks like young Dexter Morgan..
🤓🤓🧠🧠🔥🔥🌟🌟
plot twist: he do be gay
great pfp
Haha, he probably is…
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Or he just went fishing...
He's a G
Ay
@@frockk string*
The horrified look in his eyes got me dying 😂😂😂
“Once his worst rumor, now his greatest asset” 😂
This is absolutely stunning!
Ryan enjoying life to the fullest a man who knows what he’s doing respect
Edit: I don’t wanna be that guy but this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten thx
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
EXACTLY! he not gay, he only looks like that because the camera gonna ruin his plan with a false title of him being "gay" but yet he's sooo close to seeing the biddies! LMAO
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
the prequel goes hard
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames my only sunshine
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie you make me happy 😃
@@LeSquirtJameswhen guys are gay
@@LeSquirtJames The sun shines only above me 👆🏻
Dad: are you gay?
Ryan: just for you, daddy.
that may not lead to the outcome you desire
Imagine surviving ww2 and seeing your grandkids doing this
bro got so traumatized he became the best therapist in the world
The Ryan lore is expanding
This is truly amazing!
Not girls, but auntie 😂😂😂
“Just in case” 💀
Cameron Geller...
Looked for this 😂
Potition for the next episode to be
"Saving Ryan's privates"
Petition *
Underrated comment
Is that avatar some sort of sick joke??
Ryan to Jack Tripper: hold my beer.
The person who watched it hoping for pictures of the swimming.
“ a peace of meat” 😂
🤨🤨🤨
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Piece*
They are pieces of meat. That I want to out my piece of meat into to make one joined up piece of meat.
Peace with meat
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
❤She's MIGHT just be the most humble and heartwarming person to exist❤️❤️
"JUST IN CASE"
We finally got origin lore
"Its all nice and good until they start passing the demogorgon d!ldo" ~Sun Tzu Art of War
😂😂😂
He was like “ a part time job is good to “ 😂
Bro was forced to saying he’s gay mission failed successfully 💀😂
no not the horrified "Yup." 🤣😭 poor Ryan 💀
Your work on that project was incredible.
The hardest part is being away from you…the best part will be when we’re together again. Missing you, with all my heart.
The way she says “our gay best friend Ryan” to her dad it starts to sound like an iconic sentence
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
Omg yes we got another saving private Ryan. I live for these
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
"Piece of meat" lol my thoughts exactly
20 years later: Ryan is married with 5 children.
Those girls: "he's still gay".
Man knows mall santa business. Don't talk back to him. 😅😅😅
Speak not in opposition to the one versed in the affairs of the Mall Santa.
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
Finally, an origin story!
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
the voiceover gets me everytime
What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset!🤣💀
"one mans goal is another mans nightmare"
-sun tzu
THE BACKSTORY WE NEEDED
This made my day better.
He is our hero, protect him at all costs
Steven Spielberg bout to be filing a law suit with that title 🤣💀
They can change the words around
Saving Ryan's Privates
Why does the dad sound like arthur morgan💀💀💀
sounds nothing like him.
This is really stunning!
My man knew the assignment, studied up, and crushed that shit
The gaslighting is real in this episode
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames WHAT IS WITH THIS
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
Telling your dad you’re going skinny dipping sounds kinda weird
Ryan is a legend
i need a full series asap 🙏🏿
Ryan did nothing wrong
I’m loving the backstory here.
Moral lesson 😂 be like Ryan
Ryan is the real mvp
High risk, high reward.
If the water isn't cold he's done
"Yup" That one word changed his whole life
Ryan: bro I’m not gay
The girls: That’s exactly what a gay bestie would say 🙄
Nobody's happier than the girl's father.
I went to Germany back in 2013 and met a bunch of beautiful blondes who decided i was great because I was English and had a good sense of humour. They took me everywhere they went.
One day we went to the Pegnitz river on the outskirts of Nuremberg and when we got there they all suddenly stripped completely naked (all 6 of them) and started sunbathing and swimming in river. I was sprung hard as a rock and had no idea what to do. One of them eventually came out of the water, soaking wet, still naked and sat directly in front of me with everything on display. Then she started talking about the history of the river. She seemed completely oblivious that i was fighting the hardest battle of my life and i couldn't hear a single word she was saying.
Either i am a complete idiot and missed the greatest opportunity of my life or i'm just a real good guy.
Idiot seems more likely.
"Im not gay!"
"Hes gay"
Story of my life lmao
The narration is amazing 😂😂
Bro I did NOT expect to see Landry here 😂😂
Am seriously not Gay
Suuuuureeeee😂😂😂😂
You're a really strong person.
"Welcome to ryans toy review"
I always love these videos finally some actual high quality CZcams shorts
People who agree
👇
Absolutely mind-blowing!
Bro tried, got scared, then proceeded with the process.
Nice
A new adventure begins for Ryan
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
People should start saying “my straight friend” to annoy them even if they’re also strait 🤣
"Greatest asset" its like ryan dont have the skills but have luck instead 😂
Straight man undercovers isnt that the goal of him
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesMy only sunshine🥰
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.